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COL:NHL suspends Gabriel Landeskog for two games
CHI:Chicago will get Duncan Keith back Saturday
STL:Martin Havlat (personal) wants to be released
CLM:Ryan Murray will be scratched Friday night
CHI:Patrick Kane's points streak reaches 11 games
BUF:Rasmus Ristolainen leads Sabres over Panthers
TB:Tyler Johnson helps Bolts zap Flames
PHI:Steve Mason, Flyers blown out by Capitals
COL:Red hot Matt Duchene leads Avs over Bruins
NYR:Mats Zuccarello's three points lift Rangers
OTT:Erik Karlsson scores in second straight game
MIN:Jason Zucker's pair power Wild over Canes
>>63534892
>rags
go jack johnson
guy is playing his best game in a long while
>>63535008
I guess being the slowest person on the ice means you dont use as much energy
>>63534983
>>63534993
>rags
>pongs
>>63534892
sup devlelbro?
>>63535128
wrong. also holy shit my filter keeps not saving and it loses your flag so I have to filter you every time I close my browser. fuck you and goodbye
>>63535045
>slowest person on the ice
>when the Jackets went back on scratching Ryan Murray
Would cheer them getting concussed/10
>Reminder that the administrator of this website got literally mad
>at a fucking sandwich
>>63535443
no one really cares. he got rid of /wwe/ you 3 florida guys can stop making it about you now since I was the one who made it happen and I've only posted about it twice while you do it a few times a day
>>63535480
Nothing would have happened if it weren't for publix posting. We're more responsible for it than you are
>>63535606
but thats wrong faggot. it all started because of a bundesliga thread
>Flames win in meme time again
>>63535630
He literally started the thread because of off topic posting, specifically "supermarket sandwiches"
Stop being mad at sandwiches you faggot
rate my meme /hoc/
>>63535775
no he was posting in bundesliga and they convinced him to make a thread to say some offposting is ok. sorry but you cant talk about what you dont know
Is it just me or is every usual streaming site down? I literally cannot find a working stream right now. none of them are working. are all the streamers based in paris or something?
>>63535785
Man I want a fuckin pretzel.
>>63535802
mine work. your streams a shit
sidney stop sinking my pool please reeeeee
>>63535785
>not subway
kys
>>63535799
>literally says "supermarket sandwiches"
>hiroshimoot wants to crack down on shitposting coming from specifically /hoc/
>publix posting responsible for the opportunity to get rid of wwe
>you're getting fucking anally annihilated by a sandwich
>>63535917
Wawa is better than subway apparently.
>>63535933
no it wasnt faggot sandwich posting there are only like 3 of you autists most of the board just ignores you. he also literally made the thread to say its ok to talk off topic sometimes so you must have one of those retard florida educations to think that means he hates off topic posting. you are dumb and I'm not going to bother anymore
>>63535856
their pretzels are quite tasty
>>63535917
>>63535969
subway is trash, wawa makes actual deli sandwiches
>>63535970
>zero reading comprehension of hiroshimoots post
>ass blasted because publix posting gave the opportunity for wwe to be removed
>you're fucking crying because you got out memed by the state of Florida and a sandwich
>>63536013
>cheddar cheese instead of swiss cheese
>white bread instead of honey oat
>not toasted
>bacon (haram)
>salt and pepper added
what's wrong with you?
>>63535860
alright cool then it's fixable. my browser just shat itself. i got nervous that it was some kind of copyright crackdown.
>>63536061
>cheddar cheese instead of swiss cheese
It doesn't make much difference when everything else drowns out the small flavour differences in the cheese
>white bread instead of honey oat
I've always preferred white bread to other forms of bread, even outside of subway
>not toasted
Well that goes without saying, I always get toasted and can't imagine NOT having a toasted sub, so I didn't feel the need to mention it
>bacon (haram)
It's part of the chicken and bacon ranch package pham, also it's delicious and enhances the flavour
>salt and pepper added
This also enhances the flavour
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>63535969
comparing subway to an actual sandwich place is tantamount to comparing chef boyardee spaghetti to a fine italian restaurant
>>63535970
holy shit i don't think i've ever seen anyone this legitimately mad at a sandwich before
>>63536258
10/10 post right here
>>63536213
>not liking the delicious preserved taste of chef boyardee
Why
>>63535785
just calling it a hoagie makes it sound damn appetizing tttt
>>63536213
but Chef Boyardee is the finest Italian cuisine packed into a little can. I fail to see the problem
>>63536213
>mad
>at fucking spaghetti
I missed the wings/sharks game. I already know the out come but still want to see Datsyuk play. Anyone know a good place I can find the game?
