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Curryfag btfo by RBL edition
November 23rd 2015
>Kings vs Hornets
>Magic vs Cavs
>Knicks vs Heat
>Pistons vs Bucks
>Sixers vs TWolves
>Suns vs Spurs
>Thunder vs Jazz
What happened?
>curryposter has to spam his pasta in pieces now
You guys think Durant's career is over like McGrady?
>>63760884
hope so desu he's a fucking faggot
>>63760860
Fuck you obese clipper fan
who /etherealplane/ here?
can someone post the lelbron copypasta?
>>63760884
Too early to tell, gotta give it until the end of this season. If he at least plays well in the playoffs and finishes the season healthy he'll be okay and everyone will be on his dick in free agency. If he stays injured all season and the Thunder either miss the playoffs again or get btfo in the first round then people may stop giving a shit about him
/nba/ hates broships when the most powerful broships allied together to btfo curryfag. broships l i t e r a l l y saved this general
>>63760900
right here senpai I'm hanging out with Curryfag right now hes too scared to spam his usual pastas so hes laying low in the plane
>>63760911
>homosexualship
hey guys Euro here.Do 287 lbs weigh too much?
>>63760940
That's fatness right there.
NEVER go full 287 bruh
>Kobe getting so many minutes
>When any sensible coach would limit his fucking minutes
JACKSON. IN HIS LAST YEAR WITH THE LAKERS DID IT. WHY THE FUCK, 5 YEARS LATER, IT IS NOT HAPPENING.
Fck the Lakers. You ruined Kobe's last years.
>>63760900
/here/ high as fuck at the gym before the based spurs play
>>63760956
why limit kobe if hes about to retire?
run him into the ground family
>>63760904
Go into there other threads to read that shit
lmao
>>63760940
You have to be 6 foot 5 or taller to justify being 287 lbs, and most of your mass should be muscle otherwise you are
O
B
E
S
E
>>63760966
He's about to retire because he plays for this shitty team who makes him play like it's 2006 all over again.
6'1 250 here tbqh i'd be the most elite point guard in the league senpai
>>63760940
>Greece
>Using pounds
CUck
>>63760957
/ethereal/ here packing a fat bowl
can't wait to ball the fuck out after midterms
fuck uni t b h
>>63760991
6'5 260
Don't come on the block senpai
Fuck off curryfag you are an embarrasment to real GSW fans. Autistic bandwagon piece of shit.
>>63761012
>Muh no true scotsman
Fck off
>>63760976
>expecting ball movement with Lou "I got it, I got it" Williams on the team
lel
>>63761024
>babby just learned his first fallacy
Harold was a fucking Lakers fan before hugging Steph's nuts like a life preserver.
>>63761037
Fck off. Ur all the same.
BAYTEAM
WETHENORTH
etc.
Y'all a buncha bandwagoners.
>>63760991
6'1" 215 reporting in, I'd lay the fuck out of you senpai...and my 3 ball is consistent too.
>mfw knocking down all those 3's will get you mad as fuck
>mfw you start overplaying the shot and fall for the pump fake and drive
>mfw I'm Chandler Parsons with dat fake boi
>mfw you bite on the fake, try to recover and defend the drive and I take your ankles a la Stephenson vs Melo 2 years ago
don't you say nothing to meeeeeee boiiii your defense lookin' like a mufuckin uhhhhhhhh
>>63761043
The fuck does "we the north" have to do with the warriors?
whats a qbp
>>63761060
Your team is full of bandwagoners too.
>>63761064
quick bowl pack
>tfw it's cold and I have to use the heater and the heater smell reminds me of her
>tfw I can fuck my exgf in the ethereal plane
>>63761043
but you are the biggest flipflopping bandwagonner on /nba/ kneesbrah
You may only reply to this if you could score on me in the post
>>63761043
>>63761067
>Fck off
Like I have to prove my fanhood to some French faggot. How are those knees treating you?
>>63761067
Aren't you that broken knee frenchman who was a Raptors fan last season and now a Warriors fan this season?
Flop harder
>>63761072
I ain't no kneesbrah. Just telling it like it is.
>>63761060
Toronto didn't even know they had a basketball team until 3 years ago. Then all of a sudden you faggots started bandwagoning hard as fuck just like the Clippers after the CP3 deal.
Clippers
Warriors
Raptors
Rockets
Cavs
Heat
Are the worst fanbase in the NBA with their bandwagoning faggots. I'd throw Atlanta in there but Hawks fan have been pretty loyal + you don't see a bunch of people bandwagoning and dicksucking them, even with the way they played last season.
thank you based Curryspammer.
nba still c u c k e d . 15-0.
nba on suicide watch
clippersfans on weight watchers
>>63761088
>Curryspammer learned how to use a VPN
Cute
curryposter will never recover from the blow out... it's eternal!
Who else /comfy/
>>63761078
>>63761077
My knees work just fine. Thnk u very much.
>>63761085
oooooooooooooooooo we
#HASHTAG
>>63761074
i'll post you up and beat you around the corner for the easy layup and i'm not even that good
canada sucks bro
>>63761074
I have a nasty spin move senpai I'll have you shook no lie
>>63761087
Oh wow a 20 year old franchise started getting fans after they started marketing the team harder and finally gave a fuck about the roster! What a surprise!
