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JAC: Jags to debut GOAT uniforms on TNF
CLE: Manziel to start the rest of the season
CIN:Dalton's bad MNF leads to Bengals' first loss
HOU:Texans knock off previously-unbeaten Bengals
HOU:Hoyer leaves MNF for concussion evaluation
NO:Saints pull plug on defensive boss Rob Ryan
STL:Rams name Case Keenum new starting QB
DAL:Romo collarbone 'healed'; 'will play' Sunday
DEN:Broncos rule out Peyton Manning for Week 11
SF:Boldin (hamstring) still isn't 'full speed'
SF:49ers consider Carlos Hyde (foot) day to day
JAC:T.J. Yeldon (foot) sporting a walking boot
TEN:Titans CB McCourty (groin surgery) sent to IR
First for Steelers superb owl
Fuck the thread captchas
>>63631873
What's the problem? Is a QB in a conservative run-first offense that gets off to early leads and sits on them behind a great defense supposed to have gaudy passing stats now? Sorry that the coaches don't like to take risks by being unnecessarily aggressive but the win-loss record speaks for itself.
Sneak's Official Post Week 10 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™
1. Patriots
2. Panthers (+1)
3. Bengals (-1)
4. Cardinals (+1)
5. Vikings (+1)
6. Broncos (-1)
7. Steelers (+2)
8. Seahawks (-1)
9. Giants (-1)
10. Falcons (+1)
11. Bills (+6)
12. Jets
13. Colts (+3)
14. Chiefs (+5)
15. Redskins (+5)
16. Rams (-3)
17. Raiders (-2)
18. Dolphins (+4)
19. Eagles (-5)
20. Bears (+4)
21. Texans (+4)
22. Saints (-4)
23. 49ers
24. Bucs (+5)
25. Jaguars (+6)
26. Lions (+6)
27. Packers (-17)
28. Ravens (-7)
29. Chargers (-2)
30. Cowboys (-4)
31. Titans (-3)
32. Browns (-2)
>@PFF: Best hands in the league at WR this year? Danny Amendola: 40 catchable balls, 0 drops.
>>63632131
First round QB is a guy that you should be able to trust when you put the game in his hands.
You're a fucking liar if you say you trust Teddy Bridgewater to lead a 2 minute drill.
If anything Bridgewater looks like Steve Young to me, only with a higher ceiling. It's funny how everyone ignores how good he actually is just because of the color of his skin, I bet if he was as white and christian as Carr he'd be in MVP talks right now.
>tfw when the raiders could realistically win out the season and finish 11-5
>>63632285
all teddy does is win football games
>>63632133
how are teams like the Steelers and Seahwks top 10 if they're still expected to miss the playoffs entirely
>dude power rankings
Yeah, but it's pretty much where the teams stand currently is it not?
>>63632383
oh you
Does anyone else find the Ratbirds bawling about the officials absolutely hilarious? They benefit from bad officiating as much as anyone in the league, maybe more.
Hell, with a competent officiating team instead of Boger's Bunglers, they would have lost the Super Bowl.
>>63632317
Bears will go 11-5
>>63632303
>7 TDs
>6 INTs
>201 YPG
>7.1 YPA
>looks like Steve Young with a higher ceiling
>>63632285
>You're a fucking liar if you say you trust Teddy Bridgewater to lead a 2 minute drill
You don't watch the Vikings, do you?
>>63632385
it's basically literally ranking teams based on the last 3 games every time
#32 blows out 3 teams in a row and they're top 5 despite being 4-6 or some shit
why the fuck do people put weight on the rankings lmao
>#Jaguars RB T.J. Yeldon (foot) out of the boot, said for Thursday, "I'll be fine."
THE TENNESSEE STYLE BARBEQUE ANGUS WILL BE PEPPERED
>His RB doesn't have the most ypc after Contact in the NFL
>>63632587
steve young sucked his first few years
who /seasonsover/ here?
>>63632659
Your running back is going to be replaced
>>63632587
26 rushes for 116 yards with 2 TDs and 13 first downs too along with a 7-2 record this year, yeah he's actually kind of like Steve Young.
>>63632133
>>63632664
Sneak put the Pakcers pretty low this time too, -17 damn son.
You alright Sneak?
>>63632133
panthers should be #1, they've beaten other title contenders like green bay and seattle where as new england has not beaten anybody yet
>>63632303
>>63632662
>the packers incompetence let loose this autism into the league
>Perriman on IR
shocker
Objective facts only.
Derek Carr and Teddy Bridgewater are both much, much better than Aaron Rodgers
>>63632664
5-0 to 6-3 and one of the worst teams in the league. That's how quickly the NFL works sometimes. Teams can go from 1-15 to 11-5 in one year, y'know.
>>63632727
I'm never alright. Packers will likely be at 29 or 30 when they lose to the Vikings, depends on how the teams below them do. Heck if the Titans and Browns will I'll put them dead last.
>>63632706
Gil BrandtVerified account
@Gil_Brandt
RBs w/ most yards after contact/carry:
Miller 2.7
Bernard 2.4
Gurley 2.4
Bell 2.4
Hyde 2.4
Ingram 2.3
Ivory 2.3
C.Johnson 2.2
Hillman 2.2
He's got a pretty good lead right now
How fucking butthurt will you faggot fucking bastards be when the Vikings win the Superbowl this year and in 2018 AT HOME turning the Vikings into a dynasty getting AP the rings he deserves
>inb4 faggots don't know Teddy's role is to Manage the game and get AP the ball and get men off the line.
you faggot fucks can stay mad while we go 13-3 and beat the undefeated Panthers in the NFCCG and THEN Beat the >18-1's vol 2
>>63632720
So any QB who can run a little is Steve young eh?
>>63632662
He was on a shit Tampa bay team
>>63632727
the packers just lost to the DETROIT LIONS
IN LAMBEAU
honestly he should have put them 32
>tfw the minnesota vikings are on top of the NFC north
why even live desu
>>63632830
Jay Ajayi will still be given the job by the end of the year
>>63632285
>Has 6 comeback wins that depended on NO ONE BUT HOME to make plays
Kuck
e
Kuck
Kill yourself faggot, 7-2
>not being a part of the >above .700 club
>>63632823
I dunno why Viking fags and Raider fags are arguing over which of their QBs are better. They're both great and show tremendous promise, but they play in vastly different offenses. Of course their stats aren't going to look the same. Bortles should be up there too but he's too damn inconsistent right now.
>>63632845
Slow down with the optimism, friendo. You know how it goes when you get your hopes up with this franchise.
>>63632962
Bortles is like, exactly where everyone expected him to be at this point. He was AWFUL last year, and this year he's mediocre but he's serviceable. We all expected a Big Ben clone but with the comeback victories, the balls of steel, and the hard-on for wanting to go deep every play it looks like we're getting Brett Favre instead and I'm completely okay with that.
what's a qb like espee
>>63633191
this bortles is fun as fuck to watch, even if he isnt very good
who /BANTZ/ here
http://www.gq.com/story/cam-newton-dabbing-nashville-mom
>>63632845
only if AP wins SBMVP will I be ok with it
>>63632897
Ajayi has been breddy good. he didn't look good in Preseason. But i dont want to lose My RB Waifu.
2 Back sets and just having 2 good backs id rather. SO long as Miller doesn't break the Bank
Can someone explain to me how Watt mocked Dalton? He made a silly joke and even said Dalton was a great player right afterward. Where was the mocking?
>>63633312
I just want AP to win comeback player of the year this season.
>>63633191
At the very least Bortles is a vast improvement over Gabbert and he's got a lot of potential if he can work on being more consistent. If Johnny Manziel can put it together then 2014 looks like one of the best QB classes ever.
>>63633412
that's Eric Berry or Carson Palmer's award to lose
>>63633272
It's been a long time since the Jaguars have had exciting air-it-out style football. Even Jimmy Smith's last few years didn't compare, and watching the team hand the ball off 400 times a year while passing for 100 yards a game was really boring, even if it did work
>>63633385
Watt is just a beta faggot who probably rehearsed that 4/10 joke for the entire week.
And everyone came in their pants over it
>>63633312
inb4 it's Harrison Smith after both a pick six and a strip-sack TD of Tom Brady
>yfw the cowboys lose on sunday
>>63633260
Tough and preserve
I could unironically beat up JJ Watt without even trying desu
>>63633508
>Watt is just a beta faggot who probably rehearsed that 4/10 joke for the entire week.
This. And he almost messed it up even with all the rehearsing.
>And everyone came in their pants over it
I don't think anyone would be talking about it now if Dalton didn't get shitter shattered over some low quality banter
>>63633371
Based on what Ajayi flashed in college, long-term he will be a far better running back than Lamar Miller ever will be, if he plays up to his potential
>>63633619
The only thing you can beat up is your dick.
>>63633619
The only thing unironically getting beat up is you're mom's loose pussy
>>63633655
and doesn't suffer from bone-on-bone
![12219402_10208321628861824_72759172432055496_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dncteeX.jpg "12219402 10208321628861824 72759172432055496 n[1]")
Not even a Dolphins fan but Landry has been my favorite non-Jaguar this year
>>63632845
False flagging jinxing faggot.
>>63633655
His knee is unreliable as fuck, there is a reason he went late. Had nothing to do with Skill. Purely health concern.
>>63633712
Seriously, no Vikings fan is this delusionally optimistic. Every single one of us is bracing for the worst.
>>63633709
good choice my man
>>63633760
Agreed. Like I said, if he fulfills his potential.
>>63632285
Are you high? Teddy has 6 comebacks already
>>63633430
... No.. Just no
>>63633819
>tfw the Packers have no swagger
>>63633760
That's gross desu.
