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games today:
>2nd bundes
düsseldorf - duisburg
bochum - union
sandhausen - ksc
(18:30 cet)
>the bundes
hsv - dortmund
(20:30 cet)
non-emily edition
what went wrong
ask a guy who played 5 or 6 rounds of heartsthone with guardiola at gamescom anything
>>63678637
mod triggered by too much ontopic
When will Bayern reign stop, lads?
Kyouko BTFO
>>63678713
When Bavaria becomes an Independent State
Did flags kill /sp/ee?
>mom calls
>have to watch the climax of the game muted
>>63678935
Yeah sort of.
Who expects "a bomb to go off" at this /bundes/?
>>63679206
You mean an absolute blooter by Andre "world champion" Schürrle?
>>63679130
>>63678935
No, its good to know who is a plastic fan and who is not. The only problem is that people from Bayern have a german flag.
I am still not bavarian, my friend.
hello
>>63679620
Yes hello.
lads i dont know sometimes
>you will never be as fat as Mario Fatze
Feels good mang desu lad
lads remember when bayern lost to Chelsea in the cl final
Hahahhahahhaahhahahhaha sitting here laughing
>>63679683
Nice tits, Mario
>>63679691
Sosa pls
>>63679691
i remember it too
i was at schulandheim and everyone was cheering for bayern
due to my heritage i had to support chelsea though, but i did so silently.
>>63679691
that was over 5 years ago
>>63679722
>schulandheim
underage detected
>>63679726
5 years isn't that long ago
Hahahahahahahahaha sitting here laughing at all those ugly Germans crying hahahhahahhaahhahahhaha
what was the average bayern fans reaction/opinion of schweinporker after he missed the pen
>tfw last year was the last time we had fanmeilen around germany>>63679720
feels bad
>>63679733
>>63679726
I thought he meant 2005 tbph
>>63679843
>bayern - chelsea cl final
>2005
>>63679861
i was 11 back then ok shut up
What the fuck are you even doing?
Stop shitting up the thread.
>>63680181
your just jealous
Holy fuck american football is so boring to watch.
My thoughts on the anime posting?
It's gone too far.
My thoughts on the denmark posting?
It's gone too far.
What does /bundesliga/ want for christmas?
I always buy my present early.
>>63680255
it's called /bundes/
>>63680260
It's called ~bundesu~
>>63680255
- 10 kilograms of oats
- 1 kilogram of dried tomatoes
- 1 kilogram of dried sage
- 1 kilogram of dried chamomille
- 1 kilogram of parma ham
- tailored, basic t-shirts, preferrably in black
- plain basic boxer briefs, preferrably in black
- warmers or long johns
- a big and thick blanket of good quality
- socks (both heavy and thin)
What do you want
>/bundes/ got a fresh bump
>it's a fatty post
>>63680300
Very reasonable wishes.
>new wardrobe rail + coat hangers
>shoetrees
>backpack
>thermos bottle
>large quantities of tea
>some sort of windbreaker or similar for doing sports
>all this fatty posting recently
how about we all post your thinspiration instead?
>>63679691
kek la
who /missingpog/ here
>>63680347
i truly hope these are reversed.
>>63680409
Nope. She went full spooky skeleton mode.
>>63680414
is there...more?
>>63680347
She's turning into Sandra Bullock
>>63680420
Pretty sure if she went any further, she'd collapse in on herself.
>>63680343
Very reasonable wishes.
i want to become a book for christmas
>>63680554
You have strange goals for life
>>63680255
/bundes/ friends
>>63680255
perfume and books
>>63680347
there's literally nothing wrong with that
>>63680639
What fragrance?
I'd like to buy all mybooks but at this point I can't justify it because I can literally get everything at the library.
>>63680627
me too
I become a Schnitzel
>>63680639
can i be your secret santa? that's literally all i gift
>>63680649
Holy Grace by Comme Des Garçons and Undercover
Pure Poison by Dior
>tfw no chile gf to watch animes with
>>63680709
Are you a girl?
>>63680719
this picture is so sad :(
>>63680748
probably just french
>>63680719
>tfw german anime friend
>>63680748
female perfume has a better scent. male perfume are for most, too rough. I want to have a delicate scent on myself
>>63680767
Half of the male parfumes are way too sweet and poudry for my taste.