Cry more.
If repeating integers the Lelkers win against the Warriors, Kobr scores 82 points in the last game of the season and his career, and the Lakers win the SimmonsB owl.
>>63761085
i love you macedonia. mods never check /nba/, so continue
Kinda worried that Spurs might lose to the Suns tonight. All 3 spurs losses have been to teams with young athletic guards. OKC, Wizards and Pelicans. Although the loss to Pelicans was mostly due to Ryan Anderson going off but Ish Smith had a great game too. Hopefully >we can get this win, I don't want to feel bad vibes in the ethereal plane
>>63761085
More
>>63761130
/nba/ truly is the wild west of /sp/
>>63761115
>easy layup
>>63761087
Raptors
Rockets
Cavs
Heat
Clips
Lakers
OKC
Knicks
Dallas
Celtics
Nuggets
fyp
im gonna post you bitches up with my 250 pounds of pure muscle and my 6'1 low center of gravity! nothin you can do to stop it!
>>63761142
**WHOOOOOOOOSH***
you feel that?
you feel those ethereal spurs vibes?
just sent breh
>>63761158
>you actually thought that was a good picture of you
Kek, and we are the pathetic ones
>>63761153
How much do you curl?
>>63761151
>Knicks
nigga they have some of the most hardcore fans in the league. they haven't won shit in decades yet there a shit load of New Yorkers who watch every game every season
>>63761161
appreciate it bro. still bummed that we lost to the 1-11 pelicans but oh well it is what it is
>>63761151
Dallas doesn't have any bandwagon
everybody hates them, espn and /sp/ especially
tripfags notwithstanding
Dubs and KP puts whiteside on a poster.
The curryfag's copy pasta has 0 effect when it's all cut up into pieces.
It's eternal!
>>63761187
frustrating loss desu, especially seeing how seemingly meaningless games can matter at the end of the year (last year against NY and NO)..whatever gonna qbp and eat like a king when I get home feeling really ethereal desu
>>63761074
i can literally dunk on u
>>63761189
They have the worst fanbase t b h
all this bitching against DeAndre, It is like their crowd is full of bitchy girls
>Curryfag too scared to post his entire pasta
Ethereal desu
Lmfao I can't believe this ugly ass doughboy chink is Curry spammer. It's perfect.
>>63761125
even while doing charity he looks like a smug tryhard
career ending injury when
>>63761084
>red headed step child
why did you change it?
>>63761107
not comfy at all fa m. my back hurts and i'm half studying half procrastinating
>>63761224
when Belgium will win a ring
>curryfag screaming his last words into the void
its kind of sad honestly. just last week I looked up to him. its like watching that webm of the zebra getting its stomach ripped open by an alligator, then gnawing off its own intestines in a feeble attempt to get away from the alligator's clenched jaw
hes trying so hard and it just makes it even more pathetic
>>63761237
what are you studying?
inb4 gender studies
I don't like this pretentious Frenchman we have now.
I prefer kneesbrah even if he is a flip flopping faggot.
>>63761213
you fuckin serious? you need another bombing m8
Deandre fucked us hard with his bitch nigga flipfloppin ass and "muh mommy" and "cp doesn't like me"
he has no integrity and will never amount to anything
glad it all worked out with zaza now though
>>63761257
women's studies
more specifically your mom's vag ahahahahha
>>63761259
At least kneesbrah had character
>>63761237
>half studying half procrastinating
me too family. at least its better than not studying at all
Does anyone want to play 2k16 on the xbox one I'll beat that ass with Houston add Lowkey Faithful
am i the only one doing my part in r wording these curry posts? surely you are still helping canadianbro?!
>>63761270
i laughed way too hard at this
>>63761310
Ya, but honestly he just looks pathetic now. I mean just look at him.
>>63761270
srsly toronto
>>63761261
The behaviour of Dallas fan was a fucking shame there is no way to bitch like that for sport
>>63761309
What is your major?
>>63761349
wtf are you on frenchy?
that is the best part of actually going to the games, giving your team an advantage, making an impact on the game, making the home field advantage a real thing
go root for the visiting team and politely clap when they posterize your star and fuck your mother
fucking pc principal over here
>>63761309
>4 3-page papers on great white shark evolution
wait, what? did you choose this topic or was it assigned? 12 pages about sharks? I guess I would just write the first 3 pages on the the very earliest thing possibly, and then 3 pages on the next stage, 3 pages on the next stage, and lastly 3 pages on the modern shark. Divide and conquer homie you still got a week just keep writing right now get off /sp/
I got a lab report due tonight and I'm gettin off /sp/ right now lets ascend to the /ethereal/ plane together and bump this shit off family
spurs best team
milana best waifu
future best rapper
this t b h f a m
>>63761395
Knicks-Heat thread
>Aldridge out again tonight
tonights not looking good spurs bros
>>63761434
It's the Suns.
>>63761435
oink oink
what's a pig in chinese?
>>63761434
LMA isn't even that good.
>>63761435
kek its incredible because there is literally no coming back from this its an absolute trump card
>>63761444
suns are playing great right now you casual
>>63760911
this
if it weren't for RBL, 7KT and SPC, who knows how long curry fag would have shitted up /sp/
QBP was too busy getting high, not surprised family
Orlando got some dirty ass niggers.
