Can we all agree this is the worst commentator in the NFL? I have a feeling he's actually, non ironically retarded
>>63893808
madden ruined him for me. cant stand him
>>63893808
Is there something wrong with him or does he think that smile looks good?
Not trying to be offensive
>>63893808
He's one of the dumbest commentators and he's paired up with Jim nantz who seems like he doesn't like football
>>63893808
Really dislike most of cbs commentaries
>>63893857
Concussions mtl tbphwyfam
Thats just imhotep tho
>>63893808
>literally reddit the post
>grandpa Pat and uncle John will never call games for you again.
>>63893867
Nantz will always have my respect after the Bantz he gave to Jamaal Charles on national TV.
>>63893826
THIS
every time you take any sort of risk he makes some idiotic comment
Him and Jim are the best team. Period. Name one team better faggot. Pro tip. You can't. There is a reason they do prime time games and cover the Super Bowl when CBS hosts it.
> Informative
> God tier banter
> Seem natural rather than forced
> Great reactions to big plays
Literally the only people I have seen hate on them is when they talk about the flaws, BASED ON FACT, of their team. Go watch that piece of shit FOX broadcast.
>>63894049
Phil pls go
>>63894049
John Madden and John Gruden should run the booth.
They can call it John2John
Presented by Papa John's
>>63894049
Aikmen alone is better than Simms and Jim combined
>>63894149
>all of his sons are failed NFL qbs
>>63894022
It was a bad route and a bad throw, AND IT SHOULD'VE BEEN INTERCEPTED!
every fucking time
>>63893867
That's because Nantz is a nancy-boy faggot who'd rather be lusting after golfers
>>63894152
>>63894162
Aikman is a cocksucker. Watch him broadcast a Seahawks game.
> Sherman? Sherman! SHERMAN. On Offense: Let's talk about Sherman.
Him and Joe Buck make the game feel like a slow baseball game.
Excuse me OP
that isn't Joe Buck
>>63894152
Rich Gannon and Gruden would be great too.
>Ya know, Rich. this really reminds me of that one game where you threw five interceptions.
>[sounds of drinking intensify]
>>63893808
that's not jon gruden
>>63893808
you ever listen to Chris Simms evaluate QB's? He literally only values arm strength because that's all he had going for him as a qb.
>>63894346
Joe Buck is mediocre, but leagues of ahead of this retard
>>63894395
>gruden
>not based
pick 1 faggot
>>63894397
he's fucking pathetic tbqh
How many owls would Parcells have won if Hoss was the QB instead of this fagatron.
>>63894503
>he's fucking pathetic tbqh
The Simms family on the whole are failures tbch. Say what you will about Phil being a super bowl champion, his fuck up offspring combined with his god-awful announcing are ruining his legacy.
>>63894395
Gruden is actually one of my favorite commentators. Unlike a lot of others he actually knows what the fuck he's talking about.
>>63894658
>actually uses chalk talk to diagram a play and explain the concept instead of writing memes.
>Oh hey guys
>>63895234
>yfw Simms' number was retired by the Giants even though Eli Manning has now surpassed almost every record Simms had
>yfw Simms was a good QB on a great team but ended up becoming the face of those 80s Giants teams because LT was full of crack and no one outside of New York remembers Carl Banks or Harry Carson
>>63895234
Say what you will, but it was nice to have a commentator who wasn't a stiff or brain damaged
>No one mentioning Al Michaels and Chris Collinsworth.
Do you guys even watch football?
>>63893808
Nope. I'll give him 2nd place but the all time worst commentator is Gruden.
Tampa two
>>63895772
Gruden is fucking amazing. He is literally Madden 2.0.
Shame on you and your shitty taste anon.
>>63895877
Gruden blatantly sucks the dicks of his favorite players and "explains" things that everyone can already see. If you think his in depth analysis is enlightening you've either never watched a game of football before or you're as big a drooling retard as he is.
And I have to hear about his fucking Tampa Two defense at least once per broadcast and how it won him a fucking championship.
Also his accent and face make me want to punch him.
No, that's *every FOX NFL commentator* and specifically Joe "Caught by Tyree" Buck & Troy "Ow My Brain Again" Aikman.
> implying it's not dan fouts
> implying dan fouts should be allowed near a microphone
> implying dan fouts should be permitted to breathe air
>>63895772
Gruden is a boss, he's the new madden
>>63894256
stop repeatedly trying to throw the same play to the same wr for 4 straight plays you scrub
Best team by far
>Implying Jon Gruden and Suzy Kolber wouldn't be the ultimate based as fuck broadcasting team
>>63894233
Simms himself wasn't that great of a qb, He gets special treatment because he won the Giants first owl.
C T E
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>>63896279
this this and this
I like Al and Collinsworth tbhfam. For whatever reason I love the emphasis Al puts into saying "caught" for some reason. Am I crazy?
>>63896968
> the emphasis Al puts into saying "caught"
nah, that just means you have good taste. michaels is a seasoned pro and he uses his accent as an asset instead of a liability
broncos fans hate him. were sick of his shit.
Agreed. Worse than Joe Buck even.
I'd like Al Michaels more if he didn't turn into a cheerleader for the Giants so much. Although it's fun to listen to him get salty over them (example, last years game where PHI shut them out)
>>63896007
>Super Bowl winning coach
>Drooling retard
Tell me about all the millions you've made with you high football iq.
>no Myers/Barber
nigga what?
>>63896007
He also hates Tom Brady and the Patriots with a fiery passion because they win.
Based Al
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1fF2tkMUU8
>>63897252
Tell me about the wonderful seasons following 2002 he had after the league figured out his meme defense.