>tfw perfumes literally make me sick
its some kind of dysfunction i have. the smell of freshly put on perfume almost makes me puke.
>not just smelling of alcohol and smoke
what's wrong with you people?
>>63680790
my current male perfume is Invasion Barbare. The citrus and the lavender are sweet which makes it a classic, for night and day.
I don't understand how you can feel that male perfume are too sweet. A classic for male perfume, Bleu de Chanel, is too rough. Same goes for the less niche stuff everyone wears like 1 million or diesel. Female perfume are just nicer, feels like there's been more work put in. The perfumes my mother were wearing had a sweet, almost childish smell while my dad's perfumes were too rough.
>>63680719
pls respond
>>63680855
god, now i remember why everyone hates frenchies again
>>63680855
RIBBIT RIBBIT
>Top 5 within 3 Points
>Top 3 all on 26 Points
I love the 2. Bundes
>>63680234
Well, your opinion is irrelevant. You aren't even german.
>>63680870
sorry, but i'm busy watching my shows
I just ate 2 Döner and I'm now drinking 1.5L Schwip Schwap.
Ask me anything !
I hope BVB doesn't choke against Hamburg like they regularly did in the past.
>>63680855
Not a fan of the manly scents either. I buy parfumes that appear neutral and clean.
>>63680877
>>63680916
Rude.
>>63681003
o
>>63681011
are we friends? because /bundes/ are my only friends
>>63681011
I have to go to work in 4hrs, Im very jealous of you
>>63681011
how fat are you?
>>63681011
r u a gril
I am praying that Schalke wins tomorrow
But I know deep down it won't happen
Back on the bottle
>>63681111
good
>>63681111
I'm worried about you.
heading to class senpai, wish me luck
>>63681164
My first drink since Tuesday.
>>63681176
i didn't drink a sip for a bit over two months desu
>>63681111
what are you drinking
>>63681195
Sounds boring
>>63681210
Gin and Tonic
>>63681210
Red wine for me today. Chilean I believe. Visiting my parents again so keeping it light.
>>63681218
just like your mom
oooooooooooh my team just scored
>>63681226
>>63681229
Wew I was actually wrong.
Can't believe it.
>>63681229
>Visiting my parents again
stop
>>63681011
Götze pls
>>63681242
Could do with a G&T right now to be fair
>>63681253
Never
>>63681283
visiting your parents every weekend isn't healthy
>>63681229
Right out of the bottle?
>>63681229
nice. Drank some Belaire rosé yesterday with a friend and people he knew
>>63681292
No but it's comfy as heck
>>63681293
No, I'm using a glass
>>63681302
Very good
Looks like snow this weekend
>>63681318
>No, I'm using a glass
y-yeah me too, haha
>Karlsruhe
go sandhausen
>>63681342
>doing coke at your parent's
why?
Ginter, Sokratis, Hummels, Schmelzer - Gündogan, Weigl - Reus, Kagawa, Mkhitaryan, Aubameyang
Our subs: Weidenfeller, Piszczek, Bender, Subotic, Hofmann, Castro, Januzaj
BUNDESU STARTS :3
Who else feels sympathy for duisburg?
>>63681434
Never liked them
>>63681468
never liked denmark desu
my coach is danish and hes a cunt
>>63681496
Good
>Eisfeld subbed in at 82
Has a player ever fallen that low that quick?
>no GK
>Dortmund able to bench Swan and Castro
Who can stop them winning the 1.5 Bundes?
>>63681524
but he was always shit
Dancing with the Stars semi final. John "Faxe" Jensen still in it.
I woke up to watch hsv dortmund
>>63681031
Yes, we are friends.
>>63681036
Understandable. Working sucks.
>>63681081
1,85 tall. 75kg heavy
>>63681229
>Chili and I believe
Chili and what?
>>63681524
Morten Nielsen went from Chelsea U21 to the Danish 5th tier in around one year.
>>63681579
Netflix
>>63681572
Good morning
>>63681572
Well done.
Have some tactics as a reward.
>>63681577
pretty fat
>>63681543
overweight hummels, injured reus, exhausted kagawa and a broken back for gündogan did it last season
>>63681598
hows the chili
>>63681658
Relaxed
>game delayed
>reif won't stop talking
jdimsa
the stadium announcer putting on 1live, classic
>wanting things to go away
>keep mentioning it
clever
Why was it delayed?
