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Why do all the Arsenal players keep getting injured?
When is Spicy returning?
Can we expect signings?
Discuss lads
>>63910389
Threads are as dead as the team desu.
>>63910389
season is over already desu.
Fird for Flimmin' on a flim flam
Fuck of back to woolwich you cunts
>>63910565
Everybody is sleeping we can't all be NEET like this guy >>63910668
>>63910687
Fuck off back to Europa league
>>63910759
there is nothing wrong with being a neet.
>>63910883
ops little tired.
>>63910701
>>63910389
>Why do all the Arsenal players keep getting injured?
Because you have an overrated retard for manager. Making Alexis play today was beyond stupid.
>The other thread actually died and wasn't even up to 150 posts
ITS FUCKING OVER.
>>63910883
If you have enough money to live your whole life as a neet then I'd agree but that's extremely unlikely unless you have a nice inheritance or can invest.
>>63911097
I thought the general purge was coming but then realized that it was only because of a surge in new threads after a handegg loss.
>>63911097
>some guy named brady loses
>150 new threads in an hour
wonga out when?
Campbell chamberlain wings
Flim Ramsey midfield
>""""""eternal"""""" arsenal thread
>it died
just end this general already losers
>>63911472
>It's not even an important game
Why are Americans so autistic?
>>63912111
They are from USA
>>63912111
>>63912401
>arsenal fans calling others autistic
go rig another internet poll
_goodmorning. where are the sign igns?
>>63912111
its kind of important, there was two undefeated teams at the time. now theres one
why did arsenal have to start sucking right now
>>63913609
Because Wenger is senile and should be put down.
>>63913609
Arsenal is going through their annual middle season crisis, lad. After hitting like 8th they will start their annual run for the 4th place.
Who /4goalsin20minutes/ here?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAHuss1oE6Q
just realized marton fülop is dead lads
>>63913639
3rd. 4th aint getting cl anymore lads
>>63913626
>10 first team injuries
inexcusable, he should get sacked in January
Liverpool will finish above Arsenal.
Remember when people wanted Arsenal to buy Charlie Austin like he was good enough before the entire Premier League decided he wasn't good enough?
Is wonga, dare I say it, a shit?
literally trying not to even think about arsenal for the whole week
today I will remind them
>non arse fan
Going to the game vs Bournemouth after Christmas. Good boozer options?
>>63910389
>>63913639
Will Alexis ever return to last season's form?
Can we survive till January without losing too many points on nothing games?
Will Tomas come back and save us all?
Bring back Arshavin
http://russianfootballnews.com/what-does-browsing-andrey-arshavins-website-for-hours-teach-you/
>Number 12
>>63914141
>week
Trying a month here
>>63913865
even if shitaly is good enough to take 3rd (spoiler: they won't) that doesn't take affect until next season
>>63914214
>Will Alexis ever return to last season's form?
the form with Welbeck up top? Yes when either Welbeck or Theo return
>>63914184
How are you getting there?
If I go by train from the north I tend to stick around Kings Cross and get a tube over. Millers being a personal favourite. That's as an away fan though.
>>63914486
What made him so good when playing with welbz?
>>63914603
Welbz isn't completely immobile
>>63914184
Piebury
>>63914603
Playing attacking mid
news about the injuries when
Happy Holidays Gooners :3
>>63915428
Giroud ? ? Rosicky Theo ?
>>63915428
>>63915443
Wenger Giroud Debuchy Koscielny Rosicky Gibbs Ramsey
>>63915470
Kos and Rosicky are an odd pairing
>>63915428
>Happy Holidays!
If only. Instead there's a likely CL exit plus even more dropped points which could easily put us behind the fucking Spurs and Liverpool by the new year. Hopefully no more injuries at the very least but you can't be so sure when there are 2 games within 2 days (26th and 28th).
>>63915501
shh no tears only signings now
>>63915534
can't wait for the ruben neves saga tbhwyf
what did she mean by this?
Guardian sport @guardian_sport
Sánchez and Cazorla could miss Arsenal's key Olympiakos match.
>>63915707
>Ramsey-Flamini midfield
>Campbell, Giroud and Ox up front
is peaky blinders any good
>>63915762
>>63915707
>that midfield
>that attack
never has been scoring two and not conceding so far
Only the dead can know peace from #NoSignings
Injuries in the bag lads.
>Szczesny has been dropped after he was caught smoking following Roma's 6-1 loss to Barcelona. [Gazzetta dello Sport]
>>63916551
>Say it was beautiful to concede 6 goals
>Smoke in celebration
Why hasn't this cunt been sold yet?
>>63916551
you're joking right?
>alexis 3 weeks
blunderland, oly and villa
Could be way worse desu
Will probably not be fit in time for the city game which is a shame
>>63916730
3 weeks in Arsenal terms means 1-2 months.
>>63916742
so what's up with welbz have they even set a date for his return?
>>63916572
nope google it
he's a child, unbelievably idiotic mentality
>>63916759
its been January for a while
>>63916572
No joke here M80, only tears.
Why is he so shit?
Bellerin is slow as fuck now.
https://twitter.com/caffeinatedbear/status/671379673654435840
Who could have seen these injuries coming?
It was totally unpredictable and unforeseeable
>>63916551
He can fuck right off so, this is ridiculous
remember when Giroud was scoring those goals earlier in the season and if people said he wasn't good enough to start people would disagree? Good times
whats your team sheet m8s
>>63918383
had Walcott stayed fit Giroud would be in double figures by now
He's amazing off the bench for the last 10-20 in games
>>63918383
He is good enough to start for Arsenal. Just not good enough to start for any self-respecting team looking to accomplish anything worth taking seriously.
>>63918383
He'd start for Manchester United and Chelsea. Your demands are unrealistic
>Arsenal & Corbyn being destroyed at the same time
May as well end it all now tbhonest lads.
we should sign Higuain
>>63920089
He's in the bag.
