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Old thread: >>63574594
>Helpful links
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>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
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>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>important survey
http://strawpoll.me/6013883
2nd for /a/
>>63608889
fuckin aussie cunts i swear on me mum
why does it seem like this thread is predominantly populated by brits?
>>63608923
Because we're the shrewdest of them all
>>63608923
gambling is massive in the UK.
>>63608932
>>63608936
I think England just has the most degenerates per capita LOL
hate to blog again but too crushed to post a good bet desu
>lost a handi by a single point because my team missed both free throws while the opponents hit both while up up 20 something in their last 2 possessions
>>63608923
Because UK has the biggest exchange, biggest sportsbook, it's and English language board and Americans are more limited in what they can gamble on due to archaic laws. Betting on sports is everywhere in Britain.
>>63609037
>biggest sportsbook
debatable
But most major bookies is close enough to true.
Who Poland U21 -0.75 here?
I am currently at work at a metal concert, pray for me plz
>>63609029
when two teams are about 20 points of diference it really is gambling, isn't it? after that point it becomes very unpredictable if the other team will get closer or rolled
>>63609198
Euan = protagonist
Rossy Boy = antagonist
>>63609198
The too shrewd to profit story arc could be a good idea
>>63609227
Euan can't profit in Asia so he can't be in it
>>63609198
Euan - A handsome and bright chap who starts off betting on soccerway bets. The play is about he develops his shrewdness until eventually he is making 5 figs a month in Asia.
Ross - A evil troll-like character who would often bait Euan on the exchange but soon the tables turn.
what the hell is floorball
>>63609247
inc. one confrontation scene set in Bamboo
>>63609206
got on +27.5 shortly after HT when the favorite got on a run, did some reasearch aswell, was tempted to cash out when UD cut the lead to 10 but it went downhill from there
definitely gonna look more into less mainstream basketball leagues though, should have been 4/4 on russian 2nd picks today but shit happens i guess
>>63609247
You should right it.
>>63609323
also how did the 40-3 first quarter match end? my +96.5 lost pretty bad
I hope girls weren't humiliated too bad
>>63609257
Me after nutting in ur mum
>>63609341
Make it a version of macbeth. A tragedy for young Euan seeking to be a big boy.
>>63609387
rude
Ireland or Bosnia??? Who will win, who will go through???
>>63609445
My English teacher showed it to us back in the day.
>>63609457
Let me get by glass ball out..
>>63609457
Both to score?
>>63609468
Kek, no then.
What's so bad about it?
>>63609355
+115 lost too, no survivors
need a poland comeback like A I R
James Mckeown Chased horribly on this, down a lot
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>>63609678
>Mackers
>>63609678
le win it back and lose it again man
>>63609678
Leave him alone, at least he's honest about his losses
Bravado @BravadoLee 36 mins36 minutes ago
First time in Hong Kong and Teo Filipino girls back to my hotel #winning
Bravado @BravadoLee 14 mins14 minutes ago
@SimUKCricket they just left my place - but damn I Low being a westerner in Asia - all you have to do is ask and you wishes are granted
Bravado @BravadoLee 7 mins7 minutes ago
@MORTENEYE @SimUKCricket haha in asia you don't have to pay you just have to be western and ask for it Mort - whatever you want they give
Will Wilde's "pro gambler" mates sound like cunts. Tory, cunts.
>>63610091
mad Mohammad?
>>63610091
Jelly beta who couldn't get laid in Asia spotted.
>>63609198
Just rip off Rounders but base it around betting rather than poker. Mackers can be Mike McD.
That whole film is basically "be good at gambling but suck at bankroll management: the movie"
Been topping up on Kingstonian all day
Went large on ire vs bosnia over 2 ... I know nothing about legsphere how fucked am i?
SURREAL
>>63610188
Absolutely fucked.
Expect a 0-0 or 1-0.
