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Good pic.
Miring this edition. The cunt who makes these is usually a nostalgic churchillian
There going to be a new Euan out soon. Hearing he got a photo with the lads last night
remember to watch your caffeine intake lads
Has no one on here figured out how to make money off dota yet? You lids and your footy...makes me sick.
>>63682018
Spurs point spread
Oilers over 5
>>63682069
Post tips please
>>63665417
That was me senpai. Desperate for one.
>>63682069
>this attention seeking
>>63682084
That's not attention seeking...THIS is attention seeking LOL
>>63682109
It's literally nothing special, you make your pick and continue to lump on
>>63682082
Go to Argentina or find one on the internet/tinder.
There probably arent that many Argie girls where you are.
>being this much of a degenerate addict
>>63682115
Took me a little while to get it, then had a little giggle. Cheers.
>>63681983
>>63682123
Flying over the South Atlantic ocean is a big fear of mine.
>>63682127
Lottery is on a saturday isnt it?
>>63682151
They're on euromillions
>>63682127
The only buzz mackers gets nowadays is to dress like a girl and take darkie dick bareback up his smelly hairy arse.
>yfw Mackers wins Euromillions
Ok, fine. Instead of shit posting I'll give a tip: EG to beat OG tomorrow in the lower bracket final is a lock mates.
EG has far superior individual skill on their lane matchups:
Universe > MoonMeander
Sumail > Miracle
Arteezy > NoTail.
Also, EG has superior drafting tactics. OG are very limited in their draft because if they don't get the Tiny/Wisp combo they will have a hard time pulling off a win. If the game is remotely close, EG will win. Even if they do get their Tiny/Wisp combo, EG will play around it and beat it.
Secret to beat EG in the final is highly likely.
There. Now go out there and grab some shekels from based365.
>>63682362
yfw Daniel Widdowson wins and keeps the winnings to himself
When are australian lower leagues starting again?
Uncomfy to get out of bed that early but value is value.
>>63682437
Right cheeky lad you are
>>63682437
What is this?
>>63682553
asianconnect BEGGING mackers to get his solicitor involved
>>63682395
1.45 on pinnacle and mara, on
>>63681450
MACKERS
A
C
K
E
R
S
>Dortmund
>Lyon
Bookies FEASTING
Imagine being Finnie and having to fuck a skinnyfat albino just so you've got somewhere to live. I bet she's out shagging behind his back most nights. Might get down to Cheltenham to see if I can see her out
>>63682651
Dortmund will come back tho, seems like every week they go a goal or 2 behind then go on to win the match.
>>63682660
>spotting an Asian in Cheltenham
Yeah about that
>>63682651
Dortmund are only ever worth laying tb h
Imagine not having a punt on Ecuador
Thoughts on QPR?
>>63682826
Tinpot London club. wanker fans, squad of mercenaries, bottom
>>63682826
Imagine not having a punt on them
>>63682651
FEASTING
QPR please
>>63682673
>tfw won a few bets off backing dortmund comebacks but went for o3.5 after the first goal this time
can't imagine how many student slugs are clutching their accys at this moment tbqh
on general diaz overs aswell, nothing to play for, pretty end to end so far
Imagine not being large on Guyana to score
>>63682976
1st goal odds dropped from 3.60 to 2.87 after I took them, not sure if there's much value left in them
Imagine STILL not punting on Ecuador
TOP 5 MOST -VE THINGS
Going to uni (unless a decent one)
Having kids
Getting married
Buying a new car
Following Macker's main group bets
>>63683183
Getting a dominoes
Any shrewdies about?
How's the skedge looking tomorrow?
IMAGINE not punting on QPR right now @15.
Insane amounts on Ecuador
>>63683183
Following Euan's ''tips''
>>63682407
Why is it value
>Jamaican odds bouncing like crazy
>1.95 gradually dropping to 1.72 and back up to 2.05 in about a 2 minutes
>back stan right before the break
>start watching the match after placing bet
>stan starts the spaghetti and loses break at 5-3 deuce
>keep watching until tiebreak
>SCAM gets to 4-2, and I hedge my stan bet
>SCAM loses the next 5 points in a row to lose 4-7
i can only blame myself for doubting stan the man and believing SCAM, hopefully he loses this set too and pisses off to his davis cup
>>63683183
'no'
>>63683228
Euan tips have been fairly good recently
IMAGINE not being able to log into betfair
>>63683183
>getting a half coke down the pub
mackers livid, tears
STAN THE MAN
>>63683524
caps
a
p
s
Ecuador, Goal, Air, Etc ...
>>63683293
Spag round 2 incoming
here we go lids, bbc4
>>63683887
looks shite tbhonest
farce
imagine being on /bet/ on a Friday night
>>63683976
Can't go out, big morning tomorrow.
UP LIFECHANGING AMOUNTS FROM GUYANA
>>63683998
What time should I get up?
>>63684019
>Only took DC
Still up good but could've been UAC
need one more each in the diaz, atletico go and guyana slags match, the shakes are multiplying
>>63684047
One should be up by 7am every morning, religiously
>>63684151
zzz, each math had a goal in the 80s, each was the last one, 365 you such a tease
>>63684217
I usually have a lay in until 8 on the weekends. I do a few stretches and then embark on my morning walk.
>they aren't on the Mexican fix
>>63684349
tip it if you like
Large staking Macae Esporte DnB
>>63684486
already on before and o12.5 corners
already pissed because i missed the race 9 cause those cunts had to have 3 in a row while i deposited
Judging u4.25 in NZ u20, bit too high for me.
