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November 16th scores:
Spurs 93 - Blazers 80
Mavs 92 - 76ers 86
Bulls 96 - Pacers 95
Celtics 111 - Rockets 95
Grizzlies 122 - Thunder 114
Suns 78 - Lakers 73
FEDEX SMARTPOST IS SHIT
>>63620294
>celebrating beating Houston
>Don't get it twisted
>82 games
>I do this
>We'll see next game
>Westbrick
So it is written, so it shall be.
>84-78 Phoenix LA
don't ruin this for me desertfags.
I love farting while watching NBA basketball and just sniffing in my farts, they always smell so great. Don't know where the "farts stink" meme started
>>63620451
They've dominated OKC and Houston on the road in back-to-back games, blew out Milwaukee on the road and defeated Atlanta handily at home. They also beat Washington by 20.
>>63620520
>warriors fans
>>63620294
Its the Knicks' year, lads.
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
was Wade holding back Chalmers?
>>63620451
Might wanna check these numbers desu senpai
http://espn.go.com/nba/team/schedule/_/name/bos
Threadly reminder that Future is a garbage rapper and is carried by his producers.
>>63620582
literally anyone who isn't scared of black people and listens to rap things Future is the top hip-hop MC right now.
>>63620582
We just like his beats, fᵃm. Great for working the bass in my beater VW.
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>63620559
what's that trying to say?
that their last 3 wins were solid wins over playoff teams?
>>63620551
Knicks and Grizzlies finals wouldn be too bad
Is Mario Chalmers the black version of Steph Curry?
>>63620651
they were all, in fact, blowouts. Straight-up domination. Two of them on the road.
I'm just saying that ">celebrating a win against Houston" is not an argument against the success they've seen.
Don't look now, but BOSTON IS BACK, BABY!
>>63620761
Curry's looking a little lazy, fᵃm.
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
Honestly I think /nba/ will never recover from bandwagoning Lebron up 2-1 and getting BTFO. It's eternal!
I can't say i feel sorry for you, you actually thought delly could shut down the best shooter to ever play the game. You gotta live with that the rest of your lives.
>iggy shutting down MJ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
just admit it /nba/ you've been defeated and will never recover. You bandwagoned Lebron up 2-1 during the finals and proceeded to get B-T-F-O. You spammed lelbron this, Delly that and now look at you! Sad and pathetic beaten like a black step child. what was you thinkin? what was you trying to prove? You grew up in the worst era of basketball ever and think flopping is okay. Well it's not and you're a faggot. I don't blame you for being mad, i blame you for being pathetic! 2-4 is a testament to your stupidity and you can't come back from that.
>just heated up some food
>no work tomorrow
>lying in bed watching the lakers lose
who /comfy/ here?
>>63620618
>things Future is the top hip-hop MC right now.
Nigger education ladies and gentleman
>2-4
>two and four
>two(2) wins four(4) losses
>dos y cuatro
>0.33333 win rate
>33% winning percentage
>advanced statistics
>advanced metrics
>sports science
>advanced statisticals
>statisticas avancadas
>SportVU camera statistics
>APBRmetrics
>Sabermetrics
>HoopData
>eFG%: effective field goal percentage
>TS%: True shooting percentage
>PPP: Points Per Possession (alternatively Points Per Play)
>Pace- and Volume-Adjusted Stats (alternatively called "Tempo-Free")
>PER
>Win Shares (WS)
>Wins Produced (WP)
>ezPM
>Expected Value (EV)
>Plus-Minus (+/-)
>>63620862
too bad kobr isnt playing though
>>63620822 (You)
>>63620860 (You)
Nice pastas, fᵃm ᵀbh
Here's your reply, pal
>11-0
https://twitter.com/Money23Green/status/666153926715031552
>>63620486
>dat butthurt
Was it just me or did he sound like he was on the verge of tears in that interview? He came off as extremely assblasted when he said he does this every night. As opposed to Smart, whose just a sophomore and doesn't benefit from all the calls guys like Westbrook and Harden need to have games like that.
>>63620988
https://twitter.com/Money23Green/status/666158085774311424
to clarify
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>63620559
>>63620531
Congratulations on your beating average teams early in the year, very impressive stuff, might as well give y'all the trophy already
xD
>>63621083
What does he mean? For his fantasy team?
>>63621131
Go fuck yourself.
>>63621131
Bro.
Have you seen who the Warriors have played so far?
And they almost got BODIED by the worst team in the entire league.
>>63621212
lol, U MAD
>>63621214
To clarify the # of teams they've played so far who realistically will make the playoffs by the end of the season is 2.
>>63621176
He talkin' IT. He tellin IT to keep eatin, fᵃm
https://twitter.com/Money23Green/status/666319774654197760
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>63621143
Software you used?
>>63621131
why are you such a faggot zangief
>>63621288
Like...to stay strong? I'd imagine the Celtics have a good training staff to take are of that stuff.
Chris Paul
Kobe
Durant
Anthony Davis
Marc Gasol
>4chan
Westbrook
Wade
LeBron
Blake
Dirk
know the difference
THANKS FOR THE PICKS
Will the C's get a top 3 pick this year from the Nets?
>>63621365
can't argue
>>63621365
>No Duncan
>No Wall
Leave. Scum.
