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CONCACAF Qualifiers Today [11/17] All times Eastern Standard
Links to where these games are going to be on TV are greatly appreciated.
2:30 Group C: Guatemala @ St. Vincent
4:00 Group A: Mexico @ Honduras
6:00 Group B: Jamaica @ Hait
6:36 Group C: United States @ Trinidad and Tobago
8:30 Group A: Canada @ El Salvador
8:30 Group B: Costa Rica @ Panama
MLS Playoffs, Sunday November 22
>ending MLS playoffs in December with so many cold-weather cities
5:00 Newark Red Bulls @ Columbus Crew SC
7:30 FC Dallas @ Portland Timbers
MLS, USL, NPSL, CONCACAF discussion is welcomed.
>Soon
inb4 someone posts that blob "thing"
>no PDL
Nice try NASLshill
If USA vs T & T is supposively such a close match, why did Klinsmann send the B team?
>which team can stop Mexico?
>is Jamaica a meme?
>will USA B team simply lose or get BTFO?
>can Canada make it?
>>63627914
>México
>Yes
>IDK
>Nope
Before people start complaining, the US game will be on Bein Sports and NBC Universo (NBC's Spanish cable channel).
>>63627413
Those are so ugly whores m8
>>63628959
shows you where the sport is in this country.
>>63627413
Cordell Cato is gonna eat against >our back line
>>63629034
More like Bein Sports and NBC were willing to overpay for the TV rights of all Mexico and US world cup qualifying away matches.
>>63629111
Is that just for this round, or is it for the Hex too?
>>63629139
For the whole wc qualifiers. Maybe things will change for the 2022 WC.
I really want Mexico & Canada inthe final hex, good luck you fuckers.
in other news st. keks and nevis is getting handily smashed by guatemala
we could get fucked
Any of you tacos have a stream?
>>63633941
what game? im watching guatemala bootyblast random caribbean team #425345 right now
>>63634093
Mexico duh. The rest is shit.
>>63633941
>>63634262
http://firstrowsports.info/watch/football/Honduras---Mexico.htm
Dunno if it works though, I'm watching it on my tv
>>63633941
>>63634976
http://futbolxinternet.aztecadeportes.com/index.html?match=honduras-vs-mexico-2015-11-17&p=rusia-2018--concacaf-
This one is in spanish from our local tv station
whats everyone eating for the game?
Houston getting BTFO
>Honduras playing murderball
>Backfires
>mfw
https://twitter.com/ussoccer/status/666752448128753665/photo/1
I thought Jones was hurt? What about Bobby Wood and Jordan Morris? fucking Jozy Altidore?
klinsmeme is having a disastrous year.
>Soon
Now that Julian de Guzman is the most-capped player for Canada, can they stop starting him? He's probably our weakest midfield player.
>>63643846
Maybe if Floro finally decides to call up Osorio
>>63643871
I feel like there's been some clear anti-TFC bias in Floro's camp lately. But I might just be crazy.
Fuck, I'd take Teibert in his place at this point.
>>63627826
PDL's joke-tier amateur soccer. NPSL or die!
>>63637430
>>63638375
As much as I dislike Luis Garrido, I feel bad for the dude having to suffer such a brutal injury.
At least Houston has one less player to consider keeping now.
>>63646797
>PDL's joke-tier amateur soccer
US Open Cup results say otherwise
KLINSMANN OUT
>>63647013
Altidore and zardes first
>0-0
>we end up 2nd in the group and have to play the playoff game after getting 4th
>Klinsshit is fired within next year
>replaced by Kreis or Vermes
Pls let it happen.
>>63639351
Morris is a meme and Wood isn't consistent enough for a full game. Wood is still better in a full game than Dozy though so he should be a new starter as soon as he plays in a first league club.
Tfw It saddens me to see Zardas play so shitty. But he's too much of a good guy to talk shit on.
>tfw Seattle needs to revamp most of the squad.
suffering desu
>Soon
>>63648865
>Implying it matters with ATLFC not getting an expansion draft.
>>63650085
It'll probably make it easier
https://twitter.com/OttawaFuryFC/status/666738375739576320
So he's obviously the SPR coach, right?
>USMNT are 0-3-3 in our last 6 games against CONCACAF foes in the top 100 of the FIFA rankings. Five of those games were at home.
HOW MUCH FUCKING LONGER?
I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT
>>63650107
Possibly. If they are indeed awarded extra spending money and all that jazz, then it could pay off for them, because they could potentially bring in 3 really good international players. (Hopefully some people Gio's age and not Pirlo/Lampards).
>>63650578
ROONEY
I bet it'll be Rooney
>>63647292
Keep in mind this is Zardes' first year on the TMNT. Hopefully as time goes on the wrinkles get smoothed out.
>we probably don't want him as a starting forward, but >we definitely want him at least on the bench.
>>63650823
I really hope not.
