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2nd for /a/
>>63608889
fuckin aussie cunts i swear on me mum
why does it seem like this thread is predominantly populated by brits?
>>63608923
Because we're the shrewdest of them all
>>63608923
gambling is massive in the UK.
>>63608932
>>63608936
I think England just has the most degenerates per capita LOL
hate to blog again but too crushed to post a good bet desu
>lost a handi by a single point because my team missed both free throws while the opponents hit both while up up 20 something in their last 2 possessions
>>63608923
Because UK has the biggest exchange, biggest sportsbook, it's and English language board and Americans are more limited in what they can gamble on due to archaic laws. Betting on sports is everywhere in Britain.
>>63609037
>biggest sportsbook
debatable
But most major bookies is close enough to true.
Who Poland U21 -0.75 here?
I am currently at work at a metal concert, pray for me plz
>>63609029
when two teams are about 20 points of diference it really is gambling, isn't it? after that point it becomes very unpredictable if the other team will get closer or rolled
>>63609198
Euan = protagonist
Rossy Boy = antagonist
>>63609198
The too shrewd to profit story arc could be a good idea
>>63609227
Euan can't profit in Asia so he can't be in it
>>63609198
Euan - A handsome and bright chap who starts off betting on soccerway bets. The play is about he develops his shrewdness until eventually he is making 5 figs a month in Asia.
Ross - A evil troll-like character who would often bait Euan on the exchange but soon the tables turn.
what the hell is floorball
>>63609247
inc. one confrontation scene set in Bamboo
>>63609206
got on +27.5 shortly after HT when the favorite got on a run, did some reasearch aswell, was tempted to cash out when UD cut the lead to 10 but it went downhill from there
definitely gonna look more into less mainstream basketball leagues though, should have been 4/4 on russian 2nd picks today but shit happens i guess
>>63609247
You should right it.
>>63609323
also how did the 40-3 first quarter match end? my +96.5 lost pretty bad
I hope girls weren't humiliated too bad
>>63609257
Me after nutting in ur mum
>>63609341
Make it a version of macbeth. A tragedy for young Euan seeking to be a big boy.
>>63609387
rude
Ireland or Bosnia??? Who will win, who will go through???
>>63609445
My English teacher showed it to us back in the day.
>>63609457
Let me get by glass ball out..
>>63609457
Both to score?
>>63609468
Kek, no then.
What's so bad about it?
>>63609355
+115 lost too, no survivors
need a poland comeback like A I R
James Mckeown Chased horribly on this, down a lot
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>>63609678
>Mackers
>>63609678
le win it back and lose it again man
>>63609678
Leave him alone, at least he's honest about his losses
Bravado @BravadoLee 36 mins36 minutes ago
First time in Hong Kong and Teo Filipino girls back to my hotel #winning
Bravado @BravadoLee 14 mins14 minutes ago
@SimUKCricket they just left my place - but damn I Low being a westerner in Asia - all you have to do is ask and you wishes are granted
Bravado @BravadoLee 7 mins7 minutes ago
@MORTENEYE @SimUKCricket haha in asia you don't have to pay you just have to be western and ask for it Mort - whatever you want they give
Will Wilde's "pro gambler" mates sound like cunts. Tory, cunts.
>>63610091
mad Mohammad?
>>63610091
Jelly beta who couldn't get laid in Asia spotted.
>>63609198
Just rip off Rounders but base it around betting rather than poker. Mackers can be Mike McD.
That whole film is basically "be good at gambling but suck at bankroll management: the movie"
Been topping up on Kingstonian all day
Went large on ire vs bosnia over 2 ... I know nothing about legsphere how fucked am i?
SURREAL
>>63610188
Absolutely fucked.
Expect a 0-0 or 1-0.
>>63610257
Please fuck off slug, I'm going to be up so much while you cry yourself to sleep
>>63610091
>He can't shag in asia
Tears
Raith U20 or draw @ 1.72, rball twitchers have overreacted
>>63610258
>That flag
>knowing anything about shoe circle
Gonna put my whole roll on it now. Thanks for the big tip lad
Shaking with how much I have on Kingstonian to win
>>63610630
Can't stop topping up tbqh
Last chance to large stake Kingstonian before KO
>>63610709
can't even find it... zzzz
>>63610803
zzzzzzz what a surprise
IMAGINE finding The Interview funny
Just IMAGINE
WHEN THE FUCK WILL NORMAL CLUB FOOTY COME BACK
IMAGINE thinking that's a penalty
Simon Rowntree @Simon_Rowntree · 13m13 minutes ago  Dublin City, Ireland
Small minority of Bosnian fans inside the AVIVA Stadium ejected for shouting "Allahu Akbar" during the minute silence. Absolute disgrace.
TEARS
>>63611162
>amerifats talking about football
>>63611224
I'm talking about soccer Mcfaggot
LUX AFTERTIMING AGAIN, UNREAL
Lux aftertiming AGAIN
MORE AFTERTIMING FROM LUX
JAFTERTIME LUXTERTIME
Britanons have the highest sperg ratio of any other country on this Siamese origami board.
>>63611392
Gib twin-cam Corolla GT pls
>>63611392
IMAGINE being that inbred
IMAGINE
>>63611392
fuck off paddy.
>>63610091
Imagine using #winning being totally sincere. You must be a complete twat.
>>63608778
Good edition (t)o (b)e (h)onest
Kingstonian 2-1 up, preparing for brains
LUXTON
SURREAL
VERY important:
http://strawpoll.me/6024301
UNREAL
>missing the fix
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THE FiX is IN
UNREAL LIMITS EVERYWHERE
UP SO SO MUCH
CANNOT BREATH
SURREAL. NO EXCUSES FOR NOT HAVING A 4 FIGURE DAY.
