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>mad at a sandwich
>>63615596
The oilers. Discuss
Nucks @ Habs
>>63615612
>>63615612
>>63615612
DUDE
Connor McDavid
Jaromir Jagr
Zdeno Chara
>>63615611
KIWI
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W
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>>63615647
Jagr is growing a mullet so his magic can carry the Panthers to the playoff finals for the first time in 20 years.
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>>63615661
I'm glad there aren't pictures of that
Ducks at canes just started and again Andersen isn't in the goal....
>>63615647
no meme-hair no Stanley Cups
>>63615623
McBasedgod sounded pretty upbeat today. He's doing light exercise. He's a youngun, his bones will heal.
I'd love for the oil to pick up Fowler from the ducks, find a way to ditch Gryba, maybe another defender.
Yak is worthless without mcdavid-senpai noticing him. I'd consider trading him but i dont know what kind of value the oilers would get. And when Mcmeme is back he's going to light up.
Pouliot looked good. Ebs looked good. Reichsaitl/Hall are playing fucking amazingly. Hopefully RNH will be good by next game.
Klink and Korpi are still hurt. Fuck, this team got annihilated by injuries.
Went to a meme game at the weekend lads
8-8 it was by the end of the 3rd
>>63615750
Trade Yak and RNH for some top 2 defense then the oilels would have a chance in the playoffs.
>>63615723
Is this meme hair?
>>63615782
it's a meme country
>>63615715
>>63615782
I 'm sorry, that is not the definition of memehair.
Watching OHL vs. Russia, Russia had a 5 on 3 pp, never saw a pp played with two men behind the net. Interesting. They scored too.
>>63615633
he has a dank mustache going on
>>63615798
Finland or Merica'
>>63615750
hows reinhart doing
will you get something out of him?
>>63615819
Finland
>>63615827
>>63615827
>>63615827
>>63615827
>>63615827
BOLTS PANTEHRS
>>63615828
He's shit. Zero puck skills means he can't hold the puck at the blue line and can't get it out of his zone
>>63615780
For what it's worth I also think that sekera played well.
Maybe klink, letestu and a pick for a veteran d-man and a right shooting winger? Christ I don't know.
>>63615810
Well he did win the cup and got his number retired. So your previous statement is false.
>>63615828
He's slow to begin with but then add in a broken foot and he's an absolute pylon. When he was healthy he was shutting down cycles left and right and clearing creases. He's been pretty good all things considered. That being said I hope they sit him till he's fully healthy because he's clearly playing with one good wheel.
>bolts panthers has a game thread
>ducks canes doesnt
ayyyy
>>63615846
I wasn't really impressed with pakarinen.
>>63615847
no it's not
Is there someone named COle in the OHL, did I hear his name correctly? Playing center I think.
>>63615915
You literally just said he didn't have meme hair and won the cup
>when jagr retires in 8 years they won't retire his number but the league will retire mullets
feels bad man
>>63615846
All I see is RNH for maybe M.Staal IMO
>>63615930
Dal Colle. What's your point?
>>63615958
What point?! I am just asking! He took a nice initiative.
>>63615948
>RNH for maybe M.Staal
Oilers are getting bent over there. Staal is shit, old and signed to a garbage contract
>>63615596
Holy shit tornados all around me. Go Stars btw.
>>63615958
Dal Colle is left wing.
>>63615964
I thought you were making some kind of connection between his name and playing in the OHL
>>63615750
You will never take babyface fowler you shit
>>63615948
grim.
Also
>>63615900
agree. Also he's 21. he has good awareness and good reach. Definitely need another 28-31 year old who's seasoned. Doesn't even need to be a big fucker. 6'2 would be fine.
I think Gryba needs to find a new home though. Christ.
>>63616000
5 limited edition foil pepes, a second round pick, and an isis suicide bomber.
Problem Toronto?
>>63615983
oh no, he just went in for the goal but in the end decided to pass behind.
Tabarnack de coliss d'ostie d'siboire du saint criss de pouriture du coliss.
Ça la tu sais tu ces quoi? Les ptite criss de connasse ak leur telephone. Sa spit d'la marde comme si sa savais de quoi sa parlais, sa vote pour des mémé, seurieux j'veux que Putin la coupe la sacrament d'internet.
>br00ns
Detroit vs. Ottawa gamethread!
>>63616086
>>63616086
>"The good news is it (jnjury) was only a bone and not a torn labrum or separated shoulder. I did upper body today. It feels good." McDavid
Did you do upper body today hockey? Or are you a fucking pussy?
>>63615966
He's solid top 2. Rags could retain salary if oilels throw in some worthless shit.
>>63615915
Start tripping so I can filter your faggot ass
>>63615711
Do you think they found their stride
>>63616120
it seems to me you are the one who started tripping
>>63616040
oilfaggot here
tfw ten million dollar tickets
just kill me
>>63616101
He's not worth a 22 year old all situations centre over the past couple years on an offensively inept team. His contract is shit, he's a defence partner babby and his injury history does not predict a rosy future as he passes 30
>>63616096
every day of my job is upper body :(
>>63616076
Christ i love quebec. <333333333333333333333
>>63616190
Did you get your keg lifting degree too?
>>63616205
all jokes aside I actually did have to pass a physical exam
>>63616193
post Quebecois music pls
listened to so far:
La Reve du Diable
Les Cowboy Fringants
La Volé d'castors
La Bottine Souriante
>>63616190
keep on keeping on.
>>63616224
I had to pass a physical exam for a desk job at a pharmaceutical company because I was incharge of some people in the warehouse
>>63616250
thats pretty funny, corporate policy is ridiculous
Work at a game store, found this under some guitar hero controllers
>>63616184
What if instead of RNH, it's Yakubust. Also hear the big buff is on the block and his contract is up next year.