>france
>>63536629
Needs more explosions
Has there been a more consistently shit team? I want to get into Hockey, but watching these fucks is no fun
>>63536696
carolina shall reign supreme again my brother
>>63536705
At least you're not an oilers fan.
>>63536705
the toronto maple leafs
Who is the Brady, Tom of Hokkei?
>>63536765
Johnathan Toews
>>63536620
Anyone?
>>63536765
Jerome Iginla...
Nah. Zdeno Chara.
It has to be an aging wizard with at least one championship, if not multiples
>>63536778
But Toews doesn't cheat
>>63536992
yes and as we've said before someone will post it on leddit and get it shutdown so fuck you
>>63537000
>winning in a shortened season
The leafs will make the playoffs again before the wings do
Make my words
>>63537086
literally no
>>63537082
That's not cheating, now if Towes tampered with the pucks and stole the playbooks of opposing teams, you'd have a case cankuck.
>>63537098
or if he had the refs win game 7 for him again.....
>>63537098
>This meme again
Both proven wrong, but cling to whatever you need to to let your miserable New York soul sleep at night
>Six presidents elected to office
>Woodstock
>Invasion of Cambodia
>Watergate
>The Godfather is released
>End of the Vietnam War
>Disco takes over the charts
>Soviet War in Afghanistan
>Quebec independence referendum
>Home computer
>Iranian Revolution
>Attempted murder of Ronald Reagan
>Boycott of the 1980 Summer Olympics by the US
>Boycott of the 1984 Summer Olympics by the USSR
>Iran Contra
>Seinfeld starts airing
>Fall of the USSR
>Apartheid ends
>War in the former Yugoslavia
>NAFTA formed
>Another Quebec independence referendum
>Cell phones
>Britain loses Hong Kong, the last of its major colonies
>Internet
>9/11
>War in Iraq
>Every player currently in the NHL was born
>Every arena currently in use in the NHL was built
>laffs
>>63537040
please help, I just want to see datsyuk. I don't even know how to use reddit
>>63537150
there's sandwich fags in here and they can never be trusted with anything
>>63537183
That's true, they'll see a Wings fan is asking for something and get spiteful. I found one place, can you tell me what the first letter is of the url? So I know if I should keep looking?
>>63537127
>This damage control
18-1
>>63537130
>Trying to use the Cubs meme against the Leafs
Isn't as effective. There is footage of the leafs last win while there isn't for the cubs.
>>63537208
the one I use starts with an x but I've seen a few that work
looks like even datsyuk can't put out the tire fire in detoilet
>>63537130
nice meme tbqh I approve
>>63537316
rare bishop
>>63537130
this tttt
post slags
>>63537794
retard
>>63535785
>forgetting the spots
The win was the only good thing that happened today.
>>63537997
Shut the fuck up.
>>63538009
rekt
Who /happy with their 2015 late round draftees/ here?
>rags
>rags
>rags
RACE WAR NOW
>>63536027
I got WWE removed btw, I made the strawpoll
>>63538191
I got it removed by posting about sandwiches tttt
Take a look at the facts about Leon Draisaitl:
>paternal great-grandfather was a "physician" who went missing shortly before the end of World War II
>relatives in Argentina who regularly fly up to attend games
>several relatives in Germany with ties to far-right white nationalist groups
>comes from a long line of strong, athletic ancestors - maternal great-grandmother competed for Germany in the 1936 Olympics
Race war now
I dropped my phone in my coffee this afternoon hoc. Should I even try to jew Samsung or Discover into honoring the warrenty or should I just spend $80 on a new one
Shit team
Shit fans
>>63538202
>Turn off phone
>Dry it off
>Throw it in a bag of rice for a few days
Getting electronics wet isn't the death of them if you're not a retard and turn them off or pull the battery immediately.