I operate a garage that does event parking for the Portland Timbers. What are their chances of getting further in the tournament? I could really use the overtime.
>>63652194
they could get through, but it will be tough
even if they do, though, it will only be one more home game
>>63651257
ya i doubt it and really hope not. I don't want Zlatan either.
>Soon
>>63652194
Nope, NYRB has more points than Portland, and Columbus has the same number of points but holds the tiebreaker (first tiebreaker is number of wins, still tied, second tiebreaker is GD, which s +5 for Columbus and +2 for Portland). Portland won't have another home game after the conference finals.
make sure to get your very own Hoover vacuum cleaner today lads
>>63657882
Christ, how far can one man fall.
>>63659349
>tfw he got to play in MLS as a kid and I'd gladly be a backup keeper on a USL reserve team
>>63657882
>dat depressing studio apartment
>3 games will be held in Orlando during the Copa American Centenario
feelsgoodman
>>63663231
>Only 10 venues selected
Goddammit
That means I'm not one close to me probably
>>63663286
I think they are planning on selecting 2 more.
MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey - FINAL
Other venues: Rose Bowl in Pasadena; Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, California; CenturyLink Field in Seattle; Reliant Stadium in Houston; Soldier Field in Chicago; the Citrus Bowl in Orlando; Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia; the University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Arizona; and Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, Massachusetts
>>63663309
https://twitter.com/byIanThomas/status/667342884908191744
Fuck man
Orlando's an 8 hour drive
>>63663339
oh that sucks. plenty of time to prepare for it though
>>63663356
They just had to pick the 10 stadiums closest to the borders with Mexico/Atlantis
Fuck this shit
I'm not going that far for a goddamn soccer game
>>63662146
Yeah but he fell so far.
He was supposed to be the future of American soccer and now he's shilling for vacuums.
>>63663309
I guess I could take a trip up to philly, would have to be a good game though.
>>63663309
>Levi's Stadium
On one hand, the USMNT has had only 1 game in the Bay Area since like 2006, on the other hand, if they have another it would be at fucking god damn Levi's.
The security is batshit insane there, they even uphold the NFL clear bag policy for fucking CONCERTS
http://soccer.nbcsports.com/2015/11/19/donovan-believes-lampard-gerrard-misjudged-mls/?ocid=Yahoo&partner=ya5nbcs
>Lampard and Slippy G scoring only a combined 5 goals in 21 appearances
>>63663309
How did Jerry World not make the cut?
>>63664701
>The security is batshit insane there, they even uphold the NFL clear bag policy for fucking CONCERTS
well these days everyone and their mom is eating and selling molly at concerts so I guess they just dont want someone to die there.... imagine that.
>>63664940
>th-think of the children!
>they'll take the ecstasy and die instantly!
>is your teenager high on Molly's bath salts? Find out what will kill your little snookums tonight at 9!
>>63665302
Dunno why you chose to post it here.
I assume fake? I'm too much of a pussy to watch the video of the hit.
I like how the bone is clean like some kind of chicken shack drumstick.
>>63665302
Wrong knee
Do they just really hate the middle?
>>63665497
Gotta leave room for the logo.
>>63665497
Heartland don't give a shit bout futbol
>>63665497
>midwest
>caring about soccer
>>63666623
The crowd for the USMNT game in St. Louis was great, m8
>>63665497
who cares for flyover country?
>>63666182
sporting kc don't give a shit common bro come at me... kek
>>63665497
Stay irrelevant flyovers
>>63666845
cheaper living, skilled jobs.... businesses actually compete for employees... your right what is to like... gtfo
>>63665497
>live in NC
>literally no presence in the southeast
the real question is why do they hate southeast
>Signed up for a free trial to watch Trinidad qualifer
>Forget to cancel it
I paid 7 dollars to watch the US draw
>>63667321
>he couldnt find free streams online
>http://www.socceramerica.com/article/66603/tt-usa-nbc-universo-outdraws-bein-sports.html
I'm pretty sure most of the people who saw the match on NBC Universo don't know a single word in Spanish and don't have access to Bein Sports.
>Robles won GKoTY
>50% of the comments were assblasted fans from other teams crying about how their gk deserved to win over Robles
So predictable
>>63664940
But ecstasy is a pretty easy way to get laid, lots of girls get crazy horny and the best part is you don't even have to buy it, groups of chicks buy that shit for themselves.
>mfw the rugby team is the best team in chester
>Soon: Roof in progress edition.