>>63919637
when was Monreal injured?
>>63920138
He better fucking be, he SCORED again
Adem Ljajic would be a decent signing
>>63920799
In the bag la.
why can't I hold all of these #signings?
must be nice
>>63921368
>not a single white person
>>63921513
Messi has a little white in him otherwise yeah
>>63919637
That's a bullshit stat because it counts illness as well. Discounting that, Ozil, Mertesacker and Chambers haven't been and Giroud was out during the summer for France.
It's still bad if you look at all the month+ injuries suffered with Coq, Welbeck, Rosicky, Wilshere, Ox, Ramsey, Walcott, and most likely Sanchez and Kos now
http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/nov/30/arsenal-injuries-theory-arsene-wenger-alexis-sanchez
>The Gulliver Theory of muscular injuries is based on the idea small, short-legged players whose movements involve increased lateral motion, short-passing and intricate attacking geometry, what scientists call trying to walk the ball into the net, are more prone to injuries caused by over-stretching
>manlets
>>63914214
>relying on Rosicky at this point
>>63910389
All those injuries.
>>63913609
This is our year, senpai. Just wait and see, you are about to see >our most dramatic title race since 1989.
>>63922859
Arsenal will noy win the league. I can't believe people are still deluded about Arsenal after all these years
>>63922909
The signings are coming, m8
>>63918383
remember when you did something else with your life
What was Wenger's dankest meme signing?
>>63910389
>using my OC
based maple syrup land
feels good man
jeff when???
>>63926968
as soon as this little shit gets the fuck out
>>63927014
>thinking jeff could replace cathorgoat
those must be some hella fine drugs you are doing m8
>>63927038
>le choke in front of goal manlet
>being replaced by Jeff
are u retarded m8? Jeff would take Ramgoat's spot on the wing while Aaron replaces Cazorshit
>>63927094
ramsey is past it m8. after he got married he was finished.
>>63923850
great bunch of lads
>>63916551
so?
save us Box-to-box Ramsey, your our only hope.
>>63918011
pretty effay actually
Can anybody stop Özil?
>>63927660
giroud
>>63927660
Coq but he's one of ours and also ded
>>63922859
Players in pic, ignoring the guys in tracksuits and the guys in the grey suits:
Top row, left to right:
Niall Quinn (suited), Alan Smith, Brian Marwood (suited), probably Perry Groves, Paul Merson, probably Nigel Winterburn, John Lukic, Kevin Campbell (suited and wearing the wrong tie)
Bottom row:
Paul Davis (suited), Kevin Richardson, Michael Thomas, Steve Bould, David Rocastle, Lee Dixon
Three other players played that day who aren't pictured:
Tony Adams, David O'Leary and late sub Martin Hayes.
are >we just shit?
>>63928511
naw
>>63928511
yes
>>63928511
Arsenal would be an good team, but Wenger is keeping the team down.
>>63928511
all we had to do was Kondogbia and Benz
and it would all be okay
Where's the eternal Man City thread?
>>63929389
as good a team that they are, lol @ being a man city fan
It's completely Wenger's fault when an Arsenal player hurts himself right lads? I mean he should be there to run in and catch them before they fall over ffs #WengerOut
>>63929519
It's completely his fault when he didn't get any rotational players for those players to lessen their risk of injuries or just replacements for players that are already injured in the summer.
>>63929519
but what if the players he signed for rotation got hurt first
Who can stop us lads?
>>63929944
Wenger, as usual
A quick prayer for arsenal lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Bo8MoQW9bd
is this guy exposed?
>>63930645
All of his crosses were great against Norwich, unlike Monreal
>>63929519
Yeah its not like the medical staff is managed by him
Also its not his fault he signs players who tend to get injured (and thats why big teams discard them)
We can consider its not his fault that he doesnt sign players with the same style and level of the main team, so when he need to rotate players to give them a rest he doesnt have shit in the bench
So by conclusion: its not any way Wenger fault Arsenal has 3-4 injured players every season for the last 6-7 years.
>>63930919
It has noting to do with the medical staff or the players he signed but it does have to do with overtraining and the hardness of the training pitch.
>>63930952
And lack of proper rotation.
>>63910389
Hey, does anyone ITT has the "Arsenal Fan No 1" RvP pic? I seem to have lost mine.
Thanks in advance!
>>63916551
Ahahahahaha!
What a fucking mongrel.
Hahaha.
;________;
He could be joining Legia soon, hopefully.
>>63918383
Tbh Giroud worked best as a power sub - getting on the pitch for 2rd half and scoring goals like not himself.
>>63921368
>muh goals
>muh assists
I fucking hate that bullshit award.
>>63929519
Could work with Debuchy and Alexis last game (thankfully he didn't hurt himself over the cameraman).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F_08px3gCg
Two more and we can field a team for the Paralympics la
>>63931536
apparently fucking walcott will come back around christmas
what a joke
>>63931536
>Arsenal's injured XI better than the first team
>mfw
>>63931536
>inb4 "Didn't know Oezil is injured"
>>63931824
>Jack Wheelchair
>Mikel "Get on after an injury, score a selfie and get injured again" Arteta
>Tomas "Retirement plan" Rosicki
>Danny "I used to know a Danny once" Welbeck
How can they be better if they didn't play a game this year.
Rob Harris @RobHarris
Manchester City now owned by the Abu Dhabi and Chinese states
must be nice
Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ
BREAKING: Manchester City's parent company City Football Group announces £265m investment from China Media Capital.
lucky them
Specialist in Champions League defeats
Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ
BREAKING: Chelsea submit planning application for a new 60,000 capacity stadium at Stamford Bridge.
>>63932265
You's a fool if you don't think most of the fanbase only expects mediocrity
Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ
Sky Sources: Arsenal defender Laurent Koscielny in contention to face Sunderland on Saturday after hip injury.
>>63932265
>Olympiakos - 50
>Arsenal - 49
Ruh-roh.
