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>>63830881
I should be ok I think, if it all goes to shit my cousin is pretty high up in some big firm that did a lot of the olympic village stuff so I can beg him I guess
MATT VAN BUREN DESU
So, do any of you even train any combat sport or am I arguing with keyboard warriors all day long?
>it's another shit thread
>>63830898
germany is
>>63830914
I train WWE.
>>63830923
orospu çocuğu, esek!
>>63830914
Get in my guard and find out
>>63830914
UFC black belt
>>63830914
i bet i could heem anyone itt
>>63830953
answer the damn question, Nigel.
>another mass shooting in USA
>>63830960
Are you flirting with me?
>>63830914
after years of combat sports few months ago I quit
I came to a conclusion that I HATE sports where I am dependant of others(besides the coach). Same reason why I hate playing teamsports.
You might think that fighting is done alone, while that is true, in training you are dependant of others. Your training partners need to be just as eager to learn and not to fight. But you'll rarely find someone like this and find someone who will try to decapetate you instead
Now I abandoned that and I'm training in a strengthsport now(not powerlifting)
>>63830971
>>63830971
So an average day?
>>63830984
Don't forget to mention the staph infection because your coach is a filthy fuck who doesn't clean the gym regularly
>>63830984
>(not powerlifting)
why did you feel the need to write this
>>63831008
>tfw the skinfungus came back
its small now though
>>63831016
because its a meme 'sport'
>>63831016
obviously he doesn't want to be mentioned in the same breath with Sick kek rufus
>>63831040
>sick kek rufus
he is really really really muscular, I wish I could be him
>>63831034
so what strength sport do you do.
>>63830914
You can't stop my double leg.
>>63830923
I'm Syrian.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/26/9764692/jose-aldo-injured-ufc-looking-for-replacement
I don't like this feel lads...
>>63831112
Shit like this should warrant a ban desu
I don't like Conor at all. However, I don't expect Jose Aldo to show up for the fight. If he does show up, he will fail a drug test.
>>63831112
1/10 made me click
>>63831081
why arent you fighting for your country?
>>63830971
>be american fetus
>get shot mid-abortion
>>63830971
>mass
Only eight people got shot. Not a lot t b h family
you guys i'm fucking over mma journalism and everything mma related except for /heem/. i'm tired of the shilling, the product placement, the fake drama. all i want to do is watch fights and read funny australian shitposts
>>63831141
why fight for some shit desert when I can just move to a country that's actually nice?
>>63831112
>11/26
>implying that meme shit wouldn't have been posted immediately
>tfw bodyclock has been ruined since 193 so will prob sleep through the prelims
>tecia torres' new opponent Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger
Wow no one willing to fight Tecia on short notice. Bunch of literal cowards in the UFC.
>>63831173
are you contributing to Germany? They love to work and if all your snackbar bros go to mooch they'll
turn the reich on right quick. practice that double leg bro
>>63831235
NEETs gonna NEET
>>63831253
was doing that in highschool gym class to tell the truth
Joe Rogan:
>weed doesn't calm me down
>it was TKD that made me edgy
>>63831308
did your gym teacher get mad after you dropped 210kg on the floor
>>63830914
BJJ 3x/ WEEK MINIMUM
>>63831308
I remember seeing vids of wrestlers doing their lifts. It was literally crossfit tier.
>>63830914
steroids: the image
>>63831339
He knew better than to give me guff m8
>>63830914
black belt in karate.
feels good to never have to worry about getting heemed.
Tecia Torres vs Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger @ 194, Lybarger is 6-1 and fighting out of MMA Lab (last fought at RFA 31)
Are there any shorter guys here who box or do mma? By short I'm talking 5'6 and shorter. Does height matter when you're the same weight? I know reach and all that but I'm talking in terms of power and strength.
Pic related is 5'4 and was a pretty good fighter.
>>63831495
i imagine a short man would be more powerful than a tall(er) man in same weight. can pack on more.
>>63831453
already been posted dummy
>>63831527
First time I'm seeing it.
>>63831495
people always say that longer reach=better
but shorter reach also has an advantage; faster, hit harder due less leverage and easier to hit opponent when standing in the pocket
if you are short with shrot arms you need to get good and blitzing forward
>>63831453
>Jocel
Hopefully they bump the slot down on the card.
>>63831495
>Does height matter when you're the same weight?
Depends if you know how to use it. Like Stefan Struve. He is the king of lanklets but he gets heemed constantly because he doesn't know how to use it
>>63831538
literally already posted in this fucking thread you idiot
>>63831495
>was a pretty good fighter
dude was greatest of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jgrqnG3xs0
>>63831578
It was my first time seeing it too.
>>63831495
It matters a lot. If you are short you will have to adapt your style way differently then everyone else in the gym. Outboxing becomes impossible.
>>63831582
Naseem was great, though Barrera dominated their fight.
>>63831578
Guess I skimmed over it. Big deal.
>>63831594
>>63831632
apology not accepted
>>63831646
Why are you ways so angry? Also, nobody ever apologizes to you.
>>63831653
That's better. Thank you.
>>63831582
Also, watch this highlight instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLXcgZ84ndk
>>63831495
i mean, be 5'4" fighter manlet who can throw a punch and be seen as "trying to hard" or be 6'2" lover who gets all the chicks without dicks and cant punch?
