OFFICIAL CRYSTAL PALACE v SUNDERLAND MATCH THREAD
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It's Pards v Big Sam in south east London tonight, so get ready for a classic English scuffle. Or maybe Sunderland might implode in hilarious fashion as usual, who knows.
Kick-off at 8:00pm GMT. Coverage on Sky Sports 1 starting from now.
Cheese Pizza: Hennessey; Ward, Dann, Delaney (c), Souare; McArthur, Cabaye; Zaha, Puncheon, Bolasie; Wickham.
>Subs: Speroni, Kelly, Ledley, Jedinak, Sako, Chamakh, Bamford.
Blunderland: Pantilimon, Jones, Kaboul, O'Shea, Coates, van Aanholt, Cattermole, Larsson, M'Vila, Defoe, Fletcher.
>Subs: Johnson, Lens, Graham, Toivonen, Yedlin, Mannone, Watmore.
>Chamakh
GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE
>3 CBs again
EPIC BIG SAM
EPIC AS HECK
sick and tired of hearing about vardy
>>63757381
Big Sam confirmed for hating the North East.
are sunderland using the same formation that got raped by everton?
>>63757450
yep
he is literally and unironically killing sunderland, just as he tried to kill newcastle 8 years ago
>>63757398
Liverpool will pay out the ass for him and he will sink back into mediocrity and obscurity. See Keane, Robbie, Lambert, Ryan, Hampton, South, Carrol, Andy for further reference.
revving up my >blunderland already
hate palace though, mon the black cats
>>63757462
>ryan lambert
>>63757473
exactly. Can't even remember his fucking name.
Sunderland please lose
>>63757462
awful post
Excited to see the Palace cheerleaders desu
>>63757505
you don't ask for much, do you?
>>63757506
as a Liverpool manager who has gone onto bigger and better clubs once said, "It's a fact."
>Blunderland: Pantilimon, Jones, Kaboul, O'Shea, Coates, van Aanholt, Cattermole, Larsson, M'Vila, Defoe, Fletcher.
>Subs: Johnson, Lens, Graham, Toivonen, Yedlin, Mannone, Watmore.
Sunderland has the most depressing squad I've ever seen.
Gonna sit this one out so it should be a cracker
>>63757549
Yeah but it look at the positive, it's less depressing than 2016-17 Sunderland.
>>63757549
Pantilimon is good usually (gash this year), M'Vila is legit, Cattermole great on his day and Defoe is a goalscorer.
The rest can fuck off. Watmore and Johnson maybe stay.
>>63757575
None but Pantillimon will stay when they're relegated
>>63757530
>haha not every single signing liverpool have made has been successful
>>63757592
>that image
>>63757592
>that pic glitch
spooky, who is klopp speaking to in the pic?
>>63757575
>being an icelandic sunderland supporter
>>63757592
Unexpected kek
>>63757592
>image swapping bug
If only moot were here this wouldn't have happened.
>>63757592
>this glitch
my fucking sides
>>63757626
I'm on holiday. If I was to glory support, I would not choose Sunderland.
>>63757592
Liverpools next signing confirmed
>>63757645
>not gloryseeking with Sunderland
s m h t b h f a m
>>63757592
kek
For a second I thought I posted in the wrong thread.
>>63757646
but they already fired Brendan.
>>63757592
confirmed
>Gary Neville will never be the sole analyst on MOTD with Crisps presenting.
>>63757592
It's a shame this can't be a site feature because everyone would abuse it with jumpscares
>>63757592
I lol'd
>>63757549
>>63757575
>no colback
for fuck's sake they should have kept him. literally dump kaboul and defoe, they are past it tottenham players. and bring back in colback.
No talk of other games? OK then
Predictions? I reckon 3-0 Palace.
>>63757776
No way, it will be some nasty 1-0 or 0-0 game.
wait just a minute, is that the Johann Cabaye?
>>63757776
6-2
>>63757776
I have 3-0 palace
>>63757763
What else is on? Could do without watching >us lose again.
>>63757795
I mean mnf reviewing weekend results.
American watching soccer for the first time here, is Crystal Palace a good team to follow?
I'm a Colts fan in American football, I don't know if they have a good Premier League equivalent
>>63757818
Watch & see what you think
pardew is such a scummy manager, its actually embarrassing
using shitty cheap tactics because you have no faith in your own or your teams ability to actually play football
>>63757818
They have cheerleaders, goal music, confetti, plastic flags and fly a bald eagle around the stadium at home games.
You'd fit right in.
>4-4-2
>John O'Shea at fullback against Zaha/Bolasie
Surely sam is playing 6-2-2
>sky saying o'shea at LB, PVA at LW and a RB at LB
seems pretty obviously 5atb
>Big Sam, are you playing 4-4-2 tonight
[face scratching intensifies]
>>63757840
I know la
>>63757818
Crystal Palace is essentially America: the team
>Mascot is a real live bald eagle
>Cheerleaders up the wazoo
>Main rivals are from the gayboy capital of the UK
>Owner now selling a majority stake to an American consortium
Haway the lads
We're fucked
>>63757862
woh is they're rival? QPR?
>>63757818
Watch Sunderland m8. You'll be able to follow them in the Championship next season.
