Might be a few posts early, but whatever, new thread
Latest news from rotoworld:
>NE:James White scores 2 TDs in Patriots' victory
>BUF:LeSean McCoy piles up 123 yds, TD in MNF loss
>NE:Never-ending MNF game ends, Pats move to 10-0
>NE:Danny Amendola leaves in 3Q with knee injury
>NE:Keshawn Martin among Patriots' MNF inactives
>SEA:Seahawks not expecting Lynch to play Week 12
>GB:Packers to stay with '1-2 punch' in backfield
>DEN:Peyton 'incensed' about report on 2016 plans
>NYJ:Revis (concussion) in danger of missing Wk 12
>HOU:O'Brien confirms Hoyer will return vs. Saints
>ATL:Quinn: Freeman off to good start for Week 12
>CAR:Panthers to activate DE Johnson for Week 12
Seriously though, how was Keenum not taken off the field after this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amcyZiH6Skk
>>63769703
nth for Rawls Royce for OROY
>Rasm
Check 'em.
Just fuck my wildcard up senpai
Cam Newton is a furry and there's nothing you can do about it.
Brock Osweiler is a true superior Germanic man who should be used as a genetic template for humanities future
>>63769733
Or perhaps he enjoys hunting trips and killed that small furry animal, taking the tail as a souvenir, before beating off to its bloody corpse
>>63769735
>Not superior Aryan race
Bruh...
>>63769744
when i first read that i thought you meant he hunted tripfags like they were prey
Is there anything more pathetic than slobbering beta cowardly Patriot fans who declare ahead of time that they expect to lose?
Seriously how fucking pathetic is that? And I've seen it a million fucking times. As a Pats fan, I hang around Pats forums and shit, and I see it there just as much as I see it here. I just don't get it.
Quit being a sniveling little baby. You play the game to win, so go cheer on your fucking team.
>>63769744
That tail was clearly manufactured and bought it for specific public celebration purposes. He is a furry.
>>63769754
Aryan isnt exclusively blond and blue eyed.
in fact the core of the "Aryan" race (Anglo, Germanic, Norman and Nordic) actually only have a small majority or strong minority that display these traits.
>>63769730
>chiefs started 1-5
>4 weeks later are unironically the 6th seed
>>63769735
jesus christ he looks like robert pattinson
brady is making the NFL great again
>>63769783
for all the shit he gets, Andy Reid knows how to win in the regular season
So when do the Pats call Randy Moss?
>>63769783
but can the executive vice president of game management north america finally fix andy reid's playoff clock skills
>>63769795
Hopefully first thing tomorrow morning
>>63769783
Scarletism knows his stuff
God, I'm so sorry, but I must keep posting this, because if I don't, something Scarletism worked really hard on will die
So yeah, just a quick reference thingy since we're at the season halfway point at week 8 now. This is every team's strength of schedule change sorted by rank distance. For example, the Titans had the 25th hardest schedule so far (looking only at the games every team played), and they will have the 6th hardest schedule from here on out (looking only at the games left to play for every team), so the difference is -19. Obviously a negative number means the second half of the season will be harder, and positive numbers mean it will be easier, statistically speaking anyways.
30 Kansas City Chiefs
28 Indianapolis Colts
27 Jacksonville Jaguars
15 Baltimore Ravens
15 New Orleans Saints
15 San Francisco 49ers
14 Washington Redskins
13 Green Bay Packers
11 St. Louis Rams
8 Oakland Raiders
8 Pittsburgh Steelers
6 Seattle Seahawks
5 Carolina Panthers
5 Cleveland Browns
5 Detroit Lions
4 Dallas Cowboys
0 Miami Dolphins
0 New York Jets
0 Philadelphia Eagles
-2 Buffalo Bills
-6 Chicago Bears
-8 Cincinnati Bengals
-8 San Diego Chargers
-11 Tampa Bay Buccaneers
-12 New England Patriots
-17 Houston Texans
-18 Denver Broncos
-19 Tennessee Titans
-27 Atlanta Falcons
-27 New York Giants
-28 Arizona Cardinals
-29 Minnesota Vikings
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>>63769785
yes but unlike Pattinson's frail 6'1", 165 lb body, Brock is a behemoth of a man at a rock solid 6'8", 250 lbs.
>>63769819
Big Ben Part 2 Confirmed?
>>63769805
>Hey Randy, we need you
>OK coach, just say when
>When...
>(Le epic theme maymay)
>Moss pulls up in his convertible, stretches a bit, and steps out onto the practice field
>A smile spreads across Tom Brady's face, much like a shark catching the scent of blood in the water
>Doesn't even need a playbook, the 07 chemistry is still there
>Tom Nods
>Moss Nods Back
>Belichick's cock is dripping with precum on the sideline
>First route, runs a go in triple coverage, and catches the ball over all of them
>The duo is back, 19-0 inevitable, a revenge tour for the ages
>There are "people" on /sp/ RIGHT NOW who don't think Brady is going to get his points no matter which defense he's up against
There's nobody better in the NFL at limiting Brady than rex ryan and he still scored 20 with a beat up offense.
The question you have to ask yourself is "can my team score on their top-ranked defense enough to get a big lead? Can my defense stop Brady in the last 2 minutes if it's a close game down to the wire?"
Nobody's done it yet this year. Nobody's done it since last year's game at KC without the pats intentionally resting starters.
Your odds aren't good, Denver - especially not with a scrub backup starting at QB.
>>63769863
>who is aaron"whooped the pats ass" rodgers
>>63769722
>rams have such an ungodly hatred for quarterbacks they try to murder their own QB on the field
damn man the rams don't fuck around
>>63769839
>Giants headquarters
>"Mr. Coughlin..."
>"I know it already son, I know it already"
>Coach reaches the phone button in his office
>"get me Michael on the phone"
>Fox headquarters
>A strong wide-grinned man answers
>"Yeth?"
>"He's back Michael. Code 18-1. Can you be here at 8 tomorrow"
>"Doeth the pope poo in loo?"
>a pair of loud laughs fill the no longer calm uneventful night
Sneak's Official Post Week 11 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™
1. Patriots
2. Panthers
3. Cardinals (+1)
4. Bengals (-1)
5. Broncos (+2)
6. Steelers (+1)
7. Packers (+20)
8. Seahawks
9. Vikings (-4)
10. Giants (-1)
11. Colts (+2)
12. Chiefs (+2)
13. Falcons (-3)
14. Bills (-3)
15. Texans (+6)
16. Jets (-4)
17. Redskins (-2)
18. Rams (-2)
19. Raiders (-2)
20. Bucs (+4)
21. Dolphins (-3)
22. Jaguars (+3)
23. Eagles (-4)
24. Saints (-2)
25. Lions (+1)
26. Bears (-6)
27. Cowboys (+3)
28. Ravens
29. 49ers (-6)
30. Chargers (-1)
31. Titans
32. Browns
>>63769880
god, was their a better fucking player than Micheal Strahan?
He fucking went up to brady in the prime of his career, when brady had the best team in the world at his disposal, and put his ass on the ground
he single handedly keked brady out of GOAT status
>>63769867
I forgot about that game, but really GB barely won at home. Still, yeah, they won. So one team did it sinc the KC game, but it wasn't with a scrub backup like denver has
>>63769890
Fuck yeah based Tits only ranked 31.
>>63769831
Haven't seen enough of him to really get a sense of what kind of player he is.
defiantly big though
>>63769898
shut your dirty jew mouth before I gag it with my cock fgt
Brock = great QB who will be elite
>>63769890
I unironically feel like the Patriots were exposed tonight. Granted there was some refball involved it looked like the pressure the Bills put on Brady made him unable to make the throws he usually makes. Even the quick ones. They didn't look like the juggernaut that they've been much of the season. How much of that is the fact they're going to have nobody at WR soon who knows. 16-0 not happening. 14-2 losses to Buncos and Jests.
Pic unrelated.
>>63769927
>GG Allin
>ever unrelated
>>63769927
If anything today and the giants game show me the opposite.
1) Pats have a great defense. The D wins them games even when the O struggles. That's a big fuckin deal.
2) The O is clutch. Even when they struggle all game, they still make winning plays when they have to to get it done.
3) Opponents have no room for error. They have to play a nearly perfect game JUST to get a small lead, and if they let up at all, then that lead is GONE
Pats should adjust and only get better moving forward. The rest of the league is on notice.
