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/heem/ i guess i have to edition


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>>63830894 previous thread
Main Card (UFC Fight Pass) 8 a.m. ET/1 p.m. UK
>Benson Henderson vs. Jorge Masvidal (170 lbs)
>Dong Hyun Kim vs. Dominic Waters (170 lbs)
>Yoshihiro Akiyama vs. Alberto Mina (170 lbs)
>Doo Ho Choi vs. Sam Sicilia (145 lbs)

Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass) 5 a.m. ET/10 a.m. UK
>Dongi Yang vs. Jake Collier (185 lbs)
>Yui Chul Nam vs. Mike de la Torre (145 lbs)
>Tae Hyun Bang vs. Leo Kuntz (155 lbs)
>Seo Hee Ham vs. Cortney Casey (115 lbs)
>Yao Zhikui vs. Fredy Serrano (125 lbs)
>Ning Guangyou vs. Marco Beltrán (135 lbs)
>Dominique Steele vs. Maestro Dong Hyun Kim (170 lbs)
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Schaub?
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>>63842699
>puerto rico
delete this
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fairychar :3
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>>63842699
REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD
>>63842729
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>>63842748
Not this thread war bullshit again
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>>63842771
>tfw forced to abandon ship in favor of a superior thread even though that is my gf

Sorry Puerto Rico, sorry Charlotte.
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>>63842808
hey if she lives after the first 3 prelims we can bounce over. PR made a passable thread,
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>>63842808
Why would you post your gf on this website? Seek help
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>>63842837
To lower the self esteem of the weebs with no gff
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>>63842735
was literally going to make this EXACT post

do you want to be friends?
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looks like i heemed that other thread with my superior puerto rican boxing
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>>63842909
they are bored, things are dead, or fucks ups are noticeable. we would have used both thread eventually
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masvidal will kek toothpicckstickman easy
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>>63842932
It's kinda weird i've always cheered against henderson but after the thatch fight i can't
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Where is the /le edgy picks/ man?
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>>63842846
>weebs
Looks like a fucking Mexican to me.
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>>63842961
She's filipino.
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>>63842996
So Mexican
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>>63842961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cgPcquNKO0
she makes videos that give you tingles
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[ˈjɔanna jɛ̃dʐɛjt͡ʂɨk]
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>>63843022
No fucking way is that actually her or is it the i can't tell chinks apart thing
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>>63843022
>not posting the /heem/ related one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVpelUzraXE
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>>63842942
he's a better top 10 guy then a champ
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>>63842864
only if we give eachother scalp massages and so forth
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>>63843040
oh this one could be heem related too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywSFDbBva1U
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>>63843040
>>63843022
You guys have no clue how much this helps. I served in the military, Forward Observer, Marine Corps Radio Carrier. I have trouble getting to sleep and these always help me. I've never actually gotten tingles other than with link related. Trust guys it always does the job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBcJefKpgMc
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>>63843070
earthlyasmr is in my bookmarks haha

one of my fav lesser knowns. her tea time video is my favorite,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usjPQqFLG9k
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>tfw drrank as fuggh
>tfw heem in two hours

Fuck it, weredoing it live
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>>63843075
Are you for real that seems like a parody to me?
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>>63843075
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How many other Ameriburgers are staying up for this card? The Europeans stay up late to watch cards all the time, show how much of a fight fan you are
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>>63843145
literally breaking my sleep schedule for this S card

i'm disappointed in myself desu
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>>63843145
What bong is where you at?
5:21 am here didn't even sleep.
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>>63843155
2:23 AM
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>>63843155
>5:21

That doesnt make any sense my white friend. Its only 3:25 on the east coast
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>>63843165
Ironic shitposting?
Here have a BTFO by /werDOOM/
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who else is hyped for the fixed fight?
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so the english finally get a card they can watch at a reasonable time and they ain't here ungratefull fucks
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>>63843191
speak for yourself m80

we still have 1.30 hours to go, i presume most are asleep still
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>>6384318
You just have to make me look bad don't cha?
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>>63843191
>>63843200
Where is the the brit that could /heem/ everyone?
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>>63843090
she's great, loved her stuff since her first video.
why are all the goat asmrtists asian or part asian?
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I don't know if I can do it lads. I really want to see this card but its so late. I don't know if I can do an all nighter. What the fuck do I do
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>>63843145
I just want to watch every Asian fighter except bendo (does he count) lose
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>>63843211
You work tomorrow? If you don't you are a pussy
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>>63843209
Same reason why all the GOAT LW's are Asian or part Asian. I could tell you but it's something you need to figure out on your own.
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>>63843145
here bro,
it needs to hurry up n start

