JAC: Jags to debut GOAT uniforms on TNF
CLE: Manziel to start the rest of the season
CIN:Dalton's bad MNF leads to Bengals' first loss
HOU:Texans knock off previously-unbeaten Bengals
HOU:Hoyer leaves MNF for concussion evaluation
NO:Saints pull plug on defensive boss Rob Ryan
STL:Rams name Case Keenum new starting QB
DAL:Romo collarbone 'healed'; 'will play' Sunday
DEN:Broncos rule out Peyton Manning for Week 11
SF:Boldin (hamstring) still isn't 'full speed'
SF:49ers consider Carlos Hyde (foot) day to day
JAC:T.J. Yeldon (foot) sporting a walking boot
TEN:Titans CB McCourty (groin surgery) sent to IR
First for Steelers superb owl
Fuck the thread captchas
>>63631873
What's the problem? Is a QB in a conservative run-first offense that gets off to early leads and sits on them behind a great defense supposed to have gaudy passing stats now? Sorry that the coaches don't like to take risks by being unnecessarily aggressive but the win-loss record speaks for itself.
Sneak's Official Post Week 10 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™
1. Patriots
2. Panthers (+1)
3. Bengals (-1)
4. Cardinals (+1)
5. Vikings (+1)
6. Broncos (-1)
7. Steelers (+2)
8. Seahawks (-1)
9. Giants (-1)
10. Falcons (+1)
11. Bills (+6)
12. Jets
13. Colts (+3)
14. Chiefs (+5)
15. Redskins (+5)
16. Rams (-3)
17. Raiders (-2)
18. Dolphins (+4)
19. Eagles (-5)
20. Bears (+4)
21. Texans (+4)
22. Saints (-4)
23. 49ers
24. Bucs (+5)
25. Jaguars (+6)
26. Lions (+6)
27. Packers (-17)
28. Ravens (-7)
29. Chargers (-2)
30. Cowboys (-4)
31. Titans (-3)
32. Browns (-2)
>@PFF: Best hands in the league at WR this year? Danny Amendola: 40 catchable balls, 0 drops.
>>63632131
First round QB is a guy that you should be able to trust when you put the game in his hands.
You're a fucking liar if you say you trust Teddy Bridgewater to lead a 2 minute drill.
If anything Bridgewater looks like Steve Young to me, only with a higher ceiling. It's funny how everyone ignores how good he actually is just because of the color of his skin, I bet if he was as white and christian as Carr he'd be in MVP talks right now.
>tfw when the raiders could realistically win out the season and finish 11-5
>>63632285
all teddy does is win football games
>>63632133
how are teams like the Steelers and Seahwks top 10 if they're still expected to miss the playoffs entirely
>dude power rankings
Yeah, but it's pretty much where the teams stand currently is it not?
>>63632383
oh you
Does anyone else find the Ratbirds bawling about the officials absolutely hilarious? They benefit from bad officiating as much as anyone in the league, maybe more.
Hell, with a competent officiating team instead of Boger's Bunglers, they would have lost the Super Bowl.
>>63632317
Bears will go 11-5
>>63632303
>7 TDs
>6 INTs
>201 YPG
>7.1 YPA
>looks like Steve Young with a higher ceiling
>>63632285
>You're a fucking liar if you say you trust Teddy Bridgewater to lead a 2 minute drill
You don't watch the Vikings, do you?
>>63632385
it's basically literally ranking teams based on the last 3 games every time
#32 blows out 3 teams in a row and they're top 5 despite being 4-6 or some shit
why the fuck do people put weight on the rankings lmao
>#Jaguars RB T.J. Yeldon (foot) out of the boot, said for Thursday, "I'll be fine."
THE TENNESSEE STYLE BARBEQUE ANGUS WILL BE PEPPERED
>His RB doesn't have the most ypc after Contact in the NFL
>>63632587
steve young sucked his first few years
who /seasonsover/ here?
>>63632659
Your running back is going to be replaced
>>63632587
26 rushes for 116 yards with 2 TDs and 13 first downs too along with a 7-2 record this year, yeah he's actually kind of like Steve Young.
>>63632133
>>63632664
Sneak put the Pakcers pretty low this time too, -17 damn son.
You alright Sneak?
>>63632133
panthers should be #1, they've beaten other title contenders like green bay and seattle where as new england has not beaten anybody yet
>>63632303
>>63632662
>the packers incompetence let loose this autism into the league
>Perriman on IR
shocker
Objective facts only.