>>63831661
Filtered
>>63831680
I'd rather be Naseem desu
How many title defenses will Holly Holm have?
>>63831697
I see you, manlet.
>>63831713
5. All against Ronda.
>>63831713
none miesha will destroy her
>>63831680
>>63831719
>implying being one of best boxers of all time doesn't make women flock to you regardless of height
I'd rather be 5'4 desu senpai
>>63831735
>being one of best boxers of all time
easy there cowboy, boxing has been around for a long time.
Why does the UFC exaggerate heights? I laughed out loud when they said Ronda Rousey is 5'7.. She's literally 5'5 and 5'8 Holly Holm made that obvious.
Also Roy Jones Jr is the best boxer ever.
GETTING REAL WINDY OVER HERE LADS!
>>63831732
When was the last time, Miesha ever "destroyed" anyone?
>>63831735
wasnt asking if you wanted to be that
manlet in particular, just an average joe good fighter manlet or 6'2" HEEMless man
>>63831783
Roy jones would be top 30 atleast
>>63831803
>HEEMless
How is this possible?
Will the gay bisexual Brit from the last thread respond to me with (You) and their info. I wish to practice BJJ and WWE with you.
In two weeks there will be three(3)! cards in a row. Don't know how I will be able handle it.
What are you guys doing to prepare?
>>63831845
Quitting my job and going on JSA.
Chad was almost at evens against Edgar, now he's a huge underdog. What happened?
>>63831844
/heem/ is a strictly heterosexual thread, please stop posting.
Hey guys my name is Bill just thought I'd say hi. I've been lurking for a few days. jimmy told me about this place after 193, he might have mentioned me before lol. You seem like a cool crew and I'm looking forward to contributing in any way I can. Peace
>>63831871
How big is Conor McGregor's dick?
>>63831871
when was that taken? never saw it before today
>>63831860
now post when tyson gets heemed by douglas
Hey Bill my name is Ahmed just thought i'd say hi. I've been reading your comment for a few minutes. sandeep told me about your comment after prayer, he might have mentioned me before lol. You seem like a cool guy and I'm looking forward to talking to you in any way I can. Peace
>>63831879
my name is stefan and I like twinks
the lad with the british flag is our gay friend Akhmed, dont ruse him though because he has a short fuse
>>63831893
A month or two I think
>>63831908
>>63831912
>dat hivemind
Saul Rodgers has the Saulution. xD
>>63831941
Will MMA ever get its own Gatti-Ward trilogy?
Serious question, why are you losers all on an imageboard on friday night instead of going out to get poon/drink with friends?
I'm wheelchair midget status with fucked up spine,
the die was cast for me at birth. what's your excuse?
< picture this except 24yr old male.
< Would still heem all you faggots after my mammy changes my diaper
>>63831986
heem'd into another universe
>>63832006
Because in my teens when i had friends i was le edgy and only wanted to post on 4chan and now i want to be a normie i have no friends left since i never spent anytime with them
So i'm stuck here
>>63832006
Because I'm a loser on an image board on Friday night with no friends.
I didn't realize Kim was such a big favorite over Waters given the history Asian fighters have against blacks
>>63832006
Because your night is actually my afternoon
But I actually don't have a good answer for you
>>63832025
Wanna meet up and fuck?
>>63832006
Fuck off R2D2.
>>63832092
im basically waiting to be permaheemed,
you on the other hand should be living your life.
Have i struck a nerve?
>>63832128
I am living my life.
For example, tomorrow I will wake up and go for a run.
Nobody actually cares about 'The fighter and the kid' right?
>>63832128
>You're not living your life unless you're out on Friday nights in a crowded club with loud pleb music wasting money on alcohol and desperately hitting on women who always ask, "Where do you work?" as their first question.
Been there done that my leprechaun friend. It's not as appealing as the movies make it out to be.
>>63832169
It's only the GREATEST podcast EVER to be CREATED
>>63832146
sounds lame
im off to go roll into the sitting room to my little sister and her friends and
make one of them hand me drinks while they try avoid
making eye contact
>>63832006
I just got home from doing exactly that. Also I don't believe a word you are saying.
Who /fury/ here?
>>63832170
>Only to be approached by the Sharia Police before being viciously attacked for being white, drinking, wearing mixed fabrics and not reciting verses from the Quran.
Added some things.
>>63832186
I think all this talk by Schaub is pure bullshit "The podcast is doing so great, I got this gig with FOX coming up I can't talk about".
What does he make a year with that podcast?
>>63832266
All he said was "good money" on the Joe Rogan podcast IIRC.
>>63832283
>I have no brain trauma
6'5 around 105-110 pounds. How do I become an elite boxer? I do 100 push ups and sit ups everyday. I run the treadmill 2-3 hours a day to make sure my legs don't get big. I eat 5 egg whites in the morning, afternoon and night to get the maximum amount of calories through out the day. My diet is perfect I just need to start boxing and I feel like I can be the best.
>>63832344
Actually practice boxing. Lateral movement, throwing punches, defending yourself etc
>>63832344
slenderman?