>>63621364
I dunno, the blacks say keep eating to one another as an alternative way to say stay successful because food was probably hard to come by for the blacks in the hood. also, the black rappers like to say that they feed their "niggers" since they get paid, meaning that the rapper's "niggers" don't need to eat welfare/food stamp food that particular night.
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>63621377
Well, even if they try to win every game, they still have a terrible coach and one of the worst rosters in the league.
>Previously bench warmers are morphing into legitimate starters
>Blowing teams the fuck out
>Elite defense
KEEP EATIN BOSTON NIGGAS
>>63620554
Definitely.
Chalmers is finally unleashed on the Grizzlies.
He is the meme shot piece they were missing
6moty
>>63620875
>>63620815
>>63620788
>>63620761
Is Damian Lillard advanced?
youtube.com/watch?v=oIuESQ6fPH0
>>63612977
>tfw 6 for 6
>>63621604
lmao I forgot this
>>63621131
>oh no they figured out I'm a dumbass, better spew some more lies!
>average
Tripbitch please. The Celts have beaten good playoffs caliber teams, deal with it. Doesn't mean they'll end up better than the teams they've shown up, but it may be symbolic of fast progress from winning 25 just two years ago.
>>63621295
Adobe Photoshop CC 2015
>>63621690
He's pretty much the entire Blazers team.
>>63621690
He's a good offensive player but dear god he's shit on D
>>63621795
He also charges into defenses and never passes out. I'd love to see how many of his shots get fucking blocked in the final 5 minutes of the 4th, when defensive actually try.
>all the best west teams are shit except Warriors and Spurs
>Warriors are the Spurs' bitch in every sense of the word
Spurs/Cavs Finals confirmed
Get hype for a Spurs sweep
>>63621277
this week is going to show how good the Warriors really are. if they can beat Raptors, Clips, and Bulls in a row nobody can really say anything.
LMA is fat and slow garbage
>>63621905
tbf he's been elite at finishing the last year + this year.
I think he had the third best finishing % last year among PGs.
>>63621949
I haven't man, now that I think about it
>>63620618
Future is hot garbage
I bet you also think Fetty Wap has "hot bars"
>>63621944
This desu
>>63621944
this desu senpai
who /listeningtotakecareandcryingallnight/ here
Have there ever been any problems with players not being able to get into Canada or do they get to bypass a lot of that shit?
>>63622345
nope im /listeningtobasedbonethugs/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRth8ygj7N4
give it a try sad maple friend
>>63622364
I think there have been problems before
yooo these jerseys are so nice. grizz should make these their primary
>>63622131
and I bet you think Earl is good
>>63622023
Nah hes fine. The whole team just played like shit tonight except for manu who went off late in the game. They shot 42% and at one point they were at 32%.
>>63622382
>not posting the feels bone thug song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMYAEHE2GrM
>>63622401
i want to know about them.
i also want to know if they've tried starting any franchises in other countries.
>>63622345
>tfw i cant ever cry even if i try
It sucks cause i know crying gets rid of some sadness but i literally cannot cry. The only times i get teary eyed is watching sad movies that hit me right in the feels.
>2-4
>ADVANCED STATS
Mins: 25.0
Reb: 9.1
Ast: 0.6
Stl: 0.4
Blk: 0.8
Pts: 7.5
Name this player who is "earning" over $14 million this year, which will be raised by $1.1 million each year over the remaining length of his contract.
>>63622475
most unintentionally hilarious music video ever
>tfw she looks around when im around or staredown
What does this mean?
>>63622500
who is tristan thompson
>>63622402
>when the blunt hits you so hard you think youre elite and drop a cool 29 points
>>63622504
>the head in the wall
>>63622520
Good job.
>>63620554
1000%
>>63622500
mins 30.6
rebs 3.0
ast 4.0
stl 0.8
blk 0.3
pts 10.6
name this player who is earning over 14m this year that will rise to over 19m a year by the end of the contract
quick! someone come up with a good Justise Winslow pun for my fantasy team!
>>63622551
too many urkels on your team thats why your winslow
>>63622549
Carroll
>>63622570
That was actually my first idea, but it won't fit.
>>63622551
is Justise for Winslow taken?
>>63622511
she's not looking for you she's looking for dat BBC it's a drug to these women
>>63622549
Goran Dragic
>>63622570
>lifted bars
>>63621295
Here's a tutorial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eXOhgmVMxs
>>63621365
I think Blake is the most reddit player in the world DESU
Why are NBA fans such literal kuckolds?
>top tweet
>>63622549
>>63622610
I feel bad for him. He didnt have his wife and kids around him until this weekend. Hopefully he was just feeling sad
>>63622626
>not wanting your new born son being born with GOATbrooks genes
>>63622596
that's pretty good. Any others?
>>63622661
>bumpy justise
>OKC in charge of defense
Westbrook and ibaka literally having to guard like 5 people
>>63622661
Justise winshigh
>>63622626
pinche milkweed
>>63622690
kek Portland knew they were going to suck and so they fucked OKC over big time with that Kanter contract.
WHERE'S 7K BROSHIP
you have to make a new video of putting faces on Photoshop CC
>>63622626
never understood the kek fetish, but if you knew your wife, and yourself, by extension, would be financially set for life would you let her cheat on you for just one night?
First for based Butler
>>63622720
They gotta get Durant back stat because this is gross. Im not even joking westbrook literally was trying to guard two people at once because waiters was doing nothing and when he does do something he fouls
>>63622792
Sure little homie, I'll upload one in a few hours
>>63622795
What's wrong with you nigga
You niggas must be rich using Photoshop CC and all.
