Lions 7-0 with 1 minute in the 1st
>>63804837
>Quin ded
GG season over
FORGOT ABOUT TREY
/a/
nth
First for Dom Capers Defense
Everything is so perverted and dishonest in America today. Everything is saturated with fine print, disclaimers and unethical practices to make money. Greed abounds and businesses have become cut-throat, resorting to unethical methods of bilking consumers out of every dime they possible can. The people who run the corporations are very smart people, and they hire professionals on top of that, who do nothing but figure out how to get our money, put us in debt, make us obese, put us on prescription drugs, lead us to support criminal politicians, et cetera.
What people need to do is detoxify (just as with one's physical body) from all the consumer advertising, hype and dishonest marketing. Decide not to watch TV, or use your credit card, or go out to eat, or play their game as much as possible for 3-months (I dare you to try if you can), and then you'll see just how much the average person is caught-up in today's madhouse, greedy and insane culture in America! Most people are so materialistic, selfish and apathetic that they are well nigh hopeless from Heaven's perspective. What are you doing with your life for God? A lot of Americans get really upset when told that they are sinful, arrogant, dumbed-down, perverted, selfish and spoiled; thus proving my point
i g g l e s
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I love when big white tight ends juke people out
inb4 Eagles turn it over
I wish my girlfriends kids would stop jumping and playing in front of the tv. Almost spilled my Old Style.
>>63804875
G/a/Y
>>63804860
i really, really like this image
>Quinn
Fuck
Eaglesfag here
Hungover...coffee w/Bailey's...not eating until around 5:00...still comfy af
Enjoying the dumpster fires from Eagles and Lions faggots
Who /youlikethat/ here?
DUBS for turnover
>Jim Bob Cooter is a real name
Get it together America
God bless America
WOMEN OUT
For /a/!
>>63804906
he does so much work
rip
>We Fancy
>>63804885
/tumblr/
i wish people would stop using murray as the face of the team in promotional shit and such
he's a mercenary who signed with us and has been misused and overall ineffective
i'd prefer a defensive player or even bradford
>sanchez with the attempted block
based
>>63804885
What are you talking about? It's like that everyday and it's only a matter of time before stores are open on Christmas and you know what, I hope it is so these non-believers can't have an excuse to be lazy and not work, especially the dishonest Jews of B&H
why is mark sanchez a goat QB now?
what happened?
The best part about being an Eagles fan: unlike Detroit, our team isn't known as a perennial loser and Philly isn't full of fucking niggers like detroit is
Sanchez is mediocre, but at least he has heart
>>63804925
meanie
:3
>Movie shitting on the NFL during an NFL game
>concussion
is this fucking real?
#concussionmovie
Really...
>>63804905
Until they lose
>>63804909
You know the NFC East is a fucking joke, right?
Go have some turkey sandwiches, Foreskinsfag
Who else here is skipping Thanksgiving and staying home all day?
>>63804953
That's a good one
>>63804941
>fuck anime
>with ANOTHER chinese cartoon image
pls m8
>>63804953
>Lions have the same number of owls as the Eagles
Feels good to be elite senpai
>>63804957
Movie looks like it was made by a concussed retard
honestly who the fuck is gonna go see concussion?
I don't want to see a movie shitting on the NFL, and I can't imagine non football fans caring
>>63804964
when they lose i have this image
>>63804837
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! THE QB OF THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES!
https://youtu.be/uTd2vsmbVLE
>>63804953
I see what you did there.
>>63804837
>mfw Goodell getting blown out in the court of public opinion
>>63804953
>>63804953
>Philly isn't full of fucking niggers
>>63804979
I am, but I like medical movies
>>63804969
Simpsons is my favorite anime
stuffed!
>>63804979
Fans of football and brain disease pathology
e.g. me
$20 says field goal
FUCK so close to stopping it
As a /co/ person that Lucifer thing makes me so fucking angry
>>63804967
Thinking about it
>Murray out of shotgun
STOP
T
O
P
>Van Noy doing anything
Drink up
Who else thinks these turkey captchas are fucking awesome and should be made year round?
puttin the team on his back doe
TD CELEK
Trump, Cruz, Clinton or Sanders /sp/?
everyone dying
>>63804995
>not PTI
Pleb
Only the Eagles can make a 5-foot endzone drive a fucking ordeal
SO MUCH HEART
Happy turkey day muricans
>>63805000
paypal: [email protected]
>>63804982
>that autistic rage
>>63805019
rubio
>>63804979
I am. Looks entertaining.