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James Luxton Again how have i lost on a u3.5 fuck today
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James Luxton Wasnt on fix, was on u3.5 from 0-2, same as Swiss +1 earlier. Cbfa
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pmsl kekston
Literally choking on my half coke.
Norway corners, the fix and Kingstonian literally making me 5 figures. Insane couple of days, some of the best tips on /bet/ for a while. Thanks lids x
Doing laps around the flat celebrating
What was the fix?
Over 3.5 goals
£801.48
Even boredom bets winning. Surreal.
Why do people never post the fixes?
;_;
Top was off when those two goals went in, Northwich + up too. Pinching myself.
>>63612349
>Can't spot the most obvious fix so far this week
Tears, Paddy
8 men pmsl, up brains here
666666666666
>>63612317
which
If you're not up 5 figures this month you may as well give your accounts to Rossy Boy and start that apprenticeship again.
Zzz only up £666 today
BERWICK. RANGERS.
SUMS. UTTER SUMS!!
>>63612447
Albania game, some big prices from 2-0. Knew a 3rd was coming so had a punt.
>they keep laying
P M S L
Is this aftertiming a new gimmick or something? Not one tip posted but everyone is UAC? Seems legit.
>>63612516
I posted about Kingstonian before kick off you fucking muppet, go punt on an accy ffs
O7.5 SURREAL
>>63612512
>>63612516
WAH WAHH SPOONFEED ME
>>63612516
>He wasn't on the fix
Awwwwww tears buddy!
so I just found out I have bronchitis, and currently feel like garbage physically. Im having trouble thinking straight/concentrating because of being sick, but do you think it would be a good idea to lay off the gambling for a few days until I'm thinking clearer? Or should I bank on a jordan "flu-game"-type situation, and go big on my first gut instincts without thinking too hard about it?
>>63612516
GOAL CARSHALTON BOOOM
>>63612512
/bet/ is dead, this is just its rotting corpse
>mfw I bet on Andorra match less than 4.5 goals
>>63612545
Sorry, you're alright. Nice bet, was referring more to
>>63612502
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>>63612069
>england, wales and ireland at the euros
Nice meme
44444444444
pmsl at the clueless layers
>>63612728
Fight me irl you scruffy meff
Down insane on FC Brittania
Cannot speak
>tfw everyone is having a world day and I'm down a grand from bets earlier today
;_;
Looks like a world evening, was out walking the dog ffs
>>63612791
Yep I was on them and Haringey Borough, down so much I can't fathom it. Going for a walk
Euan please stop sabotaging the thread because you were exposed as a lanky mop haired freak
Literally everyone here is a virgin nerd
State of this thread desu
They get worse and worse
And to think I couldn't fathom /bet/ being any worse than it was last night... I can't spake
Quality thread lids
>>63609227
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>>63612863
Love how you only pop up when someone (you) mentions your name, you utter autist
/bet/ to /biz/ when?
>>63612898
It is a coincidence. I'm just back from counting my profits from Georgia's fix
Literally loling out loud here lids
>>63612982
you're doing gods work t b h (to be honest)
shaking for mods to delete entire thread for a fresh start
>>63613037
literally the hero that /bet/ deserves
>>63612982
Are these an abstract representation of the current state of the thread?
>>63612951
Nice tip, you're just as bad as the others
>>63613052
I dont tip here any more. I was told not to by SP a few threads ago
I'm out. This is surely the end of /bet/ peace out
why is everyone so buttblasted
>>63613077
I'm SP and I obviously don't want you to aftertime you meff. Next time you do I will genuinely bottle you, last warning :^)
>>63613109
Autists gonna autist. Just ignore and report where necessary.
>>63613119
utter, utter
>>63612951
post slip
>>63613136
You will have your trip code then :^)
>>63610502
PRESIDENT NOW
FOUR FIGURE DAY
BRAVO LA
/bet/ meet up at euro 2016?
>>63613196
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For threads that have >500 posts, there are hardly any actual bets posted.
A select few people are pretty good but the ratio of bet:shitpost is pretty poor
>>63613196
t i n t i n
>>63613196
Rossy at TGI Friday absolutely shaking
Kingstoniannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
UP FUCKING BRAINS
>>63613228
I can't break even since a couple days so I don't want to post my bets, because it's likely that it'll be lost ones
>>63613228
There are like 2 or 3 people who shit post for about a third of every thread though. If they got banned I'm not saying it'd be amazing but it'd look a lot better.
>dinamo two pointer on the last second
oh fuck
Euan I know that's you getting your 50 quid on so can you please not thanks
>>63613235
Looks like he's ill there, very badly dressed
>>63613333
What do you want? What's your end goal? Nice quads btw
>>63613362
I want /bet/ to just be decent. I am aware of how paradoxical that sounds based on what I did, but that was only to flush out the genuine shitposting beforehand.
I have no "end goal". Just would like to see /bet/ be good again. Less PGAisms too.
>>63613306
Not a clue what you are on about, my short arsed friend.
>no one has posted Euan in a /soc/ rate thread yet
smdhtbhfam
>>63613425
Just looking at your deleted posts and you could start by not posting your shit banter, don't see what Macbeth has to do with a betting thread you fucking slug
>>63613425
When your ip got banned all your posts got deleted, not just your recent shitposting ones and having gone back and had a read it shows you shitpost more than anyone else desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EPU65KCNug
>>63613473
>>63613480
>there should be no off topic at all
>>63613425
>talking about mcbeth
>gettin mad when told brits are spergs
>complaining the threads are awful
do you have brain problems
>>63613425
Caught out. Hope some paki tests your chin this week.
>>63613511
I didn't imply that you scruffy fucking meff, if you're going to spam a thread because it's supposedly shit and you don't like, you shouldn't be the one making it shit in the first place. I would love to knock you out from behind, you shelf stacking cunt.