Sam looks dejected already
>sam pretty much saying he's playing 802
"we'll have to defend first and hope we get something out of our front 2"
lel
>>63757842
5-3-2 like vs Everton, PvA and Jones at wingback, Kaboul, O'Shea, Coates at CB.
I got the feeling Blunderland won't lose this game.
I smell a 2-2 or 3-3.
>>63757818
They're okay, they're a bit cringey and have gimmicks out the arse but the fans make decent noise as their stadium is small which means only real fans get in with season tickets or membership, general sale rarely happens for CP.
>>63757818
>Watching for the first time
>Palace v Sunderland
I await the "American here, this is what wrong with soccer..." thread
>>63757818
It's tricky to find an EPL equivalent when talking about two different sports, it doesn't always make sense.
Crystal Palace is not one of the better teams, but they play well at home and love to play the role of spoiler, especially against Liverpool.
dubs and slumberland wins
>>63757900
Nooooo
>>63757900
Thank you based Estonia.
Cheerleaders are scummy as fuck
Must be bloody freezing and all
>Picking this game for TV
HAHA OH WHY
>>63757890
putting more names in defense clearly doesn't make it better
that's just horrible
what are you doing in iceland?
>>63757930
cl init
>>63757930
Da Champions tomorrow la
>4/1 for Palace to win
Literally free money
I wish TSB would hurry the fuck up and let me use Apple pay.
>>63757336
any acestream links?
push fit
stay fit
life fit
>>63757818
You've picked the worst possible game to watch m8
Though to be fair I decided my NFL team would be Baltimore Ravens and I watched it for the first time last night. It was a complete clusterfuck, I've no idea if that's how NFL normally is though.
>>63757939
Clearly not as the other time we put 5 at the back we conceded 6.
Seeing waterfalls, lava fields, geysers, volcanoes and going on a glacier hike. Supposed to be watching the northern lights but it's overcast for the rest of the week.
>>63757900
Thank you eesti
>>63757944
>>63757939
All of
>Everton vs Villa
>Newcastle vs Leicester
>Swansea vs Mememouth
Would have been more interesting
>>63757957
That advert reminds me of Black Mirror for some reason.
>>63757900
Thank you Estonia. My faith is restored.
>>63757900
thank you Bestonia
Genuine quote from Bog Sim:
>"With John O'Shea at left back we will hopefully nullify Palace's strength on the wing."
>>63757985
If it wasn't for Vardy's party nobody would have given a single shit about Newcastle Leicester. Anything with Villa and Mememouth is guaranteed misery.
>>63757985
Sky have to spread the games between the teams.
Picking this one means theres going to be some other good fixture live next month or whenever. It's a balancing act.
>>63757947
>doubting big sam
Palace will score 6 (six)
I know he's a twat and not that great at football, but I do really like Cattermole.
>>63758020
>Lee Cattermole is STILL only 27 years old
>>63757874
Brighton
>smiling mascots during sombre tributes
is there anything better
french anthem again? lol
>>63757998
he's like a genuine /sp/ troll, only in the real life
and you're buying it... or, maybe you're not?
>>63758010
Meh, weren't Sunderland and palace both on TV last week too?
JESUS CHRIST WE FUCKING GET IT ALREADY FRANCE HAPPENED IT WAS OVER A FUCKING WEEK AGO
>>63758028
Born in the wrong generation 2bh
>crystal phallis vs blunderland
..snore
Can't stand green kits, I don't know why they're allowed.
>>63758073
>meme kits
>>63758073
Because cunts like CP wear red and blue, why is that even allowed?
Sunderland should have kept their white kits that they wore for this game last season
>>63758073
It's a meme colour for an outfield kit imo, along with pink and purple
>Felcher
What was that
>sunerland are 6.50 to win
top chuckle, go place your bets now
>Lloris
>Sagna
>Koscielny
>Mangala
>Amavi
>M'Vila
>Capoue
>Sissoko
>Cabaye
>Martial
>Gomis
Should've assembled those lads for a chartity game in memory of Paris victims, instead of playing French anthems like a bunch of mugs.
>>63758086
This
>>63758073
>>63758088
>le away kits should only be white, black or yellow meme xD
>>63758086
lel those were knockoff as fuck, sunday league tier
>Fletcher
>the quality of Blunderlands finishing.
I really wonder why they don't have more points.
>>63758102
adidas employee detected
>>63758086
To commemorate France?
A perfect sign for a Big Sam match.
>>63758073
>not playing 8-0-2 in goalkeeper kits
>>63758107
Sunderland are seriously the worst team in the transfer market
>8th biggest wage in the league
>Constantly in relegation fight
>Bunch of shit journeyman defenders
>No goalscorers
>no creativity
>Little pace
Unreal
Stop conceding corners you mongs
>>63758107
At least Fletcher and Defoe link up decently on occasion. They're still not good but they're at least pretending to be a team.
Palace are a legit top 6 threat
This is going to be the GOAT season
>>63758129
or for Cazorla
>>63758139
>Falling for the strong early season start meme
Leicester and Palace will both drop off
>>63758122
>>63758104
It reminded me of real
>>63758139
>Palace are a legit top 6 threat
>>63758136
The trouble is you have to pay double to convince people going to Sunderland is worthwhile.