Derek Carr and Teddy Bridgewater are both much, much better than Aaron Rodgers
>>63632664
5-0 to 6-3 and one of the worst teams in the league. That's how quickly the NFL works sometimes. Teams can go from 1-15 to 11-5 in one year, y'know.
>>63632727
I'm never alright. Packers will likely be at 29 or 30 when they lose to the Vikings, depends on how the teams below them do. Heck if the Titans and Browns will I'll put them dead last.
>>63632706
Gil BrandtVerified account
@Gil_Brandt
RBs w/ most yards after contact/carry:
Miller 2.7
Bernard 2.4
Gurley 2.4
Bell 2.4
Hyde 2.4
Ingram 2.3
Ivory 2.3
C.Johnson 2.2
Hillman 2.2
He's got a pretty good lead right now
How fucking butthurt will you faggot fucking bastards be when the Vikings win the Superbowl this year and in 2018 AT HOME turning the Vikings into a dynasty getting AP the rings he deserves
>inb4 faggots don't know Teddy's role is to Manage the game and get AP the ball and get men off the line.
you faggot fucks can stay mad while we go 13-3 and beat the undefeated Panthers in the NFCCG and THEN Beat the >18-1's vol 2
>>63632720
So any QB who can run a little is Steve young eh?
>>63632662
He was on a shit Tampa bay team
>>63632727
the packers just lost to the DETROIT LIONS
IN LAMBEAU
honestly he should have put them 32
>tfw the minnesota vikings are on top of the NFC north
why even live desu
>>63632830
Jay Ajayi will still be given the job by the end of the year
>>63632285
>Has 6 comeback wins that depended on NO ONE BUT HOME to make plays
Kuck
e
Kuck
Kill yourself faggot, 7-2
>not being a part of the >above .700 club
>>63632823
I dunno why Viking fags and Raider fags are arguing over which of their QBs are better. They're both great and show tremendous promise, but they play in vastly different offenses. Of course their stats aren't going to look the same. Bortles should be up there too but he's too damn inconsistent right now.
>>63632845
Slow down with the optimism, friendo. You know how it goes when you get your hopes up with this franchise.
>>63632962
Bortles is like, exactly where everyone expected him to be at this point. He was AWFUL last year, and this year he's mediocre but he's serviceable. We all expected a Big Ben clone but with the comeback victories, the balls of steel, and the hard-on for wanting to go deep every play it looks like we're getting Brett Favre instead and I'm completely okay with that.
what's a qb like espee
>>63633191
this bortles is fun as fuck to watch, even if he isnt very good
who /BANTZ/ here
http://www.gq.com/story/cam-newton-dabbing-nashville-mom
>>63632845
only if AP wins SBMVP will I be ok with it
>>63632897
Ajayi has been breddy good. he didn't look good in Preseason. But i dont want to lose My RB Waifu.
2 Back sets and just having 2 good backs id rather. SO long as Miller doesn't break the Bank
Can someone explain to me how Watt mocked Dalton? He made a silly joke and even said Dalton was a great player right afterward. Where was the mocking?
>>63633312
I just want AP to win comeback player of the year this season.
>>63633191
At the very least Bortles is a vast improvement over Gabbert and he's got a lot of potential if he can work on being more consistent. If Johnny Manziel can put it together then 2014 looks like one of the best QB classes ever.
>>63633412
that's Eric Berry or Carson Palmer's award to lose
>>63633272
It's been a long time since the Jaguars have had exciting air-it-out style football. Even Jimmy Smith's last few years didn't compare, and watching the team hand the ball off 400 times a year while passing for 100 yards a game was really boring, even if it did work
>>63633385
Watt is just a beta faggot who probably rehearsed that 4/10 joke for the entire week.
And everyone came in their pants over it
>>63633312
inb4 it's Harrison Smith after both a pick six and a strip-sack TD of Tom Brady
>yfw the cowboys lose on sunday
>>63633260
Tough and preserve
I could unironically beat up JJ Watt without even trying desu
>>63633508
>Watt is just a beta faggot who probably rehearsed that 4/10 joke for the entire week.
This. And he almost messed it up even with all the rehearsing.
>And everyone came in their pants over it
I don't think anyone would be talking about it now if Dalton didn't get shitter shattered over some low quality banter
>>63633371
Based on what Ajayi flashed in college, long-term he will be a far better running back than Lamar Miller ever will be, if he plays up to his potential
>>63633619
The only thing you can beat up is your dick.
>>63633619
The only thing unironically getting beat up is you're mom's loose pussy
>>63633655
and doesn't suffer from bone-on-bone
![12219402_10208321628861824_72759172432055496_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dncteeX.jpg "12219402_10208321628861824_72759172432055496_n[1].jpg")
Not even a Dolphins fan but Landry has been my favorite non-Jaguar this year
>>63632845
False flagging jinxing faggot.