>>63633918
>Bobby hill looking motherfuckers
>>63633918
>implying
>>63633860
>Just no
Explain yourself instead of memeing
>>63633935
ever drink pickle juice m8
really invigorating and tastes nice and sour
>>63633760
pickle juice is fucking fantastic
>>63633935
http://www.active.com/nutrition/articles/why-every-athlete-should-have-pickle-juice
>ignoring the most exciting news this season
>>63634213
I don't doubt it, but my shit tier taste buds wont allow it.
Fuck the jungle cats!
And fuck that wannabe "best 2nd year qb" Bortles !
Carr, Teddy and even Manziel make a better qb.
fucking no good premature balding, double allen nigger having Jungle Cats!
>>63634340
That's why you will always fail at life anon
>>63632776
You should be dead
>>63634252
which is?
>>63634057
Sure. Carr, bortles and bridge look like they might work out
Most likely however injury will take one out in the next 2 years. It's normal. So 2 will remain. My guess one will be a probowler every couple of years and the other will be good but not great
So 2 good qbs.
>>63634355
>Implying Bortles isn't maturing faster than any QB in NFL history and won't be the GOAT 35 year old grizzled veteran by the end of the year
>>63634340
>>63634453
Based on what?
>>63632133
>packers (-17)
Every time sneak
>>63632133
>sneak
>>63634526
>tfw your hair looks the same as his
>>63634544
Take that pickle juice and a dozen pickles and Shove them up your ass
Also Roddy White is a bitch
>>63634453
>Most likely however injury will take one out in the next 2 years. It's normal.
Not really, not in the modern NFL
>>63634526
JUST
>>63634761
JAGS
>>63634577
Do you really want me to go into it?
Meh
Height-weight ratios + qb bust history basically
1/3 qbs in the first round turn out to be good
1/2 will play and be starters for 2 years atleast
1/4 will be probowl visitors
Google it if you want
Start with "1/4 of wrs in first round aren't bust"
Qbs have one of the highest bust rates in the draft. A big part is injuries.
So you have Carr who is 6'2 215 and bridge same basic sizes and their height to ratio sucks. At 6'2 you've got to be 225 basically or injuries pop up
>>63634759
Tell rg3 that, weeden after he got his ass beaten in Cleveland I can go on.
There aren't career ending injuries generally but guys who keep getting injured which keeps the off the field and playing well
And it is Normal
Also jp losman, Quinn, akili smith
Injuries just kept happening
>Giants re-signed "Brick Hands, Noodle Fingers" Hakeem Nicks
Fuck Jerry Reese.
>>63634982
> weeden
He was just shit, he wasn't injured that much.
>>63634982
>weeden
Injuries played no part in him busting. He was just trash. Meanwhile RG3 was just a meme who couldn't adjust to being a pocket passer.
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this nigga. I know y'all saw that pathetic performance from a "lel top 5 team" niggas couldn't even compete mid season in a divisional game at home. Not to mention how they benched their old ass QB. The Bronkeks sure did start strong against a trash schedule, but even their game against us they were looking exposed it if wasn't for a few out of character fumbles by the main man Charles himself.
Good luck next year without Peyton, and enjoy your last look at the playoffs for the next 4 years at least.
>>63634982
>akili smith
You lost all credibility
>>63634982
weeden and akili smith were just shit dude
>>63632830
My heart dies a little bit each time I see Bell's name
>>63635048
>>63635115
weeden was butchered Cleveland
How about David Carr as an example
>1 loss and all Bengals fans go MIA
That all it takes?
lol
>>63635309
>>63635389
akili had abilities but wasn't trained. They threw him out there and he was crushed. Pretty much anyone would have collapsed their rookie year when having to deal with that beating
>>63635572
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>63635518
Carr wasn't injuries, though Houston did ruin him by letting him get sacked so much he was seeing ghosts on every single one of his dropbacks. Nobody likes getting hit, and if you think you're going to get hit every time you take the snap you're going to be timid.
>>63634982
Most of those guys were just shit and never looked good. They had nothing to do with injuries. RG3 is the exception.
>>63635595
Ryan Leaf might've been the bigger bust, but Akili Smith was literally the worst quarterback I've ever seen in the NFL.
Just here to let y'all know
>>63635518
Neither are the result of injury. Carr is merely the product of an unbelievably shitty team. That's not injury
>>63635969
What, that you like losing money? Your picks are awful.
>>63635518
I agree with Carr. He has the league record on getting sacked with 76 in his rookie season. He also has the third spot at 68.
Wouldn't wonder if he had a bad shellshock after that
>>63634544
>The label is an infinite loop of Witten holding pickle juice
Lel
>>63631914
>DAL:Romo collarbone 'healed'; 'will play' Sunday
..and the comeback commences
>>63632824
I love you snek
>>63636450
inb4 Suh stomps his other collarbone
>>63635991
>>63635932
>>63635652
Carr was playing through injuries from his rookie season on
Akili never had a shot
You get hit enough, you take enough pain you become a shell
That's why 1 of the 3 guys will be a bust
>Ryan replaced by literally who assistant
>Failcoons starting to choke
>Busc buscing
>Panthers literally undefeatable
If I have to sit through a Pats/Pants owl this year I'm gonna lose my mind
>>63636643
Akili had way more shots than he deserved, he even had Corey Dillon to hand off to and could never do shit. Corey Dillon was literally the entire offense.
>>63636675
don't worry. It might be Cardinals - Pats.
>>63636643
Again, this had nothing to do with major injuries. Rax didn't get hurt out of a job either. Bad play and a bad situation that hampers development are not injuries.
>>63632720
4.4 ypc is fucking pitiful for a qb
He can barely run dont compare him to Steve Young he isn't similar
Are queens fans the new offseason chiefs in terms of delusion?
>>63636675
feels good doesn't it?
>>63637419
Vikings have always been some of the most cancerous cunts here
they practically quarantined themselves to twitter because people would mock them here
>>63636675
Prepare for Pats/Panthers rematch
It'll be even better than the first one (that Owl is my favorite)
>>63632830
Good to see Ingram up there desu
>>63637419
Vikings are actually making it to the NFCCG though and will probably be SB contenders for as long as we have AP and a smart solid QB like Bridgewater.
>Swearinger cut from the Bucs
The guy has talent, he's just dumb as fuck and draws penalties like nobody's business.
so we all agree that Cardinals/Jaguars owl would be the best compromise right?
>>63637656
I want Patriots/Anyone, because if NE wins, Goodell would probably commit hara-kiri on the spot rather than have to hand Kraft, Belichick, and Brady the trophy.
Post your feeling when the Chicago Bears win the Super Bowl.
how come ever since the patriots won back to back in 03/04, the super bowl winner every year doesn't win a playoff game the following season? the first exception was last year's seahawks, but now it looks like the patriots are about to go back to back again
>>63633804
this guy knows
>Raiders won't make it to the owl
I feel bad, my husbando carr deserves better
JFF was not that bad against the Steelers. 12 for 12 out of the pocket. had a couple decent scrambles.
The Browns need to stop signing short WRs. It's a really bad policy and they are a really bad team anyway.
Manziel needs to realize he's not at A&M anymore and throwing deep or rolling out and scrambling aren't gonna cut it. If the opponent is giving you dump passes up front, you gotta take them and live to play another down.
The best scenario:
>Patriots go 18-0
>Goodell suspends Brady for no particular reason the week before the game
>Stalls the appeal until after the Owl
>The Pats go 18-1 again with Brady watching from a press box
>>63637853
no. they need to lose with Brady playing
>>63637747
>mfw this guy is just making this shit up
>mfw I checked and it was actually true
>2005 steelers won the owl, no playoff wins in 2006
>2006 colts won the owl, no playoff wins in 2007
>2007 giants won the owl, no playoff wins in 2008
>2008 steelers won the owl, no playoff wins in 2009
>2009 saints won the owl, no playoff wins in 2010
>2010 packers won the owl, no playoff wins in 2011
>2011 giants won the owl, no playoff wins in 2012
>2012 ravens won the owl, no playoff wins in 2013
>during all this time the patriots never won an owl
Did Belichick curse the lombardi trophy so that nobody would win 2 in a row until he came back to reclaim it?
>>63637828
Steelers secondary makes everyone look good. They usually keep the points down, but just about every qb finishes with 350+ and a high completion %
What the fuck did Aldon Smith do?
>>63637914
it was for the DUI he got in august
>>63637914
you forgot to end that sentence with "this time"
>>63637933
has he been playing well this year
Actually turns out it's for another incident
>>63637983
from what Raiders fans have said yes
but they still have Mack and Mario Edwards Jr. so while the loss hurts it could be worse
hell knowing the Raiders he could be back on the team once his suspension is up in 2017
>>63635563
I felt it all day yesterday. I knew we'd get good old Dalton. I would be less embarrassed to post if Dalton didn't act like a bitch after the game.
>>63637914
STAY OFF THE WEEEEEDUH
>>63634252
LOL what's he rolling up that dollar bill for?
>>63638146
Snorting this.
Did you hear?
Romo's back this week.
>Live in Louisiana
>Wearing my Derek Carr jersey (Thank you based Carr)
>In uni
>This attractive girl comes up to me, for some reason she always tries to talk to me
>She wants to know what jersey I am wearing
>Ask myself if I have the time to explain it, and if it pleases Carr, if I should
>Decide he would want this to happen, Thank you Based Carr
>Where could I even begin?
>I start by making sure she is a Christian, I do not want these honey words to fall on sour ears
>She says yes
>Begin telling her of Carr's exploits
>She seems interested at first, but her interest clearly starts to wain
>I stop to take a breath
>"Anon, do you want to maybe go somewhere with me after class?"
>I get a perplexed look on my face
>She says "You know... As a date?"
