CIN:Dalton's bad MNF leads to Bengals' first loss
HOU:Texans knock off previously-unbeaten Bengals
HOU:Hoyer leaves MNF for concussion evaluation
NO:Saints pull plug on defensive boss Rob Ryan
STL:Rams name Case Keenum new starting QB
CLE:Pettine open to starting Manziel rest of year
DAL:Romo collarbone 'healed'; 'will play' Sunday
DEN:Broncos rule out Peyton Manning for Week 11
SF:Boldin (hamstring) still isn't 'full speed'
SF:49ers consider Carlos Hyde (foot) day to day
JAC:T.J. Yeldon (foot) sporting a walking boot
TEN:Titans CB McCourty (groin surgery) sent to IR
Sneak's Official Post Week 10 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kingsā¢
1. Patriots
2. Panthers (+1)
3. Bengals (-1)
4. Cardinals (+1)
5. Vikings (+1)
6. Broncos (-1)
7. Steelers (+2)
8. Seahawks (-1)
9. Giants (-1)
10. Falcons (+1)
11. Bills (+6)
12. Jets
13. Colts (+3)
14. Chiefs (+5)
15. Redskins (+5)
16. Rams (-3)
17. Raiders (-2)
18. Dolphins (+4)
19. Eagles (-5)
20. Bears (+4)
21. Texans (+4)
22. Saints (-4)
23. 49ers
24. Bucs (+5)
25. Jaguars (+6)
26. Lions (+6)
27. Packers (-17)
28. Ravens (-7)
29. Chargers (-2)
30. Cowboys (-4)
31. Titans (-3)
32. Browns (-2)
Seriously, why are the Bengals so bad on primetime?
Dawphins
Getting control of that #1 seed race is nice
isn't Carolina friends?
>>63622629
>Bengals #3
>Bengals even top 10
Bruh they just got exposed as fuck
>>63622629
I'd probably put the Bengals below the Cards after tonight.
>Bengals are who we thought they were
>>63622629
>not putting the packers at #2
>MFW BUNGHOLES 0-6 IN LAST MEETINGS WITH HOUSTON
>MFW BTFO IN THE PLAYOFFS TWICE
>BTFO WITH TJ YATES(THRICE)
>IMPLYING "REEEED RIFLE"(YUM), PRIME TIME CHOKER, COCK SMOKER, GINGER FAGGOT LOOKIN LIKE THE JOKER DALTON CAN HANG IN THE TEXODOME ON MONDAY NIGHT.
>IMPLYING THE CITY OF TEXAS CHRISTIANS IS HOUSTON
>IMPLYING DISNEY TELEVISES RAPE AND WONT CUT THE GAME AT 1/2TIME
>IMPLYING THE #1 DEFENSE IN THE NFL UNDER ROMEO "DEFENSIVE FORMATION GOD" CRENNEL WONT SHUT OUT THE BENGALS
>IMPLYING "1ST ROUND DEFENSIVE DRAFT PICK" THE TEAM LETS DALTON LEAVE IN ANYTHING BUT A STRETCHER
>IMPLYING BILL O BRIEN ISN'T THE GOAT
>IMPLYING HE JUST TAKES OVER AVERAGE TEAMS AND RUINS THEM
>IMPLYING CLOWNEY WONT SACK DALTON 10 TIMES FROM THE BENCH
>IMPLYING THE BENGLAS WONT LOSE OUT AFTER THIS DEVASTATION AND MISS THE PLAYOFFS
>IMPLYING JJ WONT PICK DALTON IN THE TEXODOME AGAIN
>IMPLYING JJ DOESN'T BREAK THE SINGLE GAME SACK RECORD TONIGHT
>IMPLYING THE JAGS CAN WIN THE AFC SOUTH
>IMPLYING THE TITANS AREN'T CURSED
>IMPLYING ANDJEW SUCK ISN'T A HARGHBABBY
10-6 OILERS
CINCI AND THEIR SHITTY "CHILI" BOUT TO GET BOOTY BLASTED SO HARD A LIL BIT CUMS OUT OF BRIAN KELLY'S TIP
CAP IT BITCHES.
>>63622644
>super bowl 38 rematch
who's tits are we going to see this time?
I thought Bengals fixed their primetime problem. What happened?
>>63622679
miley cyrus's desu
>it's a 'continue to suck maymay watt's dick' episode
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2590164-jj-watt-after-win-we-made-the-red-rifle-look-like-a-red-ryder-bb-gun?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-national
I didn't hear it live because i just shut it off after but wow. A decent bant that was delivered sounding beta as fuck
>>63622683
thursday night football is not primetime
>>63622679
nicki
>>63622660
>Texans are the Oilers
Not even remotely accurate desu
>>63622679
Kenny Rogers
>>63622701
How is it not?
>>63622717
WELCOME TO JACKASS
>>63622714
FUCK OFF AND LET ME HAVE THIS ONE!!!
WE'LL DRAFT DAK AND GO BACK TO BEING THE OILERS, I SWEAR!!!
>>63622725
It has nowhere near the viewership of monday or sunday night games, thursday night games get about as many views as 1pm EST games do
>>63622660
>MFW BUNGHOLES 0-6 IN LAST MEETINGS WITH HOUSTON
Didn't the Bengals beat them last year?
>3 straight bye weeks
Stop it NFL it isn't fair..
Lube up Derek
>>63622735
Completely wrong, TNF actually pulls in more viewers than MNF
Why does everyone suck cams dick when his stats are average? Please respond
>>63622750
>that packers game a bye week
We just lost like 2 starting corner backs on top of the two that we already lost before this game. Carr is gonna fucking shred our defense.
>>63622679
>RHCP finally got a B Owl show
>had to be with Bruno faggot fucking Mars
Anything is better than gaga or that Madonna shitshow tho
>>63622737
SHUT THE FUCK UP SMARTASS
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING CAPPED POSTS BTFO PIC BUT WE FUCKING WON.
GOD DAMNIT, YOU RUINED EVERYTHING. I WAS GOING TO BE THE NEXT SMETH TILL DETH
>>63622629
>sneak
>not having the packers ded last
>>63622759
>[citation needed]
most of the country doesn't even know football has games on thursday
>>63622629
>27. Packers (-17)
whoa dude no need to cause a panic
>2. Panthers
>worst undefeated team
its bengals/pats vs cards/panthers. all other teams are shit
>>63622679
>Katy Perry was last year
FUCK A YEAR TOO EARLY
>Dalton butthurt at Meme Meme Watt calling him a BB gun
TYBTJY
>>63622772
kill yourself
>>63622789
>far too white to think of a good comeback
LETS DO THIS TOGETHER
>>63622781
>it's bengals/pats
Did you not fucking see the game tonight? The Bengals are complete shit
>>63622766
Because nigger
>>63622799
I TRIED BUT ALL I HAD WAS THIS
>>63622818
>Sneak
I'm so proud...they didn't fuck up this last game
Good luck next week Cardinals, please don't take a shattered bungles team lightly and shoot yourself in the foot.
>>63622779
MNF had a 9.6 rating last week. TNF was 7.5
>>63622766
he turned Tedd Ginn and Jerricho Cotchery into a top 5 offense
>>63622818
I don't know if based Austin can come through again. The entire CB position is going to be literally who's outside Slay and the Packers offense has been playing a lot worse than the Raiders. Pretty impressed with Slay though. Rodgers didn't even complete ONE pass thrown in Slay's direction yesterday.
>>63622750
I'd say I was scared but
>I'd be Lion
1. Brady
2. Palmer
3. Brees
4. Rodgers
5. E. Manning
6. Newton
7. Rivers
8. Carr
9. Cutler
10. Wilson
>>63622873
Newton above Rodgers desu
>>63622608
>CLE:Pettine open to starting Manziel rest of year
Fucking finally.
>>63622809
the game would have been a lot different if eiffert or whoever their tight end is would catch some balls. i know dalton had his poor throws but eiffert had some bad drops in key moments. not to mention aj greens fumble at the end on 4th down. when they dont show up they are bad but they are still miles ahead of 28 teams.
plus tj yates straight up owns the bengals.
>>63622815
>>63622858
his stats are just pretty good though, so why is he championed?
>>63622766
It's jewton without his trip
>>63622878
Newton is not a better quarterback than Rodgers lmao
even this season, Rodgers has a 104 passer rating, the sky is falling
It's literally impossible for the Pats to lose to any afc team at home in the playoffs this year.