Are all people from Hamburg as ugly as the ones shown on tv?
>>63681748
traffic
>>63681748
>Weil wegen der Verkehrssituation noch nicht alle Zuschauer im Stadion sind, wird die Begegnung eine Viertelstunde später angepfiffen.
>>63681642
You sound weak
>>63681572
Nyanpasu~
>>63681748
>Soeben sickert die Meldung durch: Das Spiel wird 15 Minuten später angepfiffen. Grund ist die dichte Verkehrslage rund ums Stadion, das noch längst nicht gefüllt ist.
guess more people than usual decided to go to the stadium by private transport
also this:
>Auch die Kontrollen ziehen sich lange hin, auch Ehrengäste oder Journalisten werden genauestens inspiziert.
>>63681748
Muh security.
Lads, rate my new top
Also come on BvB
>>63681766
who controls the controllers?
Which cities or areas do the prettiest girls in Germany come from
>>63681753
>as the ones shown on tv
???
how many goals is he gonna score ladm8s?
>>63681774
you look like you can't even deadlift 100kg
>>63681789
2
>>63681781
Allgäu
>>63681774
Double-chin/10
>>63681774
6/10 could be worse
Please shave.
>>63681789
just 1
Robben will never pass
>>63678644
pics or it didn't happen
>>63681781
depends on what kind of grills do you like, i would say the cutest come from baden-württemberg
>>63681792
Probably not lad, I don't lift.
>>63681781
Every big city
>>63681774
You aren't fat enough for a Brit. You could be fatter.
>>63681781
Heidelberg
>>63681832
I'm Scottish not British m8 :^)
lol for some reason I actually get dortmnd vs hamburg
that's hype
>>63681814
psh, bayern has the best girls
ever been to augsburg?
>>63681840
Fat too dark hair for that. Your hair could be lighter.
>>63681830
Berlin never really stood out to me in that re
>>63681760
because there's something wrong with that
Hamborg
>>63681830
Only if you like slags
>>63681854
Berlin is full of migrants and tourists
battenburg
>>63681781
>pretty girls
>germany
>>63681781
girls>düsseldorf
boys>köln
>>63681877
*berg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqMHe2ltff
lel
did someone /bet/ on a terror attack?
calm down, denmark
>>63681887
Re**rted
Haha, time for tactics.
>>63681879
Are French girls pretty?
>>63681887
L-lewd
>>63681896
Not aloud
>reif making old man noises
How many goals?
>>63681904
Yeah
>>63681879
Yea, not every country can have such explosive hotties like yours
oh, did the cigarettes finally kill him?
>>63681904
If you like Algerians
>>63681909
>that picture
Wut?
>>63681904
yes
>>63681932
Post proof.
>tfw no French gf
>>63681844
only driven past, most bavarian grills who i met during my week in bavaria looked like inbred catholics straigth from church school or sluts
no offense
>>63681927
Wasn't he 90+?
>>63681928
asterixserobertrom.jpg
How long until we see Sahin back?
He's already in training.
dortmund away kit is so cool
>>63681909
Is that Götze?
>>63681952
She's got nice eyes.
my internet wont stop lagging today
>>63681959
its probably the sharks nibbling the tubes
>>63681904
yes
>>63681959
I though Americans have good connectivity and fast internet
>>63681937
most girls in paris are very good looking. Girls in the countryside are uglier, or don't know how to play boys with artificial stuff.
>>63681964
maybe
>>63681940
yep he was
>>96
>>63681967
I think my company just sucks. I have thought of switching but I've looked at other providers and apparently they cant give me service in my area.
>blatant handball
>reif: ja, ball wird von schmelzer ins aus gelenkt
>>63681965
she's not really that good looking. she looks standard to me but I understand that you can find her good looking. She's not outstanding
>>63681986
move
>implying reus will hit that
This dipshit will never learn to control himself
>>63681989
b-but those eyebrows
reif you fucking pedo
>>63681989
>>63681968
post proof
Bengalos when
>inb4 muh security
>>63682025
you can have the exact same one friend they're not natural
>>63682025
2smuk5me
weigl is so damn good. what's the stat on how often he loses possession per game? I bet it's only once or even less per game
>>63682025
brown is low tier
Why is Weigl so good lads?