>>63832344
>6'5 around 105-110 pounds
Thank you mister skeleton
>>63832344
Christ, Gus is the same height and twice your weight
>>63832344
>6'5 around 105-110 pounds
what the fuck
>>63832230
i love the gif where he punches that douchebag in the face
>>63832344
>this many replies for this obvious bait
>>63832266
schaub sells 7,000 tshirts at about $25 a piece each month and gets half of that alone ($87,500 per month)
not including the podcast, onnit, espn work, and the big stuff coming up for FOX.
hes RICH AS SHIT bro no thanks
>>63832443
and people say non whites can't make it for themselves in the US. good on him
>>63832169
Like with all mma personalities it's a love hate relationship. But schaub is a retard most of the time and callen is a retard all the time.
>This shooting in the states
>Being blamed on 4chan already
Only a matter of time till the site is shut down
>>63831871
>Gunnar is billed at 5"11
what the fuck man
>>63831871
DAY DON'T POSE LIKE I DO
By the way fellas, what does "HEEM" stand for?
>>63832006
If this is true, post pic with timestamp
>>63832688
classic bodybuilding faggotry technique is to stand closer to the camera like McGoofer is doing to seem bigger than the other person
Ronda finally did an interview lads, albeit a short one,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>63832344
get a good coach, specifically boxing coach and not meme "striking coach"
>>63832732
low tier bait m8
>>63832732
Wtf? I think you posted the wrong link by accident
>>63832736
>just get a good coach anon
yeah thats easy
>>63831582
>greatest of all time
nah, Barrera pushed his shit in, his record doesn't have enough GOAT contenders on it to be one himself.
>>63831495
>>63831582
>>63831621
>>63831673
>>63832822
really quite surprised heem is being nice about Naseem, last time we discussed him it was met with "can crushing paki"
>>63832788
obviously your own skills and talent will come to play
but don't get meme striking coach that lets you fight with open hands and chin
>>63832025
>having the same story as me
not enough room for the both of us m8 I think we should have it out
>>63832895
These are always awful
>>63832344
>doing sit ups and using a treadmill
do crunches and go swimming retard
>>63832895
Have you seen the Fedor/Henderson fight? That hit would have heem'd anyone
>>63832919
>implying you could be a better job
>>63832933
hes right about this one though
>>63832960
>khabib
>heem approved
what the fuck
>>63831243
>the naive irish lad
>>63832978
When i made the list Khabib actually fought and wasn't perma injured
>>63832960
Considering almost everyone here is a dumb dumb with a dumb opinion, I would say so.
>>63832960
>no demetrious johnson
fuck off
>>63832933
I recently discovered that I am part Native American and the name of this sports team offends me greatly.
>>63832933
just bought me a pair of these to be comfy during fight night
>1 week from now we will be getting an episode of mcbedded
>>63832935
or do v-sits and ride a bike
penguin heel reaches and go for a jog
smoke and a pancake
Anyone have the blank template for favorite fighter of each division?
>>63833060
wearing some lodgemoks right now senpai comfy af
>>63833060
>being so cold you need to wear moccasins indoors
Posting rare heems
>>63833000
literally who?
"Reno Academy of Combat supported her from the very beginning of her career and helped get her where she is today. Anyway, not to go on and on but it's very sad that some people have no loyalty, honesty or morals! I know one thing is my wife, I and all our gym members / fight team helped her and put up with all her fit throwing for years. I can sleep good at night knowing that we all did the very best for her and were there for her even when she wasn't. Good luck Paige, people will find out the real you eventually. Hope you can sleep at night!"
>>63833590
There are like 4 different versions including the painting. Mnm (Make no mistake), it's a great meme.
>>63833651
>Mnm (Make no mistake)
>>63830914
Yes, but my knees are dominick cruz-esque in function, so it's not as fun as it used to be.
>>63833700
Spent too much time on your knees praying towards Mecca, lmaobud?
>>63833724
>Germany
>Talking about Mecca
Sounds about right you c-uck
>>63833739
>being this new
>>63833724
Nah. Blown left knee wrestling in college, almost lost my right leg in a car accident.
What's a good program for setting an alarm on your computer? I need to wake up for the fights.
>>63833765
How do you almost lose your leg? Like nigga just look down fuck
>>63833755
>me
>new
I've forgotten more about mma than you will ever know
>>63833780
kukuklok.com is the one I use every day
>>63833804
fake
>>63833811
...
>>63833780
PM me your phone number, I'll call you 20 mins before the prelims start
>>63833842
I rather quite like this image
>>63833842
Vanessa best girl
literally perfect
>>63830914
Not anymore but I'm thinking about starting again
>>63833842
ew she looks like native american
>>63833898
She really puts how generic the ring girls are in perspective when she's the hottest despite no ass and that weird smile where she only uses her top lip
>>63833893
>>63833898
Meine Moslems!
>>63833927
>Arlovski suddenly has a jaw
He wont after the new drug testing
Back to getting heem'd all the time for him
>>63833927
Thanks brother Ahmed!
when was the last time you were as hype for a card like you are 194?
168 here
>>63831981
never. its not that kinda sport. you cant build an epic story about a sport where the contests last an average of about 5 minutes
MMA will never create the kinda spectacles that boxing used to. Boxing itself will never be that interesting again though. Promoters ruined it.
>>63833927
praise be to you as well!!
