DED EDITION
Why do all the Arsenal players keep getting injured?
When is Spicy returning?
Can we expect signings?
Discuss lads
>>63910389
Threads are as dead as the team desu.
>>63910389
season is over already desu.
Fird for Flimmin' on a flim flam
Fuck of back to woolwich you cunts
>>63910565
Everybody is sleeping we can't all be NEET like this guy >>63910668
>>63910687
Fuck off back to Europa league
>>63910759
there is nothing wrong with being a neet.
>>63910883
ops little tired.
>>63910701
>>63910389
>Why do all the Arsenal players keep getting injured?
Because you have an overrated retard for manager. Making Alexis play today was beyond stupid.
>The other thread actually died and wasn't even up to 150 posts
ITS FUCKING OVER.
>>63910883
If you have enough money to live your whole life as a neet then I'd agree but that's extremely unlikely unless you have a nice inheritance or can invest.
>>63911097
I thought the general purge was coming but then realized that it was only because of a surge in new threads after a handegg loss.
>>63911097
>some guy named brady loses
>150 new threads in an hour
wonga out when?
>>63911522
2019
Campbell chamberlain wings
Flim Ramsey midfield
>""""""eternal"""""" arsenal thread
>it died
just end this general already losers
>>63911472
>It's not even an important game
Why are Americans so autistic?
>>63912111
They are from USA
>>63912111
>>63912401
>arsenal fans calling others autistic
go rig another internet poll
_goodmorning. where are the sign igns?
>>63912111
its kind of important, there was two undefeated teams at the time. now theres one
why did arsenal have to start sucking right now
>>63913609
Because Wenger is senile and should be put down.
>>63913609
Arsenal is going through their annual middle season crisis, lad. After hitting like 8th they will start their annual run for the 4th place.
Who /4goalsin20minutes/ here?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAHuss1oE6Q
just realized marton fülop is dead lads
>>63913639
3rd. 4th aint getting cl anymore lads
>>63913626
>10 first team injuries
inexcusable, he should get sacked in January
Liverpool will finish above Arsenal.
Remember when people wanted Arsenal to buy Charlie Austin like he was good enough before the entire Premier League decided he wasn't good enough?
Is wonga, dare I say it, a shit?
literally trying not to even think about arsenal for the whole week
today I will remind them
>non arse fan
Going to the game vs Bournemouth after Christmas. Good boozer options?
>>63910389
>>63913639
Will Alexis ever return to last season's form?
Can we survive till January without losing too many points on nothing games?
Will Tomas come back and save us all?
Bring back Arshavin
http://russianfootballnews.com/what-does-browsing-andrey-arshavins-website-for-hours-teach-you/
>Number 12
>>63914141
>week
Trying a month here
>>63913865
even if shitaly is good enough to take 3rd (spoiler: they won't) that doesn't take affect until next season
>>63914214
>Will Alexis ever return to last season's form?
the form with Welbeck up top? Yes when either Welbeck or Theo return
>>63914184
How are you getting there?
If I go by train from the north I tend to stick around Kings Cross and get a tube over. Millers being a personal favourite. That's as an away fan though.
>>63914486
What made him so good when playing with welbz?
>>63914603
Welbz isn't completely immobile
>>63914184
Piebury
>>63914603
Playing attacking mid
news about the injuries when
>>63915388
;_;
Happy Holidays Gooners :3
>>63915428
Giroud ? ? Rosicky Theo ?
>>63915428
>>63915443
Wenger Giroud Debuchy Koscielny Rosicky Gibbs Ramsey
>>63915470
Kos and Rosicky are an odd pairing
>>63915428
>Happy Holidays!
If only. Instead there's a likely CL exit plus even more dropped points which could easily put us behind the fucking Spurs and Liverpool by the new year. Hopefully no more injuries at the very least but you can't be so sure when there are 2 games within 2 days (26th and 28th).
>>63915501
shh no tears only signings now
>>63915534
can't wait for the ruben neves saga tbhwyf
what did she mean by this?
Guardian sport @guardian_sport
Sánchez and Cazorla could miss Arsenal's key Olympiakos match.
>>63915707
>Ramsey-Flamini midfield
>Campbell, Giroud and Ox up front
is peaky blinders any good
>>63915762
>>63915707
>that midfield
>that attack
never has been scoring two and not conceding so far
Only the dead can know peace from #NoSignings
Injuries in the bag lads.