>>63616276
did not have to pass a physical exam for the job tho
>>63616276
OH! ELLIN
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WHAT CAN I DO
>>63616276
Relocate to Winnipeg
>>63616276
That's a rare box art you got there.
>>63616276
I had that game for PC.
My Dynasty Mode team was the Las Vegas Dice (relocated Columbus). In our first year we went 82-0 and 16-1 on route to the Cup.
Mike Peca was a 80 goal scorer.
>>63616263
was pretty cool. pretty sure I was on government watch lists because the warehouse had all sorts of deadly diseases in it. I wasn't allowed to have some types of pets because we had bird flu stored and shit
>>63616232
im not quebecois i just really like em as a culture and my heart would be broken if they left our country.
>>63616276
mail it to me I still have my ps2 tucked away somewhere. I have the extenders so we can play 4 player. when I go to my parents house I'm gonna look for all my old /hoc/ games
Who could he possibly have in mind?
>>63615948
>rags
>trading a #1 centre for a slow and old defender
classic oilels
>>63616292
Yakupov wouldn't be fair to the >rags desu. Byfuglien doesn't strike me as the type to age well which is important since he is no doubt going to want 7 years at $6M or more. Buff has enough problems with conditioning now, when he gets older it's likely he falls off a cliff.
>>63616367
Martin Jones and Ben Scrivens
>>63616367
Himself and Lundshit and every backup he's kicked out of LA
>>63616393
I just remembered that Sutter ratted Scrivens out on having an orange stick knob
>>63616473
GOAT play
>>63616276
Same guy, found this too
Is that Luongo on the cover or some other florida Goalie?
>mfw someone refers to hockey as """"""""""ice hockey""""""""""""
>>63616372
Then don't sign him, Nurse should be ready by then.
>>63616528
That's the Panthers best goalie before Luo came to the south.
>>63616276
Nice found! Has the same game with same cover! 20 season Dynasty Mode was epic.
also best soundtrack ever
OH ELLIN, WHAT CAN I DO!
>>63616276
Shit, that's actually interesting.
>>63616528
That's Vanbiesbrouck
>>63616561
What's the point of the Oilers going for a rental? Contenders will be willing to pony up more of the kind of assets the jest will want for him
>>63616564
looked up the music video and now I can go to bed happily
really loved GOB back then
>>63616333
>16-1
Nice job Brady
>>63616607
Oilels need a top 2 defence man and they ain't getting one without dumping one of their magical number 1's. Depend on the cap the Oilels have, they could sign him and in turn ship him off for a pick or two.
I have made a calculation. Looking at the colors of the teams logos, where the teams are right now in the league teable and working out an average for different colors.
1. Green: 8.5
2. Blue: 14.928
3. Red: 15
4. Yellow: 15.363
5. White: 15.857
6. Black: 17.615
7. Orange: 18.4
what is mad at a sandwich referring to?
>>63616692
>that Filenae
>high quality post
You're aright.
>>63616646
Skate Punk was good back then
Well still is
>>63616686
And no one is trading a decent top pair defenceman in the middle of the season for less than a king's ransom. They need to wait until the draft when some GM decides they want to be this year's absolute mad man and shake up their team. That's the only way to operate. This year is lost already, don't throw good money after bad.
>>63616692
Wait, does teal count as green or blue?
>>63615817
He looks like a fucking faggot
>>63616826
Hey show some fucking respect
>>63616778
So the Oilels are going to tank again for who? Matthews? They don't need another forward.
>>63616826
>this mad
>a fucking meme
>>63616861
If they get a top pick then they can use that as trade bait. NHL teams don't make major trades midseason. You aren't finding a long term solution in January. The draft is a time when all teams have evaluated the results of their season and are looking to adjust accordingly. That combined with everyone being in one room makes trades easier to pull off.
>>63616708
You haven't heard? We're the Sandwich police here in /hoc/
>>63616737
Thanks m8
>>63616788
Wasn't sure what to do about it. Thought about leaving it out, but ended up putting it under green. But yes, that is a problem with the calculation
>>63616892
Not mad, I just think he looks like he'd play lead semen slurper in a twink adult film.
>>63616959
Knowing the Oilels record, you know that ain't happened. I can see it already. Another rookie wasted.
>>63616528
>>63616276
maybe someone is secretly your admirer OR you could be stealing one of your coworkers' games.
>>63617028
Chiarelli traded the 16th for a pylon instead of drafting Barzal. IMO the pick is gone if it is anything but 2nd overall.
>>63617007
Keep your faggot fantasies to yourself faggot.
>>63617058
its not gay unless they hold hands
Go Yotes go!
>>63616413
>athletic goalies rely on pad size
not a fan of quick but he's not a pad size offender
What do you guys think of my sandwich from a couple nights ago?
>>63617158
10/10 because time stamp dog
>>63617055
That wasn't their pick originally though.
Guess we'll see at the draft day.
>>63617158
why didnt you get the gobbler faggot
>>63616708
Flyover states mad at publix
>>63617282
I got
>turkey
>bacon
>extra provolone
>lettuce
>tomato
>mayo
>spicy mustard
>>63617158
not a huge fan of tomatoes but other than that it doesn't look bad
>>63617328
but the gobbler's only there a few more days mang gotta get that cranberry sauce mashed taters and gravy
>>63617055
Yeah because the Oilelz would rather another skilled forward over a shutdown defender
LELMAO
>>63617400
>Dude offense lmao
>>63617455
>disliking mayo
>>63617455
what are you black or something
>habs exposed
glad that meme is over
who /starsrangers/ scf here?
>>63616473
You can't have an orange knob? There are color stipulations on stick tape?
What possible advantage?
>this lack of game threads
Is /hoc/ dead?