>>63830914
boxing and no gi for a couple years after college/before career. i could heem everyone on /asp/
>>63833980
Never
ROGAN IS LIVE WITH SOME SLUT NAMED CEARA LYNCH
http://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
>>63833980
>168
>Good
Let's settle this, once and for all:
http://strawpoll.me/6117376
http://strawpoll.me/6117376
http://strawpoll.me/6117376
>>63833980
i was pretty hyped to see ronda get ktfo to be frank
>>63834093
thought it was decent desu
but point is pre event hype
>>63834086
>literallly a whore
kek Joe
>>63834086
This is the best he can do?
>>63834093
everyone was hyped for that card. it was back when people still thought anderson had magic powers
post yfw Aldo gets injured and stripped and McGOAT retires Frankie Edgar instead
>>63833842
>>63833893
>tfw no open fire
literally the only thing I want for in life
>>63834152
legit lold at filename
>>63834131
he's worthless as an interviewer
graham and randall were on together and every time they said something "WOW THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE YOU CAN'T EVEN WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND THAT"
how the fuck do you get so little out of those two guys, even if your think he's completely nuts graham is very articulate and interesting
>>63834131
>>63834118
This one is going to get weird.
>>63834152
always skip leg day
Any pics of Rogan's wife?
He can't be faithful to her surely?
>>63834193
he is his own wife
>>63834143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PO0JORhCfA
one of the goat promos
>>63834225
>not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFrvVpVm6HY
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63834086
It's really going downhill for him since Ronda's loss. His brain can't handle the stress anymore after 30 years of drug abuse.
>>63834225
you and me aside 2013 was such a great year for mma and promos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8IAyP7kHEE
>>63834225
https://youtu.be/B1rZAxQPzSk
>>63834240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XswgwYjsPw
https://youtu.be/d3ADYmnnQys
Is anyone else watching this Joe Rogan podcast? He has some porn chick that humiliates keks for a living on the internet talking to him right now
>reserved, private mom
>dad came out as gay when she was 12
what in the fuck kinda of life is this
>>63834086
this is weird
>>63834421
Why isn't she making eye contact?
>>63834225
i back, trust me i back
oh great, it's a Rogaine thread
fuck off guys
>>>/https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/
>Gorilla fucked
>>63834172
Joe should have asked him why he thinks it's OK to have 5 kids with a nigger.
![s17cd4ec9c5ca89a0e500777ecb35f3681f5aada9a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XuUMo7z.jpg "s17cd4ec9c5ca89a0e500777ecb35f3681f5aada9a[1]")
>>63834086
>gorilla fuck
Chieck? Also who /Princess Leia/ masterrace here?
>>63834516
i have that shirt
my mom got it for me at target
Tell me /heem/ what is your fetish?
What is your favorite weight division?
>>63834529
She looks about 14.
top kek at that blackmail story
>>63834638
That was weird.
>asks to get blackmailed
>gets blackmailed
>vid of him doing nasty shit is released and posted
>gets suicidal
This is weird. It is interesting. How did Joe even get this lady on his show? He one of her clients?
>>63834611
Women's Strawweight
>>63834697
fetish or weight division?
>>63834516
Brock Lesnar vs Shane Carwin is one of my favouite fights of all time
>same dudes who go to baseball
lmao
Who is this striking coach?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-Ek_SHVqnA
>ruin me
>>63834804
I would ruin her
lel her facebook page has 3 likes
>>63834804
>makes money off of porn
>Kickstarter
I don't know how long it was but the 13 or so minutes was fine. But this Kickstarter shit bugs me. At least with porn people. Like Christy Mack's Fix My Face fund. She didn't want to dip into her retirement account so asked the fans to give her money to unfuck her face. Then again she can get men to give her money so why not.
>>63834856
don't forget her reconstructive stuff was minor and that doctor did it for free
>>63834856
>helping women with tattoos
>>63834866
>that doctor did it for free
Hope he got a cheeky escort date out of it
>>63833547
Wat dis abt famalam?
>>63835093
>Shogun
>Vitor
kek
>>63835093
which steroids does he take?
>>63835160
bull shark testosterone
>>63835093
>Round 1 Bendo
>tfw gonna miss the card
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63835273
lol why
>>63835309
Work you neet fuck
>>63835320
>working saturdays
>>63835320
But it's Saturday
>>63835320
>works on weekends
Fucking lmao, get a real job, faggot
>>63835344
>>63835352
Muslims don't follow the Christian calendar
>>63835344
>>63835352
>>63835386
>he wont be able to retire at 40
C-UCKS
>>63835320
>being a wagekek
>>63835429
>trading days of your youth so you can be free while you're old and dying
top kuk
>>63835429
>retiring at 40 from washing dishes
Good luck with that
>>63835429
I'll fucking retire you tomorrow after I test your chin
>>63831081
>German flag
>being able to wrestle
Kek
>>63835453
>implying i'm not a lorry driver
>implying i'm not working overtime
>implying i'm not on 70k a year
>>63835453
>>63835458
>>63835426
this fucking banter
So now that Ronda is kill, who are the biggest meme fighters in the sport? I'd say JJ and McGoober.
>>63835510
that asian faggot who is incapable of keeping his hands high and always gets heemed in round 1
>>63835510
Meme is pretty fucking subjective? I don't think Ronda was ever a meme. Neither is Jones. But McGregor is a meme.
UFC
>Joe Rogan:living meme, UFC fighter too
>Conor
>PVZ
>Brendan Schaub:living meme
Meme moveset
>Yair
>Sage
>TJ Dillashit
But I'd say McGoober
>>63831112
posting this should require a punishment via rumbling, vicious, vicious rumbling.