Sam @samuelJayC
SKY report that Koscielny & Gibbs are fit for Saturday's game with Sunderland. Cazorla, Walcott & Alexis all set to miss out
>>63932265
Unlike garbage like the Bundesliga, the EPL is the most competitive league in European football, where bottom-of-the-table clubs can surprise and beat top clubs any day. What do you think will happen when a team that has consistently played Champions League football for 17 years also has to stay competitive in its domestic league? Of course they will lose plenty of matches.
>alexis 3 weeks out
he's missing 4 games?
http://news.arseblog.com/2015/12/chambers-excellent-in-midfield-reports-gatting/
>Leave defensive midfield to me
>>63933297
IT IS TIME
>>63933297
>U21
Not instilling much confidence. Will he even get to start?
hell_0 where arethe signings ?
>jeremy wilson saying walcott can make the squad for the next match
>shill cross saying christmas
Just signed for Arsenal lads.
>>63933721
if you aren't called lionel bugger off mate
Thread still ded?
Sunderland (H)
Aston Villa (A)
Man City (H)
Southampton (A)
Bournemouth (H)
How many points before the transfer window opens?
>>63933858
I reckon 10.
>>63933858
The last digit of my post.
>inb4 7
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/arsene-wenger-reveals-arsenal-almost-6932354
>tfw you trigger KSI fans on a YT video comment
Reminder that when this thread gets to 500, do not make another. /arse/ needs to end.
>>63931536
will wilshere's ankle beat diaby's right leg injury record?
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY THE FUCK DIDN´T WENGER GIVE ALEXIS A REST? YOU CAUSED THIS YOU FROG FUCKER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63934577
Why didn't Chile rest him?
>>63934630
when? in the middle of the copa america? or in the QF for the world cup? i guess league cup is way more important
>>63920459
Didn't he have a slight back injury?
>>63933895
>5
Sunderland home: draw
Villa away: win
City away: loss
Southampton away: draw
Bournemouth home: draw
>>63934820
This
>>63934630
Stop acting like international cups dont matter to the players
Don't know how you lads can still manage to care so much desu. Every season is exactly the same.
Hull play Man City tonight though. Even Chuba should be able to score against a City defence with no Kompany.
>>63934820
Where does Alexis rank among legendary Chileans Zamorano and Salas?
>>63935148
Below them. At least below of Salas.
>>63935148
Also, our truly chilean hero is Don Elias Figueroa.
>>63935248
>not Charles
>Arsenal have picked up more injuries than points in November
>>63935463
Hello reddit
Akpom and Hayden both starting tonight lads
>In 11 years Arsenal have suffered 831, an injury every 5 days of the year.
>To put that in perspective there are an average of 47 injuries each year during spanish bullfighting
Turns out Arsenal just missed out on Coman, what a surprise
>>63934100
m8 pls
youtuber fans are the easiest people to wind up in the world
err maybe tied with laverpewl fans
>>63936007
>>63936076
fucking
Wonga
How is Sanogo so shit
he did well enough in the FA cup and against Bayern
he cant hack it in a league where Dozy fucking Altidore was GOAT
Just did 7 keepy uppies lads
>>63936492
>be literally goat at football
>can't do keepy uppies
literally couldn't be asked growing up
>>63936646
Me neither, i was always a defender so I never learned pretty boy finesse abilities
>>63936781
its pointless anyways desu
hayden is playing well
>http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/dec/01/arsenal-santi-cazorla-ligament
CAZORSHIT IS FINALLY FINISHED
CATHORLA BTFO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63937492
3 Knee ligament injuries, now that's bad luck.
>>63937492
any amount of money it takes to bring isco in january is worth it. do it you senile fuck
>Arseshit in charge of not breaking all their players every winter
Just had a dream were >we signed Isco and Krychowiak
Sam @samuelJayC
Alexis injury will keep him out for at least 3 weeks. Will miss Sunderland, Olympiacos, Villa & Man City games
alexis out for at least two months
>>63937492
>http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/dec/01/arsenal-santi-cazorla-ligament
Monger manking him play 90 minutes with ligament injury. Top manager.
Fuck it, bring on the FA Cup
>>63937492
>>63938132
gonna be the season where it all ends lads, had to happen eventually, was a good run until 06.
>>63938338
One outfield player signed lad
>>63938152
Obviously they can't tell at the time whether the ligaments are damaged can they you imbecile. If the player feels like he can play on then you take them at their word.
>>63938358
>Obviously they can't tell at the time whether the ligaments are damaged can they you imbecile.
Of course they can you retard, it's called stability test of the knee, it can be done right there with your bare hands and takes less than two minutes.
Guardian sport @guardian_sport
Koeman tells Southampton board of need to invest in new players
must be nice
Guardian sport @guardian_sport
Arsenal board tells Wenger of need to invest in new players
>>63926378
André Santos. Yes, he was absolute shit with a hunchback, but still had hilarious moments like scoring the equalizer against Chelsea in that 5-3 win or the goal against West Brom to secure 3rd on the final day of the season.
If Wenger truly cared about Arsenal he would have stepped down by now.
Would even the fiercest AKBs accept him staying on another season after only signing 1 player and not having the excuse of the debt anymore. And letting the title slip away in one of the closet seasons yet, with Liverpool, Spurs and Leicester looking more like title contenders than us
Arsenal should have won v WBA & Norwich and be at least 3 points clear. Not in 4th, again.
>>63938358
>If the player feels like he can play on then you take them at their word.
Okay, in all seriousness, who the fuck does that, who even does that? Because 9 times out of 10, you hear pundits, other managers, active players, former players talk about how any player will always state that they can go, unless it's painfully obvious they can't. And then even, some idiots will continue playing because of adrenaline or some shit.
So taking players on their words sounds like the dumbest, naïve shit you could do to me.
This is it lads. This is the first time in 17 years that we will get knocked out in the group stage of the Champions League, and the first time in more than two decades that Spurs will finish above >us.