>>63769927
I don't think they were exposed more that injuries are slowly taking their toll on them.
NFL is very much survival of the fittest, hard to win if you lose 3-4 of your best 8-10 players,
>>63769945
>no room for error
>bills make dumb penalties out the ass, drop passes, and turn the ball over
>>63769961
They lost.
>>63769971
but if they made mistakes the pats should have won by 30 points according to your logic
>>63769977
They made mistakes and lost, that is the logic he is using. Doesn't matter if you win by 30 or 3, a win is a win.
>>63769977
Not at all, because the pats struggled too. See: strong D, clutch O. Made the plays they needed to win. Bills needed to be perfect, and they want. Add one to the L column
This really isn't hard to understand.
>mfw i found out the patriots have the best scoring defense in the league
>>63769989
>>63769991
BUT YOU just said that there is no room for error
assuming each mistake the bills made was a pats touchdown, the bills would have won by 3 scores so there WAS room for error
not hard to follow
>>63769994
Granted I didn't wake up at 3 for this game, but im still confused by your math since the pats didn't score on all the bills turnovers, and yet they still won
>>63769994
Are you mentally retarded? BILLS LOST. They had no room for error, but committed errors. Therefore, they lost. In fact they never even had a lead despite the struggles of the Patriots offense.
>>63770004
but every mistake the bills made equaled a touchdown because they lost an opportunity to score meaning if the bills made no mistakes, they would have won 40-13
>>63770005
yes, the bills lost, but they have room for error, since if they made 1 mistake they would of still won 33-13
>>63770012
Not making mistakes doesn't mean scoring a touchdown on every drive, retard. The other team has their defense on the field playing the game too.
>>63770023
but how do you know 100% that they aren't going to score if they didn't make the mistake, you have to assume that they will score, otherwise it counts as a mistake and thus increasing the room for error by the winning team
>>63770031
Fuck you're retarded. Look, dude, even if they made no mistakes and New England struggled, they would still have to contend with a great D and a clutch O. THAT is why opponents have no room for error.
I hope Brady is as salty as I am that that TD was taken away. Will get him , and hopefully the Oline too, into focus for Denver.
>>63770042
that makes absolutely no sense
I'm just salty that Gostkowski missed a 50+ yard FG that cost me my fantasy game, lost by 3 points.
Goddamn Phil Dunphy looking motherfucker.
>>63770058
Then you should get yourself examined for mental retardation.
>>63770079
best kicker in the league my ass
>>63770095
>>63770079
>misses one kick
>waaahh he sucks
No. He's still based as fuck.
>>63770100
He is don't get me wrong. I'm happy to have him because he is easily the best. I just wish he could have missed in another week, say last week for instance where my opponent didn't set his lineup and had 3 players on byes.
>>63770100
good kickers don't miss
Since we cant use tbeeh or FAMily anymore how about we just start saying "my nigga" after everything my niggas?
>>63769994
>assuming each mistake the bills made was a pats touchdown
Kek do you think before you type, pal?
The bills made mistakes and lost. Yes it was a close game, but how much better could the bills have played? They were even on turnovers, got a nice phantom play stoppage from the refs, and kept gronkowski to 1/3 of his yards in the first meeting against the bills this year. This was all while the bills were playing a team that is expecting Jamie Collins back and, well, you know about the offense.
The point is that at a time when the patriots are at their weakest, they still gut out the w.
>No raidniggers spamming Carr memes
JUST
>>63770158
whats the story behind this my nigga?
According to Elias the Lions are the first team in NFL history to score exactly 18 points in two straight games.
>>63770175
halftime during Super Bowl I
>>63770111
31 other teams have missed at least one FG this season. This game was the first for the Patriots this season. That's pretty damn good.
>>63770178
>another useless stat brought to you by Elias
>>63770158
>implying we arent resting a bit
>implying we arent going to push your shit in
TYBC
>>63770178
>>63770214
I welcome our new mlb autist tier stats
>2015
>losing football games
>>63770231
I don't
>"It's 3rd and 1. The [team] have been 5 for 7 on third-down conversions today, but have only been 37 for 102 on the year, and 17 for 27 while the QB has had a chinstrap beard for the past 5 games; for the rest he's gone with a mullet."
>>63770224
You won't though
ayy lmao
>>63770426
the writer saw the opportunity and he took it, respect.
As a Packers fan I like the patriots because the amount of butthurt they generate. Delicious tears everytime they win.
That aside, honestly, the patriots going 18-0 is the best for maximum tears this season.
>18-1 repeat
>18-1 repeat with Eli beating patriots(Still not out of the running yet)
>18-1 repeat with the panthers going undefeated
>18-1 panthers losing 1 regular season game but wins it all making the pats go 18-1 while patfans try and spam 18-1 back defensively crying
>18-1 with queens winning(sure my own tears would be in this but still cause a lot of butthurt)
>18-1 with packers winning(less likely than giants winning tbqhf [to be quite honest family])
Or finally
>19-0
Fans of every single franchise on /sp/ except the patriots have tears escaping every one of their orifices for a week, or a month, while Brady now has 5 rings, 2 undefeated regular seasons, and 1 undefeated season.
Oh, and the worst of it all and to top it all of Brady's undefeated season will have zero (0) asterisks next to it.
Soon...
>The shit covered hovel known as Cincinnati
are we going to get BTFO on sunday
>>63770665
yeah honestly 16-0 is the best case, massive butthurt either way
However easily the biggest shitshow is if they go 17-1 and lose to the Bengals in the second round
>>63771094
16-0 is looking less likely every week for the Pats. They seem to be getting weaker every game.
The scary thing is the Panthers actually seem to be getting stronger.
>>63769890
>packers (+20)
Let's take it easy there sneak that's a bit extreme
Post yfw the Panthers go 16-0 and then lose their first playoff game
Jim Bob Cooter is a decent OC
>>63771129
>Failcunts fans
>Aints fans
>Busc fans
>Anally devastated Skins fans
>>63771191
>the only team to have a 16-0 regular season and win a playoff game is the NE patriots
>Every other team that's gone undefeated in the regular season has always lost their first playoff game
>>63771201
>Cam Newton's only playoff win was against a Cardinals team that was plagued with injuries and was using a third string quarterback, and still barely won.
>>63769744
>2015
>not killing an animal to use its fur as a masturbation tool
>>63769703
Should the Bengals be fined for Cadencegate? Seems like a pretty serious rule violation going on there, I didn't know they were a bunch of cheaters.
Are there any good teams in the AFC that are just honest?
>>63771287
Stoolers
Jameis Winston will lead the Bucs to the playoffs.
>>63771058
Patriots will probably win but you won't get BTFO. Patriots are too ded on offense to score in bunches on that defense, as of right now, they're top 3 WRs are literally LaFell, Harper and Slater. I'd say it's going to finish 17-13
>amendola most likely fine just getting an mri just to make sure he is okay
THANK YOU SATAN
Would sp explode if the superb owl is played by two undefeated teams and >18-1 happens again?
>>63771287
Patriots
>>63771412
where are all you bucs fans coming from?
i mean im not complaining but where were you guys 2 years ago?
>>63771480
being seahawks fans
>>63771480
?
I've fucking been here for years m8. Usually before he season I'll say the Bucs will make the playoffs but they always end up being shit so why would I continue to shitpost? Now they have a legitimate shot at making the playoffs.
>>63771510
im just glad to see more of us here
>almost losing to the Bills
There are people that ACTUALLY believe the Pats can beat the Packers.
>>63771538
>actually losing to the Lions
>>63771555
I think one game every 25 years is OK.
MVP power rankings:
1. Tony Romo
2. Cam Newton
3. Tom Brady
>>63771562
You lost to them last year, idiot.
>>63771538
>Implying the statistically best defense in the league couldn't contain Erin Rodgers
These guys are literally better than Seattle
>>63771576
In Detroit when they had the best defense in the league? Doesn't count. Which is why we made it to the NFCCG and they didn't.
>>63770426
It's funny because White is black
>>63771577
>bragging about being better than Seattle
Topkek.
>>63770158
>Smoking during a game that you're playing in
>Deliberately lowering your lung capacity during a time when you need all the air you can get
>Deliberately constricting blood vessels during periods of short, high-intensity exercise
>>63771586
>Claims superiority
>Is given proof of the opposite
>BUT THAT DOESN'T COUNT
Puckers fans, everyone.