>>63761435
>>63761480
>>63761491
literal mong
>tfw curryposter was an ugly underage monkey all this time
>>63761488
the team or the city? the latter definitely does...
>warriors don't play the spurs till Jan
>we don't get to see beautiful basketball destroy the meme team
>>63761511
nice dubs bro tip top kek
>>63761511
saved
>>63761511
ayyyyyyy
unless you sent his post to his school or his family and give him a really positive pushback on his life you're doing nothing
Bros seriously please refrain from posting his pictures. He's ugly as hell.
>>63761539
This nigga out here ready to ruin lives hahahahaha
I heard you good with them soft lips...yeah you know word of mouth..the square root of 69 is 8 something, right?
>>63761151
>celtics
>>63761435
>>63761480
>>63761491
>>63761504
>>63761511
>>63761525
>>63761569
>>63761654
Don't forget he was the same faggot spamming Kobe pictures all day before switching to Curry.
>>63761393
lol im pretty sure you yelling is not going to affect a professional athlete in any way you fuckingtard
>>63761696
it all makes sense now
>>63761716
Kill you're self.
>some guy literally sperging out and fucking yelling here at the gym
WELP thankfully I'm almost out this bitch, finna qbp get /ethereal/ and watch some ball
sixers vs twolves gamethread I guess
>>63762026
>>63762026
>>63762026
>>63761984
harridando were you picked on at oak hill?
>this blatant samefag by curryfag for some attention
Good lord hahahaha
>>63761742
what is a home field advantage then? just the minus of a short plane trip?
>>63762089
its pitiful tbqh hes trying to change the topic
Does it seem the Curry hate has subsided since they beat the Bulls? It's almost like /nba/ has accepted their criticisms were not at all valid
I think the Clippers game was most telling
>>63762155
>Get it together /mu/
this nigga is from /mu/ hahahahahaha
this picture is on the nba.com front page
>mfw the RBL broship has lost games this season
>mfw they haven't won a ring since 2010
>mfw SPC + Lebron, Curry, and the Spurs are the only relevant teams in the league
>>63761984
>>63762022
We out here it's all love in RBLCQBP, I love the fact that some autistic asian is getting btfo
jesus fuck this is some next level autism we're witnessing right here. this is on some ethereal shit
>>63762588
It's a fakeship by the curryfag to save face.
RBL baited him with it and found his ugly face. Then proceeded to BTFO curryfag endlessly. Don't fall for his shenanigans.
I haven't come to /sp/ in years.... what is this RBL shit? someone tell ma
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCES MEETS THE ULTIMATE BROSHIP??
RBL+C+QBP
>>63762750
It's dumb, this general is just idiotic right now.
A majority of the general is creaming themselves for banning some kid that was stirring them up.
Dam the Knicks getting btfo, just when I thought they were playoff bound, they are proven yet again that their hopes and dreams are going to be shattered once they are swept in the first round
I really really thought the curryspammer was some meta genius mememaster who spammed curry in order to make us hate him...instead it was some autistic 17 year old NEET pig gook
>>63762787
ahhh. Are curry and thompson widely disliked on /sp/ these days?
I've come to dislike them pretty passionately myself lol
spurs suns
>>63762897
>>63762897
>>63762861
I know I'm kinda disappointed
like for real
>ayy81 curryspammer is literally a pig-nosed gook
Its just anticlimactic
Why the fuck are people creaming over Ben Simmons going coast-to-coast? The opposition's defense was so hilariously bad that it's hard to say much about Simmons from the clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=25&v=_P3K8-ac-Bw
Why is he so perfect?
Forget about Simmons. Watch Okafor dominate Towns.
There are people, in this thread, right now, that thought the Sixers were going to lose tonight
>>63763116
ayyy harry
is it too much to ask for the kings to hold a god damn lead over anybody
>>63763116
>>63763330
Sup Harry
>>63762690
>7TK
fucking outsider, you can't even spell the broships right
>>63763434
Give me that pick swap.
>>63760860
>Curryfag btfo
what happened?
>>63763487
>India
>asking about curry
kek
You see that pig nose kid in the OP image? We found out that's curryfag. A 17 year old shitposter.
>>63763434
literally just pulling a cloppers now
>>63763563
He doesn't look Indian though.
Or maybe he is, there are a lot of ethnicities here.
>>63763487
he got doxxed by The Three Caballeros (RBL, 7KT, SPC)
Is there anyone left who thinks that Okafor isn't the best player from the draft? This is all just from one half.
>>63763617
He's not Indian. It's some sort of pig nose gook. Possibly Korean or something.
>tfw Bud runs into a ref and gets thrown out
>refs get insanely assblasted he isn't suspended a game
Honestly I hate the goddamn Cavs so much.
Cousins benched in the final minutes
Some people unironically think that Kings gonna make it to the playoffs
>>63763660
Biggest bust in the draft: (Whoever the Timberwolves pick)
>>63763660
There are rumors that Towns is as short as 6'9", and his draft height was faked.
Look at him next to KG, who measures 7'0" barefoot.