I'm stuck here with mspaint doing the best i can to make some dank OC.
>mfw
>>63622824
I am dying
>>63622808
>matching the offer on Kanter
>trading Jeremy Lamb but keeping Waiters
Just fuck my offseason up senpai
>>63622837
Nigga just get the free trial
>>63622837
kat.cr
its a bit of a pita to setup it up, but its worth it
>OKC
>Title aspirations. Two best players with expiring contracts in 2 seasons.
>sign rookie coach who's never even coached in the NBA
>Durant on the road to Mcgradyville with his fucked up biomechanics
>Waiters is your starting 2 guard
>Kanter in charge of defense
>Westbrook can go down at any moment playing at 200mph every game
>>63622837
What is torrenting
>>63622817
Thanks man.. it's actually really fun
>>63622837
Download the 30 day free trial
>>63622841
seriously does slam make money?
>>63622826
nothing. i was just wondering what people thought. i'd never thought about it before.
this pretty much sums up my thoughts on it:
>>63622824
but realistically i know that women usually end up getting the most out of a divorce settlement and it has a high chance of leaving the man broke.
>>63622883
I think if kd lefts westbrook leafs 4sure, he'd look great in a clips jersey, him balke and deandre could dominate the west for years to come
>>63622895
>A book in the internet age making money
Idk man
>>63622862
>>63622890
I tried and gave up because it was a bitch to set up and wouldn't fucking work.
>>63622891
Man fuck 30 days i want that shit all day erry day
Imagine if west brook and Durant were injured
>>63621365
>No Duncan on 4chan
>Blake/LeBron on 4chan
>no Curry on 9gag team
>>63622948
Go eat a tub of lard fatty
>>63622952
slam is a magazine doe,
r8 fantasy team name
biyombos over baghdad
>>63622837
i just downloaded cs6 for free
illustrator, indesign and photoshop
>>63622966
Them right now, this team this year if they take out Westbrook and Durant they are arguably the worst team in the league.
Their supporting cast is that bad
>2-4
>advanced stats
>>63622895
ive been subscribed to them for years. their articles always give good background info on players/teams you would never know plus their fanmail section is hilarious and i like their posters
>>63623062
you take out two all stars from any team and they would be shit imo
based big homie 7kt
BABY WONT YOU COME MY WAAAAAAAY
GOT SOMETHING TO SAAAAAAAAAAY
>>63623095
Dude you are 287
Has that not gotten to you. I mean you are beyond fat you are obese
https://vine.co/v/iBlAglXaVz7
LMAO
>>63622455
at least he doesn't autotune the fuck out of his voice then mumble some drunken nonsense about "trappin"
Which coach gets fired first?
George Karl
Byron Scott
Lionel Hollins
Alvin Gentry
>>63622989
>287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287287
>>63622939
The scenario didn't say you we're married though. Your gf gets shit, you get mires from literal 10s simply for existing.
>>63623367
George Karl obviously
Theres a pic someone posted with the kings owner talking to scott brooks
>tfw I just saw the highlights tonight
>rose injured again
>rio had 29
;___;
>>63623367
Money's on Gentry even though I'm not sure how good the Pelicans should be.
Byron Scott was a mistake but I bet he stays.
>>63623367
>>63623446
how much does houston hate mchale?
>>63623473
the thing with Houston though is by Morey's own admission you can't really blame McHale since a lot of the flaws are a result of Moreyball.
>>63623446
Lucky thing for Gentry is that the Pelicans are practically broken except for Unibrow
Man am i hungry
>>63623523
Eat my nigga
Just had pizza + Sriracha
>>63623523
food4lyfe detected
>>63623367
either carl of buuggie goes and I don't think veivecek will risk losing his most popular player
scott is losing because he's being tld to lose people forget but he's a really smart guy he graduated from asu
hollins might go because as bad as those nets teams were they at least made it to the playoffs
alvin is not getting fired 10 games into his new job
>>63623523
>>63623551
go be fat somewhere else
>>63623567
I honestly vote this as the dankest OC of 2015
>>63623567
that wasn't me but fyi I am hungry
and how about you go shitpost elsewhere?
>>63622891
>>63622792
here's the webm that i made from the tutorial...editing it now
>>63623551
Lakers almost certainly are tanking at this point, I feel almost bad for them desu
>>63623595
>>63623551
just gtfo fatty
Fuck man this 5/10 girl at work switched from her work shirt to a regular long sleeve shirt and her titties were bigger than i thought. Damn i just wanna suck on this titties right now
Alright guys, which lottery pick has the most stable knees?
Just dropped $10 on a cheapo seat for a game on Wednesday, anything I should know about attending a game? never gone to one before, but always wanted to check one out.
>>63623621
how are you gonna post that without a picture come on mate
>>63623599
what tutorial pham?
>>63623473
htown fans are mad as fuck right now. I have no idea whether his job is actually in any jeopardy. Couple seasons ago all the narrative around McHale was he was such a good up and coming coach. Today, apparently that was all wrong, or people forgot.
Maybe the Rockets roster isn't nearly as good as expected.
