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Insane morning, BT back with a BANG in the UAC Tipping Group
>>63540207
hey, what ended up happening in the liquid vs empire match, did empire come back?
>>63540226
not sure what match you're talking about desu. must have been a few days ago at least.
>>63540207
bet on secret if their odd goes above 2.0
>>63540245
nvm, just saw it ended 3-1, thanks for the map tips a few days ago, each one won
Countdown to rare Bamboo Euan tonight edition
So since what happened in France people will feel bit down and sad so today most games will be draws and very few goals. Get on it boys. Lets take advantage of this and beat those bookers
Shaking over these MOUNTAINS
Eternal Envy is so bad LOL. Diving tier 2 tower to kill a support hero. Value bet for Secret might be coming up though.
>>63540182
E U A N
U
A
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i'm prepared to lose 100$ this weekend on NFL let's get some shit tips in boys
>>63540360
Burrs -7
Did anyone catch that 2.00 odd on secret? I'm trying to help you guys out here, tail my fucking bets.
>>63540385
My God, how hard did you guys tail me? The odd went back down to 1.53 for no apparent reason other than big bets on Secret.
>>63540385
ok tell me a website that i can lay amerifag bets on eports
>>63540385
>>63540408
Guess it wasn't such a big Secret after all!
secret are fucked t b h
>>63540417
it was a LARGE Secret LOL
>>63540427
L O L
got me
>>63540417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0zR8Mx5Lfw
>Applause
>>63540217
zzz aftertiming again
>>63540245
Bow down mother fuckers.
>>63540484
I think the term is "bend over"
If you aren't up 4 figures this morning you're doing it wrong
Lads, Holly Holm is the bet tonight/tomorrow.
Ronda gets caught with a right and it's the biggest upset in a while.
LK lodz u19 to score 2nd @1.50 looks good, dominated the 1st half completely
>>63540523
Yes, and? Berlin has several such teams as well.
>>63540508
stop shit posting please desu. Houdy Honda Housey isn't going to lose. Holm is about to get blasted off the face of the earth.
>>63540531
I'm off to go pull the fire alarm at her hotel senpai. Anything to get an #Edge
>>63540529
>krautslimes
>>63540555
If they can play football, they don't pull other shit when they get bored.
You dolt.
>>63540504
But i only just woke up
>>63540360
Raiders to win
>>63540561
>waking up at 1/2pm
disgusting
>>63540565
12:30, and I know, i'm disappointed in myself tbhonest
>>63540559
Yay! 18 shitskins now have a weekend hobby which means hopefully they won't be planning massacres when they aren't playing football for 90 minutes!
Is this what you're implying? What about the 800,000 shitskins who have arrived at your doorstep in 2015. What does this team say about them?
>>63540569
m8 plz I'm trying to be comfy here
>>63540593
what group is this from?
>>63540360
Cardinals to win
Panthers -4
Cowboys win
Raiders win
Over 54.5 in Pats - Giants
Giants win if you're feeling very cheeky
>>63540607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w
Florida State -10
Alabama -8
Marshall -12
Navy -21
Houston -7
Iowa -11.5
Duke -3
>BIG VALUE
Army -3 @ Evens
>>63540607
>>63540611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WEtxJ4-sh4
>>63540597
Washington is a bit of a shit target New York, LA or Los Vegas are more high profile desu.
>>63540597
>No Cheltenham
ffs
any games gon be suspended today because of paris?
>>63540697
All the games in the Paris area at all levels
>>63540516
Thanks m8
Why is Plymouth winning at York away at 2.15? Shouldn't it be lower, considering form, etc?
>>63540707
cheers lid
palarikovo to score 4th @3.20 currently, down a goal, creating chances and just missed a penalty(after i got them @3, utter utter)
James Mckeown
3 mins · Tipster
Algeria clean sheet NO - Bet365 and more bookmakers - Medium @ 2.1
Tanzania missed 5-6 great chances first 25 minutes. Cannot see them failing to score, missed an open goal and hit woodwork.
The pace is causing Algeria all sorts of problems. They just cannot handle it.
James Mckeown
Just now · Tipster
Re-back Algeria clean sheet No - 2 x Mediums = Large Total - Medium @ 2.1
9-0 Great chances, posted last 3 in PGA.
>>63540883
Mackers getting excited
M A C K E R S
>>63540855
>>63540883
so shrewd. up huge.
>>63540838
Thanks m8.
Got on them DC too @4.00
>tfw re-backed both mack's tanzania bet and palarikovo to score 4th @4.33
>>63540936
Take that back!
>trying to pick a winner in a 20+ horse jump race
bookies must be laughing
>>63540634
They're going to attack the Redskins to help the Saints' shitty offense
>>63540936
Get off the internet, Abbas, it's time for prayers
>>63540972
>insert kebab
>>63540360
Bears win
Giants win
Cardinals win
Just got back from work lads, ready for a comfy day of betting and some uni work.
NEED Chambly Thelle like AIR
Do it for Paris
>>63541270
TYBG
Is Russia the bet?
>>63541270
Legend
>>63541270
How does he do it?
let's see if A I R gods show me their favor as they do for britanon.
NEED a Cuneo goal like A I R
>>63541293
cheers lad, was only on -0.25 so full win ;)
>Halifax 3-4 Braintree
>halftime
Holy shit
>>63541333
>missed a 93' pen
>concede a 2nd immediately after
great last minute Russian goal, fuck sake
>Mara putting Bhutan at a +7 against Qatar
DESPERATELY need J West or Euan to spoonfeed me whether this is enough to take. Kind of wanted +10 at least tbqh.