>>63771597
Better than last year's Seattle, better than Denver, better than the anemic Puckers D by a longshot.
>>63771616
>the record last year head to head was 1-1
>Packers make it to NFCCG
>Lions don't
>Packers not superior
Ummmmm...
>>63771538
filtered
>>63771622
Nigga, the Packers D would rape Brady. Straight up pull his longjohns down and put it in.
>>63771630
>Pats fans can't handle the bants
>>63771634
Hahaha packers d? Maybe in week two or three. They are banged up and couldn't even slow down the lions.
>>63771538
Do people want to ignore the fact the bills have a very solid defense this season
>>63771634
Dude you're retarded
>>63771647
I wouldn't exactly say the Lions had a strong offense in that game. Plus, we would have won if our kicker hadn't shanked the ball.
>>63771656
You still were only in that position because prater missed two extra points
>>63771624
Hey shit for brains, lets go back over this.
>I think one game every 25 years is OK.
Except that you lost to them last year.
>BETTER DEFENSE, THAT DOESN'T COUNT
So you somehow concede that they were a better team while simultaneously trying to play the DOESN'T REALLY COUNT card?
>MUH NFCCG
Yes, and you lost that game to the Seakeks. The Cowgirls were the only thing that saved you from Detroit in the playoffs last year.
>Peyton Manning reportedly injure foot trying to lift the "really heavy" epic meats pizza from Papa Johns™.
>>63769744
there's a furry girl in my English class who wears a tail exactly like this sometimes.
>>63769790
Brady for VP
Mods are asleep post undefeated quarterbacks
>>63771656
No, the Packers D is just shit
>friend says he'll by me a thirty rack every other week if the cowboys beat the panthers
>>63771717
To be fair, the lions players had their jobs on the line, so despite being shit, they still played harder. Win was still because of a miracle though
>>63771742
>the other team wanted it more
How triggered will the seakuks be this Sunday sp?
Would a British team be an automatic rival for the Patriots?
>>63771577
I miss Collins :(
>Tfw your team does not have a franchise qb
>>63771819
>tfw your team has a franchise QB who refuses to prioritize his own health
At least we have a kicksss backup
>>63771815
>tfw he'll never stop dying from fucking dysentery
is case keenum going to die
>>63771857
Yes. I don't know where or when, but each of us has to go in our own time.
>>63771841
Fuuuuuuuck, is that what he has?
Post Collins so he may be ready for Buncos
I think the Bills can beat the Patriots if they get into the play offs. This game was very close. Bills kept fucking themselves and then their QB died.
>>63771877
i heard he had the plague
>#15 on nfl.com power rankings
We're going to the playoffs for sure
>>63771957
>12 on ESPN
>>63769895
Amazing player. Even better leader.
>>63771956
would be karma, pat players deserve it
>>63769819
>the season halfway point at week 8
fix that or I will have to withdraw my endorsement on account of autism, the halfway point was after week 9
How likely is it that the pats.sign Moss? He was at that joint pratice between the pats and saints. Also if Welker was still a free agent would they have signed him?
>>63769890
>49ers (-6)
are you implying you had expectations that we'd beat the seahawks in the first place?
is Osweiler elite?
You may only reply if your favorite team hasn't lost in 3 weeks
>>63771840
a backup that's playing better than your starter atm desu
Made a better rating system to describe the results of the season so far based on who has beaten who and no other factors. Scrapped the PAR system, it was too unwieldy. Note that this is supposed to be a descriptive stat, not a predictive one.
The basis for the methodology was derived from these three ideas:
1. Winning should make a team's rating go up and losing should make it go down, never the reverse.
2. Teams with high ratings should fall harder because of a loss compared to what they can gain by winning. The opposite is true for teams with low ratings.
3. The results should be recursive so that all games in the season are held to the current context of results, not the context at the time.
1. (1.000) Carolina Panthers
1. (1.000) New England Patriots
3. (0.827) Denver Broncos
4. (0.824) Cincinnati Bengals
5. (0.800) Green Bay Packers
6. (0.767) Arizona Cardinals
7. (0.716) Minnesota Vikings
8. (0.638) Kansas City Chiefs
9. (0.613) Indianapolis Colts
10. (0.609) Pittsburgh Steelers
11. (0.599) Buffalo Bills
12. (0.587) Seattle Seahawks
13. (0.549) Houston Texans
14. (0.495) Atlanta Falcons
15. (0.461) New York Jets
16. (0.448) New York Giants
17. (0.439) Tampa Bay Buccaneers
18. (0.427) Chicago Bears
19. (0.415) Jacksonville Jaguars
20. (0.410) Washington Redskins
21. (0.392) St. Louis Rams
22. (0.387) New Orleans Saints
23. (0.367) Detroit Lions
24. (0.356) Miami Dolphins
25. (0.342) San Francisco 49ers
26. (0.338) Philadelphia Eagles
27. (0.294) Oakland Raiders
28. (0.257) Dallas Cowboys
29. (0.246) Baltimore Ravens
30. (0.176) Tennessee Titans
31. (0.120) San Diego Chargers
32. (0.102) Cleveland Browns
>>63772054
>this edge
>>63772311
>implying the "Eye test" isn't flawless
>>63772348
I have no issue from a philosophical standpoint with subjective standards, they do serve a purpose. That's what my weekly power rankings polls were, after all. This is just an exercise in objective measurements rather than subjective, and that's fine too.
>>63772386
Does it employ "Quality losses"?
>>63772326
sorry if that scares you
I'm an apathetic son of a bitch, i generally don't give a fuck if people die, even ones close to me
most people are idiots, and the less of them polluting the earth the better.
>>63772456
>17 year old filled with angst detected
>>63772468
it's ironic retard
>>63772423
>FTC is Bill Simmons
>>63772456
Showing off your new edge, i see
>>63772423
I hate that term because it often implies you can go up after losing, but something like that. it's more like it punishes you either way for losing, but it's even worse if you lose to shit. I couldn't make it work otherwise, believe me I tried. at first I tried making it so that losing was more of a static hit to your rating, and wins were progressively scaled so that beating a great team counted for more than beating a bad team. unfortunately, when applying the recursive steps the numbers immediately started diverging into random nonsense rather than converge onto one specific number for each team. I realized that I had to either progressively scale the rating boost/drop for BOTH wins and losses, or for neither. with that I tried to see if doing neither would work first, but it ended up converging every team onto exactly .500 instead which is useless. what I posted above is what it looks like when teams get more of a boost beating a good team, less of a boost beating a bad team, more of a drop losing to a bad team, and less of a drop losing to a good team. as a result, undefeated teams automatically converge on perfect because their rating can only go up no matter who they played. if there were any unvictorious teams, they'd be at dead 0 as well.
>>63772527
Can you employ your algorithm into the College top 32 to see who is really the best?
My "meme test" rankings are solid. But it won't tell me the true top 10.
>>63772527
how about just using Elo
>Patriots lose another key player
>Buffalo exploits huge problem in Patriots offense
>Patriots going into Denver to play an even more skilled defensive team
>Osweiler and team defeat the Patriots
Osweiler can ruin both Peyton and Brady in a single game
The Chiefs have been sneaky good. So many people, myself included discounted them because of their record, but have you seen who they've played.
>DEN
>GB
>CIN
>Desperate Chicago
>MIN
It's completely understandable why they went 1-5, they went against 4 of the best teams in the league.
They're definitely not a Top 2 tier team, but they're good enough for to lose in the WC, or beat a downward trending playoff team.
>>63772649
not really (not as-is anyways) because of the inclusiveness of the NFL league structure compared to Div-1A. if they only played each other ever and that was it, then I guess it would work it'd just have over a hundred teams in the pool instead. I'd have to heavily modify it to do what you're asking, either to account for only partial schedules being calculated or for teams outside the relevant set somehow impacting the results.
>>63772653
I don't like its methodology, and it's already been done anyways, so no. if you know someone that already calculated it for the NFL as of right now feel free to post it here, but I personally wouldn't care.
>>63769890
>Packers +20
I hate you so much Sneak.
>Adam Schefter @Adam Schefter 23s
Reports are Danny Amendola has suffered a torn ACL. Aaron Dobson with a broken foot. Both expected to go on IR.
>>63771624
Packers are 2-3 against the Lions the past 3 seasons.
>>63772722
He's such a fucking baby
>>63772653
What would the electric light orchestra help?
