Everyone knows jags guy.
Everyone knows 30 for 30
I'm going to be interviewing the real life Jags Guy.gif individual next week. We'll be using the recordings for an /sp/ 30 for 30 about jags guy and his rise to fame, whether he even know's he's famous, etc
What questions would /sp/ specifically like me to ask him?
Pic related, jags guy at the beach doing his patented face
>>63812484
How did you find him?
Ask him when he first realized he was 4chan famous.
BTW, I like this /sp/ 30 for 30 thing you're doing
Don't care
>>63812549
I'm a private investigator by trade. It's what I do. If this is somewhat successful, I think I'll make a youtube channel where I track down ebin maymays and do a 30 for 30 on them (doesn't have to be /sp/ related but desu the only boards i visit are /sp/, /pol/, and /k/, so...)
Also, that will be my first question, but he may not even be aware he's famous
was he really at columbine
if so ask did he know those lads who don shot it up
>>63812825
I can confirm for a fact that he was never at Columbine. In fact his whole life was spent on the eastern side of America. He's also a michigan fan IRL.
How'd he become a Jacksonville Jaguars fan
>>63812675
Also, ask him if he remembers the play in question (doubtful), and what happened to cause the reaction.
Has anyone recognized him
>>63812994
That's a great question that I will ask him but I can already answer the question (mostly):
Jags are down to Tennessee 23-3 in the 4th with about 6:40 to go. The jags are actually on the TN 4 yard line. The play *previous* to his reaction was a 1 yard draw play. So it's now 3rd and goal on the tennessee 3rd. After the draw play is when he makes the reaction. Keep in mind, Jags started this specific drive from their own 20. This specific drive has lasted 7 minutes at this point.
Even more interesting, 2 plays later when it's 4th and goal on the 1 yard line, Trent Edwards throws an interception in the endzone resulting in a touchback. Tennessee scores as a result of the interception.
>>63813020
Good question assuming he knows he's famous!
>>63812982
Well he moved to Jacksonville so I imagine that's how but I'll ask him that as well
Doxxing is illegal. Reported.
>>63813375
I'm not doxxing you moron. I'm not posting his name or any of his information, and he's willingly volunteering to participate in this, doofus.
Ask him about his life, where he grew up/went to school, what sports he played etc, then about how/why he became a jags fan
Fucking why?
He was a fan at a game that made a funny face
>>63813583
Because there are people in this thread that are interested
>>63813573
Well, he got in a car accident when he was 18 that put him in a coma for 3.5 years. He grew up in Ohio, but is a Michigan fan of all sports. However, these are all questions I'll still ask him
>>63813583
Probably because nearly everyone on this website has a picture of him saved on their computer this very second.
>>63813896
>he got in a car accident when he was 18 that put him in a coma for 3.5 years.
Fucking hell. Was Jags Guy.gif before that? Because if not it's a miracle he even survived, let alone had enough control of his mental faculties and facial muscles to make the Jags Guy face.
>>63814337
Does jagsguy.gif look like a fucking 17 year old
>>63812484
is that actually jagsguy?
>>63812484
Ask him if he keeps his ketchup in the fridge
>>63814367
I've seen 17 year olds that look that old, yeah.
Ask him (in the second, lesser known part of the .gif) who he was talking to sitting on his right
>>63814461
Well shit there must be something special in the water in Hospitalland
Sorry
>>63814454
this desu
>>63812484
Ask him if an horse is a athlete
>>63812484
you god damned legend
Do his parents know he's gay.
thank you anon
Questions I have
His feelings on Cam Newton, Russell Wilson, Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady?
Thoughts on concussions in the NFL.
Is he a big guy?
>>63812484
I beg you not to do this, you will kill the legend.
>>63812484
That's good but how much can this nigga bench? Straight up, no back arching or bullshit range of motion reps.
>>63814750
Is his face perpetually in jags face mode?
>>63814783
>>63814783
This. how many plates is this nigga movin
>>63814644
I've been laughing for 5 minutes straight and my parents just fired me
Thanks alot
>>63814337
Yeah it was quite a few years ago, like 20 years ago. He couldn't speak or walk very well afterwards but he had a therapist for quite a while and even got into college after every doctor told him he wouldn't be able to go. I know this sounds like a movie or something but it's 100% true.
>>63814447
Yes that's a very recent photo.
>>63814454
lel k
>>63814519
I know what you're talking about and I'm pretty sure I know who it is he's talking to but I'll ask him. Keep in mind, this game occurred just over 5 years ago now (The game was on October 18, 2010)
>>63814461
does THIS look like a 17 year old?
>>63814644
he's married
>>63814607
that's dumb
>>63814675
welcome
>>63814678
good questions ok
>>63814717
no i won't ya doofus. we aren't even making fun of him either, I think he'll enjoy it. I'll screen cap some parts of this thread to show him how much people like him so feel free to say nice things that you want him to see
>>63814750
not fuckin true. He went to HS in ohio.