Some recylced news
http://www.rslsoapbox.com/2015/11/19/9765470/craig-waibel-confirms-rsl-interest-in-yura-movsisyan
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2015/11/19/la-galaxy-currently-unsure-how-keep-omar-gonzalez-roster-2016
>NASLEL
>>63675664
Holy fuck I had no idea they were that far along
>>63679855
>SPORTING "Kansas" City
>Swope Park RANGERS
>muh appealing to euroboos
>>63680030
Swope Park Rangers is the nickname fans gave the reserve team back when MLS had a reserve league
It's not Yurop pandering
There's enough to go on without having to resort to that
>>63679886
You've been getting >soon updates from ATL anon in EVERY GODDAMN THREAD
>Roger Torres hasn't played in a competitive game since he left the Union
I wish you could have stayed and never injured yourself le manlet south american :-(
>>63679886
opens in 1.5 years lad. First game in there will be an AUFC game, months before the Falcons.
>>63680209
also this
>Soon
>>63679855
Dos Santos wants to coach the national team, so it's understandable he'd get his foot in the door with MLS. Kind of embarrassing that he left for a reserve team though.
>>63681142
USL>MLS2>NASL 2bh
>>63675648
>>63680506
Not gonna lie, the Union could use some mexican players, I mean, the main sponsor is Bimbo already, if you gonna pander to mexicans, you should go the whole nine yards.
>>63682928
Union need a lot of things. I have a feeling the team is going to get gutted this off season
>soon
>>63682928
I don't know why they don't, there's plenty of Mexicans around here, I sat pretty close to PUMAS fans at PPL Park a few years back. I think Cubo Torres could work here
>>63682987
we can only hope, I'm sure there will be plenty of turnover, especially considering some guys are going to be sent to BSFC
>http://www.wralsportsfan.com/successes-and-missteps-define-2015-nasl-season-league-growth-undeniable/15117969/
my little sawker keks BTFO
>>63683675
Looks like acceptance of second tier status
On the other hand
>0-7
>tfw no qt rachel gf
http://screamer.deadspin.com/the-copa-america-centenario-is-going-to-be-awesome-1743660017
That's not a good sign
>FC
>Sporting
>Revolution
>Red Bulls
>Real
>SOUNDERS
O/U on how long Minnesota United FC lasts: 6.5 years
What are you betting on?
>>63694330
Over. They're about to be 6 years old and they're not even in MLS yet
>>63694217
Don't get angry at the most based BDSM practice
prepare that anus, c*cklumbus.
>Soon
>>63700722
Do you guys have a sub-nickname? Minnesota United FC I imagine is going to get called the Loons more often than the full name
>>63700823
Yeah it's called plastic united
>>63700823
not yet. probably gonna take a year or so. team/fans needs to find their identity.
>thats why I wish we were just "Atlanta FC."
>>63701243
>not Terminus SC
>>63705578
I would have loved that desu, but I was really meaning I wish they didnt stick "united" in the middle of the name. Terminus is a based name.
http://www.football-italia.net/76048/mazzarri-wants-mls-job
I got some great keks from this
>>63705630
It would have been okay if not for the fact that there's most likely going to be a Minnesota United FC as well
>>63712495
Minn United FC is bad too; I wish they would have gone with Loons, or Thunder, or North Star FC
>>63712552
North Star FC would have been badass
>>63712495
Why "United"? did a bunch of teams merged to make this new club? or just pandering to euroboos?
>>63717839
In our case, Euroboos; we went from the Minnesota Thunder to NSC Minnesota (Stars), and then Minnesota United FC
I believe all three were different ownership groups
>>63701243
https://aawagner011.wordpress.com
This was such a better idea than Atlanta United Football Club. The United part is rather unnecessary.
>>63720233
the real reason is that they made it so generic and boring is so that it can be globally marketable
>>63718145
>>63717839
Minnesota United kind of makes sense to me, isn't their stadium supposed to be right in between the twin cities?
if fc dallas won i would be sooo happy
Here's my question
Why are people so fucking autistic about names?
>>63724509
>4chan
>autism
Pick both
>>63724876
But it's everywhere
>>63724509
You're right. We should be content with Team A, Team B, Team C, and so on through Team Z.
>>63717839
Friendly reminder that Manchester United isn't "united" in any way, they chose the name as a re-branding.
Today's the day faglords.
Are >we excited??
>>63725466
now that i no longer have a job, i can get drunk af tonight for both games.
>>63725105
It's just a name
Who cares what the guy who owns it wants it to be called.
The name isn't going to do anything
>>63724509
It's identity,most people want something that sounds relevant. But some just want to bitch about something just to bitch about.
>>63726449
in the end it's all just branding but still, people want a name they can rally behind, not some generic name that has nothing to do with the location that clearly panders to a set group of people that don't understand the sport in this country
>>63726862
Yeah, because some animals that isn't native is great as well
No one should care that much
Red bullce 2 Cololbus 1
Poortland 1 Dallass 0
Thoughts?
