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NE:Report: Amendola not making trip to Denver
NE: Rob Gronkcowski injured in surfing accident, doubtful
KC:Chiefs list RB West, TE Kelce as questionable
NE:Patriots list Amendola (knee) as questionable
MIA:Dolphins expect Jarvis Landry (knee) to play
SD:Chargers to be without 2 starting O-Linemen
DEN:Broncos list Emmanuel Sanders as probable
STL:Rams plan to start Nick Foles against Bengals
PHI:Eagles send top CB Carroll to injured reserve
NYG:Giants expected to be without 2 starting OLs
ARZ:Mike Floyd (hamstring) looking good for Sunday
DET:Caldwell: Abdullah has earned increased role
ATL:Devonta Freeman out, Tevin Coleman to start
First for Matt Ryan is not nor has he ever been elite and will never win another playoff game
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this bitch. y'all hype as fuck to see that elite chiefs defense wreck the Shittalo Bills?
Post yfw the Pats beat Denver on the road even though all their receivers are ded
What's up with the Ravenfags' obsession with Matt Ryan, and the falconfags' obsession with Flaccid?
>>63853868
nth for snowbowl
>>63854022
2008 draft rivalry
same with teddy/carr rivalry
>>63854011
at least that pepe doesn't have a fucking watermark on it, faggot.
Packers are garbage, but will probably still win the division and go one-n-done in the playoffs.
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>>63854011
post rare pepes
Gotta bring my top notch bantz over
>>63853858 #
That should be the average diameter of your anus before and after you shove that football up there
>>63854022
this
>>63854046
also a bunch of us Ravens trips started fucking with Lake in the offseason and kept it going to trigger his autism.
>REMINDER
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>>63854079
Rarest of the rare right here tbqh
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>63854174
>>63854010
>mfw people still unironically post this pasta
>>63853868
>>NE: Rob Gronkcowski injured in surfing accident, doubtful
Source?
>>63854327
It's bullshit. He didn't even spell Gronkowski correctly.
>>63854081
Lake is a little bitch who should never show her face here again, but you aren't much better tbqh
>>63854381
>got me gud
speaking of pats, chris harper gonna kill it this week
>>63854079
pepematsu reporting in
>>63853899
>Harrison Smith degraded to out vs the falcons
gg falcons enjoy your 33-16 victory with matt ryan going for 500 yards and Julio Jones catching 400 of them all on Sendejo
>>63854054
I-is that real?
>Snow expected Sunday night in Denver
You know what that means, /sp/.
>>63854539
put your trip on bro, we all know who you are
>>63854559
Another AFC West team getting fucked by the worst call in NFL history?
So are they having the draft in May again this year? It sucked having it that late this year.
>>63854809
April 28-30
>>63854600
I don't have a trip
I'm not a faggot like you
You now remember Joey Galloway
Who do you honestly see playing in the owl? I think it'll be Steelers vs. Panthers.
Packers are so fucking shit
You now remember Clinton Portis
>>63854933
>yuropoor
>not a faggot
>>63855078
who didn't have that shirt?
daily reminder the philadelphia eagles are drafting paxton lynch in the first round of the 2016 NFL draft
>>63855017
calm down, better they struggle now than in the playoffs, lacy is running much better
>>63855115
maybe they should draft a new coach first
>>63855115
>wanting a poor man's Bortles
>but muh SMU game
>but muh Ole Piss game
>>63854144
she isn't crying she's just doing a bump. she was playing a drinking game where every time Tony threw a pick, she would have to take a shot, pick 6=2 shots, and faking an injury so you don't have to play for a shit franchise=3 shots of fireball and a bump.
> so many injuries
>TFW you can get comfy on Sunday because your team has already played and won on Thursday
>>63854064
Didn't the Packers win the owl in 2010 after having a shitty regular season?
>>63855215
iktf catbro
>>63855205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i7VKQwDS2s
>>63855215
Matt Millen
>>63855017
every thing will be okay sneak
>>63855117
this
they really need to choke hard to lose a wild card and if they get hot at the right time then i'll be satisfied
still nervous desu
>>63855164
>>63855185
just make sure to cap one of these posts for when it happens
>>63855243
>The 2010 Green Bay Packers season was the 91st season in the National Football League for the Packers and the 92nd season for the team overall. Although they finished with only a respectable 10–6 record, good for a second-place finish in the NFC North, the Packers never lost a game by more than four points, and never trailed by more than seven the entire season, becoming the only team since the AFL-NFL merger in 1970 to accomplish this. All six of their regular season losses were by a combined 20 points.
that team was better than its record
if james jones doesn't fumble in soldier field and if rodgers plays the patriots game they probably go 12-4
also somehow they lost to mcnabb AGAIN when he was on the redskins
>Detroit
>Dallas
>Oakland
>Arizona
>Minny
that is 3-2 at best.
>yfw TB and Seattle get in over GB and Atlanta
>tfw playing the billsbros for 8th straight year
>tfw this single game will probably define the second wildcard
should be fun lads
>>63855264
> barely win
< Pic related
>>63855288
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>your team
>your projected record to end the season
>your draftfu
>your OPOTS
iggles
4-12
Laremy Tunsil
Osomatsu-san
>>63855401
>mfw have to wait for the 8PM game tomorrow to see my team play.
>>63854539
Thanks bro. It was kind of you to help break our streak. I hope you win the rest of your games
>>63855515
I like to get my game out of the way early, then go back and forth between football and video games.
Usually football during blunt breaks or food breaks.
>>63855515
1 pm games are severly underrated.
>>63855582
this teboquitehonest
>>63855617
>tfw they will flex the vikings @ packers wk 17 game to snf so i won't be able to watch it
>>63855117
Or they could not struggle at all? Though losing to Detroit and Chicago at home is far beyond mere struggling.
>>63855283
No it won't.
>>63855359
Yeah comparing this team to the 2010 team is an insult. Though the 2010 super bowl run was a fluke anyway.
top 3 players to ever play in the nfl
1.odell beckHam jr
2.marshawn lynch
3.tony romo
>>63855401
>haha we only lost by a few
>clots fans
>>63855582
especially for yuros. Hate primetime games
>>63855766
Go away, ESPN
>>63855766
this bait is weaker than tony romos clavicle, rg3s self esteem, giants defense and the iggles everything
>>63855401
>>63855582
Dude I know right. Especially when you go to them.
Tfw
>drve Saturday with your buds to hotel in charlotte.
>wake up in the morning and get bojangles tailgate special. Fgm
>get parking spot and get drunk before we go in.
>watch game with your team winning. Spend 3 hours in traffic trying to get home. Get home at 9 and go to bed exhausted and happy because you get to deliver bantz at work.
>>63855576
>video games
>>63855816
>the iggles everything
Literally what happened to their defense? I know their offense was a hot mess but their defense looked legit. Not an iggles fan just curious.
>>63856015
Can somebody edit this and put mlady for reasons. My computer ded.