>>63617534
>asks if someone is black
>on the hockey thread on an anonymous anime image board
>>63617632
only niggers dont like mayo
>>63617616
just a bunch of teams playing today with 0 fans and 0 chance at a cup
>offense wins championships
>>63617616
>6 games
>4 gamethreads
stinky smelly beaners dont have fans
>>63617313
Tampon Gay still butthurt over getting blown out in the finals they post about mediocre sandwiches like anyone here even cares.
>>63617588
the only thing I can think of is that a small black knob could look like a puck and possibly make it hard for the refs in some situations so I guess they just made white mandatory
Leastern on suicide watch
>no Jets game thread
>5 game losing streak
>already 2-0
>Buff scores while I'm typing this
I still love my Jets. Wish we had a stronger presence on /sp/ though.
>>63618003
>Rapist, injury prone, cocaine user
>Party boy, Cocaine user, injury prone
>Meme power forward, cocaine user
>Literally who Benn & Seguin Babby
>Party boy, Cocaine user, injury prone
>American, enough said
>2nd best player from his town, literally worked at timmies because he couldnt find employment meme
>losing a 2 goal lead in 30 seconds
>Bloos
>Little scores seconds later
Proof that posting love for your team on /sp/ actually makes a difference.
>>63618120
>Tripfagging
>Anime posting
This is why I'm ashamed to be a Jets fan
>>63617764
>literally mad
>at a fucking sandwich
>>63618120
>try to post love for the Cats
>get shit on
>>63618150
>complaining about anime on an anime website
My Jets folder is still a work in progress.
>>63618150
>literally mad at a loli
>>63618202
Kek I remember the Sun having a field day with that one
>>63618109
>these are the guys stomping the leastern conference
>>63618202
lmao is that why E. Kane left Winnipeg? Ran out of restaurants to dine and dash at?
What a slunt.
Winnipeg give me my team back.
>>63618279
>>63618235
>>63618202
Kane never did that those are lies
>>63618338
people only said this cause they rayciss
he dindu nuffin
hes a good boy
>>63618338
He ain't Dany "All-star" Heatley senpai
leastern conference's meme dmen on suicide watch
>>63618279
Honestly the city has hated him for a long time. There were also stories about him going into grocery stores and taking things and just walking out the door without paying. You can't act like that much of a rock star in Winnipeg, we'll turn on you fast.
If you ever hear people complaining about Winnipeg being a shitty place (musicians for example, Henry Rollins, Louis CK, etc) it's usually because we don't respond well to people who act like big shots
>>63618338
Where there's smoke there's fire, anon. You think a bunch of servers just made up those stories for attention? On the other hand, do you think any Winnipeg restaurant owner would openly accuse him of that, even if he did it, at the risk of losing out on the huge hockey market?
Kane went around eating at places and not paying because he thought he was doing them a favour by just being there. It's exactly the kind of attitude that made everyone hate him so much.
I realize there are different versions of these stories but I know which one I believe more. Only one side of it has anything to gain from lying about what happened.
>>63618357
It's true though he literally did literally nothing wrong.
>Canes playing the Ducks goal song after a Ducks goal
Interesting.
Ducks weeeen
>>63618408
lmao look at this faggot
>>63618408
tl;dr
>just watched the canes lose from center ice first row
What did u do today /hoc/?
>>63618109
>leastern conference is so weak it can't outscore cokeheads
>>63618842
I watched hockey but couldn't see the puck.
Do I need to buy a bigger tv lads?
>>63618873
Become newtype
>>63618842
pined over a woman
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>63618842
Reading Dany's twitter.
>>63618873
Watch it on Fox for the glowpuck.
>>63618856
>Beastern Conference has such good goaltending that they don't score as much as the Worstern Conference scrubs
>>63618925
>glowpuck
That was based back then
>>63618962
West has more shutouts and a better head to head record against the >least
>>63616276
IT'S STUPID CONTAGIOUS TO BE BROKE AND FAMOUS CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE US FROM PUNK ROCK 101
Also GG Yotes.
>>63618873
Lmao look at that fuckin monkey
is anyone else having trouble uploading webms and larger images? ever since that weaboo cunt took over i can't upload shit without it taking a lifetime or captcha trying to fuck me
>getting swept in the publixbowl
Why are the Lightnings so bad?
>>63619298
>>63619298
Because Stamkos is a winger masquerading as a center
>>63619234
Buy a 4chan pass.
>double up your opponents shots
>can't score
>lose on a shit goal
Fuck this season
JUST
>>63619360
How does he keep his balance like that?
I'm a human and I can't hold a handstand like that.
>>63619360
lel
fucking anglos, if they can't practice eugenics on humans they practice it at animals.
>>63619360
>tfw a dog can pee more than me
>tfw you will never be as comfy as this clip art pig
>assblasted tampon gay fans
>>63619532
Even know if they almost won the cup last year I'm not upset because I'm used to living with the disappointment of Tampa sports.
>1-0
scoring is fine guys
>>63619573
Even though*
>phone posters
ree 2bh
>>63619532
>>63619595
39-19
>Oilel fans wanting to trade RNH for M. Staal earlier
I see the fanbase is just as retarded as the management.
>>63619660
How good is RNH? Is he worth that 6 mil?
>>63619705
I hate the Oilels but RNH is a pretty good player. Lesser quality than some of the other first overalls playing right now but still a legit 2nd line center on plenty of teams. He does produce enough for the price tag, even if he is a glassman.
Wanting to trade him makes some sense but bringing up Marc Staal shows that the Oilels fanbase are very much getting the shit team they deserve. Some of them on twitter even have a hashtag for it, #OFDTO - Oilers Fans Deserve the Oilers kek
>>63619705
every penny senpai I don't think that other guy was a real soiler fan, just saying what they "thought" rnh could pull.
he's the closest thing to a solid two way forward we have short of leon "einsatzkommando" Reichsaitl (who will develop into a hockey obersturmbannfuhrer in 3 years). Ebersmug has had one or two encouraging defensive breakups.