Prepare for Arsenal's tiny squad too shrink even more next season
Flamini, Rosicky all definitely leaving
Arteta, Scz or Ospina and Debuchy maybe
Probably won't get any replacements
Alexis and Ozil liable to put in a transfer request after realising Arsenal won't win shit under Wenger.
Instead Arsenal should be bringing in: a RW, a DM for backup, and a AM to rotate with Ozil
Sell Debuchy, Keep Jenkinson as backup
Make Mertesacker 3rd choice, rotate with Kos so he doesn't get run into the ground
Bench Cazorla for Wilshere or Ramsey, since one will inevitably be out injured
Rest Alexis for games, 5 wingers to chose from.
Keep Walcott up front, Giroud super sub.
Keep youth for
>>63939956
and all sell Scz to whoever will have the runt
Retire Flamtetasicky
>>63939950
Thanks Wenger
>>63939956
>Only an Ozil injury away from sheer devastation
Got some juicy rumours lads.
How relevant is Alexis's injury in the upcoming league games? Is he really that important for the team or is it just a big meme?
Will Ox ever start scoring goals?
>>63932530
>Gibbs is fit
What the fuck, why was this even a question
>>63938132
>Man City
senpai I'm about to stab my thigh with a pencil
>>63926378
Santos or Kallstrom
>>63941218
I've never seen an attacking player so unwilling to score. Even Ozil busts his ass to get in front of goal even if he makes those passes when he should shoot. Ox is muh dribble man.
Recall Gnabry when?
>>63938132
Not too bad, we picked up 9 points against spurs, west brom, and narich, so we can grind through a few touch games if need be and keep up with city and united
Just finished my Skype call with my resources in Spain lads.
Ask me anything
>>63941959
>we
>>63942057
ISCO WHEN?
KRYCHOWIAK WHEN?
JESÉ WHEN?
>>63942118
Jese is happening January deadline day, similar to Arshavin.
Isco is in the bag this summer; Krychowiak would block Bielik's development.
who /sad/ here?
>>63942306
why, cazorshit finally fucked off
>>63942188
Would rather have Isco in January but I doubt that's possible.
Carvahlo, Batshuayi and either Isco or Jese this January would be a dream
>>63942402
>jese
literally spic walcott, i want inaki williams
>>63942507
>spic Walcott
So he scores goals and is a good player? Sounds good sign him up
>everyone forgetting that pato is in the bag
baka
>>63942057
Any special news?
>>63942580
its really the injured manlet thing that saddens me. I cant take another one of our fragile goats getting killed out there
>>63942650
Messi will only come if Chambers plays DM; but those could be the delusional words of a serial autist so I cannot confirm
Would u rather have Pato or Jesé?
>>63942635
I feel Batshuayi if the better investment mate.
Pato hasn't been impressive since Milan.
>>63942507
>>63942669
Did say I'd prefer Isco as he can play everywhere and I believe he's more talented plus he would be Cazorla's successor.
For the right-wing I'd want Volland myself but I'm alone in that regard.
>>63942713
>>63942635
as much of a qt as pato is, he's basically gourcuff fragile.
>>63939950
Now imagine Ozil picking up an injury before the match against City... baka desu senpai
>>63942770
Only way I'd be okay with Pato coming in Jan is if it's a 6 month loan deal.
Or if he's dirt cheap. Like 5m
>>63942955
even that isn't enough. I'd want 2 strikers coming in if Pato is one of them simply because he'll get killed by one bad tackle
Pato hasnt had a massive injury in the last 3 years. The last time he was injured he was out for 2 weeks. This meme needs to stop.
www.transfermarkt.com/alexandre-pato/verletzungen/spieler/37579
>>63943128
>hues being good at tackling
the good tacklers and the worst tacklers are in europe silly
I wish lukaku was in my bag
>>63943174
that one guy gabby is pretty good.
>>63943091
Well we'd have Walcott, Giroud, Welbeck and Pato by Jan and that's a pretty stacked forward options. Anyone else and we'd have to offload someone.
If the (loan)deal was right I'd like us to take a risk on Pato as he had insane talent before Milan.
>>63943552
welbeck is definitely a right winger for us. so theo giroud and (we arent getting) pato.
>>63943492
why didn't he tackle grabbon?
>>63943617
I'd like to see Welbeck get more time upfront for us when he returns.
Well his owner is desperate to offload him so you never know, he could come good.
Wenger should get him on a loan for the rest of a season.
Then in the summer he could look at getting him permanently or going for someone else.
Nobody gives a shit bout Arsenal, all they care about is they're losing so they can shitpost.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34974358
Benzema on cheap when?
>>63943627
because giving away pks is bad and youre a dumb yank
>still desperately need coq type player
>better sign pato, isco, benzema etc
>>63943967
Carvahlo is in the bag lad relax
>>63943967
>Doubting Big Willie & Chambers as DM cover
>>63943967
Everyone has been calling for Carvahlo mate but it's not the only position that needs strengthening.
It's also happens to be the position that has the most evident signing.
should have signed him in the summer.
Jeff rising to the occasion and saving >our season when?
>>63943967
>doubting chambers as the next vieira
damn la'
>Leave replacing Coq to me
>>63944151
>that lunge from the sliding cunt that jeff dodges at the last moment
No wonder our injury record is high
>>63944266
Looks like a hard cunt in the pic desu
>>63944266
pfft amateur >>63933297 we replace Cazorshit & Coq in one go
Bielik Chambers DM Partnership when?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/alexis-sanchez-injury-not-serious-6935246
>tfw losing against Sunderland
>>63937896
This, Cazorshit ruining his knee is one of the greatest moments in club history now that Isco is coming
>>63947277
>tfw its an Ox chipping it against the bar episode
>>63947875
>implying blunderland wouldn't pack the box so hard that no one takes a shot
>>63947933
>Cheeky John O'Shea goal in the 93rd minute
>Mesut loses against Ireland for the third time in a year
>Mesut secretly hates me
;_;
>>63932265
we're such a garbage team seriously, just end it all
>>63930919
are you actually an arse man or do you just come here to be buttflustered about alexis?
cest
wda
billo
aa
etc. trips and anons
>>63943967
>benzema
Probably not a good idea.