We do seem to exclusively sign past it players from bigger clubs and utterly shit foreigners though.
sup senpaitachi
desu smhhhhhhh
>>63758145
lel
I quite liked the madrid dark green away kits.
>>63758136
>8th
Is that true? Do they have relegation clauses or did they forget like Newcastle?
>>63758156
I actually really liked Coates and wasn't happy we sold him to you, but it seems like that ACL injury killed him off
Someone needs to tell Sunderland that long balls only work when there's a player to pick them up
how was MNF lads?
>>63758167
Yes, it's usually pretty accurate at predicting league position too:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/11552941/Man-Utd-news-United-overtake-Man-City-with-Premier-Leagues-highest-wage-bill.html
Manchester United
Manchester City
Chelsea
Arsenal
Liverpool
Tottenham
Newcastle
Sunderland
Everton
Aston Villa
West Brom
West Ham
![24068EA100000578-2875417-Jozy_Altidore_misses_a_chance_before_the_end_of_the_first_half_t-a-38_1418689448363[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IgcBgs0.jpg "24068EA100000578-2875417-Jozy Altidore misses a chance before the end of the first half t-a-38 1418689448363[1]")
>>63758177
IT'S TIME TO BRING HIM BACK
>not a single decent game next weekend
>van aanholt
Billy Jones seems to play fucking attacking midfield for us, it's mental. He's not that bad a player but that's one of the main problems with our full backs, they seem unable to stay back and actually defend.
>>63758153
They will drop off but never be out of contention. Top 4 at christmas
>>63758201
leceister vs utd
spurs vs chelsea
desu senpai
have there been any shots on target so far?
>>63758227
They'll drop points in more home games, will struggle when teams start parking the bus.
Same as every weak team that has a purple patch
>>63758221
big Sam is attempting to bigsamboozle his opponents by telling his players to all run around all over the place with no discernible plan
>This play from both teams
This is dreadful
FUCKING CHRIST SUNDERLAND
>Defoe falling over
>Larsson falling over
>Jones falling over
>Spaghetti everywhere
top kek
bolasies hair is almost as retarded as him
>sunderland
>turnover machine
pick 2
obligatory O'Shea's concussion
>>63758264
>Spaghetti everywhere
every sunderland match for the last 5 years.jpg
>>63758171
he was slow af before the acl and he has a kaboul-esque turn of pace now
>carribean negro assaults a brave british white man
>no punishment
i hate this SJW country
>Monday night football
palace fans are cringe
remind me of the yanks holing up their shoes
is there a bigger shithole of a stadium than selhurst park?
>Still pushing Palace's meme "ultras"
>>63758286
Hillsborough
>Pantilimon wearing a wetsuit
>>63758286
Goodison is quite bad. I hate Selhurst because of that awful outdoor concourse when you go through the turnstiles.
Hard to see standing from tons of the lower seats too
>>63758286
hawthorns?
>>63758286
Stadium of Light
>>63758286
Roots hall
>>63758321
Pink seats aside the SoL is literally just a generic stadium, it's fine.
>>63758286
White Hart Lane
>>63758321
Nah SoL is a soulless indentikit bowl but it's OK quality.
>>63758336
>That opinion
>That flag
nope
>>63758336
Back to /arse/
>tfw no 4k TV to watch dreadful hoofball on
Imagine all the passion I'm missing
>>63758348
Big sam's face in UHD
ha-wey
the
lads
>>63758348
No 4k sources yet I think anon.
>>63758355
hawew the lads
>>63758286
stadium of shite
Does anyone have one of those old /sp/ "what team should I support" flowcharts for Premier?
>>63758353
* blown up by 4x 1080p
>>63758347
>>63758342
>>63758342
there are pillars that block the view of the tv camera. that tells me all I need to know.
>>63758355
howay mate
:^)
disgusting refball that
blatant pen, he was almost in the 6 yard box
>>63758325
not for long southend gettin a new stadium with a CINEMA attached to it!!
and there gonna build a Sainsburys that looks like a giant SPACESHIP where it is now.
CUM ON THE
LADS
>>63758375
>watching games on TV
Holy shit how American can you get
>Dangerous situation for Palace
Not really though.
>>63758377
whats howay mean?
>>63758375
Literally America: The Post
that fucking set piece routine
I believe they call it the 'headless chicken'
what would you do if you went to sleep tonight and never woke up ever again
Is there a hypothermic fat cunt with no shirt? Not watching this shit desu.
>>63758396
Good old fashioned English football
>>63758392
HIV/AIDS
>>63758381
yeah, the new stadium that's been planned for about 25 years now...
>>63758201
Top of the table clash not good enough for you?
>kaboul now play for sunderland
since when
Everyone is just crowding round the fucking ball, this is schoolkid shit.
What is Big Sam doing because it's clearly not teaching tactics.
>>63758430
>that SUN graphic
Literal vomit.
>>63758439
Fucking about with tablets.
>>63758392
Just how it's said properly.
How-way. Say it like that when you celebrate.
>>63758439
Promoting his new book.
>>63758435
Since our fucking terrible signings policy
>>63758439
Honestly, Sunderland's players all seem like proper thickos anyway
someone with sky press tactical cam and tell us what it is
>You now remember that time Big Sam did his post-match press conference while inhaling a bag on sweets.
