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hello,i'm here for the job interview


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hello,

i'm here for the job interview
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There must be some kind of misunderstanding. Here look:
>amateur club looking for male football players
You see that?
>M A L E
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>>63770253
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TSUUUUUUUUU
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We would love to hire you! But first can you list all the World Cups you have won?
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>>63770253
Sorry, Mr Ronaldo, it would appear you've only won 1 domestic title and 1 champion's league title during your time with Real Madrid. We're looking for players who have a bit more experience winnign things
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>>63770448
>>63770387

What businesses are you guys running?
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>>63770484
FC Barcelona probably
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Underrated thread tbbhf (to be brutal honest senpai)
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>>63770365
After watching the webm, its insane how well the pic turned out
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>>63770253
I'm sorry, we already have one waiter at real madrid
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>>63770253

>According to our data analysts, 90% of your goals over the past five years have been penalties and tap-ins, care to explain?
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>>63770253
JUST
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>>63770253
how can anyone sane think that this is a good hairstyle and thats a nice watch?
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>congratulations mr ronaldo you got the job
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Would you consider yourself a 'team player', Mr. Rolando?
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>>63770815
Answered your own question, slaven
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>>63770823
>in my mind, yes, I would
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Is his watch a Bionicle mask?
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>>63770857
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>>63770484
Vandelay Industries
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'Unzips dick'
Start suckin
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He looks like he's melting
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The jealousy in this thread is absolutely pathetic.

Keep up the memeing though. I'm sure he cares
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>>63770253
Nigga gonna turn into clayface from batman if he keeps getting surgeries and tanning.
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>>63770253

Honestly can't tell if that's Ronaldo or a waxwork. Does nobody have the balls to tell him he looks ridiculous.
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>>63770978
fucking kek
down memory lane
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>>63770815
jesus christ I didn't notice the watch

where to cop tho
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>>63770365
That guy is cute and gets out more than the average spee user I hope he finds a tiny girlfriend for le sexe.
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>>63770253
>that watch
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>>63771085
I can't tell which side of his face is paralyzed
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>>63771085
JUST
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>>63770365
>tfw giantess fetish
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>>63770374>>63770816
>>63770857
gold in this thread
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I just realised that footballers can go until the age of 40, if not their whole lives, without having a single job interview
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>>63770973
>Ameriguns getting mad

Lmao why cant you fat pussies joke around?
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>>63770253
sorry son, adu got the job
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>>63771198
same happens with half of spain population
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>>63771225
this was a good post
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>I see here that you didn't put down any weaknesses?

>that's right

>I'm just going to put MESSI
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>>63771433
ebin
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>>63771225
10/10
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>>63771225

Lel
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>>63771225
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>>63771225
top notch banter
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>>63771433
Dubs don't lie
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>>63771433
holy fuck
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Thats very impressive Mr Ronaldo, but how many of those goals were against good teams?
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>>63771212
god damn it this triggers me, Adu is in the NASL, he's too shit for MLS
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>>63771225

Dat was good.
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>>63770253

is this real? Look at how fucking small his hand is holy shit.. he must have a really tiny peen
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>it says here you're more concerned about individual awards than your team's success and that you've never made a difference in an important game throughout your entire career
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>>63771225
kek
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>>63771225
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>>63771225
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>>63770959
Who has a zip on their dick?
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>>63772102
its american slang for getting a circumcision
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>>63771225
kill yourself
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>>63771225
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criminally underrated thread
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>>63770253
Says here that you've been on steroids and been blood doping your entire career, care to explain?
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>>63771225
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Ronaldo would look like shit without make up on.
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>>63771225
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>>63770365
H-h-how tall is he?

I'm a manlet, I just wanna make sure I don't really look as short as this guy.
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>>63780731

Looks like 5'8 at the very least
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>>63771212
I have that same plant
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>>63772102
>being this new
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>>63779488
why would he put that on his resume?
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>>63770253
He's gonna be wrinkly as fuck in 5 years from all that tanning
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>>63771198
>>63771225
>2 spain flags

wow, its almost like it was the same person!
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>>63771225
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>>63771225
>>63771198
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>>63771225
B R U T A L
R
U
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A
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>>63780731
He's 6'1''
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>>63771225
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>>63771225
shit got me kicked out of bed
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>>63771225
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>>63771433

fugg
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>>63780731
He's under 5 feet.

I don't get why people on here think it's funny to mock kids with medical problems.
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>>63770365
>>63770527
please tell me someone has the webm
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>>63771225
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>>63771225
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>>63780731
5'11''
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>>63771225
>tfw 4 months since your last job interview
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>>63771225

Top hue
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>>63771225
Tontaco, I'm a freelancer
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Appropriately appreciated thread
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>>63796311
overrated imo
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>>63771225
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archive this thread
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>>63771225
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>>63770816
kek
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>>63801072

Underrated now though
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>>63780731
5'11" la
When will they learn?
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>>63770365
He could fit his entire arm up those chicks
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