>I smile, thinking she is joking
>She isn't
>"Our Lord doesn't want that to happen, every day you must honor Jesus Christ. In every win and every loss, honor God. Jesus is the son of God, and by God we love him."
>"Who is we?" She asks
>I again tell her about Based Carr (thank you Based Carr) and of his exploits
>She again asks if I really don't want to do anything
>I explain I have a few charity events to go to, and then I need to go to Church
>She leaves
>Thank Based Carr for allowing me the opportunity to at least try and spread the good word, even if it was on deaf ears
>>63638176
They should just rest him and tank.
>>63638183
Doing Carrs work, brother
Thank you based Carr
>>63638183
>white people wearing Raiders clothes
That's trashy even for the South
Be thankful most of them are college ball fans to hyped for muh LSU
>>63638297
At the beginning of the season I got all manner of shit from Aints fans for wearing Raiders clothes. I literally hear nothing from them anymore while I walk around wearing my Rad Raiders jacket.
>>63638392
you are a shitskin. no one cares what you think or wear
>>63638409
I'm a white and a Christian.
To settle this Bridgewater argument: Vikings ranked 31st in ppg while the defense is ranked 2nd in opp ppg.
If the defense if off or has a bad day, they could be fucked. One of the offensive problems that was shown on Sunday was Bridgewater throwing conservatively. The thing is though, no one really got open.
3 receptions by WRs and 11 by TEs or outlet RBs. Either Norv needs a better passing scheme or Vikings just need better receivers. Raiders are ranked 31st in pass defense.
>>63638473
Does anyone unironically still think Bridgewater is better than Carr?
>>63638392
>LSU and raiders fan
>wears carr, not jawalrus
oh the ironing
Why doesn't Rodgers throw dragons to Janis?
>>63638473
Teddy is pressured on nearly 46% of his dropbacks. That's a crazy high number. The personnel outside of AP just isn't there for the offense to really open up. Teddy has to make stuff happen from literally nothing.
Aldon Smith facing 1 year suspension
Thoughts?
>>63634526
JUST
>>63638588
Not fair considering Hardy is playing too harsh but I am biased.
Maybe shoulda been 8 games at the most
>>63638588
Just one
>>63638659
I think it's too harsh but most likely it's because he has a history of bad behavior. If it was a first time offense it might have been 4-6 games.
>>63638534
I'm not an LSU fan, I don't watch college football.
>>63638588
>already in trouble because of a DUI
>violate substance abuse policy later in the same month
can't really defend him
>>63634526
Dear lord
and people thing Deanetty's spot is bad
hello
does anyone have an tim tebow webm/gifs?
>>63638588
Pretty retarded
I have seen a few games with him and he plays well but reading his backstory and seeing the suspension doesn't add up
Yeah this is strike three but again charges were dropped and Greg Hardy is still out there .
>combine eagles top 10 defense this year with kellys offense pre 2014 exposure and you have an owl
On Teddy:
He obviously passes the eye test. Whats concerning when watching games is the lack of passing offense for the Vikings.
The problem is two fold:
The Vikings Oline is giving up a crazy amount of pressure. They can run block but our rookie right tackle and front three are horrible pass blockers.
Teddy is holding the ball too long because none of the receivers are getting open
>Watch the All-22 of the Raiders game if you have access to it. They are blanketed non stop which is crazy for how bad the Raiders Pass defense is.
Diggs is good but the guy is not a blazer and not a guy who is going to go up and catch jump passes.
Wallace is poop.
I was much much more concerned than I am today after realizing this. He has been put in a position where he could easily be losing games. Instead he is prolonging drives and not forcing throws that could lead to mistakes if he can help it.
why come fantasy descriptions always give chargers with the same sentence every time
eg michael floyd keenan allen antonio gates etc all have one point in time to be described as "pick him up because MUH LEGENDARY RED ZONE RAPPORT with Philip Rivers
they dont use the word rapport with anybody else
>>63638588
Wish it would have happened 2 weeks ago
>Based Malcom Brown had 7 tackles and a sack
Getting better every week Sean ;)
>>63639083
I don't see the problem with Teddy game managing. That's all you can really ask of a young QB. If they do more, great. But what he's doing right now seems to be what the Vikings need.
Is Tony Romo a fuckin madman? His first tweet today since his injury was a smug smiley face with a video where a coach tells his football team "well I guess there's only one thing we can do...WIN IT ALL"
Dill pickle juice is quite tasty and very invigorationg. Goota get over the salty taste, tho.
>>63639199
publicity for ian rapoport
>>63639278
CowNiggers aside Romo is pretty based
Hey guys what should I get as Christmas gift for my wife's son? He's 11 if that helps.
>>63639268
Hes also over a year younger than Carr.
>>63639359
This desu
He seems like a nice guy
Matt Ryan's going to become elite starting this Sunday.
>>63639396
a job
>>63639396
>for my wife's son
not
>for my son
Didn't anyone ever teach you not to get serious with a slut? Already having a kid is a dealbreaker.
>Based Chris Harper
YES
YES
YEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>63638183
Is this fresh pasta?
>>63639417
Joe Flacco has already been elite for many years though.
>>63639417
>tfw I'm going to this game
Hope they don't disappoint
>>63631914
> tfw everybody thought the Pisstains were good cuase they went 5-1
lol they will be lucky to make the playoffs at this point
teams have learned how to contain drummond, and they literally have no shooters so teams just stack the paint.
>>63639417
>mfw they get BTFO by Hasselkek at home
>>63639548
>the city of you
>>63639083
>Watch the All-22 of the Raiders game if you have access to it. They are blanketed non stop which is crazy for how bad the Raiders Pass defense is.
This desu. Wallace is especially infuriating, he's clearly just going through the motions. He knows he and Teddy aren't on the same page so he's not even gonna try getting open.
>vikings 2 seed. Saints 6 seed
> vikings beat 4 seed giants to advance to nfccg
> saints beat 3 seed cards and 1 seed panthers. Head to minn for the hip.
> saints d rips teddys little chicken legs apart before keking brady to another 18-1 in the owl
>Vikings stay salty for an eternity
ALL BUST TEAM
QB : JAMARCUS RUSSELL
QB2 : RYAN LEAF
QB3 : RG3 / RUN N SHOOT QBS / MUH THROW POWER QBS / MOST BENGALS QBS NOT NAMED ESIASON AND DALTON, MOST CLEVELAND QBS NOT NAMED KOSAR OR SIPE. ARCHIE GRIFFIN, ARCHIE MANNING, KIJANA CARTER, STEVE GROGAN, ART SCHLICHTER, RICK MIRER, JORDAN PALMER, MATT LEINART, COLT MCCOY, MOST LIONS QBS NOT NAMED BOBBY LAYNE, SCOTT MITCHELL AND MATT STAFFORD. CADE MCNOWN, MOST JETS QBS NOT NAMED JOE NAMATH OR RON JAWORSKI
RB : TRENT RICHARDSON
RB2 : RICKY AND CADILLAC WILLIAMS
RB3 : MOST PENN STATE RBS
RB4 : MELVIN GORDON / KNOWSHON MORENO / CURTIS ENOS
WR : JESSIE HESTER
WR2 : JUSTIN BLACKMON
WR3 : J.J STOKES
WR4 : DESMOND HOWARD
WR5 : VINCENT BROWN
TE : KYLE BRADY
TE2 : MICKEY SHULER
TE3 : BENNIE JOPRU
OL : TONY MANDARICH
OL : ROBERT GALLERY?
OL : LEVI BROWN
OL : JASON SMITH
C : MARCUS MARTIN
C : CHRIS GRONKOSKI
DE : AUNDRAY BRUCE
DE : DION SIMS
DE : VERNON GHOLSTON
DE : mike mamula, jon harris, marcus smith, jerome mcdougal
DE : AMOBI OKOYE
DT : WENDALL BRYANT
DT : SYLVESTER WILLIAMS
DT : TRAVIS JOHNSON
LB : BRIAN BOSWORTH
LB : JADEVEON CLOWNEY
LB : AARON CURRY
LB : BROCK LESNAR
CB : PATRICK BATES
CB : PHILLIP THOMAS
CB : D.J. HAYDEN
CB : TONY HOLLINGS
CB : FABIAN WASHINGTON
S : MATT ELAM / ADAM ARCHULETA
S : LARON LANDRY
S : MIKE MITCHELL
S : MICHAEL HUFF
S : JARROD COOPER
K :SCOTT NORWOOD
P : JERRY DEPOISTER
RS : DEVON WYLIE
HC : NICK SABAN / ANY RAIDERS COACH FROM '03-09 AND DENNIS ALLEN, ROMEO CRENNEL, TOM FEARS, JOHN MCKAY
SB 49 IN GENERAL
>>63639629
You lost me at the part where the Saints D did anything aside for roll over and accept the big black dick in their ass
>Chris Harper brought up in light of Edelman's injury
THANK YOU BASED HARPER
>>63639711
Theyll be fine, they just need to get back to their winning ways of committing crimes for money
>>63639751
Darren Sharper isn't there anymore so that isn't going to work
>>63639645
WR1) Charles Rogers
>>63639645
0/10
way way way too fucking many QBs.
1. Leaf
2. Russell
3. [insert your favorite here]
>Steve Grogan a bust
fuck you
also
>Josh McDaniels not under HC busts
>>63639645
>no Troy Williamson
>no Charles Rogers
>no Lawrence Phillips
>no Dimitrius Underwood
>no A.J. Jenkins
>no Morris Claiborne
>>63639867
>>63639866
>>63639830
Do not reply, this is obviously the work of a tripfag with his trip off
>>63639645
>no Lawrence Phillips
Confirmed for born in 1996 or later
>>63631960
This
>>63639266
you are Sean
>>63639645
>Dalton not a bust
>>63631960
Can we convince Hiro that we all want Canadian posters banned and moved to /asp/?