>Adam Schefter @Adam Schefter 1m
>Reports are Danny Amendola has suffered a torn ACL. Aaron Dobson with a broken foot. Both expected to go on IR.
FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>63772711
Points per possession differential vs pppd
There you go. That's how you pick games
>>63771538
There are people here who ACTUALLY think the Pack is going to the superbowl.
>>63771912
I think you're retarded
>tfw all players on IR
FEELS bad man
>>63772731
Fake. But with the luck Patriots have had with injuries I checked it with an increased heart rate
>>63769733
Like you've never seen a man with a pocket-squirrel before.
How many times has Rex beaten Trillicheck in the last 9 meetings like once? Rex and Buffalo both stink.
>>63772780
>increased heart rate
>britkek
Fck off bandwagon patriots are CANADAS TEAMS mother fcker
>>63771287
Chiefs
>>63772750
>>63772731
10-6 incoming.
Why the fuck would you support a team owned by a kike?
>>63772791
since Rex became a head coach in the NFL
he's like 4-11 against Bill all time
>>63772763
>There you go. That's how you pick games
>pick games
you are missing the entire point of what I was talking about then, it had nothing to do with picking games. there is an important difference between:
>stats that are descriptive
>stats that are predictive
>descriptive stats that happen to have a high correlative trend with actual results despite a lack of direct causality
the ratings above are designed as the first case, you're changing topics to the third one.
>>63772649
>>63772711
on second thought I could do it with just the "top 32" teams so long as those 32 teams are already decided beforehand, but the results wouldn't illustrate which 32 teams in college football have had the best results so far this season (and the hierarchy within that 32), it would just illustrate how those 32 teams fared against each other. if that's fine by you then I can do that, but it's a pretty fucking huge disclaimer the way I see it.
>>63772816
>feel when owner is a kike hater
>>63772816
the NFL is owned by kikes
>>63772816
Because they make the best owners
>>63772840
Thank you based Chiefs. You beat the Pats last year and they won the super bowl, beat us this year and we are currently undefeated since.
JUST
does anyone else here share the opinion that the panthers suck?
>>63772855
No problem senpai
>>63772831
>it would just illustrate how those 32 teams fared against each other.
That's all that really matters.
>>63772750
This is a lie
>>63772837
>Most NFL team owners are jews
>Most NFL commissioners are jews or crypto jews
>Fords own the only team to go 0-16
>Henry Ford knew jews were a cancerous race
A consipiracy
now some actually news about Ammendola
>>63769945
Interesting how that goes for the other undefeated team as well.
>>63772870
Trold u :]
>>63772880
Pls be minor
>>63772816
I don't, I support the only team who is owned by a former NFL player
>>63772880
Rest into pieces :(
Man the Patriots would have had an easy 19-0 this year if Lewis and edlemen didn't die
Feels fucky man p
>>63772692
Yea let's completely ignore the NE defense which is one of the best in the league against sub-20 ranked Denver offense
>>63772875
Henry Ford actually had a newspaper called something like "Jews: The Man's Common Enemy"
Hopefully these transgressions doesn't upset master Goodell.
>>63772826
Rex should start calling Bill dad its getting pretty pathetic how often he gets sonned
>>63772914
It was the "Dearborn What the fuck ever"
And it featured his hit series "The International Jew". Good read. I think that man was from the future.
>>63772869
well I got all the up to date results then, I can just apply the same algorithm, but it hinges on having to decide on which 32 teams get put in the sample to begin with, it doesn't select those 32 beforehand. so unless you got a list already, I don't really feel like wading through exercises today trying to determine who should even get included. I'm not really sure why it has to be 32 though, did you just assume that because the NFL one is? I can change the size of the sample set easily, it's just that once that set is decided, it can only include results between teams that are all in that set already.
>>63770665
We won't know about the asterisk until we see if the get caught at whatever it is they are doing this year.
>>63771113
Rarrrrrr, RRrrraaarrrrrrrr! *
(*Panther noises.)
>>63769890
I just want 2003-2004 back
hello, this is a native cardinals fan, letting you all know that we still exist
thanks
>>63772983
That's nice, but >>>/mlb/ is that way
>>63772941
>I'm not really sure why it has to be 32 though, did you just assume that because the NFL one is?
Well its similar to the AP top 25 plus the closest teams out.
Clemson (55)
2. Alabama (6)
3. Iowa
4. Notre Dame
5. Oklahoma
6. Michigan St.
7. Baylor
8. Ohio St.
9. Oklahoma St.
10. Florida
11. N. Carolina
12. Michigan
13. Stanford
14. Florida St.
15. TCU 9-2
16. Navy 9-1
17. Northwestern
18. Oregon
19. Mississippi
20. Washington St.
21. Houston
22. UCLA
23. Mississippi St.
24. Toledo
25. Temple
Utah 100, Pittsburgh 60, LSU 33, Texas A&M 27, Wisconsin 21, Air Force 15, USC 8, Arkansas 7, W. Kentucky 6, Georgia 5, BYU 3, Tennessee 2, South Florida 1, Arkansas St. 1, West Virginia 1
I guess it's 40 teams now. Here they are.
CAROLINAFAGS BTFO
>Already getting lobbied to place the Panthers over the Patriots. The reason? Carolina's blowout win over the Redskins coupled with New England's close call versus the Bills. What's ironic about this argument is that Bill Belichick's group won in the same fashion Monday night that Carolina has employed much of this year. Think about the Panthers' one-score wins: over the Texans, Saints, Seahawks, Colts and Packers. Sure, there are fine football teams in that group, but it's not as though the Panthers have sprinted through their schedule. Oh, and by the way, the Patriots are the defending Super Bowl champs.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000587012/article/nfl-power-rankings-week-12-cards-jump-bengals-eagles-sink
>>63769890
>23. Eagles (-4)
>>63772880
I hope he's fucked for the season.
>>63772998
well alright, I'll work on that then. it might be an hour or so, once it's made it's super easy to update but re-making the template will require just a bit of modification.
>>63773006
Umad at the 10-0 club?
>>63771798
You mean, like, the London Loyalists or something?
>>63772951
>>63770665
Didn't they have to cheat in the very first game? Against the steelers I think?
>rodgers is a dumpster fire
>green bay rodgers fans blame his lack of WR depth
>Brady is currently 10-0 with literally 2 WRs on the entire depth chart
>LITERALLY 2
Glad that debate is in the trash where it belongs desu
>>63773051
well technically Special teams specialist Matthew Slater is listed as a WR
I hope he can catch
>>63773051
Rodgers is so overrated it hurts
>>63773061
I thought slater was kill
>>63773045
no Tomlin just cried bitch tears because he couldn't trip anyone in the game
>>63772154
...or at all.
>>63772154
Sweet I get to reply to this.
>>63773045
Did they add the Leave Gronk Wide Open Defense into the Steelers playbook?
>>63773025
If you could drop those by /cfb/ that would be great.
>>63773025
Dude, you need to kiss a girl, get your own keys, maybe apply for a credit card or learn to drive....
No, I'm just playin', you're great.
Is The Patriots won another owl this year with Brady and Moss would the NFL shut down completely and give up and trying to stop Brady?
>>63773061
Keshawn martin
>>63773155
injured
>>63773099
>entire plays where literally no one was even near gronk by 15 yds
Yo the steelers fucked themselves that game, no cheating required
Ray Lewis is a better criminal than commentator
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this nigga who hype as fuck for that CHIEFS PLAYOFF RUN?! I'm talking 11-5 niggas. We taking that wild card spot at the very least, homies. We're going to absolutely demolish the competition and bring world championship trophies from both of America's sports back to the heartland.
KC Royals Wold Champions
KC Chiefs World Champions
Try me, bitch I'll fuck your world up in 4 quarters flat nigga.
>>63773167
Coming back family
>>63773239
>Jamal charles
>>63772941
Pppd is how you determine who will win games versus who.
Meaning it's a power scale bro. You rate each teams pppd and you get a true power rating for a season.
Go to a 4 week read to get a more current
>>63770716
Is that his tail?
>A new take on the inadvertent whistle: Ref may have been "skittish" when players approached because in week 1 he was trampled by a Ravens player and suffered nine broken ribs, a broken collarbone, and a partially collapsed lung.
Do the panthers have yiff parties after games?
>>63773252
I don't think you quite understand how deep the KC RB roster is, Jamaal Charles is a legendary running back. But, even our backup that we cut from last year would be a #1 starter for at least 20 other teams.