>>63854079
>NE: Rob Gronkcowski injured in surfing accident, doubtful
>it's fake
hopes deleted
Can't wait for tomorrow
>>63854207
Prepare your collective anus, Buffalo
>>63856160
pretty awesome pepe tbqh
>>63856064
Tanking
Players losing hope
Why play hard when the season is done and the offense is a meme
Winning games now is only a detriment to future success there is no point in getting worse draft position
Even if they win the division somehow, they won't beat any playoff team with kelly s offense
>>63856366
That doesn't make any sense. Guys are playing for their careers and big paydays. It never benefits a player to play like shit on purpose.
Quick post casual opinions
>Losing in the Superbowl is worse than not making it at all
>>63856064
they overachieved like a motherfucker and have come crashing back down to earth over the last month
>>63856419
the bigger the stage, the bigger the loss. why do you think Lebron gets a lot of shit for >2-4?
>>63856394
Paydays usually also come with team success and being a media babby meme player and pro bowls
Players usually give most effort towards the end of their contract years to show they can play and deserve money both to their team and FA
>>63856453
It's still better to lose in the super bowl than go one and done or 7-9 and miss the play offs.
And LeBron gets shit for >2-4 because he plays on the most stacked team in the league in a shit conference so he can sleepwalk until the ECF. In other circumstances, making the finals 6 times would be very impressive
>>63856526
>he plays on the most stacked team in the league in a shit conference so he can sleepwalk until the ECF
same can be said about Brady
>>63856419
>>63856526
no it's not, losers in the super bowl get worst draft position than non playoff teams
>>63854207
it's trufax bruh
>>63856671
>complain about /nfl/ being 90% Patriots/Brady bandwagoners
>bring up Patriots/Brady at every possible opportunity
never change /sp/
>>63856672
I'd much rather get excited about a good, even if ultimately futile, play off run than draft position
>>63856765
super bowl or bust, MJ never settled for losing in the finals. Montana never settled for losing in the owl.
if you don't go to the championship to win then im sorry you aren't a GOAT.
>>63856807
MJ and Montana settled for getting BTFO in the early stages of the playoffs and happened to be fortunate enough to get good enough teams to win Chips outright instead of cracking away further each time
>>63856807
>super bowl or bust, MJ never settled for losing in the finals. Montana never settled for losing in the owl.
But they did settle for getting BTFO in the 1st round.
>>63856877
so?
brady's got out played by mark fucking sanchez in a one and done during his "mvp" season
>>63856908
Mark Sanchez played on that elite Jets defense?
>>63856922
it was nothing compared to the giants defenses Montana had to deal with
>>63856950
Which Montana lost by 6 scores to on one occasion despite being the GOAT supposedly
>>63856908
Alright, let's say Jordan somehow manages to beat the Pistons in 89/90 but just happens to lose in the finals. How would that make him a worse player?
>>63857004
exactly, the 1986 giants were one of the greatest teams of all time where as the 2010 jest were full of literally who's helmed by the butt fumbler
>>63857013
Or that Brady loses to the Chorgers in 2007 instead, making him better
>>63854559
My body is ready
>>63856671
>same can be said about Brady
The AFC has been better than the NFC over the last 15 years though.
>>63856419
It only works out in certain situations.
>Build a team and progressively get better, but lose the SB but the let down takes the heart out of your players and you get emotionally keked as the opponent celebrates in front of you. Your window closes, and the team thinks "we can't get much better, how are we going to do it again".
>If you lose the CCG then you at least have a perception that you need to improve and still can.
It all depends on a team's climate and how much of a window they have, and how much the loss saps them. Most of the time, I'd rather lose the SB, but if conditions are right then it is reasonable to feel worse about making it.
Post yfw one day a season will start that neither Peyton, Brady, Brees, Rivers, Romo, Ben, nor Eli will play a snap.
>>63857004
Name ONE MVP past or present that hasn't been BTFO at least once
>>63857343
Charles Woodson
>>63857449
well memed my friend
OFFICAL GAMETIME DRINK RANKINGS 2.0
1.Beer
2.Liquor
3.Gatorade
COMFY GAP
4.COCOA/HOT CHOCOLATE
5.Coffee
6.Sweet Tea
THIRSTY GAP
7.Water
8.Soda
9.Milk
10.Vitamin Water
SHIT TASTE GAP
91.MOUNTAIN DEW
9001.LITE BEER
9000001.MINT TEA
9000000001.MOUNTAIN DEW
900000000000001.ANY RED SODA
>>63857343
Cam Newton
>>63857343
I can't think of a time Brady got BTFO in a game that mattered (Fuck off Chefs shitposters) aside from arguably the Ravens game which didn't even have that ugly of a score
>>63857552
Surprisingly accurate. Move water up too 4 milk up to 6 and its perfect.
>>63857449
>Wide open path to a 6th round pick backup QB in a playoff game
>Can't even strip the ball despite coming up behind him
>His failure directly leads to the eventual 3 Super Bowls in 4 years.
>>63857552
who the fuck drinks gatorade during cold season?
who the fuck drinks vitamin water at all?
>>63857569
b8
unless this is "technically correct" kind of BTFO in which 2005 AFC championship
>>63857552
>implying drinking lemonade after mowing the lawn and making a sandwich before the first snap of Week 1 Sunday action isn't the comfiest.
>>63857693
*divisional, my bad
>having jake plummer double your score
>>63857716
>mowing the lawn
ok hank
does anyone even still do this?
lawns are over rated and gay, I just have mess of plants for a yard like nature intended
>>63857343
What are the conditions if it's a RB MVP to be BTFO. I'm checking game logs and it seems to me a RB getting BTFO is a game with under 50 total yards, no TDs, and a loss. Sound fair?
>>63857693
>2005 AFC Championship
>Pats 41 - Steelers 27
Which game are you trying to call back to senpai?
>>63857872
He's thinking of the next year. The 2005 season but the 06 playoffs. Broncos > Pats
>>63857817
Fair enough, prove me wrong iggles fag
For yards it seems like under the average for the league that season would be considered BTFO.
>>63857552
>red soda
What is this real. I've never seen red soda.
>>63857933
I should have refreshed before posting. Yeah that fucking game. Brady was throwing some mean dragons too.
![tumblr_m68indH4Ml1qgha61o1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/obhqnoj.jpg "tumblr m68indH4Ml1qgha61o1 500[1]")
>>63858005
they exist
>>63856425
>56
But when the Bradford it looked close. Ever since Sanchez came in they have been blown out 90-31
>>63858074
>But when the Bradford
>Things were going well for the eagles, but when the Bradford
>all hope was lost
>>63858071
the hell kind of flavor is this stuff anyways?
>>63858160
it says it right on the bottle there
metsämansikka = smultron = wild/wood strawberry
it's good
>>63856453
>>63856526
also
>not 1, not 2, not 3....
>>63858005
Mountain Dew Code Red, Cheerwine, Cherry 7up, Strawberry Fanta, etc.