Why can't England have good talent?
>>63682060
>>63682079
I find it hilarious how often he gets fouled.
>>63682079
because any decent england team buys the talents of other countries, why bother developing your own youth?
>>63682079
It's England after all.
we haven't scored yet
i'm nervous
>>63682079
>Why can't England have good talent?
That wouldn't be funny.
almost owngoal by ilisevic
>missing the goal
That's HSV-tier desu
>>63682092
Mostly this, but it makes the league more entertaining than Buyernwinslol.
>>63682108
>>63682103
Mean desu, but understandable
i'm bored of all of you now. see you tomorrow
>>63682107
typical hamburg-dortmund game so far too
PENULTY
>penulty
fuck
Any update on Weigl getting called up to the German full team?
b8d him so hard
sheeeeeeit
>Börkey
>>>63682126
Yes bye.
burki has got to be sent off for this
how is that a penal?
he literally ran into him and then dived desu
Bürki is really awful. What were they thinking?
>Roman
>THOMAS "TAKTIKFUCHS" TUCHEL
E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D
>>63681172
good luck bro
What a fucking bullet of a pen.
>>63682153
'no'
>>63682138
Hopefully soon. Schweinsteiger and Khedira are exploding knees tier.
LAGOSSA
>>63682154
Because this ref is a cu'ck and is giving fouls for anything
NUR! DER! HSV!
DER!
HSV!
>>63682167
How do I make my knees explode?
Dortmund is really inconsistent
>>63682164
Doesn't this happen in literally everygame of BVB's?
>Go down 1
>Go on to score 3+ goals.
>>63682138
Geis will be called up before him
>>63682178
Dortmund fucking up vs Hamburg is standard Bundesliga though. Even during their best times they failed there.
Guys what haircut should I get tomorrow?
>>63682177
let your knees convert to islam
>>63682178
>20+ games played, 1 loss, 2 draws
>inconsistent
how
>>63682180
Remember the
>scoring first against bayern
meme?
>>63682201
undercut
>>63682177
Visit Paris
>>63682201
JUST ask for a Hitler Youth or show them a picture of Reus
>>63682201
nazi youth
>>63682211
>>63682213
>>63682214
Played out as fuck.
Please suggest something else.
>>63682175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYc24BjGigg
NUR DER HSV!
>>63682201
Ask for an artificial baldspot
>>63682216
There isn't something else
Get a man bun you dirty hipster
>>63682201
how long are your hairs
>>63682176
Terrible call
>>63682201
Männerdutt
>>63682216
In Germany do youths get a perm on top with short sides?
>>63682216
are you a woman or something? just get one that compliments your face and stick to it.
Or just slick it back.
>>63682203
Is that webm sped up?
>>63682201
a reverse mohawk
hamburg starting timeplay early
>>63682176
fue penal
>>63682234
He told them to cut inside. But they did not have the man to do so.
what does that raised hand thing mean during corners
>Spahic ded
That's good for HSV
>>63682216
long on the sides short on top. trust me.
>>63682250
heil hitler
>>63682250
Detonate bomb
>Goyko
Oy vey, the Hamburger know. Shut them down, Dortmund.
>>63682250
ready up
>>63682225
this nigga knows whats cool
>>63682250
>I'm ready
>>63682250
Just to signal what position he wants the players to be in when the ball is crossed in.
>>63682201
TIM WIESE GELFRISUR
>>63682241
9
he danced a lot of para para in his youth and has good stamina
>>63682250
It means prepare your anuses, I'm coming in dry
>>63682229
Top is like 11cm.
Sides are about 3-4cm.
>>63682273
damn bratt pitt has really let himself go.
Ihr pussys geht Spahic besser aus dem Weg.
>>63682283
can't unsee
get them parted on the middle, short on the sides and back(not skin short)
top hairs that fall to the sides are right above the ear.
top hairs that falls on the back are cut short, but long enough. just to notice a change between the sides and the back
>>63682256
Damn, that takes me back.
Always wanted to fuck the blonde in that show.
>>63682241
Not from anything I did to it
>not wanting a "Vogelnest"
sokratis has been making some suspect decisions
>>63682283
yeah
>>63682314
Yeah, I liked Kelly.