>>63758422
its on its way m8, things are lookin up
were no longer the armpit of the uk, people are going to think of us differently.
today i went down the high street and i didnt even throw up.
>>63758459
>Implying any of us can afford sky
>>63758452
Wor lad Duncan has a first class degree m8
>>63758459
I clicked and it just said "sorry this channel is not available right now"
The quality in this game is absolutely fucking abysmal
![4aa7c5db-94e3-45b8-86c6-87fc2660867e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MvLuAMY.jpg "4aa7c5db-94e3-45b8-86c6-87fc2660867e[1]")
>that defensive strength
>>63758459
pressed it myself, its just a camera angler that is further out so you can see more of the pitch
>>63758483
Big sam is fucking cancer
Liverpool would booty blast both these shit teams
>>63758481
Was just thinking that. Have a (you) lad.
It's been as boring as we fucking expected.
There's no reason this game couldn't have been played yesterday. Why screw over the fans who have to travel ages and those "asian market" fans who can't stay up this late
>palace play liverpool
>play like barca
>palace play every other team in the world
>play like palace
>>63758483
>Coates just chilling with Pantilimon.
>>63758483
>man-marking your own defenders
I guess when they run in pairs, they can cover each other? Like in CounterStrike?
>>63758493
>you are now aware we will see Allardyce v Pulis again this season
CAN YOUR BODY HANDLE THE HOOFBALL
>>63758465
kek.
I like your optimism man, and I'd like to think you're right but I just can't accept it.
we're doomed to be forever the shit end of the shit county of the uk
>>63758495
>ABL false flag post
>>63758483
>8-0-2 with sweeper
truly revolutionary
Who is palace's "Giroud" type player? the hold up forward. Who can flick to a winger.
It's not that hard to figure out.
>>63758512
I bet some fucking Memester decides to pick it as a TV game, literally guaranteed
>Massive cheer, the biggest of the night so far in fact, as Palace keeper Wayne Hennessey belts a clearance up, over the roof and out of the stadium.
kek
>>63758502
Thats some pretty big talk for a chocolate bar with a bite taken out of it.
>>63758496
Boring doesn't bother me especially, I'm more irritated by the complete lack of composure.
>>63758512
Possession stats from the future:
Sunderland: 19%
West Brom: 17%
International Space Station: 64%
>>63758515
>being new
>people paid money to sit in the freezing cold on a work night to watch this
>>63758502
>they need to cater to people outside of their country
>>63758536
jej
The history of Liverpool can be traced back to 1190 when the place was known as 'Liuerpul', possibly meaning a pool or creek with muddy water, though other origins of the name have been suggested.
>>63758539
>Sunderland fans had to take the day off work and spend £100+ on travel/ticket/food/drink
>>63758547
The NFL literally LITERALLY plays 3 games a year in London
I'm not even meming when I say I've seen better football in League 2.
>>63758554
Thank you for the informative post.
>Pass completion: 5%
Why do they call it Sunderland?
Because to see the ball, you need to look to the sky haha hahah
>>63758561
>There are Sunderland fans who can afford that
Damn
Wait, nobodies ACTUALLY watching this, right?
>>63758570
By the close of the 18th century 40% of the world's, and 80% of Britain's Atlantic slave activity was accounted for by slave ships that voyaged from the docks at Liverpool
>>63758605
I'm watching ironically.
>>63758286
Anfield.
Was there a few months ago. Went to take a selfie to put on fb, fucking dropped my phone like some sort of spastic. Makes the tiniest of sounds when it hits the floor... next thing I know everyone in the stadium is fucking watching me like a hawk.
>>63758563
I bet the 12:30 starts work out ok for Asian viewers
>>63758605
I'm trying my hardest but my eyes keep on drifting away
>>63758605
I've got it on in the background, if that counts.
>>63758605
I am not.
>>63758614
>Slaverpool
>>63758547
How about catering to the ones inside the country first; the Sunderland away fans
>Cabye
>>63758605
I'm watching it for the banter.
Nothing will ever beat the infamous QPR vs Fulham match on /sp/ a couple years ago.
Shitposting reached unheard of levels it was that irrelevant
>>63758636
This desu
>>63758631
That sounds awful, buddy. You should wear glasses so they don't escape.
>>63758649
QPR vs Reading back in 2012 (I think) was worse.
How can you possibly have two teams in the one of the best leagues in the world possibly be this fucking horrible, I've seen more interesting mls games, fucking tragic.
Van Arnholt is fucking shit, he's been in great positions a few times today and fucked it up completely every time
Palace with their Sunday League tactics of rolling the ball down the line into a deadend. Either you lose the ball or go backwards. So pointless
And with that, Pantilimon has proven he has better feet than Larsson.
>>63758667
Granddad tier joke 2bh
>>63758672
Sounds almost as bad as any SPL game.
>>63758649
Do you remember Moyes' MU vs Fulham? The game when they put in 60+ crosses with 0 effect?
That was the worst pro game I've ever seen.
>>63758605
Not even in a room with a telly m8
Thank christ for that.
Maybe tea will make this game feel better.
>>63758691
It was 81 and it was a pop art masterpiece.
>>63758691
The 2-2? Some goat posting that day, really felt sorry for moyes
>>63758698
I'm drinking. I can recommend it mate.