>>63623621
>5/10
Hows the face
>>63623636
you can always go to the ground level and try and pretend you have seats there before the game so you can see the players warm up really up close
I went to some warriors games as a kid and alkways did this, i remember seeing karl malone on the floor streching, he looked massive
>>63623647
im doing a tutorial how to add keyframe faces onto bodies using photoshop
its basically the same as my first one but there's a few things you have to change
fuuck wish i had a faster pc this rendering is taking forever, probably be up by midnight i guess
>>63623636
what game are you going to see?
>>63623640
I wish i could've taken a picture but she was talking to me.
>>63623664
>hows the face
Take a guess man. Theres a reason shes 5/10
>>63623678
Celts against Mavs in Boston.
>>63621365
Kobr is on a 4chan banner tho
>>63623691
>Take a guess man
Well damn. Hows her ass at least
>>63623678
link to tutorial pls
>>63623735
Here's the first one >>63622622
The second one is still rendering from Camtasia and then I got to edit it and render it again, upload it and add annotations.
if you aint 250+ you should just leave tbqh you aint a real man
JUST
>Who is the face of the Chicago Bulls
>>63623806
TANK
>>63623806
TRUST THE PROCESS
>>63623624
I wish it didn't have to be this way anon
>>63623636
Heres a tip if you wanna sneak into a lower seat. Sit in your regular seat for the 1st half and scope out any empty seats. People always come late and some stupid people even get there at the 2nd quarter. Once you find the right seat at halftime go and buy your snacks. Make sure you buy something that you need to carry with both hands. Go to the section and just act normal like if you have seats there. The usher will never ask you for your ticket if your hands are full. Trust me on this im an usher.
The Wizards have played 8 games, the Hawks have played 12 games.
What the fuck is wrong with NBA scheduling? Is it that hard to make time this shit right?
>>63623779
thanks pham
>>63623806
Back to back 0-11 seasons
We outchea
Kobe
i still believe
>>63623876
This shit is stupid. Weak dance move. It really doesn't require much. But I get it, that's what makes it so appealing the to mainstream...even a 6 year old can do it!
>>63623893
he'll be at 20 / 4 / 4 on 42% shooting by the end of the year
cap this, and he will have one more 40 point game
>>63623861
I know senpai they only play 3 more games until NEXT TUESDAY
gay shit
>>63623599
FUCK THIS IS HYPE LETS GO FAMILIA
>>63623876
does he have autism?
>>63623907
so he'll continue to be the most overrated chucker of all time?
>>63623861
Chill out bro. The NBA can't have 15 games every night. Some teams get 4 games in 5 nights, back2backs early in the season and some get it later.
>>63623876
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE
>>63623943
Reddit pls leave
>>63623943
>overrated chucker
Don't fall for the ESPN meme, he's legit #2 SG of all-time and it's not that close.
What I was saying is that he's going to realize he can't play every game, he will get more rest, shoot better and average out at 42%, right under his career average.
He just needs to stop shooting threes, it's killing his shot fg%.
>>63623985
>he's legit #2 SG of all-time and it's not that close.
Kek
>Tfw kobe said his back is killing him and he didnt even feel like walking
The ogre is near
>tfw you see your shitty mspaint OC get posted by someone else
Thanks bruhs
>>63623995
>>63620898
>>63624005
so who's #2?
>chose West or Wade
>be mentally retarded
pick two and only two
>>63622131
He's no joey bada$$ amirite? XD
>>>>>/reddit/>>>>>
>Scott Brooks, Mark Jackson and Thibs are out of a job
>meanwhile people like Mchale still coach in this league
why is the nba so unfair
Svg is winning coty
>>63624097
Coaching in the NBA means jack shit unless you are Greg Popovich with a master plan.
If you inherit a talented team then you get carried as a coach. Steve Kerr is out since the season started and the Warriors are still a good team under some scrub coach.
Also see: Mike Brown, Rick Spolster
After LeBeta left guess what happened to their teams? They sucked cock.
>>63624128
>Greg Popovich with a master plan
>gifting Lebron a free title
>>63623281
> earl
> not in charge of incoherent mumbling
It's like you enjoy being wrong
Reminder that derozan literally is wasting his career shitronto cantada
>>63624128
What about Carlisle, Stevens and Budenholzer? They're pretty good coaches with an actual system.
>>63624136
It was all part of his master plan. He was gathering information about the Heat. He downloaded them and then stomped them the next season.
All part of Greg Popovich's master plan
>>63624128
You do know the roster after LeBron left right?
>>63624156
>All part of Greg Popovich's master plan
>losing
>>63624136
>gifting Lebron a free title
That was part of his plan all along man. He wanted to have the worst choke in Finals history and then redeem himself by exposing the same team and having the largest point differential in Finals history. Hes just that fucking good that he plays with the league.
>>63624168
Still had Wade, Bosh, the best PG in the league Mario Chalmers and the core roster that stayed minus LeBron and Ray Allen
>>63624182
My bad I thought you meant Cleveland
Yall niggas aint got lives man? Go to sleep
>>63624128
Explain the improvement from Mark Jackson to Steve Kerr
If they kept Mark Jackson, Meme Curry would still be a meme player while Lebeta will have 3 championship.
>>63624199
Why are you up then?
>>63624117
>COTY
>5-5
>Barely beat Utah and Chicago at home
>Lost to every team in the state of California
>consecutively
>Play LeBron today
>>63624200
Steph Curry hit his prime along side Klay overachieving and Draymond Green becoming the best defender in the league. Minor additions to the roster also helped.