>>63538213
I drove like 40 minutes home before I noticed it was wet and dried it / chucked it in a bag of rice. Next time I will yank the battery ASAP.
>>63538202
>drinking coffee
That's a just punishment senpai
>>63538199
>Came back from Whyte ave
>See a few Draisaitl jerseys
>mfw can't reveal autism level
>>63538264
>tfw you see people using shitty boring nicknames for him but you can't correct them
>>63538264
I hope you smiled and complimented them on their choice to support a pure Aryan hockey star
>>63538171
the one of the right is good
>>63538274
Deutschland Dangler isn't too bad
>>63538278
They're all dudes I'm not talking to them what are you a homo??
>>63538349
>not being friendly to people of your own gender
do you have friends?
Daily Reminder Anton Slepyshev has been on a plane between Bakersfield and Pheonix 3 times this week alone.
Daily reminder he will be jet lagged and be a bust in the AHL
Daily reminder signing lanklet eurotrash never ever works out
>>63538375
Yeah but I'm not striking conversation with a dude at a bar Jesus Christ
>>63538432
desu senpai going to a bar and not being social or friendly just seems like something a mega alcoholic would do.
GOAT bars have free pool so you can just shoot a game and talk without paying $1 every single round
>>63538432
>hey there, nice jersey. Leon Draisaitl sure is a handsome man isn't he? His nordic features are superb
>>63538449
>American bars
I'm at the bar to meet tinder or get shitfaced it's Whyte Ave not the drunken clam
>>63538449
what the fuck is going on in this webm
>>63538470
They're trying to rob him. But first they act like they want the small black cock just to throw him off-guard.
>>63538470
Horny nigresses want the D (dollars)
>>63538455
Draisaitl & Kevin James sitcom when
>>63538455
kek
RACE
WAR
NOW
>Ontario hockey league
>Top 3 scorers are from Michigan, Missouri and Illinois
What gives?
>>63538776
literally the second easiest league to score in, QMJHL being the first.
>>63538594
>>63538601
>>63538613
Can't Trifle the 'Saitl
>The Mighty Stars of Dallas will destroy the Wild today and further establish their spot as the best team in hockey and the best team in the Central
feels good lads
>>63538963
You can literally bet everything you own on the Wild's cycle game keeping the stars D hemmed in the whole game and them mucking up the neutral zone for a 3-1 win
>>63538963
>>63539151
>yfw boring 1-0 shootout victory
>>63538963
what a fucken moron. Why wouldn't you do SegBenn? Sounds so much better
>Anaheim Mighty cUcks
lmao get shit on you worthless fucks
>>63534892
van halen eh
After Ristolainen, who is the best U21 defense man in the league?
>>63539477
Is Pujuju under 21?
Ive heard hes quite the player
>>63539487
He's a striker and not even drafted yet.
>>63539477
>>63539477
Ekhblad is better than him, easily.
Dumba is also pretty good.
>>63538963
The wild are going to break their record of 5 goals scored in a period set against the stars last year. It was sad the whole team just gave up.
Have the stars played a team with 20+ points yet? Or are they still leastern babies?
>>63539496
>striker
>>63539648
>Ekhblad is better than him, easily.
Don't think he is tho.
Ekblad is playing with Campbell and has been nothing special this season.
Risto is doing the heavy lifting and is currently 2nd in team scoring, despite not playing 1st pp minutes.
He logs 24 minutes/game against the toughest competition and brings elements that Ekblad doesn't have, like toughness and elite shot from the point.
Dumba is not even close to Risto, Ekblad and Jones.
post dogs
>>63539693
I never said Dumba was better, just mentioned a D I am familiar with and is exciting to watch. Those 3 are way better. Jones is just what I wanted, a great young D in the central....
