Chargers (2-8) at Jags (4-6)
Kickoff in 30 bings
first for bort
Pls Chargers don't lose
>>63883069
I sincerely think we need to move on from Rivers now. He's no spring chicken anymore.
>>63883123
>wanting to win and shit away the #1 pick
LOL
go jags?
>>63883177
I think we need to move on from San Diego. It's no livable paradise full of flowing water anymore
Chargers belong on >>>/a/
I hate this franchise. I took them on as a team cause I'm from LA and theyre the closest team. I hope we get the Rams and I can main them instead of this shit franchise were talent like LT and Rivers gets squandered.
Is it weird to fap to a celeb who resembles your stepmom?
>>63883463
If your step-mom is 1/10th as fine as that, you should just fuck your step-mom tbqh
>Draft pickb owl
Pretty hyped, senpai
>>63883526
Yeah, she's one of those trophy wives. Was with a football player for the Dolphins before she left him for a doctor. Fantastic tits, straight-up showed them to me once while the family was on vacation in Texas. Still feels a little gross to think about her that way, though.
>>63883123
Embrace the oblivion, brother. Our boys are done. 2-14 incoming.
>>63883696
You lost to >us. You guys are literally at rock bottom now.
What's the deal with Hurns? Have the injuries finally caught up to him or is he going to keep soldiering through? Guy is a fucking monster.
>>63883369
We know, m8. You tell us in every game thread.
>>63883789
He's probable. As soon as the season is lost he's definitely gonna get surgery on his hernia
So sometime later today
>>63883785
Literally yes, but I would legitimately compliment the Burrs, fám. Your boys are better than they were at the beginning of the season. I don't say that to defend the Chargers losing. They are garbage. Just saying the Bears are getting better.
Why won't McCoy/Reich/Pagano just die.
>>63883123
>Expecting the Chargers to win
It's ok, after every 10 years of failure, we get 5 years of making the playoffs. We just have to hold out for another 5 years.
>>63884040
>tfw LT had to watch that shit show after getting his number retired
>>63884036
The type of incidents that'd facilitate a cleaning of the house with efficiency, but without raising suspicion would most likely cost us Rivers, and that is too steep a price.
>>63884040
>>63884085
>tfw LT never got a ring
It just feels so unfair.
>>63884088
Rivers has been through 2 coaching changes, I think he could handle another.
McCoy is doing worse than Norv, for fuck's sake.
>>63884142
I agree, but I am saying that the type of incident that'd result in the death of McCoy, Pagano, and Reich would most likely be a plane crash bus crash, or gas leak at HQ which would probably result in the death of Rivers as well.
How is Manti Te'o's gf doing?
>>63884240
Nah, there's too much invested in Rivers to lose him -- he wouldn't have signed an extension if he didn't plan on staying through thick and thin.
Plus, another coaching change would/could reinvigorate this shitty team. Lord knows the current coaches aren't doing it.
GO FOR IT
>these fucking red zone calls
>>63884290
Anon, I'm talking literal death, not Rivers going to another team. Anon asked why McCoy, Pagano, and Reich wouldn't die. I am saying that the type of incident that result in the literal deaths of McCoy, Pagano, a d Reich would most likely result in Rivers death as well, and I don't want Rivers to literally cease to exist.
My standards are so low, I'm happy the chargers held them to a field goal.
>>63884436
Ah, OK.
>stress that Yeldon is your every down back
>give him ZERO touches in the redzone
every time.
Are you happy with Melvin Gordon? I like what I've seen so far, but I think no O-line, no run game.
Raiders bro here. Just a reminder that the Oakland Raiders have twice as many wins as the soon to be LA Chargers.
>Already getting it up the ass by Yeldon
Why can't this fucking team score a touchdown holy fucking SHIT?
>>63884556
He'd be good if our team wasn't fucking garbage.