>>63948229
I'm sure Giroud would appreciate someone French to talk to
>>63948331
>benzema
>talking french
pick one
Vardy when?
It's over, lads. Klopp is getting Reus, Aubameyang, and Gundogan. This is going to be Livershit's year.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/liverpool-boss-jurgen-klopp-given-6935494
BBC seem to like Man United a lot...
>>63948614
must be nice
>>63948621
how long since marshall scored now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLLmHYSHP4o
But what if Chambers turns out to be a better Coquelin?
>>63948614
Oh come on, it could be United/Leicester/City/Spurs's year for all we know.
“When I first came to Arsenal, I didn’t know how to defend,” Bellerin said.
“If there was a person who I had to identify as helping me a lot, that would have to be Bould. I was a winger but from the Under-18s up, I remember him just showing me the basics.
“Even then, I remember him sometimes holding his head like, ‘What is Hector doing?’ He’s been one of the key people in my career. He’s one of the reasons I’m here now.
“Steve was a top defender himself and has so much knowledge. Sometimes when he’s speaking, I just laugh because he makes it look so easy and so obvious, and you haven’t realised before. I really enjoy learning with him.”
ox out deulofeu in when?
So it's looking like this then:
Cech
Bellerin - Mert - Gabriel - Monreal
Ramsey-Flamini
Ox-Ozil-Campbell
Giroud
Right?
>>63949103
Kosc will probably be fit but the rest should be spot on
>Ox and Campell on the wing
>that midfield
>Giroud starting striker
>comedy defending is back
>Santi ligament damage meaning he is out for months too
>injuries and no rotation everywhere
>players returning from long term injuries will basically be useless for weeks
wish the season would be over already
>>63949160
desu this is one of the least shitty Novembers I remember Arsenal having.
>>63949168
>half of the first team and the whole bench injured
well the shit performances are a given but one or two more injuries now and Arsenal are going super nova.
>>63949215
Yea but looking at the table it's not that bad. As long as december is better
>missed out on jurgen klopp
>missed out on gary neville
For fuck's sake lads.
>>63949226
true but the injuries already did some substantial damage to the season and will continue to do so until January/Feb.
>>63949063
>“When I first came to Arsenal, I didn’t know how to defend,”
and you still don't know how to defend, make him a forward already.
>>63949245
>Bellerin DM
>Chambers RB
I BELIEVE
> Brings no new players
> Everybody and their brother gets injured
Geee who could've seen that coming?
>>63949245
>>63949245
Bellerin on the Right Wing. Alexis on the Left Wing. Make it happen, Wenger. Make the Ramsey as a winger meme die.
>>63948940
God, I need to see this girl fucked by a BBC.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/dec/02/santi-cazorla-out-three-months-arsenal-knee-injury?CMP=share_btn_tw
lmao
Everything will be fine when Welbeck comes back
Only half-joking as well lads, he's a proper solid bloke
>>63950377
Cazorshit out means Isco in :^
>>63950377
Brilliant, well done Wenger
not that everything could be fixed if Wenger actually signed two players in January but even one is a stretch at this point. Can't wait for all the shitposting when Arsenal really drop out of the top 4 and Wenger finally feels the fan's backlash and can't resort to >muh injuries again.
Big news in January lads.
>>63950612
Lol
No, he'll tell the fans and media that there aren't any players around to sign and tell them he has been in football for years so you can't question his opinion : 3
https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/672105193652252672
SIGN HIM UP WENGA
Can't believe he made Santi play with a dead leg whole game, it's not the medical team fault it's Wenger's doing
>>63950675
he can do everything he want but the top 4 spot and the illusion of progress alongside two comfy FA cups (when in reality he should have won the league) is the only thing that keeps the fans at bay.
Once the club crashes out of the CL next week and goes straight into the EL which won't exactly help the injuries and mediocre league performance there is no way anyone will accept the fact that Wenger didn't sign a single outfield player in the summer and one shitty replacement in January (at best), when he, yet again, should have won the league with everyone choking hard.
>>63950377
that's that then
Do you think all tripcunts are fat sweaty cunts lads?
>>63947961
When was the 1st and 2nd?
>>63950828
How did they get that Welsh cunt's picture
>>63951055
lost knowledge desu, buried deep in /brit/ history
Just signed for Arsenal lads, i'm replacing Santi don't worry
>>63951361
Underage.
/r/ing that picture with özil at the centre half with his back turned towards the picture
https://twitter.com/Matflam/status/672132860887891973
We need a chant for Flamini which acknowledges his Tony Stark status.
>Santi Cazorla injured
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT KEKS FUCKING SUCK IT
>OUR YEAR LA
>QUALIFIED TO CL FOR LIKE 16 TIMES WON IT 0(ZERO) TIMES
TOP FUCKING KEK
Who /Trump/ here
WWWD??
http://strawpoll.me/6161092
wish we signed Mane
>>63952341
>Ramsey + Ox
>>63952408
Honestly not sure which of Flamini-Chambers or Ox-Chambers would be worse
>tfw you will never see Arsenal come back from being a goal down early on to score 3 before half time.
L A N S
A
N
S
>Meme manager like Klopp making Livershit look good
imagine what a modern and good manager could do with Arsenal, another season with Wenger and the club might be well on their way down the table.
>Liverpool
I don't think i will be enjoying this season, thank you Wenger
think i might just stop caring about football this season and not post for awhile i'm getting annoyed now
>>63953849
Posting gook shit won't make it better
Delete
>Klopp was meant to sign for arsenal
we lost it lads, it was our chance
how does it feel arse fans? this could be you if you had a competent manager and was willing to buy players
It's just in. Arseanal won't even win Mickey Mouse Cup this year.
