old
>>63657066
Useful /trb/-related links:
http://pastebin.com/grLucSzY
/trb/ official database:
http://pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
Facepack 8.00:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/yo0tgfgfh4e78fv/cutout_megapack_8.00.rar?dl=0
FM 16 OUT NOW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCChxBSRo1Y
>>63682426
not really
2nd for
>Dortmund's defense
>>63681892
pick the rapids and save us
5th for best dribble of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRF-vXZijh8
>>63682557
nobody can ever save SJ
This is the highest I have ever been on a leader board of any game in my life.
Yes, im proud.
who else /knockedoutbyskrillnorth19thplaceteaminFACup/ here
>>63682615
>implying it needs saving
>nearly made the playoffs this year
>only 3 years removed from SS
>2* MLSC Ups to their name
>one of the league's best strikers on their team in wondo
compare to the rapids, who are owned by kroenke, destroyer of teams
>>63682699
>falling off the face of a cliff following SS season--when we still got annihilated in the playoffs by the fucking galaxy
>manager upheaval
>wondo absolutely only offensive option (besides salinas, somehow, and occasionally at best)
>implying making the playoffs in MLelS is an accomplishment
plus you guys have dillon powers. i want him. bring him here
>Have model citizen for a captain
>Coach reports say we have a fairly professional squad and said captain is improving it
>listed as a con
>whole squad is balanced personality
>fairly professional is listed as a con on every single one of them
What the fuck? Is this a bug? Or do my coaches think professionalism is a bad thing?
>>63682699
More like Lolorado, am I right.
LOL
O
L
>>63682801
>>falling off the face of a cliff following SS season--when we still got annihilated in the playoffs by the fucking galaxy
rapids have never finished higher than 3rd in their conference
>>manager upheaval
you mean like firing the only manager to ever win your team hardware, replacing him with a guy who fucked off to dallas first chance he got, and replacing him with a club legend with zero managerial experience, guaranteeing that his reputation would be tarnished?
>>wondo absolutely only offensive option (besides salinas, somehow, and occasionally at best)
rapids golden boot this year was kevin doyle, who scored a whopping 5 goals in 20 apps
>>implying making the playoffs in MLelS is an accomplishment
and yet the rapids still can't even come close to doing that
>plus you guys have dillon powers. i want him. bring him here
for the moment. he's on trial at reading
/r/'ing le merchant agent webm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-34880124
Is this better or worse than that geordie that punched the police horse?
Hummels should be fucking ashamed of wearing the Captain badge and the Dortmund shirt. Even Schmelzer deserves the badge, but not Hummels anymore. Fucking disgusting peformance from all the Dortmund team. I am literally on suicide watch.
>My two best player are 31 y/o
kill me
>>63682997
What you talking about m8? Great attacking header
>>63683095
That an own goal? Top keke, just like Van Persie
>>63683123
It's called a header, not a keke
>>63682630
congrats!
>tfw no speed skating gf
>>63683242
>not skiing
Still, thunder thighs are thunder thighs i suppose
>>63683146
Alright m8, don't lose your kek about it
>>63683266
I have a huge weak spot for fat pubic mounds.
Somehow most speed skating girls have them :3
who /wentonholidayandruinedtheirseason/ here?
>>63683316
FUCK OFF
SHIT REFEREE
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
Trying to get into fm. Do you guys buy it or p bay it?
>>63683380
it usually takes too long to crack so people just buy it
if you want to learn torrent fm15 and start reading guidetofootballmanager.com
>>63683380
Buy it, amazing hour/price ratio no crack for 16 yet anyway.
Just pirate an older version to try it out for a bit if you're completely new
so how is fm16? I read through the steam reviews and most people complain about the injuries and the broken match engine, can anyone confirm?
>>63682802
anyone else have this happen?
>>63683417
these are the same complaints every year
the ME is still shit, no news there
>>63683417
Welcome to every edition of FM.
>>63683417
Casuals and shitters, pay them no attention.
Although the ME is kinda wonky, but 15's was worse.
>>63683417
Like it very much so far
Haven't had much problems with injuries so far, don't seem to be happening more than usual anyway
Team is having some difficulties finishing CCC's, for the first time defenders actually defend, i'm too stupid to get a TM to play well
Would recommend
ok I'll buy it, thx
KULIZNIKOV!
>>63683468
>i'm too stupid to get a TM to play well
>using TM
Get out granddad
>>63683612
What else should i use? Have some reasonably tall (14-ish) strikers who are slow and strong, not even close to being good enough for CF, and their finishing is average at best
>>63683636
Sell them
Buy CFs
>>63683646
Their value is absolutely dogshit (<10k) because of the reputation, would get more transfer budget from the absence of their wages
Cannot buy because there is no money, going to be over wage budget once the end-of-contract players join in 2 months, going to be massively over wage budget once the loan players return to the club
>>63683674
Kill self then
>>63683692
Can't, stadium is closed because it's being improved. Would be downright rude to hang self in someone else's dressing room
>>63683709
but you wouldn't want to traumatise your local ballboys
YES
YEEEEEEES
COME ON
GREAT ESCAPE ON
>>63683724
Madureira is a club based in a neighbourhood consisting mostly of the lower-class, including a couple of favelas
The local ballboys are beyond saving
>>63683736
>playing as Hidden Mentals 20:The Club
>>63683740
m9 calm down
>>63683736
Invoke your inner Gus
>up by one goal going into the 90th minute
>referee adds 4 minutes of extra time
>highlights still playing at 98'
>>63683770
>what is an injury in injury time
>>63683759
I am calm
>>63683770
>the highlight begins with an attack from your team
>>63683786
>the highlight begins with a set piece for the other team
Zhang is kinda cute desu.
