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Poo Peeland will NEVER EVER beat Australia in a cricket series EVER again. Edition.
India vs Shit Efrica seems to be washed out aswell
second for >bane
We don't need a new thread m8
>>63625903
>India showing up in a thread with that many poo words in the OP
>new thread during dead hours
That's a first.
>>63625912
>the fact that the next ball is a pink ball game is irrelevant
kek
KEK
K E K
YOU are a fucking joke.
>>63625867
Hussey was only not selected because of how fucking good the test team was. If he was young right now, he'd be instantly included.
I do think hanging on to players for a while is a good idea in general and has worked for bushman, Voges and Rogers, but you're LITERALLY deluded if you think Marsh will be anything other than a failure, especially considering how shit he's played in EVERY recent international game he's been involved in.
That's especially true given the current state of the Australian team. All the "new" players are old farts and WILL be retiring in the next few years. At that point, the Australian well of old farts will have been milked dry and YOU will be wishing that Autralian had developed Bancroft when they had the chance.
thoughts on the day night test m80s
>>63625921
The game was LITERALLY played as a 50/50 game you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING FUCKING CASUAL
Walkcunt on pooicide watch
>>63625932
I don't like memes being injected into non-meme cricket
>>63625933
>the fundamentals of a forward defense change in a meme cricket game
kek
KEK
K E K
No wonder 60 all out happened.
>>63625937
10/10 male model good looks
>>63625932
Excited
I genuinely believe that it could renew interest in test cricket if the pink ball works out
I like poorious better than pooicide lads
>>63625951
>Poo Peeland incharge of understanding the differences between real cricket and meme cricket
>>63625965
You don't have to choose because you are already both
>>63625969
They were almost relevant in meme cricket this year so they're drunk with power
reminder don't reply to a statsautist post
Is De Villiers' 149 the greatest meme innings of all time
>>63626100
Dizzy's 201* will forever be the greatest meme
no mention of England vs Pakistan
why are colonial scum always SEETHING still poorious over the ashes
>>63626117
How many Pakis are on the England squad? You can yell me.
>>63626100
Mcmeme unironicalliy has a test triple century
>>63626117
It's these pathetic summer of cricket casuals fresh off the boat from Fox Sport's Facebook page.
I am LITERALLY the only /cric/ OP to include other international games, cricket news and miscellaneous trivia and witty comments in the OP.
>>63626131
Keep making /sp/ great again.
Is Guptill one of us?
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him
l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
anyone else enjoying the momeme video cricinfo have kindly provided?
I have no idea why they pay so much attention to such a mediocre player
>>63626171
>memorize where the penis is
>memorize where the arm is
>memorize what the liver does
>med students
>right hand rule
>math
>engineering students
>>63626152
i'm not a poofter mate
>>63625932
Worried about Starc, but glad that it might balance out the road.
>>63626100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97Bdsiubk8c
One boundary away from beating the fastest test 200 of all time by 20 balls.
>unironically getting out to Moeen
>>63626322
>that thinly veiled insult in the cricinfo commentary
Holly or Ellyse lads?
>Pakis in charge of running
>Riz"gone for"Wan
Pakistan getting blown the fuck out
(by Pakistan B)
>just lost the 2 guys anchoring your innings
>go for a retarded panic run
bravo
>getting btfo by England in ODIs
>the sorid state of Pakistan "cricket"
>Pakistan without Misbah and Younis
What's the schedule for matches, I haven't been following recently.
summoning their inner inzamam right now
>>63626424
>>63626370
England aren't great, but Pakistan have been pretty shit at ODIs recently. Great Test side, but awful One Dayers.
Rhys Toplels doing alright
>>63626605
You can literally say the same thing about England, except that they're shitter in both formats.
Remember that this is a team that got eliminated by Bangladesh in the World Cup while Pakistan almost beat Australia, who are a solid pyjama team
>>63626625
Such an elite name. I can't help but read it in a posh English accent every time I see it.
>Poolick
>Third fucking runout of the innings
What the fuck is going on?
>>63626644
Poomeme and Ratshit are yelling out run in Pakistani and confusing their batsmen
Who /abusingebgamesreturnpolicyforeasyachievementgames/ here?
I'm back into doing it. Finished off the abortion that was Prototype 2 and full G'ed Murdered: Soul Suspect (which in my opinion barely qualifies as a game) in a couple of hours and just gonna fucken return 'em.
Best of all you've got til like the 15th of January to return them if you're a member. Did that once and returned like 80$ worth of games top kek.
>>63626642
Remember that this is a team that are an entirely different XI than the one that got fucked at the world cup and went 5-5 vs both of the finalists over the summer.
WALLOP
>collapsistan
/cric/ without anzacs is literally pointless
nth for root being a rich man's bane
1 wicket in five overs, that's not too bad for England in an ODI
>/sp/ has a /cricket/ general
just may be the comfiest thread on the whole board... certainly a far cry from the chaotic shitpostfest that is a footy thread.
>>63627352
Cricket is literally the comfiest sport on earth tbqh
You just sit down for a few hours, shot post on 4chan and replace parts of words with poo
>>63627372
shitposting should be renamed pooposting desu
who /cryingoverbitchwide/ here?
he was probably the memeiest test staple the world has ever seen
>the "best" batsman in the world
Let's be honest lads
ABDV>Kane>Warner>Smith>Khan>Kholi>Root
I've quite liked what I've seen of Hales so far. What do you lads think his chances of opening for the test team are?
>>63627551
unfortunately it's almost a dead certain. I really don't think he's cut out for test matches
>>63627551
I'm still in favour of Lyth tbqh
He played like shit in the ashes, but that seemed more like a case of nerves than anything else.
>>63627372
god it's like being 7 again
>pooistan
>tfw work in half an hour
kill me lads
>paki's in charge of not screaming at the umpire and threatening jihad if its a not out
wouldn't be surprised if camera's are burnt as effigies soon
To think if the cricket hadn't been on then we would have had entire days of nothing but that fucking Paris thing. It fucking saved us.
Anyway I'm getting sick to death of people going OMG LIEK DON'T BE ISLAMAPHOBIC YOU STUPID BIGOT and some shit, like there's an imaginary redneck just spewing racial epithets in their head. I mean of course no one outside of /pol/ blames all Muslims because we're not fucking retarded. It's just a manufactured presence to stroke their ego and give them a moral and intellectual high ground. No one fucking cares, Christ. And now that guy from The Project said something we're not gonna here the end of it because OH SO INSPIRING even though it's shit people with half a brain could figure out, without realising just how racist it is to put someone on a pedestal as a proud example of their race like their doing. It's just sickening.
I dunno, are there any Muslims on here with a particular opinion about that?
Also what are we doing aside from cricket? Playing a bit of Dong on the Gamepad (Wii U) in my room myself at three in the morning.
FUG
Why are /cric/ threads so depopulated when it isn't an Australia game?
