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COL:Varlamov placed on I/R retroactive to Nov 10
PHI:Jakub Voracek's 1st goal of 15-16 comes in OT
CLM:Brandon Dubinsky (UBI) will miss 2-3 weeks
PIT:Jeff Zatkoff will start against Devils on Sat
NYR:Lundqvist helps NYR extend win streak to 8
CHI:Dano to start on Hawks' #1 line Saturday
PHI:Brayden Schenn to be healthy scratch vs. CAR
PHI:Mark Streit needs surgery--out 6 weeks
VAN:Jannik Hansen back on the first power play
PHI:Jakub Voracek goalless this season
ANA:Perry passes Kariya in Ducks goals all-time
SJ:Joe Pavelski scores GWG vs. Red Wings
Finns smell like shit.
Oh, nice
Interested in what Dano will do for the Hawks this season; He did alright with the Jackets, largely thanks to playing with Hartnell
>>63589655
>Carolina that high
inflated by those games vs Detoilet tbqh
>>63590001
Smel my nuts
>Barkov returns already on Monday
Looks like he'll win his first Selke at 20 after all
>>63590122
What are you drinking tonight, Pekka? You stupid, smelly, alcoholic fuck.
I bet you can't even ice skate.
>Flim Flams
JUST
>shit meme games tonight
gay
>>63590217
yfw the flim flams btfo shitcago tonight
>>63590197
Nothing, have an important labratory in the morning and work afterwards so cannot drink. Gonna watch the first period of rags and laffs and sleep.
>nothing but meme teams
Shiggy
>>63590001
>>63590122
>>63590197
>>63590572
this whole line of dialogue is why I continue to come to /hoc/
>>63591017
nigger
>>63590572
kek, we call them laboratories too.
>>63590023
Allen and Toronto fucking robbed him last night of a goal.
>>63591744
INCONCLUSIVE BITCH
>The city of cowtown
>>63591942
I am very conclusive, what are you talking about, you don't know me
>>63591953
>dedmonton
>Leafs vs Rags
This is the ONLY possible matchup where i will cheer for the Laffs. TIme to get comfy
>>63592026
Fuck off cunt
>>63592026
>not cheering for a meteor
>>63592013
>Living in the New Orleans of Canada
>>63592184
Calm down, you should be happy a white person is actually cheering for the laffs
>>63592359
I don't, it's just that the only city other than Calgary that cares about the CFL is Edmonton so it's easy to tell when one of their fans starts talking shit
>>63592603
>Cowtown is this ashamed of their Reddit city
Can't even handle the bants
>tfw patriots got refballed out of an undefeated season
time to take refuge in hockey again
Canada is stupid and gay. You're all literally irrelevant and got cvcked out of your own sport
>>63593416
>8-1
>>63593416
>watching a cheating team responsible for the death of the nfl
Disgusting tb h
>>63593416
Don't you have some oranges to pick?
>>63593452
hahahahaha
>9-0
>>63594332
>giving up on "your" team before it's over
Typical bandwagoner
>>63594434
U MAD AF?
> tfw wongs are shit
> tfw our two hall of fame veterans will retire soon
> tfw our amazing coach just left for the fucking laffs
> tfw we just signed a career fourth liner to a 7 year 4.25 AAV contract
h-help
WEEW 9-0 you can't stop us! you can't stop us!
>>63594615
No actually, this is a hockey thread. I have no vested interest one way or another.
>>63594862
>this is a hockey thread
can't escape the patriots friend
>>63594862
>MAD
>>63594862
>maaad
>yfw canadians bandwagon the seahawks or patriots
>>63595296
It's not a Canadian, it's just that fatherless Paki fuckface Sean
Is being tall cheating?
>>63595791
Only manlets think that
>laffs
wew
>>63590217
>shitcago
>37%
Where are the menes?
Why is this thread so dead?
>>63597038
meme teams
ded thred
>mfw someone who's never played the game thinks his opinion is worth anything
>>63597325
>mfw there are people who seriously discuss hockey who can't skate backwards
>>63597563
>listen to my opinion about a sport I've never played
>>63597038
Not much to talk abut tbqh, hopefully we get a nice meme trade soon. Like Giroux, Crosby, Malkin, Duchene, etc.
>>63597384
Reminder to all americans: skating backwards is the most important thing to be able to do before a date on the ice. Not only does it take more talent than skating forwards, it allows you to stay in front of her, face to face
/hoc/, help
I want to buy those gloves Lundpads wears under his glove and blocker. Any idea where I can get them?
>>63597768
a magic store? I sure they are the same gloves
>>63597384
What fuckin benders
>>63597563
If you didn't play hockey as a child your parents failed you
>>63597664
>I went ice skating a few times as a kid but now I'm too fucking fat
Just kill yourself tbphafwyfam
>>63597881
>he was too poor to afford hockey
>>63597928
>his parents were so shit at finances they wasted thousands per year for a sport he would drop before bantam
Smh senpai. Smh.
