I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Is he going to commit sudoku after Messi wins his 5th Ballon d'Or and Ronaldo realises that he's not even a top 5 player anymore and has no shot at winning another one?
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
>>63914407
>PK7
kek
>>63914396
Apparently he WILL win the 2nd place in this year's Ballon D'or, despite actually having a worse overall performance than Nerman/Saurez.
At least according to all the votes already made public.
And his movie made it pretty clear that he can still delude himself he's the best player in the world in 2014 just because of his Baloon Door, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, then he surely can delude himself into believing he's the 2nd best in 2015m,despite being more like 5th or 6th.
Hay guise. Soccer thrad?
>>63914424
Good point. Him getting the 2nd place is a sign that a lot of people who have important jobs in football don't really watch a lot of football.
Even the >muh goals argument doesn't work anymore since Neymar, Suarez and Lewandowski all scored a comparable amount of goals this year.
I WANT YOU TO STAAAAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75jZKJW83EQ
Where does the TSUUU come from?
>>63914460
His done for good. Even when he statpads with Real Madrid he will get busted in the Euros. After that nobody will take him seriously.
>>63914497
From last year's BdO ceremony.
before the image loaded i thoufht it'd be a picture of brady desu
>>63914497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZMzI7jSjx0
>>63914476
>and people still don't believe he's gay
Soccer threads are embarrassing.
>>63914573
4chan threads are embarassing mate
>>63914573
not as embarrassing as your mum's pubes m8
>>63914539
Anybody able to watch this yet without laughing or at least smiling?
>>63914877
cringing more like it
>>63914380
TSSUUUUUUUUU
TSUUUUUUUUU
>>63914573
As opposed to handegg fans discussing the sexual orientation of their players everyday?
>>63914539
Lel what a nice ad
>>63914424
sauce?
>>63914922
>you will never tell Donaldo to GTFO your couch
>>63914497
its the sound of bike tire going flat
>TSUUUU
>>63914502
Why has it just seemed to gain traction now? Honestly don't remember seeing this everywhere a while back
>>63915056
The memes works in mysterious ways sometimes.
>>63914476
is he singing this to benitez?
JV9 > CR7
>>63915056
Madrid bandwagoners made it impossible since the ones spaming now the TSUUUU cringed too hard to even go in their threads or start them without leaving disgusted at their fake weeaboo defense force, but as soon as they start choking they fuck off and the good meimeis can take off, as this one mine.
>>63914380
READY, READY, READY FOR THE TAKE OFF
>>63914390
I always wondered why do all coaches in madrid bench him against good teams ?
>>63914380
CANT WAKE UP
>>63914567
it's normal, a lot of good football players are metrosexual.
>>63915118
5 years ago, this man had to be subbed off early in games because he was under house arrest after 5pm. Now, he's the Premier League's top scorer. Fucking unreal.
WOOOOOOAAAOOOOOAAAAOOOOAAAOOO
CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL FOR THE WASTED AND WOUNDED?
>>63914390
can you update it with Eibar pls?
>>63914476
wtf is this video my brother ahahaha fuckin hell ladss
>>63915826
This pls
>Cr7 scored a pk against Eibar
You can't make this fucking shit up
>>63917801
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>63917801
I think it was last season he was awarded 10 pks in the first 18 games of the season. It's the standard loliga script to keep halal relevant.
>the ronaldo isn't good meme
>>63914476
Bro. There's literally nothing wrong with singing Rhiana tunes around your soccer friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4EiBFUpFXg
I TRIED SO HARD
CRAWLING
>quite literally penaldo
CR7 to psg when ?
His performance against Eibar was zo terrible. Can't believe people think he's better than Messi
dont worry gang, he'll put 4 on getafe and shut all the HATERS up
>>63915115
this was him singing to ancelotti
>>63914539
TFW I'm American and don't see these commercials in all their glory.
Does TSUUUU actually mean anything or just some homogoblin gibberish?
>>63926287
I always thouhg it was an onomatopeia deformation of SEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH, a more manly way to say YES instead of SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII which sounds pretty homo
>>63927987
>a more manly
it doesn't work
>>63928004
more manly than "pretty homo" isnt necessary manly
Good morning lads
>>63931477
>suit and tie in your twitter pic
WOAT
Should be either you climbing a mountain or walking in a crowed, foreign city.
>>63931477
Hypothetical scenario
>put Donaldo on one team with Messi
>tell Messi to just feed Donaldo chances (probably wouldn't mind since he's just an autist who likes to kick a ball around)
>go up against Getafe/Espanyol/Granada
Does Donaldo score 10 goals in one game?
>>63931487
If Messi passes every single ball right across an open goal at not too fast a speed to Ronaldo who doesn't have anyone with 5 meters, sure.
>>63914476
>tfw this makes him more likable than ever
>>63914476
>that moment at the end when Pepe turns around with a disgusted look on his face like "oh, we're supposed to clap now"
>>63914424
>At least according to all the votes already made public
Which votes are these then, feggit?
reminder that he's a >tfw no gf guy with a bastard son
>Cristiano Ronaldo wins Fans 5 Star Player in La Liga 2014/2015
>>63914476
>TFW I do the same shit when I sing a song I really like but this nigger listens to shit
>>63914460
It's a lot like boreball. Big chunk of people in the all star game don't belong there but get there because of name recognition
>>63914476
>that look at 1:00
>>63932377
jesus fuck now i undrestand why hes so obssesed with how he looks.
He is probably better than he is looking like right now.
I mean,no shit Nerman and Suarez are doing great,3 of the top 5 on the same attack.
Meanwhile he has tje blackmail sandnigger and that defense
>>63934856
lel
lmao
>>63914587
LOL
>>63914380
0-4 twououoouou model
>>63914390
kekke'd
>>63914446
cd7 a fucking poser
I used to hate on him but now, i kinda pity CR7
Messi being alive is an anomaly. It's unfair.
>>63914914
>mfw
This fucking metrogaysual model