>>63633655
His knee is unreliable as fuck, there is a reason he went late. Had nothing to do with Skill. Purely health concern.
>>63633712
Seriously, no Vikings fan is this delusionally optimistic. Every single one of us is bracing for the worst.
>>63633709
good choice my man
>>63633760
Agreed. Like I said, if he fulfills his potential.
>>63632285
Are you high? Teddy has 6 comebacks already
>>63633430
... No.. Just no
>>63633819
>tfw the Packers have no swagger
>>63633760
That's gross desu.
>>63633918
>Bobby hill looking motherfuckers
>>63633918
>implying
>>63633860
>Just no
Explain yourself instead of memeing
>>63633935
ever drink pickle juice m8
really invigorating and tastes nice and sour
>>63633760
pickle juice is fucking fantastic
>>63633935
http://www.active.com/nutrition/articles/why-every-athlete-should-have-pickle-juice
>ignoring the most exciting news this season
>>63634213
I don't doubt it, but my shit tier taste buds wont allow it.
Fuck the jungle cats!
And fuck that wannabe "best 2nd year qb" Bortles !
Carr, Teddy and even Manziel make a better qb.
fucking no good premature balding, double allen nigger having Jungle Cats!
>>63634340
That's why you will always fail at life anon
>>63632776
You should be dead
>>63634252
which is?
>>63634057
Sure. Carr, bortles and bridge look like they might work out
Most likely however injury will take one out in the next 2 years. It's normal. So 2 will remain. My guess one will be a probowler every couple of years and the other will be good but not great
So 2 good qbs.
>>63634355
>Implying Bortles isn't maturing faster than any QB in NFL history and won't be the GOAT 35 year old grizzled veteran by the end of the year
![pickle-juice[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3b0d9TG.jpg "pickle-juice[1].jpg")
>>63634340
>>63634453
Based on what?
>>63632133
>packers (-17)
Every time sneak
>>63632133
>sneak
>>63634526
>tfw your hair looks the same as his
>>63634544
Take that pickle juice and a dozen pickles and Shove them up your ass
Also Roddy White is a bitch
>>63634453
>Most likely however injury will take one out in the next 2 years. It's normal.
Not really, not in the modern NFL
>>63634526
JUST
>>63634761
JAGS
>>63634577
Do you really want me to go into it?
Meh
Height-weight ratios + qb bust history basically
1/3 qbs in the first round turn out to be good
1/2 will play and be starters for 2 years atleast
1/4 will be probowl visitors
Google it if you want
Start with "1/4 of wrs in first round aren't bust"
Qbs have one of the highest bust rates in the draft. A big part is injuries.
So you have Carr who is 6'2 215 and bridge same basic sizes and their height to ratio sucks. At 6'2 you've got to be 225 basically or injuries pop up
>>63634759
Tell rg3 that, weeden after he got his ass beaten in Cleveland I can go on.
There aren't career ending injuries generally but guys who keep getting injured which keeps the off the field and playing well
And it is Normal
Also jp losman, Quinn, akili smith
Injuries just kept happening
>Giants re-signed "Brick Hands, Noodle Fingers" Hakeem Nicks
Fuck Jerry Reese.
>>63634982
> weeden
He was just shit, he wasn't injured that much.
>>63634982
>weeden
Injuries played no part in him busting. He was just trash. Meanwhile RG3 was just a meme who couldn't adjust to being a pocket passer.
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this nigga. I know y'all saw that pathetic performance from a "lel top 5 team" niggas couldn't even compete mid season in a divisional game at home. Not to mention how they benched their old ass QB. The Bronkeks sure did start strong against a trash schedule, but even their game against us they were looking exposed it if wasn't for a few out of character fumbles by the main man Charles himself.
Good luck next year without Peyton, and enjoy your last look at the playoffs for the next 4 years at least.
>>63634982
>akili smith
You lost all credibility
>>63634982
weeden and akili smith were just shit dude
>>63632830
My heart dies a little bit each time I see Bell's name
>>63635048
>>63635115
weeden was butchered Cleveland
How about David Carr as an example
>1 loss and all Bengals fans go MIA
That all it takes?
lol
>>63635309
>>63635389
akili had abilities but wasn't trained. They threw him out there and he was crushed. Pretty much anyone would have collapsed their rookie year when having to deal with that beating
>>63635572
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>63635518
Carr wasn't injuries, though Houston did ruin him by letting him get sacked so much he was seeing ghosts on every single one of his dropbacks. Nobody likes getting hit, and if you think you're going to get hit every time you take the snap you're going to be timid.