>>63858252
Fruitopia, red cream soda, crush, most generic sodas, and watermelon soda
>>63857449
Super bowl 37
>>63857817
faulk was shut down rushing wise in the playoffs loss in 2000 but he put up 99 and a TD receiving wise
thurman thomas put up 40 total yards in the super bowl the year he won MVP
AP, LT, alexander and TD put up good numbers in their playoff games, and barry was decent
emmitt won the super bowl mvp the year he won his MVP
marcus allen did well in his playoff loss in 1985
earl campbell was held to 26 total yards in the conference championship loss his MVP year, while payton was the only thing going for his team in 1977 when the bears got destroyed by the cowboys
OJ didn't even make the playoffs his year (lel)
larry brown wasn't been the reason the skins lost the 72 super bowl
jim brown was merely human his 1965 MVP year in a first round playoff exit, but jim taylor and paul hornung won consecutive MVPs and consecutive championships for green bay
brown was better in 1957, but did absolutely nothing in 58, and both were losses
Which starting QB this season is the biggest literal who
>Update: Latest models now show up to 10.5 inches of snow for tomorrows Patriots @ Broncos game
Is the new madden servicable on the 360?
*fart*
Safety
>>63858370
Landon Jones. No one knows 3rd stringers.
>>63858438
is this the hot new meme?
>>63858370
Probably tyrod. All the rest have started at some point before or were well known prospects
Anyone have that graph people were rating teams by offense and defense at the start of the year?
>>63858589
He's played really well though.
>>63858414
It's party time baby
>>63857569
Ravens twice, both times in NE
>>63857569
2007 and 2011 owls
>>63857552
I'd put coffee a bit higher To be honest but that's maybe because first set of games are still on in the morning for westcoast folks.
>>63858864
They cheated both times too
>muh revis
>>63858899
Really BTFO, not 4chan meme BTFO
>>63858987
Ok, when Pollard broke his Knee
Or that time he lost to the jest in 2010
>>63858005
>>red soda
>What is this real. I've never seen red soda.
It's correctly called "red pop".
>>63858965
That has more to do with the fact they haven't faced a good team and the playoffs haven't started yet. Also, those stats are inflated considering they've played the AFC South (jags, toxins, clots, titans) and NFC East (romo-less cowboys, racist, iggles, eli). Also Butler is good enough.
It's amazing how desperate /sp/ is to see the Pats lose.
Pats fans: what team will you move to when the Pats fade into irrelevancy.
>>63859178
Well it's not like they can play themselves.
They're going up against an 8-2 team tomorrow on the road. If they win then I expect you to shut the fuck up.
>>63858965
>play the AFC south and NFC east on the same year
>surprised when their defense looks elite
>>63859183
Panthers :^)
>>63859178
This. All those teams suck. They're only tough opponent so far was Pittsburgh. Anything can happen against Denver, which is why I'm so hyped for a good game.
>>63859256
The Broncos offense has bess less than average this year.
>>63858134
Dude I know they were shit with Bradford but that was offense. How did the defense collapse right around his injury?
They held the dolphins to 20 but the bucs and lions scored 90 points combined.
>>63859321
Oh, please. Fuck off.
Literally nothing would make you happy. I'm over this "schedule" shit. It's clear that you're only trying to use it to advance your agenda of bashing the Patriots.
Face the facts. They are what their record says they are, and their record says they are undefeated. BITCH!
>>63854174
>mfw Andy Reid has a .500 record on KC
>>63858271
>watermelon soda
I know they are accommodating niggers but this is silly.
>all this red sodas
Holy shit when did tho pop up. I don't drink soda anymore because it causes acid reflux.
>>63859419
No one is saying the Pats aren't great. All im saying is their D is nowhere near as good as last year.Those stats do not speak the truth. Don't pretend their schedule is a fucking cakewalk this year. The only two teams with a record over .500 they have to play this year are the Steelers and Broncos. The Cardinals, Bengals, and Steelers have hard schedules. Panthers are cruising too.
>using "muh strength of schedule" when there are only 3 good teams in the entire league
>>63859274
You're not welcome go stay with the seatrannies where you belong.
>>63859599
isn't* a
>wake up
>oh right, Michigan plays Ohio state today, might as well see how harbs did
>tfw he got 42-13d again, this time by Urban Meyer
so much for having any hope today
>>63859718
So does this mean Ohio State is elite? Will ppl still call them a meme team?
>>63859599
Patriots defense is better at every position except for corner compared to 2014
Can Jim Harbaugh just coach the Colts already
When is he coming back?
>>63859952
>lose to MSU starting their backup
>elite
playoff will be bama, clemson, iowa, and either OU, notre dame, or MSU
>>63859952
>elite
>>63855205
Cry more tbph.
>Fowler
>>63860087
>dat passing Stat line
Lel
>>63858965
they got one of the easiest post super bowl winning schedule ever
>>63859419
wahh please say my team is good
Be more insecure bitch
>>63860254
Well to be fair they are playing the afc east
>>63860356
And the NFCE and AFCS
>>63860402
Name one division that isn't shit this year.
Hint: You can't, because the AFCE is the best division in football.
>>63860254
>>63860356
>>63860402
Does no one else think that theres a correlation between the NFCE and AFCS sucking and the fact they have to play the AFCE this year? As if maybe they suck BECAUSE they have to face the AFCE?
ITT ridiculous claims about your team that could realistically happen
>Matt Shaub will throw 5 picks against the Browns tomorrow
>>63860356
>before the season
>>OH MAN THE AFCE SO GOOD DOLPHINS GON WIN DIVISION JEST GOIN 10-6 BILLS GOING TO THE OWL
>now
>PFFFT THE AFCE SUCKS OF COURSE THE PATRIOTS WILL GET 6 FREE WINS
>>63860917
the 49ers score 2 TDs
not saying they'll win though
>>63860846
>pats fags will say ANYTHING to make their team sound good
>even calling the Lolphins and Jests good teams
>>63860846
>the NFCE got swept by fucking atlanta
they're just bad
also eagles are 1-1, cowboys are 1-1, giants are 1-1, and redskins are 0-2
so the NFCE is overall 3-5 against the NFCE
>>63861044
Take away the division games and the Bills are 2-3, the Jets are 3-2, and the Dolphins are 4-2
>MFW Brady loses tomorrow night
>>63860917
We will make the playoffs after AP gets arrested for domestic abuse and Rawdjas continues to implode
>Burr down
>there is a possibility Brock gets hurt tomorrow
Please god no
>>63861259
It's habbening.
>>63861259
Peypey will be ready to go.
>>63861135
Atlanta is still a good fucking team despite some bad losses you pleb
>>63861377
>despite some bad losses
THEY LOST TO BLAINE GABBERT
>>63861377
>one of the easiest schedules in the league
>beat up on garbage teams and get to 5-0
>lose 3 of 4 including losses to a blaine gabbert-led offense, a matt hasselbeck-led offense, and a rookie QB on a team that went 2-14 last year
they are also literally winless in their division
they're a mediocre team who looked better than they were because of that soft opening schedule
>>63861377
They lost to the biggest QB bust since jamarcus Russell and a 40 year old QB. They are losing to the Vikings.