Someone stop the Laffs please. Their fans are insufferable when they get on a lucky streak like this.
>>63597971
>this butthurt and projection
I am sad for you my man, your parents are nigger tier
>>63598032
>canautists calling others niggers
Now I've seen it all.
>>63597971
>thousands of dollars is too much for poorfags
Maybe you should be in /nba/ with the other poor minorities
>>63598062
Are you implying that Canada has more Niggers thna the US?
>>63597971
>his parents didn't have enough disposable income to support their child through the sport of their choosing
What's it like being poor?
>>63598119
This
Tyrone here needs to fuck off back to his apehoop thread
This is embarassing. I thought it was sad when Cletus would relive his highschool football days. But these syrupniggers relive their peewee hockey days!
What's the matter, Gordo? Your parents finally realized you were shit at Hockey and weren't going to wake up at 5am to drive you to practice anymore?
The nation of kucks, ladies and gentlemen.
>>63598594
>being this bootyblasted on an Okinowan loli imageboard for being a poorfag
>>63598274
What pubsub should I pick up for lunch tomorrow?
>>63598594
>being a poorfag
>having to play school sports
>not making the team because of Jamal
>sitting in the stands cheering Tyrone on
I've got a thread for you >>63554417
>start to get comfy for memertime
>laffs remember they're the laffs
smdh
Laffers getting BTFO once more
>>63598773
I played Lacrosse desu senpai. Not much cheaper than ice hockey ;^)
Who /9inarow/ here?
https://youtu.be/s4BNZdGovkk
Reminder that his homosexual shit was LITERALLY the cantpucks theme
>the vanpooper fartkeks
>>63598900
Right here relation
>>63598896
>ice hockey
Nigger get out
Bernier's now let in at least 3 goals from center ice or farther, he's as close to Toskala as it gets
unbelievable how the rags keep playing only shit teams
>>63598988
Seems like most of the league is pretty shitty right now
>literally 9 in a row
>>63598896
Still cheaper. Reminder that you're only replying to this because you know that not being able to skate makes your opinions on hockey irrelevant.
>lost a hockey game
>to the laffs
>the goddamn laffs
Even with 2 Nucks goals waved off and 1 laff goal scored while one of their players stood on Miller's sleeve, there are times when I almost doubt that this year is Vancouver's year
>>63599167
And he's a mad poor loser with nigger parents KEK
>>63599182
>mad at a leaf
Here's your (You)
>>63599204
>Lacrosse
>nigger parents
Sure thing, Gordo.
>>63599222
goddamn, those digits
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>he didn't watch hockey with his father growing up
Opinion discarded desu
>>63599182
your team is dumpster fire tier trash
>>63599083
aside from scoring 3 on 5 shots vs blues and the game vs, craps, the rags have avoided playing any actually good team for more than 10 games now
>there are teams that literally lost to the laffs
How do the fans of these teams live with themselves?
>>63599310
>being this butt blasted
>>63599277
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>best team in the league
>>63599359
wew
enjoy your dominance* raggot
your team is better than the laffs coyotes or the sens, congratulations from the bottom of my heart
post eberles
>>63599454
that means whatever team you root for is even worse you stupid euro fuck
>literally insulting yourself
>>63599460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT75wb-PXlY
>>63599493
>Scores a goal with a separated shoulder
Nice Nugent-dubkins
Are the Devils elite?
>>63599515
what the christ are you talking about
you think the rags are the best because they beat a bunch of shit teams in a row? is that how it works in boreball are some other shit newyorkers bandwagon?
jesus christ
>rags
>>63599571
Nice Kovalchuck dubs
>>63599571
Probably. They've had a pretty easy schedule so far, and haven't gotten much from their bottom 6.
Bubble team, but they are elite when you look at their roster and their current standings.
>drafting finnish players
>>63599718
>yfw poopinajar's points per game is lower this year than last year
>>63599232
>can't afford hockey
poor as FUCK
Whoa Babcock just kekked Bernier
https://twitter.com/markhmasters/status/666092481147219968
>>63598594
>talking shit about Canadians in his post
>posts pic of Canadian to accompany it
kek
>>63599609
>lelanders
>>63599831
TRADED
R
A
D
E
D
>>63599831
>french goaltending
The WHL is only source of decent canadian goaltending
>>63599831
rip
>>63600019
>>63599460
>>63599493
>>63599540
Is there a more meme city???
Fucking oilniggers
>>63600167
It's pretty memey but I'm not an Oilers fan
I'm a meme fan
>>63600167
MAD
AT
OILNIGGERS
>>63600167
Hit the showers
>finnish draft busts
>>63598752
I could go for an Italian right now tbhwyf
>>63600325
Perki :DD
>>63599277
>>63599447
>>63599454
>>63599718
>>63600325
Why are scandinavians so ugly?