He's got good reach and good awareness, and he plays hard. Not Taylor Hall "suicide is painless" hard, but he still puts it in.
I wouldn't trade rnh. rather the packages I put up earlier in the thread. We need a veteran defenseman to mentor Nurse.
(also that feel when Griffin isn't playing like the Teutonic Knight he should be. Heal up you fuck.)
>Connor McDavid
>>63619839
>you could be watching tons more elite goals but it's more important to meme
remain cvcked
>>63619705
He does everything, there's a reason why he's second among forwards in TOI.
>>63619776
>even if he is a glassman.
He's been fine since he got surgery. 173/180 games since he came back. The problem was the Oilers being retarded about shoulder injuries.
>Wanting to trade him makes some sense but bringing up Marc Staal shows that the Oilels fanbase are very much getting the shit team they deserve. Some of them on twitter even have a hashtag for it, #OFDTO - Oilers Fans Deserve the Oilers kek
The casual Oiler fan is really myopic. They have no clue about anything in the NHL outside of Edmonton so they have no clue which players are good and rely on memes to create fake trades. That guy from earlier is either a good troll or a perfect example of a casual.
>>63619827
Memes aside, McDavid was actually showing a quality 2 way game before he got hurt. He got hurt on the PK after all.
Hongcouver blew a 3-0 lead? And nobody is saying anything?
>>63619945
>cantpucks
Am i doing it right?
>>63619945
Is anyone surprised?
>>63618279
he got bullied the fuck out by Byfuglien
>>63619945
>Canadian teams
>relevant
>>63619944
>mcmeme showing 2 way game
Yeah agree 100%. he was really showing footspeed back into the defensive end and aggressive backchecking once he got there. Memes aside when he gets back onto the team he's still going to be very good because of his sense/awareness. He was never a power shooter or monster on the boards, and his brain hasn't been damaged. After seeing his press today, he looked very confident and cheerful, taking everything in stride. I don't really think that the injury is going to hold him back too much. He's still going to have good hands, great leg agility, and good vision.
I just didn't count him in my current (shitty) appraisal because he's not around right now.
VANCOUVER IN CHARGE OF HOLDING A LEAD
LMAO
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>canukek
c'est si beau :3
>>63620041
I don't like Kane, but I also especially don't like Byfuglien. I think I'm just racist.
But Subban is all right. Duclair is awesome.
>this road trip
What a crock of shit
>>63620151
What'd you think about Grant Fuhr of George Laraque?
When is the Central so based /hoc?
>>63619705
He doesn't drive the net like Taylor "gotta go fast" Hall but is fast in his own right. Elite hands offensively and defensively, his biggest knock against him was his size but even now he's bulked up, now the biggest knock is that he plays for the Oilers. He's worth every shekel.
>>63620182
Lord almighty I know that feel.
>>63620224
Fuhr is #based
Laraque is all right I guess, although I'm not a fan of his politics.
>>63616040
This is why i love being a panther fan!
>>63620138
why does it say butt when they score a goal?
>>63620305
Hall drives to the net like he's going to die on the way, he is WITNESS
>>63620478
Because they are shitting on the opposition. Also grils are encouraged to show their butts when a goal is scored
>no late games tonight
>only one tomorrow
they shouldn't let west coast teams go on the road at the same time
this faggot has watched one game all year and he's trying to tell me the flyers are good. is this what its like to be a hockey fan in canada where you get retarded casuals talking like they know?
its like talking to a fat person about football
>>63620624
Yep
i like hockey
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>63620646
that sucks. at least you can find places online to talk about it with americans because everything nfl here just gets so flooded with retards and spammers there's no point
>>63620528
Taylor "Kill em all" Hall
>>63620739
>How bout dem Maple Leafs
WOOOOOOOOO PLAYOFFS
>But they're currently last
MIKE BABCOCK
>>63620799
DUDE NYLANDER
>he unironically believed the Jest were elite
>he unironically thought the Jest could make it out of the Central alive
Do you see? This is what happens when you meme too hard.
>>63620226
>those chompers
Could eat corn through a picket fence
>>63617539
>Exposed
>>63617539
>Dallas hockey knowledge
>I dont think the kings will win the cup again this even year
What went wrong?
Are Sunbelt plebs BTFO?
>>63620980
Why? Because of voynov?
>>63621055
I'm too autistic to be btfo
>>63620980
Why not? They seem pretty good rn desu
Ducks finally get their first definitive win of the season...and it's against the canes...be lucky if they make playoffs this year?
>>63621346
I'ts possible if they are less than 4 points out at murrican thanksgiving. It still requires them to get their shit together and have no foul ups.
Are the Habs Elite now?
>>63621491
Yeah, actually.
>>63621491
>Beat the cantcups
Pick on a real team
>>63621429
Which is exactly what they're known not to do...
>>63621491
>surrendering 3/4 points to the >cantpucks
>>63621617
>getting the W
http://m.bradfordexchange.ca/products/113952001_vancouver-canucks-mens-ring.html
LELMAO
>>63621346
Well they're 5-2-3 in their last 10 which isn't horrible, it's a bit disconcerting for them that they already have half the loses they did after 50 games last season though. Having the worst offense in the league isn't helping them much right now either. This road trip will be crucial.
>>63621717
>the only ring they will ever get
>tampon gay
>>63621717
>the legendary Vancouver Canucks
>legendary
Larkin is the next Toews tbqh
His hockey IQ is genius level
>2013
>Anderson is a fucking shitty goalie
>Lehner clearly outplaying him
>muh number 1
>Lehner falls to irrelevancy
>2015
>Anderson is a fucking shitty goalie
>memeburglar clearly outplaying him
>muh number 1
>???