Give me a couple of formations to try in my last games of the season
GOAT incoming?
>>63684025
2-2-4-2
structured overload :^)
>>63684050
2CB, 2WBS, 2AMC, AML, AMR and 2 ST?
this video is awful, why can't SI into good videos/adverts? all are cringey af
>#WeAreTheManagers
the guy in it seems to be missing a few fingers on his right hand baka
>>63684068
no wingbacks, CMs instead
>A die-hard football fan has named his new-born baby ‘Bermondsey Millwall Den Bloomfield’ – without telling his wife.
baka desu senpai
>>63684054
nice yuth
heres mine
>>63684106
>without telling his wife.
RIP Husband
also why the fuck not give him a normalish first name, at least
>>63684115
What do you mean? My first name is Bermondsey.
>>63684086
I was amused desu although
>Not using weekly 3 file rolling autosave all the time let alone when you know your battery a shit
Absolutely deserved
>>63684114
>>63684054
Here's my best youth
please kill me
>>63684106
what a #lad haha
>>63684115
Wanna start something m8?
>>63684144
bet you don't even live in London cunt
>>63684149
Caught me desu.
Not far outside though.
>>63684136
Dat determination.
>>63684162
watford
a
t
f
o
r
d
3 wins in our last 4, we can fucking do this
>>63684188
oh, watford's licensed
cool
>>63684257
There is no Watford bias though :)
https://youtu.be/VIs7drMwP7M
Not bad
7 autisms out of 10
>>63684297
7.5/10
>>63684297
That wasn't completely terrible actually
nice one mate
>>63684257
>>63684269
FM has a sponsorship deal with Watford no? Wimbledon also does.
>>63684351
forgot to hide his powerlevel
>>63684103
Genuinely did better when I once played without any defenders
>>63684297
i was expecting something bad but that is woeful
>le put on a suit and play the UCL anthem
this joke was never funny
how do you manage not to completely lose your shit when your players fuck things up?
>>63684487
I don't
>>63684487
i usually self harm
>>63684487
I understand that I'm basically a semi-pro team in the Czech 2.Liga, so being shit is normal.
>>63684487
pic related
speaking of which, save ideas?
>>63684487
When I was younger I usually hit the side of my CRT monitor until the color spectrum of said monitor no longer the way it used to be.
Nowadays I just stare blankly at the screen.
>>63684516
>until the color spectrum of said monitor no longer the way it used to be.
so you accidentally your monitor?
>>63684487
by realizing that it's just the level of play for this league
then when it never happens in my favor, i lose my shit
>>63684526
Yup. When I was a kid and FM was still CM. It was the best days of my life.
>>63684487
drink
>>63684487
>>63684492
>>63684497
>>63684508
>>63684513
>>63684516
>>63684534
Thanks, you've made me realize there's no way out of completely losing your shit in FM. I'm going to play it again.
>>63684513
brazilian lower leagues?
the game can get a bit confused when your fixtures extend beyond the Season Reset Date
I won the league but the Season Review thinks I got relegated and was knocked out of the cup lel
>>63684487
>>63684508
>>63684571
because it happens in our favor occasionally, too.
>>63684571
you're lucky I haven't tried that on 15
>>63684579
>SI
>quality
I always enjoyed the six games in a week and a half at the end of the season in Iceland along with the resulting one-month-long between the end of the CL Group Stage and the beginning of the preseason/Upper League Cup.
any lower leagues and new countries that are nice to play?
>>63684351
wtf happened that he missed an entire season, came back, was GOAT, then suddenly turned shit?
>>63684745
He's clearly very injury prone
>>63684297
It didn't even snow in the UK last winter
>stadium#1
>>63684781
>didn't even snow
>UK in charge of even having winter
Which of the two should I sell?
>>63684811
Both. Replace them with brave English lads
>>63684811
right, he's too old
>>63684811
>managing man utd
>>63684916
>managing any United
>>63685149
>>63684916
>not managing Manchester United of Gibraltar
>one of the most gifted players to come thrpough the ranks in recent years
>its a cb
>a manlet
>a slow manlet
>with high aggression
>and everything else is shit
>>63685234
>>one of the most gifted players to come thrpough the ranks in recent years
here's mine :)
>>63684136
>mfw Real Sociedad were 5 minutes away from winning the title
shit really choked hard, also
>penaldo scoring last-minute tap-in in the final
>>63685436
>english
>premier
>league
>>63685436
>lloyd jones
top kek
So this is the year everyone gets to shit on barca including me
Lads
>wants to be an assistant manager
>hates assistant managers
It's all happening this year
He doesn't have much to thank god for
>>63686876
thank God for that natty /fit/ness
>>63686876
going to make it to the 3.liga this year?
this nigga busy or what
>>63686967
it's what happens when there aren't enough referees for a given city/region.