>>63610257
Please fuck off slug, I'm going to be up so much while you cry yourself to sleep
>>63610091
>He can't shag in asia
Tears
Raith U20 or draw @ 1.72, rball twitchers have overreacted
>>63610258
>That flag
>knowing anything about shoe circle
Gonna put my whole roll on it now. Thanks for the big tip lad
Shaking with how much I have on Kingstonian to win
>>63610630
Can't stop topping up tbqh
Last chance to large stake Kingstonian before KO
>>63610709
can't even find it... zzzz
>>63610803
zzzzzzz what a surprise
IMAGINE finding The Interview funny
Just IMAGINE
WHEN THE FUCK WILL NORMAL CLUB FOOTY COME BACK
IMAGINE thinking that's a penalty
Simon Rowntree @Simon_Rowntree · 13m13 minutes ago  Dublin City, Ireland
Small minority of Bosnian fans inside the AVIVA Stadium ejected for shouting "Allahu Akbar" during the minute silence. Absolute disgrace.
TEARS
>>63611162
>amerifats talking about football
>>63611224
I'm talking about soccer Mcfaggot
LUX AFTERTIMING AGAIN, UNREAL
Lux aftertiming AGAIN
MORE AFTERTIMING FROM LUX
JAFTERTIME LUXTERTIME
Britanons have the highest sperg ratio of any other country on this Siamese origami board.
>>63611392
Gib twin-cam Corolla GT pls
>>63611392
IMAGINE being that inbred
IMAGINE
>>63611392
fuck off paddy.
>>63610091
Imagine using #winning being totally sincere. You must be a complete twat.
>>63608778
Good edition (t)o (b)e (h)onest
Kingstonian 2-1 up, preparing for brains
LUXTON
SURREAL
VERY important:
http://strawpoll.me/6024301
UNREAL
>missing the fix
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THE FiX is IN
UNREAL LIMITS EVERYWHERE
UP SO SO MUCH
CANNOT BREATH
SURREAL. NO EXCUSES FOR NOT HAVING A 4 FIGURE DAY.
S U M S
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James Luxton Again how have i lost on a u3.5 fuck today
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James Luxton Wasnt on fix, was on u3.5 from 0-2, same as Swiss +1 earlier. Cbfa
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pmsl kekston
Literally choking on my half coke.
Norway corners, the fix and Kingstonian literally making me 5 figures. Insane couple of days, some of the best tips on /bet/ for a while. Thanks lids x
Doing laps around the flat celebrating
What was the fix?
Over 3.5 goals
£801.48
Even boredom bets winning. Surreal.
Why do people never post the fixes?
;_;
Top was off when those two goals went in, Northwich + up too. Pinching myself.
>>63612349
>Can't spot the most obvious fix so far this week
Tears, Paddy
8 men pmsl, up brains here
666666666666
>>63612317
which
If you're not up 5 figures this month you may as well give your accounts to Rossy Boy and start that apprenticeship again.
Zzz only up £666 today
BERWICK. RANGERS.
SUMS. UTTER SUMS!!
>>63612447
Albania game, some big prices from 2-0. Knew a 3rd was coming so had a punt.
>they keep laying
P M S L
Is this aftertiming a new gimmick or something? Not one tip posted but everyone is UAC? Seems legit.
>>63612516
I posted about Kingstonian before kick off you fucking muppet, go punt on an accy ffs
O7.5 SURREAL
>>63612512
>>63612516
WAH WAHH SPOONFEED ME
>>63612516
>He wasn't on the fix
Awwwwww tears buddy!
so I just found out I have bronchitis, and currently feel like garbage physically. Im having trouble thinking straight/concentrating because of being sick, but do you think it would be a good idea to lay off the gambling for a few days until I'm thinking clearer? Or should I bank on a jordan "flu-game"-type situation, and go big on my first gut instincts without thinking too hard about it?
>>63612516
GOAL CARSHALTON BOOOM
>>63612512
/bet/ is dead, this is just its rotting corpse
>mfw I bet on Andorra match less than 4.5 goals
>>63612545
Sorry, you're alright. Nice bet, was referring more to
>>63612502
>>63612478
>>63612438
>>63612410
>>63612317
>>63612280
>>63612218
>>63612186
>>63612091
>>63612078
>>63612069
>england, wales and ireland at the euros
Nice meme
44444444444
pmsl at the clueless layers
>>63612728
Fight me irl you scruffy meff
Down insane on FC Brittania
Cannot speak
>tfw everyone is having a world day and I'm down a grand from bets earlier today
;_;
Looks like a world evening, was out walking the dog ffs
>>63612791
Yep I was on them and Haringey Borough, down so much I can't fathom it. Going for a walk
Euan please stop sabotaging the thread because you were exposed as a lanky mop haired freak
Literally everyone here is a virgin nerd
State of this thread desu
They get worse and worse
And to think I couldn't fathom /bet/ being any worse than it was last night... I can't spake
Quality thread lids
>>63609227
>>63609247
>>63612828
>>63612863
Love how you only pop up when someone (you) mentions your name, you utter autist
/bet/ to /biz/ when?