>>63835651
>Ronda
>not a meme
>>63835510
johny hendricks
>tfw I have dockbros phone number but he never picks up
Post rare Edgy Brahs
>>63835705
>tfw I have your mom's phone number and she always picks up
>>63830914
i have sleepy'd someone with a headbutt, a flying spinkick, a spinning back elbow, a casting punch, and a triangle choke
my martial art was alcoholism
>>63835510
Follow up question: which fighters are anti-memes and therefore respectable?
>>63834789
Trevor Whitman
>>63835814
lawler
>>63831900
fluke
>>63835536
Kikuno
>>63835814
Weidman
>>63835814
Nick Diaz
>>63835881
>Diaz
>not a meme
tip top kek
>>63835814
McGregor
>>63835881
>Diaz
>not a meme
The man is a living meme both in and outside the cage.
>muh brother
>muh gf walking into traffic
>muh money
>muh diet
>muh triathlons
>>63835814
Mighty Mouse is so anti-meme he's become a meme.
someone post the sound version of the rogan pasta
>>63835881
>le inability to cut of the cage and gameplan volume boxing man
>not a meme
>>63835814
Frankie Edgar
>>63835705
how did you get it
>>63835925
(You)
>>63835881
Nick Diaz is really good
>>63836001
I'll allow it. Don't know about everyone else.
>>63835964
I don't consider him a meme. Just sad
>manlet
>plays Twitch
>gets 49 viewers max
>was sponsored by Xbox
>boring as fuck fighter
>boring as fuck person
>weighs 110 lbs
>keked by Cruz
>>63836033
At what? Smoking weed? He isn't even that good of a triathlete.
>>63836024
he posted it awhile back in comfy wednesday heem thread
How many bongs till Fight Companion?
I'm literally not even going to watch the card, just the companion.
>>63836123
12 bongs 20 bings
its that time again lads, post your walkout songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
>>63836155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gte3BoXKwP0
>>63836156
Kill yourself.
>>63836156
You have 2 minutes to delete this post.
>>63836156
Yes they are, actually
>look at post
>see flag
>don't recognize country, opinion discarded
>>63836155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an-wU9I0AII
Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger just signed by the UFC to fight Tricia Torres at 194. Personally I'm once again somewhat hype.
>unironically living in burglaria
>>63836155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO_u-EkJZ8E
>>63836226
oh good another lesbian ufc fighter
>>63836226
>$0 USD
>>63836226
>getting paid 8k/8k and 2.5k from reebok to take a short notice fight
no thanks
>>63836321
Yes she is a confirmed power lez.
>>63836354
ill fight a bitch on international telivision for that.
i'll fucking heem her shit up in front of a swedish kek feminist crowd i dont even care. just gibe moni
>>63836354
It's such a meme division she'll unironically be ranked top 10 if she wins. Plus Tecia can literally tee off on you without inflicting any damage.
>>63836354
Why do all UFC haters make shit up? If you take a fight on short notice you get paid. I'm talking like five figures. She's probably making 30/30k. Trust me man. The UFC takes care of fighters like her.
>>63836431
That's almost as good as being a lorry driver.
>>63836431
tip top kek
only if they are stepping in to save a card or something similar
is there a playlist on youtube or elsewhere of all of joe rogans podcasts with mma guests?
>>63836431
I've also heard they get perks like a 2 month and a hotdog brander if they win
>>63830894
that ufc pulse soundtrack time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lspzz8j0oWU
>>63836226
Here's her wife
>>63836482
>huge matchup that will decide the future of the strawweight division
>two of the best in the world were going to fight to find out who may get the next shot
>one gets injured
>very talented underdog fighter with tons of hype is stepping in
She saved the card "m8"
Anyone here remember boondock highlight videos?
I'm looking for one in particular, that used p.o.d. boom as the background music. I'd appreciate any help finding it.
>>63836553
Looks like a single mom.
usually i try use a clippers to shave my balls but always end up catching my scrote and cutting it, never realize i have much
hair on my balls till i foam shave with a razor,
but anyway my point is does anyone here actually believe Cerrone can beat RDA?
>>63836497
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqYXv_L7NiEwSAB8aBzOkvtuAX9oYMbP-
is pretty comprehensive but not in order.
>>63836603
It's probably the longest time Cerrone has got time to gameplan in years + jackson + winklejohn he has a chance senpai
>>63836603
Cerrone has literally no chance against RDA. There is a real reason why he always chokes in big fights. He simply doesn't care about being champion. He doesn't have that outside motivation that true champions have to be the absolute best. He fights for fun and to pay the bills, not to be the best. When it is time to really dig down deep, there is nothing there is no light at the end of the tunnel to keep him going. Similarly to how atheists can never be great fighters.
>>63836603
no but hopefully it will produce some quality memes
>>63836593
she was a single mom until she married jocelyn
>>63836431
kek'd hard, takes me back to early heem
>>63836638
>Similarly to how atheists can never be great fighters.
This deserves a (You)
>>63836676
She's not, though.
>>63831729
BENDO
STUNGUN
SEXYAMA
Ho Choi Fat
>>63836638
>Similarly to how atheists can never be great fighters.
At least we know she won't miss weight
>>63836710
pencil yourself in buddy
It looks like she's really into helping people with cancer. I wonder what she thinks of PVZ
>>63832006
go away hotwheels
>>63836734
>working with Dolce
She already lost.