>>63634982
Most of those guys were just shit and never looked good. They had nothing to do with injuries. RG3 is the exception.
>>63635595
Ryan Leaf might've been the bigger bust, but Akili Smith was literally the worst quarterback I've ever seen in the NFL.
Just here to let y'all know
>>63635518
Neither are the result of injury. Carr is merely the product of an unbelievably shitty team. That's not injury
>>63635969
What, that you like losing money? Your picks are awful.
>>63635518
I agree with Carr. He has the league record on getting sacked with 76 in his rookie season. He also has the third spot at 68.
Wouldn't wonder if he had a bad shellshock after that
>>63634544
>The label is an infinite loop of Witten holding pickle juice
Lel
>>63631914
>DAL:Romo collarbone 'healed'; 'will play' Sunday
..and the comeback commences
>>63632824
I love you snek
>>63636450
inb4 Suh stomps his other collarbone
>>63635991
>>63635932
>>63635652
Carr was playing through injuries from his rookie season on
Akili never had a shot
You get hit enough, you take enough pain you become a shell
That's why 1 of the 3 guys will be a bust
>Ryan replaced by literally who assistant
>Failcoons starting to choke
>Busc buscing
>Panthers literally undefeatable
If I have to sit through a Pats/Pants owl this year I'm gonna lose my mind
>>63636643
Akili had way more shots than he deserved, he even had Corey Dillon to hand off to and could never do shit. Corey Dillon was literally the entire offense.
>>63636675
don't worry. It might be Cardinals - Pats.
>>63636643
Again, this had nothing to do with major injuries. Rax didn't get hurt out of a job either. Bad play and a bad situation that hampers development are not injuries.
>>63632720
4.4 ypc is fucking pitiful for a qb
He can barely run dont compare him to Steve Young he isn't similar
Are queens fans the new offseason chiefs in terms of delusion?
>>63636675
feels good doesn't it?
>>63637419
Vikings have always been some of the most cancerous cunts here
they practically quarantined themselves to twitter because people would mock them here
>>63636675
Prepare for Pats/Panthers rematch
It'll be even better than the first one (that Owl is my favorite)
>>63632830
Good to see Ingram up there desu
>>63637419
Vikings are actually making it to the NFCCG though and will probably be SB contenders for as long as we have AP and a smart solid QB like Bridgewater.
>Swearinger cut from the Bucs
The guy has talent, he's just dumb as fuck and draws penalties like nobody's business.
so we all agree that Cardinals/Jaguars owl would be the best compromise right?
>>63637656
I want Patriots/Anyone, because if NE wins, Goodell would probably commit hara-kiri on the spot rather than have to hand Kraft, Belichick, and Brady the trophy.
Post your feeling when the Chicago Bears win the Super Bowl.
how come ever since the patriots won back to back in 03/04, the super bowl winner every year doesn't win a playoff game the following season? the first exception was last year's seahawks, but now it looks like the patriots are about to go back to back again
>>63633804
this guy knows
>Raiders won't make it to the owl
I feel bad, my husbando carr deserves better
>>63637722
JFF was not that bad against the Steelers. 12 for 12 out of the pocket. had a couple decent scrambles.
The Browns need to stop signing short WRs. It's a really bad policy and they are a really bad team anyway.
Manziel needs to realize he's not at A&M anymore and throwing deep or rolling out and scrambling aren't gonna cut it. If the opponent is giving you dump passes up front, you gotta take them and live to play another down.
The best scenario:
>Patriots go 18-0
>Goodell suspends Brady for no particular reason the week before the game
>Stalls the appeal until after the Owl
>The Pats go 18-1 again with Brady watching from a press box
>>63637853
no. they need to lose with Brady playing
>>63637747
>mfw this guy is just making this shit up
>mfw I checked and it was actually true
>2005 steelers won the owl, no playoff wins in 2006
>2006 colts won the owl, no playoff wins in 2007
>2007 giants won the owl, no playoff wins in 2008
>2008 steelers won the owl, no playoff wins in 2009
>2009 saints won the owl, no playoff wins in 2010
>2010 packers won the owl, no playoff wins in 2011
>2011 giants won the owl, no playoff wins in 2012
>2012 ravens won the owl, no playoff wins in 2013
>during all this time the patriots never won an owl
Did Belichick curse the lombardi trophy so that nobody would win 2 in a row until he came back to reclaim it?