FUCK OFF RUSSIA REEEEEEEE3E
>>63541691
what were you on? I had a medium on no goals :'(
>>63541714
I was medium on U 0.5 goals but I rebacked when I thought the odds weren't trailing the rball quickly enough.
Fuck me sideways, what a great way to start the day.
>>63541691
>>63541714
Same lads. I was trying to decide on [email protected] or No goals @1.9 and went with the "safe" option. Feels bad to be a slug sometimes desu.
Price boosts by Paddy Power si that means guaranteed profit
On a scale of 1 to 10 how mad does this post make you?
anyone replies to the post above I'll lay your mum out
>>63541871
10/10 for you LOL
>>63541856
1 as i got on secret at evens desu
>>63541874
:^)
generous goal by fleetwood to allow more peterboro rebacking
>>63541659
BT is the Bhutan guru m8
Normies shaking if Sheffield score. Only game letting down Sky's 10/1 enhanced accy.
>>63542070
Are enhanced odds value?
>>63542070
woopty do 10/1
G A B O N
A
B
O
N
NEED TO BET ON THE BABBY CUP TBHONEST
>ignoring the sub edition
shaking my head lads
Need Nestle or >Ameribets to give me American Football tips. Don't trust other slugs tbbbbh.
>>63542805
will you shitlords get Zlataned tonight?
I believe so
NO POLITICAL DISCUSSION sub edition
>>63543894
Gonna need to see the data for that one
Genuinely shaking at the amount of reports I've made in this thread.
Anyone else hate betting on unders? Always makes me sweaty
>/BET:
Lil' bit on Sudtirol to win against Renate
>>63544034
no fun in drawing dead before it's over.
absolute tears at your mudslime problems lads, the immigration situation is WORLD here
I know one of you is Calijah :^)
Who should I bet on, C9 or NewbeeY? Dubs decides
>>63544809
C9 special stake
>>63544827
Does this count as dubs? or is it only the last 2 digits?
queretaro ll - irapuato o2.5 @2.3
r8 my bets pls
1- Slovakia - Iceland (Iceland victory)
2- Poland - Czech Republic (Czech victory)
3- Venezuela - Ecuador (Ecuador victory)
>>63544856
Only the last 2 digits newfag
>>63544875
Decent.
Poland is playing their B team and letting a few young guys play, so should be easy for the Czechs.
>>63544809
>>63544856
normie detected...
All in on C9, GO
Sharks ML vs Sabres
Canadiens 3Way vs Avalanche
Erie vs London o7
Sarnia -1.5, -2, -2.5 etc vs Guelph
Kitchener ML vs Owen Sound
how are these NOT the bets of the nights?
>>63544875
what's with that tiny ass paper?
kek
>>63544861
4/4 today, hope that IRA anon is still tailing me
>>63544861
3/3 from you today m8.
Thank you
>>63545040
4? Shit. Must have missed one
>>63545065
yeah just noticed i didn't really word it like i was suggesting a bet, but pre-staked peterborough, re-backed after goalless HT and after fleetwood equalised
Fucking blunts
>>63544875
nice odds for Ecuador. Will probably get on that.
http://www.theguardian.com/money/2015/nov/14/man-beat-bookies-banks-sports-betting-savings
>you will never be this shrewd
>>63545620
What exactly was the point of this article
good odds for cerro largo to beat progreso, good odds for +2.5 goals total, teams are defending like shit, pitch is good and this half inclined favoring cl attack
>>63545724
SURELY some sort of irony
>>63545730
>this half inclined favoring cl attack
EDGE. #on
Also put some money on torque. Rocha has a shit coach and their best attackers are injures
I mean the pitch is literally inclined
>>63545620
>bet 50 times at 1.44 odds
>make profit
>never bet again
wow impressive
down unspeakable amounts on cerro largo
>>63545620
This is surely a troll article?
He made £185..
Looks like something you would see on reddit.
>>63546281
>not taking overs
>>63546281
Should've gone Cerro Mediumo m8
>>63546308
Yeah and comparing 18.5% ROI after 50 bets to a pro's annual 8% ROI
How many thread engineers are there in /bet/?
For example you can make a post that will often get many replies and instantly change the topic of discussion in the thread or discussion in the thread often revolves around your posts and you maintaining the flow of it.
I know Euan is one, and I believe I myself am one too, anyone else?
>>63546541
i used to i think
>>63546541
Here
>>63545620
djkbrown2001
6h ago
2
3
I rather go for the long odds. Did it in tennis. Won a few handy bets. Lisiki at 16/1 vs serena a few years back gave me a tidy return. I put the winnings to good use and bought my nan a wheelchair.
Good lad
>>63546541
here but I prefer the term Thread Architect
thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBXv37PFcAQ
>>63546724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNQRtmIMxk
"no"
need a goal in the cerro game for new A I R jordans
>>63546750
banging tune m8 so i'll let you off with that just this once
Will Euan make it 9+ before January 2nd 2016?
Yes @2.25
No @ 1.60.
>>63546770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI
another chart topper m8
>>63546815
i prefer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnq74MaUGc8
nautico @2.3 lads
>>63546841
>eurotrash gone too far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P9HCPAEc48
>>63546797
Yes, medium.
>>63546888
>eurotrash gone too far
not even close m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQ
>>63546961
now THIS is a banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHjNmyzrVvM
>>63546843
I trust you.
>>63545730
Give a fake goal to make it 1-2 please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0Zqt8mXs4
>>63546797
SPECIAL stake on no please
Having one of those days, very sweaty
There was an incorrectly unallowed goal for cerro largo and didn't red card a progreso player. With ten minz remaining players were tired and just hoofed the ball around
Sorry brehs
>>63540617
On fsu, marshall, navy, iowa and houston. Looking good so far.