>>63861339
Don't you mean, Peypey will be ready to throw INT?
We're about 2/3 of the way through the season. Here's the NFC division and wild card implications this week:
DET avoided division elimination with a win. GB loss helps them as well. They are also 2.5 back for the WC with 5 games left, they're in the danger zone.
NO has been eliminated from the NFCS, 2 GB from the WC.
TB needs a win to avoid NFCS elimination, still 1 GB for WC.
SF is eliminated from the NFCW with a loss or tie. They are 3 GB from the WC.
No one in the NFCE risks elimiation, but the Cowboys will be either 2 or 3 GB after the NYG/WAS game tomorrow.
>>63856526
>most stacked team in the league
nigga you dumb
Cavs are incredibly injured
Does Brady even have a weakness at the moment?
In the prior years his deep ball wasn't very accurate and it is known that collapsing the pocket (especially from the inside) was the key to killing Brady.
This season however his deep ball is actually pretty good and his ability to roll outside an extend the play has been very effective. I don't think he has any weakness directly tied to him.
>>63862541
Too bad the rest of his team is ded.
>>63862541
>and it is known that collapsing the pocket (especially from the inside) was the key to killing Brady.
i hate when people say this. that is the key to killing any great pocket passer.
>>63862202
>SF is eliminated from the NFCW with a loss or tie.
>tomorrow's game is against carson palmer
good thing i gave up on the season long ago ;_;
>>63862702
if the ENTIRE pocket collapses on you then yes everyone is fucked
but if the pressure comes from the interior Brady wouldn't really roll out until like this season
Who's gonna win the NFC North? Vikings or Packers?
I'm truly curious to see if the Vikings can pull off wins against the Falcons and Seahawks. If they can manage that it'll definitely go to them.
>>63862541
It was less the ability to collapse the pocket from the inside and more the ability to get significant pressure without blitzing.
It's what the bills did last week which is why he played worse (that and the lolnowrs)
And the AFC:
CLE will be eliminate with a loss/tie or a CIN win/tie.
BAL will be eliminate with 1) Loss + CIN win/tie or 2) Tie + CIN win. They are 2 GB for the WC with 6 games left.
No AFCS team can be eliminated from the divison, but the Titans are 3 GB for the division and WC.
SD can be eliminated from the AFCW with a loss/tie or DEN win/tie. They are 3 GB for the WC.
MIA is eliminated from the division, 1 GB the WC.
BUF is eliminated from the division with a loss, a BUF tie + NE tie, or a NE win. They are tied for the WC but do not currentlly have the tiebreaker with KC. They do currently have the tiebreaker over NYJ and HOU.
NYJ are eliminated from the division with a loss or if NYJ and NE both tie this week. They are tied for the WC but do not currently have the tie breaker over either KC, BUF, or HOU, but do have it over IND if they lose their division lead.
>>63855205
no excuses... you guys just shit the bed this year.
>>63863414
> if the Colts lose the division lead
Bye Jets
>>63863535
Tied record with the Texans, anything can happen.
>>63862541
I can see it now
>delayed saftey blitz
>tj ward comes thr I ugh the lime untouched
>Brady tries to roll away
>ward misses hitting Brady in the body
>destroys Brady's knees/ankles
God I can't wait it will be glorious
>>63863924
>we've already seen the last Brady vs Manning and are given the first Brock vs Garrop rock and wallop.
This could be an NFL history cornerstone.
>>63863924
>implying GOATS (Brady,Federer,Nadal,MESSIMESSI etc.)
cortisone dose will wear off mid-game
I really miss NFL Playbook from NFLN
I miss all that comfy X's and O's talk
>6'8" inexperienced qb in heavy snow
>tim brobly in snow
even with ne carved out receivers and denvers stronk D it should be an obvious win for the pats
>>63864268
>cold weather Tommy Terrific
If only it werent in Denver, literally he is terrible there, itll offset his cold weather stats buffs
What's the difference between a pro job and a blow job?
Tebow can't get either, but he only wants one.
>>63864353
>tfw brock turns out to be a frost giant
could very well get a huge weather and altitude boost
22/31, 321 yards, 3 TDs and 1 int
I have seen the future
>>63864510
At least give credit to whatever facebook friend of yours you stole that shitty joke from
>>63864510
That's incorrect though
Tebow can get a blow job but not a pro job, but he wants a pro job but not a blow job
>Dola out
>Edelman out
>Gronk out probably
What the fuck is gonna happen guys
>>63864611
Bill always, uh... finds a way.
>>63864611
Tim Brody will catch his own passes and be the leading rusher.
>>63864611
Michael Williams out too (bad thing from a blocking TE/OL standpoint)
And Jamie still dead
Chandler, Lafell, and Martin need to stand the fuck up and prove their worth, Chandler fucking especially, what a miserable disappointment hes been
>>63864582
>implying I don't make my own jokes.
I've got a really fucking good NFL one too. What is your favorite team and most hated team?
No matter how injured our offense is, I really like our chances of pulling out the W in Denver if it's a snow game.
>>63864611
>gronk out
holy shit I didnt hear this
its gonna be a slaughter
>>63864716
Ravens and Steelers
>>63864611
>Gronk out
Where the fuck did you hear this dumbass shit>>63864656
>>63864729
>>63864762
>>63864656
>>63864611
Gronk is not out, retards. Gronk is fine.
>>63854144
I actually feel bad for her though
How many years does Romo have left?
>>63864739
An Eagles Fan, a Ravens fan, and a Steelers fan are all leaving the bar and come across a dead body. Poor guy must have been robbed too, all of his clothes were stolen. They call the police and wait around. A crowd starts to form so the three fans decide to cover up the body.
The Eagles fan takes off his hat and covers the man's face to protect his identity. The Ravens fan take off his hat and covers the stab wound to hide the gore. The Steelers fan takes off his hat and covers the man's genitals for public decency.
The police get there and start taking notes of the crime scene. One cop checks out the body, lifts the Eagles hat, sees the face, and writes down some notes. Then he lifts the Ravens hat, sees the wound, and writes down some notes. Then he lifts the Steelers hat, sees the crotch, lowers the hat, and doubles and triples checks before writing down his notes.
Well you know how Steelers fans get. He was getting indignant and kept asking the cop why he's fucking around with his hat so many times. The cop says "Well I was just making sure of what I saw. Usually when a I see a Steelers hat, underneath it's an asshole."
>Collins ruled out
FUCK
At least he is fine now, and practicing.
>>63864865
Next year is his last chance. The Cowboys will draft his replacement this year and groom him and if Romo gets injured again or is shit they'll have a new starter in 2017
>tfw all the WRs are ded so Gronk will be needed more as a receiver
>tfw OL is ded and facing league's best rush so Gronk will be needed more as a blocker
C-can >we have t-two Gronks for this one?
>>63864865
2 or 3 tbqfhwymf
Also
>Snowbowl
So, will this be another year without Snow Bowls?
>>63864918
Time to pick up Chandler if he's available in your league.