They can be attributed to multiple matches running at the same time on the same day.
>>63686946
We have a good chance if we can win this game
>>63687020
aren't you not even guaranteed a promotion spot for winning a regionalliga, though?
>>63687039
Aye and the playoffs are brutal
>>63687072
goodluck then m8
>>63687075
Thanks, i'm just hanging on to a playoff spot now
>>63686428
now thats real quality
>>63687360
Just means if he were a manager he wouldn't want an assistant manager which isn't crazy especially since he'd know the role well enough that maybe he feels he can perform both jobs.
>>63685149
>hating the Blades
>>63687710
>le epik blades meme xD
FM 15
FM 16
Which?
>>63688764
fm12
Anyone else who has played in South Africa can tell me how their work permits work? I have yet to sign a foreign player, every time I try the work permit doesnt go through
>>63688597
He probably converted just like the rest of his fellow countrymen.
Is it just me or does team cohesion take an eternity to raise in 16?
This is what I get for buying cheese
>France
>Brazil
anyone else /instantresult/ here?
>>63690994
Mexibro does.
>might be in a position to suit Vanarama National football
beginning to think my scouts might be mentally handicapped
>>63691077
>defender
>assist every third game
what
Fucking hell I came home from work at half 6 yesterday, fell asleep and woke up now.
I literally slept 14 hours straight... time to /trb/
>>63691222
What a waste. You should be ashamed.
>>63691238
I know, it's very surreal. I feel as though I'm in the twilight zone. I've never been up this early on a Saturday since I played football for school.
>find the perfect centre back
>check injuries
fuck
Nailed it.
>>63691285
Looks like my start of the season meeting
>Hi guys, I think we're good enough to not get relegated
>lol no boss, fuck off and die
>>63691242
>10 am
>early
>>63691295
>9am
>Saturday
If you get up before 9am on a Saturday you are an uncivilized brute.
>>63691303
I typically get up around 7am so I can watch footie.
>>63691326
7am here is noon there.
>>63691303
>Not getting up before 9am on a Saturday
Fucking lazy cunts
How to change the folder screenshots go in to?
>>63682458
>shitty game with general in /sp/
>>>/vg/
>>63691303
>not getting up at 8 and heading to the local bakery for a rhubarb scone and a nice coffee
Fucking nonce
>>63691447
>brazlel in charge of not being banned for a single post
Has Miles gone too far this time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JLl5v9r-BI
How to meet girls through trb?
>>63691285
I hate these cunts.
>>63691503
Dammit, Miles. Patch the ME.
Anyone know where to buy FM16 cheap or sites to pirate from?
>>63691656
49 is the cheapest I can find
/bust/ general
>>63691927
>Newcastle still in the pl in 2020
just kill me senpai
>>63691945
brenny saved them la
>>63691960
Who's England manager
>>63691978
Rudi Garcia (who managed Arsenal for a number of years)
>>63691989
>them top players
>last 2 games: Newcastle away, Aston Villa at home
pray to St. Gus for me lads
>that team
>>63692209
good luck la
you can do it
>>63692304
>Jenkinson
>EBJH
>EBJM
>Theo "I-I'm a striker, r-really!" Walcott
>Raheem "Pound" Sterling
>Daniel "Subway" Sturridge
how depressing
next ronaldo
nice finish by depay desu
>deeney
Will still be world class in FM 17
>>63684086
>why can't SI into good videos/adverts
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOwybu4IhR0
get the fucking FUCK in
goal that gives us a chance to stay up by winning on the last day of the season
>>63691927
>>63691989
weird how this game seems to consider alex oxlade-chamberlain as a genuinely good player worthy of the england team and not a walking meme
>>63692601
he would fit in here though, he's an absolute beta
https://youtu.be/cQEvQ83sTzI?t=340
>>63692601
>weird how this game seems to consider alex oxlade-chamberlain as a genuinely good player worthy of the england team and not a walking meme
What the fuck am I reading?
this ref is in United's pocket
>>63692651
The commentator on my stream keeps calling Ighalo 'Iglo or Igolo'. It's proper weird.
>>63692651
What did he do aside from that 50/50 tackle?
>tfw they score in the last minuter
>tfw you continually stare at the commentary feed waiting for the "but it was offside"
>tfw you know it come
>tfw it never comes
>>63692674
non-calls and the like
>>63692694
Like what? I have it on the telly and haven't be concentrating but didn't hear any complaints until that.
>>63692674
very light challenges going United's way, the same not called the other way. i honestly don't know Watfords squad well enough to know who is being fouled vs. who isn't, but Schneiderlin has gotten away quite a few without so much as a warning or a sideways look.
what do you do with the pieces of a broken heart?
Friendly reminder to drop anyone who asks for a new contract
>>63692823
i feel like going to bed and never getting up again
>>63692798
>Scott Sinclair (90+1)
>>63692798
fucking Scott Sinclair is the most annoying EPL player in fm16
>>63692835
they sent a deep cross in, it was going out for a throw, and my own defender headed it back across goal from the edge of the box for a tap in for him
why is 4-2-3-1 consistently the worst formation in FM when it's the most used irl?