It's going to happen again isn't it? Team fucking cancer
>>63621717
Does it come with a make believe parade too?
>>63622054
Who is Larkin?
>>63622054
He's meat and more meat kinda player
>>63621937
MAD AT SANDWICHES
AD AT SANDWICHES
D AT SANDWICHES
AT SANDWICHES
T SANDWICHES
SANDWICHES
ANDWICHES
NDWICHES
DWICHES
WICHES
ICHES
CHES
HES
ES
S
>>63622107
the next Toews, I already said it dipshit
>Game 7 of Stanley Cup Finals
>In the third row
>Favorite team leads by 1 with 45 minutes left in the game
>Both goalies get injured
>Panic as they try to find a goaltender
>There's literally no one
>Yell put me in coach!
>They have no other options so they pick you
>You stop 50 out 50 shots, there's 18 seconds left on the clock
>You let in a softy
>It's okay, they'll just win it in overtime
>There's 10 seconds left on the clock
>You think there's a penalty being called so you run to the bench
>There's no penalty
>They walk in a score
What's your NHL dream?
Larkin = Toews
McDavid = Crosby
Eichel = ?
>>63622212
Joe Thornton
>>63622188
Suite meem
>>63622212
Bust
>>63622284
thats a lot of cum
>>63622212
Larkin = garbage that will regress
>vaughncouver
>>63622170
>American hockey knowledge
>>63622212
Patrik Stephan
>>63620226
Sauce?!
>you will never feel this comfy
>>63622396
Obviously you have not watched him play
HOLY SHIT
THE OILERS ARE ONCE AGAIN THE WORST TEAM IN THE NHL
HOW CAN ONE TEAM SUCK SO MUCH DICK FOR SO LONG
>>63622448
What did I get wrong, Canada?
Remember when Jonathan Drouin and Bo Horvat tryharded all preseason to trick everyone into thinking they were good?
Drouin over Jones. My fucking sides.
>>63622655
White bois, when will they learn?
>>63622553
The curse of Craig MacManslaughters roadkill
>>63622597
Goalies can't cross the red line.
>>63622655
drouin should have been in the fucking minors like the rest of the bolts' rookies had been
>>63622711
Uhh, sure they can, just not with the puck. Or did you forget about the whole extra attacker thing that happens a half-dozen times a game?
>>63622711
>Goalies can't cross the red line.
With the puck
What are you even talking about m8. Don't try to crush my dream with this drivel.
>>63622550
He's probably the flukiest player in the league, almost all his goals are goals that NHL goalies rarely let in. He will regress.
Let's review how the top 10 draft picks of the 2013 draft are doing, without using their names
1. Center, 1.12 ppg
2. Center, 0.75 ppg
3. Winger, 0.43 ppg
4. Defenceman, 0.63 ppg
5. Center, 0.11 ppg
6. Center, 0.68 ppg
7. Defenceman, 0.44 ppg
8. Defenceman, 0.65 ppg
9. Center, 0.32 ppg
10. Winger, 0.19 ppg
JUST
>>63622396
larkin is p good. a lot of these youngsters are playing VERY well.
Senpai desu I just wanna see exciting hockey and i love watching these young guns tear shit up knowing they're going to only improve.
>>63622743
>>63622744
This >American Hockey Knowledge turned into >Canadian Reading Comprehension
I thought his post was saying he walks in and scores not that he gets scored on
>His fantasy is getting keked in the finals
HONGCOUVER tier
>>63622749
he gets in position to score those goals cause he is such a good skater
>>63622765
Do you know how to math?
Are the Devils elite?
>>63622867
larks is a pretty sneaky guy with a good eye for defensive gaps.
>>63615800
is he natty?
>>63622765
Based Big Mac
>>63616276
Aww yee.
I still have my pc box with original offensive Heatley box art.
>>63622903
Clearly not
>>63622903
That's a peak natural physique. Anyone bigger is on roids.
>>63616528
Based fucking Beezer.
>>63622882
Yes
>>63622765
>Corey Schneider was traded for #9
>>63622867
>>63622749
Zetterbeard Babby
yfw the perds win the presidents cup
>>63623022
Why this rachet ass nigga got a bruins hat
Barclays wasn't all that bad.
Thanks for reading my blog.
>>63623026
he is a UCLA alum
>>63623028
>no car in pic
Anybody else hate hockey?
>>63623055
I don't like hipsters but she is a QD
>>63623079
Just have a pubsub m8, it will all be better soon.
>>63623088
islels are the best
>>63623101
BREH
I want to lick her awful thigh tats.
>>63623101
>meaningless tattoos covering her entire body
>Isles fan
OFFICIAL Canadian Team Rankings
>1. Habs
>2. Leafs
>3. Snes
>4. C ucks
>5. Jest
>6. Flams
>7. Oilels
discuss
>>63623055
>you will never sat in one of those cars and watch a hockey game
>>63622212
lemieux
Who is better, Sebastian Aho or Sebastian Aho?
>>63622765
>3. Winger, 0.43 ppg
>5. Center, 0.11 ppg
B U S T S
U
S
T
S
>>63619532
Just watched the game, pretty fucking assblasted
>>63623022
No matter how good I just don't see a central team winning the central
>>63622765
is that how many points per game in their respective junior teams? obviously any top pick who made the jump to the nhl will have a lower ppg than if they still played in an inferior canadian league.