Show me the proofs of Klopp wanting to sign for Arsenal
>>63954274
I'm a liverpool fan, if klopp had the choice between arsenal and liverpool im 95% sure he would have chosen arsenal
>>63954249
Well no shit, a new 21th century manager would be enough to not kill most of the players and probably win the league in the last 3 seasons.
>>63954225
>arseholes GENUINELY SERIOUSLY ACTUALLY PROPERLY INHERENTLY HONESTLY TRULY believe this FOR REAL REAL NOT FOR PLAY PLAY
worst fans, worst general
kill yourselves my men
>>63954287
>i'm a liverpool fan
k
Klopp could've been ours lads, instead we've got such great performances as 'losing 2-0 to Aston Villa and having 1 shot on goal', and '1-0 in the last minute against Bournemouth' to look forward to.
The job is Peps lads relax
>>63954424
>Arsenal get a Moyes
>>63953681
>Could
Chelsea will spend big this summer to reclaim top 4
City are top 4 regulars now
Liverpool looking dangerous as fuck after a few games of Klopping
Spurs finally getting consistent
United will just spend spend spend
Everton got a strong core of players
If wenger stays until the end of his contract Arsenal will be 7th at best
So this is where all the ABL's went
btw
Our year our year
everton v city
stoke v liverpool
Who have arselel got next round?
inb4 mickey mouse cup
>>63954755
fair play 2bh klop really has started something special with a team he inherited who were on a downward slide...i predict great things under this guy
>>63954755
Yfw Klopp wins the league cup and league in his 1st season, while Wenger achieves nothing and lets Arsenal rot
Oh well, looking forward to our 3% ticket increase prices to cover our lack of Champions league football....
>>63954755
>Implying Klopp isn't piggybacking off of the genius of Rodgers
>>63954809
imagine what he could have done at a team like Arsenal or Chelsea
Too late now though
>>63954819
And all you can do is watch Piers Morgan jerk off over him on Twatter.
>25 years without a league title
>last relevant trophy was years ago
WEW LADS
>tfw Gilberto ready to help Arsenal
http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/2595132-arsenal-invincible-gilberto-silva-i-was-ready-to-play-after-coquelin-injury?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-UK?is_shared=true
>>63954809
just imagine what it will be like when he signs players himself ....
>>63954819
>will never know what it feels like to get a klopp hug...
>>63954837
oh you!
>>63954854
heh, just hoping that his klopp effect never wears off on the players!
>>63954871
it must be embarrassing to have him as a fan,,,
>Oh, so you guys don't want me? Which way is Liverpool?
>>63954897
yeah but we never had klopp in them 25 years... its ok mate
oh and 25 years without a league title....but we still have more than you
>>63954942
>that liverpool feel
this is the day when ABL's commit mass suicide in their own containment thread
>>63955074
>Arsenal fans
>ABLs
u wot
>>63955093
Talk
Shit
Get
Klopped
>the day Liverpool fans BTFO arselel fans outta their own thread
kek
Sam @samuelJayC
Koscielny, Gibbs & Walcott set to be fit for Sunderland game on Saturday, @TeleFootball report. #AFC
>rushing players back
BASED WENGA
This is now a Liverpool thread.
>>63955411
WOOO WOOO!!
I just hope we don't miss out on Tuchel desu
This is not fucking fair. Liverpool right now is supposed to be us, Klopp was literally in the bag. Why can't that old cunt have some dignity and retire so we can get a modern manager in?
>>63955728
sorry buddy but its Liverpool's time now, and you are stuck with the guy that injures all your players
>zero premier league titles
LOL
>>63955818
>zero champions league titles
>5-1
>still more league titles than you
>and we don't have fucking slanty eyes
>>63955861
>muh history
never fails to disappoint
enjoy not getting top 4
again
Obamamang in the bag for £45m lads
Das It Mane in the bag for £25m next lads
>>63955861
Scousers are barely human.
>25 years
Were you even born the last time they won the league? Must be embarrassing. Even Blackburn manager to win it.
>>63955861
>Don't have that gif of that Liverpool fan doing the slanty eyes
I knew this day would come and yet I did nothing
>>63955892
history is everything...sadly you have none...
ofc we will get top 4 klopp is taking over
>>63955904
>arselel never won a single champions league...
>selling club
5 times la
and yes i was alive i was like 12 then and have been to more games than you have ever watched you slanty eyed cunt
>>63955914
you are a shame to your people potatoe fucker
>>63955978
>37
>arguing about football with a jap on an anime website
Where did it all go so wrong for you?
Why do Liverpool fans even come here?
I literally tried to warn all of you towards the beginning of the season but nobody listened.
>hurr durr shutup stupid ABA
get rekt you cunts
>>63956014
it went wrong when i started my own business and didn't have to work ever agains...
when did it go wrong for you?
was it when you brought shame to your family after being caught busting a nut over some weird tentacle porn?
>>63956062
Selling stolen car stereos in the pub doesn't count as setting up your own business.
>>63956043
to mock you and rub the salt into your wounds now we are on the rise and you are on the slide
ISCO WHEN
>>63956082
i agree but having my own demolition company counts, have you even got a job? hear its tough times over there and most of you jap fags live in little holes in internet cafe's eating noodle shit
>ctrl +f "liverpool"
>19 matches
Obsession. Why are so many Arsenal fans ABLs?
>>63956110
I have my own demolition company too. I demolish ur mums pussy every day. xD
>>63956097
why would he want to go to a smaller club?
>>63956126
so that he can play and be a super star. same reason as sanchez
>>63956126
Just in case he isn't 100% merc, he might like some more playing time before his imminent long term injury.