>>63726920
>tfw the team I follow has one of the best names in the league
>>63726941
I either want the Tumblrs or FC Frisco to win the ML SCup
>tfw OP posted this 15 years ago
>100 years between playoff games
WEW
glad it's finally back
>>63726941
east
columbus 2-1
west
dallas 1-0
>>63731290
>homefield advantage
>portland missing starters
;^)
>MLS
>>63733328
here is a (You)
>>63728856
>>63728856
>>63728856
RARE FLAG ALERT
>>63733328
>"English" "Premier" League
>>63733400
>>63733444
>>63734583
>being literally this easily baited
>>63735178
>exposing my plan to cheekily bump the thread by replying to bait
>>63735259
>not just bumping it outright or shitpost about NASL
Excited for the Timbers game 2bh.
Not really intimidated by Columbus, but they do have a hell of a team, and I think anyone would be an idiot to ignore that. They're definitely a threat, but then again, we can be a threat too. I'm more intimidated by our accumulated yellows than anything.
Probably a 1-1 draw or 2-1 loss, but I'd like to try and get an away goal either way.
how many bongs until the start?
>>63735178
>MLS fans
>>63737399
We're here, we're queer, now get used to it Mohammed!
>>63737349
roughly 45 bings English teeth time
fug I need to get some burgers soon
>>63738615
Can you get me a beef quesarito and chees quesadilla senpai
LETS GO FC DALLAS
>these last two matchups
wew lad
go Portland i guess
>MLS in the winter
Anyone but Sallad and Red Bull for the Cup.
Mostly Columbus.
As long as Portland stops the FCD counterattack with pacebabbies meme, I'll be happy
>>63737399
Don't cross the line
>bong rips and /mls/ in November
really feelin this meme now lads
>>63740012
Oscar Pareja's dead mum will do the trick.
>game is on ESPN
>that means i'll have to listen to that faggot Taylor Twellman
>>63740086
They'll win it for her just like Hungary beat Norway on the day one of their keepers died of cancer in his 30s
>>63740092
>tfw my stream is sky sports one
I kinda dig the british accent
>>63737399
I know everything about MLS, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the fields, teams and trade/salary rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years on /sp/ but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of MLS facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow /sp/artans, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push /mls/ on /sp/ for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of greentxt at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT America, San Jose, MLS and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of sports posts on /sp/, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about MLS, USMNT, any US Soccer generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new trips that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to play some FIFA
Wish it were sweater weather here.
>>63740086
>crossing the line
why?
>>63740187
Put your trip back on, SQF
>>63740092
>tfw watching ESPN Deportes
>>63740197
Pretty sure the line is above the manlet size of Pareja
>muh german heritage v muh austrian office
can we just burn both teams?
game thread or should we continue here?
>>63740297
fuck off west coast faggot
>>63740343
tickle my pickle and i'll give you an answer
HAHA TIME FOR RED BULLS
jesse marsch is actually pretty cute tbf
>Legit silence for that moment of silence for the attack on Paris
I can bet New York won't be so silent.
>>63740550
our most famous harbor chick is french
>game listed for 5:00
>5:20 game still hasn't started
I hate this country sometimes
>>63740632
SHOW TIME
>people unironically wave red bull flags
LMAO WTF
lel
OH FUCK
>>63740684
>unironically being from Ohio
what the
>>63740513
Wowsers!
NEW YORK KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH!
GOL GOL GOL
OH MY
H
M
Y
>mfw Red Bulce did that to >us
>Zubar
I said he was a disaster waiting to happen
Who /neutralrootingforcolumbus/ here?
Also, gamethread where?
What the fuck happened I missed it
>>63740772
Here, kamara seems like a cool dude.
>The curse continues.
>>63740815
A goal.
>HOLY COW
>Twillmin
>>63740860
>winning the Supporters' Shield
>ever
I should know, my team won it and folded 5 years later
Wait, is this the game y'all are watching?
>>63741100
>SQF BTFO
but seriously, let's not scare him off pls
>>63741135
Yes mr. dutch guy
>>63741135
Yes
>>63741135
Yes indeed my attractive sophisticated dutchman
jesus christ will >we ever shake the caricola curse
>>63741141
Was wondering why people weren't posting with his tripcode after he posted it.
What a great decision day that was.
>>63741191
Okay, I didn't know Eurosport broadcasted it live. Thanks amerifriends
>>63741170
Glorious Red Bull spaghetti.
>>63741251
because he's not a bad guy. i only posted under his tripcode one other time which was the decision day thread. if some faggot like loudsilence happened to leak his code, i would have made sure he stopped posting here
>>63741100
>>63741100
god dammit I laughed
>>63741262
Yes the shekelmen within MLS are bringing you into and out of the universe from Africa to Europa!
>>63741315
oh boo hoo now he can't be a special snowflake with his special snowflake code!
How dare anyone deny his rights!
>>63741423
fuck off faggot.
YOU LOOK LIKE A COCONUT
YOU LOOK LIKE A COCONUT
KAMARA KAMARA
YOU LOOK LIKE A COCONUT
>>63741170
Why don't teams bloot it up the field after kick-off more?
Seems like a good chance to catch the opposite off-guard.
