OUT FOR THE YEAR
maybe they'll win 3 games now
>luck ded
>flacco ded
deflategate curse in full effect
The only thing to make this better is if the Pats win the owl.
>Snitches
>Rodger
>Peyton and Eli
G-d is a Patriots fan
Joe "120 million usd" flaccid finally injured. My prayers have been answered. Good riddance
It was foretold
F
ELITE
okay
the year was over anyway
ofc it was the acl
get it because if you rearrange ofc acl you get flacco hehehe
>>63739265
NFL confirmed rigged
>>63739265
Spooky
>>63739123
What do you think is going to happen to Goodell?
> he finished the game
Fucking iron man
>>63739079
>giselle walks into her and Brady's penthouse
>Kraft, Belichick and the rest of the team are there, awkwardly seated around the living room
>Giselle looks inside the crib of her newborn baby and screams: WHAT HAVE DONE TO HIS EYES
>Tom looks away, guilty
>Belichick calmly says: "he has his father's eyes."
>"Tom's eyes are blue! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM YOU MAAAANIACS"
>Belichick stands and bellows SATAN IS IS FATHER NOT TOM! HIS NAME IS ADRIANN! HE CAME UP FROM HELL AND BEGAT A SON FROM MORTAL WOMAN
>Kraft and his wife both yell HAIL SATAN
>SATAN IS HIS FATHER, AND HIS NAME IS ADRIANN! THE YEAR IS ONE! HAIL SATAN!
>across the city a bolt of lightning obliterates the autism fused synapses of Eli Manning
>Gronk, Edelman, Amendola and Butler all stand up and start beating their chest and yelling HAIL SATAN in unison with the rest of the room
>three states away, Goodell is possessed with an urge to throw his wife down a stairwell. Soon after she rolls limp to the bottom he looks at his hands and realizes he deserves to be suspended of his powers for two weeks
>Peyton writhes in his bed as his forehead grows larger in Cronenbergian horror. He cries in agony: CHICKEN PARMMMM
They can win games now
>>63739448
wins oscar for concussion movie
>>63739448
dies of a heart attack as he hands brady the lombardi trophy
>>63740071
> schaub
lel, chances are he gets killed against the browns
>>63739987
my sides
>>63740160
Honestly in Schaub's career he's been just as capable as Flacco. Ravens problems are much worse than QB though.
The only thing he was good for was DPI yards anyway
Is it my turn yet?
>schaub
Such is the power of the dark side of the force
ALL HAIL EMPEROR BELICHEK
Is Flacco's injury elite?
>>63740282
Schaub had a good offensive line, prime arian foster, prime owen daniels and prime deandre johnson and still managed to fuck things up, all this with Kubiak as HC. Flacco had Rice, Todd Heap and Derrick Mason as his best weapons for the most part, and has been under a new OC every season. Schaub is going to have to deal with bad snaps from a replacement center, no run game, no protection in the pocket (keep in mind that Flacco was very mobile) and 3rd stringers as the starting WRs.
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>>63739987
ayy
Somewhere Ray Rice is smiling seeing the demise of Ravens season
>>63740753
Chances are he's going to end like Jamal Lewis, selling his SB ring for food stamps.
>>63739448
Fired by owners for fucking up the LA team deal
>>63738963
At least Flacco will be the most elite QB at rehab
So much for the Ravens going to post season.
>Ravens
>>63741112
Unless Johnny Manziel shows up
>tfw your backup fantasy QB is done for the year
Good thing I still have Cam Newton lads.
>>63738963
>ONE HUNDRED TWENTY MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS
>people in this thread doubt this man
Ckucs
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