RUDY GAYYYYYYYYYYYY
20 ASSISTS FOR THE POINT GOD
>>63763660
>tfw told everyone he was the next wilt, kareem, or shaq and there wasn't anything anybody could do about it - and nobody believed me
>>63763660
>doing this on the sixers
>>63763833
how many assists does he need to pass the record?
>>63763925
skiles had 30 I think
How are we getting shitted on by Jeremy lin, man fuck this shit.
>>63763757
That happens all the time tho
Klove is listed 6'10 I think, the dude is lebrons height
>>63764040
Isnt it obvious that Cousins attitude shits on the team?
Roster wise Kings are top 8 in the west comfortably
Jazz fans hella butthurt
>>63764162
I thought Karl would fix him but Cousins clearly is not receptive to instruction
short of signing Garnett I don't think the Kings can save Cousins from himself
Well time to hoist up threes and pray to god they go down. Fucking kings man..
>>63764253
He should be traded for smth good at the end of this year(I think his contract ends)
FUUUCK KEVIN DURAAANT
What happen to Westbrook?
>>63764600
nothing
he doesn't play 48 minutes
SLIM REAPERRR
If Kevin Durant goes to the Lakers who stops them?
Guys I'm in the ethereal plane and can't get out what do?
>>63763702
How is that the Cavs fault?
>>63764953
come the fuck on you already know that
Kd is the best player on the planet when fully healthy.
>>63765081
Well not better than Lebron but second best
>>63763660
Okafor is playing on a garbage team that hasn't won a game
Nerlens and Okafor, at least right now aren't working well together
Okafor's +/- is -13.4
Towns is -0.3
Porzingis is +4.2
>>63765154
You can't really use Okafor's +/- as a meaningful statistic. He's literally the only competent player on his team.
>>63764958
did you try opening your third eye?
>>63765186
Noel isn't competent?
Who are some players in the league right now who can play more than two positions?
>>63765263
LeBron can play PG, SF, PF
PorGod can play SF, PF, C
>>63765263
Bron, Iggy, PG13, pretty much any good sized athletic small forward can successfully play shooting guard and power forward as well
>>63765263
Pretty much any elite forward or guard now that small ball is a thing.
>>63765319
Speaking of PorGod, he rebounded nicely from a bad shooting first half
Him and Carmelo work great together...they need someone like a Rondo there who can help move the ball
Where's Dwight Howard going next summer?
>>63765496
Clippers
>>63765496
his best bet would be to sign a 1 year deal with the spurs desu, i dont know how the money will work but as far as winning rings, he will work well with aldridge
>dat defense
>>63765528
He's going to ask for too much
>>63764958
>>63765227
>tfw high and lost in the ethereal plane
what do
Who /osrunescape/ here?
Nothing better than crafting nats while watching curry BTFO you plebs
Is Kawhi Leonard a future MVP? He can only improve yet his current play is already at an elite level.
>>63765604
go get some taco bell senpai
>spurs defense is averaging 91.5 ppg
how the fuck has no one mentioned this yet?
>>63765726
everyones too busy circle jerking over the Warriors. its a good thing though, I hope nobody realizes how good the Spurs are this year. theyre going to rape their way to another ring like 2014
Going get some fries from mcdonalds yall need something?
>>63765815
desu senpai kek get me some chicken nuggets with that master race sweet and sour sauce kek senpai desu
>>63765815
A McFlurry pls, thank you and God bless.
>>63765726
All they need now is Gobert at 5 after Timmy retires to make that 81.5 ppg. Isn't the Jazz defense averaging less that SA?
>>63765815
Let me get that bundle box
Two Big Macs, four small fries and a 20 pc mcnugget and let me get four mcdoubles with a vitamin water
>>63765815
No, go to BK and get a whopper and some onion rings w/ zesty chicken sauce
>>63765726
>>63765802
ayyyyy
spurs stay winning
>>63765866
Men the heats defense is pretty fucking good too. They are build just like the spurs
>>63765966
How is Justise doing? I wanted the Wolves to draft him if they got completely screwed and fell to 4th
>>63766021
what you would expect. Really behind shooting wise but men his defense is pretty elite. heat play so much better with him then when deng is on the floor
>>63765677
He could be. His defense is elite while averaging 20+ pts and shooting the least FTA out of all 20+PPG players
Damn the spurs and warriors are scary good
>>63765263
Bobo has center girth, forward height, and guard ball handling skills.
Give me a good reason why Curry is better than KD that doesn't consist of autistic memeing
>>63765528
that'd be fucking based
duncan getting his 7th ring lel
>>63766175
something about my girth/height and your mom's ball handling skills, tbqh
>>63765815
>>63765856
>>63765875
>>63765893
How much do you weight ?
>>63765966
>Heat defense
It helps when you have Whiteside averaging 5 blocks per game. Dude is a fucking nightmare waiting t have a 15 block game soon.
>>63765677
He's GOAT
>>63765726
Advance stats fags will tell you that defensive PPG don't matter because muh pace but thats only because Warriors are allowing 103 PPG and dont want to admit their defense isnt as great as last seasons
>>63766170
They meet in January. Should be interesting. Green will guard the shit out of Curry.
