We're a joke again. Laugh it up Patsfags and Panther fags. You honestly deserve this day to gloat and brag. For most teams the season wouldn't be over. For us it will. We won't recover. Pats are the superior team and always will be. 10-6 cap it.
Fuck JJ Watt. I hate him.
>>63621593
HAHAHA YOU LOST
>>63621593
You don't know the pain of falling from being a super bowl projection to losing to the loins.
>tfw I was actually nervous about the Bengals game in a couple weeks
lel
>we
Which are you, one of the "fans" who only started caring this season, or one of the "fans" who rooted for the Seakucks last year?
Packer fan here, I know those feels... 6-0 now 6-3 and if we lose this Sunday to the vikings we lose the north... fuck
Fuck you you fucking cock choking faggots
With Luck in life support we need all the help we can to win this shit division, and you guys lose to the fucking Texans at home?
Enjoy being knocked out in the wild card round for the fifth straight year. Hopefully we get the honors again by clawing our way to 7-9 and you guys choke the division to the steelers
>>63621593
Wow the Texans are horrible and you lost to them
>>63621658
You ready to lose to the vikes for two division losses in a row?
Steelers confirmed winning the AFC North lol
Missed the game. Someone post JJ Watt stats today.
>tfw burrs fan
>tfw two game win streak
>we play broncos next
>peyton is out
Feels good
>>63621593
Watt was actually likable that interview. I was expecting him to be way more douchey.
You deserve everything and more for injuring Bell every year
eat shit bungles
The Bengals should try not to schedule any prime time games in the future.
they deserve this loss
eifert needs to take a long look at himself after this game. a lot of this can be attributed to his drops and the holding penalties that brought back a 15 yard run and another good yardage play.
andy didn't play too badly, he made one bad throw and there were a few sacks thanks to JJ, but those multiple drops were critical, this game was well within reach. but they lost the game, there's no getting around that. just gotta play WAY better next week.
>Hoyer the Destroyer
>TJ YATES
>BEATING AN UNDEFEATED TEAM
>AT HOME
>People actually told me the Texans couldn't beat the Bengals yesterday
I'm a Bengals fan and I told them that this game wasn't guaranteed. The Bengals could have the best offense, defense, and special teams units in the league and still find a way to lose to the team with the worst offense, defense, and special teams units.
Bengals had to lose sooner or later and I figured they'd lose tonight. Really, an 8-0 start is way better than I could have ever imagined this team to have.
>>63621732
at this point I dont fucking care. I want the coaching staff ousted and Harbaugh offered whatever he wants.
Seeing Rodgers career get wasted like this is the reason I drink.
Words cannot describe how fucking hilarious it is that TJ Yates the undrafted rookie from UNC is the same guy who handed Dalton his first playoff loss randomly popped back up on MNF and ended their unbeaten streak. I can't stop laughing I had no idea he was even in the NFL still what the fuck Bungles
>>63621685
viks r gud
>>63621658
You don't know the pain of never winning a super bowl
We're going to fall apart. I won't watch Arizona unless we're competitive into the half.
Now that I've given up on the Bengals at this time, what should I do /sp/? Should I just go back to focusing on the Buckeyes? Watch the Cavs? Play vidya?
>>63621753
you'd have a better chance with peyton playing.
Could be worse, you could've lost to the Cowboys
>>63621879
Watch some NHL
>tfw we will never get a Cinci NHL team so we can be shit at football, baseball and hockey
Massachusetts reporting in. 9-0 Patriots. Feels pretty good țbh fąm. Can't wait to watch Rex Ryan cry when Brady hands him his second loss to his favorite team.
>everyone standing around postgame interview
>not the hero of the game, TJ Yates
>TIME FOR MORE WATT HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH YET
>>63621658
Shut the fuck up
you're still my cat brother
you're gonna make it
![MWF-Steelers1228p-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fH0w6fj.jpg "MWF-Steelers1228p-2[1].jpg")
>>63621786
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
sup Andy
>>63622080
I wish I shared your enthusiasm cat bro. I'm going to root for you. Go 19-0. A cat deserves a super bowl already
>>63621658
puckers fans are fairweather pieces of shit.