No 5/10 fatt cutie to watch the game with knob on my Roberto during half time.
the fuck this nigga doing sleeping on the grass? like get up nigga you got a game to play ctfu
>>63741461
It's okay SQF, I still think you're special :^)
>>63741486
it's like a lower chance hail mary where you give away possession every time, plus if you make a habit of it you'll never score that way, it's gotta be those once in a long while things
So /MLelS/ who are the Man U of the league and is it a one team league?
>>63741627
LA Galaxy
No
>>63647292
zardes is class man
just give him some time
>>63741627
LA Galaxy are the closest to Man U, and not at all, has some of the wackiest results of any soccer league
>>63741606
Yeah I'm thinking teams should do it maybe a few times a season.
Losing one possession isn't a big deal and the defense may not be prepared.
>>63741657
>>63741689
Is the football getting any better? I've watched a few games and been bored to tears. And what's this I hear about Zlatan leaving PSG?
>>63741856
its on a game by game basis, its not gonna be really high quality for a few years yet, but there have been an uptick in entertaining games I'd say, I've been watching since 2007 and every year I'd say it gets a little bit bigger
also idk anything about that, but MLS is becoming a common rumor link for big name players nowadays
>>63741856
>Is the football getting any better?
No
Pass it you fucking idiot what are you doing !
>>63742018
pls stop this meme, its slowly getting better, its not like from one year to the next you're going to see a crazy rise in ability, real life doesn't work like that
>HOW GOOD WAS THAT
>ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>THAT WAS SO GOOD
These fucking meme set pieces
>>63742105
Mls quality of play is shit and the national team its at its lowest point in the last 15 years .
>>63741856
The football will get better once they increase the salary cap, or add more DP slots, or once academies start producing better talent.
Once you can actually make a living out of playing soccer in the US, you'll see better players and better plays.
'Cuz right you make more money in retail than soccer, exhibit A
>>63657882
>new york losing
All according to the plan.
>>63742193
this 2bh, expect to see substantial rise in salary caps and or DP spots for the next CB agreement. MLS is currently expanding, 2020's will be more focused on increase in ability. Also the academies will be starting to produce more players by then, FCD already has a lot
Can this shit match-up be over so we can watch the real game
>>63742193
>using an NASL player as your example for low MLS salaries
>>63742298
>expect to see substantial rise in salary caps and or DP spots for the next CB agreement.
Thank you based Robles
Every time I hear Twellman speak it makes me want to concuss the every person in a 10 mile radius.
>>63742172
yeah, because klinsmann has been calling up the best MLS players, but keep being delusional that klinsmann is the best coach ever
>>63742416
Yes m8, Garber will want the new teams with money to obviously grab the stadium butt filler players, I'm not saying you're going to see a crazy rise in the cap but in the 2020s you're gonna see a lot more atomic ants in MLS
>>63742172
Right that's why Colombia and Italy are calling up MLS players?
>>63741485
crossed the line. Should have to play the next match with an empty stadium a la Croatia.
>>63742538
>TFC lucking out on picking up Giovinco and getting to be the team where he re-proves himself is proof that MLELS's overall quality of play is improving
You MLELSshills sure have some strange logic
>>63742683
what are you even saying man
>>63742263
:^)
>>63742725
TFC picking up Giovinco was the biggest fluke in MLELS history and you're using it as an argument to justify MLELS's quality of play. Bit of a retarded point to make.
Anybody got a stream for FC vs Portland? I've only been able to find one and it's borderline unwatchable.
>>63742870
Dude, if Dallas gets to host the MLS Cup, you need to sell your body to get out here.
>>63742870
post feet
>>63742944
Unfortunately, reddit is the best place for that.
>>63742880
>tfw king of /mls/ both redditors and euroboos are nowhere to be seen when I respond to their retardation and lack of insight or knowledge into the sphere that is mls
honestly if you have a shit opinion you better hope im not lurking /mls/ at the same time I will call you the fuck out for the weak set of eyeballs and low testosterone behind a monitor that you are and your shit opinions
so if you have anything to say then fucking say it, you're just some kid who hasn't been close enough to the pitch where you felt the players body heat as they walk up during the MLS anthem, go on say something, what are you, some punk bitch, let me hear your stupid ass opinion, I've seen faggots like you come and go on /mls/ for years only to return to their anime and hotgluing because of my ire
once again, is there something you wanted to fucking say to me faggot? You're talking to the god of /mls/
Are there even any NewYork5HourEnergy >supporters who are regulars here? I feel like I can't even shitpost this team because they have no fans
>>63743032
mls sucks
>MLELS finishing for anyone but a team's designated scorer
>>63743065
Reporting in
>mfw i trigger anti-mls shills
>>63742948
I would seriously consider flying out just for a day to go. No lie.
>>63743114
>win the Supporters' Shield
>struggle against a team living in the shadow of its local university
>keeper of the year
>can't keep NYRB from choking
>this ESPN broadcast sponsored by 5-Hour Energy
>BTFO by rival caffeine drinks
>>63743226
is that the best you can do?