Need a nautico goal like
>>63547214
It was good info regardless. Cheers m8
>>63547455
barely had any chances for the last 10 minutes, really shoddy considering this is a must win if they hope to promote
Thoughts on pistons clippers?
Fuck you Crewe fuck you
>was large on barracas -1.5
>ends 5-4 with a single man scoring all 4 goals for the opponents
fuck you herrera
lads lads lads ;)
what we up to tonight? ;)
>go to bed
>wake up and see like 100 british posts deleted
>>63547939
fuck man unlucky
>>63548149
SO FUCKING BOREEEEEEEEED
>>63548139
gotta sign him in fm
>>63548149
I'm going to test if I'm able to cover matches through TV
medium rare on manta fc - fuerza amarilla btts @4
>tfw i put the rare in there spontaneously to spice up the bet and i unironically got a steak captcha
the signs are there lads
>>63540508
I really hope roused gets fucked up, is it on TV?
Couple of NBA bets senpai
Giannis Antetokounmpo Under (17.0) point against the Cavs. @ $1.87
He started the season of well but has slowed since then. Only scored over 17 points once in the last 5 games against the likes of Brooklyn, Boston and Denver.
With Lebron likely guarding him for 75% of the game, they will go to other options as he will find it tough to get to his spots on the floor.
TY Lawson over 11.5 @1.87 points against the Mavs
Has had 11 or more points 5 out of 8 times this season and is up against the mavs he should get 10-15 mins of attacking J.J.Barea/Raymond Felton which should get him to his total easy enough.
Also if Beal doesn't play I will likely have something on Magic+6 1.9 and straight at 2.90
I <3 prestaking
>pre-staked cloppers overs
>1(one) point in the first 3 minutes of the 4th
>>63548825
personally went large on clippers spread when it was +6.5
>>63548842
holy shit this is just sad, literally shaking for OT
Thank you based Porto and Torque, you saved my day
classic bottom on uk gold
>>63548888
what was the line? Might still be a chance with fouling
>Drummond hitting FT's
>>63548888
this last quarter mang.
need a pistons 3 like AIR
surreal game, still shaken, feeling numb
>>63549377
>tfw started getting on Slovakia tips right in time as he started losing
Shaking knowing the Canadian DOTA man will be returning to rustle my jimmies soon.
>tfw posted Ben 10 tip on twitter but forgot to do it on /bet/ Sorry Brahs.
Having a cheeky bet on Anton Zafir @ 3.85 as Moontasri can bottle it by getting gassed
lux aftertiming anther winner!
Need another goal in Santa Tecla v CD Chalatenago like A I R
Hebraica will destroy Olimpia. Hebraica has one of the best teams and the best national player by far, while Olimpia is playing for relegation and won't have supporters due to a sanction. Don't know if it'll be a high score though, Hebraica defends really well, has two of the best foreigners (3 and 5), meanwhile Olimpia has a 2 and 4, so it's weak on the paint. Easily 10 points difference
Aguada v Welcome will be really tight, teams are even and it's a derby. I don't know if it's likely but if you see a big minus on Welcome or a big plus on Aguada it's a good bet
Will be busy covering but I'll try to give some tips. Be sure to wait until the first quarter to place your bets, as teams here over/under perform in them more often than not
>>63549724
Going to start commenting "goal" on random bets posted here just to annoy you desu. Why do you care?
>>63549941
Sorry meant a small minus/reasonable plus on Welcome
Matches will start in half an hour
>>63549941
Hebracia line is -20.5, unless they have a terrible 1st Q it seems unlikely they'll be a bet.
The line is 3 in the other game so seems well priced, o/u at 165.5, is that fair?
>>63549423
already bounced back lid, sadly decided against posting it here as i was a bit rustled after the clippers game
>>63550173
I was keeping my eye on this game. Odds seemed a bit off, had Wellington as the favourites even though Nelson were all over them
>>63550242
yeah, nelson were priced as underdogs when the shots were like 20-6 in their favor, bookies clueless
Tears if you aren't already UAFC on NCAAF
Baylor -3 @ 2.05 get on it lids
>>63550492
Post slip
>>63549507
LOL, i actually fell asleep. Very sad that I couldn't watch the last few games of the day. It's been a roller coaster but I won A LOT of money since the frankfurt major started. Can't wait to keep going on Monday.
Next on the menu, UFC. Check the parlay play of the day lids. Hop on board, next stop 6 digit bank roll LOL.
Get on before you drown in tears.
>>63550016
Both teams are around 80 points for this match, but it can go either ways, even though is slightly more likely for an under as it's a derby, and teams here in Uruguay are really defensive, 165.5 is pretty close
>>63550690
What's your reasoning behind backing Whittaker?
Blind punting on Northern Football Women -1EH @ just over evens for addict reasons
>>63550834
are you the same britbro who was on the nelson game? got on -0.25fh a few mins before your post, reckon there might be some more if they stop scoring for a while
>>63550834
>deleting posts
>>63550999
not that guy
>>63551020
deleted it because I looked into the game and its 1st vs 2nd, didnt want to mislead anyone into thinking it could be a train
Hope someone jumped into Welcome when it was -7
Still I think it would be safe to bet on Aguada's plus, maybe third quarter
>>63551502
Went as high as this lid. ty
>>63551502
on hebraica -13.5 and -8.5, they're starting to get their shit together
>What hobbies do you have, anon? What do you do in your spare time?