Shit team
>tfw the government owned liquor stores cloe in less than two hours
>tfw the red wings will lose tonight too if they play like last night
>tfw Mrazek, always something
>tfw no pet clip art pig to eat sandwiches with
>>63540243
>Pulkkinen is a bust and only gets lucky goals without really doing anything on the ice right
Is this what happens when Detroit leaves Sweden for Finland?
Fuck these inbreds.
>>63540314
Pulkkinen is a late 4th rounder.
Do you have any idea how rare it is to find an NHL player from 4th round?
He is the opposite of a bust.
>>63540310
>Florida
>>63540341
Have you actually watched him play? He actually looks straight up bad on the ice most of the time.
>>63540314
Somewhat this --> >>63540341
Finland is good though, don't hate of them just because Pulkkinen is a one trick pony who doesn't do his one trick all that well.
>>63540358
I've seen him play, he is undersized and a pretty bad skater.
Recipe for a failure in the NHL.
If you had any expectations, you're a moran.
He does have a hard shot, so he might be able to hang around as a pp specialist and a 3rd line plug.
>>63540380
>If you had any expectations, you're a moran.
I expected him to be a decent third liner but not much more and right now I'd rather have Danny Cleary on the ice than Teemu desu.
At least Danny provides mentorship and a strong bond with the team.
>Pulkkinen
>4th/111
>Goose
>4th/121
>Mrazek
>5th/141
>Datsyuk
>6th/171
>Miller
>6th/186
>Zetterberg
>7th/210
>Marchenko
>7th/205
>Dekeyser
>undrafted
>>63540392
>At least Danny provides mentorship and a strong bond with the team.
That comes with experience.
Pulkkinen is still very young and seems to be still developing.
He might be able to become that decent third liner but you might wanna give him more than these 50 games to prove himself.
>>63540418
>He might be able to become that decent third liner but you might wanna give him more than these 50 games to prove himself.
I agree, or at least I would, but he's fucking 5'11 and 185 lbs. Dude is like a pool noodle and he doesn't really have the speed, skating ability, or hockey IQ to make up for his smaller size either.
His ONE redeeming quality was his ability to rip hard shots when it's passed to him but he's been a total pussy with his shots since hitting the NHL.
I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and see how he does this year but so far nothing has been promising about him.
>>63540431
Eh. He has 5 goals and is 6th in Red Wings scoring.
His shot percentage is 15.
Seems to me his shot has been just fine.
>>63540460
>He has 5 goals and is 6th in Red Wings scoring.
One of those was a legitimate "skill" goal. The rest have bounced off players, been tipped, or general lucky bullshit. He's hardly making plays or doing work for the goals.
>>63540467
The "luck" is called positioning.
Good things happen when you're in the right spot.
All goals look the same in the score board.
Dunno what you're expecting from a 4th rounder playing 12 minutes/night.
His +/- is on the positive side and he is producing some points.
dux are a mess
Even Hags is not performing
Anyone else remember when the clock used to count up in international hockey?
>>63540506
>>63540460
>>63540467
>>63540431
>>63540412
>>63540361
>>63540380
>>63540358
>>63540341
>>63540314
CAN'T BALK THE PULK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvKdNw13Z8c
>>63540675
fug forgot pic :D
>>63540677
>>63540675
>Draft Swedes and Russkis
>Build a dynasty and kek the league for years
>Draft some Finns
>Team fucking implodes
NEVER AGAIN
>>63540677
>they thought they were getting the holy slapper
>what they got was the holy diver
HOLYY DIIVER
>>63540664
Still does in SHL I believe
>>63540691
You absolute madmen.
>>63540684
lel
>you will never see Pulkcannon in the hardest shot-competition in the all star game
>>63540711
>Chara's face when this literally who manlet comes and shoots harder.
Are the Dallas stars going to get exposed tonight or are they legit?
Who is the Romo, Tony of Hokkei?