There is no /hoc/ but /hoc/ and dog is its messenger
Calgary is so bad
>>63601138
Hallelujah
Give us this day our dank memes and lead us not into reddit
Blessed are the mememakers for theirs shall be the kingdom of dog
>>63599718
vittu perkeleinen
Wings cannot:
Pass
Receive a Pass
Enter the zone
chase the puck
hold onto the puck
not be pylons
score on the PP
whats the dealio? Is it blashill? Why are they so shit?
>>63599256
>brenden smith triples
it means you're fucked for all time
>>63601994
same girl?
>>63602219
Let's just say yes so we know she's hot.
>>63602096
Their memejuice ran out with Lidstrom and then babbydick.
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxOhk4Lk9aE
Canacvcks, ladies and gentlemen.
>>63602219
Would wife withing even thinking about it
>>63602927
>not meeting her parents first to make the family isn't crazy
Even if the girl is sane a crazy family can lead her to screw you over
>>63602994
>a crazy family can lead her to screw you over
a good girl would stop talking to her crazy family if she loved you.
>>63603116
Yeah but he's just jumping in dick first. The only thing about her we know is that she wants the D from Landeskog and is crazy enough to bring a sign to the game declaring it. Never bet on crazy.
Nice digits on your post time.
why is he so elite bros?
>>63603384
Overwhelming desire to put things where other people don't want them
I'm glad the Rags are getting the wins out of the way this early. It will make the non-Cup flameout – or regression if you're muh analytics – more enjoyable
>>63603384
Dominate rape #kobesystem
Anyone else here toadally drunk and furry right now? I am le horny xD
Why on Earth do you put a guy on waivers if you aren't sure he's gonna clear
70% of american /hoc/ posters are too scared to do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poI1VXPhm3Q
>>63603482
Who got claimed?
>>63603492
the Ducks wanted to move Chris Wagner to the minors but he had to go through waivers and Colorado claimed him
either Colorado violated a gentleman's agreement or the GM was just chancing it or some trade is in the works
>>63603492
Not really scared desu. It's more that I'm not a fucking kuckold who owns nigger-tier animals like dogs.
>>63603384
>3 first overall picks in the top 7 scorers
>Ovechkin, Crosby, Stamkos, Tavares, Nash and LeCavallier no where to be seen
leastern conference BTFO
>>63603225
>The only thing about her we know is that she wants the D from Landeskog and is crazy enough to bring a sign to the game declaring it.
I don't think she was being serious.
>Nice digits on your post time.
22 is my hockey number.
>>63603492
I'm afraid of falling through =(
I'm not even fat either,I just cant skate on a lake.
>>63603510
Probably just chancing it. Nothing about Wagner screams "must keep" to me.
>>63603384
LEASTERN ON SUICIDE WATCH
Who /steam link/ here. Tfw no EA NHL on the PC
>>63593477
CTE is killing the NFL and its players
>>63603726
tfw nhl12 is better than nhl16 but 16 is still pretty good.
Also tfw my Be A Pro got drafted to the laffs and hurt McMeme tonight.
>>63603707
Not hard to score when the Werstern Conference is full of tendies like this two kucks ;^)
>>63603794
I bought NHL 11 for like 3 bucks on ebay. I cant skate worth a shit and I cant repeat the tutorials. My guy is flaming out of the Oil Kings and I have only played 2 games
>>63603644
he had a lot of heart
>>63603837
get gud kid :^)
what kind of player did you make? Protip: don't make a grinder/enforcer, make a powerforward or a playmaker.
>>63603885
I made a defensive defense men. But I forgot the tutorial on stick handing and like 90% if my shots just went into the tendies tittie
West against the >least
56-43-10
the >least against the west
53-45-11
LEASTERN CONFERENCE ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>63603909
you're only two in just restart.
>play two years in the minors for the red deer rebels
>get drafted by the lafffs
>leading scorer, first liner
>leading in pims, have lost almost all of my 'discipline' stat
I look like an inbred messier
Guys I hear that Draisaitl is writing a book. The tentative title is "the Big Game".
>>63603805
Not hard to score on your mom when I fuck her on a bed of your chicken tendies
>>63603952
I always accidentally hit X after a whistle and getting some dumb penalty for cross checking. I dont think the NHL games were good
>>63604015
They're made in >hongcouver, what do you expect?
>>63604015
oh, fuck turn after-whistle rules to "anything goes"
Nothing wrong with a little post whistle goonery.
>>63604014
Smuk as fuk eberluk
how does /hoc/ feel about the fact that a rapist balding manlet is going to win the rocket richard and art ross this season
>>63604235
>counting Ovie out in November
W E W
E
W
>>63604235
well he's American which will cause maximum canakuck butthurt so I feel like I'm gonna laugh
>>63604247
>ovechmeme
>>63603557
>lecavalier
>relevant after 2010
k
>>63604279
Exactly my point, he is an unstoppable regular season meme.
>>63604271
This 2bh f@m
>>63604235
Is Price gonna win 10 meme trophys again?
>>63598988
The leafs had them on the ropes most of the night but that loose goal again is an absolute backbreaker. Opened the door and the rangers ran with it.