>>63550492
I took over 77
>>63551803
I'm into art, travel around the world covering sports and (will) win money predicting the future
Also I sell drawn pornography in a laotian beyblade forum
>the gigantic disgusting shithole of Houston
>>63551803
I fuck sluts like you to fill a deep missing satisfaction in my work.
my dick is fucking hard as stone right now at the thought of collecting big on holm
holy shit
>>63551988
post slip
>>63551902
>losing to Dallass's bench
jesus christ Houston
down
a
cat
cunt
>>63551803
I sit in my room slaving over Eastern European team sheets.
Ffs that salad is costing me a medium stake
I wish I was at home sweating on New Zealand slag overs
My feet hurt
I bet she doesn't even have a 4 figure roll, pleb.
The Wifi is shit in here, I need to check on my Dutch youth 4 fold
I wonder if she has any friends in U.S. women's college football. Will ask after the salad.
Ffs Jong psv again. DAC
Need to go home and update my spreadsheet
>>63551988
Holm actually has a decent chance of winning if UFC didn't fix that shit and if Ronda will stay true to her decision to stand and bang with her. I'm guessing that she will as she's delusional about her boxing, especially after the fight with Correira. Even though she's still an obvious favorite, the odds are way off.
>Missing free throws
what is the purpose of this?
>>63552405
Theres not a chance they'll let Ronda lose. Zero.
NEED a Northern Football Women goal like AIR
>>63552405
there's value on rousey at 1.05 LOL
Why do the women in NZ play in winter but the men play in summer?
>>63552433
That's why I said IF only UFC didn't fix that shit. I'm not that kind of guy who thinks UFC is rigged, but I could see Dana rigging such an important match to ensure Ronda being an enormous draw to Kingdom come
>>63552548
1.1 @ 365 m8
Please don't bring on the wheelchair team for the 4th Q Hebracia
>>63551803
I shitpost on a Vietnamese flower picking forum all day every day baby
>>63552609
you can never trust the jews
>>63550773
i just see whittaker knocking him out.
>>63540182
daily reminder that trying to "no political discussion" in your title as some way to deflect the recent changes around here of subjects not discussing sports and its players when the subject itself isnt actual sports being played its fucking gambling
there are no sporting events that involve pulling a bar and 3 slots roll around
>>63552941
to be specific
>the act of spending money on something you think is going to happen, is not a sport or a sporting event.
for those who then wanna retort with some small factoids or twist shit
>>63552941
Please have sex.
>>63552941
This is terrible, terrible English.
>>63552941
Begone child.
>>63553001
>The act of spending money on something you think is going to happen, is not a sport.
>Gambling is the wagering of money or something of material value (referred to as "the stakes") on an event with an uncertain outcome with the primary intent of winning additional money and/or material goods.
>>63553020
We talk about sports here too
>>63552941
>>63552973
Talking about sports isnt a sport either so every thread should be moved.
>>63553066
you do that in the appropriate threads
this isnt your blog, you dont get to conveniently sway the rules and proper threads just because you cant use browser tabs properly and discuss the proper topics in their place across multiple tabs.
>>63553081
there's where you're wrong buddy
cause that's exact definition of this board
to discuss sports, not "other hobbies and shit that make it convenient for just you"
nice try, Gambling is not a sport.
>>63553100
You're not talking about sports right now, you should be banned from this board
>>63553138
neither is this thread.
>>63551502
come the fuck on, needed anything but a meaningless 3 on olimpia's last possession to cover the -13,5 and of course they hit it reeeeeeeeeeee
>>63552941
Let's look at all the posts relating to sport
>>63552851
>>63552700
>>63552609
>>63552561
>>63552560
>>63552433
>>63552412
>>63552405
>>63551902
>>63551635
>>63551502
>>63551396
>>63550834
>>63550712
>>63550288
>>63550016
>>63549963
>>63549941
>>63549723
etc.
Other than the 3 or 4 people who were talking about the political, it is more sports related than 50% of /sp/ posts. Most of us dont want the politics here either and wish the hotpocket men would sort it out (>>63544632) which they did.
If you honestly think a sport betting general has no place on a sports board, you need your head checked. Go home /asp/ie.
sport (spôrt)
n.
1.
a. An activity involving physical exertion and skill that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often undertaken competitively.
spending money on something you thing may or may not occur is not physical exertion
>On Hebraica -13.5
>Olimpia last minute 3 pointer lets Hebraica win by 13
FOR WHAT PURPOSE
>houston @ home
>playing one of the worse teams in the west
>that's sitting 3 starters
>losing by 20 in the first half
>>63553182
b-but I said 10 points slova-kun
I was checking the match while covering and it got as low as -5.5 for the joos
Luckily Welcome went all according to the plan
I'm really surprised as an uruguayan of being able to predict basketball better than football. I mean even the basketball players play football on their weekends with friends
>>63553200
It is. I have to move my fingers to type the bet amount in the slip.
Checkmate buddy.
>>63553192
again, deflecting other threads and subject matters that were also taking place in their own series of "generals" doesn't change the fact that the objective topic of betting threads has nothing to do with discussing what took place or may take place in a game.
the fact you cant simply use the proper threads and then make your own decisions on what you want to do with that information, doesn't change the rules or make it a sport.
otherwise, in the recent events of "things barely resembling a proper sport" has a proper board already which you can use
>>63553253
yeah i was also on -8,5 thankfully but still it hurts to get btfo like this
need magic to cover the +6.5 to numb the pain
>>63553319
Didnt see a thread for the New Zealand women's league games earlier. I'll be sure to make one in the future though. Hope the Hong Kong Division 3 match day thread is buzzing later. Thanks for the advice, buddy!
