Tottenham vs Chelsea #2
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boring chelsea edition
1st
>>63877213
I hate it, but this is probably what will happen.
Ritsu
>>63877233
stop
>>63877217
0-0 FT book it
>>63877238
>chelshit keeping a clean sheet
>le shoot at every opportunity man
Is there a bigger fraud in the league right now?
Why are London teams such as Tottenham and Chelsea named after their respective London boroughs while Arsenal are not?
>>63877238
not like spurs deserve to win when they play defensively like this
BOREBALL
In this absence of anything, did anyone go to a match yesterday? How was it?
>>63877233
Just get to the asslicking
Which one, /sp/?
>>63877256
Arsenal are named after the Royal Arsenal in Woolwich.
>>63877256
Arsenal aren't a real club, that's why.
JUST
>>63877254
>Is there a bigger fraud in the league right now?
Jose Mourinho
>>63877254
It's pretty clear the whole spurs team have been told to try shooting quickly from range you dip
Half time is over!
get this absolute madman out of here
>>63877220
>>63877220
>>63877220
>>63877283
>In his twenties
>>63877256
Chelsea aren't called Fulham though
>>63877273
please stay on topic
>>63877273
right. but both are shit
>>63877273
right all day eryday
>>63877254
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
>>63877256
Arsenal is named after the Woolwich Arsenal, in Southeast London.
---Green---
---Walker---Smalling---Lescott---Cole
---Walcott---Rooney---Ox
---Vardy---Kane---Rooney
World Cup 2016 winners confirmed
>>63877273
/Maisie/
>>63877273
Sophie
>vermonghen
>>63877273
Left, please. Love to stick it in her arse.
>>63877273
Right
>>63877283
>spain
>white
verMONGen
get it?
>>63877254
No one believed me when i said he was LITERALLY the English Cavani, CHAT SHIT GET BANGED.
>>63877273
sophie, since it's legal
WHy are Tottenham trying to play like Stoke?
>Tottenfouls
>>63877287
De Gay
>>63877314
Maisie is 18 la
>>63877297
>2 rooneys
one is bad enough
>>63877273
Left looks like she fucks really well
>>63877315
Because they want to win.
just tuned in lads
haha fucking Tottenham bottlers, how do you not beat Chelshit
>>63877273
left
kane doing his best costa impression today
who /feet/ here
>>63877314
not allowed to fuck degenerates in serbia?
>Mashit
why is there 3 commentators on bt?
>Mason's shit leg tattoo
>It's a Tottenham against a good team episode
do not tattoo me
>>63877217
zouma will be great, hope he'lll play for france in 2016 every once in a while
>>63877356
Owen trying to butt in as usual
>>63877273
L E F T
>>63877366
Remember when they beat City 4-1?
>>63877327
dont care, maisie is like drivig a lada to sophies dodge charger
>>63877367
is that a tat or just tape?
>>63877350
I want to lick maisies toes
>>63877350
Reporting, great pair
>>63877350
literally the memest of all fetishes and fucking shit tier as well
might as well end your pathetic life desu
Lamela brace
>>63877371
she looks 14
>mason injured
spurs will actually improve now
if kane doesnt score tottenham doesnt win
its embarrassing
>>63877389
She looks like a goblin
>>63877397
Exactly!
>>63877273
The one on the left is at a weird angle, can't really see the face. Got any more pics?
>>63877370
No.
I want to see Varane-Laporte in 2016.
>>63877397
Pedo
just tuning in lads what did I miss
>>63877397
ripe for fucking
>>63877350
I like feet but also need a body to work with
>>63877371
>>63877397
cant you just have a wank and be done with it? smdh
Liverpool
Stream lads?
>>63877395
Hey reddit!
>>63877386
>good team
>>63877397
that butt looks old enough
>>63877417
Chances.
>>63877429
alrigh la
>>63877389
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING SHIT
FUCK OFF THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE
THIS FUCKING THING IS NOT ACCEPTABLE TO BE A FUCKING ACTRESS
FUCK OFF
>>63877430
youtube friendo
>"Danny" Rose
Has he ever been good?