>>63836801
If she's normal she thinks PVZ is a fucking sleazeball motherfucker.
>>63830914
D1 college wrestler
>>63836878
>get rid of mike dolce, they said...
whens fight night
>>63830914
took karate classes for 2 weeks when i was 10
quit when i moved to a new town
i bet i could heem anyone on /asp/
>>63836947
tonight in about 5 bongs
>>63836957
I would have had a massive dump and then gone to bed
>>63836965
thanks clemente
>tfw Felice will never be your masculine gf
>>63837165
poor felice knocked out of favor with heem
>>63837207
nice white family
>>63836354
10k/10k is the current minimum.
>>63837207
that guy looks like he has seen some shit
>>63837245
ya, iraq
>>63837207
which former soviet country is this family from
>>63836618
thanks lad, no matter what happens know that somewhere out there someone appreciates what you do
>>63837245
Pretty sure he was a soldier and did some heinous shit that made him develop ptsd. She did an interview where she talks about him being abusive.
>>63837245
he was an alcoholic who abused her entire family because >muh ptsd
>>63837256
lol i just realized shes from iraq. i heard the name marcos/marcus and thought she was hispanic or greek or eastern european or some other shit like that
>>63837195
>tfw i keep losing the magic trick webm
>>63837207
BUILD WALL
Edith Bosch
So I hear ronda rousey is doing a bunch of TV shows and movies now?
Confirmed for meme fighters who bails from the UFC as soon as some real competition moves in?
>>63837464
She's been competing since she was 12. Basically her entire life has been devoted to competition at the highest level. She deserves a break.
>>63837495
>what was 2008-2011
>>63837545
Do you expect Rousey fans to actually know anything about her from before the hype train
las
las
how many bingalings and bongalongs to the early prelims, prelims and main card?
2122
>>63837464
She's the modern day Gina Carano: crushes cans until she faces someone with talent that beats them into an entertainment career
also if someone could post the card with the times it would be very much appreciated (that kind of stuff should be in the OP tbqph shame on you OP)
>>63837591
>>63837629
would have been so much easier to go to ufc.com m8
>>63837618
Gina went high test and stayed attractive in her post fight career.
I don't think Ronda can do that, she has zero control over her weight between fights. She'll bloat up and it'll kill her career.
>post on heem
>stream on twitch
the struggles
>>63837822
>She'll bloat up
can't wait desu
Main Card (UFC Fight Pass) 8 a.m. ET/1 p.m. UK
>Benson Henderson vs. Jorge Masvidal (170 lbs)
>Dong Hyun Kim vs. Dominic Waters (170 lbs)
>Yoshihiro Akiyama vs. Alberto Mina (170 lbs)
>Doo Ho Choi vs. Sam Sicilia (145 lbs)
Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass) 5 a.m. ET/10 a.m. UK
>Dongi Yang vs. Jake Collier (185 lbs)
>Yui Chul Nam vs. Mike de la Torre (145 lbs)
>Tae Hyun Bang vs. Leo Kuntz (155 lbs)
>Seo Hee Ham vs. Cortney Casey (115 lbs)
>Yao Zhikui vs. Fredy Serrano (125 lbs)
>Ning Guangyou vs. Marco Beltrán (135 lbs)
>Dominique Steele vs. Maestro Dong Hyun Kim (170 lbs)
>>63837651
want them on the thread desu senpai
hope I got em right
>>63837843
It's just the beginning.
>>63837855
>10am card
>On the one day I'm probably going to be up late since I somehow slept from 17:00-02:00
Gr8
>>63837873
This is thick, not fat.
Very deliciously thick.
>>63837822
>>63837843
Yeah true, although Gina actually has some acting talent. Why wound anyone want to sign Ronda onto a movie now? All the mystique around her is gone, and she's not very good at acting
>>63838095
steph curry is playing right now if you want to watch a real athlete
>>63838097
thick in all the wrong places
>>63838105
plus she won't ever get over this loss
>>63838105
People like Ronda can get great at anything they set their sights to. Have you ever read Miyamoto Musashi?
>tfw you go to the catalog for the first time in months and realise you don't want to be anywhere, anywhere but heem
>>63838114
>Steph Curry
Delete this then get the fuck out. I go to /HEEM/ TO NOT READ ABOUT CHEATERS LIKE STEPH CURRY,TOM BRADY, SCAM NEWTON
>>63838346
>for the first time in months
don't know how you can do that m8
>>63838393
it's not difficult m8, in fact it's a lot easier
>>63838393
Want me to show you?
http://www.4chan.org/sp/heem
>>63838171
Let's hope Holly didn't break her then, which is a real possibility.
>>63838346
you missed a good feels thread last night
>>63838171
Ronda got Barao'd/Maynard/JDS. She'll never be the same again. But she was a real hero before she got killed.
I thought the fight card was today because the weigh in were yesterday.
Did they weigh in two days before?
>>63838741
shut up idiot
>>63837462
She looks a lot more feminine now, definitely drinking her organic juice during the Olympics though
>>63838741
I'll say it like this: they weighed in around 24 hours ago. Me trying to say 'today' or 'yesterday' is just confusing because we live in different places, and the fights are taking place in somewhere else. Not sure what time it was locally when they weighed in, but it was late night for me
>>63838770
No need to be hostile.
lads, i think we have a fixed fight for tomorrow.