>>63553319
as a matter of fact, im waiting for someone to bring up the "well the act of poker and other gambling is seen as a sport or competition to some"
at which point i would agree, but it's also literally the exact type of an "alternative sport" at the very least, not the traditional physical activity of traditional sports.
skateboarding or snowbordering (which are olympic sports now) requires more physical exertion than betting and has tournaments, and that was deemed an alternative sport
simple as that, doesn't need to be a long drawn out discussion.
>>63553319
Would love to test your chin
>>63553319
get out of here you scruffy meff, you're taking the thread even more off topic than you're complaining that it already is
>replying to virgins
Can Baylor not kick extra points like wtf
Would learning a bit of dota be worth my time?
I feel that it would take some time, make some money, but then the odds will get adjusted/game dropped and I'll get fucked. If only SC2 wasn't dead
Shoulda known Baylor was due to get exposed ffs
>>63554444
McHindsight quads
>hockey
>struve v rosholt
And people say WRESTLING is gay kek
>>63555897
wow this fight is shit they both should lose
>>63555989
The crowd are booing cause it's so boring
>>63550690
tears
>tfw got on philly u21.5 in the 3rd and spurs -8,5 in the 4th
wew lad
>>63540617
Nice pics lid. Houston fucked me big though.
Is it time to lump on the warriors or will they actually get their first loss?
ml is around 1.5 right now at (40-25)
>giannis unders btfo in 2nd OT
zzz
>>63554444
Bet the over 77. Rain almost fucked me
contemplating Joanna and Rousey at $1.21
free money?
>>63557630
How was it btfo. he had 16 points the line was 17 senpai
>>63558358
might be a bit late, but staked on $100 at 1.17 for both
if ronda loses and she stops appearing on the news then i'd be ok with losing $100
>>63558358
May aswell just go not to go the distance in the joanna fight @1.22
>>63556599
Wasn't expecting Iowa to allow that many points.
I should have known better about Houston and Memphis, though.
for a start my budget just built up to 100, pls no bully
yesterday sure that I was winning like 20, woke up and I actually had lost 30
today be mad as fuck because my bets are going to shit, watch dragon ball super, come back, won 10 dolla
do you guys track your success over different sports so you readjust how aggressive/conservative you are while betting? after tracking my bets I've seen a great progress
>>63559475
Yes, tracking bets is always good. Helps you come up with a "system".
Also protip: Never bet angry.
holy shit
>nest up on warriors with a minute to go in regulation
>>63560233
literally shaking
and I bet just 4 fucking euros
>>63540508
>>63540508
>>63540508
LITERALLY SUCK MY DICK BET
>aftertiming
don't give a fuck
I WAS RIGHT
I WAS RIGHT
AHAHAHAHA
WONNN BIG
HOLY FUCKING HOLM KNOCKED OUT THE BITCH
Damn it, I was tempted to put a cheeky tenner on Holm but I pussied out
>>63561060
>LITERALLY SUCK MY DICK BET
b-but I was on Holly Holmes too...
lol fix?
>>63552433
The city of you
>>63561701
LITERALLY SUCK HIS DICK TOO BET
>>63561104
The two smartest lads on /bet/
aw yee
Thanks Holmes
>>63561956
holy fuck
>>63562171
>>63562171
>5.50
Shop around next time senpai, other books had her paying 8 or 9.
>When you regret not going higher on a cheeky
BASED HOLLY
>>63562191
$5866.20 is my total balance, $200 is the winnings. Still bretty good though.
>>63562385
this is why I tend not to go for cheekies. instead of being happy they won I just wish that I'd put more on it
>>63562432
>>63561956
I was gonna say, I didn't think the odds would be that high
>>63562453
Exactly.
Who else /madeoutlikeabandit/ tonight?
>>63562295
>shop around
No, it was just an in-play bet in the middle of the first round.
>>63562624
>8/12 ncaaf
>based holly Holmes
up a right cunt lad
man after being here for almost a week I learned so much and my daily increase in winnings and success rate is starting to show, because also the losses that are good bets don't bother me, and the ones that weren't good are identified and swerved
besides that I realized that basketball is so free money most of the time. you can always catch a match between a clear favorite and clear loser, wait for the handicap to adjust after a couple points, line and sink- I don't even know much about basketball, my experience is two years of the shit local league, and even then am winning money on NBA without watching said matches
to think I was wasting my time trying to learn volley and handball
>>63562516
Ha yeah, it'd have to be like 300 to 1 or something ridiculous.
>>63562790
Oh right, carry on then.
>>63562790
how far in? Holly was winning from the get go
>line started at -2000 last night
>dropped to -1400 by morning
>dropped to -1000 late afternoon
I can only loathe myself for buying into the ronda rousey is good meme
>tfw for a brief moment earlier I considered putting 5k on ronda
SOME FAGGOT ON /HEEM/ PUT $10K ON RONDA
>>63562936
During the first minute, bookies often snooze during MMA events because their "experts" can't interpret what's going on properly. For example during Struve versus Rosholt borefest for like 3 minutes the value on Rosholt was rising despite the fact he was winning all that time.
all natty
>>63563210
Link?
>>63563210
Kek it's like that guy that put all his savings on the undertaker at mania 30
>>63563464
Or that Swedish guy that put $2000 on some soccer team that were up 3 goals at the end of a match and then they got 4 goals in 10 minutes.
>>63563639
Or /freemoney/ doing it twice; once with serena at wimbledon and then Federer last month.
>>63563707
Turns out /bet/ is full of mugs and degens, who would've guessed?
>>63561104
Why did this win and mine lose
Inb4 babby stakes
Tfw almost put my entire bankroll on rousey for the /freemoney/ and ended up putting a tenner on holly for the keks... Truly a blessed day senpais
>>63565415
"No"
>>63565265
contact them DESU, attach that screenshot.