>>63864874
That was awful
Kill yourself
>>63864918
>Michael Williams, our blocking TE, officially ruled out
>practice squader Asante Cleveland is his replacement
Wew lad
>>63865008
Too bad everyone I tell it to in person loves it. You know what's awful. Typing jokes over a fucking image board instead of a good presentation of it.
>>63854010
the amount of homoeroticism amongst chief fans is astounding. Has anyone done any surveys as to why Chiefs exhibit faggot behavior more than any other fanbase in the NFL?
>live in Denver
>tfw
Gonna get HELLA comfy boys, you have no fucking idea. Hope the Broncos win, but if not I'm gonna do the comfiest snow shoveling and then play some vidya.
>>63865101
I dont give a fuck what your faggy friends on facebook think, it was an awful joke and you should kill yourself
>>63865153
>implying the gayest fanbase isn't the Patriots by far
Pats fans constantly slobber all over Brady's cock and talk about how handsome he is and shit fuck that
So even if the Jaguars don't make it this year, they're pretty much a lock for the playoffs next year right?
>>63865192
>implying Brady isnt a male godly adonis
>implying you wouldnt fall to your knees with you mouth open if he asked
Look at this fucking homosexual faggot
>>63865225
Yes, the Jags won't let you down.
>>63865192
He is handsome though
>>63865181
>this much of a faggy edgelord over a joke
>>>/asp/
>>63865225
>The Jaguars are on pace to have the youngest 1,000 yard receiving duo in NFL history
Are we done acting like the Cowboys aren't a Raiders/Bills-tier franchise at this point?
Like what have they fucking done since the 90s?
>Parents are Panther fans
>Born during first ever season
>Literally a Panther fan from birth
>Never got any shit for supporting my team until now
Cücks stay mad at success I guess
>>63854079
>>63865439
>we
The only ones who think the Cowshits are still relevant are the delusional as fuck Cowshit "fans"
>>63865181
I'm gonna pass on that. I don't project my own latent homosexual fears, insecurities, and guilt over the internet, faggot.
;-) Feel free to steal that joke. If you tell it well, it's pretty popular.
>>63865461
Now you know how we feel.
>>63865439
>>63865511
2nd post is dead-on, but ESPN acts like they are a decent team because of how big the market is so you're always hearing about how they're "going to turn it around" or "things just aren't clicking" rather than "this owner sucks and the coach sucks"
>>63865461
>Born during 1995 season
>Didn't kek his parents and become a Jags fan
You don't deserve one of my rare pepes
>>63863271
Bears. Wait for it.
>>63865524
Best of luck with the rest of the season, Pastbros. Hoping the kitties get the chance to avenge 2003 this time around. You won't be getting gift-wrapped field position from Kasay this time around
>>63865595
I like the Jags desu (hoping you win the AFCS), but growing up with the GOAT manlet Steve Smith made me stay with the superior cats, even during the Clausen dark ages.
>>63855115
>white
>named Lynch
Trailertrash desu
>>63855582
Is that you Andy?
>>63855115
>Implying the Browns won't make the reach of the century and pick him #1 overall
WHO DAT SAID DEY GONE BEAT THE RAVENS
>>63865825
WHO DAT
WHO DEY
HOW DA FUCK U LOSE TO THE RAVENS
Haven't been paying much attention to college ball. Is this gonna be a good draft?
>>63865964
For everything except qbs
But ESPN is going to hype the shit out of the mediocre qbs for 3 months
>>63865964
All the QBs are getting drafted mid draft
>>63865825
>3-7
has JFFM shown his pathetic self lately? this season must be painful for him
>>63866003
>>63866028
Who even ARE the QB's? I haven't seen any footage of Goff or Lynch, and Cook doesn't look very special from what I've seen.
>>63866037
JFFM posts rarely as the Ravens shitposting coordinator
>>63866071
Theres shitposting coordinators now?
>>63866069
Ive never followed college football so I wouldn't know
Cardale Jones comes up quite a bit
>>63866105
He is our General Manager as well.
Watch out Buffalo, we're coming for you
Yay, I get to watch >my Chargers lose to the Jags tomorrow morning.
Fuckin' McCoy.
>>63866106
Cardale Jones got hyped last year because he came out of nowhere to lead Ohio State to the national championship and he looked good doing it. This year he was shit and got benched so he'll be lucky to be a mid-round pick
>>63863414
Titans are still technically in the playoff hunt.
>So youre saying there's a chance.
>>63865825
>being a manlet
>2015
When will you learn?
>>63860058
Iowa and MSU will play in the B1G Championship game, so that would probably thrust the winner in the playoffs.
>>63866227
I've learned quite a bit
>>63866168
if chiefs win tomorrow it will even the 8 season straight series 4-4
>>63866258
not enough apparently if you think you have the right to discuss football on here with normal-heighted people
You will ALWAYS be inferior genetically and nobody will take you seriously you little shit
>>63866367
Your mother took me seriously along with the dick I gave her last night
>>63866220
They need to beat OAK, JAC, @NYJ, @NE, HOU, and @IND. Also, the Colts and Texans need to go 2-4 or worse and the Jaguars need to go 3-3 or worse.
>>63854079
how bout one thats actually rare and of quality
>Patriots play buncos tomorrow
>patriots have lost
>their #1 WR
>their #2 WR
>their #1 HB
>Their #1 LT
>their #1 LG
>their #1 RG
>their #1 FB
>supposed to be playing the best defense in the NFL
If Patriots win they should just get the owl and Brady should be named MVP on the spot desu.
>One spark of resurgence
>"OH MY GOD THE RAIDERS ARE SOARING, THEY ARE COMING BACK"
>Been complete shit since
The Stoolers game to me was our luck personified. Just think about it:
>Carr playing his ass off
>Even the defense is doing decent
>Taiwan Jones and Latavius Murray are for some reason cursed and kicked into total retardation to literally hand the game away
>>63866427
Don't forget they lost gronk too
>>63866444
Gotta start somewhere, fren. The 6/7 wins you're on pace for is gonna be your best since when Tebow was last a starter.
>>63866463
>lying on the internet
>>63866400
dubs confirmed
>yfw the 49ers trade kaep to cowgirls
>naners pick up our Lord and savior Tim Tebow
Will it finally be Tebow time in year of our lorde 2016 AD?
>>63866427
>all this
>peypey retired
>osweilers only other snap against the patriots is when he botched a FG hold to lose the game
>10+ inches of snow expected
going to be a good game, Patriots SHOULD lose, but Brady can do anything TH
>>63866398
kek look at this manlet trying to compensate for his lack of height by throwing out insults
The only insulting thing here is the fact that someone of such short stature thinks that they deserve to live among normal humans. You and your ilk should be forcefully terminated with the other undesirables
>>63866531
>Tebow starting in the fag capital of America
Please let this happen.
>>63858589
Casual detected. Tyrod was a great college QB and Rex Ryan tried to trade for him multiple times when he was in Jew York but Ozzie Newsome told him to fuck off.
