DAILY REMINDER THAT THIS IS TONIGHTS MONDAY NIGHT "PRIMETIME" GAME
YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO EXPLAIN WHY THIS GAME WILL BE WORTH WATCHING
Manlel playing
So I can watch an elite QB in action
Dank memes about Flacco
>>63915734
But anon Flacco suffered an elite injury
>>63915722
It will be the first ever nfl game where it ends with a 0-0 loss between both teams. Each team is purposely trying to tank for draft picks, so after 4 quarters of zero points, 77 punts, 65 turnovers, and 200 straight possessions of spiking the ball 4 times, the nfl decides enough is enough and add yet shutting their way through a while overtime, both teams are rewarded a loss.
Literally only reason
>>63915733
manziel #3 on the depth chart because of his partying ways
>>63915790
The Browns will cave before kickoff. You don't get to dictate shit when you're perennial bottom rung.
Clowns poop on the jail birds. 33-6
Cap it
Comedy Gold
>>63915768
JT is love
JT is life
>>63915768
>>63915915
>the don't have to watch it anymore
>>63915968
>>63915915
who /ass raped their opponent/ here?
>>63915997
Your mom was my opponent last night and I did ass rape her, if that helps you out f a m.
Halftime Faptime if I can be completely honest
Will this game get the worst ratings in MNF history?
>>63916142
That honor belongs to the Jags/Titans
>>63915768
This.
I have Duke Johnson, and am 4 points behind my opponent who's all finished for the weekend.
>>63916142
its all the worst ratings since they moved to ESPN
>>63916458
SNF kicks MNF ass in ratings!
>>63915748
Are you saying Matt shaub isn't elite?
>>63915722
First of the worst game t•b•h
Why in the world would you torture yourself and watch this shit. They'll be plenty of nba and nhl on to watch instead
>>63915722
It's not worth watching
>people don't know the history of the browns and Ravens
Smh desu at all the underages
>>63916554
History is boring. I'd rather meme.
>>63916554
That's like saying a Texans/Titans game will always be worth a watch. Protip it's not
they're both garbage so they should be evenly matched. I'd honestly rather watch a tense battle between two basement dwellers than one playoff contender blowing out another. Or this could always be a Vikings/49ers-tier spaghetti bowl and that's at least entertaining in it's own way
>>63915722
draft position
current draft position standings
>1. (2-9, 0.483) Tennessee Titans
>2. (2-8, 0.514) Cleveland Browns
>3. (3-8, 0.575) San Francisco 49ers
>4. (3-8, 0.529) Dallas Cowboys
>5. (3-8, 0.496) San Diego Chargers
>6. (3-7, 0.495) Baltimore Ravens
it won't be a fun game to watch probably, but regardless it has implications for my team whichever team loses.
>>63915722
Because, while >we are obviously tanking for Bosa, beating the ratbirds is always a must, so this game will be fierce.
Also, I'm unironically waking up at 4:30 am to watch it on a Tuesday morning beofre going to uni. Fuck my life.
>>63916892
>Browns beat the Ravens
>it's their super bowl
pretty sad desu
>>63916554
>MUH HISTORY
lol who gives a shit grampa. Live in the moment
What the fuck happened to Monday Night Football?
>>63917178
Sunday Night Football completely replaced it in relevance.
>>63915722
I can't.
Going to bed early, tbqmfh
>>63915790
Speaking of, that discussion about him during (I think it was) halftime last night was pretty brutally honest. I wonder if anybody who cares anything about him (assuming there is anybody) was paying attention.
>>63915722
>YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO EXPLAIN WHY THIS GAME WILL BE WORTH WATCHING
Many possibilities for amusing drinking games based on various idiot things the teams will do, or ways in which the poor announcers will try to make you think it's interesting.
>>63915722
This is why the NFL should start flexing games to MNF to give people a reason to watch ESPN: to see matchups with playoff implications instead of bottom-tier teams that are fighting for draft picks
>>63916554
>Leaveland wins 10 championships in the 40s and 50s
>Get Jim Brown who may be the GOAT RB
>Shit until the 80s
>Schotty teams make the AFCCG twice only to choke spectacularly
>Team is mediocre in the 90s with Belichick and pretty much every other coach in the league right now on the coaching staff
>Art Modell Jews the city of Cleveland and moves the team to Baltimore
>City of Cleveland buys the team's name and history because fuck Art Modell
>Rebranded old Browns go on to win two Super Bowls while the new Browns are a colossal pile of shit each and every year
Like this?
>>63917357
the NFL has given ESPN some pretty shitty games this year
>>63916844
how do teams have the same score but different draft rankings
>>63922202
strength of schedule i'm guessing
>>63915722
more dank browns memes
>>63915722
Because literally nothing else worth watching is on.
I have Jake McCown as my fantasy QB even though I already won, so hoping for some point padding.