Kuntz has gone from a moderate underdog to evens in the last couple of days. Then in the last day (especially in the last couple of hours) he has shifted to a relatively heavy favourite. Bang came out and said he was injured a couple of days ago but surely not that severely as the doctors still have to clear him.
Was it only me, or what the Fight Night presser impossible to watch due to the translater talking over everybody all the fucking time? I swear it gave me a fucking headache.
>>63835814
I assume anti-meme means whitebread and interchangeable.
Weidman
Rockhold
>>63838805
Ok I got confused because technically it's on tonight for me and I thought it was tomorrow which would mean 2 days between weigh in and fight time.
>>63838442
Joanna is so goddamm adorable.
>>63838442
footgame subpar 2bh
im seriously thinkg of dropping another 500 on bendo vs masvidal goes the distance.
how does this end inside? this guys are the biggest point fighters ever.
>>63838849
It's Akiyama. He's throwing his fight.
>>63838898
>Rockhold
actively pretending to not be gay is meme-tier
>>63839028
benson has finished in his last two wins though
masvidal isn't exactly a top tier fighter either
>>63839028
>another 500
is that pesos or real money? are you in a cartel?
>>63835814
rory mac
>>63839065
it's like thirty bucks if it's pesos
>nearly 11 PM
>fights haven't started
i'm not paying for 194 just because of this
>>63839177
>be a fight fan in the US
>not living on the west coast
I'd heem myself, honestly
>>63839039
Where are his patented abs?
>tfw im working when the main card starts and get off when it ends
someone heem me
>>63833990
tbf the biggest jew promoter at the time was the one promoting gatt-ward so ehh umm ha
>>63839454
Look at me like that one more time and I'll permaheem you.
>>63835848
get fucked tysons not even in the top 3 heavyweights of the 90's
>>63835510
anyone with 'hall' in last name
>>63839486
>implying you could stop my double leg
you don't even flick your jab, settle down son
>>63833514
jej haven't seen that posted in a while
>>63839560
You can't even pass guard. I'll butcher you from the bottom.
>>63839577
Not him, but i would shoot a double so hard and fast that i would almost certainly end up in mount, your sissy hips and thighs would be no hinderance.
>>63839654
tbqh lad that's kind of hot.
>>63839654
Shut the fuck up dude. I could rape you right now. Not boxing with my fast fucking hands. I mean with my dick. I could put my dick in your mouth after taking you down and you'd be defenseless. Chill out.
>>63839577
guess we'll find out then, meet me at the airport tomorrow so i can heem you and enjoy a vacation
>>63839761
>One way
Good choice, because you're not returning from this permanent heem I'm going to lay on you.
>>63839761
>Alex
Are you a girl? Please respond. If not then you got a fuckboi name.
>>63839708
You ain't takin nothing down, i'd sprawl so hard you'd break your face on the ground. Wouldn't be thinking about getting your dick sucked on the way to the hospital.
>>63839761
>one way
You're already mentally beaten lad
>>63839761
>>63839854
also, why are yours so expensive
>>63839854
>he doesnt prepare to die mentally before he goes into combat
i bet you get heemed alot
>all these keybard warriors
Seriously? How the fuck do you guys live with yourselves? We got a bunch of fucking faggots saying they could heem everyone here but no one, and I mean no one here ever has. I've heemed people, not just out but I mean permanent heemed them. Them sleepy forever. I was a Marine. I served as a Forward Observer and Field Radio Operator for Hotel Battery, Third Batallion, Fourteenth Marines, Fourth Marine Division. I'm a black belt fourth degree Konoshiny in the Marines Martial Arts. That means I'm taught to kill, not knock people out,I mean straight up kill. Rip out throats,snap necks with one hand, heart punches, rip out your finger bones and stab you with them. I'm a monster,straight up. If the UFC offered a super secret "Kill of The Night" bonus I would win that shit in a heartbeat. You guys say "I bet I could heem everyone here". I'll take you up on your bet because I FUCKING KNOW I could heem everyone here to the living death. Next time you fucking type some stupid shit that you're gonna beat someone up think again about what you're typing and who you're typing it to. Cause it might be me.
>>63839988
>they can't use this in the UFC cause it's too lethal bro
i bet i could take you down
>>63839761
those tabs tho. i chucked, alex
I could heem every here, but I have yet to get my barehand license and so it's illegal for me to use my hands for anything until I have.
>>63840032
I listed my battalion and stuff so you can come find me. You want some come get some. Fighters aren't allowed to use Krav Maga because it is. Neither Ninjitsu because it was taught to ninjas. Pic related is me.
>>63840091
i wish i was there so i could spit in your face
one time during boxing a lanklet foreigner tried to shoot a double on me and i controlled his baby wrists with boxing gloves on. they were loaner gloves too and smelled like a thousand butts
>>63831557
Yeah I wouldn't mind seeing Makdessi on FS1, suprising to me that he isn't considering he's been on a main card of a PPV
>>63840121
I'll get you someday. There's too much cameras here.
>>63831981
bro according to the Bellator announcers Straus vs Pitbull was the Gatti-Ward of MMA
you think schaub is catching some zzz's before fight companion?
has any analysts actually fessed up on being a complete fluff for Rousey yet? Everything I've heard is people just pretending they weren't that much of Rousey hype
>>63840134
Maybe he has that weird Ryan Bader thing.