>Szczesny has been dropped after he was caught smoking following Roma's 6-1 loss to Barcelona. [Gazzetta dello Sport]
>>63916551
>Say it was beautiful to concede 6 goals
>Smoke in celebration
Why hasn't this cunt been sold yet?
>>63916551
you're joking right?
>alexis 3 weeks
blunderland, oly and villa
Could be way worse desu
Will probably not be fit in time for the city game which is a shame
>>63916730
3 weeks in Arsenal terms means 1-2 months.
>>63916742
so what's up with welbz have they even set a date for his return?
>>63916572
nope google it
he's a child, unbelievably idiotic mentality
>>63916759
its been January for a while
>>63916572
No joke here M80, only tears.
Why is he so shit?
>>63916759
Bellerin is slow as fuck now.
https://twitter.com/caffeinatedbear/status/671379673654435840
Who could have seen these injuries coming?
It was totally unpredictable and unforeseeable
>>63916551
He can fuck right off so, this is ridiculous
remember when Giroud was scoring those goals earlier in the season and if people said he wasn't good enough to start people would disagree? Good times
whats your team sheet m8s
>>63918383
had Walcott stayed fit Giroud would be in double figures by now
He's amazing off the bench for the last 10-20 in games
>>63918383
He is good enough to start for Arsenal. Just not good enough to start for any self-respecting team looking to accomplish anything worth taking seriously.
>>63918383
He'd start for Manchester United and Chelsea. Your demands are unrealistic
>Arsenal & Corbyn being destroyed at the same time
May as well end it all now tbhonest lads.
we should sign Higuain
>>63920089
He's in the bag.
>>63919637
when was Monreal injured?
>>63920138
He better fucking be, he SCORED again
Adem Ljajic would be a decent signing
>>63920799
In the bag la.
why can't I hold all of these #signings?
must be nice
>>63921368
>not a single white person
>>63921513
Messi has a little white in him otherwise yeah
>>63919637
That's a bullshit stat because it counts illness as well. Discounting that, Ozil, Mertesacker and Chambers haven't been and Giroud was out during the summer for France.
It's still bad if you look at all the month+ injuries suffered with Coq, Welbeck, Rosicky, Wilshere, Ox, Ramsey, Walcott, and most likely Sanchez and Kos now
http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/nov/30/arsenal-injuries-theory-arsene-wenger-alexis-sanchez
>The Gulliver Theory of muscular injuries is based on the idea small, short-legged players whose movements involve increased lateral motion, short-passing and intricate attacking geometry, what scientists call trying to walk the ball into the net, are more prone to injuries caused by over-stretching
>manlets
>>63914214
>relying on Rosicky at this point
>>63910389
All those injuries.
>>63913609
This is our year, senpai. Just wait and see, you are about to see >our most dramatic title race since 1989.
>>63922859
Arsenal will noy win the league. I can't believe people are still deluded about Arsenal after all these years
>>63922909
The signings are coming, m8
>>63918383
remember when you did something else with your life
What was Wenger's dankest meme signing?
>>63910389
>using my OC
based maple syrup land
feels good man
jeff when???
>>63926968
as soon as this little shit gets the fuck out
>>63927014
>thinking jeff could replace cathorgoat
those must be some hella fine drugs you are doing m8
>>63927038
>le choke in front of goal manlet
>being replaced by Jeff
are u retarded m8? Jeff would take Ramgoat's spot on the wing while Aaron replaces Cazorshit
>>63927094
ramsey is past it m8. after he got married he was finished.
>>63923850
great bunch of lads
>>63916551
so?
save us Box-to-box Ramsey, your our only hope.
>>63918011
pretty effay actually
Can anybody stop Özil?
>>63927660
giroud
>>63927660
Coq but he's one of ours and also ded
>>63922859
Players in pic, ignoring the guys in tracksuits and the guys in the grey suits:
Top row, left to right:
Niall Quinn (suited), Alan Smith, Brian Marwood (suited), probably Perry Groves, Paul Merson, probably Nigel Winterburn, John Lukic, Kevin Campbell (suited and wearing the wrong tie)
Bottom row:
Paul Davis (suited), Kevin Richardson, Michael Thomas, Steve Bould, David Rocastle, Lee Dixon
Three other players played that day who aren't pictured:
Tony Adams, David O'Leary and late sub Martin Hayes.
are >we just shit?
>>63928511
naw
>>63928511
yes
>>63928511
Arsenal would be an good team, but Wenger is keeping the team down.
>>63928511
all we had to do was Kondogbia and Benz
and it would all be okay
Where's the eternal Man City thread?