>>63627916
>>>/reddit/
anyway based mike hosking on pandering watch.
sup boys
>You anon might like it more. "Anonymous Documentary - How Anonymous Hackers Changed the World Full Documentary"
>Buttler doing well
FFUUUCCKKK they're gonna pick him in the test squad again
>the city of Pakistan
What's up senpai
Great sport
Where are the pakis now?
>>63629240
thanks for noticing us BSA
>>63630550
No problem lol
>>63625927
I don't want eithre marsh or bancroft near the team though
>>63627352
ultimate freshcunt detected
>letting manlets beat you in pyjama cricket
explain yourself pakistan
Can >we just drop WORST Marsh for James Hopes already lads?
>>63634758
i don't think even worst australians are going to fall for that one m80
>>63628117
because /gong/ runs /nrl/ which runs /cric/ (and they are asleep)
http://www.espncricinfo.com/page2/content/story/941773.html
wew
WEW
W E W
>>63635533
I would unironically; prefer a 37 year old than that useless fuck.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendon_McCullum
KEK
they removed the "right-handed manlet"
and "McManlet" but restored the McCullum low picture
Whats his name again?
Steve Smith, David Warner, Joe Burns, Josh Hazlewood, Nathan Lyon, Mitchell Marsh, Shaun Marsh, Peter Nevill, Steve O’Keefe, James Pattinson, Mitchell Starc, Peter Siddle, Adam Voges
>S. Marsh (pic related)
>based SOK
>>63639427
>Shaun Marsh (pic related)
>>63625898
Until next year on swinging greentops in NZ :^)
Last three digits are what the speed gun will show one of Starc's deliveries at in order to attract attention to the day-night format.
that miles or kilometres mate?
Warner
Cook
Williamson
Smith
De Villiers
Mathews
Ahmed
Shah
Steyn
Boult
Anderson
deal with senpai
>>63640665
>trnt blt's 130km/h pies
No thanks
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him
l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
>>63640807
h-he's just b-back from i-i-injury!
>>63640983
Literally who?
>>63640665
warner and cook would be pretty funny partnership to watch desu
i guess you mean sarfraz ahmed
Unpopular opinions time.
Richie Benaud was really dire in his last few years as a commentator.
Hesson on Craig
>We'll look at the surface in Adelaide and we'll see how much grass is on it and look at the balance of the side. But he's certainly an integral member of our side, batting at No.8 and scoring valuable runs and grabbing a few catches at second slip. He's highly likely to play in Adelaide.
I notice that he doesn't mention bowling when he talks about what Craig brings to the team...
>>63641642
>they're actually going to pick craig again
>AGAIN
kek
KEK
KEK
E_E
KEK
>>63641699
Enjoy Shaun Marsh :^)
RIP Bitchwide
http://bcove.me/qe3eq1d4
>>63643166
literally the best series of fast bowling of the modern era
>>63640665
>Boult
kek
KEK
K E K
Starc for Boult and this is correct
Now sure how you workout Yasir bats @ 8 tho, he is an absolute rabbit
>>63641507
Warner and Cook would literally be an unstoppable opening partnership tbqh
>>63627561
>I really don't think he's cut out for test matches
Reminder people said this about Warner
>leave Poo Peeland to me
>leave Bitchwide Storcshits pace-record to me
Objectively speaking:
Warner>Latham
Burns>Guptill
S Marsh>Kane
Smith>Faylor
Voges>McMeme
Nevill=Watling (Watling better at batting, barely, Nevill a much better keeper)
M Marsh>Bracewell
Starc>Southee
Pattinson>Boult
Hazlewood/Siddle=Henry
Lyon>Craig
>>63644546
>S Marsh>Kane
KEK
obviously meant Marsh<Kane
>>63643166
Shit music aside, this series and the one against Sputh Africa alone justified the decade of mediocrity and inconsistent line he brought
>>63645267
>that flag
>this sport
>Bitchlel Johnshit
/afl/ soon lads
Can't wait to abandon this semen slurping sport for another six months
Is Santner a better option than Craig?
I don't see how he could be worse.
>>63646199
I'm very happy with Craig's bowling tbqh
it's fucking hot lads
>>63646199
he's not really desu.
>>63646635
Bit nippy where I am Tbh
who /unironicallylookingforwardtoBBL/ here?
>>63646989
I just like having cricket on tv, don't care what kind. Would prefer test obviously.
>>63646989
Can't be worse than the last "test" "match"
>>63647174
BBL is great drinking cricket too.
>>63646989
Looking forward to attending, even though it's pretty eh
have you put your life savings on New Zealand for the next test yet lads?
LRPL isn't blind anymore. Him and Kane are going to pile on another 400 in each innings.
>>63647279
definitely going to be another draw
>put all of my girlfriend's inheritance on it
>>63625937
Lipless phaggot tbph
>>63641007
>LOOK GUISE I POTSED IT AGEN XD XD
>>63647332
Calm down danny
>>63647345
Calm down danny
>>63647279
>implying Pee Pooland's trash bowling can contain Australia
It's just going to be Warner, Taylor and Kane scoring runs and resulting in a draw again
>tfw no /afl/
reminder based banana WILL be bowling against pee pooland's "batsmen" and WILL pick up another hattrick
reminder johnmeme's inclusion on the team was LITERALLY the only thing that let PP score
>>63647404
>63647404
>404
>tfw no /afl/
>404: /afl/ not found
>>63647404
>>63647425
It's going to be the don's year lads, I can feel it
>>63644546
Warner
Latham
Williamson
Smith
Voges/McMeme
Nevill/Watling
Marsh/Bracewell
Starc
Southee
Hazlewood/Siddle/Henry
Lyon
>>63647400
Pink ball will help our swing babbies a lot.
but yeah my money is on a draw tbqh
>>63647437
laughing_iggle.jpg
>>63646989
Looking forward to the womens BBL desu, not so much the mens
>all these easy (You)s
KEK
>>63648105
Knew this was someone from /cric/
What thread is everyone posting in?
>>63648332
there are no matches on m8
>>63648332
We're in /v/ m8
>>63648385
that's not what I asked you fucking cunt
>>63648332
i'm posting on reddit and facebook tbqhfam
>>63648424
wheres the kfc thread at family
>>63648459
Here my friend
>>>/v/317003519
>>>/v/317003519
>>63648332
GEM lad
who /depressed/ here?
>>63648678
I don't like nuggies that much.
Wicked wings are delish though. Better than original recipe even.
>>63648700
Did you get a summer engineering internship daniel?
>>63648714
Not with his GPA
just visited zambrero for the first time lads
went for a 10" tortilla with double rice, salad onion, lettuce and tomato.
I thought the rice was quite nice, but the tomato quality was poor and the difference in heat between the rice and salad made eating it an odd experience. That said, I did enjoy the lightly toasted wrap, and they really do pack a lot of food in there.