>Ryan beats Rampage
>gets heemed by Lyoto
>gets thrown to the prelims for Mighty Mouse card
>>63840203
yeah he might have bumped his chin on something and passed out
>>63834318
>Aerosmith
Dropped
>>63835093
Mixed him up with Daniel boy
>>63836226
>tricia
>>63837855
Shit card desu
>>63840217
Florian and Anik were pretty candid about it
>>63840249
Hahaha I didn't catch that
>>63840203
I've never done drugs but i've been around my friends get high enough times to spot someone that will fall asleep by the mere smell of a joint being lit, and schaub is no doubt one of those people
>>63839988
This is good pasta
8 bongs
>>63830914
i train mma and your mother
>>63840217
can u believe schaub fucked her? what a low test amirite?
>what will your reaction be when rockhold subs the meme?
>>63840532
On my cable it says it's in 5.
Who to believe?
>>63840785
i was looking at the timer for the main card, my bad
>>63840682
That fight could go either way, that's what makes it so interesting.
>>63840274
you faggot. theyre still saying rousey is a "Once in a Lifetime" fighter because shes a celebrity. fuck these guys
>>63840682
>yfw Rockhold gets ktfo first round
>>63841182
Won't happen. Weedman's game is distance and strong counters regardless of what tards think, Rockhold is too sly and physically stronger than Weidman in the grapple. R1 sub and new.
>>63835426
Kek
>people in this thread actually believe memecregor will beat based Aldo
>>63841258
i wish i was tall so i could take steroids without just making myself look sillier
>>63840614
Who did Schaub fuck?
>>63841444
Ronda Rousey
>>63841451
how wild do you think they got between the sheets?
>>63841415
Epic meme
Now post some sage northcut and your quota will be filled for the night
>>63841451
isn't that Norm?
>>63841478
please stop being mean to me
>>63834611
Middleweight or Heavyweight
>>63841451
I've always wondered how schaub first approached her. Does she say it in the book? I know some anos have read it
>>63841472
They did a Fighter & the Kid podcast together early in their relationship. This happened:
>Ronda: [some comment about training someone]
>Schaub: See! That's why I don't give privates.
>Ronda: Oh yeah you do :3
>Schaub: *blushes*
>[...]
>Ronda: I meant I could beat Cain under the right circumstances. I could beat you under the right circumstances, too.
>Schaub: Well no, you couldn't. Maybe if I was tied to a chair.
>Ronda: That isn't what I would do to you if you were tied to a chair :P
You could probably find it easily, it's worth a listen.
>>63841644
>:3
>:P
>>63841644
watch out /heem/
schaubposters have evolved
before
>pics of schaub
now
>interesting story not only involving schaub but also someone of real significance
I actually somewhat enjoyed this schaubpost, fml
>>63841635
>>>/TMZ/
>>63839761
Hahahhahahahhahaahhahahahha
The fucking Reebok fight kit tab
Dude I just woke up my grandparents I laughed so fucking loud, wish I could buy you a beer brother
please tell me no one here has bought that reebok stuff
>>63841725
wew lad
>>63841725
>Dude I just woke up my grandparents
Calm down dude, don't want to wake grams.
How many more bongs?
>>63841793
3 bongs 38 bings
timer here:
http://www.ufc.tv/video/henderson-vs-masvidal-fight-pass-prelims
>>63841704
>someone of real significance
>Ronda
Kek'd
>>63841815
thanks brah
does this have timers for every card?
>>63841831
>tf
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-194
Bendo vs Masvidal. Who wins and why heem?
>>63841984
Bendo by split deciszzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>63841707
Not really... Well maybe a little
>>63841984
toothpick decision via stick n move.
>>63841818
Ronda's still the biggest star of the UFC, even with her loss.
(the content of this post is my opinion)
>>63841984
Masvidal takes it early with his sharper striking and nice angle cutting, but Bendo keeps up the pressure and takes the last 3 rounds
>>63841984
bendo TKO leg kicks to the leg section of the leg
>>63842102
and don't forget those nasty thigh punches
>>63841984
Bendo looking tight and thick at 170.
>tfw no one reposts your cute sage gif
>>63842145
poor doggy :(
is vomiting on your opponent legal in unified rules?
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Zingano for best fightfu
>>63841644
>transcribing 3 year old tfatk convos
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
A
AAHA
AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
ahahahha
>>63836730
Now post the heem because it's fantastic.
>>63842470
>>63836730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT0pBjU1G8E
M'consciousness
![Shogun_Rua_USATSI_6452596_168380945_lowres[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VIbkjFM.jpg "Shogun Rua USATSI 6452596 168380945 lowres[1]")
Let me hear you appreciation for this man
>>63842532
is that a hematoma in his arm?
>>63842532
Overrated. Was so happy when Jones destroyed him.
>>63842532
Shogun hit his prime early, his instincts have long faded.
>>63842578
>shogun is 34
>looks and fights like he's 41
>>63842532
beast, too many gym wars stopped him from being one of the best ever.
>>63842650
Better than the nogueiras who've always looked like they were in their late 40's
>>63842669
father time took the beat-stick to the nogs.
New Thread
>>63842729
>>63842729
>>63842729
>>63842729
New Thread
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>>63842729
>>63842729
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