>>63766225
5'5 287lbs
>>63766212
He doesn't choke like KD
He knows how to play with his brain
Why the fuck is no one talking about the Spurs? They are scary as fuck. Possibly scarier than the 2014 spurs
>>63766244
you are absolutely retarded but you are right that the warriors are not as good defensively this year. Only 6th in Drtg.
>>63766248
forgot your trip m8
>>63765677
With LeBron no longer taking the regular season seriously, Durant eternally injured, Westbrook losing games, and Harden a shell of his former self, the only thing standing between Kawaii and an MVP trophy is Meme Curry.
>>63766212
He wins in the finals, stops Lebron
>>63766223
I tried that once, she wasn't great.
>>63766275
>lose to lelicans
>want to be taken seriously
>>63766275
because once e!spn deems you the meme team then they wont shut up about it.
>danny green got his 3s back
yes
>>63766275
the warriors being really good and curryspammer has this general talking a lot about the warriors
Why is there no parity in the East? What is it about the leastern conference that can't attract talent?
I love watching Jazz home games, because they are the only fans in the NBA that complain about every single call no matter how obvious.
>>63766281
>you are absolutely retarded
>but you are right
>>63766244
you right its not about ppg but still 91.2 its fucking impressive.
>>63766240
its not even whiteside. they have great perimeter defenders with bosh, deng, winslow
>>63766322
no
ass
Lol at thinking the spurms can handle the warriors
I cant wait for them to get btfo
>>63766324
sorry you got your years confused.
the east has been better than the west this year.
>>63766341
its been like that since the stockton and malone days. they were the original spurs
>>63766365
this.
>>63766324
Some franchises are just eternally doomed to be free wins and/or bottom feeders
Some due to being in shit city, others from poor front office and management
>>63766380
So Lebron isn't going to the Finals this year again?
>>63766346
he's saying your reasoning is fucked but your assertion that the warriors aren't as good at defense as they were last year is correct
>>63766324
>leastern conference
I hate this meme. Last year it was totally true, but so far this season the West is as much of a shit show as the East
>Great teams in the East
Cavs
MAYBE Bulls
>Great teams in the West
Warriors
Spurs
MAYBE Thunder
The West is only slightly more competitive than the East this year tbqh
>>63766380
as home fans it is their responsibility to apply some pressure the refs, but I think when you take it to far you're actually creating a negative environment for your own team where they stop holding themselves accountable and just blame the refs for everything. OKC and San Antonio and Portland kind of push it to the limit, but Utah crowds have no restraint.
>>63766372
Their defense is pretty fucking good. You'd have to be ignorant or stupid to not give the spurs some credit for their defense from 90 points
>>63766514
They will get cooked by chef and company
>>63766546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rStaqzqPKUI
>>63766346
offensive and defensive rating is THE measurement for how well an offense or defense is. Raw PPG/PPG allowed doesn't adjust for pace so it's obviously not as good. Casuals like you don't seem to get this
>>63766571
That's an ugly ass nigga
>>63766575
Keep crying more nigga. Hahaha warriors have no defense to fall back on when their shots dont fall
>tfw Curry re-injures his ankle
>>63766571
Im sorry is it last season or the current season?
They gettin cooked
>>63766546
Not with wingstop
>>63766556
go to bed harold
>>63766629
I admitted their defense wasn't as good though, their intensity isn't there yet but it doesn't need to be...keep reaching tho
Kawhi is the #2 MVP candidate right now behind Curry.
Prove me wrong.
>Tim Reynolds @ByTimReynolds 19m19 minutes ago
Winslow at home this season: 10 games, +92.
>>63766666
Quints
>>63766631
>the last two players to beat LeGod in the MVP race suffered season ending injuries the next season
>Curry has a history of ankle injuries
dubs and Curry gets crossed over so bad tomorrow night that his ankle shatters
>>63766664
>their intensity isn't there yet
>somehow theyre 15-0
>>63766743
Close but no cigar
>>63766666
nice get confirms kawhi mvp
>>63766666
well, confirmed.
>>63766748
yeah their defensive intensity isn't there yet but they're such a good team it doesn't need to be...how is this so hard to understand exactly
>Durant comes back
> team plays good
So i guess it os his team. Westbrook puts up numbers without him but they lose
>>63766666
Why would I, you're right
Diggin the digits tho
>>63766666
Quints for Brady
Is there a legit reason you guys hate the Warriors, one that doesn't involve the word spammer or meme? They're a team full of good guys who have never gotten in trouble with the law and they play an exciting form of basketball. I can understand hating the annoying fans, but not the team itself
>>63766666
#2 aint #1 nigga
>>63766638
Someone is scared curry gonna get raped by Kawhi
Where is double d
>>63766804
>Why does /sp/ either hate or love a successful team?
Notice only winning teams have fans here
>>63766828
lakers have fans
>>63766822
>losing to the Pelicans
>the same team the Dubs decimated twice
Punished kuckold, a comedian deprived of black cock
>>63766804
I'm a warriors fan and I have to say I fucking hate the curryspammer. Because of his shitty pastas I can't gloat about Ws without being associated with his pig gook ass.
what is this curry spammer?
>>63766804
I don't really hate the Warriors or Curry, they all seem like decent dudes, especially Curry. I'm just sick of three point shooting. It doesn't do shit anymore for me. I remember this time last year it was blowing my mind how the Warriors were hitting all those threes, but now it's just boring.