Sticking with my luck in the A League by going Sydney DNB
mackers smashing lines and then tipping the withered remains, pmsl joker.
>>63684740
>greeningup
>lockinginprofit
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go on Facebook tomrrow if you're in PGA.
Made some big bucks on Georgetown. Really like VCU +10. Medium play. Also a cheeky Benjamin on eastern Tennessee state +24.
hoping for some recovering, been dire today
goals p l z
>>63684887
are you the guy from amager?
Matt Howard
19 mins
On South Florida to win in the NCAAF College American Football quite big
On Puerto Rico women +1.25 from 1-0 down familys
>>63684783
What are planning?
>>63684903
no gladly im from odense
>>63685001
can't say
will post fix tomorrow morning
too much to prepare
>>63684876
What sport is this?
Can't seem to find them in American Football or Basketball
>>63685029
S H A K I N G
>>63681983
Everton
Valencia
Bayern
Ajax
CSKA Moscow
Lokomotiv Moscow
Sheffield Wed
PSG
Club Brugge
Galatasaray
where did I fuck up Lads?
>>63685030
college apehoop
Who /Racing/ here?
anyone want to make a groupme chat for american sports
>>63685155
zzzzzzzzzzz
>>63685332
There's already a Telegram group for that
>>63685343
what meme is this?
>>63685359
is oblivious american betting mainstream accys a meme already?
>>63684669
awwww tears buddy
>>63684669
Lost
>>63682069
bird
>>63682070
worm
>>63682082
worm
>>63682407
bird
>>63682651
worm
>>63682742
worm
>>63682826
worm
>>63682976
bird
>>63683183
bird
>>63683222
worm
>>63683224
worm
>>63683225
worm
>>63683265
bird
>>63683293
worm
>>63684486
>>63684602
birds
>>63684697
worm
>>63684876
worm
>>63684979
bird
>>63685155
worm
>>63682651
Anyone who knows anything about German football knows not to bet on Dortmund away at Hamburg
>>63685754
Anyone who knows anything about bettingl knows not to bet on Bundesliga
>>63684950
Ty on small. Looks good so far
>>63685542
Slug
Has anyone tried a martingale strategy? Seems like it would work quite well betting on golden state every game. Basically zero chance they lose say 5 straight.
>>63685968
WORM
>>63685968
Ya, but when they're @1.2 each game it doesn't really matter
>>63685968
the odds on golden state are often so short though that losing 1 out of 5 would wipe out your profit (assuming you use the same stake each time)
tipped Miss -4 and now it's already up to -6.5. Think the bookies are catching on to me....
>>63685982
Yeah it seems like it would work better in baseball where the ML odds are better. Haven't personally done it but betting on like the cardinals over a 6 game home stand seems pretty solid. Doubt they would get swept twice at home.
>hes won win away from his 5 team accumulator
>but what he didint bet on, was the long arm of the linesman
>but thats not gonna ruin his night, hes mr. brightside
>>63684950
ill took the 25 quid on betfair and couldnt be arsed looking elsewhere
UNC -6
Clemson -29
Wisconsin -10
Pitt -2
Arkansas -4.5
Navy -12.5
Oklahoma State -1
>>63686338
le favourites to cover man
>>63685311
comfy
>>63686409
Absolutely beautiful goal
what's the point of the wiki?
shouldn't it have advice or something?
>>63686452
SP made it to grab IPs
>>63686479
shrewd
well how about making some sort of beginner's guide?
I know I'm shit and losing money but at least I can explain how not to lose that much money and maybe go from there
>>63686587
Only bet when you know more than the bookies do on a match.
What's Uruguay like to live in?
Adam Scott should be comfy @1.7
>>63686587
I've posted this to you before but this is pretty much the best /bet/ beginners guide you'll get. Nobody is going to spoonfeed people here every step of the way cause they rarely get much in return if anything at all. Also people seem to care too much about >muh edge
>>63686614
uruguay is kinda nice though a bit boring. thanks to my job I've been to other south american countries and without a doubt it's the comfiest to live in
>>63686671
yeah, thanks, I saw it too. I was wondering why there wasn't any info on the wiki besides trips/unique flags
hands cuffed rebacking the + , 40 of us
life as a shrewdie shouldn't be so rough
wellington kids decided to keep all their scoring to the 2nd half. good lads,
So... If I bet $50 and win I get $500?
Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing losses, even if it leads nowhere?
>>63686671
This combined with a 'How to research efficiently' would be great.
*large play tomorrow* Virginia Tech +3.5
>>63686701
Is it true Uruguayans must pay when they want to leave the country?
>>63686671
How do you research though? Everyone here bullies you for using soccerway so what are you supposed to use?
>>63686772
Technically you get $550 ($500 + the $50 you wagered)
>>63686841
not really, where did you hear that?
we don't need even need a passport to travel to most of the other sa countries either
>>63686872
um google?
>>63686945
Yeah but what are you looking for that you can't find on soccerway? just any information about the game like possible injuries or something?
>>63686872
i'd like to hear some tips from the big boys on this aswell
I feel like i can do good research on my local games by checking out interviews, facebook pages,team websites, local sport websites, even opinions of fans or some columnist can play a small part
are there any hub sites where you can get info on less mainstream games?
are all the big boys part of a secret group where they share all the bits of information between them?
>>63687015
>are all the big boys part of a secret group where they share all the bits of information between them?
*laughs*
PGA?
PGA IS MY HOME BROTHER!
PGAAAAAAAAAAA!