>>63692998
It's p good this year. RPM is still OP
How do you get your defenders to stop hoofing the ball upfield at every occasion? I play with quick manlets up front, and there is no way they'll win those headers.
I guess the obvious answer is to sign defenders who actually know how to pass the ball, but which role would minimise the hoofing as much as possible? I'm currently playing with regular central defenders, one with covering duty and one with defending duty.
>>63692998
its OP as fuck this year
>>63693045
post yours?
it was decent for me on the very first ME but terrible since
i'd like to use it if only for the sake of realism but i'll be fucked if i can get it to work the way i want
>>63693044
Just embrace it and play 3 centre forwards
>>63693070
just play possesion ball but don't tick retain possession
>>63693044
>but which role would minimise the hoofing as much as possible?
the one that says it minimises hoofing. read the fucking roles
why /DjokovicNadal/ here?
Who /vardy/ here?
Anyone else think the yellow card/gets away with a warning messages are way too slow?
de gea is a pretty good keeper tbqh
Lads, can I have your opinions on the following things:
1) WBa vs CWBa - what are the difference in style of play, and which is better in your opinion? I like narrow formations and in FM15 I used WBa to absolutely great effect. Which of the two roles is more suited to absolutely destroying the opponent from the wings as the lone winger?
2) Wing Back vs Full Back - Does playing a WBa or CWBa as a Wing Back increase their ability to BTFO my opponent, or does it in fact hold them back because they start from a higher position and are marked more (similar to AML/AMR compared to ML/MR)?
3) Usefulness of 3 CB - I played with a Half Back and 2 CBs in FM15 but the Half Back was not useful at all, he never played deep enough and almost every goal I conceded was because I only had 2 players in defence, since the HB was not doing his job and not defending similarly to a CB (but instead like a normal central midfielder, way too up the pitch). Would using a 3rd CB instead of a HB improve my defense? Would it weaken my build up a lot if I used a BPD?
4) 5-2-2-1 WB vs 4-1-2-2-1 FB - which is better?
>>63693332
I'll let you off with a warning this time but don't be criticising my game again
>>63693401
he could've been playing in el Clasicp today, instead he's playing against Watford.
>>63693422
1. WBa seems to be better this year again
2. full back, pretty much like you said
3. Haven't experimented enough in 16 yet but HB needs to go back to FM14 quality to be useful again
4. FB
>>63693470
Okay, thanks. How do you adress the leakiness of your defence when you have two WBa and only two CBs? Is there any role for defensive mids that makes them defend unexpectedly well and deep? both HB and Anchor Man dont do it for me, and I'm not sure if I want to play a 5-2-2-1 FB.
>>63693494
Anchorman seems to be doing well for me. I have b2b and rpm in the central roles.
>>63693494
you accept the fact that you'll put yourself in a position where you're more likely to concede.
i haven't been able to find a suitable defensive mid to account for this overt lack of defense.
>finish second with neverton in my first season
>sell stones for 30mil
>transfer budget: 500k
gee thanks
>>63693537
>>sell stones for 30mil
Why for so little?
>>63693494
train a cb into a bwm duh
>>63693537
>only 30
jesus christ
Djokovic's return game could bring Depay's dad back
>>63693556
>>63693565
this is my first game, wasn't aware i could more for him at the start
gabriel has done better and he only cost me 5
Penulty!
>PENULTY
pls convert MilesSI Football Club
>>63693610
Stones is ridiculous on FM and you can easily get 45-50 mill for him, maybe even 60.
>>63693512
Okay, I'll try that out. I'll use a CMs next to my RPM though.
>>63693528
Well I didn't concede a lot in FM15 simply because I was so dominant thanks to my offense (based WBa desu).
>SI FC
>watford
ripip miles
I've been really impressed by Aké so far this season.
Good sport.
>>63693855
Must be frustrating being a Chelsea loanee,you just know you won't be in the squad next season no matter how well you do
>that chelsea team
>mou 3 at the back for the first time ever
he's done, fucking lost it, I hope the mutants rip him a new one
Troy Deeney giveth, Troy Deeney taketh away.
>>63693855
same, sadly i see him being a victim of the Chelsea youth profit system instead of making the grade.
what match to watch next?
>>63693185
You know there's a difference between theory and practice, right?
>>63693892
>>63693900
Well sadly that's part of the modern football game.
Luckily there are still players that escape the shackles of Chelsea/City and do well in mid table teams in the BPL or elsewhere.
>>63693944
>not watching Vardy bum Newcastle
>>63693900
>victim
Its not like he can't possibly go on to another club and be a success
Mum got me some mince pies lads, top notch.
>>63693959
Indeed, Bertrand is doing well.
>>63693964
>implying Mitrovic won't bang Vardy for chatting shit
>>63693976
it's more him being sold to Chelsea under the guise of being able to break into the first team, when really he stood no chance.
>>63693988
Your mums pies are top notch
>>63693988
Saushampton is a really good side in that regard.
They did overpay for Bertrand though, handing Chelsea more profit than they deserve.
>>63694023
She does make a good a chicken pie tbf, yeah.
https://twitter.com/adidasUK/status/668074957952290817
>
>>>>
>>>>>>.>>>
>
>There's only one outcome here!