>>63565415
Shit, imagine being confident/stupid/rich enough to put 20G on an 11/1
>>63565265
>>63565578
The over 1.5 rounds bet lost, the fight ended less than halfway through the 2nd.
>>63565657
Vegas dave won 2.5 mil on the roylels to win the eries this was a cheeky for him
>>63565657
Thats the guy who won 2 million betting on the Royals
Brisbane Roar to score first @2.3
>>63565886
was on AH -0.5 myself
well done, lid
>>63562878
What live handicap site are you using for the bball games?
congrats on your recent success anon
>>63565747
>>63565692
>>63565415
Anyone pay up the $500 to get his weekly picks?
The pastebins are down btw guys. I'm kinda new, is there another copy of them floating around?
>>63566223
They aren't down, a couple of them have semi-colons at the end, get rid of those and they work fine
>>63566267
Ah, thanks mate!
Anything good to bet on right now?
Is there something good in those Hungary u19 games right now?
>>63566805
Over 2.5 in Kawasaki v Gamba
It's into last 10 minutes though so a bit risky but I think it'll happen
should i cash out lads? can brady do it?
>>63566843
Alright, might as well try it.
Thanks, m8.
>>63566901
Don't put too much on it, I don't wanna feel bad if it doesn't come in
>>63566118
just bet365 because it has loads of games of all kinds and skill levels, so it's really easy to find matchups that get way too even or too uneven for their skill difference, and snatch a good handicaps. with this I had a 16-0 streak and am pretty sure that at least half of my lost bets were value bets
>>63566872
If you can cash out for anything above what you wagered, then you should do it desu
>>63566901
Sorry mate, thought it looked good
just downed a whole jar of peanut butter think I am going to be sick
>>63566924
>>63567085
No problem, I did went small on it so it's ok.
>>63567050
damn I was hoping not, in the USA.
Thanks though pal
>>63567178
I've been told marathon bets has loads of basketball bets too
I'm liking the cardinalstomorrow for nfl. Palmers been studying tapes while Russels on vacation
http://mweb.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25368185/look-russell-wilson-spent-his-bye-week-on-a-beach-in-mexico-with-ciara
http://arizonasports.com/story/436792/carson-palmer-not-resting-during-arizona-cardinals-bye-week/
>tfw the karlova ves u19 are playing a game 250 metres away and it's on 365
>too cozy to go rball hounding in the rain
i'm not really sure how a good artificial turf responds to rain play-wise but might be value in overs in a while as the pitch is a lot shorter and home side are 3-0 up
>>63568680
need 1 more, also on slovan bratislava B to score 2nd @3.10 is value
it's like a ghosttown here, hope someone got on either of them
also is there a better feel than getting an edge and winning a bet on your closest local team that you know half the people in?
Torino +3.5 2nd quarter line t b h
zaragoza -0.5
i pre-staked her ML, but imo kvitova will get an easy win, she's hitting insane shots, maria with the UEs like always and the czech crowd is creating a crazy atmosphere, might be value in there
>>63566872
never cash out senpai unless you're desperate for the money
man I'm making so many wins now
scored like 5 wins in the paok-whatever female basketball match, the teams in greek league never seem to reach 55 and found an O/U with 66.5, saw the match was ending and snatched a between-6, and unders for the quarters (they'll probably end both below 11, shit man)
in low point matches the system is fucked, I mean, they use an engine designed for the +220 nba games, and there are some which can't even reach 100, a team scores a streak and your handicaps becomes free
Only going to be up 700, feel so sick. Would have been 3k+ with the right bubblegum accounts
>>63569217
hope no one followed my shit tip
kvitova in straight still around 2.20, masha is struggling every service game, but then again it's >slags
>>63569447
post matches to keep an eye on anon
>>63569476
Hopped on Milan -1.5 kek
>>63569482
I'm going to when I feel more confident. Should've tipped the paok match because it was a joke though
The rest of greek female basketball matches are to be played to day, so keep an eye on that and check the last results of the teams, you'll be surprised at the amount of 40ish-20ish
>>63569473
Slonim?
was expecting for real and barcelona to get a bad streak but each started 6-7 to 0 lol
won't touch that with a stick
>>63565690
Must....not...take...bait
>>63566872
I'll buy your bet if you're pussying out
>28 quid profit on Holm beating Rousey
10/10 thing to wake up to desu
TTT Riga - Cesis, 40-3 first quarter
top fucking kek they had to close the market because match broke the system
>>63569473
Sure?
I'm betting on the Cesis +96.5 for science
IK Brage U19 +2.25 imho
Christmas dinner paid for
holy shit this is so fucking rigged
>>63569743
>>63569718
someone tipped?
>>63569715
on +115,5, they have to stop scoring sometimes right?
>>63569709
Did you not get on Lida HT lid? They were @4 on most bubblegums
>>63569773
I have no idea what's happening, but it's one of the most captivating ways I've burned money
>>63569780
I did actually but surely most people took bets relating to Slonim winning
>>63569782
my poppa always used to say that all women are sadists, we'll see if that's true
>>63569790
>>63569780
remember guys, if it wins you were on it, if it loses it was manipulation all along and you knew that too
>>63561833
>The slum of me
>>63569807
;)
>>63569827
That's because you thought it was a HT/FT fix and laid Lida HT, Slonim FT on bf and backed on bubblegums
Let's talk NFL.
Bucs ML, Pats-Gnats overs, ... ?
>>63569834
No. I thought it was a HT/FT but at 3-0 I put in a lay because I expected the market to react to 3-0 HT. I then put in another lay at 4-2 right after the goal because I thought the market would panic. Which it did a bit.
