You're playing left-back and this nigga comes up to you and cuts insaide.
What do you do?
Cut outside
slap my gf's ass
>>63832401
stand strong and give him a nifty kick in the shins, i get a yellow card but he gets injured and has to go off
watch him falling to the ground
call for help
Poo on his way so he slips and breaks his leg and retires from football.
>He injures himself,but manages to get a penalty and you get red-carded
>>63832401
I'd rather face him over Nerman or Messi
So it could be a lot worse
Is he on fire?
I stare at him long enough until he inevitably dives and injures himself for the rest of the season
>>63832401
Yeah but if he cuts inside he runs straight into me, so I guess I collect a nice little free kick.
cry
>>63832401
Nothing, it's already too late.
Form a wall in front of goal with other defenders so he can't shoot
greetext simplifications of his tactics on /sp/
kick him in the ballsack for being such a faggot
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>>63837294
Hilarious! Where do you geniuses come up with such humor?
Pretend I'm going in for a hard tackle and watch him dive in anticipation
>>63837379
Your mum told me after I banged her
>>63837379
Epic response bro