Not to mention what West and Ware have been doing in Charles' absence.
>>63772914
>>63772936
The man personally bankrolled several translations and publications of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion
80 Danny Amendola KR- pos ded
17 Aaron Dobson-o god why
11 Julian Edelman PR-ded
14 Chris Harper- hopeful
19 Brandon LaFell-strugled first game back but looking good
82 Keshawn Martin-inj
18 Matthew Slater-special used in case of emergency
well fuck
>>63773045
They had a bold strategy to leave Gronk wide open and not cover him
>>63773300
>You now remember knile davis
Also nice triple dubs
>>63773327
James White looked good out there
>mfw playoffs
>>63773327
heh
>>63771201
Tell that to the '48 Browns
>>63773073
Slater's pretty stout, he went down with an injury, but it was probably minor
>>63773061
Also, Amendola's knee injury is thought to be minor, and he should be playing in Denver.
>>63773051
Slater's a WR, technically, Martin should be back soon, Amendola's injury, see above, and Chris Harper's got potential. He had a huge grab erased by a questionable ref call
Also, let's not forget the Pats O line is getting healthy. Pats should be fine.
>>63771214
>When he was injured
Cards are fucked
>>63773356
>only 17 pts against the dead in the water Bears
It's going to be interesting to see what the Pats pull out of their hats for this ded offense.
>Howe and Kyes chart Butler for his man and zone coverages having allowed less than 30 yards on 3 of 6 targets allowed (2 to wakins in final minute)
>PFF charts Butler for 96 yards allowed, blaming him for all cover 3 deep zone fuckups when they didnt even play Butler on a deep third because he was fucking playing Man
Hey you idiots, like Mayo and others, reminder that PFF is literal fucking dogshit.
Which division is worse, the AFC South or the NFC East?
How has that Malcolm Brown guy coming along? Really wanted him when the lions were on he board.
>>63773494
Tom E. Curran @tomecurran 34s
Sources say New England has reached out to Randy Moss
>>63773327
Amenbrola's fine, dude.
Also, Pats aren't going 16-0. They don't care. They legitimately do not care about that.
Their long term vision is this: Clinch the division, get the bye-week, possibly the number one seed in the conference, but once that happens, fuck it, rest the starters.
The Pats could clinch next fucking week.
We could see Jimmy Time in 3.
At that point the Pats will not care. They'll be in like Flynn and on the gravy train to the postseason, and at that point there's no sense in risking injury to your stars just to continue Brady's little "revenge tour".
>>63773544
Bullshit
>>63773542
I bet the Seahawks love watching their bigmouth Corner get humbled once in awhile.
>>63773507
They both suck but i would pick any NFCE team to beat any AFCS team
>>63773541
Getting progressively better, Siliga was inactive this monday, so he got main NT duties
Filling in wilforks role perfectly
Best run D in the league
How badly do you think we'll beat the Colts this week? I'm thinking like 35-10.
>>63773544
>http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/09/21/no-calls-to-from-randy-moss/
>but he has mused at times in recent weeks about a return.
>but it’s believed Moss would return only for a short list of quarterbacks — possibly only Peyton Manning or Tom Brady — and that he has no interest in playing just to play.
>>63773496
>everyone else playing zone
>except butler
>watkins already covered
>Butler jumps watkins
>gets ball thrown over head
Yea pff sucks but that's not why friend
>>63773544
>tfw this won't happen
>>63773591
>you
>being retarded
No surprise
>>63773591
>Tavon Wilson decommitting to zone
>when he was lined up Man on Hogan
Good to know you didnt watch the game
>>63773587
Come on home, Randy. We need you.
>>63773544
>sources
Who has the most overrated defense in the league right now?
>>63773630
Denver.
>>63773582
That depends on which clots show up, because there's two different versions. One is a hard-fighting team that makes you battle for every inch and has a QB under center who can use his feet to make plays happen, the other is a dumpster fire fueled by Jim Irsay's inexhaustible supply of cocaine
So will EDP have a Happy Thanksgiving special or a BTFO Thanksgiving special?
Everyone getting injured this year.
>>63773496
>Pats defense
>Middle of the pack in YPG, both passing and rushing attempts
>Top rated in points allowed
>Implying PPG isn't the be-all end-all metric to measure a defense
>>63773670
Shut up
>>63773670
It happens every year, it's the teams that can adjust to adversity that come out on top, though I did have a small heart attack when Brady was slow to get up last night
>>63773672
Their D-Line is elite
>>63773356
Pats offense is banged up, but Brock Osweiler's not going to beat the Pats defense, and Brady's still in the driver's seat. Pats win in Denver, 21-10
>>63773692
Their defense in general is elite. They're allowing 18.2 points per game, which is the top rate in that metric.
People can blab on all they want about yards allowed, but at the end of the day it's keeping the number next to your opponent's name on the scoreboard smaller than your own that counts, and the Pats D is the best at doing that.
Now, if only they got Collins back...
>>63773708
Tyrod Taylor put up 13 points in Foxboro and he's a literal retard. This is in Denver against Wade Phillips, I think it's going to be closer than people think.
>yfw randy moss gets the call for one last ride
>>63773740
The broncos almost lost to the bears if you want to play that game
I just think NE has things together better than DEN, but not by much
>>63773541
very well and he seems to be getting better with each game.
Why is there a game between literally the 2 worst teams in the league on the next MNF? If I wanted to pick the most dull, low quality matchup it'd be Browns vs Ravens. The only entertaining thing that can possibly happen is Manziel coming out to play still drunk from the night before
>>63773807
If only.
>>63773928
I'm going to watch.
>>63773129
you know what, fuck this. I just finished it and it's pretty much pointless due to sample size. 40 teams in the set but only 68 games between them means that it looks like a load of nothing, even if the calculations worked. 8 teams at exactly 1.000 because they won all the games against the other teams in the group of 40, 11 teams at exactly 0.000 for losing all of them, and 1 team undefined because they didn't even play any of them even once. the other 20 teams don't seem to line up well with the rankings given either, so I'm fairly certain this is bullshit. if there were a couple hundred or so games between them it would work, but I'm pretty sure I don't even need to post this in /cfb/.
>>63773807
>yfw the Rams release Wes Welker
>>63773807
shut up sean
brody had his chance and he lost
>>63774035
Damn, your algorithm needs a revolutionary way of breaking ties.
>>63773262
that's nice and all, but it wasn't what I was trying to do at all. you can call it "power rating" all you want but it's not making the same point that I was trying to show. maybe if I was attempting to do that instead you could bring it up, but it has no relevance to what I posted earlier. it would be like someone showing a chart of different QB's stats and results in potential game-winning drive situations and someone interjects about how derek carr looks a lot better than the raiders are used to and might be a long-term starter because he's a top 25 QB already or something, based on supporting stats.
>>63773547
This.
Superbowl win is worth way more than undefeated reg season.
>>63774088
or just a completely different evaluation process to begin with. it's going to be hard to get around that sample size issue, since even when the season is finished the top 40 teams might only average 3 games apiece against each other or something like that. the NFL always has 16 games for every team between the set of 32, so it could only look as bad as the thing I just did if I tried doing it after the first 2-3 weeks of the NFL season.
im from the future so you can cap this
Brock Osweiler
21/36, 312 yards, 3 TDs. 1 int
Tom Brady
26/58, 337 yards, 1 TD, 2 Ints
Buncos win
>>63773740
The Broncos were two points away from losing to the Bears. Osweiler only put up 17 against an anemic defense, the same unit that Brady hung 51 on last year. The Pats D allows the fewest points of any unit in the league.
CAN SOMEONE BEAT THE MEMETHERS ALREADY????????
>>63774252
don't be upset, anon
just accept the 19-0
>>63774252
>>63774304
dis nigga samefagging HARD.
>>63774304
>just accept the 19-0
>not the BBC
>"What we had as far as the last play with Buffalo’s reception was that the receiver gave himself up voluntarily in the field of play," Steratore said.
Not a Bills or Pats fan but that's a pretty big asspull. Why would the Bills receiver "give himself up" at that point in the game and inbounds? Sounds like the ref doesn't want to admit he fucked up bad right there
>>63774326
>8 seconds between
?????