>>63621786
Maybe Bell should stop being a fragile pussy.
Both Dalton AND Eifert choked, I held onto hope until the last snap. Glad they won't be giving me heart attacks every game now.
>>63622080
Catbowl, my friend.
>>63621593
You're a fucking joke? The Texans franchise is a joke. We have no chance of winning an owl, but cock smuggling Rick Smith will smugly brag to Bob McNair tonight that he built a first-fucking-place team at 4-5 and his job will be safe for another year.
You see, most owners are smart enough to fire a GM when they have fucked up every single 2nd and 3rd round draft pick in the last decade, but here in Houston, we don't like change. So unless we go 0-16 Allah willing, we're going to suck forever.
JJ Watt kicks ass. We beat you today. I really hope T.J. Yates starts next week, that will show some forward thinking. But you the real MVP, Cinci. I hope you guys win out. You won the real game of keeping the Texans shitty for at least one more year. Thanks.
>/sp/ is making fun of us again
>>63621593
One question though.
How y'all doing?
>>63622080
Thanks Panthersbro. I've enjoyed watching your team this year. That loss your team handed to the Seahawks was glorious.
>>63622260
Bengals were the complete joke of the league for like 10 years with no signs of life. They're still the joke of the league because they have all the tools they could ever need to win and they still won't. The Texans have at least won a playoff game in the past 20 years.
At least we won't have Pittsburgh or Baltipoor's records
[spoiler]...right guys?[/spoiler]
>>63622323
>they have all the tools they could ever need to win
Except a non-meme QB.
It was bound to happen eventually
>>63621658
>>63621685
Ditka sweater curse. Thank you for the Lions win though, was pretty entertaining desu senpai
And it was TJ Yates
The fucking odds hahahaha
>>63621835
I'm glad somebody else understands how outlandishly HILARIOUS this is.
THE BENGALS LOSE ONCE AGAIN TO TJ YATES.............
ON PRIME FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOOOOOOOOL
>>63622354
But not like this never like this
>>63621835
>TJ Yates the undrafted rookie from UNC
>undrafted
>rookie
>MFW BUNGHOLES 0-6 IN LAST MEETINGS WITH HOUSTON
>MFW BTFO IN THE PLAYOFFS TWICE
>BTFO WITH TJ YATES(THRICE)
>IMPLYING "REEEED RIFLE"(YUM), PRIME TIME CHOKER, COCK SMOKER, GINGER FAGGOT LOOKIN LIKE THE JOKER DALTON CAN HANG IN THE TEXODOME ON MONDAY NIGHT.
>IMPLYING THE CITY OF TEXAS CHRISTIANS IS HOUSTON
>IMPLYING DISNEY TELEVISES RAPE AND WONT CUT THE GAME AT 1/2TIME
>IMPLYING THE #1 DEFENSE IN THE NFL UNDER ROMEO "DEFENSIVE FORMATION GOD" CRENNEL WONT SHUT OUT THE BENGALS
>IMPLYING "1ST ROUND DEFENSIVE DRAFT PICK" THE TEAM LETS DALTON LEAVE IN ANYTHING BUT A STRETCHER
>IMPLYING BILL O BRIEN ISN'T THE GOAT
>IMPLYING HE JUST TAKES OVER AVERAGE TEAMS AND RUINS THEM
>IMPLYING CLOWNEY WONT SACK DALTON 10 TIMES FROM THE BENCH
>IMPLYING THE BENGLAS WONT LOSE OUT AFTER THIS DEVASTATION AND MISS THE PLAYOFFS
>IMPLYING JJ WONT PICK DALTON IN THE TEXODOME AGAIN
>IMPLYING JJ DOESN'T BREAK THE SINGLE GAME SACK RECORD TONIGHT
>IMPLYING THE JAGS CAN WIN THE AFC SOUTH
>IMPLYING THE TITANS AREN'T CURSED
>IMPLYING ANDJEW SUCK ISN'T A HARGHBABBY
10-6 OILERS
CINCI AND THEIR SHITTY "CHILI" BOUT TO GET BOOTY BLASTED SO HARD A LIL BIT CUMS OUT OF BRIAN KELLY'S TIP
CAP IT BITCHES.