>mfw people thought Notre Dame TEs were good near me
>>63622878
lol okay deadspin
>Watt trying to deliver a joke
Serious question: Is there a specific reason why really tall quarterbacks don't do particularly well in the NFL? Brock is 6'8 btw.
>>63622894
Because it's a most VALUABLE player award not "who has the best stats award". Without Cam the Panthers would be a .500 team
>>63622931
>tfw used to love Watt before hard knocks
>>63622912
>Cam has 200 less yards and more rushing yards than Eddie Lacy
Cam = Rodgers + Lacy
>>63622894
leading the number 3 scoring offense is better than "pretty good"
>>63622766
(You)
he leads a top 5 scoring offense. number 1 in rushing, and we all know its not because of Johnathon stewart alone. his number one receiver went kill and everyone declared them as having the worst receiving core and they were fucked. now they are 9-0.
his numbers are poorer statistically but who the fuck cares about stats when you win. plus his receiver drops dont help.
>>63622918
If only Sean was still alive to see what the Pats will accomplish ;_;
>More recently, Houston has increased bitterness with the Indianapolis Colts due to star Texans receiver Andre Johnson, leaving for the Colts. Also with the two teams in the same division relations between the two fanbases were already weak. Their AFC out of Division Rivalry: the Texans have developed a somewhat close rivalry between the Houston Texans and the Cincinnati Bengals. It started in 2011 when Bengals rookie QB Andy Dalton led the Bengals to the Playoffs and they were stopped short by the Texans. This happened 2 years in a row, and now they have competitive bitter matchups in the regular season too.
LEL
>>63622941
Terrible footwork/elusiveness
>>63622957
What happened to that nigger?
>Cards, Vikes, Panthers, Giants lead NFC
Official Sneak's Rankings are Faggot Rankings Edition of NFL Power Rankings by Anon
1.Patriots
2. Panthers
3. Steelers
4. Cardinals
5. Bengals
6. Vikings
7. Bills
8. Raiders
9. Broncos
10. Packers
11. Jets
12. Giants
13. Falcons
14. Eagles
15. Chiefs
16. Seahawks
17. Texans
18. Jaguars
19. Buccaneers
20 Rams
21. Redskins
22. Bears
23. Dolphins
24. Clots
25. Saints
26. Titans
27. 49ers
28. Lions
29. Chargers
30. Browns
31. Ravens
32. Cowboys.
>>63622971
Oh irrelevant teams and their squabbles, how cute.
>>63622949
Cam isn't fat and slow though
>>63622998
>3 steelers
Stopped reading there
>>63622873
Is this MVP or QB list, because Big Ben isn't on it, and he is better than all but the top two maybe on that list.
>Cowboys starting romo against the dolphins
>who have been injuring QBs this year
this isn't going to end well dessu
Are the 2015 Bengals the 2013 Chiefs 2.0?
>>63623001
>My rivalry is better because you always know when we will lose.
TRUE UNBIASED POWER RANKINGS
1. Patriots
2. Cardinals
3. Panthers
4. Vikings
5. Bengals
6. Steelers
7. Broncos
8. Packers
9. Giants
10. Raiders
11. Seahawks
12. Giants
13. Bills
14. Jets
15. Chiefs
16. Falcons
rest are shit lol
>>63623025
for u
>>63623014
>he thinks power rankings are standings
>he is this much of a moron
>>63622942
really it's just cam? Nothing else? Nothing else you can think of?
>>63623035
who is she
>>63623036
>Broncos still top 10
Guys this meme has to end
>>63623036
>rest are shit
>giants are ranked
>>63623040
Ebin green text
>>63623045
>she
Dal wew
>>63623036
>Houston not above Bengals
AFCN bias by selection committee confirmed.
Who /9-7/ here?
>>63623051
Steelers had to deal with an injured kicker and a replacement who lost them games, as well as an injured QB. Now their best RB is hurt, and they are still rolling.
Bengals got lucky that they played Ben after he was shaking off injury rust. The offense is dynamic, and they can go anywhere and beat anyone.
>>63623036
>Cards above Panthers
nice meme
>>63623041
their defense is good. great even, but not elite. right now its 10th in yards allowed, 11th in pya, 14th in rya. 6th in points though
but their offense is 3rd in scoring. who is that offense leaning on? is johnathon stewart just lighting it up? tedd ginn jr. on your fantasy team? 3rd in scoring doesnt just happen
>>63622629
fuck off, faggot
>>63622998
>bills 7
This might be the worst list I have ever seen.
Holy fuck, Dalton was crying like a little bitch.
>>63622759
that's why cbs gladly drops tnf halfway through the season because the later matchups suck
and don't worry bungles, only 3 more primetime games to go, plus 3 divisional games, its going to be a bumpy ride
does anyone have the blank meme of hey guys i'm open?
i really need it for the laffs
>>63623082
>yfw Vikings win division
>yfw lions second with 9-7
>yfw burrs third with 7-9
>yfw packers last with 6-10
>>63623082
>mfw they lose out and go 2-14
>>63622779
Except for the first half of the season TNF is on a broadcast channel that probably a third of TV-plebeians in the country watch. Nobody watches MNF anymore except shekel-sacrificing E!SPN goys, and people with fantasy stakes and fanbases that stream.
>>63623257
>this bunglefag in full damage control
>The current year
>Referring to physical characteristics
COME. ON.
>>63623359
Wat
Andy Dalton's a nice guy but for an nfl quarterback he doesn't seem particularly masculine
>>63622629
>packers (-17)
YOU MAY ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOUR QB IS ABOVE THE DALTON LINE
PIC RELATED
>>63623391
JJ Watt bullied Andy Dalton by making joke about his hair.
>>63623359
>>63623391
I think it's supposed to mean you shouldnt call black people black?
But you're also telling me I can't say "hey see the blonde kid over there?"
Or "yea go talk to the tall guy"
>/sp/ is making fun of us again
I sure hope we make it
>>63623441
fwiw I've been making fun of you the whole time
>"We made the Red Rifle look like a Red Ryder BB gun"
What did he mean by this?
>63623421
>tfw can't reply to that post
>>63623435
he didn't say anything about his hair
>>63623359
>the year 2015
>Losing to the Detroit Lions at home
I mean COME ON
>captcha was select all pool chairs
These captchas are getting weirder and weirder
>>63623131
Bills had to deal with losing their QB. They get points for having him healthy now.
Can we all agree to publicly shame fans whose team hired a nigger for their QB?
If not, we can at least laugh at them when their hot streak ends after 2 years or their previously jailed QB ends up in jail again.
I have no sympathy for coal burners.
>>63623453
I don't know, but his team has never been not garbage. It's really annoying when irrelevant shit stains talk shit. And I'm not even a Bengals fan.
>>63623477
Mad because /pol/ is being deleted soon?
>>63623329
What are you talking about? I don't give a fuck about shitty Ohio, and I love that the Texans got a win. I'm just saying MNF is pretty fucking irrelevant to audiences for the most part.
>>63623470
He called him a R*D Rider BB gun. That's racist as fuck.
I just saw Calvin Johnsons post-game interview and I just realized I had no idea what he sounded like, and I didn't even really know what he looked like
>>63623477
How's it feel being an assblasted Saints, Falcons, or Titans fan?
>>63623489
>being this new
trying to get rid of /pol/ is like trying to get rid of /b/
>>63623503
exactly, nothing about hair
http://www.cincyjungle.com/2015/11/17/9748218/andy-dalton-disappointed-in-j-j-watts-comments-calling-him-red-ryder
>those comments
>>63622879
>acting like this is a good thing
OFFICIAL TOP 10 QB RANKINGS
1. Brady
2. Palmer
3. Brees
4. E. Manning
5. Rivers
6. Rodgers
7. Carr
8. Ryan
9. Cutler
10. Wilson
>>63622946
I smelled his tryhard dweebness from miles away, now even a few Toxins fans I know are annoyed by the shit he says
>>63623583
Manziel has actually been good this year bruh. They need to give him a chance to develop if they want a future
>>63623552
>More like JJ Twat. Nice job with that 4-5 losing record you douche bag.
>>63623489
in all my days
and sleepless nights
no words are sadder,
than "/pol/ was right"
>>63623552
Andy Salton shouldn't be so upset about Watt brining the bantz
>>63623552
>He's a great player and they are a great team
That is completely disrespectful. I agree with Andy "Red Ryder" Dalton.