>>63599083
Still almost lost to the leafs.
Seriously, Bernier must have an awesome agent or something cause whomever sold him as a number one goaltender is salesmen of the century. He has never been ready for the number one job and at this point he doesn't look ready for the NHL.
>>63603492
Fist off, fuck you
Secondly, I would totally do that if
Thirdarino, I knew how thick the ice was
>>63599831
About damn time.
how does /hoc/ feel about the fact that an anti semitic bigot is going to win the rocket richard and art ross this season
http://www.sportingcharts.com/nhl/stats/player-points-per-game-leaders/2015/
mfw the ducks win the cup
>>63604460
at least he's not a balding manlet
>>63604460
feels great to be honest.
>>63604460
I'd love it
>>63604460
It would be pretty meme
>>63604460
>implying that's sustainable
>>63604612
>flim flams finally learn what sustainable means
Welcome back to the basement, how's the best defence in hockey treating you?
>>63604612
>Flames talking about sustainabillity
>>63604644
>>63604675
oilniggers
>>63602219
She is crazy enough to be holding that sign during the wild avs series, in St Paul
>>63604768
I'm excited to see Giordano win the Norris this year, I'm super jelly that's he signed for $6.75M per year until he's 38
>>63604815
Way to cherry pick those stats. The scoring will pick up. Goaltending will solidify and the Flames will be in the post season. Cap it Oil rig nig
>>63604846
I'm sorry, I should have shown that blocked shots record holder Kris Russell was stepping up to shoulder the load. The great part about having the best defence in the league is that even when 1 or 2 guys are having a tough stretch the rest are holding the line.
>>63604815
Not even a Flames fan but give the guy a break. A torn bicep is a pretty crazy injury to come back from. At 32 he is gonna need some time to get his game back.
>>63604869
Duncan Keith has points in both of his games since returning from knee surgery. You know, the type of injury that actually cripples players? When was the last time an arm injury ruined a player's career? Giordano hurt himself in February. The team estimated a recovery of 4-5 months. We're coming up on the 9 month mark.
>>63604862
Kris Russel is a warrior, leading the league in blocked shots is good your idiot
>>63604869
I don't need your help fuck off burger
>>63604937
>Kris Russel is a warrior, leading the league in blocked shots is good your idiot
Yeah that means all he's good at is not having the puck.
>tfw hartley won the jack adams
>tfw the flim flams are stuck with him until next november at the earliest
>>63604807
That's my kind of girl. She'd probably laugh in your face when your teams best defenseman or top forward gets injured for the rest of the season.
>>63604500
holy shit! this is where I remember this girl from!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwlMecZ_9zg
>>63604500
thats a chicken
>Kadri is a 70 point two-way C
/hoc/ why is Amazon's customer support so god tier?
>>63604988
>but then you realize what they are paying you and how low the performance bar is set
reminder americans are fat
>>63605557
Reminder that Canakeks eat three square meals of dick a day.
>>63605463
Idk I've never used amazon
>>63605598
Do they even operate in Finland?
>>63605609
Fuck off Kiwi you stupid sheep fucking fuck
went to the meme game of the season at the weekend lads
>>63605609
lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>>63605630
Is the scooter 4 carrying ur fatass around after you overdose on scotch eggs m8
>>63605666
>tfw this image sums up both the state of Canadian cities and their hockey
>>63605675
Nice pic Ahmed, why don't you bring it with you to the white house
![628_hockey-night-in-canada-punjabi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/800DVX6.jpg "628 hockey-night-in-canada-punjabi[1]")
>>63605697
Says the Capital of North American multiculturalism.
Lel.
>>63605641
deep fried Scotch eggs mate
>>63605647
HAHAHAHHA STOP POSTING UNION FLAG VERSION PLS
>>63605718
It's the one that matches the flag next to your name
>>63605708
THEY GUD BOIZ THEY DINDU NYUFFIN
>>63605675
>if you build a rink Canadians will do anything to play on it
>>63605739
Those in glass houses.
Lel.
doing charity work today lads...still getting paid though which really is annoying my mate.
My work is paying me not the charity
Can we just round up everyone on Facebook using these stupid fucking French avatars instead of actually donating and helping people and shoot them?
>>63605782
This place is for hockey and clip art animals fuck off with your blog
>>63605757
>Literally ruled by a nigger
IT'S
>>63605782
>capitalism annoys englishmen
wow what a surprise. i just asked adam smith and hes like "baka"
![screen-shot-2015-11-05-at-9-36-19-am[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qu2vXmf.png "screen-shot-2015-11-05-at-9-36-19-am[1]")
>>63605796
>They elected a substitute teacher multicultural c.uck
JUST
>>63605795
>for hockey
I thought it was a cage for Americans and Canadians to shit post at each other
>>63605796
>ruled
How telling is it that Canada feels this way about ELECTED officials. Go resubmit to the queen yo.