PGA, WHERE I FIRST LEARNED HOW TO BET,
MACKERS DROPPING TIPS LIKE HE MAKES THEM GIRLS WET,
LOSES SOME BETS, GOES DOWN A CUNT,
BUT YOU KNOW A MACKERS TIP IS ALWAYS WORHT A PUNT,
TALKING ABOUT MY HOME PGA BROTHER!
THESE OTHER TIPPING GROUPS ARE JUST FAKE,
MACKERS DROP YOU AND MAKE YOU SHAKE,
FUCK ALL YOU HOES TRYING TO EAT MY BANKROLL,
DONT MAKE ME MAD OR ILL PUT YOU IN THE HOLE,
SO SO SHREWD, HE IS SO SO SHREWD
HIS NAME IS MACKERS, HE WILL LEAD US TO RICHES
ALL OF HIS FUCKING HATERS, ARE SCARED LITTLE BITCHES!
>>63686986
SÃ
>>63686872
Soccerway is fantastic and should be taken into consideration in every bet where possible. However you aren't going to know more than the bookies by looking at it for a couple minutes because they and the market has this info too. So you have to look further. For news and lineups use national FA websites or websites that just have all info such as ksi.is for Iceland or Euans favourite armsport.am for his Armenian bets. There is also team Facebooks and twitters for lineups. There's also free sites which throw up decent betsnow and again such as blogabet or wetteforum but still do a bit of your own research to make sure they've told you all the info. Any really good places you have to pay for obvious reasons. To help research use Google Chrome and translate the pages through it. Also translate first into the language of the country you're researching before typing searches in Google because typing in Tallinna Kalev team news wont get you anywhere. Just build up a good base knowledge and researching becomes much easier
You're lucky i'm in a good mood to give you winning tips today lids. Get on or drown in tears.
>>63687094
This is the best non-tip related post in the history of /bet/
>>63687098
>le no trip man
>>63687179
You'll make me blush lid, I've probably missed a couple pointers out that I can't think off the top of my head though. Shame it will probably go over the heads of everyone who doesn't know this stuff already
Portland Los Angeles o210
Colo Colo @ 1.7
Although they're slated as the away team, the match is actually taking place on neutral ground which is actually closer to Colo Colo. Palestino manager has already agreed to join San Lorenzo at the end of this campaign and the team's form has dropped since he started stepping out. Could see Colo Colo getting a couple of goals, so could back -0.75 @ 1.95 or -1 @ 2.2
>>63687094
good stuff there
looking back the idea of a functioning hub site where there would be information for non-mainstream matches relevant to tipsters is a bit unrealistic.
i became a bit demotivated when trying to research unknown leagues as i didn't know which match to look up stuff on, but i guess that comes with experience and knowledge of the league
>>63687417
I'd say that knowing different leagues is better than having extensive knowledge of one in particular
By comparing it's way, way easier to estimate odds better than bookies
For example I know loads about uruguayan leagues, but as I don't know about almost anything else, I can't really grasp if certain characteristics stand out
For example, if I were to know about let's say Scotland's league, by comparing now I would really be able to notice if uruguayan's league is actually that defensive, if last 10 minute goals are more common, if goals get less likely as the scoreboard increases or vice-versa, and so
Same with basketball, teams here I've noticed that about half of the time underperform on their first quarters, and blowouts aren't as common. Comparing to other leagues I've noticed that this is true
If I only cared about a league in particular I wouldn't be able to have a grasp of this. And it's really useful considering the engine for odds is developed for top leagues, not these ones. That's how I found out that after an abnormal streak of points here, the handicaps and totals about 75% of the time become a value bet, or when teams score 3 goals too quickly it doesn't mean there are '50% chances' of having 6 goals of more. But those are things that happen in my league, using this reasoning for others has netted me way more loses comparatively. It's experience I guess
Unreal. only wish I had gotten on larger
>>63687620
i would love to discuss this further but spurs just missed an open dunk on their last possession to fuck up my overs for fun, not to mention that euroleague 4th quarter in the rockets match, need sleep like oxygen
its snowing lads
>>63685754
I didn't bet them, just having a giggle
>>63686113
>won win
>>63688392
Chinese football team innit
found some decent mainstream value
>>63689237
no value there
>>63689237
correctly priced 2bh. Carrick, Martial, Fellaini and Valencia are all injured, and Rooney is ill.
0-0 CS is THE bet
>>63689237
>Watford only lost twice at home this season
>Utd only won half their away games this season
>Utd's 2nd highest scorer (Martial) out injured
>Rooney out injured
>Wilson not fit enough for 90 mins
>Utd with no strikers fit and low scoring this season anyway
>Watford expert bus parkers
Not saying you're definitely losing but no way I'd be going big on that.
U2.5 is only 1.5ish but probably the best bet you can make on that game.
Liverpool Over 4.5 corners @ 2.1 is tomorrow's mainstream special
>>63689540
today sorry, I haven't been to sleep yet
What a blooter in the Western Sydney game
>>63690376
tfw on unders
>>63690394
I-it can still end under 3, and tbf the blooter didn't count
Need live in play doto like A I R
>>63690447
Pls have sex
Who else wants to bet with me on over in goals in the Kitchee match?
>>63690460
u3.5 here
>>63690458
Lol with who? Natalie Portman? Fine.
>>63690460
small for addict reasons. only if/when o2.5 reaches evens
>>63690488
let's go m8
>>63690525
on lad.
>>63690476
>>63690488
>>63690525
>>63690531
Alright, let's do it, lads.
Let's hope there are only three goals so we can all win.
fucking degenerates, stop betting on over/under goals in soccer.
