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>RUNNING ORDER
Lei/ManU, CP/New, Bou/Eve, ManC/Sou, AV/Wat, Sun/Sto
CHAT
1st for V/a/rdy
>>63855702
>rainbow flag
>vardy/manure first
fuck off desu
Vardy is utter shit
Why is a 1-1 boredraw before a 3-3 epic?
>>63856147
gary linekar bias at it again
>>63856147
the vardy record and the fact it was 1st v 2nd coming into today I guess
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7i04E4KkiQ
how fucking timpot do you have to be to do a fucking pitch invation after taking the lead against bournemouth?
forever in our shadow... kek
Jamie 'spee stomper' Vardy strikes again
>>63856517
>can't beat van laal
can't wait to see the everton fans pitch invasion
absolute plonkers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGtHse-OL4w
it's here
>>63856365
Fuck off Paddy.
Real thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU54-d4-Xu8
>>63857045
this guys more passionate than the players
top kekeroni
utd should really stop playing with two DMs against small teams
>LVG yet again saying we had the chances to win the game
>United are 82nd in the top 5 leagues for chances created per game
>18th in the PL, only Newcastle and WBA create less
how fucked are they?
>>63857559
>only a team whose owner is trying to kill the club and pulisball are worse
jesus christ van laal
>>63857559
you're a paki
>>63857567
Since Sunderland decided they don't want to play in the championship? Completely fucked.
>>63857559
van gaal is like an elite version of pulis
>>63857559
I can't imagine how boring watching United is, at least Newcastle fans get to see some goals.
>>63857241
They fear conceding more than they desire scoring
>>63857697
I don't even look at the game so much any more, more than half the time I'm just looking at /sp/ or twitter because united are doing another 50+ pass routine that leads to nothing
only turn my head when the crowd makes a noise and it turns out to be the opponent taking the ball and making a chance out of 2/3 passes
>>63857697
Imagine Chelsea with two Hazards instead of Willian. Like that I imagine.
>>63857747
Having the 2 best players in the league doesn't sound desu.
>>63857567
They've escaped relegation despite deserving it the past few seasons, so they might do it again. But then again,
>5 points from 14 games
>Already sacked the manager once
>No more Benjaminteke to save them
They're like a reverse Leicester. If Leicester finish in the top 6, Asshole Village will survive.
>>63857770
*doesn't sound bad
>>63857567
They'll pick up a cheeky point the last match day to stay up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9GjhqQWyNo
thoughts?
>>63857770
You are literally chatting shit.
>>63857737
well, I can kind of understand that, schweinsteiger and carrick are old men, schneiderlin is currently on alternative current with two good matches for one bad, and neither jones or blind looks like a solid partner for smalling
other teams wouldn't be so glad to give up possession to manchester united if they had a more offensive midfield, they could use herrera and pereira/januzaj if he had not been loaned with schneiderlin alone to provide cover
>yfw Blunderland have become the new Wigan
>>63857940
Vardy was going to score even if I didn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGtHse-OL4w
dat mad
I score when I fuck want mate.jpg
>>63858051
>>63858047
>Conveniently as long as the optimum time to make money out of youtube's algorithm
Hmmm.....
It's here lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGtHse-OL4w
>It's almost December and Chelsea are still 15th
Pinch me lads, I'm dreaming.
>le cheeky black chappy
The other night I was out and met a beautiful girl. I spent the whole night with her, buying her drinks and getting to know each other. Right at the end of the night, another guy arrived, swept her off her feet before taking her home and making love to her.
But you know what? It's alright because I had most possession of her all night and I went home happy.
HAHAHHAHAHA THAT EVERTON PITCH INVASION
HAHAHAHAHAH holy shit
>>63858184
I remember when I thought beating WBA was going to turn things around. Then I thought beating Arsenal would turn things around. Then I thought beating Villa would turn things around.
But now I know beating Norwich will turn things around.
>>63858385
What happened? Don't really know much beyond the scores
>>63858292
Different to mine.Met a qt guy. Talk and had a few drinks. Then this other guy arrived.
Had the best Eiffel Tower ever.
Straightfags have the worst lives.