I can't help no longer being entertained by le splish splash long distance shot.
I wanna see some more post-ups, 1v1s, drives, dunks. I wanna see players really go at each other and fight for the win, I'm sick of everyone just lobbing the ball around until somebody is open for a three.
>>63766895
check out his tumblr
>>63766874
Exactly how i feel i love steph but everyone thinks im that rotten oatmeal looking bitch
>>63766963
its a literal gold mine
>>63766895
The literal reason this general is so shit. I don't mind RBL, I don't mind any other shit posting vessel but curryspammer is just mindless and stupid. Look how much time we have already devoted to this 17 year old autist when we could have been shitposting about actual basketball.
>>63766994
>Tyler JohnsonVerified account
@RealTJohnson
Lmao just had a 10 min convo with someone about how i look like Tyler johnson. #notthefirsttime
>>63766978
>some gay underage chink ruined this general for months
>>63767083
The best part is he isn't even from the bay area. Little faggot is literally a lakers fan
>>63761106
>mfw this absolute madman ruined the general for months
who /nervous as fuck about tomorrow/ here?
Spurs are the best
>>63761005
>>63760991
>>63761050
>niggas be on /sp/ talking bout their 2k my players
>>63767219
Get some confidence, it can literally be made from nothing.
>>63767291
Indeed
>5'5 130lbs
You don't want to see me in the post
Spurs are GOAT
>>63760860
>Deng up in the corner
my fucking sides holy kek that is some based OC
Coach of the year predictions?
>>63767517
luke walton
>>63767517
Rick Carlisle
Will steve kerr have an unexpected death from the poisonous spinal fluid that is leaking into his body from his botched surgery?
>>63767517
Carlisle
everyone likes to talk about the tristan thompson contract but this nigga is getting paid 10m a year to average 2 points 2 rebounds!
>>63767676
>767676
>>63767535
this
only undefeated coach
>>63767676
literally like 10 steps
>>63760860
Wait, the curryfag is a 17 year old flip girl?
>>63767676
surely he didn't take this shot instead of passing to his wide open big man
i actually sincerely hope someone sends out a goon to take out delly during one of the games.
>>63768195
Tomorrow James Johnson will probably roundhouse kick his skull.
Watch the game.
>>63768195
I feel the same way about Marcus Smart but he is the only player in the whole NBA I feel that way about. There are guys that play like douchebags and guys that are douchebags off the floor, but Smart is that rare hybrid douche with no redeeming qualities.
>>63767517
Pop
>>63768195
What's wrong with Delly?
Goddamn LeBron and his passes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEZdrPJIxao
Dominating without even scoring hardly anything
just had some jack in the box
>>63768195
curry plz
>>63768505
That play starting around 1:20 that ends with Love making the 3 is nuts. If Cavs stay healthy and consistent, they're going to put up a good fight against the Warriors in the Finals.
>>63768525
I wish they opened in New York
RBL
B
L
WE ARE LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY REALLY OUT HERE MY NIGGAS
ALL DEY
ERR DEY
24/7
365
17:38
3:16
187 ON ALL DEM OTHA HOEZ
hey guys what is RBL
>>63760860
THE curry faggot is a 17yo trap?
>>63768505
>Curry making everyone sleep on LeGod
the league isn't ready for the vengeful God's return
>>63768195
yeah fuck that ugly little australian
ITS TOMORROW!
MY BODY IS READY /NBA/!
all signs point to a Lakers win,
>curry gets exposed
>gets broshipped to the ethereal plane
>/nba/ is back at 100% basedness..
>rbl keeps stacking bodies.
who /out/ here ?
>>63761106
Jesus
Wtf is that horror
A filipino? Mexican?
How could someone live that long
Looking like that
And not have an heroed already
>>63768619
chinese
>Wizards
>literally only played 10 games so far in the season
John Wall never recovered after Nintendo ruined his career wow haha
pls respond
>>63768577
>>63768577
>>63768637
gay orgy club
>>63768613
Tomorrow? It doesn't matter what our allegiances are. For tomorrow, all of /nba/ will be /out/ here. You have our spirit energy RBL.
>>63768637
raptors bulls lakers broship faggot.
3 of the most based fanbases, combined to run this board.
Been gone for a week studying for exams and seems I missed out on a lot of /nba/ action. Somebody have a recap
>>63768677
DONT GIVE US NO BAMMER MEMES
NIGGA
CHURCH
>>63765528
He can't pass, shoot, post up effectively, or stay healthy. Same reason the Spurs don't want DeAndre Jordan.
>>63765677
He doesn't get to the line well. He can shoot, post up, and drive effectively but he's not good at drawing fouls. If he adopts a Harden/Durant aspect of his offense he'll be a 25 ppg scorer plus a DPOTY contender for the next decade.
>>63768672
/nba/!
give kobe and the Lakers your energy!
Who's ready for LeBron to come home FOR REAL next summer after Cleveland doesn't win the title?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1FwOxniue8
a 20 pt lead and they go on to lose by 7 in OT
why do I ever let myself believe in this shit team
>>63768768
all according to plan. 8th seed here we come. All we need is a cuban type win now mid-season trade and we are a shoe in. LAWSON TO LAKERS WHEN?