>misses
Every fucking time
>>63694056
That could be Liverpool's celebration sequence if they didn't ditch Adidas some seasons ago.
>>63694098
that doesn't make it any better or more tolerable. i've been quick to call out Warrior's/New Balance's gimmicks as well, mind you.
gg
>>63693996
He signed for Chelsea when he was 16 I'm sure had he been considered good enough he would've been bumped up.
I really don't like Chelsea but I admire their youth set up and think its ridiculous anybody criticises it and I think its crazy that people have this notion that people will never come out of their setup and become a first team player, its just that the vast majority of players they produce are gonna be good but not good enough which is hardly surprising for a rich club that aims to be amongst the world's elite. The top clubs in the world have very few outright key players that would start week in week out that were developed at their club so is it so outrageous to see dozens of youth eventually not making the cut?
>>63694127
>Getting sent off so quick you don't even get a match rating
>>63694176
Chelsea could have given Aké his breakthrough into the first team this year.
But instead they bought Baba from Augsburg for god knows what reason.
I think that's the problem people have with Chelsea/City/Barca/Madrid.
They swallow up lots of young talent but only 5% makes it into the first team.
The sheer purchasing power of those teams has fundamentally changed the way youth development works.
>>63694260
Steven_Gerrard_last_match_against_United.exe
>>63694303
But is it not ridiculous that people don't expect a huge club that is rich to just buy the best players or whoever the manager/DoF deems to be the best players? Of course that is going to happen and of course breakthroughs into the first teams are far more likely to happen at smaller/poorer clubs but you're also going to have worse training equipment and worse coaching so thats the balance.
Given the choice I'd much rather go to Chelsea, get the top coaching and use the best equipment but know that most likely I'm gonna get loaned out and ultimately end up at that club I could've gone to in the first place but be a better developed player for having gone the Chelsea route.
I suppose ultimately its a matter of whether or not you believe superior equipment and coaching or more first team experience makes for a better player but at ages 16-18 I'd definitely make an argument for coaching and equipment.
>>63694303
also could have tried Bamford instead of Falcao, Christensen/Kalas instead of Djilobodji, Salah/Cuadrado/Boga instead of Kenedy, replaced Mikel with Baker/Chalobah etc
they hoover up talent and never give it the chance to nurture
>>63694417
Feyenoord has one of the best youth academies in the world.
Aké left at 16 because he wanted fame and cash.
>>63694512
>Feyenoord has one of the best youth academies in the world.
Swansea in freefall
>>63694512
>implying Chelsea youth academy isn't still a step up
I'm not saying a huge step up but a step up nonetheless as well as having that extra money you were talking about so could you honestly say you'd turn it down? Especially knowing that the worst case scenario probably sees you washing out of Chelsea and maybe ending up in the Championship or moving back to Holland and playing for a mid table club.
Also trip on Joe.
>>63694555
We rank above all the plastic clubs, including Ajax, every single year.
There is no need to be upset.
>>63694602
Reminder Bournemouth took the lead against Spurs and lost 5-1.
>>63694610
I'm not a tripfag.
>>63694709
pls see response >>63694056
>>63694111
Stupid marketing exist everywhere lel.
>>63694636
wings = clipped
>"da" "Swans"
so glad the swansea meme is finally ded desu
>>63694974
comebacks on la
>>63694980
#BrendanIn
>>63694959
>Big Red
>Anfield lean
pls go.
still, can not think of team's gimmick as bad as Fox's BANTER ZONE. maybe Partick Thistle's mascot...but that's too memerific 2bh.
jesus what a rally. Djoker is going to take it regardless.
>wing back in acres of space on the wing
>ball played into him
>all the time in the world to cross
>holds it
>holds it
>holds it
>tackled
I just want quick balls into the box, family. They're always in so much space and they always fuck it up.
the bottom back part of Newcastle's jerseys look like the designer forgot to scroll down all the way when adding the stripes, and then left the blue out of laziness.
>>63695142
hit early crosses
what do you guys think are the most important stats for a B2B?
Anyone else get this glitch?
>>63695274
stamina, national fitness, passing, off the ball, work rate, determination, decisions, bravery, and first touch.
maybe marking, strength, dribbling, technique, long shots, and acceleration too.
>WENGER
>mememouth
>>63695026
good call 3bh la.
>>63695346
thanks but do you not think tackling is up there? i see a B2B as a more defensive variation on an RPM, both players expected to be physically great as a base and then technically good defensively if you're a b2b or offensively if you're an RPM
just how i see it. thanks though, feeding those into the player search
>Had Barkley as captain at 5am this morning when I was setting up my FF
>"No thats silly, better change it to Ozil"
5am anon has no business messing with FF
>>63695462
shit, nice catch. i forgot to add tackling in that first row.
struggled to decide whether or not marking should be in that first row as well, heading would also be good as well.
>>63695488
>5am this morning
as opposed to 5am this evening?
>Nouveau Chateau
>>63695530
I guess its to indicate that it was not yesterday morning or the day before etc
>implying Vardy was onside
shit call.