>>63877397
H-hot
>>63877389
Imagine how terrible she'd look without those 14 layers of makeup
>>63877397
>she
>>63877414
I do too, but they dont have to play ith the same back 4 every game
Poch mad
>>63877452
He scored a blooter once
>>63877412
http://imgur.com/r/maisiewilliams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIgwZQMSThQ&feature=youtu.be
>>63877452
He scored that one goal years ago.
>Hangout with the lads and get home late
>sleep like 3-4 hours
>suddenly wake up and remember the match
>realize its already half time already
>get up because i want to shitpost >mouyes
>fucking spurs at home cant score against this garbage
Smh desu lads should i go back to sleep?
>>63877430
www.meatspin.com
>>63877446
she's supposed to be an ugly girl character
>Hazard at center forward
Does Rose ever cross the ball successfully? Feels like he hits the opposing fullback every time.
>>63877433
>he's a footfag
>>63877389
those feet are a disgrace
>Hazard 57 meters ahead of the closest Chelsea player
>>63877454
most guys go w/o makeup and look fuckable. chicks need that shit. are chicks uglier than guys inherently?
would you?
>>63877480
SUPER NIK
>>63877472
what the fuck?
that's disgusting
>>63877475
Dr Who sidekicks are supposed to be hot though
FUCK SAKE
>>63877493
does it have a penis?
>>63877489
nah youre just used to girls wearing make up thinking thats what they have to look like so they're pretty.
>>63877466
Doesn't look that cute to me. But then again, neither does that Cara girl that everyone on /tv/ seems to love so what do I know.
>>63877467
they try their hardest bless them
>>63877493
nonwhite
>>63877493
high est
>>63877489
most guys look fuckable? you a gay faggot
>>63877490
Why are they filming deadline day in America?
Is there a worse fullback pairing in the league than Rose + Walker?
>>63877498
What is it? Too scared to click
Hazard is just so shit
>>63877511
>/tv/
scum
>>63877498
>>63877538
>literally being 12
Willian is kwalitee senpai desu
>>63877535
Literally every fullback pairing at a club lower than 10th tbhfam
Spurs are so fucking error prone its unbelievable.
>>63877521
hate deadline day
This game is shit
Rose has been fucking awful
>>63877493
OUI I AM A CLOSET FAGGOT AND I LOVE FAT WOMEN
HIGH TEST HIGH TEST HIGH TEST
AMIRITE BROS??!?!?!1 HAHAHAH I'M STRAIGHT AS FUCK I LOVE TO FUCK THICK CURVY WOMEN HAHAHAHA TITS AMIRITE BROS?!?!?!
>Chelsea trying to do a Leicester
>>63877575
>let being 12 meem by Akmed
>>63877582
>false 9 lives.jpg
>>63877575
>getting baited twice
lol
Will this be the worst game on tv today?
coys
>>63877586
If it wasn't for Alderweireld and Lloris mopping up they'd lose far more often
>>63877588
This is great
>>63877449
Thanks HDI-buddy
>>63877535
>Walker
A bit of a headless chicken but he's got something to offer. I'd say he's above average.
>Rose
Fucking awful everytime I see him.
>>63877600
>I'm an actual closetfag and I like girls who look like men
>>63877570
You realize that everyone on /tv/ also posts on /sp/ and vice versa, right. It's literally the same board.
>>63877600
another quality post from australia
Just found out the bird my mate is dating is actually just a very passable man, I've met him a few times and never noticed
Kind of jealous desu, the man is living the 4chan dream and his 'gf' is genuinely good looking
bit gay though
>>63877256
Tottenham and Chelsea are clubs Arsenal is a franchise.
>>63877616
looks like an alien nty
>>63877600
eat a vegimite, you're not yourself when you're hungry
>>63877613
She's been Robin the food banks
>>63877625
Why did you post an image of wagner?
cmon son
>>63877613
we dont know yet, I still kinda hope for some brawling in the end
dam son
would you?
