hello,
i'm here for the job interview
There must be some kind of misunderstanding. Here look:
>amateur club looking for male football players
You see that?
>M A L E
>>63770253
TSUUUUUUUUU
We would love to hire you! But first can you list all the World Cups you have won?
>>63770253
Sorry, Mr Ronaldo, it would appear you've only won 1 domestic title and 1 champion's league title during your time with Real Madrid. We're looking for players who have a bit more experience winnign things
>>63770448
>>63770387
What businesses are you guys running?
>>63770484
FC Barcelona probably
Underrated thread tbbhf (to be brutal honest senpai)
>>63770365
After watching the webm, its insane how well the pic turned out
>>63770253
I'm sorry, we already have one waiter at real madrid
>>63770253
>According to our data analysts, 90% of your goals over the past five years have been penalties and tap-ins, care to explain?
>>63770253
JUST
>>63770253
how can anyone sane think that this is a good hairstyle and thats a nice watch?
>congratulations mr ronaldo you got the job
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Would you consider yourself a 'team player', Mr. Rolando?
>>63770815
Answered your own question, slaven
>>63770823
>in my mind, yes, I would
Is his watch a Bionicle mask?
>>63770857
>>63770484
Vandelay Industries
'Unzips dick'
Start suckin
He looks like he's melting
The jealousy in this thread is absolutely pathetic.
Keep up the memeing though. I'm sure he cares
>>63770253
Nigga gonna turn into clayface from batman if he keeps getting surgeries and tanning.
>>63770253
Honestly can't tell if that's Ronaldo or a waxwork. Does nobody have the balls to tell him he looks ridiculous.
>>63770978
fucking kek
down memory lane
>>63770815
jesus christ I didn't notice the watch
where to cop tho
>>63770365
That guy is cute and gets out more than the average spee user I hope he finds a tiny girlfriend for le sexe.
>>63770253
>that watch
>>63771085
I can't tell which side of his face is paralyzed
>>63771085
JUST
>>63770365
>tfw giantess fetish
>>63770374>>63770816
>>63770857
gold in this thread
I just realised that footballers can go until the age of 40, if not their whole lives, without having a single job interview
>>63770973
>Ameriguns getting mad
Lmao why cant you fat pussies joke around?
>>63770253
sorry son, adu got the job
>>63771198
same happens with half of spain population
>>63771225
this was a good post
>I see here that you didn't put down any weaknesses?
>that's right
>I'm just going to put MESSI
>>63771225
10/10
>>63771225
Lel
>>63771225
>>63771225
top notch banter
>>63771433
Dubs don't lie
>>63771433
holy fuck
![ways-to-ruin-getting-job-interview[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YDbnkQo.jpg "ways-to-ruin-getting-job-interview[1].jpg")
Thats very impressive Mr Ronaldo, but how many of those goals were against good teams?
>>63771212
god damn it this triggers me, Adu is in the NASL, he's too shit for MLS
>>63771225
Dat was good.
>>63770253
is this real? Look at how fucking small his hand is holy shit.. he must have a really tiny peen
>it says here you're more concerned about individual awards than your team's success and that you've never made a difference in an important game throughout your entire career
>>63771225
kek
>>63771225
>>63771225
>>63770959
Who has a zip on their dick?
>>63772102
its american slang for getting a circumcision
>>63771225
kill yourself
>>63771225
criminally underrated thread
>>63770253
Says here that you've been on steroids and been blood doping your entire career, care to explain?
>>63771225
Ronaldo would look like shit without make up on.
>>63771225
>>63770365
H-h-how tall is he?
I'm a manlet, I just wanna make sure I don't really look as short as this guy.
>>63780731
Looks like 5'8 at the very least
>>63771212
I have that same plant
>>63772102
>being this new
>>63779488
why would he put that on his resume?
>>63770253
He's gonna be wrinkly as fuck in 5 years from all that tanning
>>63771198
>>63771225
>2 spain flags
wow, its almost like it was the same person!
>>63771225
>>63771225
>>63771198
>>63771225
B R U T A L
R
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>>63780731
He's 6'1''
>>63771225
shit got me kicked out of bed
>>63771225
>>63780731
He's under 5 feet.
I don't get why people on here think it's funny to mock kids with medical problems.
>>63770365
>>63770527
please tell me someone has the webm
>>63771225
>>63771225
>>63780731
5'11''
>>63771225
>tfw 4 months since your last job interview
>>63771225
Top hue
![[HorribleSubs] Fate Zero - 19 [480p].mkv_snapshot_20.27_[2015.11.25_20.41.08].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yUq06dY.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Fate Zero - 19 [480p].mkv_snapshot_20.27_[2015.11.25_20.41.08].jpg")
>>63771225
Tontaco, I'm a freelancer
Appropriately appreciated thread
>>63796311
overrated imo
>>63771225
archive this thread
>>63771225
>>63770816
kek
>>63801072
Underrated now though
>>63780731
5'11" la
When will they learn?
>>63770365
He could fit his entire arm up those chicks