>>63695590
ok, i can see that.
chat shit get banged
VARDY
10 in a row, one more and he has the most consecutive games scored in in the EPL
>Man poo next week
Will be a fun watch as they park the bus to preserve van Nistelrooy's record
>>63695617
>tfw at least 3 of Vardy's goals now this season were due to bad refereeing calls
does he intimidate the refs into allowing his record to continue?
>>63695698
nah, mehtinks that most are just inept.
can't decide if refs are more incompetent now than they've ever been, or if the improvements in viewing games live has just highlighted their mistakes in HD and slow-mo.
>>63695698
It's one big conspiracy to increase Vardy's market value.
Benzema gets jailed and Real will be forced to buy le tap in englishman.
Are Leicester elite?
Oh well, time to get wrecked in the playoffs
>>63695770
maybe Vardy is a product built by the English FA to try to boost grass-roots footy
>Hey look at this guy who was in the lower-leagues but is now breaking records in the EPL! This could be you!
----------- Vardy ----------
Suarez-Messi-Neymar
Literally the best front 4 in history will be there next season. Can't wait
>>63695800
Go prepare for MotD Gary
>>63695831
I don't think that's a bad thing though.
http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/34883935
>Jamie Vardy top scorer
>this ManU squad are top of the table
>Arsenal wasted ANOTHER spot in the CL
>Tottenham fans actually have hope this season
>the "Premier" League
>quality
i want to get off this ride.
>>63695978
why would you want to get off any ride where Klopp has just stepped into the drivers seat
>>63696005
i'd like to fast forward to the end of January, or the end of the season. i feel like there's going to be some growing pains for the time being.
>>63696005
>drivers seat
At most he has stepped into the queue for a pedalo at the local waterpark
>All these reserve teams
Disgusting
>>63696106
that's the English Football League future there m9
>>63696168
It will never happen in our lifetime
>Jamie Vardy the "form man in Europe"
>who are Lewa, Auba, and Nerman
>>63696203
we shall see.
>>63696227
English football below the top tier is simply too big for it to happen.
EASY
This should be good
>gardshit out
>aston villel
>Werder Bremen
>Villa
>Arteta
wew la
>norwich parking the bus this hard
nervous desu
>>63696529
aaaaaaaaand there's the goal
>me
This is the worst answer. How is Garth Crooks still employed as a pundit?
>>63696653
cos he's black desu
>>63696653
Not really the worst thing Garth Crooks has said.
>Ulloa finally off the mark this season
>mfw I thought 2/1 for him to be Leicester's top scorer this season was unbelievable
How did i know i would get Dortmund?
Hey guys long time fm/cm player since 94. How is the latest version?
In terms of
Bugs
Gameplay
Tactics and training
>>63696960
>implying you're past Augsbug yet
>implying they're past Hannover yet
>>63696832
best value i've ever seen in betting was Papiss Cissé 20/1 to be newcastle's top scorer last season
>Aguero starts
>Benteke and Sturridge on the bench
Definitely rip Klopperpool
>letting a zipperhead score on you
>>63697128
SUPERSUBS TWO BE HONEST FAMILY
>FARCENAL
>Cathorla
Is there a point in the french league anymore? PSG is going to break Lyons 7 titlle record.
PSG should join la liga tbqh
will Newcastle go down?
>Leeds' Gaetano Berardi and Rotherham's Leon Best are both sent off following an altercation at Elland Road. Berardi isn't happy and knocks a linesman's flag from his hand
kek
Gonna webm that as soon as I find a vid
>>63697320
>There will never be an Elite League that consists of the top 4 teams from the top 5 leagues
Why live
>That raith choke
kill me now
>>63697344
Hopefully
>>63697320
See Celtic and Scotland. Celtic worst they've been in decades but such little competition they're still gonna win the league. France will just end up that way, can imagine PSG getting a lot shitter in years to come but still winning the league easily.
>>63697344
Nah Leicester are decent this season and Newcastle have shown in a few games they have a dent side they just have trouble putting together a good performance over a full 90 mins. Once injuries subside a bit and McClaren knows the team a bit better I fancy them to move up the table a bit. Definitely 3 worse teams in the prem than them.
>>63697021
I'm ok with this
>>63697526
Promotion happening 2bh
tfw your team stops scoring and the losses keep coming
>this season Prem led by Leicester on top
Maybe they are not the best in term of competing ability in European tournament. But I swear there is no leagues in the world as entertaining as them.
>tfw seeing the likes of Ian Cathro and Karl Hooper being top level coaches in their 20s
i-i'll be like them one day too right trb?
It's happening
>>63697872
Time for Berlin wall in defence
>Garry Monk is going to be sacked if he doesn't end the Leicester meme
;_;
>>63697913
We don't do defensive
>Remove Moyes
>Beat Sevilla
Will the media finally concede Moyes just isn't very good?
>>63697994
Mr Jommo put up that wall
>tfw Steve Kean is doing trb IRL
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34891442
>announcers saying it's cold in Madrid
>check the temp
>it's 10C/50F
>implying that's cold
pussies.
>>63698023
No need, it was never in doubt
Can i sign those cheesy african regens in the dritte liga?
>>63698118
Neat.jpg
>>63698125
>tfw snow already
>>63697984
Would be a poor decision imo.