>>63639908
>>63639867
Most Penn State RBs includes Williams faggot
>>63639866
Grogan did shit, same with Marc Wilson and most everyone else up until Bledsoe or Brady.
McDaniels will be included
>>63639830
Ok
Williamson, Claiborne, Jenkins, and Underwood will be added
>>63639993
Let's give him 'till the end of the season
>>63640025
>Grogan did shit
he was a franchise QB who was constantly injured, similar to how Montana was, except he never had an elite backup like Young to save him. (Not comparing their skill, of course Montana >>>>> Grogan)
If anything, Tony Eason is far more of a bust when we're talking Pats QBs, if only for his SB20 performance alone.
>>63635518
Tim Couch was a perfect example of a good QB ruined by a shit team
Speaking of Lawrence Phillips
>On April 12, 2015, Phillips' cellmate Damion Soward, the cousin of former USC Trojan and NFL wide receiver R. Jay Soward, was found dead in the cell the two men shared. Soward, who was serving a sentence of 82-to-life for a murder conviction, was choked to death, and Phillips was regarded as the prime suspect in the case.
>On September 1, 2015, Phillips was charged with first-degree murder in connection with Soward's death. On November 9, 2015, evidence emerged that Phillips was lying in wait to kill Soward, which prompted the Kern County district attorney to make Phillips eligible for the death penalty.
Can there be an all-murderer team?
>>63640196
>Can there be an all-murderer team?
>Lawrence Phillips
>Ray Lewis
>Aaron Hernandez
>>63637628
Looks like all the Bernard Pollard comparisons were accurate
>>63638588
wait wasnt he just off a suspension?
>>63640245
Randall Woodfield
Rae Carruth(contract murder counts)
>>63640245
if we're counting vehicular murders
>Marvin Harrison
>Dont'e (sp?) Stallworth
No one really thinks the Vikings are going to beat the Pack this sunday right?
Rodgers and co. are going to RELAX and expose this meme defense for sure. I expect the resident child abuser will rush for less than 100 yards.
>>63640303
Didn't Marshawn Lynch run over some bitch in Buffalel?
ALL MURDERER TEAM
QB :
QB 2 : STEVE MCNAIR'S WIFE
RB : LAWRENCE PHILLIPS
RB 2 : O.J. SIMPSON
RB 3 :
WR : CHRIS HENRY'S WIFE
WR2 :
WR3 :
WR4 :
TE : AARON HERNANDEZ
TE2 :
TE3 :
OL
OL
OL
OL
OL
C
C
DE :
DE :
DT :
DT :
LB : RAY LEWIS
LB :
LB :
LB :
CB :
CB :
CB :
CB :
S : DARREN SHARPER
S :
>>63640443
>Ray Lewis
>Darren Sharper
>>63639645
You leave John McKay alone.
>yfw you get keked at home
>>63640443
probably easier to fill if you just make it the all-felon team, or even all-criminal team. murder is pretty specific
>try to grow popularity of sport by having a highlights show at quarter past midnight
so any other bongs staying up to watch the show, or have you all fucked off to sleep?
>>63640443
Fuck Steve McNair's wife man.
>>63640399
>Megatron/Forte/Gurley/Carr is going to expose the Vikings' defense
lel
Didn't your homosex quarterback get BTFO by Detoilet at home?
>>63640443
Forgetting somebody?
>>63640399
>Aaron Rodgers and the Packers
>away vs a winning team
Just give the W to the Vikings already
>>63640481
this. John Mckay was based as fuck
>reporter: what do you think about your offense's execution?
>McKay: I'm all for it
>>63640542
>>63640443
>Steve McNair's wife man
it wasn't his wife who killed him
>>63640443
>>63640479
Lewis doesn't get the benefit of the doubt
also
>WR1: Marvin Harrison
>WR2: Dont'e Stallworth
>>63640507
agreed, I don't think you could field a team of murderers at every position
>>63640530
are you brits not able to afford DVRs after having to pay for your television license?
>>63640399
>yfw Vikings win the division
>>63640530
Going to sleep, I actually have a job. At least we don't have vernon fucking kay presenting it now.
>EFLI homepage still says season 2 starts in november 2015
>over halfway through november now
>not a single damn update since october, and those were just PR tweets unrelated to the league
so it's dead, right?
>>63640542
Mistress
>>63640705
Is that Brother Muzzone from The Wire?
>get home from deer hunting
>decide to finally check scores
>Lions beat fudgepackers in cheesetown
Is this real fucking life?
>>63640826
Lions did everything they possibly could to lose the game but the Packers just wanted it less
>>63640817
>>63640705
Don't shit a shitter m8
>>63640826
>Is this real fucking life?
the Packers are just playing purposely bad so teams underestimate them in th postseason desu
DUDE RELATABLE VIDEOS LMAO
>>63640826
not even the biggest story of the week, peyton is done
>>63640826
literally one of the biggest choke jobs I have ever seen (on both sides)
>Lions up 12-10 late in the 4th
>score a TD with 1:50 left
>miss the extra point (2nd one in that game) so it remains an 8 point game
>Packers drive down the field
>score a TD with 0:30 remaining
>miss the 2 point conversion
>Packers go for an onside kick
>ball goes straight through Megatron's hands
>Packers recover at the 50
>Packers get to DET 37
>Packers try a 52 yard FG to win it
>Packers holder blocks the attempt
>Lions win
>>63640960
The Packers' impersonation of a garbage team is so uncanny I believe it completely
>>63641015
Neither team deserved to win. It was remarkable. Even by the Lions' standards they played like shit and the Packers still managed to play down to them
best jinx ever? the packers haven't won since.
>>63640507
extra credit if we can get ST done. Feel free to make corrections and add to the list
ALL-FELON TEAM
>Offense
QB1: Michael Vick
QB2:
RB1: O.J. Simpson
RB2: Lawrence Philips
RB3: Ray Rice
WR1: Marvin Harrison
WR2: Donte Stallworth
WR3:
WR4:
TE1: Aaron Hernandez
TE2:
TE3:
>Offensive Line
C:
C:
T:
T:
G:
G:
O-LINE:
>Mid-Liners
DE1: Greg Hardy
DE2: Leonard Little
DT1: Jim Dunaway
DT2:
>Linebackers
OLB:
ILB:
MLB: Ray Lewis
LB: Terrell Suggs
>Secondary
CB1:
CB2:
CB3:
CB4:
FS: Darren Sharper
SS:
S:
>Special Teams
K:
P:
KR:
PR:
>>63641015
Aaron Rodgers knows all about choking
>>63641106
Why no Ryan leaf?
>>63641025
think about it
Aaron Rodgers is the reining MVP
same o-line unit that was borderline elite last year and should be better
top 10 rb in his 3rd year
Randall Cobb who was statistically top 10-15 last year
Davante Adams who Rodgers said was pro bowl caliber early in the year
Is Joey Bosa worth a top-5 pick?
>>63641176
oh yeah
I keep forgetting about his post-biggest-bust-of-all-time status days
>>63641106
Pacman Jones. He can also pay special teams.
Jovan Belcher might've killed himself before he could be convicted of anything but he is still a murderer.
>>63631914
lol Weeden cut from the Cowshits
>>63638183
TYBC
>>63639645
>Cadillac Williams
Just when I thought I forgot about him...
>>63641183
Yes. He's like a more likeable JJ Watt
>>63641106
Reggie Rogers committed vehicular homicide, can fill the second DT spot
LT is a statutory rapist
Same with Mark Chmura
>>63641106
Art Schlichter for QB
>>63640826
Why would you kill innocent animals?
>>63639645
>Kyle Brady
he had a year or two where he was decent, didn't he?
>>63641584
food and or sport
>>63641515
this is why you have to drink your milk
>>63641106
ALL-FELON TEAM v2
>Offense
QB1: Michael Vick
QB2: Ryan Leaf
(HM: Todd Marinovich, Art Schlichter)
RB1: O.J. Simpson
RB2: Lawrence Taylor
RB3: Lawrence Philips
(HM: Ray Rice)
WR1: Marvin Harrison
WR2: Donte Stallworth
WR3: Michael Irvin
WR4:
TE1: Aaron Hernandez
TE2: Mark Chmura
TE3:
>Offensive Line
C: Barret Robbins
C:
T: Victor Riley
T: Justin Strzelczyk
G: Nate Newton
G:
O-LINE:
>Mid-Liners
DE1: Mark Gastineau
DE2: Leonard Little
(HM: Greg Hardy)
DT1: Jim Dunaway
DT2: Reggie Rogers
>Linebackers
OLB: Aldon Smith
ILB: Jovan Belcher
MLB: Ray Lewis
LB: Terrell Suggs
LB: Thomas "Hollywood" Henders
>Secondary
CB1: Adam "Pacman" Jones
CB2: Corey Fuller
CB3:
CB4:
FS: Darren Sharper
SS: Terrence Kiel
S:
>Special Teams
K: Sebastian Janikowski
P: Todd Sauerbrun
KR/PR: Dave Meggett
>>63641766
*Hollywood Henderson
>>63641766
>no Rae Carruth
>>63641863
added
>MFW BUNGHOLES 0-6 IN LAST MEETINGS WITH HOUSTON
>MFW BTFO IN THE PLAYOFFS TWICE
>BTFO WITH TJ YATES(THRICE)
>IMPLYING "REEEED RIFLE"(YUM), PRIME TIME CHOKER, COCK SMOKER, GINGER FAGGOT LOOKIN LIKE THE JOKER DALTON CAN HANG IN THE TEXODOME ON MONDAY NIGHT.