>>63540776
>finnish goaltending
>legit
Pulkkinen's hometown a little over hundred years ago. These might even be his relatives, who knows. So don't be too harsh on him, slappers was his chance at getting out of there :)
>>63540782
Joe Thornton
>>63540802
seems pretty comfy desu
>>63540776
they already got exposed by the worst team in the NHL twice
>>63540841
>that pass to no one at 8 seconds
>>63540831
>all these people from the 200 000-town
Mika Häkkinen
Sami Kapanen
Antti Niemi
Ville Peltonen
Emilia Pikkarainen
Teemu Pulkkinen
Jarkko Ruutu
Tuomo Ruutu
etc.
>>63540841
>o-o-our goalies were not good enough
lel their d fucking sucks and it starts with klinkberg who cannot defend.
>>63540856
And Valtteri Filppula
>>63540859
Still third best +- on the team ;^)
Goals per 60 5x5 in 2014-15: 2.25
Goals per 60 4x4 in 2014-15: 3.64
Why haven't you accepted 4x4 as your savior of hockey and memeing?
>>63540841
>team keeps the puck to the outside, blocking the shot and forcing it to the corner
>oduya wins the 1 one 1 battle for the puck and gets away from the >laff
>oduya passes the puck into the slot right onto the tape for a one timer
Come on Sweden
>>63540859
Will Zucker score on them in the first 20 seconds?
It would be the third time this season :^)
>>63540910
probably. Wild will expose those pretenders.
>>63540412
Shit
Datsyuk babby
shit
Was elite but is old now
Shit
Was elite but is old now
Literally who
Shit
>>63540873
>+- is a relevant stat
lol look at this fucking idiot lads
>>63541143
>I don't know what I'm talking about: The post
>>63541151
>I can't see when someone isn't serious in a text, even when it has a smile: The post
>>63541184
>I am as deluded about hockey as I am about my country: the post
>>63541223
>I am starting to get mad: The post
>>63541242
>I think the wings are good despite being literally last in fancy stats and not in a playoff spot
take your delusion elsewhere
>>63541223
>>63541242
Shut the fuck up.
>>63541269
Who the FUCK are you quoting
>>63541276
Fucking Canada stop quoting me all the fucking time
>>63536765
it was Nicklas Lidstrom
>>63541903
Then get the fuck out of my thread you fucking ugly mongrel finshit fuck
srs question
what is life after datsyuk and zetterburg
>>63542047
>canada
>>63542113
Norge :3
>>63542092
It is life without Datsyuk and Zetterberg
not that difficult 2bh
>>63542092
Don't worry you will still have Abdul Kadir for 7 more years.
>>63542092
look at the Toronto Maple Leafs
that's what is ahead of you
>>63542092
See: dead wings
>>63541261
>I distort what other people wrote because it's the only way I can "win" an argument: The post
>>63542204
Please, it's Abdul Qadir.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Abdelkader#Personal_life
>Abdelkader in charge of not being a 0.33 ppg player in his career
>3 of the bottom 4 teams are Canadian
Why is this?
>>63542473
Poop organizations / poop players / poop fans
>>63542473
Because jews
>>63542630
Remember when Sweden has..
No organizations / No players / No fans
>>63542473
No one wants to play in the Communist Peoples Republic of Cannadia (CPRC) and pay taxes up the ass while living in frozen tundra with literally nothing to do.
>>63542665
Terrible comback tbqhf
>>63542473
Thins will turn around now that Trudeau is in charge, Canada just needs more immigrants and higher taxes.
>>63543012
Going to Florida in a couple weeks, can't wait to get some Publix fried chicken. Do you think Jagr shops there?
>>63542690
>that flag
>talking about taxes
WEW LAD
>>63543272
No bully Norge
>>63543272
>that flag
>talking about hockey
WEW LAD
Who /gameofthenight/ here? (Chi/STL and WPG/Nash are really good too)
>>63543272
This flag is merely the vessel of my presence on this Cambodian rune singing forum.
The All Mighty Satan pays taxes to no one.
