ITT: athletes that would be ideal partners
>having a chocolate bar in a wrapper for a flag
>>63916175
No one whose career ends before they're 40 is an ideal partner.
You want to listen too stories of their glory days for the rest of your life?
>>63916210
it actually looks like an old fashion ice cream sandwich bar
>>63916175
I want her to dress up in some kind of leopard tribal undergarments with a bone sticking through her hair do, approach me and and rip my clothes off while pinning me down with her strength and yelling "ME WANT SNU SNU!!"
>>63916245
It's a Blue Bell ice cream sandwich.
>>63916175
literal steroids
>>63916175
>Those gigantic fucking calluses
>Leathery skin from being baked in sun
>Big, manly hands
>Nigger
Qatar, what the fuck, go back to being a country nobody knows exists.
>>63916483
you forgot
>sterile from overroiding
>>63916175
>Qatar
Does Islam bring about kids with a lot of mommy issues? It would explain their tendency to have strange fetishes for women.
>>63916245
>american """""food"""""