Although I was unsure about the aesthetic quality of the alfoil wrap, it definitely helped when it came time to eat, as you could easily peal parts off.
Overall, the experience was quite enjoyable, but I think there are better places to spend your $9.90
>>63648778
Yeah the hot and cold sides are a little unpleasant.
>>63648778
Should have bought a KFC wrap for $4.90
Or two for $9.80 if you're that way inclined.
>>63644481
Daily reminder that Obesitygoose is a big Patto fan and likes him more than Storc.
Daily reminder that you're a pleb casual if you don't do the same.
>>63644481
Apparently on the weekend in the shield game he was bowling with a few slips that were extremely close in, because the ball wasn't carrying. Can't be that quick anymore.
FUCK ME LADS THEY CHOSE SHAUN FUCKING MARSH AGAIN
FOR THE FIFTH (5) TIME
>>63648935
Shaun Marsh is unironically the most talented batsman in Australia outside of the test regulars.
All he needs is to find his feet and get more confidence at international level and he'll do great.
I can guarantee that after S. Marsh scores an impressive century in Adelaide, everyone in this thread including you will pretend that you love him, and that you believed in him all along (a la Smith, Warner, Starc, Siddle, Lyon, to name a few).
>>63648956
based krazykrejza
I literally have over 50 (You)s in the gamer fuel thread.
>>63648895
there was couple of wickets that fell that way. memeswell and someone else were wearing helmets fielding at short slips
>>63648956
You say this literally every time he gets selected, and he's a disappointment every tome
Goosey, are you here m8?
Can you pick out the PC parts needed for a computer to play medieval 2 total war at 1440p and the highest settings at 120fps?
WalkGod on godposter watch
What's the post limit before a thread autosages on /v/?
lads we've got some BSAs who are interested in cricket
>>63647919
>>63648678
>tfw missed this thread
>>63649201
Based Brit poster dropping elite truth bombs
walkcunt will literally pooicide
still can't believe worst marsh has got another go
pick klinger/cowan/bancroft/handscomb/maxwell/literally anyone else
>>63640665
never thought i'd agree with krazylebbit but Starc over Boult
Eoot over Sarfraz
>Not watching PNG v Nepal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm407XRiHEE
No but seriously, I don't understand why it's so hard for Poo Peelian bogans to accept that Kane Williamson is just better than Meme Shit right now.
What has Meme Shit actually done outside Australia? Make hundreds in English roads, and hundreds in South Africa, the latter of which are practically identical to conditions at home. He has ZERO hundreds in Asia(unlike Bane), ZERO hundreds in New Zealand, ZERO hundreds in proper English wickets, and until today, ZERO hundreds in the second innings. Until he can prove himself to be more than a one-dimensional stat padding cricketer, he just isn't in Bane's level, sorry.
You really can't understate just how awful he was in Trent Bridge and Edgbaston. No, seriously. This was McCullum-in-the-final tier bad. It really was. He KNEW the middle order was a piece of shit, he KNEW Anderson and Broad were good on home turf, he KNEW he had to play sensibly. And what did he do? He didn't reach double figures ONCE in 4 innings, dooming the middle order and sealing Kikeal Kuck's fate so he could gloryhunt as the new captain. I'm sorry lads, it's just true. Kane has proven his calibre against pace, swing and spin. Shit has just done it with the first.
I'm willing to accept in future years that Smith may be the better batsman, but only if he seriously steps up his game from the one-dimensional meme it is right now. And if YOU as Ausfailian cricket bogans cant see that, then YOU are truly lost. Just go to lebbit where you can downboat mean comments you disagree with.
>>63649346
>not realizing they picked Worst Marsh because they know he'll never play again so dropping him when Khawaja returns is justified
I'm not even a ACB and even I know this
No but seriously, I don't understand why it's so hard for Poo Peelian bogans to accept that Kane Williamson is just better than Meme Shit right now.
nlike Bane), ZERO hundreds in New Zealand, ZERO hundreds in proper English wickets, and until today, ZERO hun hunrs that Smith may be the better batsman, but only if he seriously steps up his game fromin the second innings. Until he can prove himself to be more than a one-dimensional stat padding cricketer, he just isn't in Bane's level, sorry.
You really can't understate just how awful he was in Trent Bridge and Edgbaston. No, seriously. This was McCullumpt ithe one-dimensional meme it is right now. And if YOU as Ausfailian cricket bog-in-the-final tien future yed. It really was. He KNEW the middle order was a piece of shit, he KNEW Anderson and Broad were good on home turf, he KNEW he had to play sensibly. And what
I'm willing to accecant see that, st. Just go to lebbit where you can downboat mean commeOU are truly losnts you disagree with.
If you browse /v/ literally kill yourself.
>>63649474
>LE FUG LE VEE XDXD
>>63649461
all well and good until we lose the match because marsh is shit
>>63648956
>impressive century
>on the adelaide pitch
>against new zealand
>impressive
LADS, AMERICANS ARE TALKING ABOUT AUSTRALIAN CUISINE ON THE SBS FOOD NETWORK RIGHT NOW
>>63649512
Will Marsh score a century?
Lads
>Mfw I'm shitposting on /cgl/, /int/, /k/ and /int/ at the same time
>>>/cgl/8723657
lol no.
With that said, guessing Pattinson as replacement bowler, Siddle being chumped and Klinger @ No. 4.
>>63649523
>australian cuisine
Watson should make a comeback 2bh
>>63648956
>this WA delpoosion
Just like Marsh scored a magnificent century at Trent Bridge, right?
kek
KEK
K E K
There's no winning from this. If Marsh fails, you guys will bitch. If he succeeds, you will endure him in the team.
kek 2bh
>>63649581
Don't worry Daniel, Worst Marsh has been confirmed so there's a free wicket for your precious Boult
>Henry will unironically play over Wagner
>Craig will unironically play
WAKE ME UP
>>63647466
>expecting a result from Captain DUDE DRAWS LMAO
Wow a 33 Test average and a 38 FC average.
This elite 32 year old can not be denied any more chances with numbers as impressive as those.
>>63647417
>not Hazleshit
kek
KEK
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>>63649637
But not Daniel. :(
Nah, he'd probs run himself out first.
>>63649647
Marist-Harewood rep.
Santner in for Craig desu.
>>63649674
Honestly if it weren't for the memeball game I'd unironically drop Boult for Wagner. That's how bad Boult has been
I'd still pick Wags ahead of Henbitch tho. Santner should be nowhere near the test team but still a better option than Craig
>>63649660
At least he's not Martin Guptill senpai
>Smarsh
>No more G.Bailey being a fucking cheeky cunt under the lid
jdimsa
>Big Show should be given a go ahead of SMarsh, 100%. Averaged 55 in County this year, is younger, has a better FC record, and is in good form in the shield.