>>63637828
Steelers secondary makes everyone look good. They usually keep the points down, but just about every qb finishes with 350+ and a high completion %
What the fuck did Aldon Smith do?
>>63637914
it was for the DUI he got in august
>>63637914
you forgot to end that sentence with "this time"
>>63637933
has he been playing well this year
Actually turns out it's for another incident
>>63637983
from what Raiders fans have said yes
but they still have Mack and Mario Edwards Jr. so while the loss hurts it could be worse
hell knowing the Raiders he could be back on the team once his suspension is up in 2017
>>63635563
I felt it all day yesterday. I knew we'd get good old Dalton. I would be less embarrassed to post if Dalton didn't act like a bitch after the game.
>>63637914
STAY OFF THE WEEEEEDUH
>>63634252
LOL what's he rolling up that dollar bill for?
>>63638146
Snorting this.
Did you hear?
Romo's back this week.
>Live in Louisiana
>Wearing my Derek Carr jersey (Thank you based Carr)
>In uni
>This attractive girl comes up to me, for some reason she always tries to talk to me
>She wants to know what jersey I am wearing
>Ask myself if I have the time to explain it, and if it pleases Carr, if I should
>Decide he would want this to happen, Thank you Based Carr
>Where could I even begin?
>I start by making sure she is a Christian, I do not want these honey words to fall on sour ears
>She says yes
>Begin telling her of Carr's exploits
>She seems interested at first, but her interest clearly starts to wain
>I stop to take a breath
>"Anon, do you want to maybe go somewhere with me after class?"
>I get a perplexed look on my face
>She says "You know... As a date?"
>I smile, thinking she is joking
>She isn't
>"Our Lord doesn't want that to happen, every day you must honor Jesus Christ. In every win and every loss, honor God. Jesus is the son of God, and by God we love him."
>"Who is we?" She asks
>I again tell her about Based Carr (thank you Based Carr) and of his exploits
>She again asks if I really don't want to do anything
>I explain I have a few charity events to go to, and then I need to go to Church
>She leaves
>Thank Based Carr for allowing me the opportunity to at least try and spread the good word, even if it was on deaf ears
>>63638176
They should just rest him and tank.
>>63638183
Doing Carrs work, brother
Thank you based Carr
>>63638183
>white people wearing Raiders clothes
That's trashy even for the South
Be thankful most of them are college ball fans to hyped for muh LSU
>>63638297
At the beginning of the season I got all manner of shit from Aints fans for wearing Raiders clothes. I literally hear nothing from them anymore while I walk around wearing my Rad Raiders jacket.
>>63638392
you are a shitskin. no one cares what you think or wear
>>63638409
I'm a white and a Christian.
To settle this Bridgewater argument: Vikings ranked 31st in ppg while the defense is ranked 2nd in opp ppg.
If the defense if off or has a bad day, they could be fucked. One of the offensive problems that was shown on Sunday was Bridgewater throwing conservatively. The thing is though, no one really got open.
3 receptions by WRs and 11 by TEs or outlet RBs. Either Norv needs a better passing scheme or Vikings just need better receivers. Raiders are ranked 31st in pass defense.
>>63638473
Does anyone unironically still think Bridgewater is better than Carr?
>>63638392
>LSU and raiders fan
>wears carr, not jawalrus
oh the ironing
Why doesn't Rodgers throw dragons to Janis?
>>63638473
Teddy is pressured on nearly 46% of his dropbacks. That's a crazy high number. The personnel outside of AP just isn't there for the offense to really open up. Teddy has to make stuff happen from literally nothing.
Aldon Smith facing 1 year suspension
Thoughts?
>>63634526
JUST
>>63638588
Not fair considering Hardy is playing too harsh but I am biased.
Maybe shoulda been 8 games at the most
>>63638588
Just one
>>63638659
I think it's too harsh but most likely it's because he has a history of bad behavior. If it was a first time offense it might have been 4-6 games.
>>63638534
I'm not an LSU fan, I don't watch college football.
>>63638588
>already in trouble because of a DUI
>violate substance abuse policy later in the same month
can't really defend him
>>63634526
Dear lord
and people thing Deanetty's spot is bad
hello
does anyone have an tim tebow webm/gifs?
>>63638588
Pretty retarded
I have seen a few games with him and he plays well but reading his backstory and seeing the suspension doesn't add up
Yeah this is strike three but again charges were dropped and Greg Hardy is still out there .
>combine eagles top 10 defense this year with kellys offense pre 2014 exposure and you have an owl
On Teddy:
He obviously passes the eye test. Whats concerning when watching games is the lack of passing offense for the Vikings.