>>63698361
>Snow forecast yesterday
>Get excited
>Rain
Every single time
>El Clasico and City/Liverpool on at same time
>Juventus/AC Milan and Federer/Wawrinka on at same time later
hoorayyyyy.
>>63698361
6-12 inches supposedly coming my way tomorrow. definitely NOT looking forward to it.
>>63698361
It would be an absolutely abysmal decision to sack monk. Our problems can be pinpointed to
>Rely too much on midfield and strikers are not very good
>no squad depth in defence
>too much fear of squad rotation
>NO FRANCK TABANOU COME ON LAD HE'S A BEAST
>>63698125
>You will never see a fat topless Real fan protesting Benitez in sub zero temperatures
Spain is so plastic
>>63698429
>6-12 inches supposedly coming my way tomorrow. definitely NOT looking forward to it.
Lots of lubricant, slowly work your way up finger by finger until you're comfortable. Have fun Chilly.
>>63698429
>6-12 inches supposedly coming my way
>>63698475
>those HD fatty goosebumps
BARF
>>63698476
ha. ha. haaaaaaa. classic YD.
>>63698475
>3500x2316
why
>>63698528
He is not YD
>>63698577
dubs for truth.
Haha time for debts
>Olympiastadion
Cool
>>63698609
>486k
ripip
SUARGOAT STRIKES AGAIN
>>63698609
classic user db
>>63698732
Are you implying it's not realistic for a team with an average attendace of 500 to rent a 70,000 seater stadium?
>>63698684
inb4 you have an aneurysm over Lovern doing dumb shit
>plastic fan cam
Neat
>>63698840
>Who are queens park
>>63698854
>implying i haven't reached a state of ennui over that
nothing he will ever do will surprise me anymore. aside from becoming a competent centre-half.
toplol
MANGALA OG
A
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G
A
L
A
O
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jesus fuck Nerman, you almost snuck that one in.
>Leicester literally are going to be top of the league 1/3rd of the way in
all these spanish players are so crybabies especially barca
>CRonaldo throwin 'bows
frustrated la?
City defense is terrible, where is Ottamendi?
>>63699473
p much guaranteed that sweet, sweet PL money again. i'm sure they're happy about that.
QTINHO!!!!!!!!
pfft just when city were getting on top
>shitty
2-0
the most dangerous lead
fuck sake Nerman. get in.
>poo madrid
>fat spanish waiter
>Arsenal and City letting Leicester and United rule the table
Bloody hell.
>Ster£ing catching all this shit
B-E-A-UTIFUL
>Maximum of 3 Over-23 Players
Wait what?
>>63699986
>U S E R D B
Messi who?
>>63700011
Messi is his last name. He is a forward for FC Barcelona
Leicester are going to win the league lads.
HOLY FUCK FIRMINGOAT
GOT DAMN QTINHO
>>63700005
IT's cool, it ony applies to B teams
>shitty
my fucking face when i benched coutinho on my fantasy epl team
why are City playing without a defence?
Really lovely work by Neymar and Suarez
christ on a bike Firmino, put it in.
>>63700317
it's gorgeous really. should've scored there.
>>63700317
Apart from lack of goal
Jeezus it should be 0-5
City are such a weird team, some days they don't show at all. Christ above.
>>63700395
Which one?
>>63700515
The leading team
>Lucas with his typical needless yellow
should really place a $100 bet every match on it, i'd hit more than miss.
>Every player i scout is 10x better than anyone in my squad
This can't be good
>>63700729
Guessing no money too thanks to the stadum expansion
what a strike Aguero.
what's the difference between a DLF S and a false 9?
>be Icelandic team Tindastoll
>Watford make a 1m Euro offer for my striker Sigurður Aðalsteinsson
>chairman accepts it without consulting
>I protest and threaten to leave my post if he's sold
>chairman agrees to cancel the transfer
>Continue into the next day
>"Watford sign Aðalsteinsson"
Comebacks on las
>>63700317
Told you all that Barcelona is better off without missi
Also if Ronaldo doesn't score I'll be disappointed enough to leave forever.
>>63700818
their names and roles
>>63700800
Not too bad, i have £15kpw in spare wages but i need to sign about 5 or 6 players with that
>>63700891
pls let him not score.
>>63700818
false 9 takes shots from long range more often and plays usually further back than a dlfs
that sounds way too close to DILF ew
wait that was 45 minutes already?
fuck that was fast.
>>63700929
>implying he will actually go away
Stop giving him attention
>>63701008
i enjoy egging him on sometimes 4bh.
>Marcelo
>>63700929
This is why I hate el classico at times. Diving is one thing but that's just fucking disgusting.
Get up you fanny
He hit it hard enough
>that SuarGOAT backheel
>that Iniesta goal
nice.
>>63701394
seriously couldn't agree more. not to mention Madid's penchant for being on the Stoke edge at times.
>>63701476
His name is Neymar
>>63701508
Neymar had the assist? neat.
Messi coming on now.
>>63701508
Hello YerDinner
>>63701637
Hello
How are you?
>yellow for that tackle by Can
fuck off ref.
>>63701758
I am good thank you.
You?