>>63956125
second time in only 300 years brits get btfo by america
>>63956125
if i wanted my cumback id wipe if off your moms face
>>63956112
because we won what they never have so many times....the champions league...it drives them nuts
>>63956110
>Liverpool fan in charge of knocking down walls
Makes sense. Now go to bed old man.
>>63956145
Shouldn't you be in bed stevie g?
>>63956144
nah the yank got REKT >>63956145
>>63956129
this is bait right?
>>63956154
#rekt
>>63956165
do you have anything better to do than try to troll people who dont like your team
>>63955405
>Walcott
Its time
>>63956159
>>63956154
Chat
Shit
Get
Klopped
>>63956082
my mate mickey does that, the absolute madman
>>63956154
>>63956179
this is the closest the usa and japan have been since nagasaki and hiroshima
kek
>>63956182
>try to troll
you keep replying, amerifats are the easiest
>>63956210
>/REKT (just like japan was)
please stop samefagging
>>63956269
says the band waggoner who have never been to a game in his life
>>63956291
You seem upset that an american owns both liverlel and arselel?
>>63956085
>to mock you and rub the salt into your wounds now we are on the rise and you are on the slide
Every year
This thread has taken a turn
>>63956750
Everyone here has taken a turn with your mum.
>>63956510
nah just find it funny that arselel has so many supporters who has never been to a game
>>63956663
its just too easy
>>63956872
>only ever see's half of the game with them slanty eyes
>>63956961
I went to highbury many times, im not even american.
i hope this attention is helping you through what ever is going on in your life right now
>>63956750
well i don't know about you but i think things are not looking good for us la
>>63957035
sure you did, every amerifat claims this, but the truth is they didnt start posting here until the world cup in the usa...typical arm chair supporters
>when klopp plays against arselel
6-1?
7-1?
8-1?
how bad will klopp rape arselel?
>>63957059
feel better soon anon. life gets better
>>63957103
it'll be fine. by the time the match happens arsenal will be on the streak of good performances that saves face for this season and fuels the hype for the next one
>>63957125
>never knowing that liverpool feel
lifes good son..klopp makes everything feel good ;)
>>63957188
>arselel squad has more injuries than a mexican after the cartels got to him
>liverpools players coming back from injury
by the time we play your squad will be playing in weelchairs and get raped
>Ramsey and Ox return
>Sanchez and Cazorla get injured
Poetry
>>63957267
>will finish 7th
>>63957267
Bender and icardi in the bags. Title still on.
>>63957346
>title
7th
>yfw you realise Liverpool are still behind Arsenal
>>63957843
pretty good feeling
>Amerishoots
>>63957894
>all our players dropping like flies
>sturridge fit again
>only 4 points behind
fuck
>>63958043
You forgot
>still a pathetic weeb tripcunt
>>63958043
kys
>Liverpool think they're a big club
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DELUSION AT ITS FINEST
>>63958368
tbf that's exactly how we act when we're on a good run, the only difference is that their eternal would never survive the shitposting when they hit bad form
>>63958687
We get bullied all the time
Makes me feel like a weeb
when will the arsenal dead cat bounce start? surely were near the bottom now
>>63958368
>most uk supporters
>5 times la
bigger than arselel x 5
>>63958937
>Liverpools last big trophy was 10(TEN) years ago
>Liverpool have yet to win the Premier League
Also
Every Arsenal player is better than their Liverpool counter part the only argument you could make is Theo for Sturridge
>>63958986
>canadian
>never won a big trophy like liverpool
>5 times la
>won the league and every domestic cup more
your an embarrassment.avi
>coutinho
>lucas (best dm in the league stats prove this)
>arselel weak side injury prone
BTFO
>5-1
>french manager who wins self made cups
>klopp rape train with no breaks
>/REKT
this is too easy
>>63959352
Subhuman NEET go to bed
>>63959468
>amerifat
>blacked
ok kek
I miss Welbz 2bh
Quick question: how often are FIFA rankings updated/released?
>>63960018
me2
>>63943552
>Well we'd have Walcott, Giroud, Welbeck and Pato by Jan and that's a pretty stacked forward options.
Until, you know, half of them are down by the time we hit February.
>>63933858
>Sunderland (H)
1-1
>Aston Villa (A)
1-2
>Man City (H)
3-2
>Southampton (A)
1-2
>Bournemouth (H)
0-1
>>63939950
>Jack Wilshere - hairline fracture
A fucking what?
>>63939956
>Probably won't get any replacements
Isco, Messi, Ibra and Krychowiak are pretty much confirmed senpai.
>third in a row
Not fun.
>>63948614
At least Chelsea's relegation is going to humour me.
>>63949160
>>comedy defending is back
It's not funny if they concede, though.
Hi, where are the signings?
Arse fags explain this
>>63963310
"allah is great, bomb the emirates"
>>63963310
>spain
>not a country full of sand niggers
Obamamang in the bag for £45m lads
Das It Mane in the bag next for £25m lads
if we fail to beat sunderland that's probably it for me lads
![78631-Jesse-Pinkman-Vince-Gilligan-g-DtcP[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/AF4g3Tl.gif "78631-Jesse-Pinkman-Vince-Gilligan-g-DtcP[1]")
>>63963589
Don't worry m8, >we will. That's how Wenga keeps us around. He'll throw us a couple of wins to keep us happy and raise our hopes that we might win the league. Then he'll sign no one in January and we'll get fourth place again, might even be third this year. Then when it seems like he might get booted, he goes and win the FA cup. Then it's the same next year
>losing?
>I forgot what that was
>>63963310
What a c.uck
Literally in the friendzone. صديق means friend
>>63963921
>this flag
>this linguistic knowledge
Made me smirk.
>>63963930
>Not knowing the main spoken languages of the world to flex your knowledge
Stay local, brachu
Do you think trophy juice makes clubs stronger?
C-cohesion, r-right lads?
Cohesion Out
Mental Strength In
Where were you when cohesion was still on?