That was terrible just turrible
But did you guys see those monkeys riding dogs?
>>63622564
They won last year bruh
Tell me someone is watching the NFL Network.
J.J. Watt said as he was coming off the field in an interview "Our game plan was to come out and make the Red Rifle look like the Red Rider BB Gun. It's not easy, he's a great player, but we did our job."
And now Andy is on the podium for the Bengals literally having his period and crying about J.J. Watt saying that.
Holy shit. This dude is a fucking bitch.
>>63622539
>3-5 team
>MNF
>Chance to be part of NFL history by being one of three teams going 9-0 simultaneously
Just like this.
>>63622602
Holy fuck really? lol what a bitch.
>>63622602
if you can get a link or a vid of it that would be great family. only basic time warner cable for me.
>>63622602
I think he just upset over his team losing the game while he played ok. I dont get why hes upset, Hes 8-1 and pretty much has his division wrapped up.
He also easily destroyed JJ in the Rosebowl, Id just be laughing about that if I was Daltion
>>63622652
everything is live right now.
All the post game stuff will be on nfl.com in an hour or two.
>>63622602
>>63622602
Yeah man, JJ is the most stand up guy you can Fucking possibly imagine. His goddamn football position should be "Defensive Paladin" Dalton is such a little bitch
>>63622672
Being upset over your team losing doesn't mean you gotta act like a little bitch.
>>63622557
He was undrafted and a rookie when he beat dalton in the playoffs
>people unironically thought they wouldn't lose in primetime
and i bet some of you faggots still think they'll win a playoff game.
don't look now-3 more primetime games down the streatch
>yfw bungles lose to gabbert and old man manning in consecutive weeks
>>63622579
Nice try Dalton.
Don't you have some cans to shoot out back?
>>63622699
He was a rookie, but he wasn't undrafted.
>>63622695
Id be upset over a man making a dumb statement like that about me, specially if I didnt play that bad. I wouldnt react the way Dalton did though
>>63622699
He was drafted
>>63622708
The 49ers game will be flexed to a 4pm game
>>63622708
>Cards
Bracing for the blow out.
The red ryder can still be dangerous
>you can still shoot your eye out
>>63622742
It shows a complete lack of spine and lack of leadership going up there and crying about it.
It shows you can't handle adversity, no matter how false humility he showed by saying how great of a player was. Any real leader in the NFL would've either not acknowledged it, or come up with a snappy soundbite comeback and kept it even.
Acting like a bitch ain't what people want to follow.
>>63621593
It happens - Still 8-1 and command your division. Win the division, get a Bye, and meet the Panthers so we can have a catbowl.
>>63621869
>Superbowl
How about you start with winning a playoff game.
>>63622816
What can andy do? Call him HGH watt?
>>63622877
lel
He could've asked him how his nuts were after he fell on them.
stay strong friends
>>63622602
They just showed it, lmao. What a lame bleeding pussy.
>>63621593
It ain't JJ you gotta worry about. It's TJ
That guy sold his soul to the devil back in 2011 and whatever charm or spell he got is still working.
>>63622936
"I can't believe he'd say something like that." Holy fuck this night can't get any more funny.
>Lose in embarrassing fashion
>Dalton acts like a bitch after the game
My heart
>teams with winning records crying
>>63621786
I still haven't forgiven the Steelers for injuring Palmer back in '05
>>63622323
And both of those Texans playoff wins were against the Bengals.
>>63621753
>tfw Broncos fan
>tfw when breaking out the Lobster mid season was part of our plan
>>63621668
You never seen the Bengals in prime time before tonight?
>>63622877
Literally just this: >>63622776
He smiles, everyone laughs, makes a funny soundbite in the morning for Sportscenter showing how good a sport he is. Everybody loves professional players that can take the piss out of themselves.
Now he just looks like a crybaby who can't take a joke.
>>63621962
You got the Blue Jackets. Close enough.