>>63743140
but Meram isnt Columbus' designated scorer
>>63743268
I'm just getting warmed up my Austrian friend. This is the year of small market teams in the MLS Cup.
>>63743344
Exactly, nobody other than Kamara can even place a shot on target
>>63743389
>being this ravaged by a sports league
are you NASLshill or euroboo?
Gotta say this has been an absolute shit 2nd half so far from a quality of play standpoint
>>63743462
This whole game has been shit. This is what happens when Mls goes on break and I'm "stuck" watching epl.
>>63743440
NPSLshill :^)
>>63742944
It's still an hour until kick-off, maybe it'll be easier to find one later.
>>63743552
>watching EPL
if you're going to watch a foreign league why not watch the best league in the world?
>>63743356
>this is the year of flyover states
k
>>63743555
>temecula
>>63743555
>Caring about an actual summer league
>>63743609
>TFC gone
>LAG gone
>SEA gone
>NYRB about to be gone
Once Portland takes care of Dallas, it's all over, although I don't know if Frisco is considered a big market
>>63743658
it's a two legged tournament, you c*ck. >we will take care of columbus easily
>Kamara needs to tell the crowd to get hype because Columbus is still hungover from the choke of all chokes, even while they're winning a semifinal
>>63743597
I was referring to the whole of Europe(Europe premier leagues).
>>63743555
>NPSL fag talking about quality
lel, that league is a glorified college soccer league, you idiot
>>63743784
NPSL is GOAT because you can support a local club (yes, they are cozy enough to unironically be clubs and not LLCs) and get drunk and go banter with your m8s instead of being handed the most plastic experience on Earth.
I'm not claiming it's quality soccer, but you MLELSshills are trying to claim MLELS offers that, which is the toppest of top keks
>>63743767
:^)
>>63743859
>GOAT
>continually get BTFO by PDL in the USOC
>>63743784
NCAA is holding American soccer back.
>>63743938
that has nothing to do with my post
>>63743859
i did an internship with my local npsl 'club.' they didn't serve alcohol since it was on a college campus but we did have a moe's truck come to every game and we'd get free tacos.
>>63743859
>calls MLS fans plastic
>refers to his amateur team as a club
>thinks he has a "real" experience because his team will never amount to anything
Since when did LowerLeagueShills become such a huge thing?
>>63743959
Specifically, if not for the prominence of college sports and its veneer of "amateur" status, we'd have a real 4th tier. Instead we get NPSL and PDL where most teams don't pay their players so that they can maintain NCAA eligibility.
>>63743743
You can't even call that game a choke. It was a colossal failure. I'm a huge OSU fan but we were fortunate to have any points at all.
>anyways
KAMARA GOAL
[choking intensifies]
/iraq/ here. Besides scoring a goal, how is Justin Meram playing for Columbus crew?
Just started watching. Also is this the cup or is this the league, I really don't understand the MLS system.
At least you guys have the supporter shield.
that's so metro
>that celebration dance
LOVING EVERY LAUGH
Pents
Why can't >our players stop taking each other out
VERON MAD AS FUCK LOL
>it's a New York Metrostars/Red Bulls choke away the playoffs episode
>>63744390
>tfw remember /iraq/ Norway bro from ages ago
Hi m8.
>>63744672
Tune in next time for the inevitable conclusion
>>63744672
It's like poetry
When asked about preventing the Red Bulls from getting a road goal, Berhalter said, "We don't have too many clean sheets so I'm not going to worry about it."
Fucking Red Bulls.
>>63744672
Hello darkness my old friend
>>63744729
>Being remembered
Hey lad, how are you?
>>63744390
I can answer your second question
regular season is over and now in the playoffs.
>>63744390
How do you like my uniform concept? I based it around the idea of Norway's favorite communist, complete with Iraq colors for his stint as their NT manager (and the fact that Fredrikstad's 2nd biggest minority group is Iraqis).
>>63745009
wow
Where my columbus boys at
Dayton represent!
>>63745009
How long before the Jersey mafia murders his whole family?
>>63744887
So now it's a knockout format with one leg at home and one away? Meaning if CC wins this they take the league title?
That's pretty cool, in that case I'll follow the Columbus Crews games.
Can I ask one more thing of any American who knows the MLS. How are Columbus crews chances of winning?
>>63744919
It's pretty cool that you put effort into that, lad. Looks nice, and actually I've read some of Rodt's newspapers. Seems like a good bunch of people. I also like the fact that you put Drillo on it, the man is a legend.
Is the orange writing supposed to be expect or expert? as in https://www.expert.no/ ?
>>63745009
>red bull fans were sucking petke's dick for losing in the conference final last year
>>63745009
Woah knowing MLS fans so is extremely triggered by that tweet
>>63745061
present
>>63745083
>Can I ask one more thing of any American who knows the MLS. How are Columbus crews chances of winning?