Patrick U20 such a surreal bet, over 1.5, 2.5, 3.5 AND 4.5 team goals came in
>>63613518
zzz this meme is so overdone now
>>63613511
Almost the entirety of your posts are complaining about other posts and I certainly don't see you contributing anything /bet/ related so if you're only bringing off topic to the tab;e tell me how you're not a shitposter?
>>63613333
You:
-are less than 6ft tall
-have dark hair
-have less than £2k roll
-proudly tell people you gamble
-live in an irrelevant part of the country
-live(d) with one parent
-visit /b/
How many did I get right?
>>63613260
you getting on any south american bball tonight? thinking about checking it out as there's not much else on the schedule
>>63613598
Not him but 0 master race here
Pmsl at I'm a celeb, lady c is brilliant
>>63608778
viva evropa
>>63613539
>>63613570
Off-topic isnt necessarily shit though. People repeating the same things every day gets pretty annoying.
>>63613598
3
>>63608778
Houston cinci over 47
Houston celtics under 207.5
locks
On 76ers +8.5 and Pacers +6.5
>>63613663
I was thinking Bengals over 29.5 instead in case Texans shit the bed
>>63613641
Your off topic is shit, I guarantee you have a <£2500 roll and have never contributed a good tip
Excellent, a new Paul Joseph Watson video.
Anyone know anything about the current DOTA and CS:GO matches going on?
>>63613665
on okafor o18,5
if philly wants to cover the spread they will need to abuse his matchup against zaza imo
>>63613663
not really sure about the rockets bet, what's your reasoning? find it hard to trust their defense though their offense doesn't look that good either
Shaking over the Bhutan value tomorrow.
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>>63613624
I'll be attending the hebraica-atenas match and will follow the other closely, as I won't be covering anything
Hebraica is the clear favorite. Atenas with its new coach knows how to defend and their players are ballsy, so if I see a big plus for them I think I'll go for it. It's closer than Hebraica-Olimpia too. The joos are already into playoffs while Atenas is fighting against relegation playoffs. I'm going because if Atenas has a bad day they'll get crushed.
Goes-Welcome will be pretty tight like Atenas-Welcome, as it's a second tier derby. Unless the provided handicap is high, if at any point Welcome gets a good streak I'm going in for Goes. Welcome was close to playoffs (Goes is already in) but got sanctioned and lost 2 points.
Malvin is favorite against Bohemios, but we'll have to see the flow of the game to determine a good handicap and form of the players, as they could be tired and/or demotivated after Liga Sudamericana.
Will try to give some tips once I'm there. Always remember to see how the first quarter unfolds because there's almost always a team that plays like shit its first quarter.
>>63613937
>2nd half +4 @2.18 on mara
maximum altitude value, thinking about taking a loan t b h
>>63613663
I dont see a situation where the bengals texans game goes over 47
>>63614006
fucking hnnnnnnnnng
>>63613917
I'm thinking dirk will get shit the fuck down by Noel, and Okafor >>> Zaza. Sixers usually have some decent value at home
>>63613937
wtb?
ROSSY BOY
>>63614139
Is this the natty limit?
>>63614229
>I guess I will always be in the limelight
sure will buddy
>>63614229
upacunt is just John West tuna isn't it? kek
>>63614229
legitimately pissing myself laughing here
>>63614229
We're through the looking glass here people
http://youtu.be/__HBBf_eDLM
>>63614229
Literally shaking, love gambling drama, love Mackers, love R O S S Y BOY
>>63614035
Blow out in the first half and Texans score in garbage time like they have all season. They are the 2nd highest scoring fourth quarter team
mackers so thick desu
honestly hard to fathom how he made his money
can't wait til he loses it all
1st half football bengals -7... Good value
Pmsl
I feel something big is going to happen related to PGA, tipperleaks and Rossy boy very soon
>mackers still doesnt realise joe crossley is behind tipperleaks
tears
>>63614359
Hmmhmm i see.. Might be worth a bet on the texans to cover the inplay spread once the third quarter ends
>>63614536
It's Kerwin lid
https://www.reddit.com/r/SoccerBetting/comments/3t2eh1/fixed_match_odds_291_3000/
>>63614601
It's Dixon lid
>>63614641
It probably is Dixon desu
>>63614614
lel
>Canelo Alvarez to win @ 1.33
Wow that fucking sucks. Really wanted to get on this fight but I'm just not seeing the value. Canelo by decision @ 2.25 is the only real value but I'm not 100% certain that Cotto won't get knocked out.
>>636142
Ross been well and truly done over by J West here pmsl
>>63614614
>They actually have a pop-up tech support chat
God damn thats funny.
>tfw bet against Nigeria inthe under-xx world cup final and lost decent % of purse
>mfw put a risky ammt Holm and made it back
what to bet on next lads? Iran overs?
>>63614688
I'm 90%. Guys who have kod cotto are high volume punchers that dont let up.
>>63614758
90% that he WILL get knocked?
>>63614997
Won't. Canelo likes to pick his punches, and I think he'll beat cotto to the punch most of the night, but it will be a close fight.
Rate my cheeky bet, /bet/.
Canada looks like a good bet tomorrow. El Salvador is a complete disaster. They called up 10 u23 players, and a lot of them made their debut last Friday against Mexico. Mexico could have score a dozen goals if they weren't so wasteful. They played nonchalantly all game and El Salvador couldn't string two passes together.After that game there was talk of several players wanting to leave the team bc of how bad things were. There are journalists in El Salvador asking the fans to not attend the game as a protest. Canada already beat Honduras at home and this a big opportunity for them to make the hex.
I'm bored
>>63615130
0/10
Not nearly cheeky enough
Now rate mine.
>>63614614
what was it?
>>63615295
Someday I'll have enough money that I can throw hundreds around like this
>>63615295
>lakers
kek you must be doing alright if you don't mind losing $100 like that
>>63615295
9.5/10
Needs more HOU Texans ML tbhfam.