>>63623586
>Wilson
>Rodgers
>Cutler
>All above an unranked Newton
nice meme
Are the Bengals the least likable team in the league?
>>63623586
>no Tygod
>no GOD Bortles
>no killa cam
shit list
Honest question
What was the difference between AJ Greens fumble and OBJs incomplete TD? I'm a Pats fan so inb4 "butthurt Giants fan". I'm just curious as to why possession is so inconsistent.
>>63623552
Bengals in charge of handling bater
>>63623671
A couple steps
>>63623657
>Who are the Pats
>Who are the Steelels
>Who are the Falcons
>Who are the Seakeks
>Who are the Loins
>Who are the Puckers
>Dalton on 99's rifle dig: "To be 1 of the best in this league & to show that integrity, it shows what he's about & that's disappointing."
Andy confirmed for being a huge pussy beta baby. Nice hair do, faggot.
>>63623693
>hating the flelcons and loins
for what purpose
>Hoyer 3-0 vs bengs
>Yates 3-0 vs bengs
Spread the wins around desu senpai
>BENGALS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WHAT A SHIT TEAM AND FRANCHISE
AHAHAHHAHAHA
>BENGALS
THE FAN BASE LOOKS LIKE TONY THE FUCKING TIGER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAH
>CINCINNATI BENGHAZI'S
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63623690
I think it was last night on SNF where they were talking about the rule needing to be more absolute like 3 steps and total control of the ball means it's complete.
I bet a close playoff game is going to be decided because of the inconsistency of the rule. Like last season.
>>63623552
"We expect this type of behavior from an assclown like Michael Bennett, who takes cheap shots on and off the field, but not from Watt."
Oh hai Bungals. See you next week :^)
>>63623725
I don't like the rules. OBJ scored in my opinion. But that is the difference.
This will be the next "Megatron rule". And someone will get Dez'd in the playoffs.
>>63623505
Yea I knew what he looked like but I'd never heard his voice
Shit he avoids the media better than beast mode
>>63623693
>tfw this post made me smug
>tfw live in Wisconsin and my second favorite team is the Patriots because 6 year old me decided to play as them in NFL QB Club 2001 because I liked their uniforms.
Being a Packers/Patriots fan is the meaning of life. You can't lose.
>BENGALS
>LOSING TO THE HOUS-TOBEGOOD TEXANS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH
MY SIDES ARE KEPLAR
>>63623731
Holy shit. Watt basically said that they wanted to go out there and prevent Dalton from playing as good as he has been and they're treating it like he called Dalton a little bitch.
I hope the Bengals go 10-6 and lose in the wild card round. Fucking babies.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>BENGALS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>POVERTY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>SHITTINATI BUNGHOLES
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>BJ DATES
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
How does Peyton Manning like his steak prepared?
I'd say he likes it well done
>>63623745
Honestly I was bummed because I thought the Pats had just given up a TD. Obviously I was happy it was overturned, but the fact that the calls are basically up to the refs fucking sucks
>>63623742
>this guy
>posting a pic of bruce arians with no kangol hat and no glasses
Updated Playoff Standings (as of Week 10)
>AFC
1. Patriots
2. Bengals (lel)
3. Broncos
4. Colts
5. Steelers
6. Bills
>NFC
1. Panthers
2. Cards
3. Vikings
4. Giants
5. Packers
6. Falcons
>yfw it could still happen
>>63623804
>yfw Patriots go 19-0
>>63623586
delete this
>>63623804
>Colts
Top kike
>>63623794
>worst of all grades of cooked
seems legit
Brady's definitely a medium-rare guy, what with being the GOAT and all.
>>63623794
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WELL DONE-VER BRUNCHOS
>>63623796
I thought TD's used to be "dead" when the ball was pulled in/controlled to the ground.
Did this change recently?
>>63622971
I like that hole goal
you have ten seconds to explain why the bengals won't go 10-6 and lose in the first round of the playoffs this year
>>63623854
Because they won't make the playoffs.
>>63623866
dubs of truth
Leave the Patriots to me.
>there isn't a team capable of beating the Pats this year
19-0 is actually going to happen isn't it?
>>63623770
He did call him a little bitch though, it would be like saying "We were out to make Brady play deflated". I personally am fine with the bantz, it makes the sport even more fun, plus it's played by big fucking tough men, so banter should be allowed.
The thing is the NFL has advertised the shit out of Watt and sells his image as the "toughest, hardest, most humbling guy in the NFL and should be loved by all kids", especially when he comes out and acts like he is all those things. Everyone knows he's good, but also the biggest tryhard. Sooo when he says some shit like this or the taunting he's done towards Matterberger cause he has this huge hard on for him, along with still having a shit record, he ends up coming off as a complete dick who is fake as fuck.
Sherman might be the cockiest and most chimpiest CB, but he commits and doesn't believe to be a role-model.
What went wrong?
They went to the superbowl last year and are currently 4-5. A Wildcard team at most even if they get there.
>>63623910
Well getting refballed to a free victory at home against the detoilet liedowns may be an indicator of sucking anus.
>>63623899
>The thing is the NFL has advertised the shit out of Watt
Well maybe they should advertise the shit out of the Red Ryder..... Oh wait they hate Christians too much.
>>63623890
Leave Brady to us.
>>63623200
That would be the ultimate fuck you to the Packers after all these division titles they've been hogging.
>>63623933
shut the fuck up
>>63623794
>Peyton
>steak
>not chicken parm
>>63623829
not sure what you mean by "TD is dead", but it's a TD if:
>an upright/running receiver catches it, has two feet inbounds, and control of the ball
>two of a receivers' limbs (knee(s) and/or elbow(s)) land inside the end zone with control of the ball
>the ball crosses the plane into the endzone (more than halfway I think) before the ball carrier would otherwise be down (knee hits the ground, etc.)
>>63623910
too many people drank the "or front office is so good at talent eval/drafting we canreplace anyone"
also they generally ignored their o line or even worse let decent players go/get traded, i guess they assumed Lynch was immortal and the Russlel would be able to run throw it deep forever
>>63623910
>What went wrong?
Russell Wilson
Jimmy Graham
The entire O line
>>63623910
I'm honestly surprised they actually avoided the Super Bowl hangover season. Instead it just came a season late. It's not a meme.
>>63623794
>well done
pleb as fuck
>>63623921
At least they beat the Lions, unlike the Shitkers
>>63623989
no kidding. I think the '04 Pats were the last team to avoid it
>nfc east gets a home playoff game
>afc south gets a home playoff game
What a time to be alive
>>63623972
I meant dead ball, play is dead ect.
This play was on Beckham though, he could have tucked the ball, and just didn't. Maybe to avoid dropping it, but that plan failed.
>>63624000
>>63623970
>>63623994
>>63623816
DID YOU NOT NOTICE THAT WELL DONE ISN'T REFERRING TO HOW HE ACTUALLY LIKES HIS STEAK, IT WAS TO HIGHLIGHT THAT PEYTON MANNING'S CAREER IS LONG COOKED
>>63624096
typing in all caps doesn't make you look any smarter, senpai.
>>63624096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8SKgONJAdY
>>63624001
Who are the 2015 Patriots fambam? They're literally on course to go 16-0 if the ymanage to beat the Broncos defense and not choke away their last two games.
>Giants leading NFC east
>Barely lost to patriots
m8. Guys. It can happen, Eli can get 3 rings all from beating Brady.
>>63624176
yes, yes, I understand, but we talking about when it actually happened last, not when it will happen in two and a half months.
>>63624201
How do you think the rest of the NFL feels knowing that this years Patriots have a shittier O-line and shittier defense and are still the best team in the league.
Feels good knowing the Pats actually deserve the title of defending champs.
>>63624185
hope Mara and Tisch paid off the refs enough to rig it for the Giants. That's the only reason Sunday's game was close and everyone knows it.
Current QB power rankings after week 10:
1. Brady
2. Palmer
3. Rodgers
4. Carr
5. Brees
6. Dalton
7. Eli
8. Cutler
9. Rivers
10. Newton
>>63623453
These faggots have never watched the Christmas story... And you call yourselves Americans
>>63624185
Not only is the Autism cycle every 4 years.
Every 4 years they play each other in the regular season.
IBS HABBENING!!!