Even Atkinson looks bored.
>>63758717
rare flag
>>63758672
2013.
Both teams were fucked already and got themselves relegated together.
![4eedcc6c-e103-4f4b-9919-b9c5a6ce8589[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LID0geD.jpg "4eedcc6c-e103-4f4b-9919-b9c5a6ce8589[1]")
I think this sums up tonight's game so far.
>>63758710
On a diet la otherwise I would.
Opted for coffee in the end, maybe I'll not fall asleep this way.
>>63757336
>go to bookies, place a few bets
>spurs - west ham
>palace to win
>qt that processes the bets puts palace as over 2.5 goals scored too
>mention it
>"oh sorry, let me fix that"
>"nah just put another bet for palace to win, k? thanks"
I realized a long time ago that I'm an idiot, it's nice to have it confirmed from time to time.
This JD sport ad is hilarious, it's literally the chavviest stuff in existence
>>63758717
senpai how does the camera shoot this with a mirror in front of her
>>63758749
>PvA
Absolute wanker
>>63758751
She's probably having a chuckle at your expense right now
>>63758768
They probably filmed it from a weird angle, only arranged stuff so that it all seems shot straight from the front.
>>63758772
Dunno what happened to him this season. He was alright a while ago.
>>63758502
Can anyone blame a Qatari for wondering why something isn't catering to them when they already own half the country?
>>63758788
Him, Larsson and Pantilimon have been so poor compared to last year.
>>63758775
possibly, if her whole life revolved around fucking people over small bets
>>63758649
>that one guy that brings up QPR vs Fulham every thread
It's time lads
>>63758812
>that one guy that green texts that guy that brings up QPR-Fulham in every thread
what's up guise
Is that guinness golden ale any good? I like regular Guinness a lot.
>>63758805
Yeah, it's weird. I guess they're just getting old or something. Maybe we're just utter shite.
>>63758812
To be fair, it was an incredibly hilarious match.
>Christopher "£12m" Samba being utter shit
>QPR being atrocious
>Fulham nearly choking the game away
>>63758811
Never underestimate a woman in such regards
I fucked by not only going 3-0 but Chamakh to score first, I presume that he's not even on yet
>>63758691
That was great. Whatever happened to the Flip
>>63758649
It was a good thread
>this game
>the english '''''''''permier''''''''' league
>>63758717
She was so fucking hot. The first season was great
Cryst/a/l Palace
>>63758837
We'll never know if he's a troll. Shame.
tyson fury is such a pussy
sounds like that rapper who says fuck the tile
senpai
>>63758788
>this season
remember sund3rland lost 8-0 against southampton? Van Aanholt was at fault for half of those goals.
He is the worst defender in the premier league, maybe ever.
>>63758502
But that's the point. They knew it will be horrible so they tried to bury it on a date so inconvenient that nobody will see it. The less 'semen-slurping sport' impressions overseas, the better for eplel.
>THIS FUCKING TYSON FURY ADVERT
Such a faggot.
REEEEEEE
Think I'll have a rum & coke desu
>>63758840
>genuine class
>>63758826
>Sakho on
It's happening
That girl from the Coral commercial is always making my cock tingle
>>63758867
That's a bit far. He's had a fair few good games for us.
I dunno, we've just got a shit defence, I don't know why I'm trying to defend any of them.
>>63758873
Dark rum?
>>63758857
Never actually watched it. I just saved that somewhere.
Is it worth a watch
WHO /beer/???
Dunno how people drink coffee without sugar 2bh, tastes like shite.
>>63758889
Coconut rum
>>63758891
It's very slow, but very good. Takes a couple of eps to get going, but then it really takes off
>>63758895
Stout for me
>>63758891
the first season was genuinely one of the best things I've ever watched.
season 2 is a bit meh became a generic cop show with cookie cutter characters.
>>63758895
>IPA
>Unironically drinking meme beer
On a diet anyway, otherwise I'd be drinking Guinness, thanks Paddies, you make good beer.
>>63758901
Coconut rum is a bit queer lad. Nice, but queer.
>playing connor wickham as a lone striker
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
>>63758899
dub dubs can't hide your plebness
>>63758899
i like a nice black coffee sometimes, but only if it's a thick heavy dark cup and good beans
Folger's isn't gonna cut it
i don't want to taste the water in a black coffee
>>63758919
I know m8, I'd never drink it with the lads, but for cheeky evening drinks I figured I would be alright
>>63758899
It really does. Black coffee and a sugar or two is good
>>63758901
>>63758907
Just had crazy deja vu
Even checked the archive for this
>>63758899
I used to think the same but then I started drinking coffee black to impress my gf at the time, now I can't drink coffee with milk or sugar.
>>63758962
Did you want to show her how you liked her bulls?
>>63758917
>meme beer
if you don't make it yourself, it's all meme beer to somebody, m8
>>63758945
don't worry, it can be our little secret denmarkbro
>>63758899
Sugar is ok for cheap coffee but anything that isn't bottom of the barrel is better without imho.
>One of the games where people find anything else to talk about other than the game
I actually find these threads pretty comfy 2bh
>>63758899
Spotted the virgin.
Selhurst is so charming
>>63757818
here, did I pick a bad team or is this just a bad game?
This is unbearable.