>>63858418
a dozen or so scouse mongs jumped onto the pitch to celebrate their last minute 'winner'
>>63858418
barkley scores in 95 minute to make it 3-2
"and barkley wins it for everton"
everton fans run on the pitch celebrating
match restarts
match played a little be longer because ref added on extra time from the everton fans celebrating
in that extra added time bournemouth score an equaliser
was pissing myself laughing
>>63858497
>>63858514
Top fucking kek
>>63858418
>>63858514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBC7hzgKsMM
>>63858553
Fuck I meant to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUcNct4In6I
>tfw got my Christmas tree today
Can't wait for the Christmas fixtures lads. Truly our leagues are the best
>>63858413
Reminder that Own Goals is Chelsea's joint top league goal scorer
>>63858611
As long as he keeps scoring I won't complain.
Lads, if your team could win the league at the expense of an inch of your height, would you take that inch off?
Jason Donovan is playing at it's 10pm
WHEN WILL THE AUSTRALIAN SHITPOSTING END
>>63858846
5 11 manlet here, no I can't afford to lose an inch
I was about to come in here and joke about how I thought they'd put Leicester v United first given how much they love those teams but they actually did it? Ridiculous. Why the fuck shouldn't something like Bournemouth v Everton be first?
Aston Viller have fewer points than Derby County had at this stage in their 11 point season
>>63858846
premier league? yes
>>63859417
Because the Pardewbowl was the most important game of the day.
I'm glad for Leicester but Linekers smug face every week is killing me
s-streams?
>>63858846
6'4 here
would lose an inch for Liverpool t bh and the massive butthurt of /sp/
>>63859503
I dunno, can't you use a proxy and sign into the BBC Iplayer?
>>63859475
Well obviously that should be ahead of the Leicester game as well.
Pathetic how pro-Leicester MoTD are just because Lineker supports them.
CHAT
>>63859417
Why would pointless game with 2 pointless teams be ahead of a game that had the top 2 playing and had a goal scoring record broken
> m-muh 3-3
>>63859547
didn't work last time I tried that
I guess I'll have to try again
streams are more comfortable
>>63859606
>Muh record
>Muh memecesiter
>>63859433
They are on the same number as QPR had this time last season
>Vardy only broke a prem record, not a league one
I thought he'd done something significant
SHIT
>>63859638
Vardy has done more than your entire club in recent years.
>>63859648
Streak isn't over yet
>>63859606
Are you posting from the Stadium Vardy?
Will you be chatting to Gary later?1
YU KNOR NUFFIN DETECTIVE LUTHER
>>63859606
That game was terrible to watch live, I don't want to see it in highlight form
>>63859470
is there any other relevant league?
inb4 they pretend lester vs united was an interesting game
>>63859648
>Not supporting a Premier League™ team brought to you by Sky Sports™ proudly sponsored by Barclays™
IT'S NEARLY 2016, COME ON PEOPLE
>>63859648
Doesn't an Irish man have the premiership record? Irish radio may have been bullshitting though
>tfw won't have to watch "just look at his face" next season
Although I probably still will
eaten a homemade quesadilla desu lads
you get anything nice for yourselves?
>>63859648
Still 2 more to go to break that record
>>63859648
> Football before 1992 is relevant
>playing hipster pop I like
It was better when they played napalm death
>>63859759
>football is only relevant from an arbitrary date
>this fucking lower leagues narrative
oh fuck off
Is Vardy the GOAT?
Only 25 points so far lads.
Got Ozil, Sanchez, Cech and Costa still to play but fuck me it's another shit week.
>>63859774
>Implying football wasn't invented in 1992
Loving the pattern on the Leicester turf desu. Well done to the groundsmen
Smart throw out from casper
> That Fuchs pass
Fucking orgasmic
>>63859787
>Hodgson will still play him out on the left :^)
ABSOLUTELY
BANGED
Well we can now stop watching until CP/New because the rest of this game was shite
So who's going to overspend on vardy?
>it's a great run
The fucking pass made that mate
Could Vardy get a single goal in La Liga?
No pens allowed
>>63859839
Madrid
Fuck's sake, Shinji.
>>63859839
Chelsea for 45 million of her Majesties Pound Sterling
>>63859862
straight swap for ronaldo
So, is Vardy this year's Harry Kane?
>>63859839
The answer is always Liverpool
>>63859839
Liverpool
>>63859839
Chelsea will.
Vardy will never score again.
>>63859840
Yes, some of the teams in the lower half are truly abysmal.
>>63859910
More like andy johnson, closer fit
>tfw Kane breaks Vardy's record in a few games time
>>63859910
No, I don't think vardy will still be doing it next season
>>63859840
Have you watched the likes of saucy dad or get cafe?
They're worse than prem teams at defending
>a leicester player holds a semi-relevant record
is the PL well and truly finished?