>IMPLYING THE CITY OF TEXAS CHRISTIANS IS HOUSTON
>IMPLYING DISNEY TELEVISES RAPE AND WONT CUT THE GAME AT 1/2TIME
>IMPLYING THE #1 DEFENSE IN THE NFL UNDER ROMEO "DEFENSIVE FORMATION GOD" CRENNEL WONT SHUT OUT THE BENGALS
>IMPLYING "1ST ROUND DEFENSIVE DRAFT PICK" THE TEAM LETS DALTON LEAVE IN ANYTHING BUT A STRETCHER
>IMPLYING BILL O BRIEN ISN'T THE GOAT
>IMPLYING HE JUST TAKES OVER AVERAGE TEAMS AND RUINS THEM
>IMPLYING CLOWNEY WONT SACK DALTON 10 TIMES FROM THE BENCH
>IMPLYING THE BENGLAS WONT LOSE OUT AFTER THIS DEVASTATION AND MISS THE PLAYOFFS
>IMPLYING JJ WONT PICK DALTON IN THE TEXODOME AGAIN
>IMPLYING JJ DOESN'T BREAK THE SINGLE GAME SACK RECORD TONIGHT
>IMPLYING THE JAGS CAN WIN THE AFC SOUTH
>IMPLYING THE TITANS AREN'T CURSED
>IMPLYING ANDJEW SUCK ISN'T A HARGHBABBY
10-6 OILERS
CINCI AND THEIR SHITTY "CHILI" BOUT TO GET BOOTY BLASTED SO HARD A LIL BIT CUMS OUT OF BRIAN KELLY'S TIP
CAP IT BITCHES.
>>63641766
That's actually a pretty good team. Like honestly they might be able to win a Super Bowl.
>>63641996
>meme QBs
>winning owls
nah
>>63641996
>Like honestly they might be able to win a Super Bowl.
The other team might be too scared to beat them for fear of what might happen after the game.
>Joey Bosa Doesn't Like to Talk About His Future, But Is Keen to Notion Saturday is Likely His Last Game at Ohio Stadium
Already getting ready for the draft.
ALL-FELON TEAM v2
>Offense
QB1: Michael Vick
QB2: Ryan Leaf
(HM: Todd Marinovich, Art Schlichter)
RB1: O.J. Simpson
RB2: Lawrence Taylor
RB3: Lawrence Philips
(HM: Ray Rice)
WR1: Marvin Harrison
WR2: Donte Stallworth
WR3: Michael Irvin
WR4: Rae Carruth
TE1: Aaron Hernandez
TE2: Mark Chmura
TE3:
>Offensive Line
C: Barret Robbins
C:
T: Victor Riley
T: Justin Strzelczyk
G: Nate Newton
G:
O-LINE:
>Mid-Liners
DE1: Mark Gastineau
DE2: Leonard Little
(HM: Greg Hardy)
DT1: Jim Dunaway
DT2: Reggie Rogers
>Linebackers
OLB: Aldon Smith
ILB: Jovan Belcher
MLB: Ray Lewis
LB: Terrell Suggs
LB: Thomas "Hollywood" Henders
>Secondary
CB1: Adam "Pacman" Jones
CB2: Corey Fuller
CB3:
CB4:
FS: Darren Sharper
SS: Terrence Kiel
S:
>Special Teams
K: Sebastian Janikowski
P: Todd Sauerbrun
KR/PR: Dave Meggett
>>63642070
that run game though. vick wouldn't need to scramble at all
still need a guard to complete the first-stringers
If the Vikings offensive line is so terrible and is the leading excuse to why Bridgewater looks terrible, why is it that the Vikings have the leading rusher in the country behind that same offensive line?
And if the Raider's offensive line is so amazing and is blamed as the reason Carr is doing so well, how come their rushing offense is just barely in the top 20?
Go Raiders!
>>63642158
>pass blocking and run blocking is the same thing
Ok /NFL/ I need help and I don't know who else to turn to so il just start
>Normal day at school
>recess time
>see cool guy who I have a lot of respect for
>he sees me
>starts running full speed towards me
>ohshit.jpg
>hits me full speed and tackles me
>puts me flat on my back
>he jumps up and walks away
>i slowly rise to my feet
>stare and watch him celebrating the tackle he just made
>still have no idea what happened
also later that day some girl tells me that same guy was also talking shit about me and saying some VERY mean things.
TLDR some bully at school beat me up and said something mean behind my back, wat do?
pic semi-related, its my favorite NFL quarterback Andy Dalton (the most talented and best looking player in the NFL)
>>63640245
>forgetting juice
>>63642212
>recess
so are you 8 years old or in prison?
>>63642158
Because Raiders have no running back. I still think Manziel has a brighter future than Bridgewater though
>>63642187
yes, go raiders. go all the way to 8-8. go lose to every good team you face.
>>63642158
Vikes Oline = Good at Creating holes/Shit at pass protection
Oaks Oline = Good at pass protection ( literally the whole left side of the line could make the pro bowl in my opinion) /decent at creating space but pretty much the right side is not as strong
>>63642257
Falcons are trash my main man.
>>63642257
they were 3-13 last year you know, 8-8 would be a super bowl equivalent to them
>>63642212
>Canada
Fuck off Muhammad no one wants to read about your kitty shit.
>tfw went to high school with Carson Palmer
>he's a wealthy starting NFL quarterback
>you're just a lowly software engineer
why is life so cruel brehs
>>63642410
>being over 30 and on 4chan
>>63642257
meh better than last year, took em 10 weeks to get their first win. I predicted 7-9 at the beginning of the season.
>>63642257
At least they wouldn't lose to Blaine Gabbert's 49ers
>>63642257
The Raiders are Rad!
>>63642433
What else am I supposed to do when I get off work
>Raiders in the first time in a long time start looking good this season
>Next season they get a winning record
>The season after that they are 1 and done in a wild card spot
>That February they move to LA and finish the next season 2-14
>mfw
I can see that team being permafucked
Is there any hope bros?
>>63642150
>RB2: Lawrence Taylor
LT is a linebacker
>>63642483
>yfw raiders move to london
>>63642483
Didn't they win an Owl the first time they moved to LA though.
>>63642158
Pass blocking and run blocking aren't the same thing you enormous fucking moron
>>63642150
ALL-FELON TEAM v3 (STARTERS COMPLETE)
>Offense
QB1: Michael Vick
QB2: Ryan Leaf
(HM: Todd Marinovich, Art Schlichter)
RB1: O.J. Simpson
RB2: Lawrence Taylor
RB3: Lawrence Philips
(HM: Ray Rice)
WR1: Marvin Harrison
WR2: Donte Stallworth
WR3: Michael Irvin
WR4: Rae Carruth
TE1: Aaron Hernandez
TE2: Mark Chmura
TE3:
>Offensive Line
C: Barret Robbins
C:
T: Victor Riley
T: Chris Terry
G: Nate Newton
G: Justin Strzelczyk
O-LINE:
>Mid-Liners
DE1: Mark Gastineau
DE2: Leonard Little
(HM: Greg Hardy)
DT1: Jim Dunaway
DT2: Reggie Rogers
>Linebackers
OLB: Aldon Smith
ILB: Jovan Belcher
MLB: Ray Lewis
LB: Terrell Suggs
LB: Thomas "Hollywood" Henders
>Secondary
CB1: Adam "Pacman" Jones
CB2: Corey Fuller
CB3:
CB4:
FS: Darren Sharper
SS: Terrence Kiel
S:
>Special Teams
K: Sebastian Janikowski
P: Todd Sauerbrun
(HM: Russell Erxleben)
KR/PR: Dave Meggett
>>63642243
>>63642378
>not realising this was about dalton getting sacked by Watt, then getting butthurt about a terrible joke
>>63642557
That game should actually be struck from the record though, they would be 4-5 this year if it wasn't for terrible ref calls.
>>63639396
kek
>>63640443
Steve Mcnairs mistress*
>>63642632
>they would be 4-5 this year if it wasn't for terrible ref calls
Ravens fans literally complaining about refs
it's actually happening
what a world
>>63632285
>You're a fucking liar if you say you trust Teddy Bridgewater to lead a 2 minute drill
Confirmed for literally never watching a game in which Teddy Bridgewater was a starting quarterback.
BRIAN HOYER > NIGWATER
>>63642719
>milana shitposters are vikings fans
why am I not surprised?
Delivering some brand new OC
>>63642782
God be with you, Based Carr
/spee/ I'm a student at Alabama (though not a jags fan) and I was thinking about getting this jersey
It is $150
What do
>>63642515
shit, wrong LT I was thinking of. Make Suggs the HM then
ALL-FELON TEAM v4
>Offense
QB1: Michael Vick
QB2: Ryan Leaf
(HM: Todd Marinovich, Art Schlichter)
RB1: O.J. Simpson
RB2: Billy Cannon
RB3: Lawrence Philips
(HM: Ray Rice)
WR1: Marvin Harrison
WR2: Donte Stallworth
WR3: Michael Irvin
WR4: Rae Carruth
TE1: Aaron Hernandez
TE2: Mark Chmura
TE3:
>Offensive Line
C: Barret Robbins
C:
T: Victor Riley
T: Chris Terry
G: Nate Newton
G: Justin Strzelczyk
O-LINE:
>Mid-Liners
DE1: Mark Gastineau
DE2: Leonard Little
(HM: Greg Hardy)
DT1: Jim Dunaway
DT2: Reggie Rogers
>Linebackers
OLB: Aldon Smith
ILB: Jovan Belcher
MLB: Ray Lewis
LB: Lawrence Taylor
LB: Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson
(HM: Terrell Suggs)
>Secondary
CB1: Adam "Pacman" Jones
CB2: Corey Fuller
CB3:
CB4:
FS: Darren Sharper
SS: Terrence Kiel
S:
>Special Teams
K: Sebastian Janikowski
P: Todd Sauerbrun
(HM: Russell Erxleben)
KR/PR: Dave Meggett
corrections/additions welcome
>>63642858
>What do
Shitpost about how the Jags will win the AFC South because they beat the Ravems.