got me sum dank weed to 420blazeit when the fights start, they better b good
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who /fappedtoherkissesvideo/ here
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>>63843220
I don't but I need sleepy times for my muscle gains. Fuck it nigger I'm up there better be some heems and you better be a real fight senpai
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>>63843200
what time is it over there? 4:35 am here
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>>63843155
12:36 am

I'm lucky, fights start at 2 for me
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>>63843242
There is no realest fight fan than me in the southern hemisphere tbqh
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>>63843250
so you catch most fights at the afternoon?
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>>63843248
8.40 am
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>>63843209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOqR5vJtHTo
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>>63843253
When exactly did UFC become a sport? (I use sport lightly) When Vitor came in?
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>>63843269
When they added weight divisions
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>>63843269
>UFC
>Not MMA
Not even close.
After 2003.
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>>63843253
Is that Tank 'I just left the bar now give me a fight' Abbot?
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>tfw getting to see a ufc event in the middle of the day

don't care that it is a shitty fight night in korea this is great
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>>63843155
9:41 am

Woke up at 7 am and it snowed outside, so I made myself some hot chocolate and got comfy up till now
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Dont know what you dirty foreigners are whining about.

I got my dick out strokin already
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i miss her
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might as well get my picks in

>Bendo via his God being an awesome God
>Dong hyun kim via big yellow dong
>akiyama via decision
>sam sicilia via heem
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>tfw you're already drunk

fuck, i'm not gonna make it guys
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>>63843288
Who you calling a foreigner buddy?
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Anybody got link?
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>>63843306
not for 2 hours
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>>63843306
>not having Fight Pass

For fuck's sake it's $7 per month.
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>>63843258
Yeah, it's comfy as fuck. Early prelims start around 3, prelims at 5, main card at 7. Means you can stay in and watch an event then go out to drink or do whatever once it's done because it's not some unholy hour of the night
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>>63843303
Deal with it rich port
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we haven't heard from ronda in so long. she's phasing herself out.
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>>63843294
she looks fat even tho she is not
how does that happen
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>>63843327
muhammad pls
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>>63843327
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>>63843327
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2013/may/26/being-black-in-norway-afua-hirsch

Go away Jamal
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>>63843368
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>implying he won't be the next champ
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>>63843354
how many million men of fighting age are you letting in the next few years?

millions, the rapes will get too damn high
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>tfw card starts in one hour
>tfw it's cold and sunny outside

Comfy
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>>63843407
>implying he isn't the second coming of Jesus
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>>63843392
>Eddie what if there was this movie about this big Argentinian guy who goes around fucking all the white women (Ha, make him look like Chieck) nah hire Chieck to play him and he fucks all the white women. It would be the greatest movie ever dude.
>*Ronda stares at them confused*
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>>63843408
Compared to how many of your women go to Somalia and Gambia to get Aids, it's pretty insignificant

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9ed_1396333655

>70% of ethnic Norwegian women buy sex on holiday in Africa Gambia's beaches and
nightclubs are clean meat markets, where poor boys exchange sex for clothes,
food and money that helps paying the rent.

But to answer your question, this won't continue for long. Literally everyone hates us in the EU and the money we used to have to keep all the countries at bay that were on gibsmedat is pretty much gone as well. She will backpedal, and she'll do it hard
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QnhYtlSu40

damn the korean translator is much hotter then the Japanese one
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>>63843424
This happened? How did i missed that?
Too bad they forgot about the argentinean whiteness.
Pic related, my president.
Don't get jelly guys.
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>>63843408
I read a wonderful article on the paper this morning about the 10 reported rapes committed by refugees. Good thing the head of some integration committee explained that they dindu nuffin, white man jus needs to gibs money and be friendly to prevent radicalization or I would have gotten upset.
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Links?
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>>63843483
http://www.ufc.tv/video/henderson-vs-masvidal-fight-pass-prelims
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>>63843467
he's referring to this