Based Buck
>>63805019
Carson
>>63804990
Only one part of Philly has niggers. The suburbs are lily white
No one associates Philly with niggers like they do with Detroit
>>63804999
NFL is just mocking Traumatic brain injury now
Hurrdurr smash head get drain bramage make dollars fuck swag gobble gobble
Guys, my microwave just broke. How am I gonna make my grilled cheese now?
>>63805019
Clinton
The fuck is on Joe Buck's face?
>>63805027
>aol.com
you can forget it grandpa
also who keeps telling joe buck he looks good with a "beard"
>>63805024
who this cum drum?
>>63805030
my nigga
>>63805042
in the toaster
Joe Buck looks like a homosexual.
>>63805048
looks like 50 year old woman's pubes.
>>63805026
Thanks senpai hope you're having a good day anon.
Anyone know if the Michael Strahan collection is good?
>>63805019
Cruz
>Mike Pereira probably getting paid millions of dollars to sit on his boomer ass and provide commentary about 'questionable' NFL plays
God Bless America, faggots
Matt, you here m8?
>>63805053
A homosexual would have a better beard than that.
>>63805053
Looks like?
Gobble gobble
>>63805063
Yeah. I'm here
>Megashit
>The NFL rulebook is the most difficult books to get through in the history of everything thats been written in the united states
did i really just hear joe buck say that?
Can someone kindly explain to me why Mark Sanchez's lips are so fucking shiny? They constantly look like he's spitting up water.
>>63804953
>Lincoln Field literally has a courthouse inside of it
>Booing Santa
>Throwing Batteries at Orphans
Philly ladies and gentlemen
>>63805062
All refs are rich, so they don't throw games.
>>63805019
A Walker/Jindal ticket senpai
>>63805063
Hey, Straya
>the city of Joe bucks beard
>>63805053
he isn't so much a Homosexual as a Aikensexual
>>63805074
lip balm for dick
>>63804979
Many people are fans of NFL teams, but fucking hate the League itself, especially Goodell. This movie shits on the NFL and Goodell more than football in general.
PARTY
TIME
>>63805074
>2015
>not having shiny lips
Real talk lions fans: why would you want to win this game?
>go to 7-11 to buy some beer
>girl behind the counter says she'd like to join me at the party I'm going to
If only she knew I'd go home and watch the football in my underwear alone
>>63805071
I don't think he knew how to end that sentence so he just kept going.
how does that even happen?
>>63804979
My Dad is African and I just can not stand the terrible fucking acccent Will Smith is trying to do, so no. Plus apparently it's not good
>>63805082
>Aikensexual
Aikmansexual*
All these Stafford land dragons
sta>>63805093
furd playing with heard
GOATFORD
how the FUCK DO YOU MISS THAT FUCKING SACK
IT'S NOT FUCKING TOUGHNESS THEY LITERLALY MISSED MANY TACKLES
HOW DO YOU GET THAT MUCH PRESSURE AND NOT TACKLE THE FUCKING QB
>>63804967
Not skipping thanksgiving but I am staying home all day.
Who /grownupwithafamily/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ROwRFzf_As
Who /chicken tenders/ here?
>>63805071
Joe Buck said Bradford got injured while he was playing good.
Homo is looking at his ass and not his actual play.
Da fuck he watchin
Nice deke Stafford
>>63804979
>
>>63805036
>dumb niggers play violent sport
>surprised it causes life changing injuries
>get jew lawyers to get them more money
>dindu nuffin
>>63805095
She knows and wants to join in ;)
>>63805095
She knows anon, she was making you feel good so you go back and buy more
Who /nationaldogshow/ here?
Who here /asp/?
>>63805089
>Everyone hates Goodell
>People mad at the owners fall puppet
Nope, just Pats fans. The intelligent people know anyone would would do the exact same shit.
>>63805095
You just missed out on some pussy.
You could of had the bitch riding your dick while watching the primetime game.
>>63805051
>Ravens winning again
Don't trigger these feels
>>63805095
>If only she knew I'd go home and watch the football in my underwear alone
You should've used that line. Like opposite George got the hot girl who ordered the same thing as him. It wouldn't have hurt to try
>>63805095
Should have told her to come over and watch the game. The fuck are you doing?
>>63805118
being retarded enough to not know the landmark case was from a cumskin's brain
Eagles can't tackle for shit.
the entire week after this should just be devoted to tackling drills
we could have ended this drive so much earlier holy shitttt
>>63805108
He was too tough to tackle
>>63805019
Make America great again
Why the hell did the Eagles pay Maxwell so much money?