>rivers
>this game already
it will end in fucking tie
I'MGOINDEEP
DROPPED
FUCKING
END
IT
these garbage ass DEs can't even get off their blocks against every other team's O-Line so they have to resort to jumping the snap
STEVIE BUTTERFINGERS
>>63884768
Melvin Gordon is officially our best receiver.
>Telvin Smith lacking so much self awareness that he continues to try to take back an interception on a defensive penalty play
Fucking youngsters
is rudolph the red nose reindeer elite?
FUCK THE CHARGERS. RAIDER NATION BITCH!
Are they gonna take that pool with them to London?
>>63884887
he's s system baby
>>63884931
I hope we get a pool at the LA stadium. Would be pretty comfy actually.
If it's a few stories tall, there might even be an ocean few.
Is Hurns and Robinson the new McCardell and Smith?
>dog stole my entire bed
>using my blanket too
>can't comfily watch the chargers get torched
Damn bitch
run
the fucking ball
holy shit
wow, myers actually seems dependable now
>buying a Lincoln station wagon for Christmas
What is it, 1973?
zero.........energy
>>63885150
The play action was a good call tbqh, Chargers defense just called the bluff
Sometimes if you do what works too much it stops working. Running game isn't working all that well, so keep the defense on their toes at the expense of some points
This game is boring as fuck. Is this the preseason?
COLTS AND TEXANS WIN LOL
Fuck the NFL
Wait, if Chargers are 3rd in O-Line switches, which team has more O-Line changes this season?
>Donald "costs more than Danny Woodhead and Melvin Gordon to rush for 2 yards" Brown is still on this team
>>63885392
none
>>63885402
>teams were actually asking about Brown
>Telesco decides to keep him
You fucking idiot.
>>63885298
My boys seem to think so.
I actually feel bad for the Chargers
>1st: short layoff
>2nd: pocket collapsed, short layoff
>3rd: Offensive holding, big yard pass
The problems for the Chargers is not just injuries. McCoy has been fucking exposed. He's SoCal Tomsula, just a suck-up to the owners.
>texans up 14-0
jesus, the saints are done
>>63885522
McCoy, Reich, & Pagano are shitty coaches. They can't coach players up or adapt to the game.
>>63884931
Jags are stuck in Everbank til 2029, iirc.
They also give up one home game to play one game in London up until that year.
So, London Jaguars 2030 at the earliest.
Also, Khan's spent a shitload on the Jags and Jacksonville, between stadium upgrades (pools, locker rooms) and their training facilities. iirc, he also wants to get the shipyard near the Jags stadium and turn it into a big area (housing, shops, offices, and practice field for the Jags)
>>63885444
Checked
And it's the same retarded shit like aj smith did with norv. Hold onto the players teams are interested to trade for and just release them at the end of the year
not gonna lie
I really wanted the Jags to draft Perryman
Bortles turnovers aren't the problem
Bortles having to literally move the offense on his back is the problem
This team seriously can't runblock for shit and it's weird as fuck
this is what happens when you squander redzone opportunities and don't have a good defense to bail you out
Gates out of nowhere!
Yawn
Yawn
Yawn
Melvin would be really good if we had an Oline
>>63885863
And an FB. And a coach who knew how to run power plays or 22 Personnel sets.
>letting Dontrelle fucking Inman beat you for a TD
why is Dwayne Gratz allowed to start
>>63885944
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Has anyone bought Duluth underwear?
Is it just meme or is it Christmas worthy?
>>63885911
Do the Chargers even have a FB?
Serious question
>>63885994
Naw, Once Schotty was out we never replaced Lorenzo Neal really.
>>63885985
McCray can't possibly be any worse
>>63885994
They should ask Donald Brown to be Fullback cause hes good at running in to people.
>>63885994
Yes, but, the coaches only know singleback plays.
>trying like hell to dredge up some fucks from giveafuck bay re: this game
>>63885944
>Gus Bradley still trying to make Gratz a thing
Last cornerback we had that was this fucking bad was Will James
Oh boy I can't wait until the chargers move up here to LA.