Matic has such a kebab removal face
>>63877625
arsene seems like a decent bloke. wouldn't mind him being my father.
>>63877625
that scarf is outrageous
>>63877626
Can confirm that is bullshit
>>63877625
Is that the sea or a city in the background?
>>63877653
>square ass
>>63877626
no one is for football and the other is for pedos
the only middle ground is adam johnson
>>63877616
Who is >She ?
those michael oliver tekkers
>wearing football shoes/cleats that are not solid colour
>that colour not being black
football's gone degenerate
Does he use mascara?
>>63877625
Dapper as fuck but what is this weird gray thing on his scarf? I wouldn't be suprised to see a baby kangaroo inside.
>>63877625
why does he have such a large pocket on his comically oversized scarf?
>>63877657
Matic and Ivanovic in Super Slav Bros.
>>63877653
looks like Rone smdh
>>63877635
underrated. i didn't know europe had that ad.
>>63877688
>cleats
What the fuck
Could any Chelsea player get into your team lads?
>>63877653
lmao what the fuck is that ass
she's got nice bolt-ons though
does lamela actually wear eye shadow
>>63877690
he is a batty boy, what did you expect ?
>>63877674
If you right-click on an image, this list of options pops up. Click on "search google for this image" and it can usually find the source for you. Really useful imo
>>63877690
Should I get my haircut like this?
>>63877635
It's a snickers you cunt
>>63877690
The fuck has he done with his hair. Nonce confirmed.
Boring af
>>63877706
>Utd
Hazard
>>63877700
i watch too much handegg
>>63877723
boobies!!!
>>63877700
Think he means studs
>>63877706
I'd have Willian and play Ramsey in CM
>>63877723
I am 100% straight but I love big tits
why are these Jews booing now?
>>63877628
wtf. not who you replied too, but i thought scandinavians like thin girls. tbqh i prefer ragdolling thin girls .
>>63877709
he's qt ey?
>>63877706
alll of them
>>63877706
>Norwich
Yeah, all of them
>>63877723
1, 5 , 4, 2, 3
>>63877723
42351
PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
>>63877723
1,3,5,4,2
>>63877723
342. the other two can drown themselves.
>>63877723
too much tits, tbqfh
>>63877723
tits too fat
>>63877706
Matic, Zouma, Hazard, probably Oscar, definitely Willian.
>>63877706
I support rochdale and probably not no
check
>tfw can smell the bakery down the road
>that fresh bread smell
>commentators says Tottenham plays like Barcelona
wew lads
Why didn't anyone talk about Lloris' save from Hazard?
>>63877777
wew lad
>>63877777
checked
>>63877768
tits are fat
>>63877723
4,2,3,1,5
>>63877786
it was fucking top
>>63877706
Even with current form, Matic,Fabregas, Azpilicueta, Oscar, and Hazard would all make Tottenham's starting XI.
Went for two fap breaks and a smokebreak this match already. It's proper shit tbfam.
>>63877777
nice
>>63877777
noice
>>63877777
Weww
>poodro
>shitregas
shitty Barcelona rejects 2bh
>>63877777
>wasting quints for that
>>63877706
shit bro. what if i'm /chels/?
>>63877766
>>63877768
alright you baby dick manchilds
not man enough to handle a right pair of bonkers?
>>63877791
Sure those tits have silicon in too
>>63877786
The game has completely bored the fuck out of everyone
>>63877780
was it michael owen?
MIserable game 2bh
we really miss alli
mason just doesn't do anything
>bet on 1-1
what was i thinking
>>63877786
the comentatrs did, didnt seem all that great to me though, the angle was so shit, pretty much any movement in the general direction to the ball probably would have been a safe
>>63877777
check'd
>>63877747
This Tbh
Nice taste
This boring shit followed by West BromHam
>>63877796
>a smokebreak
>tfw no biscuit in the basket
>>63877777
ohh yeh.