>Farewell season of american idol
thank fucking god
When the Lions can establish a running game, you have a shit defense
>American Idol is finall dying
NOLAN CARROLL NOOOOO
>>63805131
JFFM had them winning the owl this year too. And he's been correct for the last three years
>>63805149
Legion of boom.
>>63805129
>somehow thinks not having sex with a grill who works at 7-11 is a bad thing
Just methamphetimine my shit up senpaitachi
I'm no longer invited to thanksgiving dinner anymore because last year I got drunk and threatened to stab my cousin with a butcher knife
Anyone else know this feel
why are all the eagles dying
>>63805129
>>63805132
>>63805134
I asked her when she was getting off work, it was like at 10 pm
Besides, she was a 6 at best
>>63805134
>>63805129
>>63805132
She's working you retards
>>63805149
>Chip
>>63805143
>we
Oh I'm sorry which tackle did you miss?
>>63805076
The Vet had a better jail
Fuck some guy in a Santa suit
Threw batteries at overpaid players
NONE of these are shameful and its funny you get mad about them
>>63805095
>working at 7-11 on Turkey Day
Why live?
>>63805172
>she was a 6 at best
Nigga, you gay?
>>63805158
I'm ready to be a meme owl team at 3-7
Based Chicken Parm.
Turkey leg?
>>63805165
>I express myself in memes
>>63805165
not having sex is always a bad thing
>>63805149
It's the Eagles
>asante
>namdi
>byron
>>63805138
>being nigger enough to feel bad for handegg players
u guys are so jelly right now
>>Based turkey leg
>>63805172
Her pussy could've been a 10. Just close your eyes. Go back and get some faggot
>no Eli in the background wearing two rings
>>63805175
me on the right
>eli in the background
solid continuity
>>63805197
>Underage
MODS
DEATH TO THE WHITE DEVIL!!!!!
>>63805050
bella thorne
happy fapsgiving
Peyton's tears you taste so good
ded
F
>Hehe anon will you buy this for me?
>>63805197
I've seen better meat at my local walmart
I'm at my girlfriends for thanksgiving and her little brother keep talking to me about call of duty and says he can beat me 1v1. I'm having the worst day of my life, I already spilled milk on my Joy Division shirt.
>>63805197
me on the right
>>63805194
How do finns reproduce? If you are so autistic all the time how do you even meet people from the opposite sex.
Do you schedule an insemination day?
We /DEATHROWE/ now
>>63805167
Few years ago i got really fucked at family Christmas and swore up a storm and some other dumb shit. Havent been back since.
>all these Seahawks in this game
CAN'T STOP THE SANCHIZE
ELITE
CAN'T STOP THE SANCHIZE
ELITE
CAN'T STOP THE SANCHIZE
Happy hecksgiving ya mooks
>mfw shitposting to avoid interacting with my family
What a based holiday
>>63805224
why does she have hershey kisses glued to her jacket?
>eagles dropping like flies
Are these people bird-boned wtf
>>63805194
illstickmydickinanythingwet.png
Why don't they do the six-legged Madden turkey anymore?
>>63805118
This
The movie will bomb, fuck Will Smith going against the shield. Will not watch.
>>63805224
This is why I date cougars.
These girls today aren't even worth shit to me.
Who /osyterdressing/ here
>>63805224
>buying liquor for minors
>talking to trash
I'm not a degenerate, fuck off
>>63805042
Slide it underneath a fat fold and do some jumping jacks until cheese is melted.
who is shitposting at work?
I can't be the only one
How fucking far off do you want to play Maxwell
>>63805232
>insemination day?
your mum has 365 of them a year, except leap years
Moore is so fucking clutch
>>63805232
> How do finns reproduce
We don't.
We just bring in muslims and africans to fill up the population as finns die out.
>>63805118
>wes welker
>brett favre
>troy aikman
>sean lee
>niggers
Jesus, the white supremacists on /sp/ are even dumber than the white supremacists on /pol/
Why can't Megatron be that open every play? Fuck me, throw him the ball.
Do the women do the majority or all of the cooking for the holidays in your senpaitachi senpai?
>>63805167
No because I'm not an angry degenerate
>>63805249
Whole secondary needs to be purged
>>63805268
all the way back to seattle
RIDDICK HYPE TRAIN KNOWS NO BOUNDS
>>63805265
If you had hopped the border like your uncle Juan, you'd be enjoying a day off with some turkey and beer
Help family
Deep breaths make my right side of my chest hurt
Nice defense btw iggles
>>63805220
He says he is playing next year, who will sign Peyton in 2016
Based Riddick.