>>63624247
>cycle
>has only happened twice
>>63624185
>grandparents moved from LA to NYC then to Boston
>uncle is a Giants fan
>won't stop giving me shit about those losses
Pls no
>>63624257
ITS HABBENING
>>63624230
>shittier defense
that's mostly due to injuries and what must be Bill's still-brewing mad-genius scheme to suddenly make our cornerbacks elite as the rest of the secondary. Most of the important guys will be back for the playoffs.
As for everyone else, aside from the few talking heads with permanent Pats boners, the hate is only growing.
>>63624237
>Carr that high
>Dalton still in the top 10
>Cam that low
Utter shit
>>63624257
Well seeing as how Eli was a rook in 04 and managed to beat the Pats in 08 and 12 the cycle is legit
The only team that could beat the Patriots right now is probably the Texans.
>>63624324
1 2 - 1 3
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>>63624311
>didnt beat him in 04
>this somehow counts
>>63622608
I am now Okay with the Pats going for a perfect season since Cleveland did it first. Making the Pats the third team to get a perfect season should they make it.
>>63624292
New England has a legit run D, but the secondary is nothing compared to last season. It's comforting to see Butler growing as a shutdown CB but the kid is still learning. If it wasn't for McCourty basically tackling him, OBJ would've had a much quieter game
>>63624338
>Didn't win in his 0th year
>Hahaha told you there's no cycle
>>63624306
carr hasn't had a 'bad' game all season unless you count the game he only played a quarter in
>>63624237
delete this
>>63624338
He only played half the season. He lost every game and the finished 5-11 and somehow that ran kurt Warner out of town.
>>63624341
>Cleveland did it first
when, before they legalized the fucking forward pass? get out of here with that shit. '72 Dolphins are the only complete perfect team-season.
>>63624338
He didn't even play him in his rookie year dipshit. Every time Eli has played Brady in the regular season he's beat him in the Super bowl. Simple as that.
Did this happen because I took this picture this morning?
It was a joke Dalton, I'm sorry.
Have any of you guys ever heard of a number being unretired? There was a Lions player who literally died on the field and he wore 85. The number is listed as retired but Ebron is wearing 85. Kinda disrespectful. Lions have like 10 retired numbers, they had to give Ebron the number of player who died mid game.
>>63624442
Maybe he should've got good and stayed alive long enough to actually earn it
>>63624442
sometimes teams just run out of numbers, I guess.
Similar to your situation, his number isn't retired yet (hopefully it will be at some point), but Drew Bledsoe's #11 has been worn by Edelman since he started, a few years after Drew left.
>>63624525
Sorry m8 but Drew will never be retired
>>63624379
1948. It counts. I'm sorry your nothing before the super bowl counts mentally clashes with that.
>>63622998
>3. Steelers
>7. Bills
>8. Raiders
pls stop posting
>>63624551
there's more than enough precedent for it. With the coaching changes, he made the Pats relevant and a fairly consistent playoff team where they had been perennial jokes aside from their fluke Owl appearances before. He wasn't a Hall-worthy QB by any stretch, but he single-handedly made the team relevant in the NFL and New England again. He was overmatched in the Packers Owl, but he still had huge cultural impact on the team, even if his passing of the reins to Brady wasn't exactly his choice.
I'd retire it in a second, and do it a second time if Edelgod lasts long enough at his current rate.
>>63624584
Also it was in the AAFC. But pats fans have no room to talk on being in other leagues since they are only around because the Chiefs created the AFL.
>>63624442
trent dilfer actually had #12 unretired so he could wear it in honor of john brodie i.e. the same guy it was retired for
how the fuck did the bengals manage to lose to a team as shitty as the houston texans?
>>63624442
1. Numbers are finite.
2. Ebron likely got special permission to use that number.
3. The NFL, and big businesses in general, like to pretend such incidents from the past never happened.
>>63624584
you can't compare any team from back then in any league with the modern era.
>this Browns damage control
>>63624663
what an asshole
>NO:Saints pull plug on defensive boss Rob Ryan
Was about time. I hate seeing people get the sack\leave, but I hate having such a predictable defense even more.
Good luck senpai. Now lets hope Allen doesnt get us to LAST defense in league. (if we arent already since skins game)
>>63624674
>in the late 1940s, the San Francisco 49ers lost championships to the Cleveland Browns
>also, compound picture captchas
LEL GUYS JAGS BEAT THE RAVENS TOTALLY TAKING AFC SOUTH MUH POTENTIAL!!!
HURRRR FUCKINGTY DURR!!!!!!
![tumblr_inline_neykn0ZXlJ1qa0uiu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/J3LjdSf.jpg "tumblr inline neykn0ZXlJ1qa0uiu[1]")
So its 19-0 then
>>63623910
>Lost the Owl by sheer chance (interception odds were ~3%), breeding narcissism
>No longer awake for the 4th quarter (They've had 4th-quarter leads in 4 of their losses)
>Everybody wanted to get paid, forcing them to make tough staffing decisions (like cutting Maxwell and letting Kam sit out two losses, one of which was a direct result of his absence)
>Related to above, O-line is made of glass
>Offense occasionally takes the whole day off, or can't get anything started because O-line falls too quickly
>Lynch wanted to retire last year. Only still here for the money.
>Co-worker says that his girlfriend Ciara is basically Yoko Ono and he's distracted with things that aren't football these days
As long as people keep putting their faith in them, they'll keep falling. They're a competitive team. Until you tell them they're fucking up, they're just gonna keep falling. Wilson's not Top 10. Seahawks are not Top 10. I won't even say they have the pieces when they can't be bothered to score 25 points outside their division. I have a feeling the Steelers will eat them alive, much like the Chargers did last year. An intelligetn quarterback will humble them.
Anyone remember how the '13 Hawks got forced into overtime by the Bucs? The 0-7 Bucs? Yeah, Seattle's very capable of being lazy. Don't believe they fixed it until they prove it's fixed.
>>63625026
>One point away from failure against NYG
>Questionable catch
Better to be lucky than good some days
I like the Kansas City Chiefs football team.
I couldn't watch last night's game because of uni. What the fuck happened? Did prime time Bengals return?
>>63625157
Pretty much.
>>63625157
CINCI AND THEIR SHITTY "CHILI" GOT BOOTY BLASTED SO HARD A LIL BIT CUM'D OUT OF BRIAN KELLY'S TIP
>>63623527
Are you intentionally being retarded?
>it's that kind of prejudicial ideology that puts us in the situation that were in today
>tfw romo comes back and leads the cowboys to an 8-8 record and we dont make the playoffs and dont get a good draft pick
>>63625375
>mfw he gets injured again playing against Miami's defense
It's too late already. Romo should just sit out the rest of the season
This season has been so weird
>>63625715
I know turbo is pretty much god and its like 3 comps just in a triangle at this point.
>making fun of Andy Dalton's sacred nickname
I mean it's fine to joke around a little bit, but J.J. just went too far. He should be suspended for at least 4 games.
>>63623110
>3rd in scoring doesnt just happen
No, but poor strength of schedule sure helps. Actually, I just looked up the defenses they've played and that explains it perfectly.
>>63625715
Yea, there is about 2 good teams and 2 bad teams in both conferences and Everyone else is mediocre. Being fucking 4-5 over half way through the season means you have a legitimate chance to make the playoffs
>>63623804
>bills in the playoffs
20 years in the making
>>63622998
>colts 24
what the fug
>>63625931
Exactly. Plus there has been so many injuries too.
>>63623503
Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're the one that made the connection. Nobody else was thinking that, you're the racist one, dude.
>>63626004
Yea, and that might catch up to the patriots come playoffs when they play a half decent team. It's pretty much New England and cincy in the AFC and Carolina are Arizona in the NFC. Denver and Green Bay were in the conversation but their offenses have crashed (with no survivors). The only other team that might contend is Pittsburgh if Ben stays healthy, but like you said, all these injuries have been crazy
>>63625125
Excellent post. /sp/ needs more of this.
Trips and the Falcons will sweep the Panthers 3-0
>>63622679
Kawann short
>>63626222
capped
CANT FUCKING WAIT till chip faggot ass Kelly is out of the NFL
Fuckboy uses so many of the same goddamn plays out of the same goddamn formations every fucking game and every goddamn week it is a fucking joke
Nigga is more predictable calling plays than he is making roster moves
He will never win anything
Please fucking trade him to Tennessee please
Fucking throw in Nelson agholor and josh huff with him to make it a done deal
With a good head coach this team when healthy can go on a deep playoff run
Look how far it carried chips bum ass career
Billy Davis is legit a top 10 defensive coordinator >we just need a non meme offensive attack
>>63626365
t. EDP
>>63626391
It's the fucking truth and you know it
Even if it comes out of the mouth of that fatass nigga
>>63626395
Maybe if you didn't have a meme QB. It's not like the eagles are out of it yet. I mean you guys are in a meme division.