>>63605807
>Ruled by an nigger
>Ruled by a white man
IT'S
>>63597768
i think they're baseball batting gloves
>>63605819
Stop hating black peoples, it's current year. You can't hate others in current year
>>63605855
This is legit btw
I work in a fraud department this is not a scam
>>63605865
Yeah but what stops the dindu from keeping it? That IS the scam. What can you do about it, call the police? Top kek
>>63605886
Why would he put it in the internet if he wasn't going to follow through with it ?
>>63603384
>the only Eastern Conference player is Krejci at 18 points
Is Krejci elite?
Shit team
>Toronto Marlies vs. St Johns Ice caps: 9-8 (OT)
Meme league tbqh
>>63605975
I gave ur meme mother my meme dick
faget
lel
>>63605973
Shit fans
>>63606012
>Posting Finns
>Being a kek
>>63606085
Hey man I won't talk shit on your cuisine, when you live in the arctic circle you take what you can get.
>>63606085
what did you expect from a soviet shithole though
Are the Keks finally being exposed as a meme this season?
>C.ucks gave the Avs a solid two way forward for absolutely nothing
LEL
>>63604341
Not unless they add an injury trophy.
>>63605718
Scotch eggs are goat
>>63606262
Fatass
Detroit vs:
Top 15 teams:
3-3-0 = .50
Bottom 15 teams:
5-5-1 = .45
Justin Trudeau is actually Prime Minister of Canada
Let that sink in, again.
>>63606348
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
>>63603492
Looks like the area hasn't had much snowfall.
Sadly I've only seen clear ice like that during early winter when it's too thin to support anything bigger than a dog.
>>63605600
Amazon UK delivers to all of western Europe 2bh family.
And yes, Amazon customer service is breddy guud.
>>63606085
>he doesn't like blood sausages
Confirmed for a dindu or asian.
>tfw Detroit is going to win tonight
>>63606390
The lake is called Blanktjärn. A pretty cool phenomenon that occurs when the only water getting into the lake is groundwater, which leades to it lacking nutrients, which then means there will be little to no algiers etc.
>>63606488
>algiers
I knew Sweden was breddy bääd when it came to immigrants but this is a bit much 2bh fAm
>>63606501
Hey, they've got to live somewhere
>Domi, Duclair, OEL, Boedker, Strome
>yfw the yotes win the lottery, draft Matthews and win a stanley cup
>>63606564
Does pronger get on the cup as a medical exception?
>Yfw rangers stars Stan Lee bowl
Also I am in North Carolina for a week and decided to but tickets to see the hurricane.. got center ice tickets pretty much right behind the bench and it only cost me 60 bucks
>>63606645
>mfw when no face
who /breakfastsandwiches/ here?
>>63605975
>Marlies goalie Antoine Bibeau let's in 8 off 34 shots
>Gets replaced with Garret Sparks
>He makes 3 saves from 3 shots, and gets credited the win
Fuck me even the laffs prospect goalies are meme as fuck
>>63607182
>down 4-8
>half way through 3rd period
>win 9-8
Is there a better franchise and is the answer no?
good morning binlan
>>63607212
do finns like to eat sandwiches?
>>63607243
we eat ruisleipä
>>63607243
ppic related it's ruisleipä
makes your poop tight and healthy
>>63607197
Hey don't get me wrong, it was an entertaining game and amazing comeback. I'm just >laffs posting here.
I actually like Sparks. He was down here for that bullshit exhibition game they put on, but he did a goalie coaching thing for a few local guys and from what I heard is super chill. And he has great pads
>>63607254
>>63607270
looks kind of disgusting desu
do you put meat/cheese/vegetables/sauce between the bread or do you just eat that blood sausage on the side?
>>63607352
no one outside tampere eat that shit. we put HK:n blöötä between.
>>63607352
>do you put meat/cheese/vegetables/sauce between the bread
yes
>do you just eat that blood sausage on the side?
no
mustamakkara is only eaten in Tampere
>>63607368
>>63607386
>these plebs
I bet you like suck of muzzies by the train station on your way to your chinese herbal yoga class.
>>63607460
i never said i don't like or don't eat mustaa
>>63607460
lel like there's not much between eating that vomit and being city hippi
>>63607460
>>63607473
>>63607484
>tfw all three finns arguing probably live on the same street or apartment complex
>tfw they will never meet each other and will continue to meme at each other anonymously
>>63607577
I'm your neighbor
>>63607577
>>63607597
>implying we don't all live on the same block
wew lads
>>63607614
i just screamed smuk frok in the street and nobody answered you jerks
>>63607675
i-i wanted to but i was too embarassed >_<
>>63607614
Sorry. Have my headphones on.
Shout again, I'm listening.
Cool hockey discussion, losers
>>63607707
>>63607719
I thought you Mongols had moved on to laine now that poopjarvi is underperforming
>jonathan memier
Parise quads
>>63607751
they have both been great
>>63607781
Nah poopjarvi has dropped like a rock in the draft rankings
Probably due to his stagnating performance
Won't even be a top ten pick
>>63607770
The >laffs were on a nice little roll too. It's a shame memier had to resort back to leaf ways. Oh well it was fun while it lasted.