>>63612898
It is a coincidence. I'm just back from counting my profits from Georgia's fix
Literally loling out loud here lids
>>63612982
you're doing gods work t b h (to be honest)
shaking for mods to delete entire thread for a fresh start
>>63613037
literally the hero that /bet/ deserves
>>63612982
Are these an abstract representation of the current state of the thread?
>>63612951
Nice tip, you're just as bad as the others
>>63613052
I dont tip here any more. I was told not to by SP a few threads ago
I'm out. This is surely the end of /bet/ peace out
why is everyone so buttblasted
>>63613077
I'm SP and I obviously don't want you to aftertime you meff. Next time you do I will genuinely bottle you, last warning :^)
>>63613109
Autists gonna autist. Just ignore and report where necessary.
>>63613119
utter, utter
>>63612951
post slip
>>63613136
You will have your trip code then :^)
>>63610502
PRESIDENT NOW
FOUR FIGURE DAY
BRAVO LA
/bet/ meet up at euro 2016?
>>63613196
R A R E
A
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For threads that have >500 posts, there are hardly any actual bets posted.
A select few people are pretty good but the ratio of bet:shitpost is pretty poor
>>63613196
t i n t i n
>>63613196
Rossy at TGI Friday absolutely shaking
Kingstoniannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
UP FUCKING BRAINS
>>63613228
I can't break even since a couple days so I don't want to post my bets, because it's likely that it'll be lost ones
>>63613228
There are like 2 or 3 people who shit post for about a third of every thread though. If they got banned I'm not saying it'd be amazing but it'd look a lot better.
>dinamo two pointer on the last second
oh fuck
Euan I know that's you getting your 50 quid on so can you please not thanks
>>63613235
Looks like he's ill there, very badly dressed
>>63613333
What do you want? What's your end goal? Nice quads btw
>>63613362
I want /bet/ to just be decent. I am aware of how paradoxical that sounds based on what I did, but that was only to flush out the genuine shitposting beforehand.
I have no "end goal". Just would like to see /bet/ be good again. Less PGAisms too.
>>63613306
Not a clue what you are on about, my short arsed friend.
>no one has posted Euan in a /soc/ rate thread yet
smdhtbhfam
>>63613425
Just looking at your deleted posts and you could start by not posting your shit banter, don't see what Macbeth has to do with a betting thread you fucking slug
>>63613425
When your ip got banned all your posts got deleted, not just your recent shitposting ones and having gone back and had a read it shows you shitpost more than anyone else desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EPU65KCNug
>>63613473
>>63613480
>there should be no off topic at all
>>63613425
>talking about mcbeth
>gettin mad when told brits are spergs
>complaining the threads are awful
do you have brain problems
>>63613425
Caught out. Hope some paki tests your chin this week.
>>63613511
I didn't imply that you scruffy fucking meff, if you're going to spam a thread because it's supposedly shit and you don't like, you shouldn't be the one making it shit in the first place. I would love to knock you out from behind, you shelf stacking cunt.
Patrick U20 such a surreal bet, over 1.5, 2.5, 3.5 AND 4.5 team goals came in
>>63613518
zzz this meme is so overdone now
>>63613511
Almost the entirety of your posts are complaining about other posts and I certainly don't see you contributing anything /bet/ related so if you're only bringing off topic to the tab;e tell me how you're not a shitposter?
>>63613333
You:
-are less than 6ft tall
-have dark hair
-have less than £2k roll
-proudly tell people you gamble
-live in an irrelevant part of the country
-live(d) with one parent
-visit /b/
How many did I get right?
>>63613260
you getting on any south american bball tonight? thinking about checking it out as there's not much else on the schedule
>>63613598
Not him but 0 master race here
Pmsl at I'm a celeb, lady c is brilliant
>>63608778
viva evropa
>>63613539
>>63613570
Off-topic isnt necessarily shit though. People repeating the same things every day gets pretty annoying.