Why don't the eagles trade for a decent QB?
>>63626365
I applaud the Eagles' D with how long they have to stay on the field, and I agree that a "QB-proof" meme offense will only get you so far. I was laughing during the Cowboys/Eagles game last week because the Cowboys' D had spent less than 20 minutes on the field by the 4th quarter and were already winded. How much more can you tip ToP in your favor? Even if Romo comes back, I question their effectiveness
By how many points do the Cardinals win on Sunday?
>>63626222
>two division games plus the playoffs
WEW LAD
>>63626222
FUCK YEAH BOYZ 13-3 CONFIRMED HURR DURR DAN QUINN IS ELITE MATTY ICE MATTY ICE FREE THE FREEMAN JULIO MAYBE RODDY TOO
>>63626460
>FUCK YEAH BOYZ 13-3 CONFIRMED HURR DURR DAN QUINN IS ELITE MATTY ICE MATTY ICE FREE THE FREEMAN JULIO MAYBE RODDY TOO
>>63626470
OR SHOULD I SAY 16-3 TOO BE FACTUALLY STATISTICALLY AND APHORISTICALLY CORRECT
>tfw the bromance is over
If you wanted evidence that the Texans are Reddit's team outside of the fact that JJ Watt is Reddit's favorite player, just look at the tripfags associated with them.
1. Brady
2. Eli Manning
3. Bridgewater
4. Newton
5. Carr
6. Palmer
7. T.J. Yates
8. Alex Smith
9. Roethlisberger / Jones
10. Stafford
>>63623758
is that a comfy ride up on that bandwagon?
>>63626401
45-27 Cards
>>63623829
Basically think of it as if the play happened in the field of play outside the end zone. Receiver has to catch the ball, demonstrate control of the ball and make a football move (or just hang on for a second or two). Same rule applies in the end zone.
When running the ball into the end zone, all of that happened before crossing the plane of the goal line, so as soon as any part of the ball crosses the plane, it's a touchdown.
dalton just pretty much asked the entire NFL to bully him
>>63623649
>Newton
You mean the guy with not even 50% receptions? He's just a meme QB who will be good for three-five years before a career ending injury.
>>63626733
Leave it to the ginger to give everyone a reason
>>63626733
Check your privilege
>>63626736
People worry about injury but he really doesn't take many bad hits outside of the pocket. I worry most about someone rolling up his knee in the pocket than I am him taking a nasty hit on the run.
>tfw no football today
>>63626736
You're an idiot
People have been saying that since he started his last year at college
He's smart. Get over it. On basically any other team he'd kill
>>63624360
He just did have a bad game
>two INTs
>should've been three
>literally shut out in the second half
Le force it to Cooperbabby got exposed as fuck
Post WebMs from this season
>>63622608
>Teams that will win their division edition
>DAL:Romo collarbone 'healed'; 'will play' Sunday
well I guess that settles that
>>63624000
Ayy Sneak. Don't worry. I know Packers be suckin lately but they have a chance to beat everyone in the division in a row, so I mean that could cheer you up right?
>Giants sign Hakeem Nicks
its over
Hey guys I've been following the Bills since I was 8, so 16 years...
I'm switching to the Patriots
>In just his second NFL start ever TJ Yates defeated the Bengals and clinched the first ever playoff spot for the Texans.
>TJ Yates defeated the Bengals again in the same season only this time in the playoffs and handing Andy Dalton his first playoff loss ever.
>After being MIA for four years, TJ yates returned Monday night and threw the only touchdown pass that won the game for the Texans against an 8-0 Bengals squad playing at home.
>TJ Yates is a 5th rounder
>TJ Yates is a UNC QB
This is just too funny too me, Google the list of UNC Quarterbacks in the NFL. What the fuck Bungles
>>63627067
Nicks hasn't been good since 2011 and he wasn't even good enough to make the Titans roster
>>63627090
Tj is actually pretty good brah
Jackasses like Winston, weeden, Manziel keep getting playing time because of hype
>>63627073
0/10 apply yourself
>>63626736
Saints fan here.
Tbh newton looks good running. He is tall and strong, unlike Manletziel and the likes who will ultimately get crushed on the run one day.
As much as i hate Panthers doing good being a division rival, i cant hate on newton as he is a great dude and quite a good QB. Not elite tho.
http://strawpoll.me/6029723
real talk Luke Keuchly should be the panthers mvp candidate not cam
>>63627166
what about ted ginn
>>63627166
he wasn't even there for a few games. Davis is better.
>>63627166
I don't think a non-QB can be the MVP of a winning team
Let me tell you guys 4 reasons why the Colts are going all the way.
1. Division of course like yall say.
2. When Luck comes back from his injuries, he's going in hard again.
3. The new OC doing OC things. Plus the Colts have a talented defense (minus Toler)
4. Postseason opponents. > Stoolers > Bungels > Pats of course which they'll break their perfect season.
>>63622998
>Jets above Giants
Wat
>>63627242
The trauma of having to watch his shit team bomb another season seems to have been too much for this little nigglet to handle because he talking crayyyy-zeee
>>63627266
> shit team
> bomb another season
When?
Current QB power rankings after week 10:
1. Brady
2. Newton
3. Rothleisberger
4. Carr
5. Brees
6. Dalton
7. Eli Manning
8. Winston
9. Bortles
10. P Manning
>>63627311
Is P. Manning on 10 because you only know 10 QBs?
>>63627311
>3. Rothleisberger
dude hasn't even played enough to deserve that
>>63627172
Ted Ginn?
Arguably the most underrated player in nfl history lol
Seriously the guy is going to finish his career up with over 16000 yards all purpose and no one will remember him. Dudes averaging in 8 years almost 1500 yards all purpose and no one gives a fuck. Even Reggie bush got love
Even cribbs got love
Man nfl fans are retarded
>>63624685
Allen won't help much.
>>63623552
Jeez, it's not like he called him a souless ginger....which he is
>@JayGlazer: Scoopage: #Browns are making the switch to Johnny Manziel as starting QB for rest of the season @NFLonFOX
might as well
>>63627311
what is happening to rodgers, makes what Brady is doing that more impressive
>>63623082
kek, stafford won't win in chicago. cap it.
>2 white players trash talking each other
>complete sentences, well-reasoned arguments, mutual respect
>>63627354
because ginn was overrated AF in college. that and he was never worth half a shit as a receiver. no expectations for cribbs, so he got love. reggie bush was actually decent for a while, so he got love. ginn has always been a mid-tier player.
>>63622633
Dalton can't make his audibles well enough
The players on both sides get hyped
Play faster and harder
Dalton is already going 100 percent all the time in games
So if he's playing shitty teams with disgruntled players who aren't playing fast he kills them
Then when he plays teams prime time and everyone ups their game, he can't because he's maxed out
>>63622766
>stats
I can give you stats that say Blaine gabbert is the Nfls best qb
Get the fuck out with stats
>>63627311
Manning? He's been hurt all season, by the way. We thought it was a leg injury not a foot. I called it at the beggining of the season.
Oz is coming. Thank god he's not in our division. Barring injury that guy is going to rule the west
M
>>63627385
Women love red heads these days. Just like dudes love red heads.
I'm a red head. Not clown red like dalton. My hair has gotten me wrs and nice pussy sex. You can keep your soul shit
>>63627472
As a returner/multi purpose player he's been top 5 in the league. He was easily a top 5 punt returner and probably still is one. Kick offs they've moved him off of more for the the 3rd or 4th we spot he's been good.
Pretty much he's elite at returning punts, was great at krs, and was a good 3/4 wr
And no one will remember him
>>63627459
You don't say
>>63627534
I wonder why
Why isn't AP getting any serious MVP consideration?
>>63627472
I still can't believe that Ginn was drafted 9th overall
>>63627660
sjw's
>>63627311
Carr is way too high and Peyton has been garbage. Carson Palmer should be on this list.