This game is a joke.
Kendricks trash
>>63805274
being covered by an elite safety
Alright just put money on a Detroit win.
Will they let me down?
DAT
S W A G
W
A
G
>letting tate LITERALLY walk it in
i havent laughed that hard in awhile
lol that casual as fuck walk in
>>63805273
most of the names that come to mind for problems with multiple concussions are white.
also this >>63805138
BASED TATE
So many fucking missed tackles.
>>63805126
You were asked nicely to leave manchild
Damn this defense sucks now
Fire Billy Davis tomorrow
>Literally walks in.
THAT WAS SO DISRESPECTFUL TATE
lel that walk
>>63805284
Riddick confirmed for breaking rushing yards in a game?
Lel iggles are making the lions look undefeated
WALKED IT IN
A
L
K
E
D
I
T
I
N
WALK INTO THAT BITCH
>>63805302
You can bet in the middle of the game?
He literally walked over the line. The absolute madman
>>63805302
There has been a dead eagle in almost every drive
>Tate
Just knowing how much people hate him makes me love him more
sorry you've confusing "making a move" with "a player running right by you"
this game could honestly end 42-35
Is Tate elite?
>>63805302
not when they are opposing mark sanchez on thanksgiving. it is literally impossible for them to lose.
>iggles
Hawkfags, who else misses Tate?
Philly will have to start pulling players from the stands to play at the line of scrimmage at this rate
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>63805327
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
PARTY DON'T START TILL I WALK IN
the thing about the loins is that they always try to walk it in
>>63805197
SEATTLE
E
T
T
L
E
>>63805302
Yes.
LIterally shit for profits, though.
Name our band
excuse me americans i do not understand this sport too well why did the defender choose to just run past Tate instead of tackling him.
>>63805306
Reminded me of this
GOD DAMMIT THIS GAME IS SUCH SHIT I FUCKINF HATE THE LIONS WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE AND THE EAGLES ARE LOSONG THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT THIS IS AS BAD AS LAST WEEK AGAINST TAMPA BAY THIS IS WORSE THAN 18-1 THIS IS WORSE THAN 9/11 THIS IS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST THIS IS FUCKING HELL GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
How would Brady do against the 75 Steelers?
>golden tate literally walking into the endzone
I G G L E S
B T F O
THIS IS MY LIFE SONG
>>63805350
Bulc Rolab
BROS HELP HELP HOW DO WE FIX THIS, PLZ WHAT DO WE HAVE TO FIX THE EAGLES, THE SEASON IS GETTING AWAY FROM US WE NEED TO STOP THIS AND GET BACK IN CONTROL PLEASE BROS WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
>>63805353
Poor angle, over pursued and terrible pad levels.
>>63805350
Balor Club
Now fuck off
>>63805275
women do the sides, turkey is done by men, generally how it's gone for me.
>>63805350
Manlets in the Middle
>>63805354
gold
>>63805336
Right here
IGGLES BTFO WORSE THAN RUSSELL WILSON'S WIFE
>>63805288
Acid Reflux. Relax family. Take some omeprazole
>>63805269
Not sure if you're talking about yourself or me. I'm good senpaitachi.
GF status: have
>>63805336
Not even a little
>>63805376
KEK
>>63805354
Nah this was a lot better
>Glover ded
>>63805274
>fuck me
>throw him the ball
well I'll do one of those things
>>63805370
it's gone dude
pick out a 2016 draftfu now
>>63805357
That title is ravens property. We pride ourselves in 4th and 4 on our own side attempts
>>63805353
Because
>iggles
>literally play nigger jew rap in the background
Stay gold, Detoilet
>>63805273
snow niggers
Time for a drink lads
>>63805354
That half a second pause before he steps over. My sides are exiting the milky way
>>63805395
l-lewd
>tfw no more fauria td celebrations
Thoughts?
>>63805250
> anything wet
I'm not that picky
>>63805392
Probably just for the game since it's questionable
>>63805336
Choosing Harvin over Tate is what lead to the interception. Tate wouldn't have let that shit happen. Tate was the fucking man in 2013. They should have paid him.
/sp/, what are you thankful for??
>Erin Andrews sounding like she'll need a good dicking during halftime
She's such a fucking kek
>mfw my parents asked me what i've been doing in my room all day
>>63805423
anime pussy
>>63805411
I think you are obsessed with a tranny. Go fap to him already.