>>63615054
That's what I figured. Canelo is not a guy to throw a million punches that go nowhere.
>>63614229
>i wood just admit it
Hebraica fielding b team
>>63615787
Atenas +16.5?
>>63615689
>good look
Tomorrow is possibly the best daily fixtures this year for an Asian site gambler.
>>63615906
And why would that be?
>>63615906
Looks shite. Internationals are tez
>>63615919
All the surreal african sides are now at home against muck after playing in ridiculous conditions and failing to win, Nigeria, Ghana, Egypt, Algeria etc. LOADS of youth internationals, LOADS of asian world cup qualifiers with teams like Bhutan playing... Laos and Cambodia for the fix backers. Its just endlessly surreal desu. Will be huge wins, huge lines, cunts won and lost. Its not best fixtures for 'Admin bets' as it'll be mainly asia based with smaller edges but will be watching streams from the second I'm awake until the second I go to sleep so hopefully there can be another stream related tip like Algeria clean sheet no.
>>63615926
And why Asian sites? Do they not have all these games on Bet365 and such?
>>63615926
Awaiting
"HAHAHAHA DOWN INSANE"
>>63615787
got on +21.5, how is malvin looking?
>>63616043
Always happens when he hypes. It's only a good day if Tom spiers or Matt howard are going to spoonfeed him
Why are you lads still up?
Get to bed, we need to be up bright and early.
>scrolls the entire thread
>literally no dank memes
>>63616067
It seems they're playing like shit. Not touching it, I don't trust to bohemios for defending the lead, even though malvin will get closer I don't know how much
Won handicap on 2q here, lost 1q by a last sec 2 pointer
>>63615209
cba looking to verify right now but this sounds a good bet if true. thanks
>>63616381
>Maple was so desperate to suck a dick he pretended his stream was slow
>>63616825
>tfw he's still wandering around the streets of toronto sucking random dick for booze
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>>63617521
utter utter
>Celtics playing this bad
Shaking my hand
So mad right now
2 bets lost due to last sec two pointers
2 absolutely miscalled
2 very safe
Won easily in the matches I wasn't in
>>63617627
literally cannot comprehend, scoring on last two possessions just to fuck up my handi, if i recall correctly i missed the - handi on those wretched jews by a point the last time they played aswell
thanks anyway uruguaybro, got on malvin -2.5 and +5.5 irresponsibly, almost caught goes when the ML was @1.80 in the third, but they scored like 6 before i could deposit and i got scared of the spread
>back Atenas +21.5
>down 20 with 4 sec on the clock
>lose 99-77
Basketball.
Never again.
>>63617958
>basketball
>handball
Literally just waves of scoring back and forth. Literal meme sports.
Need another 2 pointer from Okafor like A I R
>>63615295
too cheeky
>>63617916
Hebraica played without its best player, without its 1, and only 1 foreigner at a time, I just can't believe it
Atenas managed to cut the distance to 15 points, the coach takes out the player who scored and assisted all those points, puts in youths, end up losing by 22 in the last 4 secs
Are you havin a fucking giggle m8
On the third quarter hebraica started 2 0, then somehow atenas turned around to 8-2 and I bet on 'first to 10' right in time. Atenas followed to lose 3 balls, which were one two pointer and two three pointers. I mean come the fuck on
Won on Goes and Malvin using the halftime handicaps. Still lost money overall and did relapse bets, shame on me
>>63618511
shit happens m8, gotta look ahead
>>63618488
based /bet/magic, spread covered too, plus UAC off casual omaha hi
Who /blizzard/ here?
>>63618322
I've been keeping count and this is the 15th time out of 20 that this has worked for me
>>63618875
Need Frankie MacDonald report
Need Canadiens to score again like A I R
>t-shirt toss
>>63619285
Regretting not rebacking them @9.25 now 2bh
Need live in play doto like A I R
>terry scoring a 2 pointer with 10 seconds to go in the match with rockets down by 20 to ruin my u204.5 like an absolute cunt
sick of niggers and jews ruining basketball bets with last second bullshit t b h
wtb on asian wc qualifiers?
>>63619878
North Korea -1
No way are Bahrain risking getting nuked
Need Tyler Eifert to score a touchdown like A I R
>>63619878
Canada and Ecuador are locks tomorrow.
>Canada
>lock
'no'
>>63615130
Fuck you, Bengals.
gerasimov @1.92 against chudinelli, he won a final on sunday here in bratislava but had a day off plus the game got pushed back several hours so should be fresh, odds look like they expect him to be fatigued
Need Flatanon like AIR.
I won my money back ;_;
t-thanks unknown peruvian team
>>63613665
Another perfect day :D
8-2 on the month
Guam +3.0 seems alright
>>63623016
yeah seems great. got on over 3.5 iran goals @ 2.1 desu
>>63623309
no problem senpai
Is there any real difference (other than the odds) between a +0 AH and a DNB when taken before the match?
GET ON THIS
COLLEGE BASKETBALL
BYU -4
>>63623561
on medium for addict reasons
>>63623016
you're a fucking retard
betting on the server's in womens tennis to win games can be quite +ev sometimes, but you know >slags
>not going large on France tonight
England are going to let them win
unreal amounts from Saudi Arabia
>>63624582
On SPECIAL 2bh
Is bhutan +7.5 the fix tonight lads?
>>63624740
Didn't Qatar win the last leg 15-0? what makes you think they'll only score half that this time
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>>63624582
Can confirm, my dad works at the FA
>>63624596
What did you bet on? I had a look when it was 4-0 and the odds on Saudi to score the 5th goal were something tiny like 1.083
>>63624759
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>Saudi Arapea
>>63624873
Hot damn
>>63624759
Just as clueless as the bookies m8
>decided to practice commentating a match
>open up East Timor vs. Saudi Arabia
>tfw the YouTube stream was delayed and I knew about the goals before they even happened since I needed Flashscore to know the line-ups
I think I was okay, but I gotta stop saying "and here's number [x], uh, [player]".