>>63877815
literally this, doesn't deserve to be anything more than 0-0
Spurs are shit
everyone can write them off now
this team is going nowhere fast, always the same old Tottenham
Haha time for pacebabby
If Eric Dier was a pilot he'd be Eric Flyer
Just woke up, who has been dominant?
There is a bag on the field.
>>63877829
Am I allowed to masturbate to her yet?
>>63877777
7,7,7,7,7
verified ;)
>>63877816
danish commentators 2bh
English commentators always talking about pace
Obsessed faggots
le six of one half a dozen of the other meme
>>63877845
The faces change everything
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
CHELSEA CHELSEEEAAAA
If Eric Dier was a perfume he'd be Eric Dior
>>63877852
Yes
>you now realise this game was purposely shit just to piss off american bandwagoners
>>63877845
wew. im lucky i told 1 and 5 to kill themselves.
>>63877831
poorly memed
>>63877847
Nobody. Chelsea are shit as usual, and Tottenham's players are exhausted because Pochettino made them all play against FC Carrier Bag a few days ago.
>>63877845
would bang them all in front of my ex to make her cry
>>63877857
It was Poul Hansen wasn't it?
>chinese people
>>63877829
Is she doing a fart?
>>63877847
spurs, but nothing has really happened
>>63877831
>2015
>not smoking
>>63877852
Yup she is legit now.
>Gook with the backwards hat with stickers on
Holy fuck. Who dresses like this outside the house!
Mouyes back to his old tactics of strangling the life out of games I see
The sooner he gets himself fired the better, cancer for the league
>>63877843
If Eric Dier never told the truth, he'd be Eric Liar
>>63877777
Checked.
Are Koreans just Americanised Japs?
literally who is this spurs player
If Eric Dier was bullied he'd be Eric Cryer
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH THE PLASTIC BAGS
>>63877845
all uggos, shame
>>63877845
>this macedonian trying to copy based aussiespammer
kys my friend
>>63877867
If Eric Dier was shit he'd be Eric Dire
Who has been the bigger flop?
Son or Firmino?
>>63877878
nah don't know their names
they're on tv3 sport 2
>>63877845
>ugotitflauntit.com
>>63877723
4,2,5,3,1
>plenty of gook supporters here at white hart lane nowadays to support Son
wow what a wonderful thing, even more tourists at premier league grounds, please applaud this behaviour some more BT
is this the worst game ever?
>>63877894
Pretty much
>>63877892
If Eric Dier was from Lebanon, he'd be Eric of Tyre
>tfw subbed off
What a faggot Costa is, its not that cold ffs
>>63877908
as it stands now Son but both are shit.
>>63877882
Spectacles chink is a qt. Would rail her in the arse.
>>63877900
does wind not exist in finland?
>>63877907
If Eric Dier changed his hair colour he'd be Eric Dyer
>>63877831
>le fedora meme XD
End yourself
>>63877908
Firmino looks like he's coming into form with Klopp
Son was great at the start but he's shit now
>>63877908
pedro
>Diego Costa is off the bench, maybe Jose Mourinho is thinking of throwing Diego Costa on
>peedro
>>63877900
Been on the pitch for the past 5mins
If Eric Dier was really hot he'd be Eric Fire
>>63877882
>he last name used "son(孫)"
chinese korean (華僑)
>perdo
>>63877914
chill out cunt
>>63877908
Firmino ran Citeh ragged in that one game
wow pedro, is this your application for american football?
What the fuck was that thing behind costa just then
someone post a screenshot
>>63877909
whats worse is the praise of Eriksen
>it's not his fault he's shit on the national team
le blast it over and smile man
fucking pedro just fuck off shit faggot gay ass
>Poodro
Jesus christ someone shoot this spic
lmao it's not even winter you soft cunt
The amount of people that just went >Pedro proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
>>63877852
tfw when my fav fap is kiernan.