>>63623254
they are literally all in the NHL right now, casual
>>63623250
Presidents durrr
>>63622470
But where is the Finn? All I see is a chinkouverite
>>63623124
Accurate
>>63623250
>>63623273
Not happening cause no easy points in the central
Leastern babbies like the hasbeens and rags get to farm on shit teams
Just got unbanned for posting a meme three days ago. I just wanted to ask you guys what the percentage of the Leafs making the playoffs this year is. They look good, and quite literally were in a stretch of badluck. Now they are able to compete with the top 5 in the league (they beat Dallas, destroyed Dallas, and almost beat Montreal).
Thank you.
>>63623390
>banned for posting memes
wew lad
>>63623390
>laffs
>>63623268
misread it as 2015
>yfw delicious tartar sauce
>>63622765
>The city of Bo Horvat
stringrays are cute!
Name a team and i'll project their roster for 2016-17
first reply only
>>63623464
yee senpai, i visited discovery cove in florida and patted one of those slimy niggas on the head, his wingspan was like the size of my body
>>63623557
rip crocodile dundee
>connor mcmeme has a 36.4 faceoff percentage
should they move him to wing? he's the 3rd worst rookie center when it comes to faceoffs.
>>63623569
;_;7
>>63623575
FORWARDS (12)
Rightwing: L. Eriksson ($5,000,000) - J. Skinner ($5,725,000) - B. Smith ($1,750,000) - M. Brown ($1,000,000)
Centre: V. Rask ($3,454,755) - E. Lindholm ($2,700,000) - R. Nash ($1,500,000) - J. McClement ($1,200,000)
Leftwing: J. Staal ($6,000,000) - A. Nestrasil ($912,500) - P. Di Giuseppe ($817,500) - B. McGinn ($811,667)
DEFENSE (8)
Right: J. Faulk ($4,833,333) - D. Byfuglien ($6,450,000) - R. Murphy ($1,200,000) - R. McKeown ($775,833)
Left: R. Hainsey ($2,833,333) - N. Hanifin ($925,000) - H. Fleury ($894,167) - M. Jordan ($900,000)
GOALTENDER (2)
E. Lack ($2,750,000) - J. Reimer ($2,500,000)
AHL BURIED
B. Pesce ($0)
BUYOUTS
B. Stuart ($1,200,000) - A. Semin ($0)
DETAILS
Roster Size: 22
NHL Salary Cap: $$71,400,000
Bonuses: $940,000
Cap Hit: $58,466,421
>>63623620
...what happened to pesce
>>63623575
Fuck you canes
Why did you have to literally kek us in '06 with Doug Weight on your team...
>>63623638
Sent to AHL.
Also the Brad Stuart buyout is swapping Wiz to COL. Redundant with Buff signing and it's less money for Karmanos to pay whilst COL benefits from an upgrade on the blueline.
>>63623655
>us
>Game 7
Nobody expected the Oilers to make the playoffs let alone a magical cup run BTFOing top seed after top seed. Literally the most meme finals ever and it would have been an even bigger meme if Roloson never got injured.
>>63623684
good lord thats a big honker
>>63623684
I still wanted >our meme cup.
Roloson is a God.
>>63623763
always thought that was vollyball desu
>>63623711
what sport is that
>>63623764
>5 dynasty cups
>1 meme cup
would be pretty coll desu
>>63623792
>no gretsky
>not even in the same decade as the other cups
>dynasty
>>63623783
webm>gif
>>63623801
>oolers
>not a dynasty
oh im laffin
>>63623776
>>63623819
>not homan
just gotta post 3 more. theyre unnamed and I gotta see them to come up with names
>>63623801
Ready to get meme'd on?
>>63623851
you have bad taste
>>63623826
>Dallas Eakins died for this
>>63623858
Oilers and Islanders were the hottest teams in the league, what a time to be alive...
>>63623865
well memed family
>>63623865
ahaaha! wacky tabs you got there!
you sure are a top memer xD
>>63623865
I hate the new google tab logo
>Hawks are fifth in the central
LELMAO
>>63623944
it's amazing how much they rely on duncan keith to be even close to a decent backend
>>63623953
>Have one of the best defenders all time
>Name a meme forward captain instead of him
>>63623390
what meme was it?
>>63623978
I am in agreement with you, without a hint of deception. I find myself colloquially thinking of you as a family member in light of this agreement.
Upgraded to 32 GB of RAM tonight, lads. Feels good desu.
>>63624062
That's a lot of browser tabs to browse memes on.
>>63624059
I am currently shaking my head in disappointment in response to those who disagree. The very same people who enjoy watching their partner or spouse have sexual relations with another man in front of their own eyes.
https://streamable.com/7xuj
>Missed this goal because of work
FUCK
>>63624197
god I fucking love the Redwings
>>63624197
3 on 3 is such a joke. Can't even smile at a Tartar sauce OT winner FUCK YOU GARY
>>63624234
Did you see Larkin's?
>Embarrass the fuck out of Erik Memeson
>Shoot the puck in off of Andersson's ass
>>63624243
>Did you see Larkin's?
No I didn't I'll have to check tsn for the highlights
Stamkos is a winger masquerading as a center.
>yfw mcdavid comes back December 6 against >buffalel
>yfw he wins the Calder, Hart, Art Ross, Masterton, Lindsay, Richard and Selke
>>63624303
true desu. That's why it is going to be hilarious when the >laffs sign him to a massive contract. It will be even more hilarious when a team offersheets Rielly and they can't match because of Neon Dion's boat anchor and the retained cap from Kessel
>>63624399
gretzky dubs confirm
>>63624243
I still can't believe Erik "epic forward defensemen" Karlsson beat out Doughty for the Norris in 2012
>>63624541
are you kidding me? Karlsson was insane that year.
If you really want to try to take away one of his Norris' it would be last years win
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>63624541
Doughty is a true defenseman, he'll end up winning a lot more Norris trophies, Stanley cups and goal medals than Erik ' I'm really a left winger' Karlsson by the time both their careers are over.