32.3333% repeating of course
>>63745083
Thanks for the approval, m8. I did it for a little contest so yeah I put some time into it.
The sponsor logo's supposed to be expekt.com, a yuro gambling website apparently. I just saw that Drillo apparently worked for them recently, after being let go from the Iraq NT I think.
>>63744672
Lel
>>63745083
after the second leg assuming crew wins they face the western conference team.
>the city of Alexi Lalas's patchwork beard
>American soccer has come so far.
Playing on turf
Wtf has lalas done to his beard?
just choose a color lalas
>>63745394
At least it's ideal turf
I am ready
based lalas with the beard
>>63745390
>>63745429
>>63745459
>no one will ever be a bigger douche than Alex Lolass
Cascadia Broship reporting in
>>63745083
If the Crew wins next game they are the Eastern Conference Champs. No trophy just a fancy title and then face the Western Conference Champs for the Cup the week after that.
Uhm if Colombus keeps this up and Red Bull fuck up again. Then their chances of winning
are pretty high. Higuan and Kamara being the most trouble.
>>63744672
One more game, and then I'll be happy because we won, or sad because this team keeps choking when it comes to playoffs.
>white hankys
Can we flush both Portlel and seatle down the toilet.
It's time.
>>63745562
Your defence was shit today, all them ball watching in the second goal, what's up with that?
>>63745546
I'm pretty sure Portland doesn't like Seattle though. I doubt Seattle would be happy Portland won an MLS CUP before they did
BABAO
>>63745676
No
POR and SEA are mortal enemies, like the cobra and the honey badger
>>63745546
lol
Should we do a gamethread?
>Alexi to cheap to get a dye job for his shitty beard
>>63745747
Imma need a stream lads
>>63745747
eh who cares really?
all the bigger clubs' fans are mostly gone, only true mls fans and the teams currently in it are still here.
>can only hear 1 guy chanting PT-FC
How do I know anyone else is saying it?
>>63745787
>dye
>Not keeping it real.
Fucking Portlel fan.
>the SJW necropolis of Portland holding a moment of silence for not just Paris, but Beirut, Mali, and Lebanon too, even though those attacks are part of regular wars and have nothing to do with terrorism at soccer stadiums
>>63745847
>implying Lalas keeps it real
the man is a clown
the very definition of a plastic celebrity
Does Portland have the most autistic fans?
>le terrorism
oh geez, glad espn skipped this shit for more commercials
>>63745871
>Would you expect anything less in Liberal Land, USA?
>>63745795
acestream or html stream?
>>63745638
Defense just stood there like a bunch of headless chickens. Probably anxiety from the first goal and coming back from International Break. Hell even offensively we had a lot of opportunities and fucked all of them up.
I dunno we just sucked hard today, hopefully next week RB can get their fingers out of their asses and play better. Robles was the only player that did well, at least that's what I think,
>>63745881
And Portlel fans aren't just as cringe. You're fanbase is as retarded as Shittle.
>>63745883
Get BTFO, peasant
it's called passion, and a basement dweller like you wouldn't know passion if it kicked you in the face
>Timber Army unironically rides bulls all night long
Stay cücked, Portland
>>63745206
Good luck at the contest. I've never heard about Expect before, the popular ones in Norway are Unibet, Betwin, Betfair and Norsk tipping.
>after being let go from the Iraq NT I think.
We literally have the most retarded and corrupt FA in the history of football.
I wish we had Drillo at the moment. Hell, there is another (really good) local manager who got us to the 4th place in the last Asian cup, yet we have an incompetent guy who lost a 2 goal lead against fucking Thailand.
What I'm trying to say is that Drillo getting sacked from the Iraqi NT in no way reflects badly on him.
>>63745367
>>63745562
Thanks, lads. Hopefully they'll make it. What I saw sort of worries me though, their defense and mid still needs some work.
>>63745951
>peasant
I really hope Dallas btfo of the Portlel tonight.
>you will never be a Timberkek
Feels great man
>>63745131
>you will never have a kawaii Ohio gf
>you will always be stuck with Californian "women"
Kill me pls
>>63746040
This post couldn't be more retarded
>>63746040
>having the most beautiful women in any state
>still complaining
literally what
>>63745061
Ohio State student here
At least the Crew made me very happy this weekend because michigan state made me sad
First time MLS watcher here
I really enjoyed Columbus-NY, and I think I'll root for the Crew for these playoffs at least.
Who's the favorite in Portland-Dallas?
>>63746858
Portland, dallas are a meme team with no fans
PLEASE WIN PORTLAND.
I want the finals in columbus. I've been to every playoff game so far.
>>63746858
Dallas finished with the best record in the Western Conference and lost out on the Supporters' Shield (regular season champion's trophy) because of goal differential, thanks to their defensive style. So they better be the favorites.