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448037821320.webm
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>tfw dreamed of Edmond
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>>63843508
WEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Saved tbqh
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>>63843517
you guys are always having fight related dreams
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>>63843479
obviously some vile white dude somewhere triggered them to rape
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what are you thankful for /heem/?

facebook
/video.php?v=10153658017316276
fucking "spam" filter
i'm thankful for nick diaz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZa1jFSZV-s
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sage is the most alpha male savage fucking human being I've ever seen. He might be the most athletic person on earth.
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>>63843541
He has a lot of holes in the boxing department.
He is gonna get heemed in one of the next 3 fights, cap this.
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>>63843549
no chance brother. he will fist pfister then fight someone in the top 15, destroy them, then fight for the belt and take it with ease.
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waky waky hands off snaky.
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>>63843563
>implying he would beat roiDos Anjos
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>>63842699
i thought cro cop was going to be in this card? what happened? excited for doo choi
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>>63843563
mcgrogs will get beat and after that sage will get beat

the ufc gets what it deserves for pushing shit on real fight fans, ronda being just one exxample
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>>63843407
>>63843422
Are we witnessing real life Johnny Cage?
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>>63843580
We posting memes?
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>>63843584
He retired after getting injured and admited to taking PEDs letf him with a 2 year suspesion
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>>63843607
we already have johnny case.

sage is more of a white lui kang
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hey heem whatcha thingken bout
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>>63843503
Doesn't work...got another?
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>>63843655
>thinkgen bout (you) imouto
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>>63843655
how long 27 minutes is
will i find a good stream
wondering if I should make jello
and wondering if creed is as good as they say it is, because jurassic world was hot tripe a a sequel/spiritual remake
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>>63843655
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>>63843668
Post stream when you find buddy
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im still a bit sleepy lads
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who /ready/ here
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>>63843686
ffs lad still 20 minutes to go
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>>63843668
>long
>u wont
>you shouldn't
>dunno about that last shit desu senpai

trudeau is a real fight fan
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>>63843655
My dog. He has a cancerous tumor in his back and I have to take him to chemo for another 3 weeks and it's eating me up. He has noticeably less energy and whines occasionally in pain. I give him his pain Meds and pet him whenever I get up, but seeing him like this is unbearable

How do I get rid of these feels, Bros?
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>>63843719
oh noes, i love dogs. How old is yours, you considering putting him down?
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>>63843719
>allowing dogbro's to suffer

fuckin put him down and get a new one
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>>63843719
It's a fucking dog, you faggot.
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>>63843737
>sensible ozpost

something has happened to the force
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>>63843655
how the fuck i'm gonna stay up for this. sleep for a couple hours, then wake up to watch klit vs tyson
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>>63843760
you you know how yurop fight fans feel
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>>63843760
because your a man, yankerdoodle

sleep is for the weak and the easily dominated
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>yfw Jon Jones literally kills DC in their next fight
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>>63843760
be like the late great erdos
take amphetamines
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>>63842699
>heembrogf
this is that asmr grill
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>tfw no chubby korean gf to feed
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gAjmh-bqUc

Seriously though, all of her videos is just her speaking gook and eating shitloads of junk food.
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please tell me there are other Americans here
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>>63843796
y-yes hello my comrade it is me, michigan
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>>63843796
i am bro my people have fought in every war except vietnam we would have won that if we foguht
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someone post a stream tbqphwy families
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>>63843816
http://www.ufc.tv/video/henderson-vs-masvidal-fight-pass-prelims
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>>63843820
thanks a lot britbro

are u even a real fight fan?
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>>63843796
yes bro
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>tfw brazilian stream
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>>63843075
Tingled my sides into orbit
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Sorry guys, I'm going to have to call it quits. I'll watch it tomorrow.
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>tfw need to go to training when the main event starts
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where is a stream for christ's sake?