>>63774252
(you)
>feel when just cut off a massive chunk of my thumb
Hurts pretty fucking bad desu
>Despite the ineptitude of the Goodell’s stooges in attempting to bring his master plan to fruition, they did execute the cornerstone of their strategy with the inadvertent whistle. Goodell had them prepared to blow first, ask questions later whenever the Patriots had a clear shot at an easy touchdown, and it was just a great heads-up play by the official. Gotta tip your cap to them, really.
>The league obviously needed the screwjob to succeed for the Patriots to lose, because the Bills got consistent pressure on Brady all night and still couldn’t hold the Patriots to under 20 points. It also didn’t help the league that Rex Ryan still has no idea how to manage the clock late in games. Not to mention, the Patriots had their own secret weapon: Leodis McKelvin, the special teams mole who first infiltrated the Bills in 2009.
>>63773740
The fuck are you on about? Taylor is a better QB than Osweiler. The only advantage the Broncos have is their defense and home field.
The Patriots are just going to pull a Chiefs and kick 6 fg's off your ass and maybe dink and dunk their way to 2 td's.
>>63774339
Consider it a make up call for the inadvertent whistle that prevented a Pats blowout in the first place
Fuck the nigger cats!
And fuck that wannabe "MVP" Cam!
Brady, Rodgers, Rivers, Brees, Palmer, Eli, Dalton, Carr and even Wilson would make a better MVP and that just the qbs.
fucking no good thug laptop stealing, college cheating Nigger Cats!
>>63774383
why did you do that?
>>63774304
What if the Pats (17-1) met the Panthers (19-0) in the Owl? What if the Pats win with a Gost kick, with both teams ending it at 18-1? Would /sp/ implode?
>>63774414
Not like I meant to. Just was in a rush and slammed my thumb into a nail ripping off a huge chunk of it in the process.
>>63774250
Does Brady magically transform into Peyton this week?
>>63774339
He moved backwards out of bounds. You have to move forwards to stop the clock.
>>63774421
What is the Pats (18-0) met the Panthers (17-1) in the Owl and the Pants won off of Gost missing his first kick of the year? That would be pretty based desu
>>63774435
its still alive so rap it back on with bandages
>>63774421
>Pats (17-1)
>Panthers (19-0)
Why the fuck would you even want the PANTHERS to have a better record than the pats
People are fucking retarded.
NOBODY wants that but Panthers fans
>>63774352
>8 seconds
>>63774486
Got it covered Senpai
>>63774421
>Panthers (19-0) in the Owl
did this make sense in your head?
>>63774421
>I can't into football records
>>63774474
He's already missed one dipshit
>>63774488
This. If they're not both 18-0 in SB50 then who gives a fuck? The stakes of two teams playing for the perfect season would be amazing.
>Tom Brady will never fuck your asshole and cum deep within your rectum
Why even live bros?
Bill please call Randy Moss
Pls
He doesn't even have to run routes. He can be a decoy
Pls bill
>>63774421
>>63774474
Romo is going 13-0 this season. Panthers going 15-2 with two losses to Romo. Pats going 18-1 with a sb loss to Romo
>>63774610
desu i'd rather had Cam Newton nutting in my ass than Tom Brady. I feel like Tom Brady would be very rude before, during, and after. Atleast Cam would smile, pretend like he's having a really good time, and then give me a football he scored a TD with.
>>63774619
At least his hands would still probably be elite
>>63772121
More like that I had overranked the 49ers last week. Cowboys have Romo back, other lower teams won so that's kinda how it ended up I guess.
>>63774474
He missed his first kick last night m8. It won't happen again. As we speak, Belichick has Gost hooked up so his system can be updated and to calibrate his aiming ability.
>>63774488
Meant to say Panthers (18-0) in the post you replied to. But no senpai, no one wants to see the Pats with the best record AND to win the Owl.
>>63774648
8-8 is a stretch. How does that make you cowgirl fans feel?
>>63774573
>>63774595
It was a typo guys, get over it.
>>63774619
Fucking why? How good are Andre Johnson, Roddy White, and Reggie Wayne playing right now?
>b-but muh freak of nature!
He's 38. He could work out 16 hours a day and it won't mean anything. Age catches up to everyone.
>>63774788
>s-stop pls no b-bully
OH SHIT BRADY IS INJURED
>>63774836
What part of decoy don't you understand?
And he's still quicker than 60% of wide receivers in the league and smarter than 100% of them
>>63774908
come again?
>>63774967
Fucking dirty nigger
I hope he's forced to live in Baltimore for the rest of his life
>>63769774
After the Seahawks lost to the Panthers I switched teams to the Patriots because they seem like they have the best chance at winning a SuperBowl this year. Although it is very exciting when the games are close like last night but I can't help but feel like they won't go undefeated.
I know they have a very easy schedule but they aren't dominating teams and I'm afraid it will ruin their perfect season. All the injuries are a factor too because how can they go undefeated if Tom Brady only has the Gronk to throw to. I'm uber pissed because I just ordered an Edelman jersey for christmas and now he is hurt for the year. Wonder if I can return it and get a double zero, 00 jersey since there is no one on defense worth owning a jersey for.
>>63774686
9-7 is a only a bit of a stretch considering only the kitties or the puckers stand a competitive chance in the remaining season
>>63775111
This season they're spared. But, the post season is still to come.
>>63769895
He wouldn't have the sack record if Favre didn't lay down and give it to him for christmas
>>63775111
>there is no one on defense worth owning a jersey for.
Please end your life immediately.
>>63775171
Well both of those games are losses so that would make 7-9 a stretch if they play perfectly for the rest of the season
>>63774915
Might as well call up my boy Terell Eldorado Owens to line up wide left. Can you imagine DOUBLE decoys? Defensive coordinators won't know which old receiver Brady might throw to.
Instant 19-0 if I'm being completely honest with you.
Do you think if Wes Welker wasn't called up by the Rams, he would be getting a call from kraft? Also, who is out there that isn't a ridiculous stretch that the patriots would pick up?
Carson Palmer is currently leading the league in touchdowns, yards per attempts and passer rating
can we now acknowledge him as a MVP candidate?
>>63775181
beat a good team first
>>63775181
How'd they do in the playoffs that season? Honest question.
>>63775334
>At least he held onto his helmet
>>63775335
They got BTFO by the Titans in week one and lost a fluky TNF game to the Raiders. They beat the Pats and the Seahawks last year.
>>63775307
I don't think he would've come back. He's a prideful little fuck and wouldn't come crawling back to Bill. Plus every superbowl he's played in his team has lost. He's bad luck.
I wish they would've gone after Chris Matthews or kept Thompkins
>>63775451
>gets asked about playoffs
>gives regular season answer
Is that all Chefsfags have to?
>>63775326
>Cards Steelers rematch owl
>just dragon my shit up f am
Would be great.
>>63775334
>tie game
>ball at your own 20
>under 40 seconds left
>only one timeout
>RUNNING THE BALL
this is McCarthy level stupidity.
>>63774252
Be thankful that it's happening on Thursday.
No news on Lynch (yet), but Carroll has already said that it's unlikely he plays against the Steelers.
Get ready for more RAWLS
>>63775326
Pats fan here
Hes the only one aside from Brady that I consider at this point
But the dudes got some world class weapons to work with
is this a/sp/ie still doing his thing? he got a lot of shit for the way teams were statistically sorted early on in the season (as is always true when sorting teams by numbers early), but i'm wondering how the charts refined as more data became available.
>>63775488
They also got rid of Tyms and Wright. They would be solid replacements.
>>63775111
>this entire post
>>63771473
nice meme
So what's going on with Lynch? Will he need surgery or not? I want an update.
>>63775852
Tyms is still on the Patriots. He's been on IR since before the regular season.
How good is the Broncos d-line? It seems like the Patriots have gone against some elite defensive lines these past 2 weeks.
>>63776688
Wtf, I thought he was let go.
That Dline packs a punch. It's not going to be easy with no receivers for Brady to throw quick passes to.
>>63776688
>How good is the Broncos d-line?
best front 7 in the league
>>63776791
>>63776857
Fuck. 3 weeks in a row
>my wife will fuck the black neighbor next door if the Memethers beat the Cowshits on Thursday
>>63776989
>living near niggers
no one to blame but yourself
>>63769783
>>63769819
Going undefeated the rest of the season
Chefs in the owl desu senpai
>>63776989
why do you have a black neighbor
are you poor?
>>63777244
ooops, wrong pic
>Manziel literally buried by Pettine
>>63776989
>>>/r9k/
M8 she's going to fuck him no matter what
Hope you have a prenup
I usually try to avoid sounding like Packers fans and only praising QBs, but last night Brady put the entire offense on his back and refused to lose that game.