>>63814783
probably not very much due to his accident
>>63814799
yes
where will i be able to see this shit after
>>63814839
How can I become a private investigator for memes?
>>63814931
The first step is to have more autism than a magic the gathering tournament.
OP is a fucking faggot, he's just getting these pictures from his Facebook which has been known about for fucking ages. To the rest of you, lurk more
Jesus fucking christ
>>63814985
alright then tough guy, whats his facebook?
>>63814985
Hello autismo
Quick fact, since Jags Guy made the famous face, the Jags have not had another .500 start to the season. Jags ended that year 8-8, and going into that game they were actually 3-2. Which means that Jags guy was present for the best jags team in the past half decade. Jags guy may have actually killed the jags.
>>63814985
Of course that's where I got them, I'm not claiming that to be the difficult part. I could post his address and phone number, birthday, etc, but I'm not gonna dox him. I will say his apt number beings with a 7, though, and that's all I'll say.
>>63815016
No, that part is right, I did get the pics off his facebook (which I also won't link to here), but the other information is not from facebook.
>>63814871
Youtube and I'll obviously be posting it on here. I reckon people will spam it a bunch afterwards so it's not like you're gonna miss it.
>>63814931
Have your life spiral out of control
>>63815063
Fo real tho how do I get into PI
>>63815016
Don't want to get banned for doxxing but his initials are BT
I'm sure our "private investigator" friend will confirm that
>>63815063
Quick fact;
The jags started this very season 1-1.
Why? Who cares if he's a meme. That's the only reason we know of him. Why do any of you care about his life? It takes away the mystery of the reaction itself
This is a lie. OP is a faggot and baited you all
what's his facebook?
>>63815083
Yes, that's his initials.
>>63815079
I used to be undercover investigator for an unnamed non-profit organization. After getting tired of having my videos skewed by that organization, I quit and settled down. I'm a pretty good investigator and got into PI work. If *you* want to get into PI work then look for a large-ish PI firm near you and try to get trained up by them. Some states you need a license to practice private investigations defacto, so check your local laws and just call other PI's and see what they say. The community isn't super cut throat and all the PI's currently are either in their 20's or in their 60's. It's a good time to get in.
>>63815101
meh well close enuf
>>63815111
Because he's actually had a pretty interesting life. Also, we seem to know everything about every other ebin maymay that comes around but this dude is an enigma. I think people will actually like his story and think he's a bretty cool guy.
>>63815163
I just told you I'm not going to post it and I don't figure any one else will either since you're gonna get banned and why ruin a decent thing
Really? People already forgot? Okay, then.
>>63815163
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/63438085/#63443913
Here you go, anon
>>63815083
Also, here's a non-facebook picture of our Jags bro.
Colored over it so you fags can't run it through a reverse image search
>>63815324
Fuck off nobody cares
>>63814839
m8, do ask him if he thinks horse is a /sp/
from the context, I mean, does he think that hors racing is legit athletics
you did come to /sp/ asking for interview questions afterall, these things matter to /sp/
his regard for the wrestlefag show, who he think the goat is in each of the pro leagues, whether he pays any attention at all to international or foreign leagus, futbal or the like
WC and Oly's, what he thinks about the Rio and Sochi bids, Qatar
all good /sp/ questions
>>63815365
Alright, I'll ask him about a couple of those then, including an horse, but I won't ask him about Qatar or wrestling or Oly shit or fustal. He only seems to show interest for american sports, mainly Football.
>>63815351
Why did you tell me that?
>>63815408
right then
are you going to do the interview on an awkward set, like Between Two Ferns
or will this be more like a 20/20 piece w/ lots of photos and cut shots
>>63815466
neither
Also who do you guys think I should look for after Jags guy?
>>63815486
>>63815486
I want to know what Kirk Herbstriet thinks about this clip
>>63815486
As many people from that Marshall Henderson gif that you can find
>>63815517
lel. you have seen the full clip right? It was just eminem fuckin around for a few seconds mayne
>>63815530
And ask them what? Any person in particular? That one doesn't really have a centralized and such popular character as jags guy, which is why it's not really that viable of an option
>>63815265
>all Detroit teams
>>63815581
Ask them what they were feeling in the moment. There are people seemingly exhibiting every emotion in that gif
There's that gif of the mest fan smiling. You could try that
>>63815649
Oh the jim carry lookin dude? Yeah that one may be good, what should I ask him? I mean I had an idea of all the things I wanted to ask jags guy since he's so old but still so mysterious, but i haven't thought out anyone else yet desu
>>63815486
Track down some of the qts from some gifs
Wisconsin girl
Dodgers girl
etc
>>63815581
what I hear is that he was staring at the tOSU marching band or something, but I still like to think he was high at the time
this girl, right here
>>63815682
He's got a pretty devastated friend next to him so you could ask him about that. Ask why he was smiling. His thoughts about the mest getting btfo by the royals. Other meme stuff
>taking memes that seriously
autism: the thread
>>63815486
Find Titans btfo happy holidays guy
>>63815815
cool thanks for your input but why did you waste your time to post that?