The problem is two fold:
The Vikings Oline is giving up a crazy amount of pressure. They can run block but our rookie right tackle and front three are horrible pass blockers.
Teddy is holding the ball too long because none of the receivers are getting open
>Watch the All-22 of the Raiders game if you have access to it. They are blanketed non stop which is crazy for how bad the Raiders Pass defense is.
Diggs is good but the guy is not a blazer and not a guy who is going to go up and catch jump passes.
Wallace is poop.
I was much much more concerned than I am today after realizing this. He has been put in a position where he could easily be losing games. Instead he is prolonging drives and not forcing throws that could lead to mistakes if he can help it.
why come fantasy descriptions always give chargers with the same sentence every time
eg michael floyd keenan allen antonio gates etc all have one point in time to be described as "pick him up because MUH LEGENDARY RED ZONE RAPPORT with Philip Rivers
they dont use the word rapport with anybody else
>>63638588
Wish it would have happened 2 weeks ago
>Based Malcom Brown had 7 tackles and a sack
Getting better every week Sean ;)
>>63639083
I don't see the problem with Teddy game managing. That's all you can really ask of a young QB. If they do more, great. But what he's doing right now seems to be what the Vikings need.
Is Tony Romo a fuckin madman? His first tweet today since his injury was a smug smiley face with a video where a coach tells his football team "well I guess there's only one thing we can do...WIN IT ALL"
Dill pickle juice is quite tasty and very invigorationg. Goota get over the salty taste, tho.
>>63639199
publicity for ian rapoport
>>63639278
CowNiggers aside Romo is pretty based
Hey guys what should I get as Christmas gift for my wife's son? He's 11 if that helps.
>>63639268
Hes also over a year younger than Carr.
>>63637722
>>63639359
This desu
He seems like a nice guy
Matt Ryan's going to become elite starting this Sunday.
>>63639396
a job
>>63639396
>for my wife's son
not
>for my son
Didn't anyone ever teach you not to get serious with a slut? Already having a kid is a dealbreaker.
>Based Chris Harper
YES
YES
YEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>63638183
Is this fresh pasta?
>>63639417
Joe Flacco has already been elite for many years though.
>>63639417
>tfw I'm going to this game
Hope they don't disappoint
>>63631914
> tfw everybody thought the Pisstains were good cuase they went 5-1
lol they will be lucky to make the playoffs at this point
teams have learned how to contain drummond, and they literally have no shooters so teams just stack the paint.
>>63639417
>mfw they get BTFO by Hasselkek at home
>>63639548
>the city of you
>>63639083
>Watch the All-22 of the Raiders game if you have access to it. They are blanketed non stop which is crazy for how bad the Raiders Pass defense is.
This desu. Wallace is especially infuriating, he's clearly just going through the motions. He knows he and Teddy aren't on the same page so he's not even gonna try getting open.
>vikings 2 seed. Saints 6 seed
> vikings beat 4 seed giants to advance to nfccg
> saints beat 3 seed cards and 1 seed panthers. Head to minn for the hip.
> saints d rips teddys little chicken legs apart before keking brady to another 18-1 in the owl
>Vikings stay salty for an eternity
ALL BUST TEAM
QB : JAMARCUS RUSSELL
QB2 : RYAN LEAF
QB3 : RG3 / RUN N SHOOT QBS / MUH THROW POWER QBS / MOST BENGALS QBS NOT NAMED ESIASON AND DALTON, MOST CLEVELAND QBS NOT NAMED KOSAR OR SIPE. ARCHIE GRIFFIN, ARCHIE MANNING, KIJANA CARTER, STEVE GROGAN, ART SCHLICHTER, RICK MIRER, JORDAN PALMER, MATT LEINART, COLT MCCOY, MOST LIONS QBS NOT NAMED BOBBY LAYNE, SCOTT MITCHELL AND MATT STAFFORD. CADE MCNOWN, MOST JETS QBS NOT NAMED JOE NAMATH OR RON JAWORSKI
RB : TRENT RICHARDSON
RB2 : RICKY AND CADILLAC WILLIAMS
RB3 : MOST PENN STATE RBS
RB4 : MELVIN GORDON / KNOWSHON MORENO / CURTIS ENOS
WR : JESSIE HESTER
WR2 : JUSTIN BLACKMON
WR3 : J.J STOKES
WR4 : DESMOND HOWARD
WR5 : VINCENT BROWN
TE : KYLE BRADY
TE2 : MICKEY SHULER
TE3 : BENNIE JOPRU
OL : TONY MANDARICH
OL : ROBERT GALLERY?