Shit was fucking incredible.
>>63776989
Take pics and make videos and post em. Ya know, for research.
Elpresador speaking the truth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xl4LAcSiYI
>>63776989
>implying they're not already fucking
>>63776989
Odd deal to make brah
>>63777619
Yall's scored 20 points and held them to 13 points. He hardly did anything incredible and if anything you should be praising you defense. And fuck y'all anyhow.
>>63773670
RIP Jordy :'(
>>63777841
I think you mean 27 points family.
All while being pressured on more than half of Brady's drop backs and with only 2 active WRs by the end of the game and their HB1 being out for the season.
There's not a single other QB in the NFL that could do that.
>>63777853
"And that the wandering Oakland Raiders, may some day find a home. Lord, hear our prayer. Can I get a Amen!"
>entire MNF commercial is about Manzel
>literally 100% of it
>Manzel demoted to 3rd string QB and possibly going to be cut on tuesday
my fucking sides
What do you guys think of the current playoff picture?
>>63774472
this isn't fairy stick. learn the rules
>>63777718
Abso-fuckin-lutely
>>63777987
I think the Patriots have already clinch a superbowl appearance DESU
>>63777987
Beat Falcons, lose to Cardinals. Packers lose in divisional. Yup, it's the same shit.
>>63777956
It's better than the alternative
>repeating clips of McCown running into a wall and McCowncoptering
>>63777987
>steelers against colts in the first round
Me likey
>>63774339
>>63778026
You actually don't know the rules, when a receiver moves backwards out of bounds their forward motion is stopped which is why the play is rule dead in bounds.
Bills are poorly coached, it hurt them in a game, get over it.
>>63777987
I think it's full of bitch niggas and bitch nigga teams.
>>63778026
The rules state you can't go backwards out of bounds to stop the clock
>>63778076
The alternative has the Ravens featured in a game they are playing in.
They don't even show a Ravens logo until the end of the commercial when they show who Manzel is playing against
The last time a 10-0 team was an underdog was the 85 bears against the cowboys. Ron Rivera was on both teams. The Bears won 44-0
Idiot Manletziel fucked away his last shot at becoming a starter for a while.
With Ravens being without Smith, Suggs, Flacco and Forsett, it was his best shot to win... And he got demoted to QB3...
Why does Gronk get away with partying but Manziel doesn't
>>63778191
Because Gronk didn't have to go to rehab and is actually good at football
>>63778191
Because Manziel keeps getting drunk. Constantly and he sucks
>>63778191
Manziel went to rehab this offseason and is known to use hard drugs as well
Gronk partying is his only vice, guy hasn't even spent a penny of his contract money and has never gotten into trouble while partying.
>>63778191
Gronk plays well on Sundays, doesn't have rumors of drug/alcohol abuse, and does most of his (public) partying is in the offseason.
I love my quarterback
>>63778135
Oh well, doesn't matter. McCown will be injured by the 2nd quarter and Austin Davis will come in and lead Cleveland to a W. He'll then be named starter for the rest of the season until he wrecks his car, then they'll activate Conner Shaw who will close out the season with all losses. Then, in the draft with the #1 overall pick, they trade down for two first rounders, draft Paxton Lynch and I'm guessing a pass rusher.
>>63775719
Hopefully we can live without him. We don't do so well without lynch.
I feel like the team isn't as cohesive as it was last year and the year before that.
>>63775334
1-1 and we made their starting QB ride the bench at their stadium. I'd say we're good to go seeing as how they only won the first one by luck.
>>63778191
gronk doesn't get photographed doing coke and crashing cars drunk
amendola with a knee sprain
Not expected to miss extended time
Thank
Fuck
>>63778261
How the fuck did half those passes get completed?
>iggles
Oh
>>63777718
the browns have an EDP?
>>63777912
pats scored 20 against the bills, retard.
They scored 27 against the Giants. THAT was the game Brady won single-handedly. Not the Bills game, which is a credit to the defense instead.
>>63778165
Panthers aren't the 85 bears.
>>63778441
They scored 27 because of that touchdown that was whistled dead for no reason, it was a literal take away by the refs to keep the Bills competitive, but anybody watching the game knew that was a touchdown.
>also implying I said Brady won the game single-handedly
You seriously need to work on your reading retention and comprehension.
lmfao some brony autist must've seen the 4chan webpage through the window at my store, and asked me what board I was on.
I could see the look of disappointment he had when I told him /sp/. Clearly some fat /b/ tard lmfao
>>63777718
>Talking about beating up nerds in high school
>Driving without buckling the seatbelt
>Probably drunk
Pretty much sums up what I think about Browns fans
>>63778473
You obviously need to suck my dick
>>63778517
He's not drunk, just a very angry fan who loves the Cleveland Browns. Don't get me wrong though, we have plenty of drunks in our fanbase.
>>63778521
Fucking savage
>>63775213
Did you miss the part where the cownoys are favorites against the panthers? Or where A-a-ron is playing hurt and lost to the lions? Romo beat them in lambeau last season and almost again in the playoffs. Those aren't sure losses by any measure.
Danny most likely out against the Broncos
So its gonna be a Lafell and Harper game, geez thats brutal
>>63778521
i bet ud like that wouldnt u faget
>>63778521
>posting anime
It's pretty obvious you know more about sucking cock than I ever will desu
>>63778581
>Hating anime
>>63778547
>Did you miss the part where the cownoys are favorites against the panthers?
But they aren't
http://www.vegasinsider.com/nfl/odds/las-vegas/
Don't worry, I'll give you a chance to back down and say "I was just pretending to be retarded"
>>63778637
I don't hate anime, but using a female anime character as your avatar is something only somebody with vast knowledge on how to suck a cock would do.
>>63778581
It's not an anime
>Weeks 1-3
>DNP due to injury: Lafell, Stork
>Week 5 @ Cowboys
>DNP due to injury: Lafell, Stork
>Injured during the game: Solder
>Week 6 @ Colts
>DNP due to injury: Lafell, Stork, Solder
>Injured during the game: Cannon, Mason, Lewis
>Week 7 vs Jets
>DNP due to injury: Stork, Solder, Cannon, Mason, Lewis
>Injured during the game: -
>Week 8 vs Dolphins
>DNP due to injury: Stork, Solder, Cannon, Mason
>Injured during the game: Jackson
>Week 9 vs Redskins
>DNP due to injury: Solder, Cannon, Jackson
>Injured during the game: Lewis, Vollmer
>Week 10 @ Giants
>DNP due to injury: Solder, Cannon, Jackson, Vollmer, Lewis
>Injured during the game: Edelman
>Week 11 vs Bills
>DNP due to injury: Solder, Jackson, Lewis, Edelman
>Injured during the game: Amendola, Dobson
>Season Long IR: Develin, Tyms, Gibson
>Put on IR during the season: Wendell, Lewis, Solder
>Other players missing games due to injury: Dobson, Martin
>9 different Olinemen have at least one start this year
>Only two (Andrews, Kline) haven't missed games to injury, both started all 10 games
>Both are undrafted, Andrews is a rookie, Kline is a 3rd year player
>Out of the 13 players who have recorded a reception this year, only 4 (Gronkowski, Amendola, Chandler, Williams) have played in every game, 2nd lowest in the NFL (1st: San Diego, 3 players)
JUST
>>63778547
>Romo beat them in Lambeau last season
The Cowshits didn't play the puckers in the regular season last year
>>63778322
>>63778349
thank God
I don't know if I want to live in a world where Brady's best target is Brandon LeFell
>>63778672
Are we supposed to care? Every team has injuries
>>63778672
I miss Lewis
>>63775772
>Chiefs defense lower than good
>>63778753
Your mom misses me
>>63773278
It's an artistically drawn penis
>>63778288
Out of all of Lynch's "heirs" over the last few years (Turbin, CMike), I feel the most confident with them moving forward with Rawls.
>>63778856
she's just been sad since Grandpa died
>Its 2015 and Carson Palmer's Madden rating is eleven points higher than Peyton Manning's
Who woulda thought in 2011
How many Turnovers does Romo bring to Thanksgiving?
>>63778919
I realize this is asking a lot but would you mind posting some big name QBs ratings? How ever many you want. Do all 32 teams starting QB if you want but that's excessive.