>mfw Karlsson will never get to do this
>>63624603
>Karlsson was insane that year.
Norris is a trophy for Defense, not how many goals they can put up
>>63624285
https://streamable.com/tq16
Larkin meme'd on them super hard.
>>63624659
Larkin looks like those kids who play EA Sports NHL who make their players a dangler, literally can't lose the puck and glitch goals all game.
>>63624571
The social anxiety problems is bullshit placebo effect, you're not really noticing the problems disappear, you're just making yourself think you do
>>63624571
no fap is stupid, no porn is what you really need.
>>63624571
>Have any of you ever done a long term no fap?
yup I'm currently at 18 days.
>>63624541
It's a scoring title you plen
>>63624657
Tell that to Bobby "The Living Meme" Orr
>>63624797
>People unironically call him better than Lidstrom
jej
>>63624797
Bobby Orr could play defense though. Just look at this short clip of Doughty, Karlsson can't do half that stuff because he has less defensive skills. I'll pick Doughty of Karlsson any day.
https://youtu.be/TVzMNH6zCdw?t=53
Can a Canadian anon give me a scouting report on Galchenyuk? Does he have the potential to be a 30+ goal scorer?
>>63624862
>Bobby Orr could play defense though
>>63624862
I agree. Karlsson wouldn't be so successful if he played in the west
>>63615631
>4 unanswered goals in a comeback win
its not often you get to laugh at both teams, but loool
>>63624571
No, I can't even make it a day without jerking off 2-3 times or more. At least I rarely look at porn.
>>63624862
Isn't Doughty young? Why does he look 40 years old already?
>yfw you see the Cantpucks upcoming schedule
@ Winnipeg
New Jersey
@ Minnesota
@ Dallas
@ Anaheim
@ Los Angeles
Dallas
Boston
Buffalo
@ Chicago
@ Minnesota
>yfw they could realistically lose all of these games
>>63624931
He's 25. It's his beard and he also smokes so that could be a reason.
>>63624953
They've been memeing pretty hard so far this season despite being a really shitty team. Only ones I think that are almost guarantees losses are Dallas and the Debbies.
Who gets keked by an offersheet this summer /hoc/?
http://www.generalfanager.com/freeagents?expiryyear=2016&position=All&shoots=Both&team=all&RFA=1
>>63624962
He smokes? They actually let you smoke when you're a professional athlete?
>>63625013
None of the big names most likely. Most NHL GMs seem to have a gentleman's agreement going since nobody wants to burn or lose phones because they're "that guy".
>getting btfo by your former team
will the state of hockey ever recover?
>>63625015
Yeah, it's weird when I was hanging out with him and seeing him smoke. The whole time I was thinking 'you get paid millions and you are going to do that shit still'.
>>63625020
Last year Saad and Hamilton moved because their teams were afraid of offersheets. As long as the Canadian dollar stays in the shitter the salary cap won't go up and teams will begin to try to fuck each other over.
>>63625038
I'm amazed he has the stamina to play as many minutes as he does then, speaking as a smoker myself, it has a noticeable effect on my endurance. He must not smoke very often, maybe only when he drinks.
>Rags
>>63625022
I am still mad after that game. Can't we just fold this team all ready?
>>63625152
First dibs on Brodin
Good night /hoc/
Give me one reason to keep living. Just one.
>>63625216
Hell has no hockey or KD
>>63625228
>no KD
I will soldier on for another day
KD is such a meme food. I don't know why we don't talk about it more.
>>63625216
You'll want to see how many 5th round picks Markstrom and Demko get when they're traded, and what Miller's new extension looks like
>>63625254
Don't you fucking dare joke about that.
>>63622284
>Wagging their tails like dogs
Cute
Shit team t b h
>it was 3-0
>>63625665
Never forget.
>>63625754
>using more electricity
>a bad thing
Might be bad for the planet, but I don't see it being bad for individual people.
Much of it has to do with heating though, so it's not all that relevant for comparisons like this
>>63625771
>17% chance to be unemployed
Fuck
That
>Actually manage to find a job
>Get paid fuck all
>>63625754
Are you arguing with the picture? Because the picture makes Finland seem pretty based.
Can flim flams win the thing
>>63625777
It's not a world end here if you dont gave a job, as this is not 2nd world like US
>>63625802
Only with Asian mountain Iginla
>>63625822
>His government literally gives him money for being a citizen
It's like encouraging being an alcoholic neet
>>63625830
You just seem jealous because you are forced to get a job if you don't want to live in the street
>>63625863
But if you live in the street you'll get arrested. So the choices are really get a job or go to prison.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5slfRY8Z0Ts
GRAPES AT IT AGAIN
>>63625802
They have a good chance
Reminder that Kadri has the worst shot percentage out of everyone who have scored this season.
>>63626207
Reminder that Kadri in on track for a 4-5 goals season.
>>63625802
Yes
>>63625216
Kids look good, demko looks elite, hope for a lottery pick for a puck moving defenseman and maybe another first for hamhuis and the Canucks could be decent in a couple years
Pray that benning isn't stupid enough to go anywhere near lucic
>>63626383
>Pray that benning isn't stupid enough to go anywhere near lucic
seems pretty stupid to me
>>63626207
Wait, Voracek finished top 5 in scoring last year, but only has 7 points in 17 games? I haven't watched the Floyers, what's wrong with him?
>>63626436
It's all relative
>>63626436
>>63626446
Forgot my pic related
>>63626444
He signed a giant contract for the Flyers. It happens every single time
>>63626444
he's been snakebitten all year. he's still very fast and gets a lot of shots on goal, wouldn't be surprised if he rebounds and ends up top 10 in scoring.