If Eric Dier was a nonce he'd be Eric Friar
>>63877894
Basically. They've received more American aid since the 50s than every other country put together. America single handedly changed their fortunes from likely being at a similar level to Cambodia or Thailand today into a first world superpower just to prove that capitalism is better than communism. The effect on their culture is understandably big.
If Eric Dire had wheels he'd be Eric Tyre
>>63877930
YES, IN FINLAND WHEN IT BLOWS IT BLOWS LEAVES NOT WHITE TRASHBAGS
>>63877952
What is that kid thinking?
This game sucks hard tbqh
>>63877931
If he played worse he'd be Eric Dire
>>63877952
They're in London too, it's sub tropical there
>>63877957
If Eric Dier was at the store he'd be Eric Buyer
WHAT A SHIT FUCKING GAME..
i suppose i should feel flattered that people copy me
>>63877923
Whenever Eric Dier purchases anything, he becomes an Eric Buyer
>>63877956
MOOOOOOOOOODDDDDSSSSSSSS
>"premier league"
>>63877947
they kind of have a point, he was too restricted in olsen's formation
but he's been shit regardless
hello sp, where are the goals?
>Eric Dire
plastic bag motm
>>63877874
>>63877881
Cheers
>>63877985
if eric dier smoked he'd be eric higher
>Plastic bag still on the pitch
>>63877960
>America single handedly changed their fortunes from likely being at a similar level to Cambodia or Thailand today into a first world superpower just to prove that capitalism is better than communism.
Try telling that to a South Korea, they'll insist they did it all on their own thanks to the inherent qualities of Korean people (which doesn't explain why the half of the peninsula that didn't get American aid is so shitty).
anyone else really want a submissive little asian qt gf?
sick of the white girl chase when they're all so shit
>>63877947
Everyone is shit in the NT
He's great for Spurs
>>63877999
Does anyone actually like Costa?
when will Tebow be back?
>>63877967
"salut, c'est combien pour la pipe?"
if Eric Dier wasnt english he would be recognized as Eric shit tier
>That Diego Costa "warming up"
What a lazy cunt. EPL clubs need to stop buying players like that. They have it easy in other leagues but when they come to the most physical league in the world, they can't handle it but they are on such huge money and the flop.
It needs to stop.
>>63877933
>>63877908
>>63877927
He's just back from injury for fuck sake. He was playing really well before, he's just rusty.
If Eric Dier started a recruitment agency he'd be Eric Hire
>>63878009
Order one off the internet la
>>63877967
>that painful lack of ass
>yfw Chelsea finish top 4 by drawing 0-0 with everyone
>>63877992
meh
>>63878001
literally this, most exciting thing this game
>>63877992
death by watching this shit game
>>63877992
insha'allah
>>63877992
suck my dick Macedonia, your posts are disgusting
>>63877956
>>63877991
OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i kid i kid ;)
>>63877992
Good roll pls
>>63878036
This desu
If Eric Dier was a hobbit he'd be Eric of the Shire
If Eric Dier kept playing like this he'd be Eric Dire
>>63878026
If Eric Dier was a cop in Baltimore he'd be Eric Wire
the standard of the premier league really is shit isn't it?
>>63878016
their christmas lattes are GOAT senpai
>>63877992
halal madrid
>>63878038
a/s/l?
>>63878014
what about Nikky B, he always seems to do well for ya
you now remember Radamel Flaco
you now remember people saying mouyes would make him good again
>>63877992
please be gentle
>>63878008
That's just insecurity innit, you look at their culture exports and they're obsessed with Americans liking their stuff. Top tier 'senpai notice me' shit.
>>63878005
If Eric Dier was a form of literature, he'd be Eric Satire
If Eric Dier sang in church he'd be Eric Choir
Anyone got any deadlines coming up?
>>63878016
I do, he's hillariously cheeky
>>63877992
rolling
go chelsea go!