I backed HT @ 4 on bwin because they didnt have HT/FT and it was the only one open at the time. I just got lucky really.
>>63569827
Loool, obviously just trading some of stake out. Nice aftertime too
>>63569858
Yeh I did that too, but only at 3-0. Never seen a HT/FT go to 3-0 before, and was surprised they got backed to 2.4 before it went to 3-1 desu
fuark, shenzeng's 3rd quarter line got out to +11.5
Just paid for Rossy Boy's carvery fuming, he'll be able to get chocolate fudge sundae's for the wife and kids as well, dac
>You'll never take Rossy Boy hostage
sprinter sacre lads
>>63569765
No just me and rball twitchers that i know of.
altior lads
wogs out
>dozen break points for kvitova in the 2nd
>proceeds to lose serve when it's 4-4, 40-15 via two doublefaults followed by 2 shitty 2nd serves
becoming more misogynistic by the second
>>63569969
same t b h, i can't stop yelling misogynist slurs when betting on slags
>>63569953
lads
Large staking Lechia Gdansk U19 -2 from 3-0
>>63570016
Scored as I posted so large staking -1.75 from 4-0 if it gets there instead
>>63570016
surreal, was waiting for the odds to increase after the 4th, tears at me
What does "money line" mean when betting on american football?
Also who else /faugheen/ here
>>63570071
Straight win, no handicaps lid
>>63570071
/faugheen/ for days
who /shrewdbutlazy/ here?
>>63570241
You can't be shrewd AND lazy.
>>63570027
HUP
were @ 1.4 with 10 minutes to go
Who says there's no value in mainstream games?
>>63570471
>aftertiming over £30
pmsl, embarrassing
Sirius u19 +0.75
>>63570485
feasting on my pizzahut and your tears as we speak lid
Large staking Schott Mainz Women DNB
IMAGINE IMAGINE backing AN ANIMAL @ 1.2!
>>63570583
Humans are animals, lid.
kek faugheen lost, not a good day for undefeated streaks
>>63570591
Your mum certainly is
>>63570583
>>63570599
Stop being an arse or the Bamboo rare gets released early
>>63569909
>>63569953
>>63569998
TEARS IF YOU WERENT ON
>>63570623
but who will spoonfeed you bets now student mong?
>>63570663
Trip on you boring bastard
>>63570595
It was a fix so that Faugheen has higher odds at Cheltenham festival which he will inevitably win
cheeky fiver on djoko bagel in 1st t b h
You are the junior trader at Ladbrokes. Your line manager has asked you to price a special market for the England vs France friendly on Tuesday, the market is whether England fans will join in with French fans in singing the French national anthem before the match. For the market to be settled as a winner, at least one fan in the crowd dressed in England apparel MUST be seen singing along on TV.
How do you price it?
>>63570696
1.0000000000000000000000000001
>>63570696
1.01 zzzzzzz
>>63570696
I'd say there's probably a 80% chance of it happening so I would price it at 1.8
>>63570742
>a 80% chance of it happening so I would price it at 1.8
wat the fuck m8
>>63570749
fucking hell Germany, you've been had far too easily there
>>63570689
same desu, got on @ 19 when he was 30 love down
>>63570742
How do I sign up to your bookmakers?
>>63570749
?
Aren't fractional odds designed so the implied % chance is easier to see?
e.g
80% = 1.8
>>63570742
>>63570471
>>63570241
>>63569681
At least 2 (you)s here.
>>63570762
full system failure from djokobot there, what was that, like 4 UEs?
>>63570554
Another HUP
SURREAL
Large staking Estonia U21
Had a dream about ROSSY ffs.
I was in some house with a bunch of people then he came in with his son and everyone was like "oh wow it's Ross" and he knew my name and said "hello" and I said "alright Ross?" And he gave me a fist bump and I shook hands with his kid.
There was a TV in the corner and everyone was watching it but it was turned off and Ross was like "we all watching a blank screen?" And the kid said something stupid which I can't remember but everyone laughed and Ross got mad and left with his son.
>>63571241
kek
>>63571253
kek
Who oak -3 here?
Hnnng
>>63571463
Vikings -2.5 nigguh
So many favourites won today on the horses. Should put on more muggy L31's.
Thanks for reading
http://espn.go.com/chalk/story/_/id/14095257/how-world-biggest-bookie-paul-phua-was-snared-fbi-last-year-world-series-poker-walked-away-free-man
Interesting read desu
Open revolt in kekston's group pmsl
>>63571860
No there isn't
Mackers down an utter cunt on uefa u19 last 2 days
Meanwhile Euan is up 3 large stakes
>>63572069
Where are Euan's tips? Mackers was uac yesterday anyway
Large staking Arka Gdynia II SW
>>63571972
yes there is you spastic, down utter this last month and now original tip and reback both down last night
>>63572081
euan posts them on /biz/ now
>>63571463
here
actually gonna win, so might as well go ML
>>63572099
Screenshot then or fuck off
>>63572215
>claiming there isn't when you aren't even in the group
lol fuck off you spoon
>>63572257
I wasn't that other lad, lad
>>63572288
ok honey
Need PROFITS like air
>>63572099
There is no revolt, I'm in the group. It was an unlucky game. Don't know why you're making up stuff, if you don't like the group leave.
>>63572328
Why are you still shilling your group kekston? Face it, no spoonfeed from joe or blogabet = no +ROI
>>63572379
I'm not shilling the group at all, if anything I'm not sure it's worth the 30 quid personally, prices go very quickly and if you don't have unlimited bubblegum accounts it's hard to get on tips at advised prices. I'll stay for the month and then leave methinks, don't know why you're so angry.