i'm fucking missing it
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Is euroheem elite?
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http://taima.tv/r/mma
only like 12 people in here
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who /comfy/ here?
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>>63843868
me! me comfy.
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>>63843851
goodbye mexibro dodge the cartel today too
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>>63843796
of course
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Gooden x Florian, have we had this combo before?
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>>63843861
>>63843866
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>>63843861
cricfree is working clean
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>>63843884
No, might be cool though
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The UFC now has two (2) Dong Hyun Kims
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who are you in taima chat lads?
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>>63843891
gooden is so smooth

also that long as fightname
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I hope none of you faggots actually post on the chats
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>not calling him lil dong
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>>63843733
He's 9. The type of cancer he has apparently responds well to chemo + meds according to the vets. I'm just hoping I'm doing the right thing and can end up extending his life by a fair amount
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Is there a heemspeak?
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>>63843891
I want Hardy though.
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how many hometown kekings are we gonna see today? Overall 7 Korean fighters (not counting Bendo or Sexyama)
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>kenflo and "jeff"

wtf is this
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steel will win, koreans will be sad their boys got kukked and will stop being casuals and only true fight fans(kuks) will remain

well done dana
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>>63843899
zondinger
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>>63843907
oh hopefully your doge will be good then :) what breed is it?
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>>63843913
The Man with the Shirt
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>never really got a chance to express himsefl
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>>63843924

demolished
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oh shit, just in time for non stop action!
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>>63843924
>that octagon experience
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makes me happy when they go to a new market and there's real fight fans
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HERE
WE
GO
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Wait, what the fuck
Shouldn't this fight be on the main card?
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>>63843924
Looks like the other Dong Hyun Kim at cageside. Conspiracy!
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>>63843951
nah why?
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Nice audience
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>>63843951
why? thats the other DHK
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>>63843951
What, do all Koreans named Dong Hyun Kim look the same to you!?
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>>63843973
>>63843969
>>63843964
>>63843951
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>>63843969
>>63843969
Hahahah yeah I literally had no idea there were two DHKs
And yes, I thought they were the same guy

Great fight for an early prelim tho
Great crowd too
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good scrap that
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>>63844000
really is
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Based unbiased fans
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Nice first round, crowd really bringing the noise too. Feels like a great card in the making.
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>>63843920
Golden retriever. Unconditionally loves any human, but doesn't really get along the best with some other dogs. Thanks for the interest, the whole situation has me knee deep in feels. Going to stop talking about it though because it's off topic as fuck
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>>63843999

you are racist. trips confirm.
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>UFC 194 promos

MY BODY IS READY
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>>63844000
Dom Steele living up to his name
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>>63844017
Sorry Park
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>>63844019
That card is going to be amazing. One of the few cards I'll actually purchase this year. The whole main card is stacked.
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>>63843745
kill yourself my man
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>>63843899
how do u post on the taima chat?

do u have to make an account?
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who /just had breakfast/ here
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>the judoka

literally zero judo
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>>63843910
Not opposed desu, if someone posts a link I'll join
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>>63844019
Who fills in for Aldo if he gets injured?
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I like the korean fans desu, then again everything seems great when it's not in vegas
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>>63844010
sounds like your average swede, don't mean to shit on your dog though hope everything works out for the best
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>>63844048
Frankie
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>>63844017

>2015
>not being racist

you can't be white
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>>63844038
not sure, i have one though
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>>63844059
Then who's Chad fight? Faber?
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Did the video die for anyone else?
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>>63844048
Frank Yedgar
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>>63844065
yes, it's all black
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>>63844065
Me, still got audio
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>>63844040
after this fight 2bh
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>>63844063
Idk...Doubt that they will
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>>63844069
>Dominique Steel is allll over him here
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>>63844040
Waiting to go get some fresh tortillas to make some tacos
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE RAMPAGE NOW!
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SLAMMED THE FUCKED OUT
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>>63844075
kek
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SLAMMED SLEEPY

HEEEEEEEEEEM'D
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http://vipbox.biz/boxing/watch-1mhmc-ufc-fight-night-79-prelims#
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REKT
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Heeeeeem slammy
Didn't even see it, someone post webm
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jesus christ
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What a start to this card. Thank you based Steele
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RIP the other dong hyun kim
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Night ruined fuck taima
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What better way to start your day than with some brutal heems and dank memes?
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korea confirmed for being kucked all night

I will enjoy this card
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>>63844107
>Night
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Don't forget to submit your vote. It's like making a prediction, it doesn't hurt to do it twice or 5 times.