>>63613598
3
>>63608778
Houston cinci over 47
Houston celtics under 207.5
locks
On 76ers +8.5 and Pacers +6.5
>>63613663
I was thinking Bengals over 29.5 instead in case Texans shit the bed
>>63613641
Your off topic is shit, I guarantee you have a <£2500 roll and have never contributed a good tip
Excellent, a new Paul Joseph Watson video.
Anyone know anything about the current DOTA and CS:GO matches going on?
>>63613665
on okafor o18,5
if philly wants to cover the spread they will need to abuse his matchup against zaza imo
>>63613663
not really sure about the rockets bet, what's your reasoning? find it hard to trust their defense though their offense doesn't look that good either
Shaking over the Bhutan value tomorrow.
A L T I T U D E
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>>63613624
I'll be attending the hebraica-atenas match and will follow the other closely, as I won't be covering anything
Hebraica is the clear favorite. Atenas with its new coach knows how to defend and their players are ballsy, so if I see a big plus for them I think I'll go for it. It's closer than Hebraica-Olimpia too. The joos are already into playoffs while Atenas is fighting against relegation playoffs. I'm going because if Atenas has a bad day they'll get crushed.
Goes-Welcome will be pretty tight like Atenas-Welcome, as it's a second tier derby. Unless the provided handicap is high, if at any point Welcome gets a good streak I'm going in for Goes. Welcome was close to playoffs (Goes is already in) but got sanctioned and lost 2 points.
Malvin is favorite against Bohemios, but we'll have to see the flow of the game to determine a good handicap and form of the players, as they could be tired and/or demotivated after Liga Sudamericana.
Will try to give some tips once I'm there. Always remember to see how the first quarter unfolds because there's almost always a team that plays like shit its first quarter.
>>63613937
>2nd half +4 @2.18 on mara
maximum altitude value, thinking about taking a loan t b h
>>63613663
I dont see a situation where the bengals texans game goes over 47
>>63614006
fucking hnnnnnnnnng
>>63613917
I'm thinking dirk will get shit the fuck down by Noel, and Okafor >>> Zaza. Sixers usually have some decent value at home
>>63613937
wtb?
ROSSY BOY
>>63614139
>>63614139
Is this the natty limit?
>>63614229
>I guess I will always be in the limelight
sure will buddy
>>63614229
upacunt is just John West tuna isn't it? kek
>>63614229
legitimately pissing myself laughing here
>>63614229
We're through the looking glass here people
http://youtu.be/__HBBf_eDLM
>>63614229
Literally shaking, love gambling drama, love Mackers, love R O S S Y BOY
>>63614035
Blow out in the first half and Texans score in garbage time like they have all season. They are the 2nd highest scoring fourth quarter team
mackers so thick desu
honestly hard to fathom how he made his money
can't wait til he loses it all
1st half football bengals -7... Good value
Pmsl
I feel something big is going to happen related to PGA, tipperleaks and Rossy boy very soon
>mackers still doesnt realise joe crossley is behind tipperleaks
tears
>>63614359
Hmmhmm i see.. Might be worth a bet on the texans to cover the inplay spread once the third quarter ends
>>63614536
It's Kerwin lid
https://www.reddit.com/r/SoccerBetting/comments/3t2eh1/fixed_match_odds_291_3000/
>>63614601
It's Dixon lid
>>63614641
It probably is Dixon desu
>>63614614
lel
>Canelo Alvarez to win @ 1.33
Wow that fucking sucks. Really wanted to get on this fight but I'm just not seeing the value. Canelo by decision @ 2.25 is the only real value but I'm not 100% certain that Cotto won't get knocked out.
>>636142
Ross been well and truly done over by J West here pmsl
>>63614614
>They actually have a pop-up tech support chat
God damn thats funny.
>tfw bet against Nigeria inthe under-xx world cup final and lost decent % of purse
>mfw put a risky ammt Holm and made it back
what to bet on next lads? Iran overs?
>>63614688
I'm 90%. Guys who have kod cotto are high volume punchers that dont let up.
>>63614758
90% that he WILL get knocked?
>>63614997
Won't. Canelo likes to pick his punches, and I think he'll beat cotto to the punch most of the night, but it will be a close fight.
Rate my cheeky bet, /bet/.
Canada looks like a good bet tomorrow. El Salvador is a complete disaster. They called up 10 u23 players, and a lot of them made their debut last Friday against Mexico. Mexico could have score a dozen goals if they weren't so wasteful. They played nonchalantly all game and El Salvador couldn't string two passes together.After that game there was talk of several players wanting to leave the team bc of how bad things were. There are journalists in El Salvador asking the fans to not attend the game as a protest. Canada already beat Honduras at home and this a big opportunity for them to make the hex.