>>63690634
Spoonfeed me pls.
Western Sydney Wanderers t b h
>>63690639
I already posted a winning parlay, see above.
>>63690676
do you think they'll ever adjust dota odds?
>>63690718
They already improved a lot with their dota odds. Still, you can catch them.
KITCHEE
I
T
C
H
E
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Just one more pls.
>>63690797
well done lid
WAITING FOR LIVE IN PLAY DOTO!!!!!! SHAKING AT THE STAKES I"M ABOUT TO TRIGGER ON EG!!!!!!!!!!!!
You stupid Mohammaden euros are too frightened of arsenal-1, and Chelsea sw. Lowsy dripping infidel cuks....Wont even defend your home continent ffs!
>>63690851
>unironically backing Chelsea
>>63690861
pretty easy win this week, but will be hilarious if they lose or draw in this relegation battle match
Who here is getting ready for the extra large trigger on EG in 1 hour?
>>63690959
Even though I don't know what I'm doing in regards to E-Sport, my body is ready
There are people on /bet/ RIGHT NOW that don't blindly lump on first half overs in the Ayy-League
Perth glory vs sydney fc Btts @1.83
there are people on /bet/ right now who don't know that doto is free money on based365 LOL. Bookies BTFO LOL
>>63691062
you act as if you're doing something special when all you really do is lump large sums on the favourite at short odds. it's like saying "there are people on /bet/ right now who don't know that Bayern Munich is free money lmao bookies clueless!!!!"
>>63691062
M8 you were LITERALLY silent the other day when Newbee lost and fucked up your accy.
>>63691062
Are we betting EG to win the map or a whole match?
>>63691223
Wait and watch the early game. EG are big favourites but OG have been stepping up and won their last 2 elimination matches as the underdog.
EG killin em
Well guys, what did I tell you. EG is outclassing OG. Here are dota ranking for you shitters:
1. Team Secret
2. EG
POWER GAP
9999. Everyone Else
>>63691088
Lol, that was a sad day. The fucking Peruvian shitter team pulled off a miracle win. Sorry if my 90% dota accuracy isn't good enough for you lad. Better filter my posts.
Home come people watch games like lol and dota and not good to watch games like quake, I'd love to bet on it degeneratley.
>>63691456
no one plays quake and no one listens to nine inch nails
>>63691433
you killed my 20 loses in a row streak, succesfully saving me from suicide
15:15 Ascot - My Brother Sylvest - @18.5 (I took e/w here, more likely to get a podium spot than to win)
21:15 Wolverhampton - Bayan Kasirga @9.23
12:40 Haydock - Copper Birch @6.8
lets see if we get any good hits today
>>63691456
I don't really like watching fps. If you like it though you could check out CS:GO.
DotA is great to watch because of the complexity of the game. That's why it's great to bet on. The more you understand it, the better you can find value on various odds.
>>63691482
E/w over 7 is the way man, proven by many
EG = Bayern Munich
OG = Sunderland
>>63691484
Well fair enough but nah it does bother me that no reaction fps' are played competitively now, csgo is just too slow and filled with children.
>>63691494
Problem is that the more tryhard and reaction-based the game is, the less normies play and watch it. If it's too hard or complex they simply don't care much.
CSGO is the perfect mix since valve can push their shitty skins while the kids playing and watching tournys think they're leet for not playing CoD.
in what world does Vienna II vs Tatran kids o3.5 not win
>>63691488
Eh, most of my winners hit at 8 or 9 odds. Who said this?
If all of my bets were e/w I'd probably be up around the same amount in the long run. I might test this at the end of the month, swap all of my bets with e/w and see if I would have done better.
Only about a third of my losses this month so far have had a podium finish.
>>63691512
Aiden Monroe who is very good uses it but I think maybe it's cos getting monthly profits is more important to him than hitting less but bigger.
>CSKA Moscow -1 @ 1.8
o-ok
Wonder how much money canada and his worms lost prestaking EG on map 2
>>63691766
>tried to deposit and follow those tips since EG won 29-2 and moneyline is 1.11
>bank is declined
>watch match anyways
>americlap doto getting btfo, earthshaker literally jesus
almost fell for the canadian tips meme just like the /freemoney/ times
14:35 Lingfield - Lady Estella @8
also on Watford v Man Utd - draw half time and Man U full time @5.5 as a mainstream bet
>>63691810
Man Utd have no first team strikers
RB Leipzig -0.5
#large
u2.25
#medium
Any reason to not be on Swansea @ 2.0 vs Mememouth?
>>63691865
Swansea are in dreadful form
>>63691805
lol, they are still going to win. don't have any doubt. they got cocky in game 2 and picked a tinker, a hero that is NEVER picked in pro dota, only in shit tier pub games. As long as they don't do a stupid draft they will win game 3.
Hup
>>63691815
Which is why I don't think that they'll be any goals until the second half, where Man U will probably scrape a goal or two. Or it'll just be a 0-0 draw
>>63691879
For the record, I lost $370 on map 2.
>>63691894
i cashed out and rebacked og to minimise losses
>>63691880
Surreal. Please let me kek on your cute little cock while we bet together
>>63691879
>>63691894
hope it works out for you lid, i don't trust ppd the draft meme master
only bovada has semi in-play e-sports (for dota at least, and only after maps)
don't got any money on the games, just watching for entertainment
>>63691910
Sure
>>63691910
>>63691925
That's gay
>>63691941
insecure fagget detected
I bet none of you listened to my advice and bet on under 1.5 rounds in Kato/Manhoef last night
>>63691946
I'll show you who's an insecure faggot
*unzips dick*
>>63691914
Ya, it will work out. EG won't allow a meme team like OG to beat them. They always drop 1 game in Bo3's. They lost a game to Fnatic for fuck's sake. EG has this, no question.