>>63758977
Ofcourse m8
but for real she was from Germany and only drank her coffee black and laughed at me for not being able to handle real coffee without milk, proved her wrong the bitch.
>>63758999
Bad teams (sorry lads), terrible game.
>>63758999
If this is genuinely your first game you have picked possibly the worst one of this season to watch. It's the definition of semen-slurping.
Watch Leicester next week if you want excitement.
>>63758917
Guinness opened some new bar recently, from what I heard it sounded like a visit to the duff brewery. I heard they had some sort of 'milk stout'
>>63758999
It's a bad game even for these two teams but palace are a pretty boring team to watch 90% of the time, they just bomb it forward with pacey niggers, absolutely no flare or technique.
Lads, have you heard that new Bowie-song? I can't stop listening to it
so this is the English presentation of Titans @ Jags
>except the unis are slightly less nauseating
>>63759000
>proved her wrong the bitch.
and you got trips well done
Haway Duncan lad.
>>63759016
Got the ball
palace playing like united here, embarrassing
What a pointless yellow.
>>63759034
Blackstar or did he release another one?
>>63759014
this or liverpool, they look exciting atm
>>63758999
its sad that this is your first game and you missed the 4-1 between liverpool and city on saturday
>Watmore
Quality, get him on
>>63759022
I did the "brewery" tour in January this year, it was pretty great. Kilkenny Draught was great, got pissed on it in the pub on the roof.
>>63759034
Bruh I got Hotline Bling stuck in my head pls send help, it's playing every where here none stop since the video came out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
>>63758999
Palace are good at the back but terrible going forward. They've played last 10 games or so without a proper striker and now they're literally playing Wickham, who's a Sunderland reject.
As of visitors - they are shit. They've always been shit but Newcastle kept gifting them 6 points every season in derby, so they stayed up everytime somehow. But no more luck for them.
IdentifyingBogSimYepItsBogSim.jpg
Damn
>>63759053
I never did the tour, meant to loads of times.
Wish we'd give our youth more chances.
>>63759022
>milk stout
i tried one of those, made me just a little sick
like a Flander's w/ a little more froth and body =\
>blrgh
>>63758649
that was actually a good game though and had 5 goals
sunderland will win 1-0 desu
>>63759056
The girl at 0.10 speaks one of the best Italians I've heard in an American product, bit awkward phrasing though.
>>63759046
Blackstar. It's awesome, but I don't know why
This guy should be starting. Fucking managers feeling they have to be seen to be looking after youngsters.
>>63759072
It's not really a tour, it's more like a museum. Pretty fun though, you get to pull your own pint.
They also had a wall of screens where you could post your name and a comment, which was fun after a few.
>Adolf from Germany says "I can't annex Poland without it"
>>63759088
checked, what's she saying?
>>63759080
>we
Are you genuinely taking the PISS right now m9?
>>63759094
Exactly. He has something to prove and he seems pretty decent.
Seems like it's only Africans that get to start while they're still young. Well, "young".
If you are literally and unironically watching this match with your monday night you should reassess your life as a matter of urgency.
CHAMAKH WHEN
>>63759056
Top lel, I had never actually seen Drake before
He kinda looks like Ashur
>not even trying to get on the cross
its like palace dont even want the win
Game's opening up a bit.
memes desu
>>63759098
Noo, do you not see it is an easy/simple thing [to do]. There is nothing wrong, I can't tell what I find weird.
>Lens
>Falling over whenever he's near the ball
Pick two
>>63759117
Lasted seven minutes, if that
Don't know why I'm keeping this thread open
palace's wingers recover possession so damn fast. or is that just sunderland being shit
memories of mad desire
Lens is really, really bad at football.
>>63759150
Sunderland being shit desu
>Pardew literally paid 9 million for Connor Wickham
What do you think he meant by this?
>there are at least 25 minutes of this bog simulator left.
Why even live.
>>63759117
what else should we do?
>have you seen watmore before? what do you think of him
>no
based claridge
>>63759164
Because of this thread :^)
that kids legs are way too long for his body
Good lad Watmore
>>63759146
Talking about beer and coffee 2bh
What are the nicest mass produced lagers anyway lads? I only really started drinking beer this year. Right now two of my favourites are Kingfisher and Birra Moretti.
>>63759144
checked again, damn son you're on fire today, also this is a Canadian production Drake is from Toronto tbqh family
>>63759163
>HA! THIS WILL BE REVENGE FOR ALL THE DERBY DEFEATS I SUFFERED
>turns out he is still utter wank
Bravo, Alan.
>>63759125
2 good English pros looking out for one another desu
>That Lens free kick
Someone should tell Watmore to pull his shorts down a little bit
>all these fucking yellows
it's like every foul now
>>63759097
oh those silly germans an their humor
how come crystal palace no play this guy desu?
>>63759183
Warsteiner is pretty good if you can get it on draught.
>>63759199
He's learning from Cattermole, leave him be.
>>63759199
No homo or yes homo?
>>63759201
the refs just trying to make something happen desu
>>63759171
Bit rude
>>63759199
Learning from the master
Lol at Cattermole not making any contact with man or ball
Been as shit as I thought it would be?
who /gayforbamford/ here?
more like BLUNDERland
get it?