>>63649683
Yeah, I'm clearly showing my MH bias for Henners. Still don't think Bracewell has looked troubling enough though.
>>63649704
Neither have been particularly impressive and I'm open to dropping either for based Wagner. The only thing that makes me want Doge is the fact that the pitch will have a fair bit of grass.
>>63649697
bailey would unironically be a better selection, he's in better form and the adelaide pitch suits his game
Starc/Banana/Pattinson tbqh
Hazleshit was literally serving up a pie every over.
Before >LE FUG LE BANANA XDXDXD, Siddle can actually perform the holding role that Hazleshit can't
>>63649729
obviously
even before the perth test the selectors were hinting that hazlewood would be 'rested' for adelaide
>>63649306
Block everything
>>63649512
With the pink ball, and under the lights, the test will be over within 4 days.
Cap this post.
>>63649449
> I don't understand why it's so hard for Poo Peelian bogans to accept that Kane Williamson is just better than Meme Shit right now.
It's literally 1 (ONE) person in /cric/ who believes this. Calm down and stop generalizing.
>>63649636
You are really not very good at determine which posts belong to which posters.
>>63649807
he's called about 5 different people me ITT and never actually picked me once
WalkGOAT on nobel prize watch
>>63649933
>oh look, its memespouter
daniel is working on doxxing you apparently
WalkPoof on nrlel watch
>>63649948
If danielle ever even got close to doxxing me (he's too dumb lmao) I would drop info from our days at school that I've been withholding
>>63649970
there is literally nothing you could 'reveal' about daniel that would make his predicament worse
>>63649970
Literally makes me hope he doxxes you more now Tbh
>>63649970
you sound scared m8
>>63649702
me and him had the same batting coach i think.
>>63649702
i'd take marsh over maxwell any day.
>batting to save a test
>memewallops out
Unforgivable. The very definition of a pyjamababby. Should never be anywhere near test cricket.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVCIvJdVcgg
Garbage.
why did he have to go?
>>63650730
This entire post reeks of underage redditor who tries too hard to be a 'cricket traditionalist' who is 'very mature for his age'.
Please reconsider your choice of website.
>>63650730
I'd rather someone who might have the ability to play at Test level than someone who it has been proven doesn't.
Warner
Burns
Smeth
SMarsh
Votes
Neville
SOK
Starc
Banana man
Pattinson
Lyon
Tbh lads
>>63651406
I actually don't hate this although nevill is a worry at 6
>>63651447
Worst Marsh a bigger worry at #6 desu senpai
>Warner
>Bancroft
>Smith
>Burns
>Voges
>Worst Marsh
>Nevill
>Starc
>Pattinson
>Siddle
>Lyon
This is literally the best squad you could choose
>two spinners when there's LITERALLY one passable spinner in the whole country, while Australia is overflowing with fast bowlers
>Shaun Marsh after his catastrophic performances past his debut, when there's three other choices who are unequivocally better
Has Rod gone senile lads?
>>63651642
rod is trying to get sacked, it's the only plausible explanation
What are some quintessential tests matches/series to watch?
Just finished rewatching my 2005 Ashes DVDs and got Fire in Babylon to watch tonight.
>>63649970
>I would drop info from our days at school that I've been withholding
go ahead m8
lads
Will Kane be #1 by the end of the series?
Also LRPL back in the top 10
>>63653320
It's the Samson option only. It would completely rek daniel.
>>63654513
>Kohli is fucking 17th
>>63650730
so you would take Shaun Marsh over Brendon McCullum literally anyday? Because that is exactly what McMeme was doing in Brisbane
>>63651406
Two reasons why I don't like it:
1) it won't be a normal Sadelaide pitch, it'll have lots of grass so I'd rather 4 seamers.
2) the tail is simply too long with Nevill @ 6, SOK @ 7, Starc @ 8 and then only really Patto after that.
Losing Bitchwide really lengthens the tail. Pattinson has a decent technique but only really Starc can actually bat out of them
>>63654513
No.
Warner will be by the end of the Windies tho
Who is PP playing in Tests @ home this summer other than >us?
>>63655546
I understand, it's certainly not my first choice XI but Hazel wood sucks and has had MUH HIGH! WORKLOAD and SOK is unironically a better bat than Marsh who bowls nothing but pies anyway
>>63655567
>>63655567
>Who is PP playing in Tests @ home this summer other than >us?
Oh boy it's so exciting man you get fucking ready for the mother fucking event of the summer::::::
SRI LANKA
AGAIN
!!!!!!
>>63656345
How many ODIs this time? they did fucking eight last year so I can only imagine it's at least 10
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-new-zealand-2015-16/content/story/941943.html
I feel like Klinger seriously fucked someone off at some point in time
They're literally just pulling out excuses from anywhere.
>>63656665
klinger had smith in a chokehold iirc
>poo peeland cricket ""team"" can't win away from home
>former prime minister Lomu dies in the toilet
>Richie McCheat dead the next day
Sad times for poo peeland.
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>Jonah Lomu died by literal pooicide
Is Mitchell Starc related to Ian Healy?
>>63657067
unfortunately he is keked
/cric/ is kill
>>63657271
The KFC T20 Big Bash League™ will revive /cric/
>>63657350
kiwi team when?
>>63657464
PP aren't good enough to meme with the best
>>63657720
our meme grounds are second to none
>>63657888
This. Think of all the potential with having BBL matches at the one and only Memeden Park.
>>63657895
It'd be like that shitty """all stars""" game and kill all the fun in hitting sixes
>>63657350
fuck that, who /womensBBL/ here?
>>63658071
is this televised lol
>>63658142
Yeah they're trying to push it as being equal to the mens, managed to pull literally every relevant female player from NZ, England and SA in too. It's basically a meme world cup of 4/10 girls
>>63658071
Is that Ellyse on the left?
>>63658190
oh my
>>63658071
Ehat if the sandwich press breaks?
I don't see a toaster they can put on its side.
l-lewd
>>63658190
Why don't they just have a combined league if it's equal?
>>63658540
Do you think Gayle destroyed her box?
>>63658540
wew
>>63656345
Why aren't Pakistan playing Tests?
>>63656665
Fuck off casual
Klinger is literally just Shaun Marsh-lite
is is Ronchi-tier in terms of inconsistency
kane confirmed for beta kek who lets his gf run him
>>63659040
Why aren't Sri Lanka playing three?
Why aren't Australia playing three?
Why isn't there a boxing day test?
Don't fucking ask me m8 I don't buy these shithouse decisions
>>63659059
He's been pretty consistent for the last two years or so, although I agree his record says otherwise. Any other country could rightly use age as a reason against it but Australia can't use that card because they literally pick 35 year olds on a yearly basis
>>63659767
>went rocking'n rollin
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63659767
man what a fucking normie
dropped desu senpai
what do lads
>>63659990
Take advantage of her, Ajay.