>>63627660
Because nfl fans are generally fucking stupid
Last year it should have been watt. Arguably the most dominant performance by a defensive player in history
This year ap might crack 2000 and break the rushing record especially since it's getting cold. All insane feats
>but b-b-Brady's stats!!
motherfuckers don't realize every year qbs put numbers up just like Brady's this year
Next year same thing
So what Brady is doing is great, but it's not unusual and its yearly
What watt did last year and what ad is doing this year is historic and irreplaceable
But once again nfl fans are retarded and anyone saying Brady is this years mvp is fucking stupid
>The city of Andy Dalton
Mvp chances ruined and took the bantz like a complete pansy. Embarassing f a m.
>>63627668
Still was averaging over 1700 yard per season with Miami
That's a pretty good pick
Top 5 MVP candidates
1.Tom Brady
2.Carson Palmer
3.Cam Newton
4.Adrian Peterson
5.Antonio Brown
Only casuals will disagree.
>>63627706
Watt had a chance if the Texans went to the playoffs. MVPs aren't selected from losing teams. It just doesn't work that way.
>>63627771
I'm okay with this
>>63627771
>3.Cam Newton
Nice try.
>Mfw Carson keks the Bungles on SnF
>Keenum announced as starter for Rams
>Texans pull of huge primetime upset in Cincy
Based Keenum confirmed best Texans quarterback.
Why do I keep hearing that Osweiler is the next Aaron Rodgers?
>>63627921
You have an inner-ear infection.
>>63623758
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN WE ARE PROUD TO INTRODUCE YOUR SEATTLE SEAHAWKS "12th MAN" >Seattle Seahawks fans
>>63622629
A Random Guy's Official Post Week 10 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by nothing but wasted timeāā“āāā¼āŗ
1. Patriots
2. Panthers (+1)
3. Cardinals (+2)
4. Vikings (+2)
5. Broncos (0)
6. Bengals (-4)
7. Steelers (+2)
8. Giants (0)
9. Falcons (+2)
10. Packers (0)
11. Seahawks (-3)
12. Bills (+6)
13. Jets
14. Colts (+3)
15. Chiefs (+5)
16. Redskins (+5)
17. Rams (-3)
18. Raiders (-2)
19. Dolphins (+4)
20. Eagles (-5)
21. Bears (+4)
22. Texans (+4)
23. Saints (-4)
24. 49ers
25. Bucs (+5)
26. Jaguars (+6)
27. Lions (+6)
28. Ravens (-7)
29. Chargers (-2)
30. Cowboys (-4)
31. Titans (-3)
32. Browns (-2)
>>63627944
>>63622629
>63622629
b-but the Browns have two wins so there's at least two teams worse than them!
>>63627944
Every team outside of the top 6 looks suspect as fuck or outright shit. This year is really top-heavy.
>>63622771
I liked Bruno Mars actually, one of the best owl performances compared to all these shitty pop singers and rappers.
>Tennesee Titans fan Rosemary Plorin of Nashville attended Sundayās game against the Carolina Panthers with her fourth-grade daughter. On Monday, she sent us this note she wrote to Panthersā quarterback Cam Newton
>http://www.charlotteobserver.com/opinion/article45163665.html#storylink=cpy
>Titans
God damn I hope the Jags BTFO them on Thursday and Bortles starts cripwalking in the endzone
>>63627981
I'm a Stoolers fan but I support the Jags heavily since I was a big fan of them in the early 00's. Hope they take the division.
>>63627944
Eagles drop seems a bit too harsh and Packers should still be above Giants, otherwise good list
>>63622941
Too complacent. Shorter guys have to work on more skills, tall guys just stand there and try to watch a guy get open.
>>63627981
>white people
>>63627176
Adrian Peterson is unquestionably the MVP of the vikings with a 7-2 record. Their offense is centered around him. Listening to interviews of other players on the team makes that even more clear.
>>63627981
>"Is that what your coaches and mentors modeled for you, Mr. Newton?"
>Celebrates in the endzone
>Gets pushed from behind by opposing player
>Starts to back away to avoid a penalty
>Gives ball to a fan in the stands
How salty do you have to be to ignore the fact that Cam is a pretty nice guy
>>63627176
>AD literally already won an MVP award
>>63627964
>>63627968
>>63628011
Thanks, I didn't put too much time into the bottom half because after a certain point you're just separating shit with corn in it and shit without corn in it.
I think the Giants are good this year, could take wins off of any team, but the Packers are really reliant on an unreliable Aaron Rodgers. I'd rather have a good, consistent team than a very good, inconsistent team. Consistency is a strength of its own.
Thanks for the feedback all, makes me feel like I know football for once. Want to see the Vikings play, they've been pretty impressive this year.
Also a note that the Panthers aren't 'that' good and should get beaten by the Cardinals or Vikings if they play one another. Broncos would win if Oswelier is given enough time to take command of the team first.
>>63627855
but TJ Yates is the QB who led the Texans to victory over the Bengals.
Why would they start Keenum over Yates? Or are they just using Yates when playing the Bengals, since he had beaten them in previous starts?
>>63628051
Are there graphics like that for most teams? I'm interested to see some people's breakdown of the Cards/Pats/Vikings
>>63628051
can' believe zane beadles is still starting, dude is so damn awful
>>63628148
Keenums starting for the Rams
Keenum is from the University of Houston and had a brief tenure on the Texans
>>63623758
I live in Massachusetts. My favorite team is the Packers and I absolutely hate the Patriots.
>Can't make a harmless joke after beating an unbeaten team
>Can't dance after scoring a touchdown and talking trash
SJW Era folks I hope you like it.
>>63628199
oops my bad. All these backup QBs getting playing time this year are getting me confused.
who /myteamsucksbutalsotheirdivisionsoispossibletheygetintoplayoffs/ here?
>>63624663
Wow, I can't think of a less deserving player to have a jersey number unretired. Joe Schmidt allowed Pat Swilling to wear his number 56 in Detroit, but Swilling made 5 Prob Owls. Steve Largent allowed Jerry Rice to wear his number 80, but again, Jerry Rice. Dilfer? Child please.
>>63626365
Is this a transcript of a based EDP video, kek?
>>63626365
>sam bradford
>>63627541
>chip "i don't hate niggers" kelly
>>63627771
>5.Antonio Brown
Big Ben babby
think carefully about this one
>chip "little tom" kelly
>>63628531
need more facts: is it prime time or playoffs?
>>63626365
fucking this desu
fucking Jordan Matthews is still in the slot despite never paying slot in college, while his whole college career was about using his size and speed to bully cbs,
not catching passes in between linebackers, and niggers are wondering why he is dropping so many passes
>>63628343
no. we need to fire kelly and a shit season right now would just the firepower necessary
get a good qb in a later round and get a top 10 best player available most likely OL
it is good that Badfraud didn't get an extension, the 16 million he is getting for this season should be the last penny he ever makes in the NFL
>>63628155
I'm biased as fuck desu but this is how it looks to me
>>63628327
> beta white men mad
> soccer moms who want attention
Damn shame.
>>63626577
Yates too low desu
>Cowboys have released Brandon Weeden
You mean Assel is still on the roster?
>>63622679
Whose tits was it last time? I'm Canadian so unless it was Pamela Anderson idk
1. Brady
2. Palmer
3. Rodgers
4. Dalton
5. Carr
>>63628669
No that seems about right
Sendejo is only good against the run. Almost all of the Raiders completions and TDs were against Sendejo
>>63628723
>Cooper babby top 5
nice meme
>>63627534
>>63627541
>Car has 34 blacks and 2nd lowest crimerate
/pol/ BTFO
>>63628051
Davis is fine as a DT
Smith and Branch should really be red though. Especially Branch, I still don't know how he managed to have a 6 sack year.
>>63627771
Pretty sure romo is winning it. How can you go 9-0 and single handedly take your team to the playoffs, and then not win MVP?
>>63622646
Bruh, it was 1 game, Brady the a pick directly to Collins on their GWD,but he dropped it.
Did they get exposed too?
>>63628835
By not being a well-known choke artist on an untalented team
>>63628764
>Average number of blacks
>BTFO
What
>>63628873
Ebin
>Matt Ryan says no-huddle is ready to roll, if needed
why have all our offensive coordinators been so averse to the no huddle? is it because they know they're going to get shown up by ryan?
Where do you guys get your jerseys at a reasonable price?
>>63628872
No, because the Bengals scored exactly two field goals all game.