Brad Stevens already has coach of the year locked up desu senpai
>>63624199
>It's literally 11:32pm
>>63624200
>That flag
>>63624204
I woke up becausei had a nightmare so i got something to drink.
>>63624097
scott brooks and mark jackson are shit tier coaches>>63624128
>>63624199
nigga im editing video get yo grandma ass to sleep
>>63624250
>having nightmares
>as an adult
>not being up for real nigga hours
I spotted the reddit kid
>>63624218
Come on man give Kerr some props. He actually implemented a system unlike mark jackson whos system was pray to jesus and hope for the best. The reason warriors are 11-0 is because they have their system locked down like the spurs plus curry shooting lights out. Also they never get called for their moving screens.
>>63624199
>mfw i can't sleep past 7am
cats wanna eat
>Pelicans
>1-9
THEY WILL LOSE 50 (FIFTY) GAMES THIS YEAR
CAP IT.
>>63624199
I average like 4 hours of sleep a day I sleep 2 hours to and from work on the road
>>63624298
Lets not forget Kerr went super small ball in the fucking finals, a move very few coaches would dare to try.
Hes a madman essentially, and all madmen are geniuses.
>>63624313
don't need to cap because i already know the Pelicans suck. i feel bad for them though
>>63624334
Can you still cap it though? please
>>63624313
>>63624358
I don't think it'll happen, they have a lot of injuries to start the season, when the guys get healthy it'll get better
>>63624275
No, they are not.
In fact, i think Mark Jackson could have won the NBA title last year if he wasn't fired. Because it was a combination of luck, and the right moves by the Warriors organization.
>>63624367
you wanna get healthy? quit eating fat fuck
>>63624332
Im still not buying warriors small ball was the reason they won. Lets face it, Kyrie+Love being out was the real reason Warriors won.
>>63624389
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHY YOU MAD THO? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63624389
Also Spurs choking against the Cloppers
Cloppers eternally choking out of the 2nd round
OKC losing Durant
and the rest of the West is irrelevant
>>63624385
well at least Duncan's place as most expressive following a foul will be fulfilled by someone worthy
You guys remember when Lance was like our guy? Boy did he fall off hard.
I miss the hot nigga meme although that song is legit cursed because bobby shmurda is in jail and lance hadsnt been good since Indiana
>>63624358
all yours, friend
I genuinely don't understand why the Rockets suck so much. I'm not angry or upset so much as confused. The team is stacked with talent on paper, but basically everyone is playing terribly.
>>63624457
Because it's a bunch of individuals doing retarded shit.
It's a team sport and that team simply doesn't have "it"
>>63623651
No, Rockets fans have thought McHale sucked for years, but it was justified that he was willing to put up with Moreyball. It quieted down last season, especially when they reached the conference finals, but Rockets fans have never had confidence in him.
>>63624457
Harden legit cannot play basketball unless its one on one with contested shots. You leave him open and he fails
Its crazy how fast the western conference got so shit. Really the only true elite teams are Warriors and Spurs. I wanna say Clippers too but their bench is shit and dont see them getting it together this season. After those 3 teams everyone else is shit.
Why is Portland doing so poor so far this season? Is someone injured I didn't hear about?
>>63624467
Brewer, Lawson and Ariza are all shooting at 30%. Sorry, but that's not just team shit. Harden's shooting like shit too. The team's best shooters are the 38-year-old rotting corpse of JET, the rookie Harrell and Marcus "Veteran Minimum" Thornton (who, to give him a ton of credit, has been the best player on the team).
I'm still not panicking yet but it's weird as fuck.
>>63624539
Pretty much their entire team was gutted in the off-season. They're massively overachieving expectations.
>>63624539
Their goddamn entire team basically left over the season
>>63624552
>>63624556
So no more REALEST NIGGAS copy pasta?
>>63624577
Turns out the realest niggas in the NBA don't want to live in fucking Oregon.
>>63624590
Oregon is worse than the gingivitis you carry around in your mouth
>>63624590
I always thought the Northwest would be the ideal place to live in the US. The Northeast is cramped unless you move up to like Vermont or upstate NY and get buried by snow. Southeast is too fucking hot and humid (stuck in South Carolina right now), Midwest only has Colorado as a candidate and there you can't have a lawn cause you are too close to the sun, California is eww, and has no water.
>>63624539
Feel legit bad, especially with how LaMarcus left
nigga was eating senpai, hit all the buffets in a weekend
BRANDON KNIGHT BAAAABY
How the FUCK can John Wall ever recover from this?
Nintendo can't stop shitting on him hahaha
Just had a dream where Zach Lowe was interviewing Justin Bieber about Future's new mixtape
>>63624718
We still waiting senpai
>>63624763
Dude I had a similar dream like that. There was this rapper named Future and people actually thought he was good. Like not even a ruse or anything, people were enjoying his music. Glad it was only a dream though, I seriously dont expect people to be like that in real life.
can someone explain the john wall nintendo meme I'm out of the loop
>>63624959
Future > Joey
/Nba/ my name is Derrick
Felt like you should know
>>63624959
>he doesn't know
>>63624959
John Wall is sponsored by sony where they have gmes for their console and nintendo is butthurt
>>63624959
>he doesn't know
>>63624813
sorry mah nigga 10 minutes left, my upload speed is shit
>>63625135
All good
>>63625180
will be up here when its done, it'll be a minute before i can finish annotations
https://youtu.be/mGlj3ewswLo
>>63625207
kek OK mate try it again should be fixed
>>63624385
>tried the Kelly Olynyk Special and it failed
what a fraud
anon
From 8/10 to 10/10, how beautiful were the Grizzlies jerseys yesterday against OKC?