OL : LEVI BROWN
OL : JASON SMITH
C : MARCUS MARTIN
C : CHRIS GRONKOSKI
DE : AUNDRAY BRUCE
DE : DION SIMS
DE : VERNON GHOLSTON
DE : mike mamula, jon harris, marcus smith, jerome mcdougal
DE : AMOBI OKOYE
DT : WENDALL BRYANT
DT : SYLVESTER WILLIAMS
DT : TRAVIS JOHNSON
LB : BRIAN BOSWORTH
LB : JADEVEON CLOWNEY
LB : AARON CURRY
LB : BROCK LESNAR
CB : PATRICK BATES
CB : PHILLIP THOMAS
CB : D.J. HAYDEN
CB : TONY HOLLINGS
CB : FABIAN WASHINGTON
S : MATT ELAM / ADAM ARCHULETA
S : LARON LANDRY
S : MIKE MITCHELL
S : MICHAEL HUFF
S : JARROD COOPER
K :SCOTT NORWOOD
P : JERRY DEPOISTER
RS : DEVON WYLIE
HC : NICK SABAN / ANY RAIDERS COACH FROM '03-09 AND DENNIS ALLEN, ROMEO CRENNEL, TOM FEARS, JOHN MCKAY
SB 49 IN GENERAL
>>63639629
You lost me at the part where the Saints D did anything aside for roll over and accept the big black dick in their ass
>Chris Harper brought up in light of Edelman's injury
THANK YOU BASED HARPER
>>63639711
Theyll be fine, they just need to get back to their winning ways of committing crimes for money
>>63639751
Darren Sharper isn't there anymore so that isn't going to work
>>63639645
WR1) Charles Rogers
>>63639645
0/10
way way way too fucking many QBs.
1. Leaf
2. Russell
3. [insert your favorite here]
>Steve Grogan a bust
fuck you
also
>Josh McDaniels not under HC busts
>>63639645
>no Troy Williamson
>no Charles Rogers
>no Lawrence Phillips
>no Dimitrius Underwood
>no A.J. Jenkins
>no Morris Claiborne
>>63639867
>>63639866
>>63639830
Do not reply, this is obviously the work of a tripfag with his trip off
>>63639645
>no Lawrence Phillips
Confirmed for born in 1996 or later
>>63631960
This
>>63639266
you are Sean
>>63639645
>Dalton not a bust
>>63631960
Can we convince Hiro that we all want Canadian posters banned and moved to /asp/?
>>63639908
>>63639867
Most Penn State RBs includes Williams faggot
>>63639866
Grogan did shit, same with Marc Wilson and most everyone else up until Bledsoe or Brady.
McDaniels will be included
>>63639830
Ok
Williamson, Claiborne, Jenkins, and Underwood will be added
>>63639993
Let's give him 'till the end of the season
>>63640025
>Grogan did shit
he was a franchise QB who was constantly injured, similar to how Montana was, except he never had an elite backup like Young to save him. (Not comparing their skill, of course Montana >>>>> Grogan)
If anything, Tony Eason is far more of a bust when we're talking Pats QBs, if only for his SB20 performance alone.
>>63635518
Tim Couch was a perfect example of a good QB ruined by a shit team
Speaking of Lawrence Phillips
>On April 12, 2015, Phillips' cellmate Damion Soward, the cousin of former USC Trojan and NFL wide receiver R. Jay Soward, was found dead in the cell the two men shared. Soward, who was serving a sentence of 82-to-life for a murder conviction, was choked to death, and Phillips was regarded as the prime suspect in the case.
>On September 1, 2015, Phillips was charged with first-degree murder in connection with Soward's death. On November 9, 2015, evidence emerged that Phillips was lying in wait to kill Soward, which prompted the Kern County district attorney to make Phillips eligible for the death penalty.
Can there be an all-murderer team?
>>63640196
>Can there be an all-murderer team?
>Lawrence Phillips
>Ray Lewis
>Aaron Hernandez
>>63637628
Looks like all the Bernard Pollard comparisons were accurate
>>63638588
wait wasnt he just off a suspension?
>>63640245
Randall Woodfield
Rae Carruth(contract murder counts)
>>63640245
if we're counting vehicular murders
>Marvin Harrison
>Dont'e (sp?) Stallworth
No one really thinks the Vikings are going to beat the Pack this sunday right?
Rodgers and co. are going to RELAX and expose this meme defense for sure. I expect the resident child abuser will rush for less than 100 yards.
>>63640303
Didn't Marshawn Lynch run over some bitch in Buffalel?