>>63701814
I am good too, bit tired though
>>63701859
Go to sleep then my friend!
>>63701892
Thanks for the advice but i just ordered some pizza, would be a bit silly to go to bed now
How goes save?
>>63701932
What kind of pizza?
>>63701932
Put pizza in fridge for tomorrow, cold pizza is always better!
It goes okay, shitty match engine still makes me angry.
With all these good matches going on one seems to be getting overlooked so just a short and simple >Bayern so we have that covered.
>Bayern
>>63702014
>cold pizza is always better!
>>63701992
Honestly don't know, some kebabplace had a pizza with the descriptions 'chefs surprise'
probably cum in the sauce or something, we'll see
>>63702014
I respect your opinion but alas i cannot agree with it. While cold pizza isn't bad by any stretch of the imagination fresh and hot pizza is almost always better
>Barcleona's defense
L E L how have the not conceded yet??
>>63702063
>drawing with Schalke
let's see if it holds.
>>63702106
Pizza in the morning after a night out is the best pizza lad
>>63702014
>cold pizza is always better!
>>63702178
>'chefs surprise'
Why did you think this would be a good idea?
mfw missed out on best youth with 200 potential and the team who got him spent 2k
>Firmino
come onnnnnnnnnn
>>63702250
Wanted to try something new, m-maybe it will be good
>>63702312
how would you know this without being an FMRTE/Genie Scoutfag?
>m4drid
SUARGOAT YOU CHEEKY CUNT
>the city of Madrid
Watching The Office for the 3rd time, I've only now realized how much of a bitch Dawn is and how badly she fucks over Tim.
Meanwhile my save is going well, just won promotion to the Championship with Donny Rovers.
>swap from Madrid/barca to city/Liverpool at HT
>miss more goals
the El Clasico thread is classic shitposting /sp/ of old. what a gem.
>>63702680
Full of trips and asses
>>63701992
Doner, chicken, shawarma, onion, pepper, mushroom
Thanks chef
>>63702742
Sounds nice. Any sauce on it?
>>63702733
whereas /trb/ is just full of trips
baka
>>63702742
>mushrooms in general
>mushrooms on a pizza
Ronaldo will score, I'm sure of it.
>>63702742
Send me a piece of it.
>>63702850
>not liking mushroom on pizza
Shit's amazing.
>Schalke
>STRAIGHT RED
>HALAL MADRID
Claudio Bravo is having an unreal match.
>>63702876
right.
>Isco
>>63702791
No but they did give a cup of garlic sauce and a sambal one
>>63702908
pick one
>>63702979
>>63702977
I put the wrong second half on
>>63703125
looks less like pizza and more like cat vomit
>>63703125
>a cup of sambal
Nice. I'll take the one with the most amount of mushroom please. With the sambal.
>>63702876
whoops, meant this one.
>>63703168
what?
>>63703125
Looks pretty tasty
>>63703236
Presumably he is watching City Liverpool where nothing has happened in the 2nd half
So, why did Ancelotti get fired again?
holy Simon MigNeuerlet
>>63703297
>not streaming one on your TV and one on your external monitor
CELEBRATE
>benteke
Why did he just stop?
>>63703236
Switched at HT from bernabau to etihad
MARTIN FUCKING SKRTEL LAD!
>>63703408
CURRENT STATUS: CELEBRATING.
>>63703408
Now this is something to be thankful for in this Thanksgiving.
what if leicester win the PL
Whatever, I never hated on Suarez.
Ronaldo is still better than missi, Barcelona has better players than Madrid.
Actually, now that the systembaby is gone Barcelona is doing much better.
Ronaldo also has a better shot-goal conversion ratio than missi. Barcelona is just lucky he's gone. That's it.
Later losers, just saying
>>63703572
they'll be celebrating in the streets, all 50 people there in the city
>>63703572
Vardy will probably get a statue.
Also /sp/ will have a melt down.
>>63703656
50 people in the street, 50,000 in the mosques and temples
SIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
>>63703595
>Ronaldo also has a better shot-goal conversion ratio than missi
Well that isn't true. But no matter either way, see you pal.
>>63703595
>ignoring that beautiful assist for SuarGOAT's second goal.
au revoir, autisto.
>>63703696
Wow racist
>>63703768
Leicester has a large Asian population
>>63703750
That's offside though, as was the second goal.
It doesn't matter though, Madrid got outplayedx.
>>63703851
much to Jamie Vardy's chagrin
i'm a happy camper
>>63703989
ich auch.
>>63703989
after a 4-0 clásico loss for madrid we all should be happy campers
>>63703944
2nd goal was onside. Feet was behind last defender
>>63703989
Did you meet some on on grindr
>>63703989
I'm bloody furious desu. I'm relying on tottenham to make my weekend good.
>>63704069
>only feet matter during offside
no
>>63703944
it was onside, you're blinded by hate.
>>63704037
>Madrid loses
>City loses
the caliphate will NOT be happy. i, however, and thrilled by this goal.
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>>63704111
>>63704078
>>63704037
pleased with both 4 goal hauls tonight but also that somehow after being sacked by watford I landed the west brom job after Poolis got sacked for finishing 17th
perhaps that run of 19 points from a possible 27 at the end made them realise I'm GOAT