>>63859648
>early 30s record
This was before Hitler was a baddy ffs
when will Van Gaal's black magic wear off and United's massive luck run out?
>>63859937
He's on a run at the moment,right? Would fit this season for it to be broken again
Why the fuck is van laal looking at me?
>>63859995
PHILOSOPHY
> All that possession
> Leicester still had more shots on target
Man Utd are fucking doggo
Vardy is better looking than pigfucker
>>63859910
yo fucker you talk like harry was a one season wonder. He has a (traditional) difficult second season but if you cant see he has the class to stay at the top then idk what to say to you
>I had a feeling they could of won the match
>We were dominant through the 90 minutes
Make your mind up Van Laal
>38
germans are good value autism
They should fuck Long Ball off and hire BS as a player manager.
>Vardy talking about the team while showing a clip of him pointing to himself and shouting "ME ME ME"
>>63860064
He's a twat. Fuck humble cunt
Be honest. You all broke a smile while watching Vardy celebrate. You're a sociopath otherwise
Oh shit I just realised Shearer is here, I wanna see him try his best to try and desperately defend Newcastle while knocking down Sunderland
>>63859889
>>63859924
You are supposed to give meme replies, not the truth.
>>63860106
Why would I? He's a total cunt
>>63860064
No he was clearly shouting MEME MEME MEME
>>63860064
I thought he was saying "meat meat meat" as it was back on the menu
>>63860113
He'll just get 3/4 angry and almost cry
When are the ev playing?
>>63860155
Setting up to recreate the highlights now
pardew is the GOAT british manager he will be at a top 4 club like leicester next season
What even is palace's meme song?
cisse thanks for scoring
>>63860113
He'll use the words 'dismal', 'disgraceful' and 'poor' (as a 2-syllable word).
So what club with Schetve go to and be a success at?
>>63859840
lad the bottom half of la liga is made up of league one level players. vardy would be in the top 5 scorers easy tbH
>Newcastle scored first
>>63860211
Chelsea
>that defending from a throw in
>people will still praise pardew
>>63860203
Sounds like a good drinking game actually
what will the prem be like with zero north-east teams next season?
>The city of newcastle
Best day to be a mackem since the derby 2bh
>>63860284
perfect
>>63860284
Skinnier
>>63860284
average premier league fan IQ will be up a few points
>>63860284
You think Fat Sam can fit through the relegation trap door?
Did he just say 'a defence that continues to shit goals'?
>>63860284
>implying blunderland won't stay up in a wiggle fashion
Who is coming up from the championship though?
>That Zaha finish
Fuck, that was good
>>63860284
Big Sam's got this. Nine points since he came in. Also Watmore is a little legend.
>lucky deflection
>luck bounce
Padiola!!!
>>63860284
England's 2nd gayiest city will be replaced by The Gay Capital
>>63860243
I feel like I'll run out of smug if Newcastle and Villa go down at the same time.
>>63860345
ship
This newcastle kit looks cheap as fuck
Memes aside, are Newcastle worse than Sunderland right now?
You now remember Bamford
>>63860429
yes, because Sunderland have Big Sam
>>63860429
They always have been, it's just that Newcastle are more looked upon so they come across as better. You gotta keep in Mind Newcastle have yet to beat Sunderland in like 3 years
Could have been a lot worse than 5-1 2bh
Lads been hearing news that Eddie Meme is still at the stadium waiting to speak to Gary
>McLaren actually had hope until the 3rd goal
No wonder everyone bar Newcastle hates him especially after England Manager role
Reminder that Zaha was the last ever signing Fergie made
>Shearer having to see Newcastle this shit
Almost feel bad for him
Not really though
>Villa v Newcastle is the second to last game of the season
>mfw we'll already be down by then but we'll send them down yet again
>>63860536
imagine all the dressing room wanks he must have had to keep him occupied
>People are still driving to defend schteve
>>63860590
He relegated them though.
Nobody doesn't want to perform you tit
>tfw shearer
SHEARER BLOWING NEWCASTLE THE FUCK OUT
>>63860553
>>63860634
He should have had straight out said no to Newcastle immediately and stayed with Derby to get them promoted. Might have been in a similar situation to what he now but he wouldn't be in such danger of a sacking
>>63860634
>schteve
hahahahaha is this a reference to that time he did a dutch accent? simply epic. I love things like that, like when we call roy hodgson "woy" because he struggles to pronounce the letter r. hahahahahaha. it's so funny to change people's names
Fair play to Distin, that's a pretty nice record to have
>1-1 draw first
>team going top of the table still not on
if lester go top they're first on any wekk
>>63860681
He clearly died a little inside saying that rant
>>63860694
Someome was picked on for their name as a kid
Martinez sacked when
Also anyone know how the manpunch fight is going?