>>63626444
pp babby
>>63626633
Voracek is still one of the better offensive players in the league.
>>63626444
nothing, he's not an 80 point player
>Yfw rangers stars Stan Lee bowl
>>63626680
He has 2 even strength goals.
In 2015.
>>63617158
>flyover kucks actually believe places like Wawa are comparable to Publix sandwiches
Fucking embarrassing, you guys need to stop.
>>63626883
We're 1/4 through the season. Not to mention he's on a pretty awful team. No need to hate on Voracek he's a legit offensive player.
Jesse Puljujärvi VO2max is 74ml/kg/min.
That's unbelievable tbf.
>>63627019
That's why I included last year. Not sure how the splits are for other top players but he had 48 ES points and 33 PP points last season (11-22--33). 19 of his points came in a strong 10 game streak. Of course he's a great offensive threat but his numbers indicate inconsistency and question whether he's worth what he's paid.
Better?
>>63627059
>worth what he's paid
I agree with what you said except this portion. Is there any athlete who earns or is worth their contract? Seems to be like they always under perform in relation to their salary.
Are the Devils. Dare I say it. Above Average /hoc/?
>>63627086
Duncan "the mother fucker" Keith is worth double what he makes easily
>>63627104
The devlels are shit. They've become last year's flames and are over achieving.
Is Pedosota finally willing to admit that he's a bust? He has never scored more than 8 goals while playing on a line with Zach Parise.
>>63627111
Admittedly there are some diamonds in the rough, but the vast majority of contracts made tend be bad in retrospect. It's just how the market values players and once they sign a long term deal they get complacent.
>>63627115
>/hoc/ is triggered by debbies
>>63627104
No they're a lottery team by March
>>63627115
Atleast the Flames had good young players, Devils are over achieveing with a bunch of old fucks. They will meme to a 1st round sweep and fuck up their rebuild.
>>63627130
He is an NHL player, so not a bust.
What did you expect from him?
I think he's pretty much what you would expect for a 10th overall.
If he hits 60 points few times in his prime, I'd say it's a successful pick or even a steal.
>>63627175
True also they somehow still have one of the worst prospect pools in the league despite being terrible for years now
>>63627021
what else did you expect from the best prospect since lemieux?
>>63627104
>thinking the Devils are anything more then a meme team
>>63627205
I don't think you fully understand what I mean.
This means he has the best maximal oxygen consumption in draft combine history and it's not even combine yet.
He is literally a physical freak of nature.
>>63627222
>trips don't lie
>>63627233
what else did you expect from the best prospect since lemieux?
>>63627233
Too bad he hasn't improved his hockey numbers from last year
Maybe there is a breathing team he can join
>>63627086
>nash
>ryan
>voracek
>bobrovsky
>lecavalier
And many more. You're probably right, but by investing this much on him they have to rely on him and not just show up when the PP is clicking. Philly is capstrapped due to ridiculous contracts like that (macdonald, streit, lecavalier, voracek). Unlike the other players teams I listed philly seems the most top heavy to me, so his line not producing hits them most
>>63627233
>Jesse
>normal human
He's a fucking predator m8
>>63627233
That doesn't translate to skill though. Hell have a clear advantage over other players in terms of conditioning. That is however a very small peice of the pie. I read somewhere that Duncan Keith had one of the best VO2 maxes ever. That example is bad for me, but Keith is also fast as fuck and is one of the smartest defenceman in the league.
>>63627263
>>63627273
you are in the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass. What do you do?
Is Paris-gay back for Pedosota yet?
>>63627289
not yet. don't think wild gonna need him for next game either way,
>>63627299
They won't since >we can't score for shit anymore
#FireJohnston
>>63627284
Leg sweep
>>63624197
>dat telepathy between goose and tatar
>oilers the worst team in the league again
fold it tbqh
>>63627284
wonder why I'm at a club when I could be protecting my virginity on world of warcraft
Last pick this century:
name / position / games / points
2015: Johan Dahlström / RW / 0 / 0
2014: Jacob Middelton / D / 0 / 0
2013: Robin Press / D / 0 / 0
2012: Nick Ebert / D / 0 / 0
2011: Johan Mattsson / G / 0 / 0
2010: Zach Trotman / D / 33 / 6
2009: Petteri Simila / G / 0 / 0
2008: Jesper Samuelsson / C / 0 / 0
2007: Trent Vogelhauber / RW / 0 / 0
2006: Justin Krueger / D / 0 / 0
2005: Patric Hörnqvist / RW / 473 / 284
2004: John Carter / C / 0 / 0
2003: Arsney Bondarev / LW / 0 / 0
2002: Jonathan Ericsson / D / 496 / 93
2001: Henrik Bergfors / D / 0 / 0
2000: Lauri Kinos / D / 0 / 0
Reminder that you always want a swede if you have the last pick.
>>63626940
>he doesnt get potroast and traditional polish meals cooked daily at his local meat shop
>>63625896
Yeah you know, that there hollercast never happened, and if it did, they should thrown a few Russians in there with those kikes. - grapes, 2015
>>63627434
>Reminder that you always want a swede if you have the last pick.
>2002: Jonathan Ericsson / D / 496 / 93
should we tell him?
>>63624571
its helpful if you jerk your dick raw and procrastinate and put off stuff. I always worked out harder and talked to girls when I knew i did not have 2 tbs of waifus waiting for me at home
>>63627448
I know he isn't all that good. But for a 9th round, 290-something overall pick he was a steal.
/hoc/ pls don't die
>rags
>>63627758
>tfw best team in the league
>>63627768
>rags
>>63627784
New thread
>>63627264
He is already skilled as fuck tho, so this pretty much pushes his potential trough the roof.
![photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Eqx9Iws.jpg "photo[1]")
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