>>63659767
What year was that? And who was his gf? I kinda know one of his exes
>>63659990
Say yes, even if it's just out of politeness
You can't just reject people Daniel
http://www.centralsomersetgazette.co.uk/Glastonbury-chippy-welcomes-celebrity-visit/story-27817893-detail/story.html#1
>Kane said: “I thought we had good Fish and Chips in New Zealand but nothing like this, it was outstanding.”
>tfw you will never delight a small fish and chip shop like this
End my life pls
as of right now
Warnkekr>Leltham
Burns>Kektill
Worst Mush<Bane
Smoth<Faylor
Vogue<McMeme
Lelvill=Twatling
Best Mush>Disgracewell
Sterc>SouthRee
Fattinson<Blot
Hazleshit>HenRee
Implyon>Crig
>>63660018
>being so obsessed with your castrated husbando that you LITERALLY read irrelevant articles like these
>>63660018
I met Kane once before he was famous, and before he was really good as well. Didn't really think much of it, I was just like "oh hey it's Kane Williamson"
If he came into where I worked today I would literally go into fangirl mode t b h
>>63660036
>this fucking guy again
>>63660040
>Implying I shouldn't be fully dedicated to my Kanefu
Nah found it by accident when looking for the sauce for >>63659767 Tbh
>>63655546
Pattinson is a better batsman than Starc, tbqh
He opened the batting for his grade side.
>>63660018
>fiance
>it's too late to force every female you know to get in a relationship with kane so you get to meet him at social gatherings regularly and become cool cricket friends
feels bad bros
>>63651917
>>63651642
>LE FUG LE ROD MARZH XDXD
>LE FUG LE SELEGTORS XDXD I WOULD MAKE A BETTER SELECTOR LMAO, I CANT BELIEVE THEY GET PAID XDXD OMG SUCH BAD SELECTIONS XDXD
Kill yourselves, seriously. Literally E-V-E-R-Y selection that is ever made, you armchair selector autists find a way to complain about it.
>>63660097
Ivana is too ugly for Kane, and we know you don't know any other females, daniel.
>>63660123
Tbh I would agree with this most of the time but selecting Marsh AGAIN is an objectively bad decision. Selecting him last time was a bad decision, and they even admitted it afterward
It's literally fucking hot lads
>>63660199
pretty cold desu got a blanket on
>you will never watch 8 hours of test cricket on your 60 inch plasma tv
>you will always watch cricket of your shitty computer
>you will never attend a cricket match with your qt gf
>you will never have to explain the rules cricket to your friends because they don't care
>you will never be taken seriously in /cric/ discussions because you're American
>because you're American people will assume that you're a shitskin which you're not
there is no winning
>>63660406
where do you live?
seriously though, it's fucking cold lads
>1 PM in the middle of November
>late autumn weather
>>63660428
Massachusetts
>>63660428
America lad
>>63660445
Literally 17 degrees here and it's warm af TBh
>>63660445
yea im in trackies atm m8
>>63660445
>>63660468
Doesn't /cric/ know that in order to be comfy the weather has to be cold. Nothing comfier than watch handegg eating leftovers on Thanksgiving. The memeball test in Adelaide will be going on also
>>63660568
>Doesn't /cric/ know that in order to be comfy the weather has to be cold
Yeah we do, it's just the shitty ausfailians with bad opinions on weather
South Island weather in winter is comfy as fuck
>New Zealand's number 11, Trent Boult, is averaging more than Australian all-rounder and number 6 Mitch Marsh, after the same amount of innings
When will the all-rounder meme finally die?
I was just knocking in my bat in the garage when one of these scoundrels crawled over my foot.
>>63660659
Boof's literally put him on pooicide watch this game
I think he's bowled well enough though
>>63660659
everyone in both teams is averaging more than him
is anyone here from wollongong?
bit warm lads
>>63660754
yeah /gong/ here lad. you heading to retro tonight?
>>63659811
>Any other country could rightly use age as a reason against it but Australia can't use that card because they literally pick 35 year olds on a yearly basis
Nothing wrong with picking guys who are 35.
Rogers had a good career and for years our selectors overlooked old players like Katich, Hodge, D. Hussey etc who could have a far better job than the trash like Marcus North, Smith 1.0, Hughes etc that was was being wheeled out
is anyone here from palmy?
>>63660932
Allowing Indians to use the Internet and Facebook was a mistake
http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/942051.html
>there are seven exceptional batsmen in the world today - AB de Villiers and Hashim Amla, Virat Kohli, Steven Smith and David Warner, Joe Root and Williamson. One or two linger beneath these elite - Ross Taylor, Alastair Cook and Younis Khan among them.
>lists Ross Taylor
>not Mathews
>not Rahane
does being on Channel 9 make even smart blokes dumb as fuck?
>>63661008
>LE FUG MARG NIGLAS AND CHANLEL NINE XD XD
>>63661008
To be completely fucking honest there are really only like three or four "exceptional" batsmen, not seven. And Kohli is for fucking sure not one of them.
>ranked 17th
>>63661029
nothing wrong with Nicko, I even said he is usually pretty clever in the post.
But Channel 9's cricket coverage is horrific and that was an idiotic comment. I'm honestly upset Channel 10 didn't get the coverage because 9 was able to use their price-match clause.
>>63661037
Agreed, 'exceptional' I would limit to Williamson, AbdV, Smith & Warner.
The rest are all a tier below that.
Has Kohli actually ever batted well anywhere outside of Australia?
>>63660932
Just found his actual fb page and we have two mutual friends lmao, he's also managed to get himself a womanlet
So fucking weird finding all of their actual pages and seeing how they just use fb like normal people whereas all these indians treat them like super celebrities
>>63661044
true
SUPERIOR BBL TEAM
>>63661058
Who is that semen demon
>>63661057
>he's also managed to get himself a womanlet
isn't he ~188cm?
That would put her at ~170cm which isn't really short for a girl
>>63661077
m8...
>>63661057
I have like a dozen mutual friends with Ashton Agar. He's so irrelevant he literally didn't even change his name on Facebook kek
Not griget, but I'm Facebook friends with Nat Fyfe, though he's got a fake name
>>63661099
he can't be 5'7 surely
that's shorter than me
>>63661099
kek desu but keep the edits for McKekum
he's just shorter than Bitchwide (189cm)
>>63661120
not even joking that's not an edit
comes up first page when you google "trent boult height"
http://scanfigus.com/trent-boult-wiki-bio-wickets-age-height.html
>>63661140
>Talking about the cricketer heights he is also one of the taller player in the game and is well one of the strongest bowler as height players a big role for the bowling team when the bowler is tall.
>Altogether he has taken over 400 wickets when calculating the sum in Test, ODI, FC, LA matches which is great for the team and for him as well.
yeah sure sounds like a credible source m8
Fuck I don't know why but Boult just LOOKS like a fucking manlet
After doing more research yeah he's at least 6'3. Only a bit shorter than Southee who's 6'5
>>63661099
>Married: not yet
what
>>63661044
>But Channel 9's cricket coverage is horrific
How?