I'm bored
>>63615130
0/10
Not nearly cheeky enough
Now rate mine.
>>63614614
what was it?
>>63615295
Someday I'll have enough money that I can throw hundreds around like this
>>63615295
>lakers
kek you must be doing alright if you don't mind losing $100 like that
>>63615295
9.5/10
Needs more HOU Texans ML tbhfam.
>>63615054
That's what I figured. Canelo is not a guy to throw a million punches that go nowhere.
>>63614229
>i wood just admit it
Hebraica fielding b team
>>63615787
Atenas +16.5?
>>63615689
>good look
Tomorrow is possibly the best daily fixtures this year for an Asian site gambler.
>>63615906
And why would that be?
>>63615906
Looks shite. Internationals are tez
>>63615919
All the surreal african sides are now at home against muck after playing in ridiculous conditions and failing to win, Nigeria, Ghana, Egypt, Algeria etc. LOADS of youth internationals, LOADS of asian world cup qualifiers with teams like Bhutan playing... Laos and Cambodia for the fix backers. Its just endlessly surreal desu. Will be huge wins, huge lines, cunts won and lost. Its not best fixtures for 'Admin bets' as it'll be mainly asia based with smaller edges but will be watching streams from the second I'm awake until the second I go to sleep so hopefully there can be another stream related tip like Algeria clean sheet no.
>>63615926
And why Asian sites? Do they not have all these games on Bet365 and such?
>>63615926
Awaiting
"HAHAHAHA DOWN INSANE"
>>63615787
got on +21.5, how is malvin looking?
>>63616043
Always happens when he hypes. It's only a good day if Tom spiers or Matt howard are going to spoonfeed him
Why are you lads still up?
Get to bed, we need to be up bright and early.
>scrolls the entire thread
>literally no dank memes
>>63616067
It seems they're playing like shit. Not touching it, I don't trust to bohemios for defending the lead, even though malvin will get closer I don't know how much
Won handicap on 2q here, lost 1q by a last sec 2 pointer
>>63615209
cba looking to verify right now but this sounds a good bet if true. thanks
>>63616381
>Maple was so desperate to suck a dick he pretended his stream was slow
>>63616825
>tfw he's still wandering around the streets of toronto sucking random dick for booze
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>>63617521
utter utter
>Celtics playing this bad
Shaking my hand
So mad right now
2 bets lost due to last sec two pointers
2 absolutely miscalled
2 very safe
Won easily in the matches I wasn't in
>>63617627
literally cannot comprehend, scoring on last two possessions just to fuck up my handi, if i recall correctly i missed the - handi on those wretched jews by a point the last time they played aswell
thanks anyway uruguaybro, got on malvin -2.5 and +5.5 irresponsibly, almost caught goes when the ML was @1.80 in the third, but they scored like 6 before i could deposit and i got scared of the spread
>back Atenas +21.5
>down 20 with 4 sec on the clock
>lose 99-77
Basketball.
Never again.
>>63617958
>basketball
>handball
Literally just waves of scoring back and forth. Literal meme sports.
Need another 2 pointer from Okafor like A I R
>>63615295
too cheeky
>>63617916
Hebraica played without its best player, without its 1, and only 1 foreigner at a time, I just can't believe it
Atenas managed to cut the distance to 15 points, the coach takes out the player who scored and assisted all those points, puts in youths, end up losing by 22 in the last 4 secs
Are you havin a fucking giggle m8
On the third quarter hebraica started 2 0, then somehow atenas turned around to 8-2 and I bet on 'first to 10' right in time. Atenas followed to lose 3 balls, which were one two pointer and two three pointers. I mean come the fuck on
Won on Goes and Malvin using the halftime handicaps. Still lost money overall and did relapse bets, shame on me
>>63618511
shit happens m8, gotta look ahead
>>63618488
based /bet/magic, spread covered too, plus UAC off casual omaha hi
Who /blizzard/ here?
>>63618322
I've been keeping count and this is the 15th time out of 20 that this has worked for me
>>63618875
Need Frankie MacDonald report
Need Canadiens to score again like A I R
>t-shirt toss