That rout in the last few minutes was pretty good.
http://www.lewsfootytips.co.uk/banker.html
>tfw it's too late but I don't want to miss these Asian games
>tfw I might miss the rest of the matches in the day if I fall asleep
wat do?
It's 3AM in here right now.
Gonna predict them scorelines ladz
North Korea 2-3 Bahrain
Chinese Taipei 0-4 Iraq
Bangladesh 1-6 Australia
Bhutan 0-9 Qatar
King Kong 2-1 China (ayy lmao)
Laos 0-7 South Korea
Singapore 0-2 Syria
Cambodia 0-5 Japan
0-8 UAE
Turkmenistan 2-2 Oman
Kyrgyzstan 1-4 Jordan
Yemen 0-3 Uzbekistan
>>63624917
Post your commentary la
>>63624970
>a website so it must be guaranteed wins
>>63624978
Go to sleep Carlos
>>63624893
>North Korea 2-3 Bahrain
More like 2-0 if Bahrain want to avoid being wiped off the face of the earth
>>63624998
meant for >>63624987
>>63624994
I didn't record but here's the gist of what I sound like:
>al-Faraj, puts it out wide for Fallatah. Saudi Arabia pressing forward, goes to the middle to, uh, al-Muwallad, no, that's actually al-Shalawi. He puts it through to Aldossary, here's a chance for the Saudis. Crossed in, header, it's in! Saudi Arabia have their eighth and it's al-Shalawi with his fifth of the match. The captain now has thirteen goals so far in this qualifying campaign, and Saudi Arabia have now eclipsed the 7-0 scoreline achieved in Jeddah against the same opponent.
>>63624987
>Bhutan 0-9 Qatar
There's one thing you haven't factored into this lid...
>>63625028
Altitude?
>>63624740
>at evens
just came my panties t b h
The only legit value bet for the AFC matches is Turkmenistan +1 and shrewdies have already had their fill on it
>>63625040
:^)
>>63620344
Who here had a winning NFL bet last night? And now for live in play doto LOL
Lux literally never loses unless it's something he tips, on every winner posted in PGA
>>63625265
What site you use to bet lad?
by the way is Proline any good?
>>63625292
proline is literally shit. i used to play proline when i first started betting. after doing online betting with bet365, it makes me realize how truly shit proline is. proline is gambling for suckers.
>>63625282
zzzzzz bet you won't tell him that in PGA you little autistic virgin slug
>>63625302
What sucks about it? (new to /bet/)
This makes me so happy. LoLi fans BTFO LOL
>>63625309
horrible odds, forced to parlay, no live-in-play. have to go to the fucking olg head office to cash in >$1000 winnings.
>>63625304
I just did
>>63625329
Post screens
>>63625327
Wow that's fucking garbage. I'm in Ontario too ironically. Any certain gambling laws or shit related to online gambling in Ontario I should know about before I get started?
>>63625344
http://www.fin.gov.on.ca/en/tax/pit/
SWITZERLAND :D
ROSCO'S REVENGE
heheheheh
Large staking Chinese Taipei +3 vs Iraq
Big second needed half here for Sweden kids
Large staking Curtorim Gymkhana U20 +1.5 from 0-1
>>63625626
On from 0-0 zzz
>>63608778
Where do I place a bet? I've never done this and would like to for the Cotto vs Canelo fight. Is it legal?
>>63621946
Just wish I went bigger on them, thanks lad.
Kill yourself if you aren't special staking Skuri 1-0 CS
bhutan's line jumped out to 2.4
hnnnnng, shaking like a meth binge
>>63625678
+7.25 isn't a big enough line to be backing Bhutan you scruffy meff, hope you enjoy losing
France To Kick Off
1.920
Special stake desu, will be fixed so they start the game after the rousing anthems and #Solidarity
>>63625683
>having this attitude about altitude
>Bookies still clueless about A L T I T U D E
Shaking
Requesting Bhutan slips now so I can laugh at you muppets later
>>63625724
But I'll be wearing my Bhutan top and sending them my power
Only 12 minutes until Skuri become backable lids
>>63625759
Awwww tears buddy
>>63625763
M U P P E T
Already on 1-0 you fucking clown
>>63625768
Oh aye? Post slip
>>63625779
Greened up now lid, this goes 2-0
>>63625783
Oh right
SKURI, SUMS, INSANE
>>63616043
>>63615926
James Mckeown I'm blowing absolute brains today, will be going hellfire on Laos fix at 1.3
Like · Reply · Just now
>>63625895
Who could of seen this coming
>>63625895
overs fix? seemed liked a good pick anyway
>>63625935
*have
BritTurk, Buhtan? Altitude? Spoonfeed me?
>staked $32.5 on bhutan +7.5
>cash out value alrwady $50+
what do?
Who's done it all wrong today?
>>63626089
As is tradition
>>63626064
need a qatar goal in the 1st half desu, on +4 2nd half
kinda funny that on mara 2nd half handi went from 2.18 when i took it to 1.88 yet the +7.5 went from evens to 2.70 an hour before kick-off
>>63626089
Hate international breaks, everyone suddenly a judge when it comes to random teams like Bhutan and Timor-Leste.
ok you've got the lead, now just play barcelona style keeping's off pls qatar
>>63626089
James Mckeown I've backed 4/4 losers Colm so you're doing well, oh and a half win on Andorra which wasn't available at a human time.
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>Bangladesh conceding 4 goals during ht
>>63626147
kek I saw that too
>Not on overs in the Laos goal kicks market
>>63625626
Only one of your bets I've followed zz
That Bhutan bus is looking pretty neato t b h
Special staking Brondby Reserves
>>63626175
Stop jinxing
>>63626157
you can bet on goal kicks?