>>63759234
top kek
terrible corner kick
>Zaha blatantly pulling back like that
should be a red for that kind of thing desu, its just lazy
>this would unironically be a good result for sunderland
relegate these cunts already
most of these amazon """""deals""""" are fucking shit
>Literally, unironically tripping over a ball that's stopped right in front of you
>>63759234
Wish more people would follow his style 2bh
>>63759235
Forgot .gif
>>63759255
black friday is a con
>>63759183
Svyturys Extra
>>63759218
Only for Griezmann desu
Fuck off PVA
>>63759255
They were last year. It was shit like 5% off two gallons of lube.
>>63759258
EPL in the 80s/early 90s desu
pic related
Wow, this has really been a shit game, might as well watch a game between 2 relegation contenders here
relegation fight will be a bit boring this year desu. villa and sunlun already down
i wonder if we'll see any more black guys putting aimless crosses into the box
so I have to believe these teams are trying to end in a scoreless draw
>Nothing happening
>Someone falls over
>Someone takes a shot straight at the keeper
>Nothing happening resumes
>>63759297
>already
It was dark at 4pm lad
Watmore is LITERALLY the only player trying.
>>63759300
Nah they're just both shit. This game was never going to be an example of good, positive, entertaining football
>>63759297
sun sets at about half 3 here desu.
Who's Sunderland's 41? Looks like DeBruyne
>chamakh still exists
Nothings happening so lets answer this.
Why are Germans such c.ucks?
Awful shot tbqh should have put the biscuit in the basket
>Lens
This is why I always prefer glasses
>>63759325
Duncan Watmore, blunderland's best hope
IS THERE STILL TIME FOR A CHAMAKH LATE WINNER???
>>63759323
well I knew that
and you can argue w/ muh dubs if you want, but I say this match is fix'd
the only puzzling question is why.pg?
>>63759204
bump
At least the Palace fans seem in high spirits.
>>63759335
Here's a (You) for the effort m8
STOP TRYING PVA YOU CUNT
YOU CAN'T DO THAT
YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH
JUST PASS
>>63759345
i know what you mean like
Sunderland look really docile for a team in desperate need of a win and palace stopped running half an hour ago
>>63759338
Is he the one who came on as a forward v Everton? Looked really good.
Blunderland gonna steal a win desu
check em
>>63759328
two lost wars have made them pretty submissive
Reckon Spurs can smash Chelsea sunday?
Defoe must want to remove Van Aanholt's head with a gardening instrument.
I've counted about 6 times in this match that Van Aanholt has sold him short.
Chamakh hat-trick incoming
>>63759335
I should have seen that one coming
>Tense
My arse, stop trying to pretend this isn't a shower of shite
>>63759377
Should do desu
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED PALACE
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>English """""defending"""""
>>63759365
is it possible that both of these sides are feigning incompetence to sneak a cheeky blooter in the final minutes?
>
well nevermind then
>gooooooooooooooooool
>PALARSE
>>63759377
3-1 desu, dubs confirm
>Palace
TOP KEK
O
P
K
E
K
A L L A R D Y C E
ROUT ONE BECAUSE ONE'S ALL YOU NEED BABY
WHAT THE FUCK
something's happened
YES
GET IN THERE DEFOE YOU FUCKING TOP LAD
J A M M Y
ROBBED
ROBBED YA
AHAHAHA
Jesus Christ that was awful.
>PALACE
>pardew in charge of beating sunderland
nice £30 profit there, is right la
Fuck off Palace you shit cunts
I knew this shit was coming.
What the fuck was that?
He's a yiddo
>>63759377
i can see miraculous chelsea recovery happening next week desu
its long overdue at this point
also spurs will fall apart at some point regardless
>>63759403
yeah kek, i guess we just got our answer
>inbreds
>Muh Palace are Europa quality
Eat shit, faggots! :D
Why even play if you give away goals like that?
What the fuck was Dann even thinking
What a fucking blunder.
>doubting based Sam
>>63759406
I dont want Spurs to score any leass than 4, hopeing for 5-0, would accept 5-1
>>63759450
>hurr scott dann for england durr
DEFOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>PALASS
>>63759402
>scouse
>english
Zaha is mls tier
HAAH FUCK U SCOTT DANN
just kick it away m8
that's your job
>>63759377
>>63759439
And Spurs have to travel to fucking Azerbaijan. Though I think Chelsea will lose unless Costa starts pretending to be good again.
fucks sake I wish that'd been delaney that had made the mistake, I would've greentexted >de laney
fucks sake
>The city of child pornography football club
>>63759439
>>also spurs will fall apart at some point regardless
theres really no reason to think so
>Blunderland will luck out again for another season in a row
REEEEEEEEEE
I hate this fucking chant. Especially when we've been play as terribly as this.
Zaha would be good if he could shoot
This is a long time to see out for Blunderland tbf, 1-1 in the 89th.
>>63759469
what the fuck is hennessey doing
they're going to do it again aren't they
>crystal phallus
>>63759429
Seriously, what the fuck is it with him.
Scott Dann literally looks like he wants to kill himself
>>63759456
5-0 would be perfect tbqh
>>63759469
Proper cheeky
palace really are a laughing stock
>>63759477
see: every season of EPL ever
also pochettino is about as influential as rodgers
they have no player to give them a lift once they have a dip in form
>>63759482
What chant?