>>63929389
as good a team that they are, lol @ being a man city fan
It's completely Wenger's fault when an Arsenal player hurts himself right lads? I mean he should be there to run in and catch them before they fall over ffs #WengerOut
>>63929519
It's completely his fault when he didn't get any rotational players for those players to lessen their risk of injuries or just replacements for players that are already injured in the summer.
>>63929519
but what if the players he signed for rotation got hurt first
Who can stop us lads?
>>63929944
Wenger, as usual
A quick prayer for arsenal lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Bo8MoQW9bd
is this guy exposed?
>>63930645
All of his crosses were great against Norwich, unlike Monreal
>>63929519
Yeah its not like the medical staff is managed by him
Also its not his fault he signs players who tend to get injured (and thats why big teams discard them)
We can consider its not his fault that he doesnt sign players with the same style and level of the main team, so when he need to rotate players to give them a rest he doesnt have shit in the bench
So by conclusion: its not any way Wenger fault Arsenal has 3-4 injured players every season for the last 6-7 years.
>>63930919
It has noting to do with the medical staff or the players he signed but it does have to do with overtraining and the hardness of the training pitch.
>>63930952
And lack of proper rotation.
>>63910389
Hey, does anyone ITT has the "Arsenal Fan No 1" RvP pic? I seem to have lost mine.
Thanks in advance!
>>63916551
Ahahahahaha!
What a fucking mongrel.
Hahaha.
;________;
He could be joining Legia soon, hopefully.
>>63918383
Tbh Giroud worked best as a power sub - getting on the pitch for 2rd half and scoring goals like not himself.
>>63921368
>muh goals
>muh assists
I fucking hate that bullshit award.
>>63929519
Could work with Debuchy and Alexis last game (thankfully he didn't hurt himself over the cameraman).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F_08px3gCg
Two more and we can field a team for the Paralympics la
>>63931536
apparently fucking walcott will come back around christmas
what a joke
>>63931536
>Arsenal's injured XI better than the first team
>mfw
>>63931536
>inb4 "Didn't know Oezil is injured"
>>63931824
>Jack Wheelchair
>Mikel "Get on after an injury, score a selfie and get injured again" Arteta
>Tomas "Retirement plan" Rosicki
>Danny "I used to know a Danny once" Welbeck
How can they be better if they didn't play a game this year.
Rob Harris @RobHarris
Manchester City now owned by the Abu Dhabi and Chinese states
must be nice
Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ
BREAKING: Manchester City's parent company City Football Group announces £265m investment from China Media Capital.
lucky them
Specialist in Champions League defeats
Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ
BREAKING: Chelsea submit planning application for a new 60,000 capacity stadium at Stamford Bridge.
>>63932265
You's a fool if you don't think most of the fanbase only expects mediocrity
Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ
Sky Sources: Arsenal defender Laurent Koscielny in contention to face Sunderland on Saturday after hip injury.
>>63932265
>Olympiakos - 50
>Arsenal - 49
Ruh-roh.
Sam @samuelJayC
SKY report that Koscielny & Gibbs are fit for Saturday's game with Sunderland. Cazorla, Walcott & Alexis all set to miss out
>>63932265
Unlike garbage like the Bundesliga, the EPL is the most competitive league in European football, where bottom-of-the-table clubs can surprise and beat top clubs any day. What do you think will happen when a team that has consistently played Champions League football for 17 years also has to stay competitive in its domestic league? Of course they will lose plenty of matches.
>alexis 3 weeks out
he's missing 4 games?
http://news.arseblog.com/2015/12/chambers-excellent-in-midfield-reports-gatting/
>Leave defensive midfield to me
>>63933297
IT IS TIME
>>63933297
>U21
Not instilling much confidence. Will he even get to start?
hell_0 where arethe signings ?
>jeremy wilson saying walcott can make the squad for the next match
>shill cross saying christmas
Just signed for Arsenal lads.
>>63933721
if you aren't called lionel bugger off mate
Thread still ded?
Sunderland (H)
Aston Villa (A)
Man City (H)
Southampton (A)
Bournemouth (H)
How many points before the transfer window opens?
>>63933858
I reckon 10.
>>63933858
The last digit of my post.
>inb4 7
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/arsene-wenger-reveals-arsenal-almost-6932354
>tfw you trigger KSI fans on a YT video comment
Reminder that when this thread gets to 500, do not make another. /arse/ needs to end.
>>63931536
will wilshere's ankle beat diaby's right leg injury record?