/sarc
Not being able to get into the endzone is literally the reason this team isn't above .500 right now
Do players still wear jockstraps?
>>63886266
That's the reason a lot of teams aren't over .500
>>63886266
That's called winning what is your point exactly?
>letting Roy Miller get to you for a sack
it's weird seeing O-Lines as bad or worse than the Jags
This is my dog
> that was unnecessary roughness
Wow...
>>63886343
I mean in the redzone, not just in general. We settle for so many field goals. We've literally gone 4 and out on another team's 1 yard line before
>>63886437
That's a big dog.
As much hype as Bosa gets, I think the Chargers should go for Tunsil.
>>63886507
Forrrrr youuuuuuuu
>>63886437
>>63886562
Cool dog. The big guys are the best
another redzone trip with no TD
GODDAMMIT I HAVE ROBINSON IN FANTASY FUCK YOU BORTLES
Anyone else hype for the Padres adding yellow to their color scheme this season?
good fucking god
run for the first down or throw it away
>>63886688
the who now?
>>63886593
Thanks. Totally agree, too bad they don't live as long as the little ones though.
>>63886730
The premiere SD team not acting like a pack of uppity cunts.
all these fucking missed tackles
figures only this defense would make Melvin Gordon look like how he was supposed to be
>>63886730
The team that had nowhere else to go and tricked taxpayers into paying for their stadium after going to the World series and then immediately fireselling the entire team after the deal gets done
> these soft ass penalties on the chargers
>>63886920
Welcome to the new NFL
Having fun yet?
>>63886899
Say what you will, m8. I have more fun watching the Padres lose at Petco than I do watching the Bolts lose at Qcomm. On top of that, they don't talk shit about their city, and actually try to enrich it.
>>63886774
> premiere SD team
Camon man we both know that's not true.
>>63886961
No. Every year and every season I feel cheated
Cool jump, O-line.
You guys should try being sprinters
>>63886961
I like how safety is first.
CLEMONS WHAT THE FUCK
>>63886967
I didn't say they were good, anon. I just hold a team of the highest caliber league of the sport to be premiere. There are a lot more cities that don't have a team than those that do. Having one is a privilege, and is prestigious.
>>63886774
DA GULLS
>>63887065
I love me some Gulls games fám, but they are a minor league team. That excludes them from being premier in my book per >>63887039. I'd say the same for the Basketball Aztecs, and I'm an alum.
>mfw trying to decide whether to fap or continue watching this game
Only thing stopping me is my dick is chafed from last time.
>>63886966
Well Petco is better than Qualcomm in pretty much every aspect. Along with that Chargers aren't exactly in the beat situation right now so it makes sense people are dumping on the Spanos.
Padres haven't been relevant since '98
RIVERS' SPIRIT IS FINALLY BROKEN
DARTH SPANOS HAS WON
>>63887160
We won the offseason last year. :^)
How is Gates still catching touchdowns? Is he immortal?
>>63887251
That turned out well this year
>>63887160
This. From all the food, shops, and just overall look, Petco is in much better shape than Qualcomm.
another instance where the opponent scored a TD right after the Jags squandered good field position
>captcha malfunction
>>63887160
I didn't say they were relevant, anon. Just that I enjoy games at Petco more than Qcomm, not only because of the new stadium, but primarily because of the ambiance the organization arranges to be created for fans at the game, I hear NFL owners do that at their home games as well. Spanos wont though because if fans can enjoy games, they might not think the team needs a new stadium as much. Clearly its a much better plan to side with a GM over an HC like his dad did, (because that worked so well then, right?), and retain a snake of a shitheel special council who publicly insults the city and its politicians who do more trying to retain the team than more than a decade of their predecessors because nothing compels people to go out and vote in his favor than insulting their home right? People are dumping on Spanos because after the same problems have surrounded this team after HC, GM, coordinator, and personnel chances, Spanos remains the least common denominator that has not changed, and frankly, a lot of us think its time for that to change.