>>63805423
Taiwanese shitposting
>>63805336
I do. We should have found a way to keep him. Too bad he ended up with the lions
>>63805411
Looks like your average Reddit & Morty fan to me.
ANSAH SACK COUNT: 10
>>63805411
>Rick and Morty T-shirt
Welp. Should I watch Archer?
>2 yards this quarter
GET RID OF THE FUCKING BALL SANCHEZ JESUS
IS ZIGGY ELITE
>>63805409
I miss big joe
>holding
>guy still gets the sack
Oh iggles..
>flag thrown by the umpire
>umpire
>joe buck
>they are catching the lions at the wrong time
lel
>>63805426
>Dat nose
>>63805411
brother and sister?
>Ziggy
Thank god we don't have Mayhew to fuck up his contract
>>63805414
Go for qt twinks, it's a lot easier and you don't have to settle as much since so many will have issues and underrate themselves.
>>63805420
He's a dumbshit for talking in interviews about how he was more than willing to take a pay cut to help the team and then getting pissed when management listened
>>63805426
Who's this fluid druid? I haven't had my daily fill of blacked yet
Why are the Loins and Cowgirls allowed to play on Thanksgiving every year?
LGTSS
>giggles
>>63805464
God.
>>63805455
RESTRUCTURE RESTRUCTURE RESTRUCTURE RESTRUCTURE
>>63805464
because they have nothing to be thankful for
>>63805443
why did he go?
he's better than Pettigrew and Ebron. They both can't catch. They both were drafted in the first round. Why god?
>>63804967
Not me.
>>63805464
because muh history, muh tradition
>Showhole
BOOOOOOOOOOO
BRING BACK GARY BUSEY
>>63805353
>iggles
>sanchize
>on thanksgiving
>literally curse of buttfumble
>include chip kellys wild ride
>not to mention 0 lombards
>>63805423
My waifu
>>63805435
show is alright
Goddamn ziggy is based
Bake or Deep Fry the bird?
>>63805445
>not knowing that only the head ref is actually called a referee
Casual
>>63805480
sanchize was elite last year on thanksgiving tho
>>63805461
He was willing to take a reasonable paycut. Seattle didn't even come close to matching the offer from Detroit so he left
>>63805481
Red hair and brown eyes
>Muh dick
>>63805445
Is this bait or are you so fucking stupid that you don't know that "umpire" is the name of a football official as well?
>>63805442
Ziggy's always been elite, everyone just sleeps on him because he plays for the lions
Lions are going to have another TD drive, aren't they?
>>63805423
Mandrama is finally gone from /sp/.
Proud of the Lions. Glad they are improving. With a great draft next year and key free agent additions they should be set.
Eagles need to fire Kelly. His gameplan is not working out. But Eagles fans are spoiled.
>>63805464
It's a tradition for the Lions.
The Cowshits co-opted it so they could continue to force "muh America's team" on everyone
>>63805464
Because that is the way it has always been and will always be.
>>63805474
He got cut, dunno why. Ebron is much better and Pettigrew is an excellent blocker. Hopefully someone else picks him up
>>63805481
I'm attracted to her but I've always thought something was off about Bella Throne. Anyone else get what I mean?
>>63805480
the eagles are actually undefeated on thanksgiving tho
>>63805491
Fut into pieces and then roast.
>>63805491
smoke that boy up
>>63805464
It was a gimmick started back in the 30s to sell tickets (everybody only cared about the tigers back then)
the cowfags jumped on the bandwagon in the 60s
>>63805481
i called dibs first
>>63805423
Handegg on a thursday
>Amerifat holiday is just to eat food
Like pottery
>ziggy 3rd in league for sacks
neat
>>63805423
Count Chocula
A drive earlier in the game summed up Chip Kelly's Eagles:
>Run - 1 yard
>Run - 0 Yards
>Pass - Sacked
>Punt
30 seconds of the clock.
>>63805500
All the DEs get overshadowed by Watt
I have to work at 2pm-10pm tonight at a fucking grocery store
EDP didn't even wait for the game to end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUQizka0_6Q
>>63805491
>He's Not full yet
WHO JIM BOB COOTER HERE?
>Maxwell getting torched
Why did they pay him so much?
>>63805523
>pottery
i believe you mean poetry
>>63805481
Nice job with the 'fu choice
Careful fapping at halftime today, fags, with all the family members around for Turkey Day
>>63805423
I am thankful that chip Kelly was given full rights with personnel, so that this could become such a joke.
>>63805530
i was wondering why he muted his mic on the livestream
based edp
>>63805491
Smoked
>>63805529
It gets better anon
are the Lions, dare I say it, decent?