http://strawpoll.me/6117376/
http://strawpoll.me/6117376/
http://strawpoll.me/6117376/
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RIP in peace the other Kim
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>>63844092
Tybgb
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>>63844125
no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest!
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>>63844107
all the cricfree streams were broken(what taima used), mine still had audio, and i could watch the highlight of the ko after
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>>63844125
Doing gods work
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>>63844125
Thank you based straya
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>this is what UFC looks like
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>bang vs kuntz
>bang cunts

wtf, literally meme-tier
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>>63844128
Seems like that slam was a good cover for a headbutt, which is what knocked that Korean out cold
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>>63844125
Thank you for your service
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SWAGGER
>>
Don't worry lads, I'm here.
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I'm muted on the taima, the fuck lads?
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>>63844125
cheeky slo mo
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>>63844142
welcome to the wonderful life

we also had a pepe versus feli fight irl
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>>63844125
Finally a card I can watch and shitpost on /heem/ that doesn't fuck up my sleep circle.
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>>63844125
Tybstraya
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>>63844147
A-Adam?
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>>63844150
Defintely a headbutt KO
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>>63844156

>sleep circle
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>ultimate fighter china
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Should be a decent scrap. Anyone else watch China tuf?
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>>63844168
Dominick Cruzesque in his vocabulary use, Joe!
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how the fuck do you euro cunts do this every card? i'm already falling asleep and it's only 2:30am
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ning ning can be fun
he has power
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>>63844177
By being a true fight fan and maby some caffeine, the prelims are the hardest imo, once you get the adrenaline boost from the bets/picks it gets easier
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>>63844177
We
>We
are elite. You should have known by now...
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>>63844177

Don't be such a babby, some of us are night owls.
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Who is this Chink fighting the Mexinigger?
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>>63844186
could he heem every here?
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>>63844177
desu it was harder for me to wake up for this than it is to stay up for a US card
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>>63844177
I woke up at 5:00. I'm usually up at 6 for work anyway so not that bad tbqhwyf
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Lnik?
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>>63844196
I bet we could take him down
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>>63844177
maybe you're just not a real fight fan?
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>>63844210
http://vipbox.biz/boxing/watch-1mhmc-ufc-fight-night-79-prelims#

i got you senpai
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>>63844222

Clearly it is *you* who are the senpai, helping this babby out with a link
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are both these guys TUF winners? Safe to assume loser gets cut?
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this pussy as nigga. hope he gets heemed
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Heeminder based big brown is doing a fight companion for the maincard starting in 2 bongs, 20 bings
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what is it with Mexicans and meme kicks
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>beltran outfighting
absolutely_disgusting.jpg
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>>63844245
tuf winner and a tuf semifinalist
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>>63844235
What is it to you faggot?

Go suck on daddy Danas dick pussy
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>>63844177
I stay up really late anyway, it's just made better because no there are heems for me to watch
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>>63844255
well someone deserves to get cut either way
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xstream.click/s20.html

Cric stream working again lads
Superior image quality but lagging behind a bit
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HEEM SLIPPY
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>>63844258

>all this projection

You need people to spoonfeed you a link, then try to imply that anyone who calls you out on it must be a Dana fan. You do realize that this is a Fight Night, and not a pay-per-view, right? Pathetic.
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>>63844250
Where? I don't understand this bongs and bings
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>>63844258
>>63844278
past your bed time lads, make your nesquik and go to sleep
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How do I connect to chat in /mma stream?
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>>63844293

create a taima count and sign in kunt. then spam macros.
>>
FRIENDLY HEEMINDER: if you don't either pay for ppvs, have fight pass, or support the UFC through purchasing product then your opinion on fighter treatment, fight quality, or anything else is irrelevant. You are not a customer of the UFC. You do not contribute anything to the product but still try to reap all of the benefits (and often have the audacity to expect a company, you don't even pay, to cater to your preferences). If you want things to improve and complain about it, yet you illegally steal UFC content then you are the scum of the earth. You are leeches on the company and on the sport as a whole. All of you criminal slime will get what's coming to you one day.
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>>63844293
kill yourself
everyone there is a cancerous memer
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>>63844300
desu those opinions are irrelevant anyway
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>>63844300

dana pls go
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>>63844300
Not very friendly
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>>63844300

>posting this in a Fight Night thread

Poor pastaposting, desu senpai
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>>63844304
inshallah, brother Mehmet.
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who /boringprelimfaptime/ here
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>>63844323
>lowering your test by fapping
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>>63844323
wh-what're ya fapping to? asking for a friend.
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>>63844338
>not having test to burn
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>>63844323
>not edging until the main event
Amateur night tbqh senpai
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>leaving it in the hands of the judges