Otherwise, there is no reason.
>Ravens missing their starting QB, RB, WR1, WR2, TE, two starting lineman, and star LB
>still have more wins than Cleveland
top lel
>>63915722
elpresador ranting about the browns again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p5r98rZSYA
I could win $110 in the work picks pool if Cleveland wins or 41+ points are scored.
>>63916578
I wish I was a mod. Trolling or not I'd ban the shit out of you.
see who wants the no 1 pick more
Mnf is bad because nobody has cable television anymore
>>63916458
Do less people have ESPN or something? Is NBC a standard channel?
>>63922351
Cracker version of EDP?
>>63922466
espn is basic cable/satellite, NBC you can just pick up with a normal antenna.
>shitty broadcasters seriously mike tirico and gruden? i would rather listen to joe buck read the phone book out loud for a hour.
>pre show lasts for 2-3 hours.
>shit match ups.
the nfl should just take away MNF from espn and give it to fox or cbs.
Because any game is good when you have enough beer
>>63922527
Oh my
People also forget that ABC/EPSN are THE WORST when it comes to spamming commercials.
At least when there's a 30 second time out NBC, CBS and Fox will keep you there and they'll go over the previous play or some stats. EPSN will cut out to shove in another commercial.
>>63922150
Because why the fuck should the NFL give a cable network good games? It's the same reason TNF gets shit games because CBS refuses to air them on their main channel and sticks it on the NFL network.
Big games get to be on the channels with the largest reach. If MNF was still on ABC, then you can bet your ass the NFL would have a reason to flex the Broncos Pats game to monday night. But since it's just basic cable now, fuck that they get the leftovers.
The NFL is doing nothing wrong
>>63922680
isnt NBC a cable network? It came with my basic cable.
Since we're now on the topic.
I don't have cable, but I do have ESPN3.
Will I be able to watch the game in HD on there or will I have to find a stream because the NFL is ran by Jews?
G-Go Clowns!
>>63922527
who?
I dont get why everybody is shitting on this game.
It has all the potential to be a close game with lots of fun stupid plays. Especially after that SNF game who doesnt want to watch that?
>>63915722
Josh McCown is playing, last game he fucked the Ravens secondary and also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvpW-ZSeqhE
We can all also have a drinking game:
1. One shot per every pick six Schaub throws
>>63922704
ABC, NBC, cbs are all fta
>>63915722
are they really going to play this game?
>>63922905
Cause people want to watch good exciting football not some sloppy shit show
>>63923029
People want to watch exciting football, not good football. Thats why college and the CFL are so popular....well not the CFL in America but you get the gist
>>63923056
Regardless neither of these teams are exciting lol. Specially with the Ravens b squad
>>63915722
McCown hurt in first. Davis hurt in second. Manziel forced to play second half and throws for 300 yards and 3 touchdowns
>>63923141
could happen tbf
>>63922527
those are big boobs
>>63923076
Ravens TEs and Dline can be exciting. Same with any receiving corps against the Ravens.
even ESPN isn't trying to hype this shit up
>>63915997
Do you enjoy playing with defensive players guy? I've always tickled the thought but never made a move kind of like my sex life.
>>63922527
Muh test
>>63915722
Watching the rat birds get kekd will be 100% worth it
which radio station in la can i listen to the game (srs)
Pls respawn
>>63923519
>thinking we actually want to win at this point
LOL
stay obsessed though
Who's pumped for the match of the century? Is there a pregame thread yet?
>>63923141
>And then they still don't start him.
>>63923549
Legggo niggas by la i mean the city of angels in cali
who is actually rooting for johnny just to kuck these sanctimonious idiots in the media?
>pregame video package calling Johnny a manchild
My fucking sides
I'm watching for Ray Lewis. Also atleast their commentators talk shit on refs for that buncos game.
>GO CELTICS.
>>63923675
Manziel on suicide watch after this pregame!
>>63922527
muh dick
>>63915722
Hoping two QBs get killed so Johnny can light it up.
>>63923758
Suzy Kolber almost literally said the same
If Manziel was black he would be under 5x scruitiny.
>>63923778
If he were black he'd be good.
>>63923778
If he were black, the NAACP would be protesting
>>63923778
True. Cam Newton gets hated on for end zone celebrations.
>>63923778
If he were black, that cop would have shot him.
>>63923778
If he were black he'd be playing tonight.
tfw this matchup is so shit there isn't even a pregame thread up.
>>63915722
Fantasy and gambling, that's about it t.b.h.
>>63923778
If he were Black his 'family' (mom) would be dirt poor and he'd likely be in prison.
If Johnny Manziel were a racist, he'd be Johnny Klanziel
>>63923939
That's gold Jerry, GOLD
>>63916480
Matt Schaub picks 6 more than the devil does