>>63805497
I mean I don't blame him for leaving, lions offered him a pretty sizeable contract. I just thought it was stupid for him to talk about how the offer from Seattle was offensive after he gushed on live TV about taking a pay cut to stay in Seattle
i wonder if byron maxwell plays as far away from his receivers as possible so everyone will forget he's supposed to be covering them
>>63805496
no matter how elite you are after a travesty like the butt fumble, people will still talk about and remember you did that
Who /jimbobcooter/ here?
>>63805529
Kill yourself. Cant work if your dead senpai
>>63805481
>Felicia Day
>Isla Fisher
>Morgan Goodwin
>Ellie Kemper
Thats four redheads more attractive than that strong-browed caveman looking bitch
>>63805491
baked
When the Lions can have a running game, your defense is shit.
>>63805512
Ebron couldn't catch aids if he fucked Magic and Charlie Sheen.
"Pettigrew can block"
>what are O-lineman
>>63805523
>pottery
I think you've been hit on the head one too many times
>>63805552
No, the eagles just suck
>>63805545
Enjoying having the day off school there little guy?
>>63805542
LET'S POOTER THAT COOTER SCOOTER
Tfw I moved to Detroit just to watch the lions
>>63805552
iggles being iggles, trust me
Amerilads, when are you supposed to eat on Thanksgiving? Do you eat just like a big lunch and then eat leftovers by dinnertime?
>>63805559
>why do the birds sing so gay
>>63805549
whats his livestream?
>>63805523
it's for being thankful for the blessings you have with family and friends
[spoiler]Eating also symbolizes communion with Christ[/spoiler]
>>63805529
It could be worse, you could be getting trampled to death by Black "Friday" shoppers at 5pm.
>gf out of town
>making myself some hot dogs
>fridge full of beers
>full slate of games on Gamepass
>no Thanksgiving here, so don't have to interact with relatives
who /comfy/ here bros?
>>63805561
>Felicia Day
Having a giggle mate?
>>63805545
no the first guy is right
>>63805517
>>63805550
Absolutely disgusting
>>63805566
you need a blocking TE if you want to run jumbo packages
>drop
>>63805523
And watch football, commie faggot
>>63805580
Its weird knowing that, satistically speakinh, someone is going to die tomorrow morning
>>63804885
You reek of jelousy, kip
>>63805491
>doesn't microwave the turkey like a grilled cheese
>>63805561
>Felicia Day
Thats pushing it.
remember when no one wanted to sign prater because he got suspended or something?
dude kicked a 64 yarder once
>>63805567
>>63805545
Hello newfag redditors!
>tfw family is cooking 3 turkeys
I think I won't make it guys
Will the Packers/Bears game be a shootout? Thinking of going on a two touchdown score handicap bet-
>>63805599
>tomorrow morning
>not this evening
>>63805594
But we want to run JimBob packages m8
>tfw no (you)s today
I'd be thankful for just one
>tfw family is cooking 3 turkeys
I think I won't make it guys
>>63805606
Wasn't that in Denver though? I feel like there should be an asterisk next to that
>>63805606
Oh yeah he was playing that one game with denver drunk as fuck so they gave him the boot
>>63805606
He's like one DUI away from a yearlong suspension
>>63805584
/comfy/ here.
got beer, got gamepass, got /sp/, got philly suffering, got cowboy delusion, got DA BURRS
>>63804949
Someone breathed in Bradford and he's out for the year.
>>63805552
They are, the coaching sucks though.
Especially our OC first few weeks.
>>63805626
Here you go, senpai, I'm feeling generous.
>>63805626(You)
;)
God the eagles fucking suck
>drink all my beer last night
>the dumb paki at the shop says 'sorry i can't sell today' when i stop in to buy more
fuck thanksgiving
>>63805617
I thought the Purge happened whent the doors open
>>63805606
>64 yards
>in Denver air
Seriously tho, he's great now that he's laying off the booze and not getting duis. Hope he's the next hansen
>>63805584
Send lutefisk
Was Cooter on the staff with Lombardi?
>>63805616
If Jeff Janis plays, it'll be a Packers multi score game. If he is riding pine, it'll be a low scoring affair
>>63805325
Probably anytime before halftime is good.
What should I get on black friday bros?
>>63805647
> can't sell today
did you tell him he's in the US and has freedom now?