You get to see literally every ball of test, ODI and International T20 cricket played in Australia live, and for free.
It sounds like you're being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian.
>Launceston: population 74,000
Produced:
>David Boon
>Ricky Ponting
>James Faulkner
>virtually the entire Tassie team that won back-to-back Shields
Lawny is the GOAT per capita sporting region in the world. Prove me wrong
protip: you cannot
>>63661184
6'3 really isn't that tall
I'm bang on 6'3 and feel short most of the time
>>63661044
No, fuck off.
The channel 10 BBL commentary team is much worse than the channel 9 commentary team, which is hard to believe is even possible.
The ONLY decent commentator is Fleming, and even he is memeworthy a lot of the time.
>>63661190
>>63661204
wew
WEW
W E W
goosey you here m8?
>in a desperate bid to be contrarian, autists in this thread are actually defending 9's cricket coverage
>>63661373
At least you get cricket on free telly, Sky Sports owns the right to all the cricket here
>>63661373
literally nobody is doing that you FUCKING FUCKED CUNT
>>63661191
>two good cricketers then he has to go to faulkner
stay irrelevant launceston
>>63661378
that's thanks to the law rather than 9 though
/cric/ is absolutley based. best general on /sp/ desu
>>63661482
/nrl/ is number 1 but /cric/ isn't far behind
>>63661482
>>63661490
they're both shit dessu steakpie
>>63661490
>>63661482
>any general on /sp/
>good
kill you'reselves newcunts
>>63661527
joshy detected
>>63661532
every cunt is called josh these days desu
t.josh
>>63661549
my name is phil
>>63661549
Josh Reynolds is the "oldfag" that constantly bitches about generals and "neo-/sp/"
>>63661559
Josh Reynolds is a Bulldogs player m8
>mum unironically named me Ruben
literally kysing myself
doing a shit and watching mcleods daughters desu
>>63661572
How do you know it was unironic?
Sounds like a post-ironic thing she did there.
Bring it up over dinner
>>63661572
>Poo-Bin
>>63661373
I really don't see the problem. YOU are the one being contrarian.
What exactly IS your problem with the coverage? Is it the commentators? There's not much they can do about it. Benaud and Greig are both dead, Lawry is senile. The other commentators they are able to contract (aside from Taylor and Nicholas) aren't great.
What do you suggest? They make a commentary dream team from the best cricket commentators from around the world and Australia? That's not possible, as they are all contracted and highly entrenched elsewhere.
It makes me genuinely angry that YOU seem to think that you're not being contrarian.
>>63661008
He listed 10 batsmen.
Ross Taylor is currently ranked 10th in the world.
What's the problem?
>>63661635
Maybe they should have contracted some decent commentators earlier on instead of Ian fucking Healy
Grandstand have been better for years, despite having no budget
>>63654513
>Smith to get exposed in swinging conditions (again)
>Warnmeme to lose form and get kucked at the sight of Big Black Bulls
>de Villiers' back collapses from carrying South Africa
>>Kane to stat pad against Shit Lanka and Poo Peelia at home and reach #1
You can't stop it. It's happening
>>63661635
Nine's coverage is almost universally despised. Post in that retarded meme style all you want, it won't change the fact that you're only saying to try and be different.
>>63661057
>Corey Anderson unironically has a Step Brothers cover photo
would hang out with him Tbh
>>63654513
>not using LRPL's full initials
disrespectful desu
Kikeal Kuck on pooicide wach
http://www.SmH.com.au/sport/cricket/michael-clarke-slams-matthew-hayden-andrew-symonds-john-buchanan-for-low-act-pot-shots-20151119-gl34xw.html?&utm_source=social&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=nc&eid=socialn:twi-14omn0015-optim-nnn:nonpaid-27/06/2014-social_traffic-all-organicpost-nnn-baka-o&campaign_code=nocode&promote_channel=social_twitter
>>63661184
My friend met him in Melbourne and said he's really tall
>>63661008
>forgetting Vijay or Faf
baka
>>63661748
>Kane to stat pad against Shit Lanka
Literally this. He's going to score a double century in every innings. He's dominated the poopeelians in poopeelia. He's going to buttfuck shit lanka in NZ
>>63661761
he's not wrong tho
>>63661761
He's not wrong on all counts, but it's pretty pathetic to attack Symonds and Hayden when one said he didn't have enough experience under him to make a comment and the other said his attitude had improved significantly
>>63661776
>averages 93 against Sri Lanka
kek
KEK
K E K
55 average literally confirmed. Pretty pissed >we only get 2 tests in South Africa next year tbhfam, would have been the only place that tested Bane given what a joke these Ausmemeian roads and "bowlers" are
Cricket is a retarded, irrelevant non-sport, but I love these threads just to read the Aus/NZ bantz.
It's truly top tier, like the Shakespeare of shitposting.
>>63651642
SOK has been elite with the pink ball desu
>>63661787
>losing the series
>writing this nonsense
lol
LOL
L O L
>>63660075
and starc is unironically a better batsman than MJ
>>63661057
Is Boult /fa/ lads?
>New Zealand Cricket has reported an annual net surplus of NZ$23.7 million for the 2014-15 financial year, after the annual general meeting on Thursday in Wellington. The considerable surplus was a consequence of the board co-hosting the World Cup 2015 along with Australia.
Hopefully this is used on actual infrastructure and developmental programs for spinners and fast bowlers than meme shit like Spidercams
Honestly don't see why >we don't play the Pakis in tests and leave the pyjama cricket to Sri Lanka.
>>63661791
has he? I thought starc took a stack of wickets in the shield game
>tfw not a big strong tall bowler
who /Melvins/ here?
i think they're pretty dope tbhfam
>>63661790
Is it true you drink your /milk/ from a bag tbqh?
ᵏᵉᵏ
ᵏ ᵉ ᵏ
kek
KEK
K E K
K - E - K
>>63661184
Boult went to my school and I saw him in a bar and I honestly didn't think he was that tall.
>>63661204
literally this. Ponting is good at analysis but not commentry, gilly is ok and the rest of the regulars are complete shit
>>63661559
newcunt identified
>>63660040
>not wanting a qt eunuch bf
fucking faggot
>LE FUG LE JANNEL NINE XDXDXD
>>63661830
He's about 6'1". He's NOT 6'3". Bowlers get their heights inflated for some reason.