>Portland makes it to an MLS Cup final before Seattle
I will stop supporting the Sounders if that happens
>>63747083
Good, 1 less >supporter to embarrass me cheering for my birthright team
timbers gotta be the dark horse in these playoffs.
>>63747703
>once you get on there's no coming back.
Time to leave the other thread
>>63747083
>this is actually going to happen
>seattlel
>>63747703
>portland wins a mls cup before shitteatle
at least there some upside from this
If the the Memeland Timbers win MLS Cup that will cement it as a meme cup.
>2 cities who each only have 1 other pro sports team cheered their MLS team to resounding victory over the 2 respective conference champions
Feels right and just
>>63745871
They did the same thing in Cbus, I was at the game
>tfw missed first goal because I was late to my seat ;_;
>>63749284
I hope they continue to have a moment of silence everytime terrorists commit any attack anywhere then.
Or, you know, they could just do it when it's relevant to the fears and safety of sporting events.
>>63749284
epsn didn't even bother showing that.
>>63749284
To be fair, didn't one of the attacks happen in baghdad? Justin Meram is Iraqi and represents their NT so I think that had a lot to do with it
>>63753250
there's probably a attack there every other week m8
>Soon: more cranes and steel going up on the west side edition
>Can't even fill half a thread for two play-off matches
>MLS
>>63756485
We had a gamethread for the second one, le cheeky brit-man
>Columbus to host US WCQ in March
>European nation gauging Peter Vermes's interest for NT coach
Fuck you Gulati
apparently some red bulls fans were heckling meram about being a member of isis and now people are upset
why are mls fans so incapable of handling banter?
i had a lot of fun at the game yesterday! pic rel, it's me
totes mcgoats a crew fan now lol #massive96
>>63762037
Because football is Euro and we need to live up to European standards of race relations. Also something something privilege.
>>63762037
Don't you think ISIS would have killed him for being an infidel by now?
>>63762565
Damn who's that shortie with those thick ass thighs
>>63765462
ur mum
>>63765589
>mum
>>63762037
REFUGEES WELCOME won twice last night, get fucked fascist
>>63762110
I honestly wish he posted here. The bantz would truly be epic.
>implying he's not SoundersBrony
>>63766128
>conservative
>liberals
Same shit with a different smell. By the way mixing sport and politics is just as just as thick as they come too. That why you're fanbase is a joke like shittle. POSERS.
>Soon
>>63762037
What?
I was at the game, besides the fact that Meram scored in 10 seconds against the Meme Bulls, all their away fans did was softly sing songs the whole game that nobody outside their little away section could even hear
If they heckled anyone, literally nobody could hear it. Sounds like something some buttmad NYRB fan probably tweeted after traveling all the way to shitty ass columbus and getting absolutely dicked on
>>63767389
Bethlehem Steel?
>>63767498
n-nah pham
>>63766128
it's banter. just because you say it doesn't mean you believe it, you fucking libtard c uck
>>63762110
God damn it Seattle.
First you take Drew Carey
Then you take Sigi
Then you take Brad Evans and Chad Marshall
Now you take this thing.
You're Columbus 2.0 and that's not even a good thing.
>>63734583
>RARE FLAG ALERT
bullshit. bermudabro posts here a lot.
>Grant Wahl: Chicago Fire set to announce coach this morning. Hearing it's none of the reported candidates. Interesting.
>>63771683
Here it is
Former Union player and rumored Union target Veljko Paunovic.
Sorry Union fans
>>63771854
Eh, they've said Curtin is the coach for next season, I thin they were looking at him to be the head of their academy or the assistant coach, If any team is looking for a head manager I'd go after Kreis, in fact that's who I want the Union to get, surprising that nobody has picked him up yet 2bh
He'll probably be pretty good in MLS, just rate Kreis higher
>>63766166
Shim actually supports the crew and cbj just not one of the local NFL teams
So I hear Carlos Vela might go to Colorado or Chicago, would be interesting to see him in the MLS 2bh
>>63762037
You've spent too much time in here m8, you should know normies can't handle the banter
>>63771854
So where does Kreis go?
http://www.empireofsoccer.com/sources-armada-coaching-42674/
Damn
I feel really bad for Petke
This is just sad
>>63778814
Atlanta got him
>>63773770
>You will never see Vela play in Blue and Gold with "BIMBO" across his chest
>>63778814
oh boy, another expansion team with unreasonable expectations!
so, what do we know about the new guy in Chicago
>>63781106
He's destined for failure.
So what are the chances you guys let yourselves be beat in March?
Think about it:
>Klinsmeme gets fired
>It would serve as your reparations for taking down Arbenz Guzman and the years of repression and catastrophe that ensued
>We can BTFO AT&T together
>Two CONCACAF teams with GOAT National birds will go to the WC
literally everyone wins.
>>63781589
Depends on who gets called during the January camp