>>63805626
>I need vidation and attention on an online norwegian pumpkin carving website
>>63805652
BASED
>>63805654
Yes, he was qb coach, got promoted when Lombardi was fired
>>63805606
>64 yarder
>hard in Denver
lel
>>63805663
Candy
>>63805663
A job
>>63805649
Except in 3 extremely liberal states the doors open in a couple hours.
>>63805580
Why dont people just wait for Cyber Monday these days?
>>63805629
p much all the kicking records are there
only guys to hit 63 without mile high were that guy with the deformed foot and ya boi david akers in lambeau
>sanchize throwing balls at the ground
>>63805652
>getting rid of suh was a mistake
>>63805663
a rope to hang yourself
Holy shit iggles.
Total yards -7
Damn Murray sucks and the whole eagles team
Thank god the Packfags won that game vs. the Vikesfags Sunday, because there would be a sea of suicidal Packfags @ Lambeau tonight had they lost, Favre/Bart Starr or no Favre/Bart Starr
someone stole my pumpkin off my porch last night
>>63805626
Hello.
How many games would Philly win with Stafford at qb?
SLAY
L
A
Y
Is Joe Buck calling this game?
What are non-burger eating today? What do you senpaitachi think of american thanksgiving?
Will the Lions make the playoffs?
>>63805689
Oline babby
>>63805684
>$114 million
>>63805513
Like she has mental issues? I agree
>IGGLELS
my fucking sides
my absolute sides
>>63805680
Forgetting sea bass senpai
>40 second drive
Sanchez sucks so much fucking dick
I kinda feel bad for Sanchez. He looks like he has low self esteem.
Miss2010Sanchize
>>63805652
>Ziggy elite
>Slay becoming a top corner
The future is bright for the defense
>>63805674
For real? ITS NOT EVEN FUCKING FRIDAY
>>63805694
sorry bro
>>63805653
>lutefisk
>not superior pinnekjott
step up your game
>>63805694
it was probably becoming an eyesore
>>63805706
>lelphins
>>63805701
for dinner today I had pasta with bacon and mushrooms, very nice but I think I would have preferred a full Thanksgiving Dinner
Thank fuck Kelly is about to get fired
Reminder Sanchez is better than Bradford
>>63805679
I'm surprised they just cut that and have cyber Thursday
>>63805663
Beans and rice you filthy Mexican
eagles get off the field faster than any other team
be jealous slow plebs
>Run for a loss/no gain
>Throw at feet
>Incomplete
Like clockwork
>>63805684
> both the Lions and Dolphins will be 4-7 after week 11
The whole thing was a big mistake tbqh
>>63805286
>>63805286
Fuck jumping, just need some time to dig my tunnel.
What should I do guys?
Oh shit, butt fumble was 3 years ago. Time fucking flew quick.
HAHAHAHAHAH CHIP KELLY IS A VERY BAD FOOTBALL COACH
>>63805718
Gotta make that money
Not one
But two cornerbacks couldn't stop Calvin from catching that
>>63805727
The world has reached a new low when buttfumble is actually the better QB in Philly
>>63805715
why is flavortown clown so depressed?
NFL casual here.
Shouldnt the Panthers be a favorite against the Boys? My book has them both at -110 so I put $10 on Carolina.
>>63805724
what does a traditional bongistan thanksgiving include senpaitachi?
>this team wold look different if they had one of the top QBs of the league
NO
FUCKING
SHIT
Official petition to change Eagles franchise to the Philadelphia Dumpster Fires.
All in favor reply Aye
All opposed; Nay
>defense is struggling
>go three and out as fast as possible on offense
Chip is a genius
>>63805736
Priest
Teboq when
>>63805701
Pizza. Thanksgiving means football on a Thursday evening and not in the middle of the fucking night.
>Tfw listening to radio broadcast of game on AM radio because i'm working
The radio announcer has this tone he only uses when talking about sanchez. It's like pure disdain. I'm waiting for him to mutter "buttfumble" under his breath.
>This Philly defense
>>63805649
People are camping out for that shit. Folks get mugged, shot, stabbed, and beaten up for their spots/cash on them.
Love the Sanchize, so I'm glad he's now starting. But why the fuck did the iggles give away whatever that guy was last year. I can't even remember his name, but he was pretty good.
>hey guys let's leave calvin johnson open on the sideline
>twice!
>>63805749
Wait for Romo magic. Romo magic might happen
>>63805739
This is my Fight Song
this whole country undergoing pussification hurts
>>63805752
Aye
>philly
>defense
>>63805701
Chicken tortillas for breakfast and chickpea-kale-halloumi salad for lunch and dinner since I'm lazy.