>>63607816
shit bait lad
Heading to Publix here in a minute, what should I get?
>>63607902
>mad
>at a fucking sandwich
>>63607902
>mad at ruisleipä
why?
>>63607902
Italian fa m
>>63608037
I'll consider it. Had Italian last time though, might change it up.
>>63607902
I'm going to taco bell, it's better
>>63607902
>still spouting this meme
It's like you guys don't have a Jason's deli
>>63608148
>assravaged calikeks and jew yorkers
Lel. Will be posting pics soon ;^)
IT'S
TWO THOUSAND
AND
FIFTEEN
PEOPLE
I
MEAN
How bout that berracade though?
Think he can finally keep it up or is this just a phase?
His confidence used to be shaken easily but it looks like he worked on that.
COME
COME
ON
>>63608398
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Great discussion guys.
>>63608276
We have Jason's deli here it's just nowhere near as good as publix
>>63608439
fuck off
but eat shit before
>>63608441
>too poor to get a real sandwich
I understand completely anon. It's ok
>>63608456
>Mad at a supermarket
baka senpai, baka.
>>63608456
>paying more for worse food
Fa m
>mfw ban for posting >boypussy in a /hoc/ thread
Even if it was off-topic I thought japan was into that shit
>>63608494
was this when everyone went full autism posting off topic images/clip art
>>63608464
>>63608482
>Tampon Gay
>too poor to even try Jason's Deli
>P-publix is better I'm sure of it.
I would be as salty as you guys if my team was swept in the finals too.
>>63608505
i thought that was all the time on /hoc/ these days
>>63608517
fuck off tripfag
>>63608279
not even close, baby
>>63608511
Nigger, Jason's Deli is everywhere a Publix is. Jesus Christ you are fucking retarded.
>>63608552
>mad at a superior sandwich
>>63608511
Jason's deli is nowhere near as good as publix senpai. Not as fresh
Should I wear my jeresy to hockey trainning lads?
>>63608527
>>63608517
Not nearly as much as it was
>>63608564
no desu. thats like being a full kit wanker
>>63608562
I like how the dumb faggot is trying to force his meme
>>63608562
>>63608582
>publix
>not forced
>tampon gay still butthurt
>>63608564
I did that when i was 12. Looking back, I regret it.
Dont do it unless everyone else is
>>63608564
I 'd wear it if I had friends to play with and went with them to play.
>>63608582
all the publix fags forget that lexplorer is the original publix fag. they look up to this man like an idol kek
>>63608564
just go shirtless
>>63608576
>>63608602
>>63608605
>>63608621
Just In case I ruined it. It cost £80
>>63608656
you just get a practice jersey thats cheap
WARNING MEME GAME OF THE CENTURY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRYw6TXvrqI
>Le Angry bearded man
THIS THREAD IS A SHEFFIELD FREE ZONE
NO STEELERS FAN ALLOWED
>In Florida with the senpai
>need to stock up food for the week
>hmm Publix, we'll check it out
>place is full of island spics
>meats look disgusting
>flies everywhere
Jesus, where do the white people shop here?
>>63608695
>20 minutes
closed
http://strawpoll.me/6021650
Which one do you think has sucked the most dick?
>>63608582
>implying publix hasn't already been a real meme for a while
>>63608709
There is 17 goals
>>63608695
>brendan brooks
That fella played for my club a couple of years ago. Nice lad
>>63608774
Hes good for us mate.
Can't Believe we threw away a 3 goal lead.
>>63608819
that's hockey for you.
Alexander "the hockey god" Barkov is back in action baby. Maybe florida will start winning again.
>Ra9s
>>63609072
*Aleksander
>>63608597
It's not forced you dumb kuck. Hiroshima himself acknowledged Publix sandwiches are the best.
Stay mad flyover fag ;^)
>>63608749
I laughed hard when i read that. fucking hoc
>>63608749
Anyone have the archived thread?
>Rangers will win the cup
Wow.
>>63609377
that sends a nice message of unity to all the citisens. Unfortunately it will not stop budget spending on the military or the handing over of the means of production to people's councils.
>5 days unti the Devils play again
>>63609377
>this is what dude weed lmao does to you
Explains why filthy liberals love mudslimes
>>63609603
>Explains why filthy liberals love mudslimes
do you wear a hat made of tinfoil to avoid the saurons' rays that control your thoughts?
>>63609697
I just want to strangle you with my bare hands and pee on you twitching copse.
Is that really too much to ask.
>>63609778
it's only thread
What will happen to /hoc/ when rangers win the Stam Lee bowl?
>tfw you will never be as comfy as this clip art pig
>>63609299
just look at the post number and search it in the archive you retarded faggot
>>63609299
here's another portion of it
>>63609934
Dlete this I'm trying to live m y life.