>>63625364
They make me wanna listen to some jazz whenever i see those jerseys
>>63625185
ahhaha thanks a lot man I'll have something up later
>>63625470
keep up that dank oc, its killer mate
Norbro gotta be happy with that Celtics win! And my Hornets fucked the Blazers so I am all good.
>>63621377
This nigga right here yo
>>63620559
Yeah, Boston already making noise. The east is more fun than the west right now. Norfaggot gonna be slurping ass tonight on this thread
>>63623666
>massive
>287lbs
>>63625185
did you set it on private?
>>63621365
Paul
Klay Thompson
Durant
AD
Gasol
>4chan
Wall
Westbrook
Kawhi
Duncan
Drummond
>Grantland
Andre Miller
Harden
Giannis
Channing Frye
Boogie
>tfw life has become so busy can't keep up with anything but glancing at box scores every few days
>>63625599
Quit your job
>>63621131
This nigga is mad as fuck kekd
>>63625593
YouTube did because I didn't have my account verified, and my video was longer than 20 minutes, so they made the video private until I made it unlisted again.
Should be fine now, quality is only passable still learning to use Camtasia
>>63623402
>He's coming home.
who the fucc up?
>>63625672
I wonder if black people know how dank their memes really are
when are people going to acknowledge sam hinkie is a fucking joke?
sixers are winless and show no signs of ever being good. his picks haven't panned out and he looks like arguably the worst gm of all time
>>63625716
when will you admit Joey is GOAT?
>tfw Celtics are on the right track this season
>Lakers are still failing hard
hahahahah
>>63625716
He's a ruthless genius with trades and cap space manipulation but his picks haven't panned out. Tbh that's mostly luck. If he got Russell the Sixers would be even worse. Kristaps would've been nice but that's hindsight talking.
>>63625751
None of that matters if you dont win
>>63625746
fuck! some mcdonalds nuggets with their bbq sauce sounds so fucking good rn
>>63625761
GMs make deals. If a deal is defensible today it doesn't suddenly become bad if it doesn't lead to a championship. The Lakers dealing for Dwight was a good move. The Hornets signing Lance was a good move. New Orleans getting Gentry was smart. There's too much luck and circumstance for results to be the only factor.
>>63625635
nope, still not working for me
Future Celtics
2015:2 first-round picks; 3 second-round picks
2016: 4 first-round picks; 4 second-round picks
2017: 1 first-round pick; 2 second-round picks
2018: 2 first-round picks; 1 second-round pick
2019: 2 first-round picks; 1 second-round pick
>>63625766
>mfw yesterday I had a medium pizza, a box of fries, 10 chicken bites, and a foot long panzoretti pizza
>mfw Hornets going to the playoffs
>>63625546
My nigga! I told ya'll niggas! The resurgence has begun! We wont win this year but the green is returning
>>63625796
there's a difference between trading for dwight howard and what the sixers are doing
lakers made the playoffs. sixers haven't looked like winning a game since last year
>>63623433
>Sprained ankle because of the the defender fouling
Yea that was Rose fault
is rose a bust?
>>63626031
No just injury prone. If he stayed healthy for one whole season then he'd be a beast
>>63626031
Not sure desu senpai
>>63625834
I'm sorry mate try using a proxy or something, I just tried it from my VPN and it seems to be working fine from my end
>>63626031
No, but he has health insurance
>>63625622
Of course! Why didn't I think of that! Oh wait. I have no one to support me in a NEET lifestyle.
Come home Steve Blake
Come home.
Soon.
>>63626198
/nba/ will support you m8
>first off i wanna thank god...
>>63625478
>2 and a half hours later
>Which NBA player has entered her chamber of secrets?
>>63625979
Life is good!
>>63626464
Kwame Brown mayne
>>63626485
Like you actually follow the Celtics nigga. You follow the Cavs or GSW nigga.
I haven't followed NBA in many many years, are Hornets any good? Did I pick a terrible team when I was a kid? Are they Charlotte or New Orleans now?
>>63626507
Hornets were moved to New Orleans. Then the NBA declared a new expansion team to go to Charlotte again. Hornets got their history and name back from New Orleans.
Charlotte isnt a top tier team but we making some noise, or at least, we are doing better this season after trading the cancer that is Stephenson. Playoff birth incoming bro. Join the nest!
LMAO rbl thinking theyre hot shit hahahahahaha
BTFO
>>63626547
>>63625892
nigga you are literally the ham-burglar
75-7
16-0
>>63626668
Yeahhhhhhh boi lets get it like Parker getting that teen pussy
/75-7&16-0/
>>63626668
>those toes
>those thicc legs
brehs...
>>63626668
is that "lily"?
>>63626875
Wew lad
>>63626501
As if I wanna see that hairline on the court
As if I wanna see that half-nigger on the court.
Bandwagoned Boston in 2008, haven't looked back. Nigga.
holy fuck lads, literally my new obsession
>which nba player has gonked her bambooza?
Will Westbrook break his career high vs the pelipals tomorrow?