Guys whats going on? I met some girl who said I was cute and she asked me to go to her house. I said ok and went to her house. When I got there she gave me cookies and told me to go up to the bedroom. I didn't know why she was asking me that but I did. She told me to lay down on the bed, which was weird because I didn't bring my pajamas. I laid down and she went into the bathroom. She came out and had no clothes on. I asked what was going on and that she should cover up her lady-parts. Instead of covering up she climbed onto the bad and got over me. Her boobies hung just inches over my face, which was scary because I had never seen boobies before. She put her lady-parts on my crotch and started moving. I reached down and freaked out because my penis had gotten hard. i said we need to go to a doctor to check my penis out. But she said no and that she knew how to fix it. She unziped my fly and pulled my penis out. Some clear liquid leaked out and it scared me. I asked her how she going to make it go soft again and she grabbed my penis and put it INSIDE her. I started screaming and told her to stop but she started moving and made me feel weird. Her parts were very wet and I asked why she was peeing, but she only laughed. She kept moving and soon I felt like I had to pee. I told her to get off so I could go pee.She didn't listen and kept going. I warned her I was going to have and accident. Suddenly my penis squirted and it went soft. When she got off me I could see white stuff leaking from her lady-parts. I asked her what just happened and she only giggled. I felt kinda mad that she did this, but then again, she did fix my penis. What the fuck happened to me guys?
Pic related. the girl in question.
>>63642858
>not a jags fan
Then why spend a $150 on it? That is pushing it even for a team you like, fucking Nike jacks all their shit up.
>>63642883
But should I get it
>>63639645
Barack Lesnar was a nose tackle fampai
>>63642901
Because it is a pretty cool looking Jersey tbqh
>>63642886
>>63642886
That actually sounds like rape man, report it to the police if you are serious about this
>>63632588
This is what I love about analysts too. I try to get in as many games as I can, and it's funny to me when people shit on teams and you can obviously tell they have never watched a single game they've played cause what they say makes no sense.
>>63642150
Could sneak Richie Incognito in there as the other guard and sJws wouldnt notice
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>63633804
Live in south and know one life long vikings fan, can confirm.
MVP: Tom Brady
Offensive Player of the Year: Antonio Brown
Defensive Player of the Year: Chadler Jones
Offensive Rookie of the Year: Todd Gurley
Defensive Rookie of the Year: Marcus Peters
Comeback Player of the Year; Adrian Peterson
Coach of the Year: Jack Del Rio
On the subject of jerseys, should I get a Brady or Gronk throwback jersey, or (likely) a knockoff Ty Law in 90s blue?
>>63643090
Gurley is out of the running unless he has another bunch of monster games at the end of the season
>>63643099
Shut up fag
>>63634821
>mfw we win and the NFL says we didn't
fucking cocksuckers. every team does this shit.
Can anyone give me some hope about this fucking team
>>63643090
solid. OPOTY will probably go to a QB though, they'll lobby for Rodgers even though he probably isn't deserving atm
>>63643069
The broncos have a better record than the chiefs. There is no way you're winning AFC west
>>63643161
>what is pasta
>>63643090
>MVP
>not Cam
b8
>>63643161
>There is no way you're winning AFC west
The only team left on the Chiefs schedule with a winning record is the Bills at 5-4
They can still make the playoffs
>>63642908
As a jags fan, yes. I think you just convinced me to buy it.
>>63643262
The Chiefs aren't making the playoffs.
>>63643090
Rivera is winning coach of the year this year family, hes somehow mindfucked his team into believing its good to the point they cant be defeated
>>63642937
>Not a fan of team
>Buying it anyway because it looks good
Faggot. You remind me of this kid I went to high school with, once the Pats won their Owl back in 2007 he immediately started wearing all their shit but insisted he wasn't a fan. He still wears Pats shit to this day.
>>63642886
>tfw I actually got hard reading this story
Current playoff picture (an hour before the bungholes lost)
What would your playoff predictions look like if the season ended today? could the bills possibly beat denver?
>>63632383
*genuflects*
>>63643427
1. Patriots
2. Broncos
3. Steelers
4. Colts
5. Bills
6. Bengals
1. Panthers
2. Cardinals
3. Packers
4. Giants
5. Vikings
6. Falcons
>>63643427
If the season were over right now:
>WC
Broncos over Bills
Steelers over Colts
Vikings over Falcons
Giants over Packers
>Division
Broncos over Bengals
Patriots over Steelers
Cardinals over Giants
Vikings over Panthers
>Conf. Champ
Patriots over Broncos
Cardinals over Vikings
>SB
Patriots over Cardinals
>>63638183
Thank you Based Carr
>>63643351
I bought a Carr jersey and I'm a Niners fan, nothing wrong with supporting players you like even if they are on teams you don't like.
>>63643525
I'm high on the Broncos solely because of the defense btw. I think Osweiler gets the start before the season's over.
>>63643351
>Pats
>won their Owl back in 2007
>>63643525
>vikings over panthers
>>63642782
God be with you,Based Carr
>>63643585
2004*
>>63643427
>Colts
>Bengs
Top ESPN.
Great picks guys.
So smart, so knowledgeable.
>>63643540
Stop wearing my Rad Raiders' colors if you don't rep the team, especially if you are a Nanners fag. There IS something wrong with wearing other colors, if you can't see that you are a faggot.
>>63632845
That's a dankass meme ya got there
>>63643717
It's a red Fresno State jersey not a Raiders jersey. I wore it to the falcons game and never got shit for it.
1. Panthers
2. Cardinals
3. Vikings
4. Cowboys
5. Packers
6. Bucs
1. Pats
2. Bengals
3. Broncos
4. Jags
5. Steelers
6. Raiders
Cowboys beat Packers; Bucs beat Vikings
Raiders beat Broncos; Steelers beat Jags
Cowboys beat Cardinals; Panthers beat Bucs
Raiders beat Patriots; Steelers beat Bengals
Cowboys beat Panthers
Steelers beat Raiders
Cowboys beat Steelers
>>63643787
>muh ancient dynastiesb Owl
as much as I hate the Steelers I'd want to them to get #7 in that case just because of you delusional Cowfag
>>63643787
>Raiders beat Patriots
Nigga
>Dalton showing the entire nfl how sensitive you are.
I wish I could hear the shit talking on the field next game. It's over, consequences will never be the same.
>implying the Bucs won't make the playoffs
>>63643787
>jags making the playoffs
how much have you been drinking tonight? it's gonna be either the texans or colts
>>63643787
reply
>>63643910
The narrative has already been written. Your dynasty started with Raider blood on your hands and it is they who will return to dethrone you.
Plus Pats always lose in the playoffs without Edelman
>>63643976
gotta admit, I enjoyed that Winston locker room vid. still don't think it's happening though.
>>63644021
Believe my friend. We have an easy schedule and the teams ahead of us are regressing.
Will the cowboys really win on sunday? Can a team that put up 6 points against the bucs really be fixed just by getting romo back?
>>63644039
>going 7-0 on these bitches
>>63643525
you know what, no. The Bills actually have an offense and a borderline great defense. I'd predict the Bills over the Broncos, then lose to the Bengals. (!)
>>63644039
How is the bucs division record? I know they beat the failcons and aints already once
>>63644060
they won't win 7 straight to get to .500, or make the playoffs–just by getting Romo back, or at all
>>63644089
2-1
we lost to the Panthers already. We still have two home games against the Saints and Falcons and we get the Panthers on week 17 so they'll probably be resting their starters.
>>63644114
>implying they can't
have you looked at the NFC East in the past 3-4 years? Didn't washington make the playoffs after starting 3-6? It's a meme division i can see anyone winning it. But obviously it'll be a miracle
>>63644122
>16-0 within reach
>resting starters
I don't think so, Tim
>>63644122
if you just drop the multiple "we" from this this post it would look a lot less reddit.
>>63644122
>resting your starters when you're 15-0
>>63644156
Giants will win the division unless the Chip Kelly Experiment decide to go on a tear, and whichever one will be the only NFCE playoff team.
>>63644192
xddd
>>63644192
If you aren't from reddit you should gtfo
Any given Sunday.
http://strawpoll.me/6035099
http://strawpoll.me/6035099
http://strawpoll.me/6035099
Move over, shithawks, there's a new bird in town, and he's bleeding red.
Will Mark Sanchez lead the Eagles to the playoffs this year?
>>63644421
he should see a vet
>>63644442
>so I told mark to throw an interception from the 5 yard line when they only needed a field goal to win
>he actually did it
>>63644295
Shitty movie.
>>63644442
>NFC East
Anything is possible.
>>63644499
didn't britbongs know only the cardinal bird blood is red all other birds blood is purple shitstain color
Whats the worst Division of all time?
If I had to take a pick I would say the 2010 NFC West since it let a 7-9 team make the playoffs.
>>63644421
Don't joke, you know that its going to end up just like it has every other year.
>>63644928
Didn't the NFCS let a 7-8-1 team in last year?
>>63645013
>implying cards wont go to owl and lose
i know perfectly well what to expect
Will Brady retire if he wins the owl this season?
>>63645135
no he loves the game too much and he's a gloryhunter he'd still want more rings
>>63645034
>>63644928
close one. last year's NFCS was legendarily awful. the 2010 NFCW was closer to .500 all around tho
>>63645135
he should, regardless of how ready Jimmy is
>>63645135
Yes.
