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How does a britbong get into being a fan of football (american football)? I just


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How does a britbong get into being a fan of football (american football)? I just want to support DEM BOYZ
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Fuck dem boyz. How about dem quads?
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watch us on thursday end the streak.
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>>63770006
>mfw the memethers are the underdogs
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watch fubaw and say you have friends in dallas so you dont look like a casual bandwagoner

(you have one right here my friend)
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>>63770009
3-7
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>>63769999
>supporting America's Team
>being this kucked

Nice quads tho
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>>63769999

Denounce your citizenship, proclaim your love for America!

Congratulations, you can now root for "America's Team" the Dallas Cowboys

Enjoy watching them win the Superbowl this season!
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>>63770020
>not selling your season tickets for 5x the value to some plebs
pleb
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>>63770029
>Win the Superb Owl
>3
>and
>7
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step 1: collect all applicable shit posting photos
step 2: godhand worship - all day everyday
step 3: despite recent history be extremely optimistic about upcoming playoffs
step 4: take repeated feelings of rusty ice picks to the heart as season comes to a painfully shocking end.
step 5: repeat
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>>63770036
>Cowboys "fans"
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>>63770036
>Being keked by San Fran
Big Kek
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you also have to dress the part. this is how we dress in dallas
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>>63770038
The rest of NFC East is such shit it won't surprise me at all when Godhand leads us ahead of the unwashed masses into the playoffs 9 - 7.
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>>63770020
3-0 with Romo, fuccboi.
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It sounds like I picked the wrong team to support
Why are the cowboys so valuable and attractive when they lose so much
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>>63770006
>us
>>63770045
>we

>>63770047
>us
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>>63770047
>us
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>>63770055
>>63770056
>Posting on /sp/
>Not being a professional athlete playing for America's Team

Pick one.
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>>63770059
>being a Jap manlet
>Professional athlete in anything other than baseball

pick 1
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>>63770051
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>>63770064
Shouldn't he pick two?
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>>63770059
>Japanese
>/sp/
Shouldn't you being playing League of Legends?
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>>63770055

We are all us, you could be too!

Join America!

Love freedom!
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>>63770064
Okay, I am now a baseball star.
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>>63770071
>(You)
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>>63770052
>Why are the cowboys so valuable and attractive when they lose so much

because the boyz are the world's team, win or lose
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>>63770076
>>63770077

I told you!
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>>63770074
That's Korea, our hobby is suicide.
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>>63770076

>野球
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>>63770086
Why though?
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>>63770085
Go to bed Timmy, you're sleepy
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>>63770088
>Cowboys "fan"
>Being Wapanese

yep checks out
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>>63769999

>>63770038
>he doesn't know the cowboys are going to the owl

WELCOME TO COWBOY NATION BRITBRO!

WE DEM BOYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>63770090
12 hour workdays make you want to die.

>>63770088
Yes, baseball.

>>63770097
Butthurt Japanese don't like your kek team senpai?
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>>63770102
>we
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>>63770102
FUCKING RIGHT BITCHBOY
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>>63770102
HOLLA
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HOLD UP HOLD UP
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>>63770305
WE DEM BOYZ
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We believe!
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WE MAKIN NOISE
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>>63770052
Americans are very patriotic. Somewhere along the line, some retard on a shitty TV show decided to refer to them as "America's Team". Since then, Americans have been obligated to support them or else they're a commie.
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>>63770337

Mad commie detected

P.S. get out and vote for Bernie, this country needs a rational and thoughtful mind in the whitehouse
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>>63770337
the term Americas team wasnt just arbitrarily chosen, it was earned, through the American grit and smash mouth football the Cowboys showed on the field, just like Texas is America: the state; the Cowboys are America: the team
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>>63770052
Because they play on Thanksgiving and during the 70s they had Roger Staubach, whom people couldn't stand to hate because he went to the Naval Academy and served four years in Vietnam before playing handegg.
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>>63769999
Why does he wear the mask?
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>>63770449
Bernie isn't perfect but he's still better than any of the other candidates
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>>63770337
you got it backwards. Americans already supported the Cowboys, which is why NFL Films dubbed them America's Team
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>>63770449
>Calling out commies
>Tells people to vote for Bernie

dat dere hypocrisy
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>>63770045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vUY8lHW9CU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hrdBSzdN1w
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>>63770038

Not realizing Dallas can end 8-8 and win that division.

The greatest/scariest 8-8 team in history.
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>>63770052

The Cowboys are a real-life soap opera/drama.
This is what fans, haters and casuals want.
They attract the most love, hate and opinion.
They tease your cock just enough to get your hyped, and then they refuse to jerk you off which just makes you want it badder.

Jerry Jones may be the devil...and I love him.
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>>63771147

restricts oxygen.....simulating high-elevation training. When he takes that mask off, it's almost like he gets a boost of cocaine and meth - making him a legit beast, but within the rules.
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>>63771277

>I don't know what communism is

R.I.P. American education system
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>>63771608
>implying Communism and Socialism aren't two sides of the same coin

Stay delusional, fat dumb commie scum.
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>>63771853

>literally retarded
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>>63771853
American capitalism is closer to socialism than you think inbred.
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>>63771229
>He actually believes in global warming.
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>>63772439
I know what an idiot
>2015
>believing in science
Hahaha fucking loser. Everybody knows only God can control the climate
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>>63770329
P A L V I N
A
L
V
I
N
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>>63772439
>oceanic temperatures rise 2-3°C
Lol doze r jus liez
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>>63772292
Literally Reddit: The Reply

Stay mad, tripfag.
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>>63770052

they don't normally lose so much. they just had backups playing while their main qb was injured. he's back and is ready to win again.
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>>63771360
million times this...
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how many hours til kickoff boys?
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>>63769999
they will call us the Cam Killers, the Cat Killers, the Carolina Killers when we end the streak
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>>63776270
51.5
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>>63772636
This
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GO PANTHERS

END THIS MEME TEAM ONCE AND FOR ALL
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>>63771360
>>63770052
yes the ride never ends m8 and I never want it to
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>>63776363
shut up romosexual
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>>63779362
this is romosexual man I would take this any day
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