Jaguars Jagging
I don't think I've ever seen Teo do anything before today.
>actually winning
I don't even want it now
this fucking team.
only this fucking team.
>>63887520
Let's just enjoy this one game anon. We won't have many more of these.
> Implying Chargers wouldn't draft another Ryan Leaf.
>all those empty seats
Obviously Jacksonville has given up.
>>63887466
I agree with all of that.
Padres have always been good to their fans, Chargers need management changes this offseason
>>63887590
But anon, the chargers drafted Gordon ;)
>Jags
>Making a 2-8 team look like 8-2
>mfw
*sigh*
why are they winning? I wanted them to blunder the first draft pick
>this oath
Tearing up desu lads
>>63887752
Because our boys can't even succeed at failing, without even failing to to do that.
>another illegal forward pass
is bortles retarded
Blake "backyard rules" Bortles
>Bortles in charge of knowing where the line of scrimmage is
I think I can count on one hand how many times I've seen someone get called for that in the last decade, and all of them were fairly close calls. Bortles has done it twice now, flagrantly. WTF is wrong with him?
like why even bother attempting the pass
you were running out of bounds anyways
Only three field goals to go!
>>63888473
Well to be fair they were both scramble drills on 4th and goal so it really didn't hurt you guys too badly
>Bortles
JUST
>>63888570
yeah his hair is RIP
>chargers can't even lose right
THEY LITERALLY do what's worst for themselves EVERY TIME.
YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
>>63888663
>>63887752
>whining over beating the jasg
have you seen their remaining schedule?
>first down: throw, in completion
>second down: run up the middle, gain of a yard
Why? Why do teams love to scheme for third and longs?
>Clemons
get him off the field already
>using brown over Gordon
Disgusting
>leaving Rivers' most targeted WR wide open
>get angry when he gets 1st down and more
this shit team doesn't deserve to be worrying about the division lead
>>63889249
Do you follow the jags because they play in the UK a lot?
>the fan in the back of the inzone getting hit in the face with the ball
>>63889280
pretty much
Allen Robinson TD when?
Those back-to-back land dragons.
Let's go Jags! Play with heart!
finally this team rolls the dice
WE DID IT BROS, WE ALREADY WON
GET IN HERE
>weddle
>good
When will this meme end
>4th & 7
>TD
>Down by 5
>Over 10 minutes to go
Hopes were dashed, but I think I found them.
>>63889910
not with this defense getting shredded by a Bills reject
>>63889814
Its been dead in my book for awhile now. But sure, Eric. Keep growing that Super Bowl beard. I'm sure it'll help. Keep criticizing the rookies for not making key plays while you...don't either. Keep describing how you're the first at HQ and last to leave, and always make yourself available to anyone asking for help. SPOILER ALERT: They don't ask because you aren't good. Why would they ask someone how to get better when that person isn't any better than they are. Weddle a shit. Not renewing his contract might be the one objectively good call Telesco has made.
PHILLIP VICK
>letting Phillip Rivers RUN for a first down
fucking kill yourself defense
>letting rivers run for a first.
Rivers running is the most beautiful ugly thing you'll ever see
>>63890020
Agreed
>>63889910
...And, there they go.
this team has to be the worst at defending passes to running backs
>>63890124
>>63890148
>trying to stop the Rivers from flowing
How do you, mere mortal men, oppose that which God has endeavoured to create?
>>63890257
We should've paid greater tribute to Satan or something
>>63890320
Stop it.
>>63890320
DUES VULT
Rivers is truly the heart and soul of this team
God bless you, sir
Now go home and impregnate your wife
>>63890373
>dues
CLOSE ENOUGH
this game is a perfect example of why Gus should be fired after they get eliminated from playoff contention in a weak AFC conference
>>63890454
Post the pic of the town hall to keep the chargers and all the seats are empty.