>>63761087
>Hawks fans have been pretty loyal
u fuckin wot
Non-existent local fanbase. I live in Atlanta and don't know any Hawks fans.
>>63768852
Fucking kek i hate how delusional hawks "fans" are on /sp/. The team could barely fill an arena during the season. I remember watching games that were dead silent.
>>63768748
\o/
lmao i win either way if lakers win or warriors win i'm unstoppable hahahahahhahaa
ITS HAPPENING
>>63761461
>lost by double digits\
Guess not casual lol
>>63769054
not him but Eric Bledsoe didn't play and 90% of the offense depends on him. Spurs also played their best game in a while. Suns are pretty good this season m8
>>63765263
Kyle Anderson
>>63768920
>>63768852
I was in downtown Atlanta last year in the height of Atlanta's great regular season wins. I was at a sporting goods store not 15 minutes away from the arena the Hawks play at and not a single person working in the basketball section knew that Atlanta had a team called the Hawks. No t-shirts, no hats, nothing with the Hawks logo on them. The entire half of that floor just had Falcons gear.
Lakers get to BTFO Warriors on national TV! This is the event of the year!
Today is a big day for me fellas. I have decided that I an going to be a Timberwolves fan from now on. How would you rate my decision?
>>63769114
short term 3/10 long term 8.5/10 if the Memeiors can be stopped then 10/10
>>63768285
Agree about Smart, ugly game, dirty player and a flopper. He's also a dumbass
>>63768852
I went to game one of the series against the Nets with friend of mine who is a hawks fan and the arena was not full. There were a solid amount of Nets fans. I'm from Dallas and wore my Mavs jacket.
>Atlanta
>you could literally hear a rat piss on cotton during the game
>>63769150
Atlanta is gay black town
>>63769126
Fair ratings. The team I ditched was the Sixers by the way. I liked "The Process" but the problem is I just hated Jahlil Okafor and his stupid post up game and think he is going to hurt them in the long run. I couldnt support a team that is building around I player I began to hate so much.
>>63769176
>2015
>still believes in the process
literally going 0-82
>>63769176
>likes the "process"
>hates the only potential star player that can bring them out of obscurity
>hates how he plays to win
Bruh did Hinkie brainwash you?
>>63769188
That only tells me they are getting better at tanking, maybe they will finish last in the league for once. Either way fuck em and fuck jahlil okafor and his dinosaur-ass post up game.
>>63769196
dont blinkie on the same hinkie
>>63768768
Dude why the fuck was cousins not playing in the last 5 min plus ot?
The last time philly was relevant allen Iverson was in his 20s
He be 40 now
>>63769196
Well I can try to explain. I hate Okafor because his play style would require the team to basically get rid of Nerlens, Saric and Embiid because none of them can play next to Okafor. Noel and Embiid for obvious reasons and Saric because the defense would be atrocious. They would also need to acquire very specific players that cover up Okafor's flaws to an extent. A player that posts up for 90% of his baskets and can't play defense is a completely cancerous player. Because he has shown out to be their "stud" they are forced to build around him now, and even if they do build around him to his strengths he is still going to be an inefficient post player that cant defend. Players that shoot the vast majority of their shots in the post are inefficient ones in today's nba and it doesn't matter who you are. That is why Okafor ruined the Sixers for me.
>>63769248
Think i just stumbled into social studies class at 1am
Fucking antcrawling on my face
>>63761087
I'm from Atlanta and nobody there fucked with the Hawks even when they got swept in the conference finals, people only brought tickets to see Lebron
>>63769361
Rich homie quan said the exact same thing
if life was 2k Hinkie could just trade his draft picks, Nerlens and Embiid for an all star line up
>>63769371
I only have a single friend despite having grown up there who fucks with the Hawks and he's from God damn Alabama originally
>mfw he said they could take the Cavs to seven games
Didn't think they'd get swept though
And it's true what they say, Phillips Arena is ALWAYS empty, the best moment of last season for me was white people getting hype when Kyle Korver dunked for the first time ever
>>63769388
A single friend who fucks with the Hawks I meant
>>63767517
If the Mavs make the playoffs it better be Carlisle.
>John Wall
>/k/ idiots literally started the race war tonight
Prepare for 4chan to be in the news bros.
>>63769477
Self defense bruh, relax.
>>63769477
what happened?
>>63769477
What?
>Nintendo has games
>>63769488
>self defense
if all what i just read is true, it isn't self defense in the fucking slightest
>>63769494
Apparently some dudes from /k/ have been visiting and trolling blm protests and they shot like 5ppl tonight or something like that.
>>63769512
Oh shit
Alright well idk what to say.
>>63769507
John Wall detected.
Enjoy your vacation while it lasts. Begging the league to make your schedule easier after getting BTFO by Nintendo announcing Cloud in Smash 4. Pathetic.
>>63769512
Some guys from /k/ shot 5 protesters? Shit.
Bout to jack it to the fat Kardashian her ass is great
football head is comin back nerds
>>63769512
I hope they like big dicks in the ass because theyre heading to prison
>>63769590
hopefully one of them is the curryfag
>>63769600
>>63769590
>>63769512
According to the threads, they got jumped by some of the BLM guys and they shot back. They didn't just show up and open fire.