Ever since chalmers got to memphis they have been a different team. Memphis is playing good team ball, good D and can finally hit the 3, spreading the floor for Z-bo and Gasol.
It's still early but memphis looks legit
>>63627069
>he thinks mario chalmers is gunna make them elite
Hahahahahahah
>>63626974
is this jenna marbles from barstool?
>>63627099
it's remy lacroix
how do the sixers keep getting better players yet still lose more games than the previous year
>>63627275
pic related
>>63627333
yeah but he can only do so much, he cant tell the coach what lineups to play and what sets to run
>>63627275
There are less outright shit teams now than there were 2 years ago. Pretty much just the Sixers, Lakers, Wolves, and Nets. Whereas half the East was tanking 2 years ago.
>>63627087
Well, for now he stops the bleeding and that is crucial for Memphis' playoffs ambitions.
>>63626668
go spurs go
>>63627087
>doubting NCAA Champion, 2x NBA Champion Almario Vernard Chalmers
GOTTA PROTECT
>>63627373
Truth. Also everbody else on the team has been playing better, he looks like he could start for them. I guess all that bullying from lebron paid off. Hes a perfect fit in Memphis
reminder
so wait a minute, are the suns legit or what?
and what in the actual fuck is going on with houston?
>>63627614
their star
>not clutch
>has door stopper pee pee
>c uckolded by a vegetable retard
>has a ball dominant alcoholic as his running mate
>shit bench
>shit 3
morey ball is probably the ugliest brand of ball to watch too
>>63620451
Of course we are. We raped them nigga, we rape! What punk ass team you follow homes? If it aint green, you aint in my scene nigga
>>63627639
>But wanna eat pussy
every time
>>63620783
MY MAN!
>>63627614
>Houston Rockets
>Coached by one of the greatest Celtics and 4's of all time
>Gave us Garnett when he was in Minnesota
Dont tell me my nigga McHale wouldn't do everything in his power to let the Celtics win against the franschise he personally keked in '86
is schröder better than teague?
>>63626974
Is there a porn star with a better waist to hip ratio?
>>63627733
Nah Teague is a top 10 pg
>>63627676
>We
>Literal who land
>>63627743
jynx maze is up there desu
>>63627751
Negro please
>>63627774
>We
>Literal who land
>>63627774
stop embarrassing my heritage with your shit posting
>>63627799
It just doesnt make any sense
>>63627799
leave him alone, he is not well.
>>63627813
Leave me alone Cavs fan
>>63627828
bruk mindre tid på internett, per erling.
>>63627854
Er du knicks fan, pjolter?
>>63627874
bulls, min neger.
What you guys getting on black friday?
Imma get 2k and some shoes
Is Danny Ainge the best GM in the NBA?
>>63627886
Vel, må si det kunne vært mye verre enn Bells
>>63627922
Yes,
I just watched a hornets game last night and noticed something, is Dell gone from commentating?
We all know about it, and we all see it. It's obvious. Nobody ever wants to admit it, but it's there.
People on this board hate Kobe Bryant.
The first question to ask: Why? Why do you all hate him? The obvious answer: you didn't watch him in his prime.
Likely explanation: I know that most of you are around 14 or 15 years old. That means you only got into basketball in the last couple years. So you never watched Mamba in his prime.
And because you didn't watch him in his prime, you try to compensate for that by diving into stat sheets and analyzing box scores. But here's the thing: basketball isn't played on Excel spreadsheets. The moment somebody brings up "true shooting percentage" or "win shares" I know they know nothing about basketball.
Kobe's game cannot be encapsulated by one stat. He's the second greatest SG ever, and one of the 5 best players to ever play the game.
So when I hear somebody say that LeBron James is better than Kobe Bryant, I laugh, because I know that anybody who watched Kobe in his prime wouldn't think that. Unlike you guys, I have watched basketball for a significant amount of time, so I know that Kobe is better.
You might be jealous of Kobe's five rings, or jealous of his status as the greatest scorer in NBA history, or whatever. Unless you're a Bulls fan who watched basketball in the 90s, or a Lakers fan who watched basketball in the 2000s, you don't know what real, cold-blooded, killer instinct, will-to-win basketball looks like.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
This board would make you think that Kobe isn't even a top 100 player ever.
So don't go spouting bullshit about players you didn't watch. Talk about your "greats" like LeBron James "The Best Player in the World™", but leave the Kobe talk to the adults. Fair?
>>63628254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFZkWIfFogs
>>63628254
>kobe in his prime
you mean after shaq carried him and before pau carried him? kobe shot like 40% in his prime, bro. that's shit
>>63628254
How new is this Pasta?
>>63620294
>beat the rockets
>legit
ok lol.
Cavs
Warriors
Spuds
Everyone else is 100% irrelevant
>>63628301
it's from reddit
>>63628486
How would you know that unless you were from Reddit?
Fucking cancer.
>>63628486
How the fuck do you read reddit? I went on there and was confused by the layout and said fuck this gay shit
>>63628293
>posted from my iPhone
kill yourself desu (to be honest
>>63628254
If Lebron ever had Shaq or Gasol he'd have six peated, Kobe was such a punk the Lakers lost the best thing they ever had as a result
>>63628562
Check these dubs faggot.
>>63628254
You do understand if you put curry or lebron on those good lakers teams theyd have won even more?