>>63628899
I don't. I just opened my butthole to NFL jew prices
ESPN's Power Rankings: Week 11
1. Patriots
2. Panthers
3. Cardinals
4. Bengals
5. Vikings
6. Packers
7. Broncos
8. Falcons
9. Steelers
10. Giants
11. Seahawks
12. Bills
13. Jets
14. Raiders
15. Chiefs
16. Bears
17. Colts
18. Dolphins
19. Eagles
20. Redskins
21. Rams
22. Texans
23. Buccaneers
24. Saints
25. Titans
26. Jaguars
27. Cowboys
28. Chargers
29. Ravens
30. Lions
31. 49ers
32. Browns
>>63628898
considering the Falcons have had Koetter and Mularkey, it's not a stretch of the imagination
>>63628924
>Packers over Broncos
They're both sliding and Denver raped GB.
Why is DeAndre Hopkins barely in the conversation for top 10 WRs? The guy is putting up a monster season with literal whos at QB.
>>63629005
If you're the only good receiver on a team you tend to seem better than you are.
>>63629005
He gets spam targeted at times and he has a relatively low catch rate compared to other elite WRs. He's definitely top 10 though
Who are some players from your favorite team that you believe deserve to go to the Pro Bowl?
I think Allen Robinson or Hurns deserve to go. Not both, but one or the other definitely deserve to get in. Leaning towards Robinson because he's been consistently productive against almost every #1 CB this year and Hurns is getting it easy because of that
Telvin Smith does too, he's having a really good year.
It's sort of unfair that none of the three will get in thanks to fan voting.
14-2 incoming
>>63629005
leads the league in targets and doesn't gain yards after the catch, he's just barely out of the top 10 for me though.
Remember when people thought Foles wasn't dogshit?
Jesus, Eagles fans can be so delusional.
>>63629123
Top 5 safety in the league desu senpai
1. Tom Brady
2. Carson Palmer
3. Drew Brees
4. Aaron Rodgers
5. Eli Manning
6. Andy Dalton
7. Derek Carr
8. Phillip Rivers
9. Cam Newton
10. Jay Cutler.
>>63629289
replace Carr with Bridgewater now that Sunday proved who's better
>>63622608
>Daltons bad MNF
>Not AJ "I refuse to tuck the ball"Green or Tyler "whats a catch m8?"Eifert's bad MNF
>>63629309
Bridgewater had nothing to do with that win.
>>63622646
>lose 1 game
>exposed
Bro the only unbeaten that looked good was Carolina and they played the fucking Titans.
>>63629311
>two field goals
>in 4 quarters of football
>against the 3-5 texans
>at home
>>63622809
lol good god /sp/ is so shit its not even funny.
I can only imagine the epic shitposting if NE loses this week.
>>63629335
>he didn't watch the game
>>63629377
So did Bridgewater make Adrian Peterson rush for 206 yards?
>>63629335
Correct. He only led the Vikings offense into scoring range on six of the Vikings' nine drives. It's not as if scoring points helps you win or anything.
>>63629345
and yet they still had the chance to win it in the end. Do you expect Andy to run after his passes and catch them himself?
NE got lucky as shit collins bitched on his INT and dropped it. A lot of teams looked fucking ass this week. Are we going to crown the Redskins and Bears because they blew teams out?
>>63629391
Technically yes, Bridgewater was in control of that offense all game and the defense had to play back because of the threat of Teddy's passing ability which opened run lanes for AP.
>>63622700
Watt's bant game was absolutely fucking dogshit and he sounded like a complete beta saying it
BUT
Dalton chimped out so somehow it worked? He got legitimately angry over a 0/10 bant that was literally no worse than saying "as a defense we wanted to make the QB have a bad day". Dalton is a fucking faggot desu senpai
>>63629420
>threat of Teddy's passing ability
>>63629420
>Teddy's passing ability
>threat
>>63629391
Nearly half of those 206 yards came on a single run. The run also happened when the game was well in hand and it was Peterson's only score of the game.
>>63629439
>>63629457
Pretty sure he had a TD pass and at least 65% completion rate. Meanwhile Carr through like what should have been 5 picks and cost his team the game.
>>63629485
He averaged less than 7 yards per pass in that game. Bridgewater, unlike Carr, hasn't progressed at all.
You could say that it's the kind of offense he plays in, but he hasn't progressed.
>>63629485
Bridgewater also would've had two if not for Kyle Rudolph dropping the easiest touchdown he'd have ever had in his life
>>63629519
>why doesn't Teddy force risky throws down the field while his team has a lead?
All you armchair quarterbacks should kill yourselves
>>63629590
He's had only 2 games with over 250 passing yards.
>>63629519
Oh I'm sorry, is 7 wins more than 4 wins or not?
>>63629420
>Teddy's passing ability
>>63629601
That's gonna happen when your team spends most of its time holding a lead, dummy. When Teddy's needed to throw the ball to mount a comeback he has delivered, as shown in the games against the Lions, Bears, and Rams.
>>63629602
Carr on the Vikings would win the Super Bowl this year.That defense is legit but that offense is awful without AP
>>63626577
>Palmer at 6
wut.
>>63629636
read the rest of the list
>>63629485
I'd rather have Bortles than Bridgewater.
Would rather have a guy who can win or lose you the game than a guy who has no effect on the outcome whatsoever
>>63629635
Carr would be running for his life behind the Vikings' offensive line and none of the receivers get open as consistently as Cooper. He'd also be costing his team with his risky play.
>>63629698
>"grats on the record GP well earned"
>>63629635
Carr would be throwing picks and be getting sacked. Teddy can stiff arm and pull plays out his ass. Carrs better on the raiders.
Dal : cowboys release QB Brandon Weeden
>>63629723
I'd rather not live and die by the play of an inconsistent quarterback
>>63629746
Why can't Vikings fans understand that their line isn't actually bad? Teddy holds the ball longer than anyone in the league and takes sacks when he should either make a 2nd read or throw it away. Watch the games man.
>>63629803
Lol, Teddy can't do shit.
>>63629822
Teddy leads the league in balls thrown away,and he holds the ball longer because his receivers don't get open.
>>63629837
Requesting webm of that shovel pass to Asiata
>>63629837
Carr sucks vs good defs. Teddy can play well vs good defs. Carr is a pick machine.
>tfw bye week
>tfw lost anyways
>>63629887
Carr has the same INTs this as Teddy with 3 times more TD passes.
>>63629821
Inconsistency can be fixed. Having no balls whatsoever can't. Bridgewater proved to me by being afraid to throw at the combine that he wasn't going to do much more than game manage because he doesn't have the balls for it, too afraid to mess up
>>63629746
I can remember one of the Fox commentators on Sunday criticising teddy for holding on to the bank to log (tbf it seemed like he was), then they showed a wide shot of the field that showed he never had anyone to throw to.
I mean, sure I don't think teddy has come on this year as much as Carr has (though I think Carr has been badly overhyped here) but where he is truly at is being hidden pretty well behind that dogshit o-line
Vikings fans are delusional. Worst fanbase I have ever talked football with. Even arguing with my own division rivals is better than arguing with a Vikings fan i'm done.
>>63629929
>why won't Teddy make risky passes while his team has the lead?
>>63629950
>can't even recolor the rectangles right
first panel should be swapped
>tfw you only get to win 10 more games this year
>>63629950
They are the petulant, liberal children of the NFCN
So? AP is doing all the work. Teddy was running for his life in the denver game and some how got 260 yards. Carr got shutdown in the 2nd half with guys to throw it to. Carr is fuck vs good defs teddy can still make plays. Carr has been exposed.
It's hard to be as bad as the Browns.
They were bad when they came back into the league in '99. They've been back for 16 season and they are actually worse right now.
They have a high school coach who holds grudges against players.
They have a manlet QB who literally cannot see over his linemen.
They have more penalty yards than any other team in the NFL.
This is the sign of bad everything. Bad coaching, bad players, bad drafting.
The halfway decent players are all injured. They tried to dump their two All Pros and have a regular fire sale and no one would offer what they wanted.
Not even looking forward to next year's #1 draft pick because you know Farmer is gonna do something retarded. That's what retards do.
Thanks for listening.
>all these Vikings fans sucking off Bridgewater
OK, you do that. I want you to know though at AP is 30 years old RBs typically lose their ability by age 32.