>>63866555
Dude nice dub trips btw
I'm 8 foot 11 what are you talking about family
>>63866555
6'3 here. There's literally nothing wrong with manlets. Everybody should have a manlet friend to use as an armrest.
OFFICIAL HOME UNIFORM RANKINGS:
>Elder god tier:
Raiders
>God tier:
Steelers
Giants
Vikings
Redskins
Chargers
>Good tier
Broncos
Bengals
Bills
Jets
Panthers
Bears
Falcons
Saints
>Decent tier
Cowboys
Patriots
Packers
Colts
Cardinals
Lions
Dolphins
Ravens
>Shit tier
49ers
Eagles
Texans
Browns
Rams
Chiefs
Titans
>What the fuck were they thinking tier
Jags
Bucs
>Vomit tier
Seahawks
>>63866629
6'8" here, be my armrest
>mfw everyone is using my Brock Lobster nickname for Brock Osweiler
>mfw a bunch of you fell for my "Gronk injured in a surfing accident" in the OP ruse
>mfw Matt Schaub beats Pittsburgh to knock them out of a playoff spot
>>63866661
someone get this hothead outta here
>>63866736
Please knock the Stoolers out of the playoffs, still can't believe my Raiders found a way to blow that fucking game. Fuck the Stoolers.
>>63866736
No one fell for it. It was dumb and you spelled Gronkowski wrong.
>>63866761
Steelers aren't even the Ravens biggest rival anymore, Ravens have been beating their ass so much lately they're degraded to Browns status.
>>63866790
Shut the fuck up, you don't even watch football and your entire existence is a meme. also who the fuck cares if I spelled some pollack's name wrong?
What's it like watching your team win a Super Bowl?
Packers are so fucking shit.
This mid thread reminder is brought to you by Chevy.
>>63866736
Very proud of you family, every win for a ravens trip gets us closer to a win every week
>>63866837
Ask me again in February
>>63854036
Shit, I'm driving back home to Denver from thanksgiving Sunday. That drives gonna suck
>>63866848
Now we just need to give Notre Dame our energy, they can pull it off and win the NCAA title.
>>63866834
>that mad no one cares
You tried, that's what counts.
And do you really think there's an Eagles fan that doesn't watch football? Jeez.
>>63866904
Just like Peyton's opening drive in SB 48 m8
http://nesn.com/2015/11/report-olivia-culpo-dumped-tim-tebow-because-he-wont-have-sex-with-her-photos/
>>63866837
It's pretty fucking magical senpai, especially if you are a real fan and it's your hometown team. Any faggot can pick a team, but to be born in it, molded by it, it's pretty special
>>63866919
You don't, you were shitposting during that Giants/Pats game a week or two ago and it was obvious you weren't even watching faggot, you even said you weren't watching
>>63866838
>Chevy
>not gmc
because shit posting isn't just shit posting
It's an art
And everybody recognizes artistry in every culture
That's why the Sierra 1500 is recognized globally
>Rembrandt
Post yfw the Jags win tomorrow
Over under 3 picks for Matt Schaub on Monday?
>>63859599
>meanwhile
>barely beat the gnats in the regular season
>Coughlin on the hot seat in NY
>gnats looking like they'll barely stumble into the playoffs
You know what's coming.
>landry and matthews questionable
15 total yards of offense, here we come
>>63867204
Ajayi is playing great right now
>>63866980
Do they teach people to read in Baltipoor? You can't spell Gronkowski and you couldn't see me saying I was going back and forth with the game while I was at work. There's a tv in the lobby, not my office.
>tfw season ends tomorrow
m-maybe next year
Thank you based Brett for helping us Vikings in the afterlife.
>>63866660
>good tier
broncos
bengals
panthers
falcons
>>63855359
If that Patriots game is the one I'm thinking of, the Patriots made Matt Flynn look like a god. It's probably the only reason that hack has lasted as long as he has in the NFL. I don't think Rodgers would have made a difference tbqhwyf
>>63866660
>raiders highest
spotted the mexican
>>63867482
>>63867463
You may only reply to the same post once
>>63866660
pat throwback would be elder god
>>63853987
>implying you have a better record or team.
Would Bane be a good DL or LB?
>>63867577
Was he born in the darkness?
>>63858271
Fruitopia is not a soda, you tard.
>nobody has mentioned Big Red yet
GOAT disgusting soda
no, stiff and undersized. FB is his only position.
>>63867629
Darkness State, he was molded by the great Dick LeBeau
>>63859158
>fag yo
>>63867656
your mom molded my dick with her mouth
So pats are going to lose then
>>63867699
Your mom crashed my dick with no survivors
>>63867577
>>63867656
Too undersized to be a DL, would be a great receiving TE or a strong FB
And with the #3 pick of the NFL Draft, The Gotham City Outlaws select : Bane, Darkness State
>>63867787
>Darkness State
So Baltimore?
>>63867916
>Cück
>>63867977
Cúck
/x/ has figured out the keys to the universe, it's not Brady.
Daily reminder, whoever you are.
>>63868087
It doesn't matter who Brady is
All that matters is our plan
JUST
>>63867787
>giving New York another pass rusher
>>63868337
Kiss me, beneath the milky twilight
>>63868358
Let the games begin
Dolphins
>>63868136
I'd kill to see this happen.
>Tfw Brady was shit talking Manning in leaked emails
>Tfw the bag guy won
The only justice is Brock being the next Brady. What are the odds. Remember Brady vs Peyton 1?
>>63868136
The Bucs beating the Panthers would be hilarious and awesome.
>>63868571
>Brady's first career start was a blow out win vs Manning and the Colts
It was destiny
Is there a more delusional fanbase than the Broncos?
Their backup scrub wins one game against a shit team and suddenly he's the next Brady. Are you people for real right now?
>>63854144
Is anybody believe that Romo's career is over?
Old man Tony can't even get knocked down without breaking a bone anymore.
>>63868851
nope
fucking smeth would win the owl if he was QB on the broncos right now. manning was nearly the worst QB in the league and the broncos still went fucking 7-0
>>63868851
Funny thing is if the Patriots lose to Denver it's not like their season is over.
Shit it isn't even a divisional game but the hate for Brady is oozing out of people's eyeballs.
Pats games have turned into a screaming tardfest and it is glorious.
>>63869110
>>63869038
I wonder what they're all gonna do when the Pats pull out the W.
>tfw you hate the Pats but you need them to keep winning so the Cam/Panthers hype doesn't explode into ridiculous levels of meme
>>63853987
Failcons will NEVER win a playoff game
That faggot lake has CURSED them for the next 50 years
>>63866660
>Chiefs
>shit
Fucking nigger/ mexican
white>silver
red>black
Chiefs>Raiders
>>63869232
The Patriots basically aren't even trying to win this game. The Panthers will almost surely go 19-0, so the memeing will end this weekend.
>>63869232
this is where I am right now
>>63869226
Not a Pats fan but on one hand I want them to lose to Denver so everyone gets delusional and thinks they aren't winning the Owl. Just so the Owl win and Brady MVP makes everyone puke out their dicks with anger.