>>63628254
/NBA/ BTFO AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ITS ABUSE AT THIS POINT
RBL
B
L
>>63628562
>sixpeated
bro, if lebron was drafted by the lakers in 03, and shaw was drafted by em in 99, they would literally be going on a 13 peat
>>63628552
>android
welfare line is that way
>>63628594
How do you get out of bed with that much autism?
>>63628594
>curry
i'm sorry, only players with finals mvps are discussed in this general
Can someone explain this John Wall Nintendo thing to me?
>>63628630
IGGY IGGY IGGY IGGY IGGY IGGY
>>63628638
>He doesn't know
i'm done with this thread. you idiots act like you've never seen a basketball game before.
anything can happen on any given night. just because one team has ONE bad quarter doesn't automatically mean they're getting 'blown the fuck out' or whatever the fuck you idiots always spam. i suggest you go look up what that phrase means before you post it, you slack-jawed mongoloids.
There's still a WHOLE HALF left to play and miami has closed the gap down to single digits. you're telling me they're getting 'blown the fuck out'?
all of you idiots who do nothing but greentext one word and spam the entire thread ought to be permabanned from 4chan. just because you're anonymous doesn't give you free rain to be an asshole and shitpost.
i used to like coming here, but now all you guys do is hurl insults at one another without understanding what you're saying. this place has gone to hell. it's not the mods' or moot's fault, it's your own. you should be ashamed that THIS is what passes for intelligible conversation. and it's all under the guise of so-called 'banter', which is laughable.
peace. this is the last time i'll be posting in this vapid whirlpool of idiocy. have fun being edgy and shitposting over and over again about how miami sucks when deep down you wish you could migrate to here from your igloo or completely blackened-out basement.
dumbass /sp/
>>63628638
>he
>doesn't
>know
Wall > Westbrook > Paul >> The rest
Thunder win it all desu senpai
>>63628812
Westbrook > the rest m8
>>63628845
fuck off retard
billy donovan is not at all better than scott brooks
waiters and kanter are cancer
Wish there was a photoshopped picture of curry's face with beams of light coming out of his eyes like this.
>>63628869
>Westbrook scores back to back buckets
>Runs back down court literally having to guard Mike Conley and Lee by himself
>Westbrook intercepts a pass and scores making the game close again
>Still having to guard two people while Kanter and Waiters watch
How much longer is durant out?
>>63630001
the season desu
>>63620796
>ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
what the fuck is this
kekry/livingston/barbosa
thompson/iguodala
durant/barnes
green/lee
bogut/ezeli
VS
westbrook/rose
butler/hinrich
mcdermott/dunleavy/snell
davis/mirotic/taj
pau/noah
>WHO THE FUCK WINS?!?!?!
>>63627922
Who else?
>>63630066
The Bulls with Davis and Westbrick would destroy that team.
Westbrook > Curry
Butler > Thompson
Durant > any of those guys
Davis >>>>>>> Green
Gasol > Bogut
>>63630066
>Dat westbrook butler backcourt on defense
You talk about wreaking havoc
>>63630161
Curry and Klay would get absolutely BTFO
The more I think about it, the more I realize Westbrook and Butler would be a fucking sick backcourt.
How is Durant elite when he can't stay healthy? Are the Thunder even making the playoffs this year?
>>63630319
Well, the West looks awful right now, so they probably will. But the Thunder really don't look very good aside from Westbrook and Durant when he's playing.
Is Dwayne Wade elite?
>>63631270
why does this picture turn me on desu senpai
>>63631395
taylor swift kucking gabrielle union?
>>63631600
y-yeah for s-sure
holy shit i was banned on /v/ for a week and didnt even know it
Would your team be better with D Wade playing for them assuming he takes the vet minimum? How about Kobr?
>>63631748
What did you do
>>63631719
you like that? you like wade fucking other bitches on his waifu?
>tfw pretty sure I just got friend-zoned
>>63632541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFZkWIfFogs
>>63632541
are you the guy that kept posting about that girl you're looking at? stay high and watch hoops my tfwnogf meter is off the charts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGp-bDvpavY
>best bigman in the game
>all he does are jumpshots and dunks, no post game whatsoever
The NBA is literally dead
>>63632541
>Ask girl name
>she says her name
>Ask her why is her nametag saying different
>She replies with "So people don't bother me on facebook"
>mfw I took that as diss for some reason
>Tell her I just wanted to know because you're very pretty
>She blushes and I leave
extremely weird for me
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT THE WARRIORS START THEIR RUN THROUGH THE RBL GAUNTLET
PREPARE FOR YOUR FIRST LOSS. WE OUTCHEA.
New bread yo
>>63635979
>>63635979
>>63635979
Kevin Mchale is the worst coach in the league. They have so much talent on the team and should by all regards be a top 3 team in the league. The problem is all the talent is wasted because McHale literally doesn't run plays. Their plays are "pass the ball around the perimeter until someone finally decides to strike the basket or take a 3. The offense only has one person moving at a time. They have no chance of beating teams like the Warriors or Spurs who actually play proper basketball.
>>63636182
80 posts early are you fucking retarded
>>63635979
New bread
>>63626335
kek there you go mate, trust me, the process gets faster the more you do it
>>63624298
>mark jackson whos system was pray to jesus and hope for the best.
This so much. Glad that salty nigga is gone.
White coaches are master race
>>63624298
>Also they never get called for their moving screens.
Eat a dick Bogut
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