>>63691969
this seems all too familiar with federer and /freemoney/ bankrolling him vs ramos vinolas, where federer lost set 1 in a tiebreaker which is when /freemoney/ rebacked him, won set 2 but lost set 3 leading to him never posting again
who has the better lineup this match MetaKnight?
dat last pick magnus...FUCKING BRILLIANT. PPD is the million dollar captain guys.
Large staking Tammeka Tartu -0.5 from 0-1
>>63692039
Horses, footy and tennis only sorry lad
>>63692073
It's fine guys. I will just win money on this alone.
>>63692048
Rebacking -0.25 large
>>63692094
Odds on EG rising... How bad is it
>>63692094
good double kill
Copper Birch odds have moved to 3.9 favourite
You will never bet on the President's Cup again
>>63691966
Your penis has a zip?
>Haven't been on /bet/ in a while
>A bunch of new trips
>I wonder what they have to say
See you in 2016, /bet/
>>63692237
and lost
Relax guys, as high as the odd goes. EG will win. If you ever see it go above 2.0 bet LARGE
>>63692246
>>63692288
Hows the group going liddo
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Have won two bets already today called mum and promised her a new cutlery set on monday, told her that the skedge is looking good for the rest of the day as well.
What's the /Bet/ acca for today
>>63692279
odds are 2.25 on 365, but I don't see EG winning after down 2 rax, even with farmed AM
>>63692386
Good lad
>>63692386
why are you trying so hard to imitate the teenage britkek memers?
TOP DOTA TIPS LEL
>>63692279
Surreal
>>63692434
le reddit dane
>>63692434
Begone child.
>>63692279
How much are you down for the last 3 hours?
>prices STILL holding
Shaking lads
>>63692487
Are you gonna tip or aftertime
>>63692279
I'm considering suicide, you might wanna do the same
eye-watering odds this morning on man u to win, hope you all got on it
>>63692434
Are you the unfunny academic dane or the other dane?
If you are dane why are you not posting info about danish games?
Also, please have sex.
small on al ahli dubai to win the afc champions league final @3
0-0 in the first leg and after HT, game is pretty equal, away goals count
bookies have overrated guangzhou since I can remember and odds @3 for al ahli is a gift imo
>Sheffield Wednesday @ 2
someone is going to get fired for this blunder
Shaking at this Metta price
>betting mainstream post international break
Might as well back Aston Villa desu
That was painful to watch...EG completely fucked up at the end. It was a risk all along that they could lose a bad initiation at the end and not have time to recover.
Reminds me of Moussassi vs. Hall fight in UFC a few months ago.
Sorry lads. I lost $1000 total on this series. Still plenty of time to recover. Money management gents. That's the key.
>>63692580
why
>there are people out there who claim mackers isn't dedicated to his job
what a man
>>63692657
>le crash and kill innocents man
>>63692682
He is clearly in the passenger seat
>>63692682
Passenger seat m8
>tfw missed the opava u19 value
It's going mainstream, oh happy day.
>Betting on Hull
>>63692698
>>63692706
Forgot you brits have your steering wheel on the other side, what a world we live in.
>>63692742
Wouldn't trust that rball desu
>>63692760
SHAKING
>>63692652
Odds are probably a bit off because Huddersfield just got in some Dortmund youth manager.
Sheffield Wednesday are one of the most solid home teams in the league vs. one of the worst away teams. But who knows with new managers etc. I would stay away from LARGE STEAKS but it's quite juicy odds
>>63692775
Look how much of the dash you can see, would be world's smallest steering wheel if it were behind the laptop.
have a job interview on monday, think i'll just skip that and bet on chinese 3rd league
>>63692657
post mackers sucking off frankie
had to sweat $600 on a random tennis slag to hold serve thanks to that canadian esports asshole, it won, but fuck you
>>63691833
ez money
Trencin to beat ruzomberok @1.8
trencin is by far the best slovakian team, ruzomberok's only win in last 5 came against rock bottom skalica
I see trencin very motivated here. ruzomberok stole a point from them at home earlier, the coach turned 40 yesterday and the club are organizing a train trip to ruzomberok for the fans after not doing one in a while.
You can get tham @1.90 on mybet, i'd say 1.65-1.7 would be the proper price, trencin will go balls deep here
Oxford United FC @OUFCClive 41m41 minutes ago
Dagenham set to make Football League history as injuries force them to give debut to 14 year old keeper Steve Fudge.
>>63693228
oh fudge
>>63693228
Sounds like bullshit. That twitter's not their official one and has about 100 followers.
>>63693304
Dagenham has about 100 followers
BOOM
BANTERED
>>63693318
That's an Oxford account you melt and their main one has 30,000+
>>63693140
there's no need to be upset. but don't worry, i'm not going to post any more tips. no need to jinx them by posting them on this cursed thread.
I'll just post my "settled bets" screen caps for you ;)
>>63693348
dac got roll on oxford
>>63693348
Cousins is a class keeper
>>63693348
Tears, mugs SPAT out. Rossy boy using his connections again.
>>63693363
should have taken overs lid, last placed team at home against 2nd, i mean that just stinks
>>63693356
goo goo gaa gaa
>>63693356
>I'll post me lumping on a 1.4 favourite
K den m8
next 3 posts are /bet/'s muggy accy
>>63693558
Dagenham clean sheet
>>63693558
Wigan -1 EH @2.6, DOES NOT LOSE.