>>63661787
YOU are literally poobsessed with a man who doesn't know you exist, but you keep on poosting mastubatory posts about how great he is, while constantly making copypastas (that only YOU post) about Steve Smith (that only YOU call Meme Shit) in a pathetic attempt to be ""funny""
You're LITERALLY more pathetic than Daniel or Reality Check and his fake life
Kys
>>63660018
>Kane is too loyal and noble to ever fuck your wife
jdimsa
>>63661848
he's literally objectively and unironically the best in the world RIGHT NOW after ABDV, and he literally, objectively and unironically embarassed Meme Shit on his own turf, and will literally, objectively and unironically get his average above 50 against SL
i don't know why facts make you so defensive
Does autistic memespouter actually believe that many Australians in /cric/ think Steve Smith is better than Williamson at the moment?
Basically everyone, except for 1 (ONE) summerfag casual, is aware of Williamson's current superiority.
Autistic memespouter is literally creating a fantasy scenario in his mind that doesn't exist, so that he can post his memes and try to claim some sort of victory when Kane succeeds.
Seek help, lad. For real.
>>63661848
the irony HAHAHAHAH
>>63661820
how you do that?
>>63661864
kek
KEK
C U C K
>>63661810
>Lehmann added that O'Keefe's first-class form under lights at the venue - 18 wickets at an average of 18.22 - helped his case.
>>63661864
that's statsautist, not autistic memespouter
memespouter only comes to /cric/ to Walkcuntpost and danielpost
he's the same attention seeking Kiwi in /nrl/
>7pm
>35 degrees
>going to be 42 degrees tomorrow
>not even summer yet
This is fucking awful.
WAYS TO IDENTIFY A MEMESPOUTER POST
MEMESPOUTER WILL UNIRONICALLY DO ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:
(A) REFER TO STEVE SMITH AS MEME SHIT
(B) SPAM COPYPASTAS ABOUT """MEME SHIT"""
(C) TRY TO TURN THE BASED ELITE MEME OF CALLING NEW ZEALAND PEE POOLAND AROUND ON AUSTRALIA BY CALLING IT """PEE POOLIA""" IN A PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO GATHER (YOU)S IN THE DOUBLE DIGITS
(D) DOX INNOCENT BLACK METAL ATHEIST BETAS
(E) JERK OFF TO KANE WILLIAMSON DURING HOURS WHERE THE BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS AREN'T POSTING OUT OF FEAR
OF BEING PTFO BY THEIR ELITE BATTING LINEUP AND DEPTH
>>63661904
Tony Abbott and every other climate change-denier/mining lobby shill should be tried for crimes against humanity
>>63661917
this Tbh. Muscular ajay is objectively the best nzer on /cric/
>>63661917
wow you're fucking awful at this
half that "person" is literally statsautist, NOT memespouter you fucking retard
Pee Poolia Ltd.
Poo Peelia Ltd.
Based
>>63661949
>Kane is literally based, elite and muscular
>>63661949
Fuck this pic is based.
>>63661970
what are they celebrating?
Has New Zealand actually won a Test series at any point in the last decade?
Certainly not against Australia in my lifetime.
>>63661978
Celebrating after losing 2-1 to Australia
>>63661978
First test victory in Australia in 26 years.
>>63661970
>that JUST hair on boult
>>63653107
A bat and ball war- India vs Pakistan 1999.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNP9ZuGuZb8
Check
>Patel selected for South Africa test squad
>Compton too
Although the latter is interesting rather than worrying
>>63662022
Ebin
>>63662031
I unironically rate Compton tbqh
>do these "people" even exist?
Statsautist you here bro? You real?
>>63662022
You did it lad
Autistic Memespouter? You real ? You here m8?
>open the Jonah Lomu thread
>the haka literally starts fucking play
stop this poo peeland
>>63662031
Wood & Finn also confirmed unfit for the SA tour.
Surely they've got to pick Plunkett, right?
Post your Mitchels
Seething newcunt here
Matt watches Cricket now?
>>63662053
If only you had the haka pasta
>>63662073
>>63662065
>>63662050
>>63662048
>>63662044
This pretty much confirms /cric/'s status as the most cancerous general on /sp/
>>63662087
yeah because of you lmao
>>63661970
Pretty sure Kane, Boult, Doge and Southee were still in College when this pic was taken
made marmite and cheddar on toast in the oven grill. Almost forgot about it and burned the fuck out of the edges. Managed to save most of it tbqh
>>63662087
We are bored 'cause no griget is on.
who /fallout4/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajX6CGDMvB8
>>63662112
It's pretty shit tbqh
>>63662112
Not yet.
Question is, should I be?
Just letting you lads know that the >>777777 get is coming up VERY soon on >>>/asp/
>>63662128
>Question is, should I be?
If you liked Fallout 3 and/or New Vegas, yes.
>>63662112
I got it for free and still regret it
>>63662154
Then I feel sorry for you.
>>63654513
>KyS Williamson
>>63662123
Is Pooposting the lamest meme ever?
just graduated with a degree in bowology lads
>tfw casual kiwi who doesn't post enough to have an identity
>>63662133
The problem is that it's too little like New Vegas
>>63662123
>tfw no qt3.14 psychotic gf
>>63662172
you can be freshcunt junior
>>63662172
Yeah I know it feels good lel
>>63662181
I have actually known of the existence of all five (yes, five) pee pooland poosters for quite some time now, and after careful study of their post construction, vocabulary and psychographic characteristics, I've become able to INSTANTLY differentiate between you based on a single post
is Warner the dumbest cunt in cricket?
>>63662207
Which posts did I make m8?
>>63662214
That one
>>63662219
Damn... you are good
>>63662209
IS warna is an illegitimate state in iraq mate
GAMER FUEL THREAD where?
England Squad to tour Shit Efrica: Alastair Cook (captain), Moeen Ali, James Anderson, Jonny Bairstow, Gary Ballance, Stuart Broad, Jos Buttler, Nick Compton, Mark Footitt, Alex Hales, Chris Jordan, Samit Patel, Joe Root, Ben Stokes, James Taylor, Chris Woakes
BELLEND ON POOICIDE WATCH
>tfw 2 gimmicks
>tfw noone ever notices them
>tfw no endgame either
>>63662232
"we" should try on /ck/
>>63662207
Who am I and which generals do I post in
>>63662256
YES
HOLY SHIT
FINALLY
>NO RATSHIT EITHER
>>63662262
Gamer fuel thread will really make /ck/ mad. It would be hilarious.
>>63662291
murg mumtaz tbqh la'
http://www.espncricinfo.com/south-africa-v-england-2015-16/content/story/942217.html
bell dropped lads. is the bell-end nigh?
>>63662232
Here m8
>>>/v/317121541
>>63662256
Genuinely like this squad tbqh
I hope they push the Muslim back down to the middle order, he'd get torn apart in seconds by Steyn with the new ball
>>63662333
>he'd get torn apart in seconds by Steyn with the new ball
so will Hales
Compton needs to open
>>63662336
I'd unironically give Lyth or car battery another shot myself
>>63662336
I think they'll pick Hales for the 1st test unless he gets literally zero runs in the next couple ODIs against Pakistan.