ALL MURDERER TEAM
QB :
QB 2 : STEVE MCNAIR'S WIFE
RB : LAWRENCE PHILLIPS
RB 2 : O.J. SIMPSON
RB 3 :
WR : CHRIS HENRY'S WIFE
WR2 :
WR3 :
WR4 :
TE : AARON HERNANDEZ
TE2 :
TE3 :
OL
OL
OL
OL
OL
C
C
DE :
DE :
DT :
DT :
LB : RAY LEWIS
LB :
LB :
LB :
CB :
CB :
CB :
CB :
S : DARREN SHARPER
S :
>>63640443
>Ray Lewis
>Darren Sharper
>>63639645
You leave John McKay alone.
>yfw you get keked at home
>>63640443
probably easier to fill if you just make it the all-felon team, or even all-criminal team. murder is pretty specific
>try to grow popularity of sport by having a highlights show at quarter past midnight
so any other bongs staying up to watch the show, or have you all fucked off to sleep?
>>63640443
Fuck Steve McNair's wife man.
>>63640399
>Megatron/Forte/Gurley/Carr is going to expose the Vikings' defense
lel
Didn't your homosex quarterback get BTFO by Detoilet at home?
>>63640443
Forgetting somebody?
>>63640399
>Aaron Rodgers and the Packers
>away vs a winning team
Just give the W to the Vikings already
>>63640481
this. John Mckay was based as fuck
>reporter: what do you think about your offense's execution?
>McKay: I'm all for it
>>63640542
>>63640443
>Steve McNair's wife man
it wasn't his wife who killed him
>>63640443
>>63640479
Lewis doesn't get the benefit of the doubt
also
>WR1: Marvin Harrison
>WR2: Dont'e Stallworth
>>63640507
agreed, I don't think you could field a team of murderers at every position
>>63640530
are you brits not able to afford DVRs after having to pay for your television license?
>>63640399
>yfw Vikings win the division
>>63640530
Going to sleep, I actually have a job. At least we don't have vernon fucking kay presenting it now.
>>63640621
>EFLI homepage still says season 2 starts in november 2015
>over halfway through november now
>not a single damn update since october, and those were just PR tweets unrelated to the league
so it's dead, right?
>>63640542
Mistress
>>63640705
Is that Brother Muzzone from The Wire?
>>63640781
nope
>get home from deer hunting
>decide to finally check scores
>Lions beat fudgepackers in cheesetown
Is this real fucking life?
>>63640826
Lions did everything they possibly could to lose the game but the Packers just wanted it less
>>63640817
>>63640705
Don't shit a shitter m8
>>63640826
>Is this real fucking life?
the Packers are just playing purposely bad so teams underestimate them in th postseason desu
DUDE RELATABLE VIDEOS LMAO
>>63640826
not even the biggest story of the week, peyton is done
>>63640826
literally one of the biggest choke jobs I have ever seen (on both sides)
>Lions up 12-10 late in the 4th
>score a TD with 1:50 left
>miss the extra point (2nd one in that game) so it remains an 8 point game
>Packers drive down the field
>score a TD with 0:30 remaining
>miss the 2 point conversion
>Packers go for an onside kick
>ball goes straight through Megatron's hands
>Packers recover at the 50
>Packers get to DET 37
>Packers try a 52 yard FG to win it
>Packers holder blocks the attempt
>Lions win
>>63640960
The Packers' impersonation of a garbage team is so uncanny I believe it completely
>>63641015
Neither team deserved to win. It was remarkable. Even by the Lions' standards they played like shit and the Packers still managed to play down to them
best jinx ever? the packers haven't won since.
>>63640507
extra credit if we can get ST done. Feel free to make corrections and add to the list
ALL-FELON TEAM
>Offense
QB1: Michael Vick
QB2:
RB1: O.J. Simpson
RB2: Lawrence Philips
RB3: Ray Rice
WR1: Marvin Harrison
WR2: Donte Stallworth
WR3:
WR4:
TE1: Aaron Hernandez
TE2:
TE3:
>Offensive Line
C:
C:
T:
T:
G:
G:
O-LINE:
>Mid-Liners
DE1: Greg Hardy
DE2: Leonard Little
DT1: Jim Dunaway
DT2:
>Linebackers
OLB:
ILB:
MLB: Ray Lewis
LB: Terrell Suggs
>Secondary
CB1:
CB2:
CB3:
CB4:
FS: Darren Sharper
SS:
S:
>Special Teams
K:
P:
KR:
PR:
>>63641015
Aaron Rodgers knows all about choking