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY THE FUCK DIDN´T WENGER GIVE ALEXIS A REST? YOU CAUSED THIS YOU FROG FUCKER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63934577
Why didn't Chile rest him?
>>63934630
when? in the middle of the copa america? or in the QF for the world cup? i guess league cup is way more important
>>63920459
Didn't he have a slight back injury?
>>63933895
>5
Sunderland home: draw
Villa away: win
City away: loss
Southampton away: draw
Bournemouth home: draw
>>63934820
This
>>63934630
Stop acting like international cups dont matter to the players
Don't know how you lads can still manage to care so much desu. Every season is exactly the same.
Hull play Man City tonight though. Even Chuba should be able to score against a City defence with no Kompany.
>>63934820
Where does Alexis rank among legendary Chileans Zamorano and Salas?
>>63935148
Below them. At least below of Salas.
>>63935148
Also, our truly chilean hero is Don Elias Figueroa.
>>63935248
>not Charles
>Arsenal have picked up more injuries than points in November
>>63935463
>>63935463
Hello reddit
Akpom and Hayden both starting tonight lads
>In 11 years Arsenal have suffered 831, an injury every 5 days of the year.
>To put that in perspective there are an average of 47 injuries each year during spanish bullfighting
Turns out Arsenal just missed out on Coman, what a surprise
>>63934100
m8 pls
youtuber fans are the easiest people to wind up in the world
err maybe tied with laverpewl fans
>>63936007
>>63936076
fucking
Wonga
How is Sanogo so shit
he did well enough in the FA cup and against Bayern
he cant hack it in a league where Dozy fucking Altidore was GOAT
Just did 7 keepy uppies lads
>>63936492
>be literally goat at football
>can't do keepy uppies
literally couldn't be asked growing up
>>63936646
Me neither, i was always a defender so I never learned pretty boy finesse abilities
>>63936781
its pointless anyways desu
hayden is playing well
>http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/dec/01/arsenal-santi-cazorla-ligament
CAZORSHIT IS FINALLY FINISHED
CATHORLA BTFO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63937492
3 Knee ligament injuries, now that's bad luck.
>>63937492
any amount of money it takes to bring isco in january is worth it. do it you senile fuck
>Arseshit in charge of not breaking all their players every winter
Just had a dream were >we signed Isco and Krychowiak
Sam @samuelJayC
Alexis injury will keep him out for at least 3 weeks. Will miss Sunderland, Olympiacos, Villa & Man City games
alexis out for at least two months
>>63937492
>http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/dec/01/arsenal-santi-cazorla-ligament
Monger manking him play 90 minutes with ligament injury. Top manager.
Fuck it, bring on the FA Cup
>>63937492
>>63938132
gonna be the season where it all ends lads, had to happen eventually, was a good run until 06.
>>63938338
One outfield player signed lad
>>63938152
Obviously they can't tell at the time whether the ligaments are damaged can they you imbecile. If the player feels like he can play on then you take them at their word.
>>63938358
>Obviously they can't tell at the time whether the ligaments are damaged can they you imbecile.
Of course they can you retard, it's called stability test of the knee, it can be done right there with your bare hands and takes less than two minutes.
Guardian sport @guardian_sport
Koeman tells Southampton board of need to invest in new players
must be nice
Guardian sport @guardian_sport
Arsenal board tells Wenger of need to invest in new players
>>63926378
André Santos. Yes, he was absolute shit with a hunchback, but still had hilarious moments like scoring the equalizer against Chelsea in that 5-3 win or the goal against West Brom to secure 3rd on the final day of the season.
If Wenger truly cared about Arsenal he would have stepped down by now.
Would even the fiercest AKBs accept him staying on another season after only signing 1 player and not having the excuse of the debt anymore. And letting the title slip away in one of the closet seasons yet, with Liverpool, Spurs and Leicester looking more like title contenders than us
Arsenal should have won v WBA & Norwich and be at least 3 points clear. Not in 4th, again.
>>63938358
>If the player feels like he can play on then you take them at their word.
Okay, in all seriousness, who the fuck does that, who even does that? Because 9 times out of 10, you hear pundits, other managers, active players, former players talk about how any player will always state that they can go, unless it's painfully obvious they can't. And then even, some idiots will continue playing because of adrenaline or some shit.
So taking players on their words sounds like the dumbest, naïve shit you could do to me.
This is it lads. This is the first time in 17 years that we will get knocked out in the group stage of the Champions League, and the first time in more than two decades that Spurs will finish above >us.