>>63769764
they said they came back and shot em
pussy shit
>>63769794
That's not what the threads nor the eye witnesses who were protesting say.
>>63769809
>>63769794
>>63769764
>4 â–¶>>63769794
>>>63769600
pls if you want to talk about this shit do it over there
>>63769824
No one has said anything basketball related for the past hour you shit
TURKEY SHOT DOWN A RUSSIAN JET! WORLD WAR 3 IS HAPPENING!
>>63770196
>ww3
between who?
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>63770227
what am i looking at
What's /nba/s runescape names?! We feelin to run the wilderness we really out here!
http://www.nba.com/warriors/lucky
So not only did you get them hyped up, you also got them even more money through this endorsement. Are you falseflagging Warriors fans, /nba/?
>>63770248
why doesn't curry's wife act like a nigger
she doesn't even sound like a negro chick
I know the Lakers are going to lose, but please don't let it be like 40 points, make it respectable
>>63770273
What a kek
Hey I'm from minnesota but i've never cared about basketball, the fouls called every 1 minute are mind blowingly stupid (sometimes).
But I've decided i'll start watching some more games, who should I be a fan of, I realize the wolves are a meme team that have realistically no chance of going anywhere because they are young. I'll just bandwagon them later.
Until then, who is my team?
>>63770436
Disgusting bandwagoner
the anon who made this pic should be proud of himself, its getting some love on facebook
just letting you know
Things like this is why sportscenter is retarded. The wizards have played half as many games as the Kings. Fucking stupid retards
Anyway yall think they can beat the pacers tonight? I'm kinda scared, the pacers and PG have been much better than expected
>That Golden State Feel
>>63770977
iggy a cute
>>63770977
lel thanks for the good quality webm
>>63770273
Lmao aids
Can someone please explain the John Wall Nintendo meme to me?
Whiteside can rebound
Whiteside can block
Whiteside can score
and now Whiteside can even pass
What can't he do?
>>63771118
shoot freethrows
http://www.arsenal.com/live
Can someone tell me what the broships are and why/how they formed? I only know RBL (raptors, bulls, lakers?)
>Implying the Bulls would ever not shoot last.
Did anyone else see this rubbish? Surely Kerr is just trying to maintain team morale. He can't honestly think they would have a chance.
>it's eternal!
>>63771418
They hated each other at first. Then they joined forces because they realized they would be unstoppable. Now they've taken over /nba/.
Other broships appeared out of jealousy tá Žbh.
>>63771418
They're gay and therefore should be avoided
http://www.basketball-reference.com/leagues/NBA_2016_leaders.html?lid=header_seasons
>drummond has 81 offensive rebounds compared to next closes person with 49
Imagine the shitposting if the warriors go 18-1
>>63771706
Literally only reason Pistons somewhat relevant
>>63771526
Hes their head coach. Obviously he isnt gunna say "nah MJ would shut him down", even though thats what he really wants to say.
>>63771706
white pussy is the greatest PED in the world
>>63771539
hearty kek
I for one think a new broship should be formed. /SWSH/ = Spurs, Warriors,Heat, Suns. The red hot offenses of SWS combined with the stingy defense and experience of the Heat.
>>63771974
RBL
SPC
7KT
QBP
QPS
the only broships that matter desu, consider QBP an overarching broship, a broship without borders like outer heaven.
amidst recent developments QBP has called a series of emergency meetings to decide on a possible merger withthe ethereal plane
Holy shit /sp/, your shitposting carried over into the real world.
>Warriors breaking the NBA
>Who would win Warriors or 95' Bulls
cap this please. The mavs will be like 25-15 and Mark Cuban will try to zazz us up to playoff form and execute this trade: Zaza Pachulia + Justin Anderson + 2 first round picks for Brook Lopez
>>63771816
Why ia rg3 failing?
>>63770273
Magic is a secret Warriors fan though cus of his boy Draymond Green so it's not too surprising
NEW BROSHIP
ITS OFFICIAL
MGJ
MAVS GRIZZLIES JAZZ
>>63772145
no OC, not official, its like calling yourself a faggot without sucking a couple of dicks
IT'S DRAKE NIGHT BOYS
You think the Rapts are going to debut their new OVO alternates against the Cavs tonight?
>>63772435
No it's not you fucking faggot it's tomorrow
1/3
>>63772442
Back to the ethereal plane with (You)
>>63772502
2/3
>>63772498
my bad studied so hard i lost track of the days, it's lakeshow v gsw tonight
>>63772520
3/3
>>63772525
>that filename
>that pic
wat, is anyone else seeing soccer players?
fuck you jap moot
>>63771539
what the fuck is this
>>63772525
baka desu senpai
>>63772442
>tfw this fucker is a pain in the ass to beat in earthbound and mother 3
it's eternal!
>>63772644
totes etheral desu senpai
>>63772341
h-hey you can be a fag and still be a kissless virgin!
>>63772650
I really don't know how gaybois can be KV. start going to the gym there's definitely gays there
>>63772715
New
new thread
>>63772720
>>63772720
>>63772725
this one won, mods delete my thread
>>63772728
>>63767291
>niggas talk a whole lot of bullshit but won't come to NYC and play me for the bread tho