They should pick Compton, but this IS England's selectors we're talking about.
I'm more interested in who they pick to replace Wood/Finn. There's a bowling spot open - Footitt, Jordan or Woakes?
>>63662358
What is Footit like? I've seen both Jordan and Woakes and they're both trash and will be useless in SA conditions.
Finn and Wood would have been Englel's best bowlers in South Africa imo so that is a huge loss.
I'd unironically play Faulkner in the Test team if you're going to keep the allrounder meme
He is a better bowler than Best Marsh and about the same with the bat
>>63662367
Footitt is Left-arm fast-medium. Not sure exactly how fast he is, though I doubt he's 150kph fast.
Has a good first class record - 73 matches, 274 wickets at an average of 25.61. Can't bat for shit.
I'd say England have to play him at some point, solely because he's a left armer if nothing else.
>>63662384
nah lad keep faulkner for meme cricket only
he's not that great of a test bat
>>63662404
>he's not that great of a test bat
I agree, but he is unironically about the same as Mitchell Marsh
As batsman both have extremely limited games and don't do much but slog to the on-side
Faulkner is a better bowler though
get innnit boobana lik de fohrwoor say so en duh grubbah
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>63662417
Good post
>>63662417
Good post!
>>63662412
Marsh is quite solid in shield cricket, probably more so than Faulkner.
Still, if he hasn't made the switch yet, he probably never will ala Shaun
>>63662384
i'd pick patto as an allrounder desu
>>63662422
err he has a Shield average of <30 and averages less than Faulkner with the bat
His overall FC average is only just over 30 because of those hundreds he made against literallywhoshire 3rd XI's
>>63662417
I like this post
>>63662417
BING BING BING
Microwaved pie for dinner
>>63662438
according to the /v/ thread you've had about 4 different dinners tonight
>>63662438
what size is your Samsung tele?
>>63662444
/v/ is by far the most autistic board
isn't that like the 4th gamerfuel thread and they keep replying anyway
>>63662444
I usually have about 5 meals between 4pm and midnight.
>>63662448
46 inches.
Bought in May 2010.
Might get a new one eventually, but no reason to right now.
>>63662451
>4th gamerfuel thread
kek
KEK
ULTIMATE FRESHCUNT DETECTED
>>63662444
Seeing a lot of 4's in your post
Someone reply to me
>>63662451
There has been many gamer fuel threads before the most recent few, and even before /cric/ started making them, /v/ used to have them as well usually with Doritos and mountain dew in the OP.
>>63662417
>>63662420
>>63662421
>>63662436
>>63662437
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>>63662460
i meant the 4th this week
>>63662438
i did that last night Tbh
ITS YUM YUM IN POO POO LAND
i-iggles :3
>63662468
'no'
>>63662473
im going to hazard a guess that BSA just got 5(five) (you)'s
Hotline bling
somebody explain the difference between stats autist and autistic memespouter
>>63662482
Hello my Big Strong American friend, would you like to sit down and watch our sport with your Anglo cousins?
I can assure you, there's nothing we'd like more
>>63662493
freshcunt junior pls
>>63662493
fwada wada senskren ef yogo side becez it ho oot
Let's get this bad boy to 1000.
>>63662501
>>63662492
>>>/designatedshittingstreet/
>>63662493
Stats autist actually watches the cric
Autistic memespouter is self explanatory
>>63662505
>2015
>actually having physical disk movies and tv shows
>sideways image
>>63662510
Literally furious.
41 tomorrow in sydney desu
>>63662505
I wanna take my shoes and socks off and put my sweaty tender soles on that wonderful 70s shag
>>63662509
Ok because previously AM has been credited with things I've done except /cric/ was already talking about him before I started posting here, and I watch cricket.
>>63662505
Do you guys save images like this that get posted?
I pretty much always save every photo that was taken by someone who posts in a thread on case I need to use it later.
I have at least 15 photos from this one guy's living room.
>>63662528
thats pretty weird
>>63662536
Why?
>>63662528
That is Joshy Reynolds living room, lad.
>>63662541
>i have at least 15 photos from this one guy's living room
for what purpose
>>63662536
I do it too and there's nothing weird about it
I also keep a catalogue of every post made by a trip and file them according to subject or date. I regularly review and compare these for inconsistencies or inaccurate predictions, which I then post on /cric/. This not only exposes their poor character, but severely damaged their standing in the au/sp/ community, eventually causing them to drop their trip altogether.
>>63662549
Your doing (Walk)God's work lad
>>63662547
I do this >>63662549 as well, but sometimes I save the pics and pass them off as my own in gamer fuel/battlestation threads.
>>63662493
this >>63662564 is memespouter
this >>63625921 is the statsautist
>>63662565
are you by any chance thread-counter?
>>63662572
Why does WalkGOAT make you so upset?
Memespouter is p cool for a poo peelander.
2bh, if it wasn't for his flag, he would easily pass as an elite Australian.
I approve of his posts, and he is the only poo peelander who every makes interesting, funny or thought provoking posts.
>>63662576
WalkFiction doesn't exist
in one of the /rug/ threads I asked you to point out WalkNovel, 4/5 of the posts were me
>>63662573
No, I strongly dislike that, and I also actively oppose the use of /cric/ in the subject of a game thread.
Whenever I make the thread I deliberately leave it out and create an actual game thread instead instead of a cancerous general.
>>63662592
I approve of /cric/ purely because it makes it easy to find threads from the catalog
Editions and thread counts are symptoms of pootism and should not be encouraged
>These people call me a poo peelander
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUg-8NWRk98
>>63662598
You can find the game thread by searching for "test" "odi" etc or one of the team names
>>63662584
walkcunt detected
gamerfuel just got trashed lads
Mods confirmed poorious and pooturbed
>>63662600
pretty standard au/sp/ posters i'd say
kek who made this one
>>>/b/652718168
>>63662598
freshcunt detected
>>63662636
You
>>63662636
>browsing /b/
loser
Based /nrl/ is only a few months away.
looks like the bell meme is over
>>63662668
james roberts on pooicide watch
>>63662669
An hour ago called.
They want their news back.
>>63662678
Well the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!
>>63662685
You're their all time best seller.
>>63662691
No you fucking dumbass, the line is "what does it matters, you're their best seller?"
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY
>>63662719
I was not quoting anything.
I came up with a witty comeback to a terrible insult directed at me.
>>63662685
Your cranium called.
It's got some space to rent.
>>63662744
>/cric/ general
kiss your sister lad, tommorrow night is au/sp/
>>63662744
I would like to just ignore this thread and let it die, but I know you will samefag the fuck out of it and the other summer of cricket casuals will follow you there to a new, cancerous general.
And I will eventually have to give in and post there.
But I will let you know that your thread is garbage and you are literal human trash and you are worthless.
Vegetable lasagne.
last for roosterman
last for WalkGod
walkcunt on suicide watch
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