>>63815830
post it
>>63815815
>he posted in a thread about something he doesn't like
>for free
Out of hot pockets so soon?
>>63815841
>>63815846
>you don't like my opinion but you still reply em
you are doing the same...
damn, I despise americlaps, you can't be dumber
>>63815486
Try to get Kornheiser's take on being an ebin maymay
>>63815742
This too
DO IT FAGGOT
>>63815903
You're living proof that you CAN be dumber.
Go back to Taringa
>>63815925
>le sepoy gorilla ameriboo
kys
>>63815914
Unfortunately, guys like Kornheiser and Herbstriet and all these other je...uh...guys, are all media folks and probably have a PR agent I've gotta go through, although Kornheiser is a good idea but I'm not gonna pay this nigga money to ask him memes
>>63815903
Yeah, cuz it's my thread, and I'm replying to everyone. However, you didn't answer the original question, why did you open a thread you weren't interested in just to post to tell everyone they are autistic? Hey, did it make you feel clever after that or something? Did you change anyones mind? I have a reason to reply to you...you're posting in my thread, dumbass. What's your rational for posting in here?
>>63816060
To make fun of how you chose to waste your time
>>63816078
So who's waste of time is more productive here, mine or yours?
>>63812675
>/pol/
Nah. Fuck off.
>>63816115
>you waste time posting here and doing that autistic interview
>I'm only wasting time posting here
The answer is obvious
>>63815265
Hey, ask him if the Jags are a legit secondary team or if he just wore that shirt cause he was at the game.
Ask him how he would feel if the Jaguars relocated.
>>63816115
How come you aren't replying to the qt requests?
>>63815920
theres an actual gif of him (sorry, i dont have it) floating around.. and its a different score on the screen. implying they definitely showed him more than once on that broadcast.
>>63816143
My waste of time practices my skill that I use to make money, and it will entertain a couple thousand people.
Your just tells everyone you live in Argentina, so you take a loss right off the bat, "whitey"
>>63816152
Best questions so far.
>>63816156
Because they're fuckin stupid. No one was gonna fap to jags guy, regardless of what I did. I'm not going to find 7/10s for everyone to jerk off to it. I like it when folks laugh or learn from my work, not jerkin off
>>63816202
here
dude looks like he wants to be anywhere but there. but grats for him sticking it out in that shitfest.
>>63816123
>DUDE WEED LMAO
naw, you fuck off.
>>63812484
>Private investigator
>Acting like /sp/ didn't find Bruce Traub AKA "Jags Guy" fucking months ago
Stop
>>63816221
>Because they're fuckin stupid. No one was gonna fap to jags guy, regardless of what I did. I'm not going to find 7/10s for everyone to jerk off to it. I like it when folks laugh or learn from my work, not jerkin off
Ok sorry ;_;
>>63815265
>step daughter is in a relationship
>Jags guy will never be your father-in-law
why even live?
>>63816401
it's ok friend i'm just frustrated today at stuff today
>>63816515
I just want to know if dodgers qt is still qt
>>63812484
>an /sp/
It's pronounced spee not es pee you fucking double nigger
>>63816589
Uh no, that's retarded
>>63816589
It's spuh you retarded faggot
>>63816731
either this or "ess-pee" are acceptable imo
>>63815742
http://espn.go.com/blog/playbook/fandom/post/_/id/19333/reddits-stop-girl-discusses-internet-fame
>>63817617
>reddit's
we claimed her first t b h
>>63817726
last call
>>63812484
you know he lived through the columbine massacre?
>>63813896
Does he bleed green and white or blue and maize?
Also does he ever go on /sp/ and does he post himself if he does?
Ask him for tips on how to get a girlfriend/wife as cute as his.
>>63812675
That is awesome. I'd love to hear from these living maymays
>>63818144
it's very obvious you did not read this thread
>>63818179
Blue and Maize.
>>63818236
Actually, what most of you'll relate to, he used to be a "tfw no gf" for quite a while. He was friendzoned a few times, and he even was once married to a girl who only wanted documentation and money and left after she got that. Up until a few years ago, this dude probably was indistinguishable from your typical /sp/ poster, honestly, but he persevered.
please let this have tons of memes and just make him feel awkward about it
best case scenario he frequents /sp/ and will understand and throw some memes back at you
>>63815063
Ask him about Harbaugh, did he think he'd come back to Michigan and all that.
>>63818382
Believe it or not, I'm not really socially inept like a majority of you, and I do recorded statements/interviews all the time. It'll be funny and informative and cool all at once
>>63818495
I'm sure he'd love to talk to me about Harbaugh desu so ok
>>63818529
wait what's the wordfilter that triggers "desu" I forgot what word I used before Harbaugh, I think it was t-b-h
>>63818591
yea desu senpai
Don't forget his Myspace photo OP
>>63822532
Wow nice bump friend but what's the point