BUTT
On the other hand, if they win and stay Undefeated, that would make some great bantz and possible 18-1 again which would be great.
OR
Pats go Undefeated, cruise through the weakass AFC and win the Owl only to go down as the GOAT which will make everyone including Goodell will jump out a window.
OR
The Pats lose in the playoffs and/or AFC championship and the shitposting would be seen from outer space.
Anyway you slice it, it's gonna be fun.
>>63869452
I really think that, if Carolina goes 16-0, they will go one-and-done in the playoffs. Imagine the shitposting then.
Obviously, it might be more shitposting if it happened to the Pats, but as a Pats fan I prefer to think of the Panthers doing it instead.
>mfw the chiefs squeeze into the playoffs, beat Patriots in AFC Championship, blowout Panthers in superbowl
>>63869496
>And then you wake up.
>>63869232
Who cares?
Would be memelarious if Cam and the Panthers go undefeated only to lose to 'The Man'
Imagine the insane ranting butttears that would come from black folks. Half the blacks in the south would turn inside out with racial rage and ridiculous bullshit.
>>63869529
Chiefs are gonna shock the nation
>>63869665
Chefs should get Kaepernig and run a dual QB offense
Why you ask?
Just because
>>63869495
one-and-done to who though?
>>63869876
Giants
>>63869665
They're going to somehow keep Alex Smith from throwing over 9000 picks?
>>63869253
my fucking nigga
>>63869900
Nice meme
>>63869930
smeth is a few games away from breaking brady's no int in consecutive pass attempts record
Remember when 2009's Owl was so predictable with the Colts going 14 games unbeaten before WHY and the Saints being unbeaten for 13 games before Godhand. Everybody said Colts vs Saints.
Well Pats vs Pants is obvious as fuck.
>>63869665
They'll only shock the Chefs "Nation" as they shit the bed yet again
>inb4 Chefs/Pats game from last season and Brady ACL tear
Why is no one talking about the Cardinals? They look like serious contenders. Most complete team IMO
>>63869930
More like keep PeyPey from being the worst AFCW qb
>>63870117
And, unlike Peyton, Brady will actually get the job done.
Win ring #5 and expose Peyton as the truly inferior QB once and for all.
>Heisman
>National Champion
>Beloved in a small city who praises him like god
>#1 Overall Pick
>Rookie of the Year
>Perfect smile and nice looking with a huge duck
>Perfect season to match his body
>MVP
>Superb Owl Winner and MVP
>Beloved in two more states and praised as god for eternity again.
This is perfection
Who have the Panthers even beaten?
>>63870217
>expose Peyton as the truly inferior QB once and for all.
I feel he already did it last season famalam
>shat on Clots
>dat 4th quarter against the Clucks
>>63870200
CHIEFS BTFO
>>63870328
The Packers
>The 3 main players in the 4th and 26 play are all currently in jail at the moment
>>63870318
>Cam goes 19-0, wins owl and MVP
>his protege/best friend Deshaun Watson goes undefeated and wins the championship with Clemson
>UNC and Duke make it to the Final Four again
are you even trying, other states?
>>63870328
Every team that they've played.
>>63864874
I chuckled
>>63870434
mcnabb, mitchell, and sharper?
>>63870553
Yeah lol
>>63870513
Exactly, Who would have predicted when the schedule was made that all these "good" teams would be c.ucked
>>63870455
>Play shit-tier babby teams all season
>muh undefeated
I can't wait until the Panthers get their shit pushed in by NYG
>>63870684
what teams are good teams in your opinion
>>63870434
Explain?
>>63870734
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4th_and_26
McNabb (drunk) threw to Mitchell (tax fraud), who was defended by Sharper (serial rapist)
>>63870729
the Pats
someone make the broncos/patriots pregame/gamethread
>>63870684
>Texans
>Bucs
>Xehawks
>Clots
>Puckers
Friendly reminder that unless your team is the Patriots, said team does not have more than 5 wins over .500 or better teams.
>>63868851
They aren't delusional, they are pure casual homers though.
But seriously, why are you so full of shit? Jimmy the Wop has been praised and inflated exponentially more times than Brock Osweiler was even mentioned, and because of ONE PIE IN THE SKY "IF" post, a single one, you get triggered and berate an entire fanbase?
Why are Patriots fags such insecure, narcissistic douchebags, that they have to literally usurp every NFL general thread on /sp/, and then shit over any other fanbase?
I'm not even a Patriots hater, BB is legitimately the greatest coach currently in the NFL, and Brady, while somewhat a "system baby", is reliable, experienced, and skilled (the most skilled QB this year by far). (For teams I generally hate, Clots and Ratbirds for me, mainly because they bitch and moan whenever they get BTFO by the NE, and started that deflategate nonsense). But seriously, Pats fans are insufferable and narcissistic.
>>63870907
Is that who I think it is?
>>63871228
>>63871203
how many attempts is that without success?
at least 10
>>63871231
>>63871242
delete this
>>63871231
AP really let his forehead go
>>63857054
Ready for another 18-1 I hope.
>>63871035
Don't you bring GorropaGOAT into this, you son of a bitch.
GO LIONS!!!!!
>>63853868
Check these dubs
Bucs will win this Sunday, beat the Falcons the week after, and make the playoffs.
>>63871242
Mammario being BLACKED
>>63871372
the literal definition of butterface
>>63871431
Fug
>>63871364
We're gonna go 11-5, whether the Panthers rest starters or not.
>>63871361
No, check these
>likelihood of snow in denver for the patriots-broncos game
wuh-oh
Chip Kelly's Blue Balls is a master joke writer
All hail CKBB
Comedy master
Tell us more, please
>>63871507
>dat winning percentage
>>63871548
The eagles are a bigger joke
Future GOAT.
>>63871592
Goes without saying
How does a team get BTFO by the fucking Lions
>>63871645
Well, seeing as how my beloved raiders lost, I'll say, terribad defense
>>63870455
>Panthers go undefeated
>Aaron Rodgers and Packers defeated in NFCCG
>Bandwagonerfags and ghetto blacks go apeshit
>Hype and Memestorm outta control
>Lose Owl to Brady and BB
>Blame whitey and da man for having racist rules
>Goodell too embarrassed to hand the Lombardi over to Brady
>Entire south erupts in riots
>NFL 'Fans' demand all refs be persons of color and/or women from then on
>Privileges must be checked
>Goodell folds like a cheap lawn chair
>Cam Newton given MVP for being meme
>Shitposting overloads and destroys the interwebs
>Everybody forced to use dial-up
>World descends into chaos
>People eating each other and pets just to survive
>Trump uses his fortune to set up stronghold in Foxboro
>Hires Snake Plissken to find and return MVP trophy to it's rightful owner
>Makes Cam and Brady play a game of 1 vs 1 basketball to decide true champion
>Aired on only TV channel left after the Apocalypse
>Wake up
>Realize it was all a dream
>yfw you read the first letter of every sentence
>>63871645
>a team that has lost to both the browns and the 49ers
lol
>>63871690
Fair enough, but the Ravens haven't been blown out by anyone, even good teams
Ravens > Eagles
>>63871640
Future? More like right NOW my nigga. We gonna go 7-0 on all these mothafuckas.