It's been on a constant loop on tv here since the mid '90s.
>Le pacey Obama
>>63682308
You mean like pic related?
Doubt I could pull that off desuwa.
>>63682377
well get a french crop then. it's the most basic haircut on earth i think you would be able to pull it off
DED
>>63682377
Get this and shut the fuck up already
>Weigl dead
oh noe
>Hurting based qt Weigl
Why do they always bully Weigl?
>>63682381
>le I'm going to ruin my enjoyment of the game by making webms of fuck all the whole match man
>losing to hamburgers
not the first time for gundogan
>>63682411
Don't bully her.
>>63682411
>Hating on webm providers
>once again foul on weigl
They need to leave the boy alone. If this continues he's gonna be dead by 23.
>>63682381
could u make a webm from that corner with kagawa and mhkitaryan
>>63682079
The only reason Englel was ever good is that they've had modest, working-class lads for whom football was the only chance to make something out of their life so they were working hard and were grateful for every chance they got.
Now it's all 'Take the Money and Run' fannies with no loyalty and absolutely no dedication to the game other than 'let's just not get injured today and collect the paycheck tomorrow'.
On the other hand, dedication, hard work and team spirit is deeply rooted in German spirit, so they will keep flourishing while England keeps stagnating.
We're all really just waiting for the Bayern game to start
>>63682409
fuccboi material. they would go after royce but he's too quick for the big hambuigurs
>>63682411
>le i'm going to ruin my enjoyment of the game by shitposting on 4chan
that defending
>the city of Dirtmund
>CANT HOLD THE BEE
aw for fucks sake
The fuck was lasagna waiting for?
HOLTBY
>>63682431
dortmund losing is pretty entertaining to watch as well
that nigga took forever making that pass
>THIS DEFENDING
THE CITY OF DORTMUND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
>spuds reject
o dear
ALWAYS HARDCORE
L
W
A
Y
S
H
A
R
D
C
O
R
E
who will get subbed in half time by tuchel?
Gayest. Celebration. Ever.
HUMMELS OUT
>>63682461
i know, wtf is happening
HIV is actually playing good and entertaining Football...
HOLTBY
oh come on
>>63682463
thank you senpai
>>63682476
Wiggle for Bender
Ginter for Pishu
>>63682201
Dylann "Roofie" Roof Bowlcut uezs
this is not my bvb
>>63680068
>>63680113
Kill yourself
>>63682495
sounds good
Nikolai Muller
>Strengths
Pace
Nothing else
wake up, dortmund
>>63682476
Jacob Bruun
AND THE SUN SHINES WITH YOU
>>63682511
WAKE ME UP
think this just shows ginter and sokratis don't really have the passing range/ability to play in that high of a line
>>63682502
IMPRESSIVE TRACKING BACK BY BVB MIDFIELDERS, LET'S CALL IT GGPRESSENT FROM NOW ON FFS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
NEW CHAPTER OF KIMI NO TODOKE
DESUUUUUUUUUUUU
now we will see if tuchel is a decent coach or not
>>63682497
effay as fuck
this is actually sort of hows my hair look if I don't use product right now.
>>63682546
bowlcuts are shit
>>63682543
They will probably score the next goal but still lose
>>63682582
I know.
I was making a joke.
>>63682596
hello to you to
>baiting for replies
how low
Motherfucker
http://www.derwesten.de/staedte/dortmund/bombendrohung-an-tu-dortmund-polizei-gibt-entwarnung-id11306142.html
Why must Dortmund always lose against Hoffenheim and Hamburg. It feels so wrong.
>>63682596
It literally is though. It doesn't matter what form Dortmund are in coming into a Hamburg game, or what kind of form Hamburg are in, Dortmund will find a way to choke against them.
>>63682616
>that thing on her left elbow
2/10 would not fuck
Please Tuchel senpai fix this mess ;_;
>>63682617
I honestly don't know.