>>63778919
>the best qb's of the season include cam, palmer and dalton
>luck is shit
>rodgers lost to the two win lions at home
>manning is bottom 5
this is a crazy season
>>63778547
How can a post be so wrong?
>>63778739
>3 starters out for the year (Solder, Develin, Lewis)
>4 starters out for half the year (Stork, Lafell, Edelman)
>7 of 9 Olinemen losing games to injury
>7 of 9 top receiving players losing games to injury
>"Am I supposed to care you have cancer? Everyone is sick sometimes"
>>63778761
>week 1
>>63778990
>all the other "elite" qbs (minus brady) are dog shit immediately after the NFL starts regularly checking football PSI
Holy shit my fucking sides, that really backfired on jewdell, didn't it?
There are literal morons out there who think th Patriots should sign Randy Moss. When does the bandwagon end?
>>63779095
First of all that's not what a bandwagon is.
Second of all they should sign Randy Moss to give him a ring
>>63778521
Dumb cartoon poster
>>63778637
Dumb cartoon poster
>>63779024
>implying the statistics matched up to the defensive performance of Marcus Peters
>implying raw statistics are what really makes a team
When the Patriots win superbowl 50 and Jewdell hands them the trophy do you think Kraft will shit on Jewdell in front of everybody again?
>>63778999
The ratbirds are actually losing quality starters. Call me when Brady blows his knee out or Gronk breaks his arm again.
>the ref who blew the inadvertent whistle last night collided (was pushed) by a ravens player in week 1
>he suffered:
>1. Broken Collarbone
>2. Broken ribs
>3. A Collapsed Lung
>this was his first NFL game back, an the whistle came while both Rex Ryan and Tom Brady were heading in hia direction
He panicked
Makes sense
Also the ravens are scummy, but you already knew that
>>63779167
>The ratbirds are actually losing quality starters.
We're talking about relevant teams here.
>>63779216
is there a webm?
>>63778547
it's always fun to watch retards like you spiral
>>63779229
SBNation's twitter does
>>63779165
I hope they have a guy to wipe Goodell's germs of if before its gets to the players and coaches
Why does the league prop up J.J. Watt so much when they're handcuffing him and every other DB from actually playing?
If the rules now were what they were in LT's era he could legitimately decapitate someone. What gives?
>>63777718
Holy shit. This nigga is like a white EDP that isn't fat.
>>63779218
>Implying the Pats will be relevant once karma catches up to Brady and he has his leg amputated
>>63777718
>33 NFL teams
>FUCCKINNN NERDS
>YOU HANG AROUND WITH FUCKING NERDS
>"I don't give a fuck who you hang around with but don't hang around with those nerds"
Holy shit this dude. What the fuck.
only one man can stop him
only one man can stop Brady
>>63779366
>broken collarbones and ribs
>collapsed lungs
What? Is he made out of wet paper or what?
>>63779394
Osweiller looks like a spee poster
>>63779406
>being shoved down by a roided up giganigga
m8 the same thing would probably
happen to you, I don't think you realize how strong those players are
>>63779394
Literally really only Eli has that ability
>>63779299
He's doing well despite it. I understand the league wanting to protect the investments of teams. The only one that pisses me off is the personal foul for barely brushing a QB's head.
>>63775111
lel
Remember when a Ref ejected a player for high fiving them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPX7qleLtzc
>>63779423
that's it family
>>63779462
"high fiving them"
>>63779462
Stokley was always a fucking retard though.
>people literally think this wouldn't have been a TD, with Darby running fucking sideways towards Danny with a good 2-3 yards between em
>>63779493
What would you call that?
He slapped his hand.
Slapping hands is what a high five is.
>out of the remaining games in the Bengals schedule, only one team has their starting qb from week 1
stoolers fans actually thought theyd take the division
>>63779506
>forgetting the webm
>me
>>63779513
You can't touch the refs. Are you retarded or something?
>>63779513
>you now remember when we referred to high fiving as slaphands
>>63779506
>>63779520
It literally doesn't matter in the end. The league will send angry letters to the ref and it won't happen again for awhile. I can see how fantasy owners would be upset, I guess.
>>63779524
Getting ejected for that is such a dumb thing though.
Wasn't like the player slapped him in the face.
>Pull off win moving us one game closer to the division lead
>Colts and Texans both win in upset victories
>mfw football gods
>>63769903
Post >yfw the Raiders slap the tits around
>>63779520
That clearly wouldn't have been a TD
>>63779545
How stupid do you have to be to try and high five a ref in the middle of a call?
>whole thread is patfags crying about injuries
>>63779545
You can't fucking touch a ref in anger. It's completely justified. He was a dumb fuck and got what he deserved. Why do you always make these kinds of posts? Do you need the attention?
>>63779565
It clearly would have.
>>63779567
>Why does an anonymous anon always make these kind of posts
>it's the first time I posted this
Okay anon :^)
>>63779513
>What would you call that?
Slapping the referee's hand. An high-five implies it was a "playful" gesture, which it obviously wasn't. He was angry and started flailing his arms around and hit the ref. It doesn't really matter if he hit the ref in the hand or the face, it was a violent reaction and the ejection doesn't shock me even though the contact was accidental.
>>63779133
i never said they were. that's why i want to see how his graph adjusted, to see how it compares to reality. plus the anon who was doing it said after a few weeks he turn compile them into a gif to easier see movement, which i think would be cool.
>mfw assholes like you ruin potentially interesting things like this
>mfw I have no face because i'm on my phone
so just imagine some pissed off beaver or lemur or something
How mad is espn that manzlel got benched?
This may be the worst nationally televised nfl game ever.
>>63779570
The DB was right on top of him but gave up when he heard the whistle
>>63779566
it's always patsfags and NFC east fags that shit up the generals
I'd like to see more discussions about the nfc and afc south, or the other afc east teams
>>63775111
>no one on defense worth owning a jersey for
>>63779518
This is false. Steelers started Big Ben in Week 1 and he's still the starter, Browns started McCown in Week 1 and he's still the starter as well
>>63779594
Except he fucking wasn't? He was 2-3 yards behind him, and would have had to dive to tackle him at full speed to grab him.
It would have been a TD, you fag.
>>63779600
>more discussions about the nfc and afc south, or the other afc east teams
most of those teams suck
how's that for discussion?
>>63779606
the Warriors?
>>63779614
put your glasses on pal
>>63779635
meme man wilson
>>63779629
>>63779637
>I am so blinded by hate that I won't accept that what was there was really a huge gain by the Pats, if not a TD
>these people "discuss" football here
>>63772777
10-6
>>63779646
correct
>>63779654
We play the Eagles and the Titans still this year. Even if we try to lose those games we'll still win.
>>63779655
Who is Phillip Rivers
>>63779652
It was a first down, not a TD
>>63779655
Rivers
>>63779667
You're on fire.
did Johnny Football go to rehab for Booze or cocaine?
>>63779655
rivers
>>63779652
he would of been down immediately and the refs gave him the spot so who cares?
>>63779683
Does it matter?
I'm pretty sure it was alcohol
>>63779709
>Divegrass
Don't care
>>63779432
I really doubt it, besides it looked like he barely ran into him
>>63779606
Who are pats fans?
I throw dragons and dragon accessories.
>>63771538
>losing to the lions at lambeau
>>63779783
Lions are elite, no shame in losing to >us
>>63772722
>>63772744
Agreed
can anyone post that tom brady webm labeled threading the needle or something where he throws right inbetween two defenders
>>63779778
>can't throw further than 20 yards
>dragons
>>63779518
Only shows how laughable the Bungles are that team 4.5 games back expects to catch them.
>>63779840
kek wtf
i'm not even a brady fan I just thought that was a hell of a throw
>>63779635
All time? It's Romo isn't it?
>>63779860
It's either Romo or Manning.
>>63779813
Pic related, Smith's best WR of all time. Just wait until these KC niggas get loose.
>>63778642
To be fair the cowboys did open as 2 point favorites. Apparently bettors don't like them as much as oddsmakers
>>63779934
Yeah then literally everyone started betting on the panthers before Vegas realized how retarded they were and changed the line
>>63779604
>tfw they're not the only ones worthy of owning a jersey of
Fuck I love our defense
>>63779520
What? Look at it from the other angle, the defender would have had an ankle tackle at best
>>63780290
As good as it is, it still isn't even at full strength. Just you wait til Collins gets back. Hightower, Collins and Mayo are dank when they're healthy