They should bring back yellow cards tbqhwyf
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>>63844343
>night
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>>63844339
Marks head bobbers Ausbrah
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Asians 0-2 Rest of the World
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>>63844349
Not a bad idea desu. These prelim guys make shit. Would light a fire under their ass
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>celebrating that chessy-ass victory

You're the only one, Beltran
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>>63843075
Thank you for defending my freedoms.
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>Flyweight
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serrannooooo
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Reminder that Zhikui lost to Wee who lost to Guangyou (the guy who just lost the split)
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Shit I lost track of time

Lads have I missed anything good so far?
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>>63844371
did you see his kicks, wrestlers always have those absolutely hilariously shitty kicks. At least if your a stout motherfuck whom everyone is going to circle away from learn the spinning back kick. like siver
>>
Looks like we already saw foght of the night gents
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>>63844371
the ufc is retarded

all asians will lose and asians will not be attracted to the ufc, I don't care but it seems retarded from a money perspective
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>>63844389
Nah just boring prelims
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>>63844389
first fight was good, webm is in this thread, 2nd fight was garbage
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>>63844387
sweet jesus. go war serrano
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>>63844389
Nice headbutt heem in first fight
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>>63844371
I'm scared I'm gonna get a second 0-4 prediction in a row
I should be fine though since I bet on the Korean Sage Northcutt
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>>63844396
>>63844397
>>63844401
Thanks heembros
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>>63844395
the Asians should clean up the main card tbqhwyf (to be quite honest with you senpai)
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>36 years old

Hype deflated, lets go chinaman
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As Serrano is a representative of Colombian MMA, have some... Colombian MMA!
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this guy walking out to the battle theme from crows zero lmao
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>>63844387
his opponent is a can right? guaranteed sleepy incoming
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OH god this chink looks tiny, hes gonna get heemed
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>>63844387
I'd call it quits after that tbqh
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>>63843479
If you mention the words "refugee" and "rape" in the same sentence you are a racist. These poor people need our help.
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>>63844417
Sounds like a remixed Kashmir
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Asians seem to have alot of respect
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>2-3
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>2 wins 3 loses
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>>63844414
Why's he so upset
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>>63844425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsTs1cht7s4
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>2-3
>2-0
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>>63844414
heem roidy
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>>63844424
austria yes
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>>63844427
Just
This is good, isn't it? Do Japs hate chinks?
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wtf happened
>>
WHAT JUST HAPPENED
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and the last bit of Colombian MMA I have
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lol that was quicker then my sex life
>>
Just put $50 on Tae Hyun Bang @$4.15 after he dropped from being favourite because he is going to throw the fight. Or maybe he isnt.
>>
WHAT
>>
HEEM STOPPY
>>
Broken arm or dislocated shoulder
>>
WHAT
>>
OHHHH!!!!!!!
>>
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT

HEEM BREAKY
>>
another asian blasted

mark my words, all of them will lose, fucking retarded ufc
>>
>asian "fighters"
>>
OUCH
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>>63843456
>But to answer your question, this won't continue for long.
Yes, yes it will. Because if anything the stream of refugees will only get greater and europe is too politically correct to do anything about it.
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>>63844428
>3 loses
>loses
>>
Always land on your back kids
>>
that break holy fuck
>>
Shiiiiiiiit

Props to Ameribros who are up at this time
True fightfans
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>trying to post when you're being taken down/thrown.

Had a training partner badly dislocate his elbow that way.
>>
HAMDERLEI
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>>63844477
6am on the east coast, im comfy eating bacon and eggs
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>>63844477
So my UFC hot dog brander wasn't enough?
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Legit thought that was a little girl for a split second or two
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Ham has no chance the other chick almost beat calderwood on one days notice
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owww
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>>63844477
been doin this for a long time now, bongi. fortunately, i was tired as fuck after gorging on more thanksgiving leftovers, so i passed out into a food coma 'round 9:30 last night
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>>63844498
>>
Well I learned something today
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>>63844477
Gonna try to keep it going until Klitschko/Fury
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>>63844498
JAYSUS CHROIST
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shit man watching that woke me up
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>>63844498
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>>63844496
Calderwood is hot garbage so this doesn't mean much
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>>63844498
Oh shit
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>>63844498
OH HAY MY BONES R GONNA WOBBLE LIKE JELLO WATCH THIS HOLD MUH BEER
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>>63844509
you could easily fit a 6 hour sleep inbetween
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>>63844498
>that girl in the background
>that guys face
lel
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>>63844499
>food coma