>>63964056
scouting Isco senpai
tbf we need to build a team around ozil
is walcott back yet??
guys im scared
>>63964084
We need Disco Isco, Big Willie, Michy, & Das it Mane. Also we need the shit manlets to leave
we should have got klopp....
>>63964146
this desu
but it's impossible now, he's tainted and it's going to be livershit's season the next season
>>63964166
and they are a challenge to our forth place this season...
>>63964106
could be back at the weekend
>>63964166
It's going to be a nightmare when they come here to shitpost.
imagine if we actually lost to sunderland on saturday haha
>>63964186
Already!
How long Kult Kloppo been there?
Alas, would he be any better for the injuries the team suffers now? Could he fish out better talent and provide the same results with as tight ass budget as Wonga? Would the Board's mentality change for Kult Kloppo's promise of great results?
Only thing that can save me is if Chelsea gets relegated.
>>63964206
Hopefully I'll be dead by then.
>>63964237
He turned a bunch of meme poles into goats
>>63964270
this
>>63948940
great bunch of lads
>>63964206
stfu you slit eyed chink
>>63964270
Sorry, but you have to be quite good to make it to Bundesliga from here. Especially the second best team. It's only Arsene who bought a no name shmuck who didn't even play a single full game, sorry.
>>63948940
>tfw nobody wants aaron in the middle anymore
>>63964289
>let me fart in your face
are you from Lester?
>>63964304
Only if you want Ozil on the wing again
Though at this rate that wouldn't be a surprise
>>63964317
>anfield is a 5 min walk for me
Reminder that olympiacos will beat arse
>>63964324
that would kill mesut's confidence
>>63964348
What was it like after the 6-1 yesterday?
>>63939956
>bench santi
good joke senpai
>>63964394
I hope that little shit breaks his ankle rehabbing his knee. Cazorshit out
>>63963952
The fucking madman
>>63964371
it was at St Mary's Stadium me and my brother went, was fucking crazy
>>63963053
A hairline fracture. Think of the start of an earthquake when you see cracks develop in the ground. You know, with the gap so small it's like a line.
Now imagine that on your bone.
Hairline fracture.
>>63964430
well good on you guys. The highlight of the season was blowing United the fuck out, then bayern, and now depression from all of our players dying like they do every year around now
>>63963952
Do you think he shares his trophy juice with everyone else?
>>63964464
Im just excited to see wilshere play again, i miss his english heart and determination
>>63964482
I want him and Welbz to be goat so badly man. It's not fair
>>63935374
this
Jeremy Wilson @JWTelegraph 4m4 minutes ago
Clearer prognosis on Arsenal injuries now emerging. Cazorla: four months. Sanchez: four weeks. Walcott, Koscielny and Gibbs could play Sat
53 retweets 4 likes
Oh well, at least Wenger will buy some cover in January
RIGHT???
arsene reportedly saying sanchez is out for the season..
>>63964626
>>63964637
That would have to be a major hamstring rupture, like he stepped on a landmine
>>63964711
he slipped on santi's tampon
>>63964626
>rushing players back to cover for injury crisis
JUST
>>63964626
This is it for Cazorshit
thank you based norwich orc for injuring him
He was good while he lasted
but now he's past it
He lost his spot to Rambo
Or maybe even chambo
Nobody will give a fuck about the little man
When arsenal have won the league again
A poem for the death of cazorshit
Which one of you idiots was this?
>>63958368
>Club captain James Milner
stopped reading right there
>>63965017
>i can just picture him looking at me like that while he is sodomizing me
that arsenal feel
>>63964864
It's funny because one of the reasons Ramsey got shifted to the right wing is because Cazorla is much better at keeping possession than Ramsey is.
>>63965135
Ramsey didn't get shifted to right wing
Cazorla and Coq just took over while Ramsey was going through a shit phase and he wasn't good enough to replace the dynamic they built up
With Ramsey's passing ability, >we should be fine
>>63965163
>Ramsey didn't get shifted to right wing
Cazorla and Coq just took over while Ramsey was going through a shit phase and he wasn't good enough to replace the dynamic they built up
Yes, that's called getting moved to the right wing because he's not good enough at CM.
Wenger actually tried it again against West Ham and Ramsey was close to being the worst performer on the pitch.
The guy always had issues in his passing game as a deep-lying playmaker, it should be entertaining to see him forced into this role again, especially after coming back from injury very recently.
>>63965163
He was shit when paired with coq, I'm not optimistic about his performance when paired with flamini.
>>63964900
>anyone that criticizes wenger is from /arse/
>>63965199
>West Ham
Which game do you mean?
The game last season in which he absolutely battered them in midfield(paired with Coquelin), scored one(should have had more) and assisted one?
Or do you mean the game in which literally everyone had a shit game and the team shot itself in the foot massively in 15/16?
Look, it's really embarrassing to have to refer to this shit, but please look at this video, and tell me Ramsey's passing from deep is shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1QBj5JHhTM
And also, don't forget the season he was brilliant , he was playing in the middle
>>63965226
see above my poo in the loo friend
>inb4 tripfag makes a early new thread
New thread
>>63965296
>>63965296
>>63965296
>>63965309
kill yourself
>>63965260
The game from this season. Where he kept losing possession, was being sloppy in his passing and tried to force goals again. The most fun part was when he flat out refused to pass to Bellerin, I think, who was open and decide to go for a hopeless shot from too far out and West Hem then scored from the following attack. Indirectly, because free kick, but you get the point. Also, I don't care for YT-compilations for obvious reasons.
Ramsey has always been sloppy in his passing on the CM-position. If you want to believe something else, I don't care. Oh yeah and that one season you're talking about, his passing was still sloppy in deep midfield. He just excelled offensively. He was always better as a #10 than as a CM, in his passing and in his general play.
>>63965366
Well lad, I can't convince you, so I'll guess we'll just have to wait and see
And for all our sakes, I hope I'm right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQPFnRdg00s
new vids lads
what do you think of my playing??
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