>>63878053
19/m/syd
>>63877992
deus vult
>>63878054
Legit thought he was in prison desu
>>63878048
the league is at it lowest point now imho, but the last 3-4 years have been pretty shit.
if eric diers mum had named him tom his name would be tom dier
Fuck this plastic bag never tracks bag.
this fucking linesman
the amount of people that went if eric dier was just proves the fuck this not wasting life on funny and addictive 4chan
fuck sake spurs you could have gone 2 points off the top
If Eric Dier were to respect Viking burial traditions, he'd be Eric Pyre
>>63878028
look at dem legs son
what the fuck was that?
>>63877994
he was given the only free role in the team, but could never even find a teammate.. He's shit.
>>63878054
literally boo'd off in our last match vs Sweden
>>63878060
>That's just insecurity innit
Nah, it's xenophobia. South Koreans are very openly racist, it's like half the country is part of some weird Asian version of /pol/
>replying to rolling bullshit
i get this game is dreadful but come on lads its not /b/ in 2006
If Eric Dier was fuarkking joocy brah he'd be Eric Mire
Where is Dele Alli? I thought he was supposed to be the best young midfielder in the world
>>63878080
Lad...
If Eric Dier said that he could fly he'd be Eric Liar
If Eric Dier could actually fly he'd be Eric Flier
WEBM OF THAT GUY IN THE STANDS TRYING TO CATCH THE BALL AND GETTING HIT IN THE FACE PLS
>>63878098
that jew forgot to put their human face on
>>63878095
>I'll never have anything close to this.
If Eric Dire was a ring-shaped piece of rubber, he'd be Eric Tire
hurricane when?
>>63878016
He is surprisingly likeable for neutrals.
>>63878107
Yellow cards limit reached against WHU
>>63878107
suspended
If Eric Dier was a laundrette he'd be Eric washer and drier
Reminder that if I had gambled on under 2.5 goals in this match, it would've ended 3-2
>>63878095
nothing to em
any lads from Bristol here?
I'll fucking fight anyone if there is
>>63878095
Is she 9?
SO BORED
>>63878016
he seems like a good lad outside of the pitch
>>63877493
nombre, hombre
>>63878098
Ghoul m8
>>63878095
noice
Really disappointing game, this was a golden opportunity to be 2 points off of second and it's been missed because Pochettino wanted to play a full-strength team against Qarabag.
>>63878074
COYS!
>>63878075
gay?
>>63878116
>Tire
fuck off yank
If Eric Dier was knighted he'd be Eric Sire?
If Eric Dier was an old-fashioned musical instrument, he'd be Eric Lyre
If Eric Dier was an actor he'd be Danny Dyer
>>63878095
disgusting
>>63878078
end your life
Why is no one passing to Bag? He's been free all game.
>>63878098
somone with a horrible skin condition or burns victim, poor bastard
>>63878095
literally paedo-tier
>>63878095
her legs just continue, they don't culminate in something that can be considered reasonable ass
this is troubling
>>63878136
man,fool,meme
not bad
>>63878136
>Dream
>Ass
>Leave
what does this mean?
BONK
Fuck me is Costa fat
>>63878136
Past, feel, cum
If Eric Dier started a wholesale store he'd be Eric Supplier
>>63878137
>he seems like a good lad outside of the pitch
A lot of players are like that though. Suarez is supposedly a good guy too off the field too.
Just woke up, what happened?
>>63878158
nice photoshop
>Rose
Yiddo desu
>>63878098
it's darth sidious
>>63878136
Secrets deed meme
:DD
is jose finished?
lol arsenal fans are so butthurt because spurs > arsenal
>>63878080
10/10 why did I laugh
>>63878176
>some poo
>no loo
>city of (You)
>>63878169
passion, naked, crush
idk
If Eric Dier lived in the Middle Ages he'd be Eric Squire
so then fellow top lads
how did the pulling go last night?
I'm sure you all got laid didn't you?