Prepare for Arsenal's tiny squad too shrink even more next season
Flamini, Rosicky all definitely leaving
Arteta, Scz or Ospina and Debuchy maybe
Probably won't get any replacements
Alexis and Ozil liable to put in a transfer request after realising Arsenal won't win shit under Wenger.
Instead Arsenal should be bringing in: a RW, a DM for backup, and a AM to rotate with Ozil
Sell Debuchy, Keep Jenkinson as backup
Make Mertesacker 3rd choice, rotate with Kos so he doesn't get run into the ground
Bench Cazorla for Wilshere or Ramsey, since one will inevitably be out injured
Rest Alexis for games, 5 wingers to chose from.
Keep Walcott up front, Giroud super sub.
Keep youth for
>>63939956
and all sell Scz to whoever will have the runt
Retire Flamtetasicky
>>63939950
Thanks Wenger
>>63939956
>Only an Ozil injury away from sheer devastation
Got some juicy rumours lads.
How relevant is Alexis's injury in the upcoming league games? Is he really that important for the team or is it just a big meme?
Will Ox ever start scoring goals?
>>63932530
>Gibbs is fit
What the fuck, why was this even a question
>>63938132
>Man City
senpai I'm about to stab my thigh with a pencil
>>63926378
Santos or Kallstrom
>>63941218
I've never seen an attacking player so unwilling to score. Even Ozil busts his ass to get in front of goal even if he makes those passes when he should shoot. Ox is muh dribble man.
Recall Gnabry when?
>>63938132
Not too bad, we picked up 9 points against spurs, west brom, and narich, so we can grind through a few touch games if need be and keep up with city and united
Just finished my Skype call with my resources in Spain lads.
Ask me anything
>>63941959
>we
>>63942057
ISCO WHEN?
KRYCHOWIAK WHEN?
JESÉ WHEN?
>>63942118
Jese is happening January deadline day, similar to Arshavin.
Isco is in the bag this summer; Krychowiak would block Bielik's development.
who /sad/ here?
>>63942306
why, cazorshit finally fucked off
>>63942188
Would rather have Isco in January but I doubt that's possible.
Carvahlo, Batshuayi and either Isco or Jese this January would be a dream
>>63942402
>jese
literally spic walcott, i want inaki williams
>>63942507
>spic Walcott
So he scores goals and is a good player? Sounds good sign him up
>everyone forgetting that pato is in the bag
baka
>>63942057
Any special news?
>>63942580
its really the injured manlet thing that saddens me. I cant take another one of our fragile goats getting killed out there
>>63942650
Messi will only come if Chambers plays DM; but those could be the delusional words of a serial autist so I cannot confirm
Would u rather have Pato or Jesé?
>>63942635
I feel Batshuayi if the better investment mate.
Pato hasn't been impressive since Milan.
>>63942507
>>63942669
Did say I'd prefer Isco as he can play everywhere and I believe he's more talented plus he would be Cazorla's successor.
For the right-wing I'd want Volland myself but I'm alone in that regard.
>>63942713
>>63942635
as much of a qt as pato is, he's basically gourcuff fragile.
>>63939950
Now imagine Ozil picking up an injury before the match against City... baka desu senpai
>>63942770
Only way I'd be okay with Pato coming in Jan is if it's a 6 month loan deal.
Or if he's dirt cheap. Like 5m
>>63942955
even that isn't enough. I'd want 2 strikers coming in if Pato is one of them simply because he'll get killed by one bad tackle
Pato hasnt had a massive injury in the last 3 years. The last time he was injured he was out for 2 weeks. This meme needs to stop.
www.transfermarkt.com/alexandre-pato/verletzungen/spieler/37579
>>63943128
>hues being good at tackling
the good tacklers and the worst tacklers are in europe silly
I wish lukaku was in my bag
>>63943174
that one guy gabby is pretty good.
>>63943091
Well we'd have Walcott, Giroud, Welbeck and Pato by Jan and that's a pretty stacked forward options. Anyone else and we'd have to offload someone.
If the (loan)deal was right I'd like us to take a risk on Pato as he had insane talent before Milan.
>>63943552
welbeck is definitely a right winger for us. so theo giroud and (we arent getting) pato.
>>63943492
why didn't he tackle grabbon?
>>63943617
I'd like to see Welbeck get more time upfront for us when he returns.
Well his owner is desperate to offload him so you never know, he could come good.
Wenger should get him on a loan for the rest of a season.
Then in the summer he could look at getting him permanently or going for someone else.