>>63609934
Is that your wife?
>>63609934
>mfw watching that on repeat
>in 21 games, anders lindback is 6-10-2 with 604 saves, with a .925% save percentage and a 2.3 GAA
how the fuck did we let this happen
>>63605425
fuck just send this towel head down to the AHL until he learns how to shoot
>>63605666
>legalize sodemite marriage 10 years before us by a vote
>vs 9 SC tyrants making 1 ruling
>calls us amerigays
>>63610418
>Amerigays
>>63608505
mad at canes?
>>63610459
literally who?
>>63610418
It was a split decision senpai, only 5.
>>63609697
but Libs love fags and abortions and muslims hate those things so it follows libs should hate muds
>>63610483
me
>>63610491
>muslims hate those things
so do fundamentalists christians. Do you feel any love for the muslims?
>>63610531
they both agree that natural law prohibits sodomy and murder yes
>>63610574
>natural law prohibits sodomy and murder
first you must learn to differentiate between natural and man-made.
Your powers are weak, 0/10
>dedmonton has as many points as Columbus
Top wew
>>63610834
>hall was having a good year last year
>gets hurt
>memedavid gets hurt
why cant they use their other #1 draft picks to win games
>>63610834
>implying the tortorella jackets won't win the cup
>>63610864
how many pushups will it take
who /tribe/ here
>>63606488
Algae f.am
>>63610920
you don't belong in a tribe, what's left of them anyway, you are a white person.
A good socialist policy would be to plan aid and infrastructures for the natives, american states should consider this all over the continent, just like Allente had planned and Morales did.
>>63607902
Shot
>>63611509
that was too obvious
>>63611509
Absolutely BTFO
>>63599277
Is that fucking Brad Marchand's identical twin?
Hey guys, just a reminder than Finns are stupid and smell terrible.
>>63612025
>>63611850
>>63611509
>2015
>still getting mad at sandwiches
>>63612095
devils jersey look cool
>>63611509
>so mad at sandwiches you wish death upon a fellow poster
>>63611509
#rekt
Crosby's S% is 4.4% this season
>>63612318
fuck you norge I thought we were cool
>>63612169
>>63612223
>>63612238
I hope you realise that the post he replied to was aiming to get that response.
I am not mad at sandwiches, I am mad that I didn't get to write it first because I am polite.
>>63612350
Based Lana
>>63597768
Can someone help me, or are you all non hockey playing NEET faggots?
>>63605831
That's not a bad guess, but like
>>63597850
says, they look like all white, single fabric gloves. They don't really look leathery.
>>63612374
Well you're probably just mad at food in general since you can't afford a basket of rice
>>63612424
you see? you have a bad relationship with logic: why would I be mad at food if I didn't have it and longed for it? If you don't have what you want, you want it even more. Especially if it is of vital importance. You let your emotions get the best of you.
>>63612350
What's going on, though? I haven't seen any Pens game this season
>>63612508
they all fucking suck. too much passing not enough shooting from sid in the beginning of the season and now they just suck mike johnston doesnt know how to coach. if dupuis stays healthy he'll get better again
>>63612479
Fox and grapes: the textbook example. The fox was mad at grapes, and grease is mad at a sandwich
>>63612404
first only fags are goalers but they look like just regular faggot gloves.
I've missed hockey season till now.
How are the Sharks doing?
>>63612580
Fuck off, Angus.
>>63612626
That's not flim flam
>>63612626
Que?
>>63612318
>mfw Nazem 'We Actually Believe He's The Next Gretzky' Kadri has a 1.4% shooting percentage
>>63612404
nah i remember seeing in 24/7 or some shit that they're batting gloves that he gets from the yankees
>>63612580
>I accidentally missed 1/4 of the season
>>63612674
What did she mean by this?
>>63612562
that's really a good point. Yes, mad because it's a desire I can't fulfil, so I 'm mad at my desire and the object of my desire. That's why you are mad at the Devils.
>>63612743
she wanted to get my dick hard and it worked
>suck my ritchie nick debut tonight
who can stop him
>>63613013
diabetes
>>63611509
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>63605666
Wasn't this Canada 10 years ago? Caitlynada is more accurate.
>>63611509
OHHHHHHHH SHIEEETTTTT
>>63612692
Hmm, ok thanks
>>63612577
Plug detected
>Nearly a quarter of the way into the season, the Penguins are already on the edge of the Eastern Conference wild card standings. General manager Jim Rutherford did not build this roster intending to flirt with the playoffs.
>All indications are Rutherford does not want to fire Johnston. The Penguins have already depleted most of their organizational depth to try and win now; they don’t have any first-round picks to trade for help. And Malkin’s initial comments may be hinting at a deeper, underlying problem in the locker room that bears watching
is there a bigger waste of generational talent than the modern pens and oilers
"americlaps are losing interest in hockey because the scores aren't high enough. lets start calling every penalty possible so each game is just alternating power plays."