>>63759484
It'd be a very undeserved 3 points if it finishes as is.
>>63759491
Yep. RIP Villa this time you go down.
>losing to hoof-the-ball through the entire pitch
those Sunderland noobs will get 2-3 more gifts like that and stay up despite being League-One quality
>>63759477
This desu
>Danny Graham
Please no
>>63759506
"We're by far the best team the world has ever seen"
RIP
>>63759471
thats waht might be the difference, but the didnt start getting fatigued against until the alst 25 mins or so, and that was the 3rd game in 6 days. They have the energy needed
But considering their position in europa he can afford to rest a few.
Alli will be missing, but demebele can drop back in for him with
Son -Lamela_Eriksen
---------Kane
>>63759503
im just not even gona bother, it would drag a decent thread down
you people never learn. the meme teams always fall away
>>63759519
He's probably fine, just running down that clock.
>>63759477
We were tired at the end of last season. We will probably be tired at the end of this season. That level of intensity is not sustainable for a full season. Not for most players anyway.
>de foe
>>63759524
against arsenal*
fucking brain
>>63759516
I've watched the Premier League nearly all my life, and I've never been able to make out the words of that chant, I've always wondered
Thanks m8
rip in peaces jumane difoae
lads, where do I send my Official Premiere League Complaint Voucher ??
I honestly feel like CP owes me for watching this hot garbage
>The Foe
Absolutely haram
RIP in peace in peperonis
>>63759542
I find it really hard to ever understand chants on the telly. It's easy in the stadium though.
>>63759549
Defensive masterclass this la
Reminder that cabaye is a luxury player
>>63759534
true, its a long season,a winter break would help a team like Spurs
>>63759549
Send it to Number 1 WTC, Newyork.
>twatmore
>>63759524
we all know what happens each season by this point hopefully now though
this years meme team will return to mid table after christmas, spuds and Arsenal will have a breakdown at some point (arsenals seemingly having just started) and sunderland will narrowly escape relegation
only curveball this year is Klopp, Liverpool are kind of an unknown entity this year as are Chelsea, this breakdown is worse than the 2013/14 one
>>63759561
Would help every prem team's european performances too
>>63759569
That only works if you say twat the mong yank way
>twot
>>63759560
Is that a euphemism for 'overrated'?
>>63759586
No it just means that he's only good when the team is good
>scott dann for england
>5 (five)
https://twitter.com/DeepCoverage78/status/668908522118230016
>morons
At least they travelled all that way for something mildly positive for once
>>63759580
Close enough tbf
Wait a minute... This is the same Chamakh who was part of that generation of Arsenal players who all drowned in injuries?
>>63759617
dont speak to soon this is blunderland after all
>newcastle play CP next week
>will probably lose 3-0
>only one match thread for the entire game
weird, those palace meme fans have gone quiet
>This banterous timewasting
kek
>>63759653
>These teams
>Monday night
Predictable
SCOTT DANN
SCOTT DANN
SCORES AGAINST POOL
SHITS HIS BED PAN
Could anyone save Villa at this point?
>Cabaye
>>63759652
Palace are at home. They have been terrible under Pardew this season at Selhurst Park.
Top result
So it turns out it's Newcastle AND Pardew that are shit against Sunderland.
SUNDERLAND STILL ALIVE
>>63759680
jamie vardy 25m in january
>>63759653
It was comfy though
>>63759653
Feels comfy man. I don't even bother with the big games on here any more.
https://twitter.com/HLTCO/status/668374724737703937
and then
https://twitter.com/HLTCO/status/668909906033029120
:^)
So was that game the very definition of Big Samball?
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LGTSS
>Pardew for England
>>63759653
Would you rather a thread so fast you can't watch the game?
Comfy thread lads 2bh
Liked it a lot
Good result too
remember that season when spurs started with 2 points from 8 games and redknapp mentioned it in every post match interview
>>63759770
he's an absolute twonk
>33% sunderland possession
Proper quality hoofing
>>63759770
>Gomes
>>63759801
>bentley
Gary and carra ripping the keeper a new arse lol
>>63759864
Pretty fair, it was the keepers fault when you look at it again, he shouldn't have hesitated.
tfw sunderland will never ever get relegated.
Just go down already for fucks sake.
just got back
That was fucking awful ,worse we've played all season
Goal scorer and left back needed in jan
>>63759577
>Would help every prem team's european performances too
Can we stop this "WE SUCK IN EUROPE BECAUSE NO WINTER BREAK!!!" meme.
English teams have shit the bed already in Europe, and NO team has had any break yet. Our teams did just fine 2004-2010 without one too.
We just need to accept that right now our teams just aren't great, rather than finding bullshit excuses
>>63759880
It was, funny though that being ex-defenders I could feel them being triggered.
>>63759963
>signing connor wickham
>ever
>>63759959
We're a big turd mate.
>>63759985
Yeah, it must be painful for them watching stuff like that. I really like that their punditry has that experience aspect though, rather than Shearer saying "shoot ball at goal".
Wish they'd do MotD punditry 2bh. MNF is so much better.
>>63760024
There's not really enough time on MOTD for any worthwhile analysis, they may as well scrap that part altogether.
>>63759999
he was woeful , i cant remember him winning a single header
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