You're doing it right, fellow Burger
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>>63844498
And this is why you never reach for the ground.
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>>63844498
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>>63844519
Ham lost to calderwood on her last fight mate
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Asians 0-3 Rest of the World
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>>63844509
fuck that senpai, im taking a nap as soon as the main card is over. then waking up for klit vs fury
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>>63844436
Bit plagiaristic tbph
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>>63844498
twice in two weeks, it's like the front kick post belfort/silva
>>
Is WMMA the best >Womens Sport?
I'd say so desu
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>>63844531
welp
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>>63844498
>>
>>63844527
bruh, thanksgiving is the greatest holiday in the history of holidays. had 4 of em this past week. it's rekt my weight loss, but that's the holidays. can't miss out on all of life, and gonna hit the gym in a half hr or so anyhow. they have wifi, so phone streaming here we go.
>>
Oh no oh no oh no that elbow no no pls
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>>63844498
Doesn't look that bad
No heart at all
Shouldn't deserve to be fighting in the octagon
>>
dancing cyootee.
>still prolly not gonna win
>>
>>63844535
i dont think chinese and koreans are fond of being grouped with one another
>>
How much longer til TKZ fights again?
>>
>>63844540
Fuck that should be watched by all fighters on what not to do
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>>63844549
nicely cut disgusted cub
>>
>>63844562

Nah, it's the Japanese that everyone in the East hates. China and Korea are, at worst, rivals, but both the Koreans and the Chinese hate the Japanese.
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>>63844565
his military service comes to an end at the end of next year. so probably 2017.
>>
"She's known for her exciting style"

>woman
>exciting fighter

My sides
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>>63844578
Ins't the military service only 2 years hasn't he been gone since 2012?
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Casey gonna rek this midget
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theyre using the smaller cage tonight lads..


you know what that means
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>women's fight
>"Herb Dean is our 3rd man inside the Octagon"

C'mon Florian, get your shit together
>>
>>63844574
have you ever mistaken a korean for a chinese? most of them wont even respond to you
>>
>>63844574
Well speaking with Filipinos, they don't seem to find of China
>>
>>63844585
he joined the military last year in october
>>
>>63844588
it's gonna be tate vs nakai all over again
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>>63844598
aw fuck
>>
>>63844596
Fond*
>>
this size difference
>>
>>63844603
Naw man Nakai is smaller than even Ham
>>
>>63844594

No. Why would it come up? I suppose the silence might be because you'd come off as ignorant in such a case...
>>
do girls ever grapple? wrestle? takedown?
>>
Should have stayed a bantamweight
>>
I really wanna fuck this chink to death
>>
Ham has a crazy chin for her size
>>
oh god she's gonna die
she's already been hit clean twice
>>
>>63844617
I once was trying to get a Koreans attention and yelled out yo chinaman and he didn't even look at me
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>>63844596

I'm talking about East Asians, not Sea Asians. Samoans, Filipinos, Vietnamese, Indonesians, etc are a different matter completely.
>>
booooooooo
>>
ham got a hard head
>>
it's literally impossible for people this small to knock each other out
>>
>>63844624
By a 115lb woman
>>
>>63844624
>no rogan to shout "OH SHE'S HURT" after every punch landed
>>
fun fight desu
>>
just realized, cortney casey looks like erik koch
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>>63844626
>>
This is actually a great crowd. looks packed for the prelims.
>>
korean crowd is fucking amazing
>>
OH SHE'S HURT!
>>
my sides. the shittest fighters sometimes put on the most exciting fights because they have no technique whatsoever.
>>
>>63844624
if she keeps trying to catch those body kicks she is gonna get her head taken off
>>
>Dat headkick
Surprised Ham hasn't gone down yet, she's been tagged quite a bit

Decent fight so far tbchwy (to be completely honest with you)
>>
>women's strawweight