He sees whats happening to Peypey. He's going to dip while on top to avoid the embarrassment.
Bill will have that nigga playing for the Texans if he even kinda slips.
>>63645063
Dont give in sinji
>>63645135
he said he can play for 10 more years, the madman
Hahahahaha
I've been saying for months the Bengals are pretenders, once AGAIN this cowboys fan is correct, losing to the Texans, WOW.
Guess what Panthers? You're next. You're the 2nd biggest fraud in the nfl, you're going to be exposed soon, it's not a maybe, it's not a what if, it's 100% factual and set in stone. Every single prediction I've made this year has been correct, I'm from Texas the football Mecca, you don't have the football 6th sense I have, the Panthers are done for, I men's warehouse guarantee it.
>>63645135
Why would he? They're raping the rest of the league without even trying
>>63645135
he will play as long as he is an asset to belichick
and it all falls down
>>63645282
What about cards texas oracle?
>>>/news/
>>63645312
As long as Palmer stays healthy the Cards will win the west and win 1 playoff game.
>>63645303
>you will live to see Belichick turn on Brady
Will it be a proper euthanization?
>>63645135
no, that's just not Brady.
>>63645135
>not going for the threepeat
>>63645319
>>63645319
nice board
will hiro end /pol/?
>>63645377
Nah, brady would never let himself get to where peyton is. If he ever slips out of the top 5 he will retire
>>63645420
It happens quick though.
Peyton was setting records 2 years ago. 39 TDs just last year.
I don't think Sunday was Peyton's final game. If the Broncos make the playoffs, I get the feeling they'll let him play and THAT will probably be his final game.
>>63645221
exactly.
I hate to keep using this comparison, but in that case Brady would be in John Elway's role after he beat the Falcons in the Owl. Elway was 38, as is Tom.
Elway called it quits on the best note possible; Brady would one-up him if 19-0 happens. It's a win-win situation for everyone.
This anon >>63645303
is also correct. He has been the single constant under Belichick's tenure, but Beli said after the Wilfork trade something to the effect of, "Business is business. I like the guy but you need to what's best for the team, and in that case we had to let him go." If Tom goes into camp next year and bombs out, he's done as the starter.
>Bill, if you're out there, if that day comes, please, for the love of god, turn your silver tongue on Brady and convince him to retire.
>>63645404
like that will ever happen in the free-agent era. Last team team to come close was the 2001-04 Pats, who had a SB hangover before repeating. The AFC may be weak right now, but it won't forever.
>>63645448
>Brock takes the team to the Super Bowl
>Close game
>gets injured near the end
>PEYPEY FOR THE FINAL DRIVE
>Basically dies throwing his last soft dragon for the win
>>63645282
just who the fuck is going to expose them?
everyone in the NFC is shit besides the cardinals. and if youre saying going 17-0 then losing to the cardinals in the playoffs is exposed then ive got news for you friend.
also do you realize how hard 16-0 actually is? im a panther fan and i dont even kind of expect it.
>>63645440
difference is peyton isn't just old, he's had career altering surgeries
the closest thing brady's had to that is an acl tear
>>63645485
>throwing his last soft dragon one yard short.
ftfy
Who are going to be the next GOATs of the NFL after tim bradley and chicken parm noodle arm retire?
Bortles? Luck? Winston? Mariota? Tannehill?
>>63644401
>If
>Implying the Patriots won't own the AFC East for the next 50 years
>>63645552
Carr
>>63645552
carr winston maybe
>>63633556
this post taught me three things about you:
1. you don't know what preserve means
2. you don't know you to spell persevere
3. you don't know how to use the word persevere
It would have taught me a fourth thing if I hadn't already known you were retarded
>>63645552
Tanne will only be good if miami gets an O-line
>>63645552
rodgers will still be #1, deservedly or not
>>63645571
rekt
>>63643787
My sides
>>63645552
Rodgers still has a good decade in him, Luck will be pretty good for a long time, Carr looks like he could be elite for a long time, tannehill looks above average, bortles still too early but he could go either way, mariota I don't think has a long term future and winston kind of in the same boat but probably better chances of success.
>>63645639
>Luck will be pretty good for a long time
Unless he stays in Indy and keeps his scrambling.
>>63645501
YAWN. Oh look, another (new) Panthers "fan", they're just everywhere now! Well for example the cowboys with Romo are going to give you for first loss, the cardinals are better, the Vikings and Packers are better than you, the fact of the matter is it's a down year in the nfc, that doesn't make you good, you literally have 0% chance of winning a superbowl, Cam isn't very good, your defense is overrated, your coach is shit, no run game, Keuchly is the biggest meme player in the nfc, you're a decent team with an easy schedule and that's it
>>63645654
upset much lel
I still think Wilson has had and will have a better career than andrew luck
>>63641766
LT at RB?
>>63645654
>you will never be *this* mad
>>63645697
ctrl+f "v4"
>>63645669
Oh look, an eagles/panthers fan. Or are you just a Panthers fan because you worship black QBs like Vick, Mcnabb, Cunningham? Is Cam your new black stallion?
>>63645716
How is that mad? My team is 2-7 and I'm still here, will you be here when you're exposed so I can look you in the eye and say "I told you so"?
Of course you won't
>>63645781
relax m8
>>63645552
OFFICIAL NFL QB TIERS
LIVING LEGENDS (THREE MUSKETEERS) TIER
TIM BRADLEY
PEYTON "3 YARDS + 1 WIN" MANNING
AARON "NO HOMO" RODGERS
DREW BREES
EVENTUAL HOF TIER
BIG BEN RAPELISBERGER
PAPA RIVERS
TONY HOMO
MATT "NEW DALTON" STAFFORD
SUCK FOR LUCK
RUSSELL WILSON
ELI "THE GOOD ONE" MANNING
MARCUS MARIOTA
MARQUEE QB TIER
JOE "BLOW" FLAccO
ANDY "0 PLAYOFF WINS" DALTON
CARSON PALMER
ALEX "TOTALLY NOT AARON RODGERS" SMITH
RYAN TANNEHILL
CAM NEWTON
MATTY ICE
SHIT TIER
everyone else
>>63645654
>another (new) Panthers "fan"
brian st pierre. do you know who brian st pierre is? shut the fuck up
i dont even know where to start with all this bait.
>>63632845
>>63633712
>>63633804
No shit. There's only one team Minnesotans can be optimistic about, ever, and it's the Lynx
>>63645781
sounds about right
>>63645805
>unironically losing 7 games
literally detroit lions tier
your team has scored 166 points, tied for 2nd worst in the league, behind juggernauts like the titans and the bucs, not to mention the lions
just shrink off into the shadows and write your 2016 cowboys superb owl champ pastas already
>>63645805
I've never seen a future 2-8 team brag about how badly they're gonna expose a 10-0 team before
The inferiority complex is astounding
>Tfw rhis 2015 season is 2009 part 2
>Instead of Saints and Manning Colts being unbeaten for weeks its the Panthers and Patriots
>The Vikings are good
>The 49ers are shit
>The Cardinals are good
>The Bungles are the new Chargers
>Rex Ryan is witha team for the first time again and is trolling with his black QB nobody thought would play this well.
>Tfw Super Bowl is #1 Seed vs #1 Seed again and Panthers beat Pats
>>63645639
Mariota is an amazing player already, give him 4 years and it won't surprise me if he's an MVP
I mean the guy plays until the very end and plays damn good. It's a shame he doesn't have anyone to throw to except tight ends.
His only real problem I'd say are his short throws in coverage other than that he can sling it down the field and make those game winning drives.
Also Mularkey is a good coach, I hope the Titans keep him, so far he's been doing amazing game plans, it's unfortunate injuries have kept him from executing perfectly.
>>63645654
>YAWN
Stopped right there, seems like something straight out of BR or ESPN Comments
yawn goes the deer for thy Packers are at the doorstep but the Viking has unbeknownst stolen thy deed.
the Meek lion and the fragile bear Rejoice to there new friend unknowing him to be the worst fiend.
the Packer may have been ugly, but he was the ugly truth.
the rightful order.
A good bedmate not but a stern warden.
The Viking was a man who bore the hatred of others as the symbol against The Packer.
and he was the Symbol to rally behind.
Rally not Lead as he wanted it.
The meekers didn't understand the knifes there own hubris has driven into each others spines.
>tfw Thanksgiving is almost a week away
It will be a glorious day.
>>63645893
>>63645912
Screen cap it then, the cowboys are going to beat the Panthers and if they don't I swear to god I won't come back here until the first game of next year, you don't even have to do anything when the cowboys win, you don't have to leave, all you have to do is metaphorically bow down to me in front of everyone and admit that cowboys fans are the most intelligent, high football IQ fans in the NFL. Screen cap it right fuckin now. And after the cowboys win my first post will involve this picture. Screen cap it you fuckin retarded Appalachian mountain man, your BBQ is shit btw.
>>63646006
There's no point in saying you're gonna leave on an anonymous imageboard you colossal retard
>>63646029
>>63646006
I'M LEAVING GUYS
ADIOS
>>63645911
Good for you, the cowboys have a bad record because of injuries, you're team is bad just because you're a shit team, the cowboys will be elite the next 5 years when our team is healthy again and you'll spend the next decade desperately trying to rebuild.
Also, Jordan Hicks is out for the year, lol.
>>63645917
can we all agree the nfc is much more interesting than the afc this year?
I really don't see the pats not coming out of the afc especially since the ravens won't be in the playoffs this year
nfc should be fucking great in the playoffs this year, so many different teams that could pull it off, carolina's the favorite for now but they are far from a lock for the superbowl
>>63645877
I think Big Rape deserves to be in legends tier.