Brondbyyyyyyyyyyy
Large staking Hong Kong +1
>>63626225
This is not me
never thought i'd be shaking on a team with an 8-2 lead at half time
>>63626213
I've seen O0.5/1.5 GKs in the first 10 min market on UCL games on 365. Also seen O0.5 GKs in 1 min and 5 min intervals on Coral and Sportingbet but only for big games.
>>63626269
Wow, v interesting.
V A L U E
>>63626343
Worth a fiver xD
>>63626355
Cheeky fiver, just for banter lol
>not throwing all you have on France
what are you doing
>>63626360
hah, you never know, haha x
>>63626225
Hup
>Le don't score in the second half team
Get fucked Australia you bunch of cunts.
I made a 7,4 pounds profit by betting 35 pounds, r8 me lads
>>63626412
Pretty good start
>>63626404
>betting against Kermit's asshole
had it coming
>>63626412
a profit's a profit, gj
HATE THE INTERNATIONAL BREAK.
need macedonia goals like A I R
Qatar players right now
Bhutan U N R E A L
BT surreal
Looks like BTTS: no was the bet across the board
bhutan doubters on suicide watch AGAIN
Are you ready to witness it?
>>63625683
>>63625724
awww tears buddy :(
Shaking at how much I've made here, couldn't stop myself rebacking may even be F I V E figures
EVERYWHERE WE GOOOOOO PEOPLE WANNNNNA KNOOOOO WHO WE ARREEEEEEE
SOOOO WE TELL EM WE ARREEEEEE BHUUUUUUUUTAAAAAAN
THE MIIGHTY MIGHTY BHUUUUUUUUUUUUUTAAAAAAAN
>>63626589
/bet/ trip when? Such a based nation
My jersey is in the mail. It looks so nice
IMAGINE not being on
>>63626663
Bushy eyebrows
>>63626704
Post brows
>>63626704
>having feminine eyebrows
Might as well wear a tshirt with "I LIKE IT IN MY BOTTOM" printed on it
>>63626663
No cheekbones la
>>63626748
Lel
My target was 25k profit for the month. Almost there after 18 days (at 23k).
Do you guys set daily/weekly/monthly/annual profit targets? Turnover targets? Number of bets targets?
I won ~$500 for the day but it feels like a losing day since it's below my recent average. But 180k/year, non-taxed, isn't something to complain about
>americlaps have to pay tax on gambling winnings
honestly don't know why they even try
>>63626807
I refuse to believe anyone making 180k a year wants genuine answers to those retarded questions.
>>63626807
what do you spend your winnings on senpai
>>63626807
Show what you did bet for today ?
My plan is to start with 1k and turn it in 6 digits in 1 year
>>63626831
Agree, no chance he's averaging that.
>>63626807
I don't set targets. Just try and finish each day in profit I suppose.
Maybe I should set targets.
For people starting out with let's say a €50 bankroll, trying to build on it, what would reasonable goals be?
And what kind of staking plan could I put in place. Like 2% per bet?
>>63626807
I aim for 10k a month but don't get too hung up on targets. Setting yourself goals like I need to be in profit for the week or I have to win back my losses today never go well.
hey guys im down alot, and i have no money for even food, is there any no deposit bonuses at the moment in aus?
>>63626857
Starting with 50 pounds here, I posted earlier how I made a bet with 35 and now have 57.4
I'd go with 2% if I had 1000 but 2% when I am around 50 seems too low, but its safe so I am open to everything
WHY CANT I PROFIT ANYMORE
>>63626916
Iktf
>>63626831
I already do those myself, but hopefully I learn something more anyway. It's pointless to claim to be such an expert at something that there's nothing more you can ever learn.
>>63626848
Living expenses and overpriced clothes. Lost a bunch getting scammed by supposed friends.
>>63626857
>finish each day in profit
What happens when you can't find good bets? You purely gamble?
>let's say a €50 bankroll, trying to build on it, what would reasonable goals be?
To submit 10 resumes a day and get a job. Probably not worthwhile doing sports betting, even as a hobby, with less than €1000. Obviously require more to try to get any liveable money.
>Like 2% per bet?
I'm personally more conservative than this.
>>63626919
>winning thousands everyday
>not shrewd enough to avoid getting continuously scammed by mates
>>63625724
Here you go buddy
>>63626916
INTERNATIONAL BREAK
>>63626930
Imagine putting the effort in to fake a slip with an outrageous and impossible stake
>>63626919
what is your roll if you make 500 a day with bets of less than 2%
>>63626936
ITS BEEN HAPPENING FOR 2 MONTHS
>>63626942
Not him but what do you mean impossible? I've seen people make bets with higher stakes than that on 365
>>63626930
Did you just won 22k pounds ?
>>63626930
only up 24k today zzzzzzz
>>63626964
Because the inplay handicap lay is £500 for these world cup Q games. No trader is going to get a £20k request and approve it
>>63627010
judging by the time of the bet the guy didn't place it in-play
>>63626925
Been winning about $1k/day for this month, but I am ahead of expectation. I fully expect it to go down to mid-hundreds average/day. Hopefully not less than that.
>>63626943
I'm conservative now that I have some cash - I gambled too large (risk of ruin too large) to build up my current bankroll.
Reminder that if you're not on France dnb you're doing it wrong.
>>63627032
>he didn't get on France 0.0 @ 2.05
tears
So you might have noticed J West hasnt posted at all recently.
I sent a FB message to all the potential J Wests I thought I had discovered (there were 4) and told him to stop posting or I will reveal his data.
I guess it worked. I didn't want him to stop posting though, I just wanted to know one of them was him.
Narrowed it down to 3 of them now too.
>>63627064
He posted yesterday
>>63627028
What do you bet on? Post bets that you've made today? Not doubting you just interested to see what sports you're betting on
>>63627064
He posted yesterday you scruffy meff
>>63627070
>>63627092
Another message will be sent.