>Dortmeme
literally 3rd tier defending on the 0-2
I just came here to say:
>DAT FUCKING REFBALL
tbf hsv is playing well to cancel bvb
>>63682454
>>63682465
>Holdbee literally being 5 seconds late on his run
>WHY DID LASOGGA WAIT SO LONG
>>63682612
see
>>63682610
Dortmund wins 3-2 if my post is doubles
>>63682647
granted, HSV is maybe playing their best match so far, but dortmund is also playing their worst
>>63682664
Bayern finish with 100 points if my post ends in 679
Angstgegner
>>63682664
more like 4-2
Zusammenprall
>>63682672
if my post is doubles Dortmund finishes with more points than Bayern (somehow)
>>63682690
if I get doubles then Panama will qualify for the World Cup 2018
bvb win if post end in dublos
Rasmus Seebach and Lukas Graham are such massive pop stars.
if my post ends in doubles denmark will show nudes today
>>63682664
>>63682672
>>63682690
>>63682704
>>63682710
>>63682715
You tried and failed. The lesson is: never try.
>>63682704
RIP the dream
>>63682726
tfw no girlfreund
well, if I get doublets, you get a handsome bf :3
>>63682617
to remind the team that they are vulnerable
castro's last chance to be noticed by tuchel senpai?
>>63682756
>Castro
he's like 90 now, isn't he?
>>63682744
gz you gonna get fucked
off: kagawa ginter
in: castro pis
>>63682744
lel
>>63682617
T is for Thomas and Tuchel
B is for BTFOed by
H is for Hamburg and Hoffenheim
does it ring a bell now?
>>63682729
Poland is relevant if this post is dubs
Arsenal legend, '92 final goal scorer.
>>63682776
it's Dortmund who get BTFO by them, not Tuchlel
>>63682234
W-what kind of anime magic is this, and does it help them win?
>>63682647
this is true
>>63682776
Dortumnd
Experiencing
Shitty
Underperformance
>OBAMA
WHAT THE FUCK
>>63682800
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Para_Para
>>63682800
he did it in the game where dortmund got BTFO so no
>LE PACE NIG NOG
who /donating wo wikimedia/ here
what the fuck
>>63682828
not me
>>63682234
for all the meminess, this is a good way to express "kreuzen"
>>63682800
he saw a wild robben approcahing
come on
Who /downloaded the Wikipedia dump incase iditos like >>63682828 don't donate enough money/?
finally dortmund scored
LOLOLOLOLOL
wew lads
IT'S ALLLLLL OVER
nice header
Oh shit son
The fuck
fuuugggg
Thank you Captain
not like this
The fuck was that?
Why are they gifting all these goals to HIV?
>Shits Hummels
hahaahahahahaha what the fuck was that jesus
go on hamburger
remember this when HSV survives another year without relegation
PLASTIC FANS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
miss me yet
>Taktiks
>>63682828
Already donated 5€ last year.
>>63682868
STOP POSTING THAT WHORE!
>Pay for cable TV
>Have ESPN
>Have ESPN 2
>Have Fox Sports
>Have Fox Sports 3
>Match is transmitted on ESPN 3, wich I don't have
J U S T
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>63682908
but thats a cheeseburger
we have all these internationals and then we have to play on friday
corrupt bayernleague
seems like hummels starting to eat junkfood again
Dortmund just cant into Hamburg and Hoffenheim.
>>63682904
No u
>>63682906
>paying for sports
why are you doing this panama-kun
eating almonds~
have hamburg always been this fun to watch and no one noticed because they suck?
>>63682906
ESPN 3 is online, you use your cade with your tv provider to login to ESPN 3 usually
>>63682906
>Paying for sports in a shithole 3rd world cuntry like Panama
>>63682930
Gib stream pls
TUCHEL OUT! TUCHEL OUT! TUCHEL OUT! TUCHEL OUT! TUCHEL OUT!
>>63682942
This season, yes. Last season, not so much.
>>63682961
you do not want to see this, trust me
>>63682957
>insulting a canal
>>63682961
http://www.fussball-livestream.net/2015/11/live-stream-hamburger-sv-borussia-dortmund.html
i said i am eating almonds~
And I thought Islamic terrorists blowing up the stadium was the worst that could happen.
Just what the fuck is dortmund thinking. They are so off today.
the thing about dortmund is they always try to walk it in
snacking on olives~
>this bundesliga season is literally already over
lel
>>63682942
They're okay but Dortmund pretty much donated those goals to them. Awful tracking back and the distance between midfield and defence was ridiculous, Holtby ran through the holes like Andreas Lubitz through the French Alps.