>>63860694
Things Steve Mclaren is known for:
>wally with a brolly
>schteve
Take your pick mate, but you ain't getting away from the fact that he's a shithouse.
>>63860726
stop being a bellend
>>63860745
man is punching another man, people are cheering
>>63860745
>manpunch fight
more hugs than punches 2bh
can't wait for these scouse tards
>>63860745
Fury ahead but not enough that the judges will give him it
>>63860766
He's a shithouse at every other job
Nice goal from Lukaku
>>63860782
>>63860784
>>63860807
Thanks for the update
Don't see the appeal of it myself
>John Motson is still alive and working for BBC
>>63860766
>tabloids getting mad as fuck because he had an umbrella
That was dumb
blooter!
Goal of the month
STRIKER
>>63860740
yes. and? people used to call me benjamin glutton because my name is ben and I was a little overweight. it's not even funny, don't understand why people do it
That was an old fashioned goal.
wealth of blooters
ADAM SMITH
SCORING BLOOTERS
DETAILING ECONOMIC PLANS FOR NATIONS
>>63860880
How often do you see a manager with an umbrella though?
He was asking for trouble.
>bournmeme still diving
>>63860936
>wanting your tactics to get wet
oh boy here we go
Bournememe are Everton's level
>Scousers
THIS IS DANGEROUS
Why do we call him eddie meme again?
>Stanislouse
>Drogbar
Why can't Motty pronounce the end of names correctly?
>celebrating that hard over a 'win' against bournemouth
>>63860966
And now they aren't getting the refball, just like everyonw knew would happen
DANGEROUS
Why add on time when the ball is out of play.?
What you having for dinner lads
>everton fans celebrating thinking they had won the glorious bournemouth cup
> Everton fans
>AND WHERE THAT TIME CAME FROM I HAVE NO IDEA
Oh gee there wasn't a fucking pitch invasion or anything.
>celebrating that hard at a late 'winner' at Bournememe
Evertonians are cringeworthy
So the fans cost them the result?
Time was up before the fucking everton goal
>>63861009
>they aren't getting the refball
NINETY
EIGHTH
MINUTE
>>63861036
>dinner past 12pm
>>63861036
Ordered some chinky.
>>63861047
But the time was up and the ball was out of play, still hilarious though
>>63861081
it wasn't ref got the time exactly right
>One of the best games in the season surely
>Still third on MotD
Wealth of Opinions
>still at the stadium
absolute madman
HE STAYED IN THE STADIUM THE MADMAN
>>63861036
Had some burgers. Now sitting with a pint of Late Red
>>63861085
> People call it "tea" not dinner
Fucking hell fire, deserve shooting.
AT THE STADIA
>having an early night
STILL AT THE STADIUM!
>>63861131
And the villa classic still isn't on
>Still there
Jesus, that's dedication by Eddie Meme
>I'll have an early night tonight
>still at the stadium
Based madman
>I'll be having an early night tonight
>stays at the stadium till 23:00
what you on eddie mate
>early night
>still at the stadium at 11
is he sleeping in the dressing room?
>>63861166
>having sunder dinner in the evening
>having christmas dinner in the evening
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/nov/28/isis-fighters-rubber-ducks-reddit-4chan
Someone explain this article to me
>Members of the Reddit group 4chan
Oh and shut the fuck up gary
i used to stay up until midnight when it was my birthday too tbqh
How long till Memetinez becomes Spain manager?
>>63861243
> Having tea that isn't a drink
> Putting the milk in first
>>63861243
>>63861166
call it supper lads
>>63861273
reddit bought 4chan from hiroshima lad where have you been
I wonder how shit neverton would be without Lukaku
>>63861319
>Putting milk in
>>63861273
I think I just threw up a little
danny is such a square
Alan shearer has all the right answers, why doesn't he manage a team? he'd obviously do a great job
Tomorrow's games look a bit dull 2bh
who gave Howe a Steve Bruce nose?
The snake!
>First start in any competition
>In November
>Delph
Don't get splinters you snake
>toshiba
FURY WINS
>MotD on one screen and a CSGO final in the other
Feels weird 2bh