On Norway -1.5 corners @ 1.8 tonight vs Hungary
Why? Norway faces tough task to overcome 1-0 deficit from first match in Oslo. Norway was much better team in first leg, and this will reflect in second leg. Furthermore, Norway must chase the match or face elimination. Norway had 16 corners to 0 in first leg, and we expect more of the same tonight.
I have 3 units on this bet. Good luck to all who follow
Any NBA tips lads?
>>63572442
On 4 units
>>63572442
hmm this is a public bet, I would expect linesman to make strange decisions tonight!
>>63572442
I'm going for over 14 corners @ 7.5
freiburg-crimmitschau o5.5 @1.72 on 365 is a LARGE pre-stake imo
>>63572785
why
>tfw you accidentally bite your own teeth
>>63572861
want me to kiss it better?
>>63572816
hosts have a terrible defense, winless for 9 matches, guests coming off 3 losses but one of the less overish sides, which is why the odds are what they are instead of ~1.5 like in other freiburg matches
>>63571221
HUP
Who will win Norway or Hungary tonight?
>>63572997
Worse than Euan zzz
who /Luch Energiya/ here
>>63573011
0-0 draw to be honest familia
wah wah goo goo wah
>>63573041
Norway was much better the first leg and Zoltan Gera is missing tonight. I'll go for X2.
>>63573011
Norway
>>63573014
zzzzzzz trip on Euan, here's my record this past 7 days
Estonia U21 - WON
Schott Mainz - WON
Lechia U19 - WON
Heist DC - WON
Zilina B - LOST
Shaaraim - WON
Frecheville - WON
Pontedera - WON
Darlington 1883 - WON
Clyde U20 - VOID
Nyirseg - WON
Vejle Res - WON
Mladost +1.5/u3.5 - WON
San Martin Res - WON
Ghana U20 Women - WON
Flora III - WON
Atlantas - LOST
>>63573107
Wow you're unreal, please tell me more
>>63573107
Wow you're unreal, please tell me more
>>63573068
Norway were better but they couldn't convert their chances if they had a gun to their head. Hungary got lucky and only scored because of a mistake by the keeper
>>63573107
Not me, friend. I already told you to use a trip so people could follow you, knowing it is you. But you said no.
>>63573122
Thanks for contributing to /bet/, lid
>>63573171
Norway's Brave Tommy Hoiland will carry them to the Euros
>>63573107
Oh wow an 88% success rate, you know Euan has a 91% success rate?
>Euan STILL hasn't tested Rossy Boy's chin
ffs why even stay in Glasgow?
>>63573107
How much you up for the month , lid
>>63573107
suril desu
>>63573286
One of Rossy's entourage is a semi-pro boxer
lads popayan is still @1.72 up 1-0, the altitude of popayan is 1,760 m (5,770 ft)
i don't think i need to say anything else
>>63573107
You don't saw what line/price you scruffy meff
>>63573340
Bucaramanga is high up too you scruffy meff
>>63573371
>>63573107
Check the archive for lines you little slug, prices all around 1.7-2 from memory
>>63573417
Why don't you trip? Anyway most of those were bubblegum only bets zzz
>>63573378
not even 4 digit altitude, they're already gasping for oxygen lid
i took them at 1.8, the 1.66 at ht doesn't look as appealing to be frank
>>63573450
mate shut up you tedious bellend
So, so, so, so, so happy that scruffy meff has caught on, been a while since one of my gimmicks stuck.
>>63573530
I'm not your mate, lid
>>63573450
Don't fancy having weirdos post my whole life all over the board like every other trip
For your consideration gents
https://fantasysupercontest.com/team/3839/rounding-again
>>63573560
I'm not your lid, buddy
>>63573580
That's only because they post clues about their life, just tip and be adored like flatanon
>>63573581
all of those lines are gone
>>63572096
HUP
http://strawpoll.me/6013883
http://strawpoll.me/6013883
http://strawpoll.me/6013883
VERY important
>>63573580
Only Americans and the Irish follow tips with no trips or info.
>>63573914
what the fuck is Elk profit? fucking nerd
>>63573580
Then post tips with your trip but be anon for normal posting?
>>63573946
£1k in a shit font.
Remember there is no reason to lie on the internet, lads.
>>63573914
Genuinely make 1k every 2/3 days
>>63573914
>6 posts
>5 are 6+ inches
>lying about dick size on a Chinese fortune cookie forum
>>63574020
how big is your penis tho and post slips
>>63573914
>£1k
Penny punting slug detected. I'm sure you're going to say how you profit so much more than that but any true shrewdie would have set a higher mark.
>>63573914
What if you are 6 inches?
>>63574052
Clueless. You clearly dont know how many penny punting slugs lurk here. Feel free to make an "average stake" poll and you will see, assuming people dont lie on the internet.
Up around 8k since May/June time. Started with £200.
Therefore my ROI is about 4000% yes?
i'm a proud penny punter
>>63574104
>What if you are 6 inches?
then kill yourself you micropenis manlet
>>63573914
5.5 inch kawk, over 1k profit.
>>63574132
That tends to be called ROC (return on capital) in gambling, with ROI being profit/staked but that can also be called yield.
RARE COUNTDOWN:
4 Hours, 9 Minutes remaining
>>63574232
Nobody cares
Need a rare shiny Rossy like AIR
>>63573672
Only found it today, thought it may be useful for future weeks not just today you dumdum
>>63574271
I care
Tempted to go large on Norway -2 corners @ 2.05
>>63574803
>>63574803
>>63574803
New thread here instead, don't give the tripfagging plimsol the attention he craves