>>63890320
Pic related, it's the day Saint Serra founded PetCo Park, thus making San Diego God's own winter home.
I'm going to be disgusted if the chargers win out, or drop to a middle of the road draft pick.
Even more so is Mccoy ISN'T fired
>player dies
>still the ball of his corpse
>interception
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>63890814
*steal
Still kek
Good to know McCoy can be a dick just to try and save his job and screw the chargers out of a good pick
>>63890814
Kind this. Pretty shitty in my book. Sorry Jags bros. Classless attempt by our HC.
>>63890454
http://www.voiceofsandiego.org/topics/news/how-boltman-became-a-fan-favorite-and-the-chargers-nemesis/
chargers +5 looked like the best bet for the 10 am games
>>63890814
Thank God I stopped watching. I would've screamed bloody murder.
Oh, well. At least, our Carolina catbros are undefeated. Can't wait to watch them stomp NO into dust next week.
>Friendly request for somebody to post the happy and sad jags pepe. Keep forgetting to save them when I see them.
>>63890670
Firing McCoy would imply Spanos and his GM puppydog Telesco had made a mistake when they announced a new era in Chargers history.
The Spanos' admitting a mistake would mean they have humility and think rationally.
I shouldn't have to explain anymore
>>63890964
kek catbros - so cute
>short pass on 4th and 11
great job.
>>63890980
Fucking this. It cracks me up how people think McCoy is getting the axe. How many years did we scream for Norv and AJ's head? How many editorials were written saying Norv should be fired. Only competent owners who give a shit hold their team management accountable for shit seasons. Dean Spanos is neither.
Hold on im finding more.
An ultra rare Jags guy pepe.
>>63890980
Telescohas made some alright picks in the draft, so I'd give him another year or two, but he'll definitely be on the hot seat.
The spanos family really needs to sort their shit out.
>>63891022
>>63891054
Thank you kindly.
Sorry jag bros
>>63891098
>>63891136
>>63891177
Ooooh. thank you again. Love the jags guy pepe.
>shifts
Nice 2 minute closing drills, McCoy
>blocked punt
Nice special teams drills, McCoy
Chargerbros, I just woke up. I was up for like 2 days. I missed the game, what's this bullshit? Why are we ruining our draft picks?
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE CHARGERS COULDN'T FUCK IT UP
It's upsetting because Bottles is pretty damn decent, he just has a garbage receiving corps.
Also why no running the ball? San Diego's ground defense is awful.
>>63891253
epic
>>63891284
That's not how you spell "London"
I thought you Charger fans wanted the number 1 pick
Why you winninh
>>63891353
Rivers went beast in the 2nd half.
Can't contain the absolute madman
>>63891362
Nice bait, faggot.
Oh snap! Go Jags!
>>63891355
>YOU THOUGHT THE CHARGERS COULDN'T FUCK IT UP
>the city of Myers
why do the jegs think that's their ball?
REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL
>missed extras
>shit throws
>illegal shifts and forward passes
>punt blocks
>not knowing onside kick rules
>no fans left
this fucking game is not the worst of the season, but it ought to be
Christ, who misses an extra point?
Finally going to be taken to more competitive game....
>>63891555
People that think it's a given a la NFL Blitz rules and just grab some skinny loser off the streets to be a kicker.
See you at the draft Floridabros.
I swear
an amputee could kick better than Jason Myers
you had one fucking job jags
beat a 2-8 team
there goes our shot at the #1 pick
fuck your city
>Chorgers fucking up their chance at the draftb owl
lol
Why chargers? Why win? I just accepted our fate as losing out and being reborn next season. Why ruin it?
Gg jasg, this is sad for both of us. Blake Bortles looks good. I hope you guys manage to get weapons around him. Hopefully the jasg will be elite within 5 years