So if you're fine with Teddy throwing for 140 yards a game while all the other QBs in his draft class are improving by leaps and bounds, you do that, but I'll tell you think, you're going to see what happens when you have a game manager at QB.
>>63629950
>get mad and ragequit when you can't coherently argue your points anymore
A credit to raidnigger fans everywhere
>>63629958
>le missing the point faec
>vikings fans spend the offseason arguing back and forth with chiefs fans
>vikings fans spend the regular season arguing back and forth with raiders fans
Looks like a retard picking on even more retarded retards, honestly. Don't you guys have any decent fanbases to point fingers at?
>>63630072
>anyone who thinks carr is better than bridgewater has to be a delusional raidnig fan
you are literally the new chiefs fans
>>63630061
>muh passing yard stats
You fantasy fags make me sick. Teddy Bridgewater marched the team up and down the field on the Raiders on Sunday, consistently converted on 3rd down, never gave away the ball, and you idiots still won't give him his due.
2 decades ago the patriots had 3 division titles.
Now they have 17 division titles with 14 of them coming from the past decade.
That's 1 more division title than the runner up the Miami Dolphins with only 13 division titles.
Has there been a division that was so anally ravaged by a team in the division that fast or is AFC East just literally the patriots bitch now?
>>63630133
Carr got shut the fuck out in the second half on Sunday,despite a better offensive line and a better WR corps. He'd have probably been shut out completely in the game had it not been for Andrew Sendejo constantly getting beat in coverage. He may be better but he looked like shit on Sunday.
Vikings Def fucked Carr in the ass raw. Nobody should be saying anything about that faggot till he redeems himself.
>>63630158
>14 division titles in a decade
>>63630061
It's touches brother, years kind of matter.
Kind of as in when they hit 32-34 they generally slow down speed wise but they are running backs as long as they can run a 4.7 they can be elite
Touches is the most important thing. it's why shady McCoy is already breaking down at 26. Around 2500 total touches catching and receiving including playoffs do guys start having constant injury problems.
Ad is a different bird because he's had 2 years to rest in his career also he's had around 2500 now. But still those 2 years probably give him another 400-500 before he going to shit. So in 2 years he'll start breaking down
>>63630197
Bridgewater faced the #32 pass defense going into that game and had 140 yards. Carr still put up 300+ yards and 2 TDs against one of the better defenses in the country and it was still considered one of his worst games of the season. That should give you some perspective on the kind of season he's having.
>>63630158
I can't remember the exact numbers off the top of my head but since realignment the AFCE winner (almost always the patriots) has had in that span by far the biggest difference in win total between them and the average of the other three teams at the end of each season, and also the difference between them and the second place team at the end of each season (slightly different stats).
I'm pretty sure the only way you can consistently be gifted the division that easily is if you're not only really good, but the entire rest of the division also sucks bad every year as well.
>>63630225
Nigga I forgot to put a 2 there.
Past 2 decades.
Oh man it's so difficult to infer I meant to have a 2 there when my post started out with "2 decades ago"
>>63629628
What about them Broncos m8?
DENVERāNoting that he is no longer capable of safely maneuvering across the field on his own, the Denver Broncos announced Tuesday that quarterback Peyton Manning will now be accompanied in all games by a specially trained assistance dog. āGiven Peytonās age and physical limitations, he needs Scout to help him navigate the pocket and find his way to and from the huddle,ā said head coach Gary Kubiak, adding that the 2-year-old Labrador retrieverāwho the veteran quarterback will have on a leash at all times when stepping into the backfieldācan recognize all of Manningās voice commands and hand signals at the line of scrimmage and will then carefully guide him through a play accordingly. āScout will make sure Peyton can move around slowly and securely without falling down or running into one of his offensive linemen, and heās trained to bark if thereās a defender blitzing Peytonās blind side. Not only is he a guide and helper, but heās also a companion, and theyāve already become great friends.ā Kubiak added that he has already had to tell younger Broncos players that they are prohibited from petting Scout during games in order to avoid distracting the canine and risking Manning being seriously injured.
>>63630245
129 of Carr's yards came on his last two drives. Teddy attempted about 7 passes in the second half.
What good are passing yards if you rack them up with the game already out of hand?
>>63630279
Teddy had one of his best statistical games against the Broncos and almost engineered a game-winning comeback before his offensive line crumbled.
Was Belichick the only coach who didn't wear the camo NFL gear?
>>63630209
So Carr faced a good defense and played bad and Teddy faced a bad defense and managed the game wow
>>63630453
Funny because all week long all we heard was how Charles Woodson was gonna pick off Teddy all day and Carr/Cooper was gonna pick apart the Vikings' overrated defense. How quickly you guys change your tune.
>>63629241
does this make chip kelly a genius for selling high on foles?
make up your mind /sp/
>>63630492
How would Woodson pick off Teddy if he never threw it farther than 5 yards all game?
>>63630523
By not being an old useless shell of himself
>>63630523
Ask Raider fans, they were the ones saying it.
>rest of /nfl/ not realizing how tame Packers fans were as top of the division
we were keeping the lid on the cancer and now you're going to get the brunt of it
>>63622683
The browns being the browns is more powerful than dalton's reverse vampirism
>>63630492
I don't get them thinking they would do anything against the vikings defense. Nobody on this board knows what the fuck they are saying.
>>63630680
They were saying that the Vikings had not faced a halfway good offense all season long and the Raiders would be the first true test of their defense against an offense that can put up points. They kinda had a point.
>49ers
>Lions
>Chargers
>Broncos
>Chiefs
>Lions
>Bears
>Rams
Not exactly offensive powerhouses you see
>>63623507
what do the titans have to do with it?
>>63630734
The Chargers offense is probably the best on that list. Don't let the utterly-SHIT defense cloud it.
Though, their outing against the Vikings wasn't exactly inspiring.
>>63630734
Might as well put the raiders on that list they fucking blow.
>>63630492
Because teddy is black but has a Montana game. Not as good as Montana but similar. Decently athletic mediocre arm, great pocket awareness, good timing and accuracy, in control of the offense not afraid to audible off to a run
>>63630734
>Raiders having an offensive power house
>Vikings d not obviously loaded with talent and a good d coach
Yes /nfl/ is retarded
>>63629905
This is like 80% of the way to being watchable
>>63630663
This
People bitch and moan about packers fans but seriously Vikings fans are worse and they haven't had an ELITE qb for 40 years and have literally 0 (zero) superb owls
They have absolutely nothing to be smug about besides ruining a HoF running backs career
Detroit lions pt2 electric boogaloo
>>63631086
>they haven't had an ELITE qb for 40 years
Bait
>>63631086
Favre was elite in 09
>Eagles/Giants fans think they'll win the division
>>63627706
I'm a Texans fan, and I say Watt shouldn't have won it in 2014. His best season was the year AP won it, and he had to do THAT against real competition, not against the cakewalk that was our 2014 schedule.
Do you think the Patriots will sit their starters at the end of the regular season and risk their undefeated season?
>>63631086
You know the vikings are going to win one soon. This Defense is going to pull it off. Smug era begins now.
>>63631086
You fags are ones to talk about wasting the careers of great players
>>63631243
Depends on Bengals and Broncos results. If they'll have home field locked up then I'd expect them to throw away the final games
>>63631243
They don't have enough players to do that.
>>63628691
GUY SERIOUSLY WHO SHOWED THEIR FUCKING TITS IN SUPERBOWL 48 I NEED TO KNOW
>>63631086
This shit right here.
>>63631456
I MEANT 38
>>63630676
this. you cannot outbrown the browns no matter how badly you play
>>63631176
Janet Jackson
>>63631496
>Janet Jackson with Justin timberlake
You're welcome Canada bro
>>63631724
oh shit yeah forgot lmao
shoulda just googled
>>63631298
Stop jinxing it man I swear on me mum I will find you REEEEEEEEEEEE
>B-Bridgewater is a franchise QB!
>Has the stats of a backup quarterback
Really promising hand-it-off QB you have there
>>63631914
>>63631914
>>63631914
new thread
>>63630859
>comparing bridgewater to montana
stop, this is getting out of hand now
How fuck butthurt will you faggot fucking bastards be when the Vikings win the Superbowl this year and in 2018 AT HOME turning the Vikings into a dynasty.
>>63631124
>>63631155
>rental qbs
>belonging to the Vikings
Nah
>>63623100
>le unbefeeted poonfers
your memes aren't too bad either