>>63693558
team secret
>>63689237
ripip
>>63689237
oh america
fuck off united i was on unders REEEEEEEEE
I CANNOT SPAKE
>>63689237
Lucky as fuck la
>>63689237
that stress would take a few years off your life
>>63689237
triggered, enjoy your feast worm
unspeakable sums on trencin, going out for the time of the match to increase life expectancy
Unibet gives a free livebet on El Clasico where you get your money back if you lose your livebet. Are you actually allowed to exploit that for free money (for example bet on "X2" in advance and livebet on "1" or do you figure that's against the rules?
WHATS THE BET FRIENDS
>>63693990
It's probably against the t&cs but bet365 does that offer a lot and don't actually do anything about people that exploit it as far as I'm aware
>>63693990
I don't see it. Is it only for euros?
How do i know if something will be carried in play if it's on the schedule
>>63694032
They have a t&c on the actual campagin page where they don't mention it. But at the bottom they state the the general terms and condition also apply.
I just read the general terms and conditions and found out it's against the rules.
Goodbye free money -_-
>>63694093
dunno mate
Can't stop topping up on Newcastle +0.25, downright sickening amounts on this bet
So what's the general consensus on El Clasico? I know it's for mugs but since I get a free bet I'm gonna go for it.
>>63694239
0.0 Barca
Insane amounts riding on Newcastle +0.25
>>63694168
>>63694239
Can't you just do the 365 free bet exploit on it?
>>63694270
>>63694218
le whinge about shitposting even though he's the biggest shitposter man
>>63694218
>>63694270
really? with Elliot in goal I'm not so sure
>>63694270
>>63694218
Leicester are going to win though
>>63694295
That's not me, he's the one that always whinges at me and my gimmick
>>63694245
this tbhonest famisher
>>63694218
Why not just put one big bet on it?
>>63694291
I figure it's against their rules as well.
>>63694343
Because I have a serious problem
>>63694168
Do a DNB in advance and then bet on the other team in play. Technically not guaranteeing you money because you don't win any if it ends in a draw
small lay on Arsenal
mackers on swansea -0.5
Jamie Vardy's gonna have a party, bring the charlie
>tfw couldn't bet on Chicharito to score any time because I fell asleep after the Kitchee match
JUST
U
S
T
>>63694304
Not sure where this meme came from but Elliot isn't even that bad
Leicester draw no bet?
>>63694447
???
>>63694447
Newcastle +0.25 you stupid slug
>>63694447
Leicester & BTTS
>>63694350
its against 365s technically but you can just plead ignorance on live chat ("I really fancied the 15 year old wonderkid to have a start today and be first goalscorer, honest!") if they ever called you out on it but if they're anything like 365 they just won't.
Either take the risk or don't but I think you'd be foolish not to try it.
>>63694471
Enjoy losing your money
>>63694510
pmsl get this penny punting weekend warrior thinking he knows more about premier league football than me
Where the fuck is DNB option on Unibet???
>>63694560
Jesus wept, ask r/soccerbetting you prat.
>>63694543
I'll be pmsl when you're crying about how you're "down unreal" later 2bh
>>63694582
Good luck on your £2 accumulator slug!
>>63694609
I almost certainly have a bigger bankroll than you 2bh mate
surreal
>>63694582
Bird
>>63694609
Worm
>the Southern parts of Hampton
Yo, really need help here. Anyone jumped on the thai league cup game? It seems tove gotten take off of jew completely, did anyone get any refunds or anything? How did it even end lol
>>63694637
I highly highly doubt that but whatever helps you sleep at night lmao
>>63694398
>mackers
utter utter
>>63694425
he's really not that good either, he did play well in the last game though
down UNREAL
>>63694398
U N R E A L
>>63694699
post yours famalam
Is Mou done if he douesnt win today?
>>63694560
It took like 2 seconds for me to find and I don't even use unibet regularly.
2.06 Barca DNB
1.8 Real DNB
>>63694742
zzzzzzzzzzzz boring
>>63694742
jelly if legit 2bh
>>63694779
I was looking for it on a livebet.
>>63694789
It's not
>>63694810
What game?
>>63694832
chealse nowrich
Wow, not one reply. Fucl all of you honest to god.
>>63694830
>this mad that you got showed up
you'll get there one day buddy
>>63694847
They have a shockingly limited range of in play markets. Don't think you can make it happen in play.
>>63694900
Not the same person you mong
dat glentoran rball
>>63694900
Why don't you invest in real estate or something?
>>63694881
If at the beggining of your post you typed something like E U A N or Surreal Mackers they would have replied. oh and also you shouldve attached completely unrelated random low res picture, like a coke can cut in half. makes sense?
>>63694939
i would guess slower returns and not as interesting as watching sports
MACKERS
SURREAL
>>63694881
>>63694940
Or maybe nobody knows.
Bloody gypsies. Piss off.
>>63694694
>Anyone jumped on the thai league cup game?
No
>It seems tove gotten take off of jew completely, did anyone get any refunds or anything?
No idea.
>How did it even end
I don't know.
>>63694881
Feel better now?
>>63694940
GOOD BOY
>didn't reback Everton
feel sick
Reading Reading Reading
>>63694967
That shit bet is still losing though
swansea @ 5.50 folks
>they are not on Norwich
absolute surreal tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmwGGLrDvfE
MACKERS
>>63695145
Did peple like this unironically?