>>63871372
>Bruce Jenner face
>>63871715
Inb4 7-1
>>63871707
>losses don't count if we only lose by a field goal
>3-7>4-7
lol
>>63871715
Crabs raped white women while stealing legs
>>63871742
I'm going to bed
So I'll just call you a cunt
Cunt
>>63871826
sleep tight nigger
>>63871742
>Weswelker.jpeg
>>63871715
>we
you must be the fall guy nigga
>>63871035
It's sports fandom. The essence of sports fandom is acting like an idiot and supporting sweaty men while they hit other sweaty men because... reasons.
>>63871775
Best step back or we'll rape you and your shitty ass team too, son.
>>63871826
>getting mad because your overpaid QB didn't get more PI calls
>>63871853
Is that a fucking bionicle?
>mfw the Falcon fans think they can make the playoffs
>>63871908
Don't worry
You can always fall back and bandwagon Cam when Jameis Rapeston shits the bed
>>63871929
yee
>>63871941
>mfw the Bucs miss the playoffs AGAIN but nobody actually cared in the first place
>the falcons are favourites against the vikings
>>63871853
>>63871929
>>63871988
Makuta and custom made bioncles are best bionicles
>>63857766
your neighbors hate you
>>63872013
Vikings fans think they are good because they beat some shit teams
STILL Can't beat a depleted Packers team
>>63872066
the vikings defense will be too good for the falcons mate
>>63872031
1. toa mata
2. toa metru
3. toa nuva
4. toa mahri
POWER GAP
99. toa phantoka
999. toa hordika
9999. toa inika
MASSIVE POWER GAP
99999999999. the shit they're trying to pull this year
>>63872179
>No makuta
>no Pirakas
>No Vaakshis
>>63872179
Motherfucking Bionicles
Back in the day my cousin and I had all of them, and would have these huge wars with them and other action figures. Shit was so cash.
Bionicles > >Hero Faggotry
>>63866427
you forgot
>their #1 LB
>>63872225
vahki were dope as fuck but they had no storylines, they were just henchmen
enemy rankings:
0. MAKUTA
power gap
1. rahkshi
2. piraka
3. original rahi sets
4. bohrok
5. vahki
6. barraki
7. bohrok kal
power gap
99. visorak
>>63872349
Ayy
>>63872349
These were the shit, the little rubber slugs you'd put in them
Bionicles was the first of that sort of thing where I was old enough to be like "this kiddie shit isn't for me".
>>63872679
Geez m8 your childhood must've sucked
>>63872409
they're called kraata and they decide which power the rakhshi has
yknow, in case anyone cared
>>63872679
didn't even know they had them in australia
>pats buncos snow game to end the pats perfect season
Is your dick ready for the shitposting?
>>63872886
Also I think Brady is undefeated in snow games, will end that streak too
>>63867247
Look faggot no one cares what the TV at your Wawa shows so fuck off you filthy casual
i love playing buffalo
>mfw someone thought the eagles were better than the Ravens near me
>>63872679
Pokemon was the same way for me
Too busy finger bangin chicks and whatnot to care about some japanese animals
Nowadays with emulators I've been thinking of trying out a game and see what's up but I have no idea where to start or if you do start on a certain game?
Jesus titty fucking Christ, how young are you faggots if you are talking about Bionicle?
>>63873326
>mfw that dirty nig Suggs got hurt after trying to hurt other players
>>63873434
Yo cous
These kids will never know the joys of inhumanoids and david the gnome
>>63873238
Osweiler is ?/1, so this should be off the chain son.
>>63873435
Explain to me how Suggs is dirty please. How much has he been fined, how many games has he been suspended? I'll wait while you keep perpetuating the "Suggs is dirty" meme.
>>63873434
>stop liking things i never liked
if you were from 4-9 in 2001 you had the possibility of liking bionicles
that's an age range of 18-23
if you're that much older than that and you're coming on 4chan idk man
>>63873494
You're right he isn't a dirty player but why do black people smell so weird?
Ever leave cooking oil out for a few days, even the 'clean' ones smell like that.
>>63873517
Just kill yourself youngin, you don't belong here.
>>63873542
Dude JPP is gonna be unblockable. No one is going to want that shit touching them.
>>63873517
>get insulted for being young
>insult him for being too old
>not knowing you're here forever isn't a meme
>ISHYGDDT
>>63873542
"Yo put a glove on bruh that shit is nasty as fuck."
>>63873543
aight gramps tell me again how great the johnny unitas colts were some time
>>63873566
i preferred the mitt desu
>no defense is too hot to handle with the JPP® brand PowerGlove™!
>>63873581
pretty zany picture you got there friendo
>>63873566
Thought this 'leaked' x-ray was just a hoax when it first happened
After seeing how fucked up his hand actually is I dunno anymore, it might be real
How dumb do you gotta be to have millions of dollars and not having someone else take the risk of lighting fireworks?
>>63873395
Not really, neither game really ties in with one another, except sequels like Black/White and BW2, or games set a little after another (Red Blue and Yellow are before Gold and Silver).
>>63873615
I really wish 4chan had a way to enforce being over 25 on here.
>>63873625
JPP is black, he should be immune to the dangers of drunken fireworks. That's a whites only danger.
>>63873615
Johnny Unitas was the GOAT though.
>>63873625
i agree, maybe he should have gotten some sort of "fall guy"?
>>63873675
i find it sad that you care so much about an age difference like that
>>63873706
it doesn't really matter since neither of us was born when the Eagles last won a championship
>>63873615
Johnny was before my time but I did get to watch based Barry sanders play live. Caught an Ozzie Smith foul ball and saw Griffey Jr, Ripkin Jr and the Big Unit all play in the same game.
Only words of advice I have for you younger gus is don't get pressured into marriage and ruin your life. Kids and an old lady sounds nice but then they just run your entire life and you just become a bitter old man cornered in a room on sp in a house you payed for.
It's okay think whatever you want insults don't hurt anymore once you become numb. Sit there and lie to yourself and say It won't happen to me, she is my soul mate but Don't say I didn't try and warn ya.
New bread
>>63873745
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>>63873721
>mfw listening to my Grandfather tell me about the 1960 Championship game and then he gave me his game ticket
He knew it was the closest I'd ever get to seeing the iggles win it all.
>>63873721
not exactly a limiting factor
>>63873731
ozzie smith is one i wish i could have saw live in his prime
andrelton simmons is nice but i want more
also he's a filthy brave
and yeah i'm kind of a loser who can't into commitment so i'll probably just die alone at like 40
>>63873775
You ain't missing out on much
Sucks having a woman run your entire life, I know you'll do the right thing
>you will never have a grandfather drink aged beer with you and your dad while watching a game while your grandfather talks about old football games he went to
Why live?
>>63866427
I wish they would lose gronk too, just to see more brady magic