>>63878174
If Eric Dier practiced human sacrifice he'd be Eric Maya
If Eric Dier was a meme he'd be Ebic Dier
>All these nutmegs
>15th and happy to draw with Spuds
Fuck you Jose you massive kuck
this game is so baaaaaad
>>63878148
nope
If Eric Dier was in Family guy he would be Eric Quagmire
Wasn't Hazard supposed to be the best player in the world, what the fuck happened?
>>63878199
>going out to get 'drunk' with the 'lads'
Yes I'm sure your 'lad' 'mates' had a brilliant time. Fuck off you mong.
>>63878194
i can only presume from this you masturbate to pics of hillsborough
> Oscar
If Eric Dier refereed tennis matches, he'd be Eric Umpire.
>>63878136
>Secrets suicide naked
I don't know what to feel
If Eric Dier had a bell and a hat he'd be Eric Crier
oscar nutmeg count around 15, but otherwise... this game has had barely anything
another shit game in the pimmel league what a surprise
reminder that liverpool will be top 3 by new year
same old spurs innit
never gonna win anything
>>63878219
I like it. Best one in the thread
Thanks, guys.
ARRY PAIN
>Costa back on the bench
>>63878199
>going out
fucking weirdo
>>63878199
I was at home. I watched basketball and ate two bags of Flaming Hot Cheetos.
>>63878219
I wonder how many takes they had before he did this with a straight face
I'll have that fpl clean sheet tbqh f.am
>Kane
>>63878180
You mean Sheev m8.
>>63878219
Please stop posting this rapist.
>>63878199
All of my m8s bailed so I sat inside alone drinking flat red stripe and watching MotD
If Eric Dier would be a thorny plant, he'd be Eric Briar
If Eric Dier was the GOAT french player, he'd be Eric Meilleur
If Eric Dier was out of date he would be Eric Expire
>>63878230
but I thought /sp/ was lad central
everyone's always spewing epic unilad memes from facebook, so I thought everyone here was a proper lad
>>63878178
thanks my mum helped
You now remember Ruben Loftus-Cheek
if eric dier was dying he'd still be eric dier
>>63878242
>Leicester
Rest are easy tho
>>63878136
Flesh
Maniac
Crush
>>63878266
still makes me chuckle
>Ctrl + F
>If Eric Dier
>>63878199
I'm not going out until the temperature rises above 0 at night.
>>63878268
>you can rape pornstars
nice meme
>>63878280
Just fuck off. Go spend another £60 to have a good time you utter bellsniff.
>>63878247
are you me
>00-00
if eric dier was a wehrmacht marching song he would be erika dier
THE SHIT FROM SPURS
THEY BOUGHT HIS FLIGHT
BUT WILLIAN, HE SAW THE LIGHT
If Eric Dier was a contestant on the Apprentice he'd be Eric Fired
>>63878292
wew. thanks m8. now im not feeling very safe anymore.
>>63878295
The fuck lads
>Plastic bag made it into its own half
about time
>>63878293
someone had a bad experience downtown am I right lads? ahaha
If Eric Dier got frustrated he'd be Eric Sigher
>>63878199
The lads came round, had a good sesh. Watched the boxing then listened to some Babymetal.
TFW I started this dier shit
I shit on you, /sp/
do we make the goals bigger to prevent this?
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_L5x2uziWU
>chelsea using subs to slow down the game and waste time
ayyy
>>63878280
>not understanding the ironic memery
>its an 0-0 episode
>>63878309
If Eric Dier had to play basically every goddamn game because Pochettino won't rest him he'd be Eric Tired
>>63878341
>an zero
Spurs are such a fucking hipster club.
If Eric Dier would be the son of a legendary German goalie, he'd be Eric Maier
>>63878282
You now remember Ryan Bertand
>>63878354
kek
OH SHIT IT'S A LAST MINUTE WINNER FROM HARRY KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
costa
man child player under a man child manager under a man child billionaire owner
>>63878341
>an nil
Highlight of this game has been Costa warming up
HOLY SHIT DAT KANE GOAL
>Its a chelsea game
Imagine paying £50 to watch 90 minutes of 0 goals.