>>63695360
m8 that was a tune and a half in the late 90s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa74OesRIl
LADS LADS LADS
>>63695504
>this video does not exist
>>63695504
>this video does not exist
DOWN UNREAL AMOUNTS, NEED RENT MONEY ASAP
>>63694470
pls
>>63695504
Account banned to, Mackers must have reported it, it was him sucking off Frankie.
chelsea 1.52 anyone?
>>63694940
this
>2015 /bet/
don't even know why i'm still here
Leicester 200 to win the league on the exchange. Dizzying price.
>They're not on the orient
>>63695715
Don't bet on Chelsea this season you fucking mong.. Do you even watch football?
>mfw norwich at 9.00
>>63695732
is this real life
smacked
>>63695771
No, actually
>>63695806
Bet on something you understand and don't trust any of the retards in these threads
When did Danes become the worst posters on /bet/?
PSG?
>>63695889
Need the Swede with the big roll to come and crack some Danish skulls.
*laughs*
PGA?
>>63695889
When the marxist weeaboo who wants to be fucked in the arse by a dominatrix joined
>>63695889
Not long after Lithuanians mostly disappeared after being the worst posters in /bet/
One might even suggest a certain ShitPoster who is handy with a proxy might be behind all this.
>>63695996
Get a life you fucking freak
>>63694940
/bet/ has and always will be a british circle jerk lads
>>63695996
Is this an original or a parody of another song?
>>63696047
Don't pretend you're not British.
>>63696047
80% of the brit posters here are just embarrassing, the face that most posters are 20+ just makes it more so
>>63696063
Dual citizen of Ireland and Australia m8
>Glentoran
>>63696093
The only embarrassing posters are whinging little slugs like you crying because you aren't being spoonfed
>>63696144
Don't need spoon-feeding mong
who here big boy?
Dying to see a 'Rossy Boy goes to Japan' episode desu.
S I A U L I A I
I
A
U
L
I
A
I
>>63696028
Why so angry?
did anyone get on trencin? special steak SW and small on -2.5 here
my mind needed this more than my roll desu, was genuinely crushed after losing 5 in a row in the most obscene fucking ways
>>63696343
zzzzzzzz
>>63696343
yes, was on small cheers
>>63696343
got on -1 @2.15
>>63696359
Away! Away!
Back to PGA!
I give up on football, can't commit to anything although my paper bets have all won. sticking to part time i guess
>>63696470
zzzzzzzz do you ever get bored of being a dullard?
Both to score in Real vs. Barcelona is the bet, tbf senpai
>>63696380
>>63696393
nice to hear that, thought about getting small on senica @5, but zilina is pretty much camping in their third so i'd stay off that, maybe if the flow of the game changes
>>63696670
mfw based laudrup in da house
>>63696661
what's your issue anon, are you sad that I also didn't instruct you to go large on trencin? that I didn't tell you to get small on higher handis aswell?
>>63696861
I don't care about your sluggy mainstream bets you scruffy meff, I just hate the shitposting dullard who whinges about shitposting
>>63696897
awww, keep on rball twitching u19 sri lankan slags
inb4 norwich goal
>Arsenal
lel
need a corner in the chelsea match like AIR
Best bet on the Man City game? Over 2.5?
>>63697335
liverpool SW
>>63697335
Draw
>>63697335
under
>>63697335
Over
Everything I touch turns to shit. Everything I miss or swerve wins. I think I have lost my shrewdness. How do I get it back?
>inb4 you didnt have any shrewness
>>63697633
IKTFB
>>63697633
Start tipping mainstream specials and claiming you were being ironic when they lose
>>63697684
Man City LARGE
>>63697780
LAY ROMA
>>63697633
one of those days, put shit behind you and look ahead
if the tilt continues try buying a 2L coke and downing it by yourself
Been topping up on Liverpool +0.75 all day
Reminder to use -0.5 instead of SW as it has a 50% chance of winning as opposed to the 33% of SW.
in what world does City -0.5 not win
>>63697991
A world where we let thousands of refugees from countries we are at war with into our country.
>>63697991
The same world all your over mainstream bets lose in.
Where's that Newcastle +0.25 fag lmao hopefully hanging from a noose
>Deez niggas aint bankrollin Manchester city
>>63698081
It was BT posting as anon
>>63697633
17:45 wolverhampton Space artist EW, high stake, 1%.
>>63698192
I'm not that far fucked to be chasing on animals. Not yet.
Real to win first half. Book it.
Need Flatanon like AIR
>>63698231
Consider it a normal bet, and you kinda are if you chase. Anyway i wish you good luck.
Only up £350 today zzzzzz cba to bet any more today been a real struggle.
>>63698353
same zzz
>>63698353
>>63698370
SAME
Literally falling asleep at my desk here at all these winning bets. Begging for a loss. zzzzz
>>63698353
J O E
O
E
Shaking at amounts on Liverpool
Should I top up once more?
>>63691482
Shitty day, nothing went my way. Ah well, still up brains this week. Only Bayan Kasirga to go
>>63689237
Never in doubt :^)
Thoughts on Michigan State +15?
>>63697479
WELP
>>63698575
mate i think it's time to stop forcing this meme, people aren't even replying to you anymore, except to laugh at your losses
>>63698792
>deeney scored both the penalty and the OG to fuck my shit up
hate betting on unders tbqh, smooth sailin untill all goes to shit in a minute or two
>>63699090
top up some more on trencin AY
Lux after timing again
>>63699090
i was on unders with a bit too much as well (addict bet). Didnt we get fucked over on unders the other day as well by last minute goals?