I wish there were more mid-week holidays in Finland too. Especially if it involves eating and drinking.
>>63805727
you haven't watched many eagles games this season have you
>>63805714
They all have low self esteem>>63805715
>>63805760
>implying Britain watches handegg
"Let's see if Philadelphia's defense can make a stop."
>15 yard first down to Megatron
top kek
>>63805714
He's getting paid millions to be a shit qb when he should be on minimum wage garden landscaping. Don't feel too bad for him.
>>63805736
kill yourself for playing such a gay ass game
>>63805701
Porkchops, mash tatties and carrots mate.
>>63805736
warrior, don't be a pussy
>>63805730
I WANT THAT SUPERSONIC
>>63805766
foles was garbage aside from that 6 TD game
>>63805750
First we pray to Allah for another year passed, then we blow up a pig, beat up an irishman and drink some Tea
>>63805749
Some people really believe in Romo.
>>63805750
Fucking nothing, nobody other than NFL fans even knows Thanksgiving is today.
>>63805767
>lets make him throw it to him
>>63805796
NEW
>>63805736
Warlock senpai
Remember when Eric Rowe was suppose to be this big draft steal?
>>63805718
Yes. The retailers all have the strange idea that opening earlier than their competitors will get them more money. It spilled into Thanksgiving a year or two ago. Most stores are opening between 5-7pm for doorbusters, Kmart opened at 6am today, and I think JC Penney is opening at fucking 3pm.
>>63805771
Do you think Arthur Chu plays this song on loop while he tweets?
>>63805760
Time Zones fuck me up
Dont know why they confuse me
Im prolly retarded
How is Philthy this bad? I thought I would have a fun time watching them lots but I almost feel bad for them now.
Wait no I don't KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
>>63805769
romo 4th quarter pick 6 magic?
>>63805481
Whats her name?
>>63805779
Look at all the UK flags in this thread m8
>>63805750
It's not a thing here, today is just a regular November day.
Football on a Thursday evening is pretty nice though.
>>63805792
7 TD game, he tied the record
>>63805823+1
nice meme
>>63805749
A lot of people believe in Romo on thanksgiving
>>63805827
Bella Thorne. Here she is with her sisters.
>>63805798
Doesn't Canada have a thanksgiving? I know your flag isn't canadian.
>>63805766
They were hoping to trade up to Mariota
>implying thanksgiving isn't more of a British tradition than American
The pilgrims were still classed as British when they first ate with Indians.
HE CAUGHT IT
I don't even have a dog in this fight and this shit is so bad it's making me drink
MEEGAAATRROOOON
>>63805852
She's been a massive slut since she was 14.
Stafford is shit at floaters
>>63805905
>dat half gallon magic
That shit any good? I can't imagine any liquor having a half gallon size being very good, but still, share me a few glasses mate, been dry for years and it's time to get fucking plowed.
>>63805749
I saw that too. Dallas is -1. The line isn't set to predict winners, it's there to get an equal amount of bets on both teams. With all the Cowgirl fans and casuals unaware of the season Carolina is having, the line is about right.
You can start spending your money now. Realistically the Panthers should win by 6 or more.
Cooter getting pounded
>>63805932
Only knows bullets
>iggles
>>63805951
I only bought it because was on clearance. $27 for the half gallon, couldn't pass it up.
It's actually not as bad as I thought it would be. Reminds me of Johnnie Walker Red
This next pour is for you, happy thanksgiving m8
MEGAGOD
E
G
A
G
O
D
HOLY SHIT
>81
>>63805961
FUCK THAT COOTER HAS A STRAP ON
we rebound now
>revitalizing Detroit
you can take the old buildings out of detroit, but you can't take the detroit out of the blacks that live there
Good coverage but there's no defense for a perfect throw.
>>63806009
God bless you anon.
No Michigan beer, so this will have to do
>love, ya inlaws
>people actually talk like this
Roll dubs and ill say whatever
Using a black person as a profile pic
>>63806233
Fapping to the bottle art now.
>>63806254
Come over to my place so I can fist your turkey
>>63806254
Bix nood mudafugga
just tuned in... where's the sport? there a black guy singing.
>>63806254
Where all the white women at
>>63806254
Let me introduce you to my son newport
>>63806363
Must be halftime. Gonna be a lil bit before it starts again. They have to suck an appropriate amount of dicks first.
>>63806254
I'm going to stuff you like a turkey
THE RAPE TRAIN NEVER STOPS
Megatron wide open
>>63806833
I called it. My other team is going to crush those Broncos
>>63806254
Is your brother single?