>>63627117
Post the messages you have sent (and received if any)
What are you taking on Slovenia - Ukraine m8s
>go to uni
>miss the Bhutan fix
Just kill me.
>>63627117
kek
If you could only place one more bet in your life what would you bet on?
>>63627117
quivering
Who is J West ?
>>63627158
Me not to have sex in 2015 - 1.01
The problem with J West is he thinks he is invincible.
My message was full of respect for him, I just wanted to show him that I had discovered him and "outwitted" him so to speak.
He could have given me the quiet victory, just not post for a few days and that would have been the end of it.
>>63627150
Just drop out and bet full time lid, you can make 400k in 18 months and live in a penthouse in london
Can someone explain the heat between Mackers and Rossy?
>>63627181
where abouts are you on the spectrum
>>63615906
mackers has posted 1 tip
>>63627190
Rossy boy stole tips and posted in other groups I think
>All these mugs bitching about no profit
>Haven't discovered the literally free money to be found in college football
>>63627210
What was it? Did it win?
>>63627225
turkmenistan, yes.
>>63627229
He's posted loads of other stuff which lost
>>63627128
Both to score
>>63627193
Slight autism
Large staking Belarus U21 DC from 0-1
>>63627367
What were odds? Saw 1.53 after goal and come back and it's 1-1
>>63627420
1.65 best price but they don't lose this
Absolutely unreal sums on Egypt -2, down a week's profit if this goes down
Can't stop topping up on Egypt lids, on to -2.25 now
>>63627442
le topping up man
>>63627477
I wish mods could perma ban you somehow rather than let you just reset your ip and get around it.
>>63627435
they lost 1-0 to chad the other day??
>>63624366
red card desu
>>63627488
I wish you would go take a walk because you sound pretty angry.
>>63627492
Thanks soccerway, I never even thought to consider that before putting the obscene SUMS I have on this game
>>63627506
i'm just curious of your confidence?
>>63627504
>Always gets mad at the guy who says he is "topping up" and has to comment
>Got banned yesterday after going on a shitposting rampage because of how sad at the "state of /bet/" he was
Yep guess I'm the mad one
>>63627514
I know Chadian football mate, this ends 3-0+ comfortably.
>>63627516
>always
I think I mentioned it today and yesterday only.
>>63627520
brb topping up
Just spilled my cup of tea all over my mum because I'm shaking at how much I've got on Egypt
Just put another 2 months' rent on Egypt -2.25
>>63627620
So Egypt is a special stake?
Remember! No info? No trip? Don't take the tip!
>>63627634
Utter muppet
>>63627629
Yes, this is going to be disgustingly one-sided, Chad will be tired beyond belief.
>>63627649
>Chad will be tired beyond belief.
Really? Why do you think that? I heard Egypt players had a bad night sleep and are going to be really tired, also their breakfast wasn't very nice so playing on an empty stomach
>>63627669
Because they just arrived in Egypt 2 hours before kick off and at the stadium a few minutes ago, do you even read twitter liddo?
Feeling ill at the irresponsible amounts I have on Egypt.
Literally CANT win a bet right now.
I am going to get on Egypt and it will lose. Sorry lads.
KING CONGO OF THE BONGO
>>63627681
Makes no difference lid. Iran literally made it to Guam with seconds to spare. The amount of times people have had a bet based on "team bus broke down, have to walk last half a mile to the ground" and lost is unreal.
Shaking at this drift, I'm going to have no choice but to get back on -2 if it keeps up
>>63627710
You are so clueless it hurts. Please stick to your £2 accumulators and leave the real betting to us shrewdies who know what does and doesn't constitute value. I would honestly love to test your chin you scruffy little meff.
MACKERS WANTS 20K ON EGYPT -2.25
>>63627728
>complains about tipper leaks
>gets all his bets from here
It should be illegal to bet on something as inevitable as this
Think I might jump ship to PGA, integrity of /bet/ rests on this Egypt bet winning or it's over.
>>63627726
Up 5k this month lid, not too bad :^)
Can someone tell me WHY Egypt will win by two goals? Just due to the gulf and home advantage in Africa? I'm pretty sure that is already factored into the price.
about to go down SUMS
Got too much on this
>>63627796
Because Chad only got to the stadium an hour before KO!!! They're going to be so tired!
shaking
Chad so tired they can barely walk on to the pitch haha, one of them had to have a rest half way on
>>63627747
That's the great irony, he has eyes everywhere and copies off everyone else
James Mckeown to Professional Gambling Advice
1 min ·
Had a medium on Egypt -2.25 asian 1.80 pre-game (Kicking off now)
Missing the injured Mohammed Salah which is the only negative. Huge gulf in class. Chad's available defenders play in 4th div france, 2nd div algeria, 3rd div belgium, in gabon and in chad.
Chad are 1-0 up on aggregate and are going to get absolutely demolished now.
Chad have only arrived in Egypt 1 HOUR BEFORE KICKOFF. 0 preparation time, some massive rush, they have literally just got off the plane an hour ago.
No lineups announced yet presumably because they have only just arrived at the stadium, not sure they even have time to warm up.
M-muh preparation
Can someone just post one slip of a bet on Egypt please, feels like one guy started shitposting and others followed suit.
Bookies might as well pay out now tbqh
>>63627848
Imagine taking the time to fake this, complete melt.
>>63627860
I'm not on but yeah its mostly shitposting, there is value but its slight, nobody should be special staking or anything so if you want to get on just put a whatever your medium is at the most.
desu at this point just wait and see how the first 10 mins play out and either board the train or smash the shit out of Chad +
>>63627848
Someone please comment on how he stole this from /bet/ and show proof, will paypal £500 to whoever does
Chad literally about to fall asleep on the pitch. They are well and truly K N A C K E R E D. One of them has brought a pillow in the pitch, surreal.