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
>>63612580
bad
>>63613353
idk, some pics look like pic related but some others look like rubber gloves. i could be imagining the 24/7 thing too
>>63612223
>mad at guns
Publix confirmed leftist hippies
>>63613492
>Malkin’s initial comments
what wre they about?
>>63613542
Yeah, that pic just makes them look much thinner of a material than batting gloves
>>63613528
Don't blame wild fans, our PP is pure shit.
>>63613492
>Fill your team with Russians, Canadians, Finns and Americans
>Why do we suck guys?
>>63613129
That's Domi senpai
>Literally a Laff
>>63613854
Maple Laughs need to ship off Dion the goof and Boonier.
>>63613908
dion's shit, but it was good they didn't last season
he's easily the best he's been for the leafs this year and that improves his value
>>63613854
>vhs
Whoa there Ritchie Rich
Is most of /hoc/ on a vacation or something? Why have we had one general for over a day?
>>63613988
It makes me laugh when I see laffs fans talk about one of their player's trade values, when their GM is incapable of making a half decent trade anyway.
http://pm.gc.ca/eng/minister-justice-and-attorney-general-canada-mandate-letter
DUDE
>>63614126
WEED?
>>63614043
lmao literally every fucking trade last season was good how fucking retarded are you
>winnik
>santorelli
>clarkson
>franson
>jokinen
>all those shitty ahl contracts that went nowhere
>>63614126
>>63614135
>mfw edgy highschool fags
>>63612743
Judging from the picture she is on her period and needs the guys to reach into her hockey pants and swap out her bloody pad with a fresh one so that she can stay in the game.
#anything for hockey
>>63614213
>Being a degenerate
>>63614213
get ahold of yourself Randy
>>63614173
Whats up Lou?
>>63614213
LMAO
>>63614213
>mad
>at fucking weed
Where will Jewcic sign next?
>>63614568
vancouver, book it
>>63614584
what the fuck caused this reaction
So how do I get into playing Ice Hockey?
I do really like the sport and want to try it.
UK Fag though. My nearest rink is Nottingham and the closest team is Nottingham Panthers.
What do?
>>63614568
Montreal for lulz
>>63614584
Wat de fuggg
Montreal is 3rd in the league now, below >rags and Dallas.
>>63614649
4-2 loss in Toronto.
>>63614653
Be prepared to shell out a bunch of money for gear and ice time.
Look up local clubs and such. Doubt they have beer leagues (adult rec teams) in the UK but there has to be ways to connect with transported North Americans who play.
>>63614653
Go to rink, rent skates (one size bigger than your regular shoes) be sure to tie them up really tight if they are loose you will not be able to balance. Find the skate assist (pic related) hold onto it while skating until unneeded. If it's not there hold onto the boards.
>>63614649
this gif, probably
>>63614711
>that post-game interview
>>63614262
Lou wasn't the GM last season my casual americaitlyn friend.
>>63614724
is it that "piece of shit" thing? really gotta watch this again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v9wZF-aQ9U
>rags
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
There is a Russia vs. OHL match?? That means the Ontario League???
Finns enlighten me on this please.
>>63615171
l33t hax
>>63614584
Ryan miller is 6'2 and 165 pounds kek.
>>63614888
how can people who fight so much with each other have a union?
>>63614653
move to czech republic
>>63615258
Annual Canada v Russia super series
WHL, QMJHL & OHL duke it out against Russian national teams
>>63615330
Are you watching it?
Friendly reminder that the Kings had NO FANS before 2012
>>63615288
is there even a goalie that isn't complete auschwitz mode?
>>63615313
what?
>>63615443
chara is a b cup.
>>63615443
Roy Worters is 5'3" and recorded 66 shutouts
>>63615482
i dont think you know what auschwitz means
>>63615350
No I'm in a uber right now heading home
>>63615495
Something with jews
>>63615461
Fukin kek
>>63615496
>uber
a skyline train?
what I meant was, is this the match you are planning to watch, assuming you are planning to stay home and watch a hockey game?
Watching the memorial cup finals and couldn't help but notice Draisaitl always has his feet so far apart? Why does Draisaitl have such a wide stance? Oilerfags???
>>63615447
I 'm talking about the NHLPA
>>63615503
he means skin and bones thin
Prettiest NHL player: Landeskog
Ugliest NHL player: Bourque (Rene)
>>63615443
I thought tim thomas might not be so I google tim thomas shirtless. it was all pictures of tim tebow
>>63615503
as an example here's the winner of tour de birkenau
#PrayforIsles
>>63615560
RARE_CAMP
thanks for not going with auschwitz or dachau, freunde
Also time to watch the yotes game until memetreal versus cvckcouver is up
New
>>63615596
>>63615608
post news you worthless faggot
>>63615526
He describes it as his "Lebensraum", necessary for him to comfortably play hockey
>>63614568
LA at some unexplainable discounted rate that coincides with a huge lump sum mysteriously appearing in his bank account
>>63607902
supermarket sandwiches
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