>>63878362
ebin lad
If Eric Dier was a consistent choker, he would be Eric Bayer
>>63878199
Just had some netflix and chill with my real doll
>>63878266
i was gonna write sheev, but I didnt know how well known this was outside /tv/
epl? more like zzzpl am I right?
>using sub on injurytime when you in 15th and draw 0-0
Relegation tier mind
If Eric Dier was an international man of mystery he'd be Eric Spyer
>>63878389
imagine being a chink and travelling all the way from korea to watch it
If Eric Dier was protoss he'd be Eric Aiur.
WHU - WBA game will be better r-right guys?
>Chelsea playing
>Nobody scores
fucking stunning
>>63878360
I do, he's England's starting LB with Shaw and Baines out.
>chelsea are literally 14th
>>63878412
lets hope so
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I am literally okay with Mou getting sacked after this game
>>63878412
5-4 confirmed m8
I spent over ninety minutes of my life watching this shite
>>63878393
what's her name? :)
>mouyes is at the point where he is fucking thrilled with a stifling 0-0 draw
Scrappy effort from Chelsea, think they'll just be able to scrape relegation come May if they keep getting results like this against the big clubs
>>63878411
OMGOMGOMG who /e-sp/ here?
>>63878434
Not like you would have spent those 90 minutes doing anything worthwhile
>>63878398
Everyone knows and loves /tv/ memes.
Awful
Just awful
>>63878440
tbf, they did try to score, just no one can shoot
>>63878199
Pregnant gf is sick most of the time, but wakes me up at 6 am with a cheeky hj because she's feeling up for it.
Give her one, but can't fall asleep. She's passed out and I'm not getting my rest for the final this morning.
Was hoping this match would put me to sleep tbhfam
nice 'sport' you got there
>tottenham fans calling over teams boring
Well that's 90 minutes wasted
Gonna go rub one out now
fucking miserable from chelsea, ruined any chance of a good game
mouyes is a cancer
Spurs will finish in front of Arsenal tbqh
>>63878440
Top lel
Valuable point for Chelsea
Well, fuck. That's what happens when you play a full-strength team in the Europa League.
>chelsea fans singing champione
Um.. What?
>>63878427
he's a big guy
>mfw the bore of the game allows all media to focus on costa shit
unless something magnificent happens in LV-SWA
>>63878477
last chance they'll get to chant it for a while lad
>>63878466
they have been saying that for the last twenty years
>>63878458
>but wakes me up at 6 am with a cheeky hj
This has happened to me only once in my life, and it was fucking terrifying.
live picture from chelseas locker room
>>63878436
Cristiano
>>63878495
why is cech there?
>>63877217
London is still blue, right lads?
>>63878486
nah m8. only until they kek barca and bayern like 2012.
>>63878492
Slightly bewildering at first, yes, but frightening?
I'm a timid fellow, but the only time anything sexual was frightening was nearly having a mmf thing.
>>63878531
>mmf threesome
>not beating down the rival male and forcing him to watch your dominant sexual performance
Does Mouyes like being 15th in the league?
>Playing for a draw when you're 15th in the league
Relegation material 2bh
>>63878531
I was 16, and I was in a room I didn't recognize after being drunk for the first time in my life. The girl was cute though, it went from scary to fun after about a minute.
>>63878560
14th now, Chelsea are back lads!!!!
>>63878568
*and I was one of those really sheltered kids, so the whole experience was kind of overwhelming
>"A beautiful save, the game could have been a win for us if that goes in."
llterally only chance in 2nd half
>>63878568
That sounds like one of those classic sexual occurances that can only happen between the ages of 15-17.
Great time to be alive, wish I could still casually have the ol in n out in front of my group of friends.
>>63878559
I'm a timid fellow, it was just weird, so I cockblocked everyone. Then her cat jumped on the bed and was just loving all the attention I was giving her.