Delayed kick off because the keeper fell asleep in net.
>>63627894
>>63627905
Just to confirm it was the keeper who brought on the pillow, cheeky chappy.
Chadian defence caught NAPPING there
Did mackers post this in PGA? can someone post screenshot?
on Chad +3.5 so hard
rball guy brought over from Chad just fell asleep
UP
1-0 ALREADY
HOLY SHIT UP UP UP AND AWAY!!!!!
UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP
IT BEGINS
UP INSANE
>only got on o3.5
>was waiting for value on handi reback
disappointed in myself lads
Chadian forward having a cheeky bit of shut eye there
>only have 4 figs on
absolutely seething here lids smashing up the flat
This could be bigger than UCD lads.
>that shot
>>63627998
There will never be anything bigger than UCD
I JUST KEEP REBACKING
>>63624987
Looking good on the Yemen game
UP SO MUCH
BLOODBATH
Physically SHAKING
SOMEONE TELL ME DO I REBACK?
T I R E D
I
R
E
D
I am a fucking wizard. Allow me to prove it.
The Comoros are 1-0 down to Ghana. One goal will put them into the next round. I shall grant them a goal.
>Egypt game on bet365 glitch presumably because of massive traffic in the first few minutes
>couldn't get on before the goal
W-what should I bet on it now? Wait and hope for no goal until - 1.25 appears?
S U M S
U
M
S
>PGAs best bet all year is stolen from /bet/
Mackoon
>>63628049
I know you're out there Joe and I want you to expose Mackers for this
>>63628040
ends 20-0+
Chad GK is asleep leaning against the goalpost.
based nigeria, 1 goal for bootleg memory foam with A I R bubbles
>4 times my usual stake on egypt handis and overs
shaking so much
>>63627820
>>63627710
Y O U
NO
MUH WIZARD POWERS BACKFIRED
FUCK
>EUAN IS MISSING THIS
AHAHAHAHAHA
NO NOT A FUCKIGN RED CARD STOP STOP
Made a /bet/ on the deepweb, come find me if you know how.
SMASHED the o6.5 @3.25
>>63628108
>there are people here right now who aren't on the deep web fixed games
>>63628066
>implying Joe doesn't sulk everytime /bet/ bullies him then feeds tips to the cool boys
Some of you /bet/afags are alright. Don't put a cheeky fiver on Cape Verde tonight.
They're sitting back here, doubt they grab another.
Egypt defending like beavers now, smashed unders. Game is literally a snoozefest.
>>63628179
>(You)
>>63628191
>(You)
>>63628167
lol
-3.5 here, should be up brains soon
>>63628191
Y O U
O
U
>>63628194
>(Me)
>mfw i was already typing how i went medium on egypt goal before 30 @3.75 and large ojn 1st half -0.5 right before the 3rd
>disallowed
JUST
So many world bets recently, unreal couple of days on /bet/ cheers lids.
shaking for airbrit's blessing for egypt to score another in the 1st
please one more goal, Egypt
>2nd disallowed goal in the span of 8 minutes
i feel nothing
E G Y P T
G
Y
P
T
MOUNTAINS
gunka gunka gunka goal
this one's real chads
>could have been up 5-0 if the sideline refs traveled with chad
Up eye watering amounts.
>>63628089
Rang him just before kickoff, could hear his voice breaking as he smacked it dread to think how much he got on.
EGYPT
EGYPT
EGYPT
BOTY
so glad i ignored mackers who tipped medium and instead went special on egypt on the advice of the person on here
sums
>was typing up a small bet for another one in the 1st for my 7th egypt bet as the 4th hit
can't have it all lads
>>63628370
Post slip.
up earth-shattering amounts. E G Y P T
All happen to follow an anon tip with no info/slip, ok then zzz
How much did you win, /bet/?
I'm only up £20, feel like such a mug. Up £100 over the whole day though
>>63628370
That's because /bet/ > PGA
>>63628383
Can't, shaking too much
Estonia -1 is a LARGE if it gets there.
>>63628018
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK YOU YEMEN
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOU
>>63628401
I gave info you fucking muppet and it was world, do you want me to place the bet for you too?
Got a cheeky on 8-0, 9-0 and 10-0 to be quite honest.
>fw you went small on Egypt
>>63628434
On st kitts +2 does not lose
Chad +0.5 is the bet lads
>>63628442
Yes pls :3
>>63628478
What is your roll, slovenia?
Imagine how many goals Egypt will score second half if they can get 4+2 disallowed vs a fresh Chad
>>63628403
Only 2k zzz
>>63628496
around 500 now, deposited like 60 if i remember correctly after i had withdrawn my previous bankroll
Estonia 1-0. World day.
Need 6 more Egypt goals like AIR
based ivory, up so much from minorities today i feel like buying a vodka for some random gypsy
took u4.5 @26
you guys talk funny
Shaking at how much of the Egypt profit I've invested in Cape Verde -1
It is beyond sickening to see how much I have on Cape Verde -1 when people like Calijah will take months to earn that much
>>63628627
wins
what's the next bet lids? gotta keep the momentum going, senegal overs looks good, on 4.5 here
also
>gerasimov losing 1st set on tie-break after failing to convert 7/8 break points
wew
>>63628711
>>63628731
IMAGINE coordinating shitposting. You two must be a great laugh on a night out. I bet you go to the toilet together.
>>63628767
>SEETHING he missed the Egypt Special
>>63628767
Both posts were me, you utter moron.
>>63628627
cashed out @3.2
Learn to shoot you mongs
Imagine not being on -0.5 from here with how tired Chad are pmsl
*LUX IS AFTERTIMING*
>>63628987
Where?
NEW THREAD
>>63629027
>>63629027
>>63629027
>>63629030
He said he was on small before that (of course just small)
