Hi /sp/. 23 year old, 5'6", 120 lb white male here. How do I go about getting into the NBA?
Watch the games
Let a nigger fuck your wife or sister or whatever
Get a negroplasty
>watch games
>post nigga memes
>manlet
Don't waste your time, try football or something.
>>63676817
>>63677147
No I wanted to get into the NBA
>>63676818
>>63677082
Serious answers please
>>63677168
Thanks f4m
Eat
Sleep
Get a job working for a team. You can become the Bucks mailman!
Convince people that it's not fair your genetics fucked you over and find sponsors to start your own league with height and weight limits for its players. Complain when nobody shows up to your games.
>>63680891
Maybe also have a rule which says players can only make granny shots.
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>5'6
become a trap
You are too old to start something new
Buy a franchise
>5'6"
Become a ref
Spend a year transgendering and also get a leg extension surgery. Good job, you are now ready for the WNBA.
>>63676805
>white male
You don't
go for it, loads of small guys made it in the NBA
https://www.instagram.com/bscopezz/
5,3 & HE COULD DUNK
>>63680926
Oh God, I would watch this for comedic value
>>63704043
Spud Webb could dunk, dont think mugsy boggs could
>tfw 5'4
Should I just kill myself?
>>63708438
nah bro. just become filthy rich and fuck bitches.
and if that's not possible just do drugs until you're 40 then off yourself.
>>63676805
become the guy that mops sweat off the court.
5'4?
Well..if you know how to play basketball you could maybe go for the d-league....thats the best thing i can tell you.
>>63708583
Not even
>>63676805
Am I the only one who sees this image as looking similar to two women kissing the shaft of a large penis while each cupping the balls?
http://www.stubhub.com/
>>63713737
lewd
>5'6"
>>63708565
Hey don't hate. Those guys are cool
>>63713737
One sees what one wants to see
The first thing you need to do is watch Space Jam
>>63723325
god I love this movie and will go into my yard with my tear stained pillow to defend it
1. post in /nba/ general
2. join a broship
3. ???
4. Sign contract with an nba team
5. Enjoy your millions of dollars and pussy on tap
>>63723371
>post in /nba/ general
Worst post on /esspee/ right now
>>63723371
this pretty much.
RBL has me on a 130m/5yr contract atm