Someone remind me whose idea it was to introduce this division to he UFC? JJ and Gadelha are the only redeemable fighters in the whole division
>>
IT TAKES A LOT OF ENERGY TO BE A ROCKSTAR
>>
>>63844646
Leonard Garcia's career in a nutshell
>>
>>63844642
Definetely better than that Japanese/Australian silenced c.ucks
>>
>>63844640
mnm (make no mistake), still would tbqh
>>
height advantage is way too big in this sport. eg jon jones
>>
>>63844650
infinitely better than 135
>>
>>63844650
We getting women's flyweight next year get ready
>>
>>63844654
absolutely same here, to be candid with you
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>>63844633
It's like children fighting. No one really gets hurt.
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Those two being in there makes the Octagon look massive
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>>63844659
if jons didn't rely on eyepokes and oblique kicks he would've lost by now
>>
why are hawaiians generic shit fighters who talk weird and have hawaiian pride for no reason?
>>
>>63844659
Doesn't really matter if they don't use it correctly. See stephan struve
>>
>>63844659
Struve is shit though
>>
>>63844659
Not really, GSP dominated being a manlet and DC is dominating the LHW.
Jones is just a specimen.
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>>63844659
thats why Gus and JBJ beat DC. Height advantage = autowin
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>>63844651
It's got nothing to do with being a rockstar, Mike. SHE'S GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE
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dat cunt punt
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>>63844650
Better fightfu material
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HAHA women aren't allowed cups either
>>
is this girl biracial she has nigger legs
>>
>>63844680
haha, it sounded so desperate. Like he wanted someone to get in there and get her out
>>
>>63844683
pnut in the cnut
>>
lmao that cunt punt
>>
>tfw text my dealer 2 hours ago and he said "I'll see what I can do"

not happening is it?
>>
how much does getting kicked in the vulva hurterola?
>>
I can't stop the urge to touch my dick watching this chink fight
>>
P
CUNT
N
T
>>
1-1?
>>
HERB DEAN THE BEST IN THE BIZ
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>>63844698
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>>63844703
Feels like it.
>>
I hate when they show replays and it just shots missing
>>
go korea
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ROCK EM SOCK EM ROBOTS, JON
>>
do you think the closet lesbians in this sport get aroused during fights
>>
koreans confirmed louder than the irish
>>
>there are sad fucks who won't enjoy this fight due to some predisposition about women
>>
Hamderlei Silva huh?
Seems like it in the suicidal department Joe.
>>
Look at Hams right thigh
>>
>>63844713
Yes

I'm a grill btw
>>
>>63844716
They're called homosexuals. Best fight so far tbqh
>>
>>63843508
Ronda looked stoned as fuck through that whole podcast.
>>
>cast iron
>hits hard but breaks easy
Pottery
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>>63844721
Traps are not girls Heinberto.
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>>63844715
THEYRE NOT HERE TO TAKE PART
>>
How can 115 pounders be this slow?
>>
>wmma
>>
>>63844716
>people enjoy this fight due to titties

if this was manlets everyone would be raging
>>
>>63844716
you have to admit it's shit competition but it is fun to watch
>>
>>63844713
fuck yeah grils get hard for miesha tate
>>
Ham dragged Casey into the third and now her hands are dropping heem incoming
>>
>>63843508
joe rogan is a weird motherfucker 2bqhwy
>>
this has been a shamefur dispray of cardio by amersis. gave away this fight
>>
Seems to me Casey is a crusher in the first gets crushed as the fights go on to the other rounds
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Ham 29-28 IMO
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>>63844730
>>
hawaiian kucks blasted
>>
>>63844716
Why would you care when none of the punches do anything, might as well watch a literall scored pillowfight
>>
New Bread?
>>
My fightfu Hammie 2-1
>>
>land multiple clean strikes
>literally no effect on your opponent
>>
>>63844742
Same thing happened against Calderwood
>>
>>63844743
can't handle those shark infested waters Mike
>>
home decision tbph
>>
>>63844746
Same. Judges won't fuck over a home town fighter would they?
>>
Weebs cumming buckets
>>
imagine how good ham would be if she did cryotherapy
>>
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

>>63844760
>>63844760
>>63844760
>>63844760
>>63844760

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
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>>63844747
The spinning meme shit had me laughing

Fun fight desu
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>>63844747
Cathal Pendredesque in her spinning shit, Joe
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>>63844747
That memefake was nice why don't more people do it
>>
>>63844498
Fuck that shit.
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