Dungy left him in a spot nearly impossible to fuck up, so he took it and won a super bowl, then promptly fucked it up. There's a reason he's commentating and not coaching.
>>63896007
>hes never seen Gruden draw up and explain a play because hes so blinded by rage\
I feel for ya m8
How do you fags not rate Tirico as the worst? He's literally ESPN's commentary whore. They ship him out to do all the obscure shit because he's great at bullshiting, broadly and blandly generalizing, and pretending to know what he's talking about.
>>63897465
>he thinks drawing circles around players and lines to where they go is magic
You know he knows where they're going beforehand don't you?
>>63897274
I'm sure that it has nothing to do with the tuck rule, anon.
>>63897407
Out of his 11 years of coaching, he only had 3 losing seasons.
>>63897532
I hate that faggot with a passion.
>>63897545
>
>>63897532
he's also a notorious lech who has perved out many of his associates to the point that they quit their jobs because of his advances
Phil is a little dumb.
Probably has TCE and/or early MCI.
His wife dresses him like a boss however
>>63893867
Nantz is a great announcer
>>63897545
Literally don't knownwhat you're talking about, while the rest of us see the game at a higher level
>>63897407
This is akin to saying Mark Jackson is the reason the Warriors are champions.
Tony can ALSO be a great coach. You don't have to choose one like a child.
>>63897562
He's practically .500 for his career, he's an average coach at best who was gifted a solid team with a stupid amount of draft picks and made 1 Super Bowl with it before ruining it.
>>63897603
Pic is for you since I don't have a way to refute your argument of nothing.
Did you hear that touchdown call from the Seattle game just now!? For me I love his calls and their voices together.. Makes it seem more serious than that robot cartoon filled bullshit graphics and piss poor play calling over at fox
Also the CBS music is godtier
>>63897655
>Tirico
The first Tirico story involves him hitting on a woman and stalking her after a house party in fall 1992. The woman was a production assistant and "considered an up-and-coming talent," and Tirico went up to her at the party and said "you're the most beautiful woman in here." She walked away, but he kept following her around the party until she finally snapped, "Why don't you fuck off? Get away from me." As she and friends hopped in their car and pulled out of the party, Tirico stepped in front of the car and made the woman stop. "You're the most beautiful person I've ever seen and I think I'm in love with you," Tirico said. She tried to roll up her window and take off, but Tirico stuck his hand in and tried to wedge it between her thighs. She got away, and the next morning, when they saw each other in the ESPN parking lot, he walked up to her, and she expected him to apologize. Instead, he said, "all I did all day was think about you."
>>63896968
Al is solid, but Collinsworth is functionally retarded
>>63896968
Micheals is a historically great talent.
Collinsworth is an idiot, but they have decent chemistry so whatever
>>63893985
this. that single handedly changed my opinion of jim "bantz" nantz's football commentary
>at least he held onto his helmet
>>63897934
>Also the CBS music is godtier
can't stand the CBSNFLN theme tho
"TIME FOR SHITTY FOOTBALL!... dadadada da da! TIME FOR SHITTY FOOTBALL!..."
If you could make up any commentary team what would you do?
I'd pick Michaels and Gruden.
>>63894373
>Rich gannon and Dan fouts
>dat banter
>dat hatred between them
>dat stark cynicism
>them shitting on every team for every little mistake
That would be /sp/'s wet dream
>>63893808
That's not Cris Collinsworth.
He's like Joe Buck, but obnoxious and a bunch of hyperbole
>>63894373
>>63894152
You should have watched the game that Gannon was the announcer for, for the Raiders. He became livid with how awful the play calling was for both sides and it felt like he'd just run down to the Raider's side line. Punch out the OC and just take over.
>>63893826
Holy shit this
>Well that's what you want to do sometimes
>a good play that picked up a few yards
>not every play can score
Nigger fucking 95% of plays won't score and aren't designed to.
>>63898795
ian darke and peyton manning
He probably couldn't even pass freshman english. It is painful to hear him struggling to complete a sentence and he talks so slow while doing it. I suppose we should applaud CBS for giving a job to someone with a learning disability
i feel like jim nantz drinks constantly while working with simms and his reservedness is actually caused by being in a drunken stupor
>>63899211
nah, jim's reserved as fuck by nature. that (along with his superb enunciation and non-regional diction) is what makes him such an elite golf commentator
> yfw the masters is 4 months away
>>63898969
If you're not trying to score then you aren't trying to win.
>>63894049
I can't name one better team because when you put two people in a room and tell them to think out loud for the people watching at home, chances are they're mainly going to say retarded shit
>>63893808
>Ball is caught but receiver drops it as he goes out of bounds. Ruled a catch.
THAT'S A GREAT CALL JIM THESE OFFICIATORS REALLY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING AND THAT IS DEFINITELY A CATCH.
>Call is challenged by the other coach
THAT IS AN OUTSTANDING USE OF THE CHALLENGE JIM.
>Call is reversed to be an incomplete pass
GREAT JOB BY THE REFS THERE JIM. THAT WAS DEFINITELY NOT A CATCH.
>Camera pans to Simms sucking off Goodell while Nantz watches.
>>63897957
I believe it.
>>63893808
Nick?
>>63897858
The fuck
>>63896179
I agree about Buck, he is a fucking faggot and ruined one of the greatest plays in a superbowl.
Seiously how does he still have a job?
>>63894162
Aikman is a Buck baby
>>63897957
his dad, who left when he was a kid, was white
Tirico considers himself white
>>63903417
Aikman is the only thing that makes Fox broadcasts bearable