>15-1 rookie season
>owl win in 2nd year
>super bowl winning td drive for owl #2
>got to owl #3 with no nose and one leg
>shaking off giganiggas for 12 yrs, doesn't go down like a bitch.
Dude's a warrior and has always been under rated because he plays for da Stillers.
>>63646050
> the cowboys have a bad record because of injuries
Why do the Cowboys get to use this excuse? Any other team gets berated for using that reason.
>>63646029
I literally post the same 3 cowboys pictures over and over again, if you haven't caught on and memorized the different cowboys fans posting styles and meme pic selections then you're the fuckin retard
>>63646067
>has always been over rated because he plays for da Stillers
Fixed
>>63646067
if he can get anotherr owl, ageed
NFL Week 11 Predictions:
Titans over Jags
Ravens over Rams
Panthers over Redskins
Broncos over Bears
Dolphins over Cowboys
Raiders over Lions
Jets over Titans
Colts over Falcons
Bucs over Eagles
Chargers over Chiefs
Vikings over Packers
Seahawks over 49ers
Cardinals over Bengals
Bills over Patriots
What do you guys think?
>>63646072
Because nobody gives a shit that your teams 4th string long snapper and 3rd strong ILB got hurt, not all injuries are the same, stupid
>>63646067
>underrated
>plays for the most popular and bandwagoned team in the NFL
pick one, or none, but not both
>>63646050
>the next 5 years
lel aight
who's gonna be the next QB to try and take your pathetic remnant of a franchise to the bowl? goff? cook? cardale
your window was 2014, and you fucked it up
just gotta live with that
>>63646067
he was a defense babby early in his career and has only started being elite in the last couple of years
he'll get into the hall because muh stillers but he's not on brady or peyton's level
>>63646096
If you think the cowboys are losing Romos first comeback game then you really are dumb.
>>63646096
>Bills over Patriots
>>63646096
bears win
cowboys win
pats win
49ers win in upset
>>63646115
Romo already said he could have 5 more elite years behind this o line, I think a professional NFL QB knows better than some Pennsylvania mushroom farmer
>>63646096
I think the Bears are going to light up the Broncos
Jay is on fire and that team is playing well
I hope the Bears sneak into the playoffs
>>63646067
>15-1 season
meaningless, was carried by the defense
>Owl win in 2nd year
same thing
>Owl-winning TD drive in Owl #2
ok, that's a big plus
>got to Owl #3 as a cripple
ok
>well-known for his toughness and skill at avoiding sacks
THAT is the biggest plus for him IMO.
>>63646156
With Peypey out, them beating the Broncos wouldn't be surprising.
Hell, even with Peyton in, I wouldn't be shocked.
>>63646164
15-1 and a playoff win AS A FUCKING ROOKE is pretty damn good no matter your defense
>>63646067
>shaking off giganiggas for 12 yrs, doesn't go down like a bitch.
Great trait man, I'd love to have my franchise QB play 8 games a year or just play injured all the time because he refuses to throw it away on busted plays and takes a big hit.
>>63646144
>implying romo's career won't be ended in the first eagles-cowboys game next year when hicks rips out his spine
shiggy
>>63646190
i'm sure the number one ranked defense in points and yards that year didn't help much
also he was terrible in the playoffs that year
>>63646190
he was no better than Alex Smith.
The Pats went back-to-back 14-2, Owl win years in Tom's 3rd and 4th season as starter. Same deal. Brady was still in game-manager mode for the most part and was carried by the defense in those two Owl years.
>>63646096
I hope >my Titans win, id love to see the playoff picture in this horrible division even muddier.
>>63646203
>Great trait man, I'd love to have my franchise QB play 8 games a year or just play injured all the time because he refuses to throw it away on busted plays and takes a big hit.
Thank you. He gets credit for being tough but nobody ever points out that the dumb fucker brings most of those hits on himself.
>>63646248
i didnt say that, but you don't go 15-1 unless both the offense and defense is clicking.
>>63646250
except that's completely wrong. He was in a bruce arians offense averaging almost 9 YPA. If you think that's game managing pls go
>>63646248
The cowboys already tore Hicks pec, he'll never be the same, God willing
>42 yards on 21 carries against TB
Dallas' OL is overrated as fuck
>>63646250
not to mention this stat line in Refbowl
>your WR gives a better SB performance than you do
>>63646266
How do you feel about Mularkey, I personally hope he's our next coach if someone like Sean Payton isn't on the market
>>63646336
It's crazy how much big ben has improved after that superbowl I figured he was always just going to be a shitty qb
>>63643985
The only .500-plus team left on our schedule is the Failcons, and the Jags still play Tennessee twice, San Diego, the Texans and Colts. That's a MUCH easier schedule than either the Colts or Texans
You guys see this?
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my moms home made Chicken Sue flay. Super delicious and yummy! #sixstargronkchat
>chicken sue flay
Friendly reminder that Brady literally choked in the Gnats game and if it weren't for the >Gnats being complete shit that would have been picked off and Brady would be keked again.
>>63646395
>That's a MUCH easier schedule than either the Colts or Texans
yeah, those guys still have to play the Jags!
>>63646455
Brady really does have a shitty fucking deep ball
>>63646395
But they can't beat the Colts or Texans
It's so funny how the team is so often accused of not having fans until anon wants to be a dick and kick the team and its fans while they're down, and which point the fans exist, and despite being riticuled for liking a team without rings forever, is suddenly comprised of monsters deserving of being shit on week after week. If you want to do this than, just admit that you get off on bullying an easy target, but don't act like you're doing something righteous, because you're not. You're upset at fairweathers who own multiple jerseys, and wear whichever happens to belong to the team doing better this season. We real fans though now our team is trash, but we stand by them anyway, because we're loyal. I haven't said a bad thing to a fan of another team about their team all season because I don't have a beef with Loins fans, and the Bolts played shitty throughout that game and every one after than, and only a retard talks like his team is hot shit when it is just shit. Then there is the plain and simple fact that our teams owner and his faggot special council has been bashing us all year, and vowing that they prefer the city that has shit on us and them for decades over us, and even after that, when our team is complete shit this season, you guys get you rocks off shitting on us and our team, and our heartbreaking situation in weekly threads that exist purely as metaphorical middle fingers to us, as though we've ever done anything to deserve such recompence. What the fuck is wrong with all of you? I thought this was /sp/ not /b/. Shit, I even cheered for the Raiders to win yesterday because I think Carr is hot shit, and is gonna be great for you guys, and despite that, and despite the fact that any Charger fan worth his salt is bracing for a 2-14 season, not because these threads curse the team, but because Dean Spanos is a fuck nut of an owner who allows unqualified hacks to build and coach his team, this thread continues being posted. I just don't get it.
>>63646096
3/10
>>63646455
If anyone choked in the Gnats game it was the Pats secondary.
>>63646469
He's a checkdown guy now, anyone arguing otherwise is delusional. He has a great cast around him that hides his weaknesses from normal plebs. If he were to play a team that does good coverage he'd get exposed.
>>63646440
Everyone knows Gronk is a sub 80 IQ retard, that's part of his appeal I think.
>>63646359
Im indifferent on him at the moment, I just want someone who can help Mariota develop into a franchise quarterback.
Manziel is the GOAT
>>63646500
I think he can do that, the amount of schemes he runs for a young qb is amazing. His plays with tight ends are really a big help for Mariota in learning how to do short passes
>>63645282
You spelt Men's Wearhouse wrong faggot
>>63646499
Gronk is like a giant 11 year old I love him
>>63646440
TASTE SO
G
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O
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>>63646469
>he missed the deep balls the Gronk and lafell
Brady's deep ball has looked excellent this year
>>63646455
wrong
>>63646469
never been a strength of his, no.
>>63646476
the CBs are notoriously bad this year, so no surprise
>>63646499
he couldn't read that erotica about him on live TV. Not because he was laughing too hard, he just couldn't read it.
>AZ State education
>>63646542
really? I'm not even saying that to be a dick, brady has played amazing but most of his stuff looks like it's been intermediate.
>>63641766
what the fuck did Suggs do? also, shouldn't there be more Bengals on the list? I feel like there was a meme about them being full of criminals at some point...
>>63646566
Do you learn to read in college? Seems like something you'd learn a bit earler DESU
>>63646575
Probably the best he's thrown deep since Moss was on the team
>>63646566
>wrong
Great argument. So Brady didn't literally throw a ball that any fuckboy worth his pay should have been able to pick off? Lets not forget the OBJ TD pass that was called off.
>"W-we wus almost robbed!"
Good, learn what it feels like you fucking faggot. You've been having the refs rob everyone for the last decade, it is only fitting you feel some of it yourself.
>>63646582
beat his wife, refused to give up a stash of loaded guns o court order
>>63646566
desu when OBJ broke that first touchdown I thought we were in for a wild ride
Guys, another happening, shootout in Paris right now
>>63646616
>what is the 2013 Kuechly DPI on Gronk non-call in the end zone
>what is the 2013 "illegal pushing" that let the Jets hit the GW FG after their previous attempt was blocked
We've been refballed a fair few times, asswipe, and those are just two game-losing examples from one year. The refs have never been deliberately on our side either.
>If not for those refballs the half-broken 2013 team would have won more games than the SB winners from the next year
what a world we live in
Cam Newton is a good NFL quarterback
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new thread or something.
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I agree
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ima panther fan. and i certainly see the cowboys winning. i see them losing too. best case carolina goes 16-0, worst case 13-3 dropping @dallas, a split with atlanta, and in the dome @NO. giants could sneak a win too
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>COWBOYS BEAT PANTHERS MY FUCKING SIIIIIIDES
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>3. Packers
LOST
TO THE LIONS
AT HOME
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