This game is a literal meme.
reif being sexist
>>63682974
I'm not a plastic fan, I've been following Dortmund since earlier this year :^)
EAGLE
i just reported Edels to the LKA, i cant stand these criminals
>>63682995
It was over 6 weeks ago.
At least everyone else in my Kickspiel gets also 0 Punkte
>>63683009
>not supporting based Köln
>>63683009
This. This is my 3rd Dortmund game.
>>63683030
>not supporting based fortuna düsseldorf
>>63683031
I used to be a Dortmund fan until half time but now I'm a Hamburg fan because they are the best
>not supporting Borussia Mönchengladbach because the name is kinda cool
they escaped relegation to continue to haunt dortmund
>>63683031
True veteran, pretty sure you've seen some shit in your time
>sent to the stands
for WHAT PURPOSE
Hofmann ;__;
>>63683052
1.KFC Kaiserslautern man
To this day, I don't know what '1' is doing in their name.
>>63683055
She reminds me a little of PEH.
>>63683041
I'm torn between being a Bavarian or a Dortmund fan. I love Douglas Costa and le cut inside man is growing on me, but Dortmund just appeals to me.
>>63683079
I have the same problem with my favourite team 1.FC Köln
I think the 1 is there so at the start of the season before any games have been played they are top of the league
>die zuschauerzahl wird ihnen präsentiert von der hanseatischen krankenkasse
>>63683084
why do you have to be a fan of either? you realize you have the option of being a neutral, right?
>>63683084
>i love douglas costa
do you happen to be a nigger?
>>63683111
>being a neutral when watching football
>mfw losing against HIV
>>63683111
I'm a fan of good football
>>63683060
I watched the Schalke vs Dortmund game. And Gundogan might become my favorite Dortmund player because of his performance during that. I just got into football a few months ago and I'm also a
Chelsea fan
>Pls no bully
>>63682906
If you have access to the website bet365 then you have this match for free as long as you have money on your account.
>>63683130
Yes, actually.
ADLER
>>63683154
Really?
>>63683170
This
>>63683197
Yep. Parents are Ghanaian.
>>63683212
If you're serious do you not get offended by all the racist banter on here?
>>63683212
BIG
>>63682994
why?
>>63683141
Gundam is cool fäm, been my fave for years now and i'm stil not bored of watching him
>>63683212
how could you know that? did your parents came to america or are you a melting pot of different sub saharian nations (due to ancestors picking cotton)?
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOISSSSSSSS
>>63682209
it was 22 games and 1 loss, 3 draws tßh...and now this....
no one can score
>>63683223
No, I've only just started lurking here a few days ago, but I've been an anon for 3 years. Why would I come to 4chan and get butthurt at bantz and actual racism? That's just silly.
why footballer make heart with their hands
>shots: 5-14
>corners: 2-5
>possession: 65-35
>result: 3-0
inb4 joke about flirting all night with a girl and some random guy coming along and doing her
>>63683248
he said his parents are from ghana so i guess he is african and not afro american
>>63683271
BLACK
>>63683276
they should practise corners tbph
>>63683248
Parents immigrated to the United States.
>>63683271
You sound pretty cool bro, brofist
>januzaj is on the pitch
wait what since when
dortmunds team is really just a bunch of fuccbois + saokratis isn't it
>>63683286
COCK
>>63683308
>brofist
>>>/reddit/
*sigh*
C O M E B A C K ?
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B
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>>63683291
hsv is pretty good in defending when it comes to corners, they didnt concede a goal after corners this season
>>63683321
too late
>>63683275
Because it gets them a corner
>>63683311
I've never watched Sokratis give an interview. He seems braindead as fuck. Am I wrong?
the comeback begins!
>>63683335
When players flop why do they cover their face while on the ground?
>>63683351
because it gets them a throw in
ADLA
WHAT THE SHIT
RENE
ADLER
HOLY SHIT
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Fucking Adler, what a top cunt.
N U R D E R H S V
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I really thought that was good
DEM SAVES
ADLER
OMG
THIS
FUCKING
GAME
*robs you during the celebrations*
Goalie rekt his teammate
>different league
>different team
>same old januzaj dives
he's literally ruined already
>>63683341
I think he once said something along the lines of:
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
>>63683341
nah, he's like that grumpy dad protecting his daughter