>>63699090
overs is another evil, it's like the first 90 of the world cup last year with all the missed chances and all
*laughs*
Deluxe Tipping?
>>63699306
Deluxe tipping is my home brother
>>63699195
how did your newcastle bet do m8? it was definitely +ev right?
>>63699207
probably wasn't me, can't remember my last unders if i don't count utd and the jwest nz bet earlier today
>>63699215
the only time it really hurts is if you're watching the stream and seeing the fuck-ups with your own eyes t b h
>lester are unironically going to be top of the table
*laughs*
/bet/?
>>63699792
Please seek to test your chin asap
2-0 FT pls
>>63697991
Down
pmsl at J "wolf" West
>>63697780
utter
>>63697991
utter
>>63698319
tears
3-0 Liverpool
U N R E A L
Still time
honestly ending it
>>63700202
Worm
This is why J West is a wage slave while Rossy Boy is booking holidays every other week.
>mackers took the day off to attend this game
Will his life ever emerge from the gutter
>>63700344
Post this in PGA big boy
Imagine not being on Liverpool -2eh HT
>>63697991
the real one?
>>63700202
>joke west
>>63700319
No more holidays for Ross since I keked him out of PGA lid
He's sent me messages begging to be let back in lmao, his business plan has fallen apart
>>63700319
>implying j west gets paid for his work experience
>>63700481
He can catch enough worms without *laughs* PGA tbqh.
>>63700481
>He's sent me messages begging to be let back in
Of course he has. Post screencaps.
This thread is buoyant so many tears.
Went MONUMENTAL on liverpool at 5/22 odds SHAKING senpais... Never Walk Alone Lads... Oklahoma State will beat Baylor today on the moneyline and Navy -13
>>63700546
>>63700429
Tears. Even my shitposting loses
>>63700883
kek
newnes just SO FUCKING STUPID
>>63700883
lmfao
We are TRULY going into uncharted waters.
^ @upacunt Nov 16
There once was a man called Rosco
His fixing was v. alfresco
He's now out of luck
Mackers made him a kek
Now he stacks shelves in Tesco
>>63700883
Who is "you know who" how the fuck does he know who you are?
god damn this is too deep for me.
Need a zulte waregem goal like air
I am a bit scared for J West.
Rossy has contacts in the mob and could easily give someone a call down in London to jump you.
Stay safe mate.
lol at people who laughed when I said Barca was value
Barca & Liverpool double. Up INSANE!
>>63701796
on 3-1 cs double, will retire if it comes in
>>63701796
>>63701893
slips pls or stfu
>>63701975
slips slips slips zzzzz
Whatever happened to trust in this country?
>>63701147
He will send down the yung team
Been laying every /bet/ "tip" for the past 4 days with nominal stakes and turned a 22% profit.
Imagine not laying Madrid.
Just stop betting 2bh
>>63702108
>Wearing a graphic t-shit out.
At least throw on a polo lads ffs.
>>63701147
what happened? haven't been here for like 3 weeks
>schalke
at 11 is tempting
>>63702267
*t-shirt
shaking too much its fucking cold today
down so much today, fuck this shit
>>63702108
>green we trust
Shrewdie spotted
up 6 figgy rolls from tesco
Need another Liverpool corner like air, shaking 2bh
Paraguay women INSANE value seriously overestimating Venezuela after the Brazil match
>>63703310
surreal
>>63703061
There you go
Embarrassed for u20 twitchers
>>63703581
wtb jen
What were the total odds for Barca and Liverpool double?
what games are coming up this evening?
>>63703712
2.80 + 5.00, so 14
>>63703310
so much on this
>>63703712
17-1
Lux tipped both
AC Milan win @ 6.75
What's the catch?
>>63703310
dac
down insane sums
>get on beovuk @2.30
>come back later to see that they have risen all the way to 4+ before tip-off
it's 32-32 at HT and beovuk ML is @5, have I been rused by le fix?
>>63704257
They're not going to win
DNB literlly doesn't exist on Unibet
>>63704436
In play no, prestaking yes at least most of the time
>>63703310
>yfw
*laughs*
>>63704467
Is it like that on jew365 too?
>>63703310
Excellent now we can reback.
cheeky 15 on milan
>its only on paddy
Why bother
>>63704574
Paraguay tough as nails mate
Large staking America MG SW
>>63704595
they're above juve in the league. I don't understand those odds srsly. Not that a know anything about Serie A...
can't remember the last time I saw a Dutch flag itt
>>63704518
Nah I'd say 365 has DNB most of the time
WHO /MILAN/ HERE
>>63704799
/nobody/
milan +1.5 tb h
>>63704892
>not getting dat value on SW
>>63704603
What game? I refuse to accept there is a game carried ONLY by Paddy
>>63705086
goo goo gah gah
>>63704407
should have re-backed the spread i guess, beovuk are playing well but probably won't win
>serbia
>huge odds shift shortly before the game
>19 free throw attempts for sloga
yep, it's fixed alright
Someone make a /bet/ theme out of this
Too much on AC Milan.
>>63705360
>denmarkstartsposting.webm
Reminder that metashite boasted about having a 90% win rate on Dota and still lost $1000 this series.
>You idiots wasting your time and money betting on football
>Dota has great value!
tip top jej
TEETH SHATTERING SUMS AT FC TWENTE ENSCHEDE WOMEN
>>63705609
Taking everything. It all wins.
>>63705647
might have a poke at 8th goal for enschede
>>63705570
it's also pretty bad that he's betting on dota exclusively with 365. 188, pinnacle and mara will often have better value.
pic related desu
Happy but would like one more Twente slags goal pls