>>63543511
Norge you're getting kind of weird
>>63543420
ZERO OLYMPIC GOLD
E
R
O
O
L
Y
M
P
I
C
G
O
L
D
shorks VS buffalel
>laffs VS cantpucks
avs VS hasbs
>rags VS snes
detoilet VS ruins
panthlels VS tampon gay
>pongs VS devlels
cryers VS hurricants
sparkledogs VS BJs
jests VS crashville
blackcocks VS blooses
mild VS sturs
>kongs VS oilels
pick em lads
>>63543503
>tfw going to watch the Detroit v. Boston poop fest
>>63543710
Shorks < Buffalel
>laffs < Vanpooper
avs < hasbs
>rags > snes
detoilet > ruins
panthlels < tampoon bay
>pongs > devlels
cryers < hurricants
sparkledogs > BJs
jests > crashville
blackocks > blooses
mild < sallad
>kongs > oilels
>>63543625
What did I just tell you?
>>63543710
Rangers
Detoilet
Buffalel
Hongcouver
Frogs
Tampon Gay
Shitsburgh
Curruhlina
OEL and co
Wienerpeg
St Louis
Dallas
Kongs
>>63543625
That's just his autism, they all have it.
RAGS @ SNES
>>63543908
>>63543908
>>63543908
>>63543857
I don't know, that was my first (you) from you
>>63543940
Shut the fuck up
>>63543987
Hush little puppy, Satan will always love you just the way you are.
I hope you die soon, so we dance in the flames and fiest on the flesh of the unborn.
>>63543710
Satan says:
Buffalo
Habs
Rags
Bruins
Bolts
Pens
Flyers
Coyotes
Preds
Blues
Stars
Kings
>>63535443
Holy shit my sides
You faggots actually forced a /hoc/ meme onto the entire board
Place your bets
How quickly can we get /hoc/ moved to /trash/
>>63543710
Sharks
Canucks
Canadiens
Senators
Bruins
Panthers
Devils
Hurricanes
Blue Jackets
Predators
Blues OT
Stars
Kings
here's hoping I 'm not banned
>>63544459
Did you intentionally try to be completely wrong
>>63544490
no, that's what I would bet. You can never bet according to logic. I know, I have won a motorcycle through gambling.
>>63543710
shorks
>laffs
hasbs
snes
detoilet
tampon gay
>pongs
hurricants
sparkledogs elite
trashville
blooses
mild
>kongs
>>63544459
I was hoping you'd be dead already.
>>63544490
No. He's just really really stupid.
No Teeth Keith back tonight, who do the Hawks send down?
>>63544998
already sent Gustafsson
>>63543710
Shorks
Canucks
Rags
Detroit
Tampa
Pens
Hurricanes
CBJ
Nashville
Blues
Stars
Kongs
>Americans will never know this feel
>Mark Streit out 6 weeks with pubic plate detachment
>tfw feel when you fuck bitches too hard
>>63545130
We knew this feel back in the 90s. Hockey used to be huge in the US until the lockout & the whole no more hockey on ESPN. Fuck you Bettman
Why is it that with Elliot and Allen, it's a 2 man tandem, but with Anderson and Hammond, it's a "controversy?"
>>63545465
The very same "controversy" that made Luongo and Schneider ship out of Vancouver. Expect a trade in Ottawa.
>>63545465
>>63545532
what is implied here by controversy?
Return of based Keith
>>63545711
Two starter goalies in the crease so either one or both must go.
>>63545711
Like when someone takes a giant loan, never pays it back and starts calling the bank nazies.
Some people might find that controversial.
>>63545785
Rekt
>mfw flyers will be shit for next 10 years
>>63545761
>Two starter goalies
two equally good goalies or interchangeable i.e. every other game?
>>63545824
>falling for Steve Mason's hot first season with the team
>>63545849
>interchangeable
Then you got the Flim Flam problem, only they're all shit goalies there.
1. Sherbrooke Phoenix
2. Seattle Thunderbirds
3. Spokane Chiefs
4. London Knights
5. Sault Ste Marie Greyhounds
6. Shawnigan Cataractes
7. Owen Sound Attack
8. Acadie-Bathurst Titan
9. Quebec Remparts
10. Prince George Cougars
11. Kamloops Blazers
12. Halifax Mooseheads
13. Blainville-Boisbriand Armada
14. Drummondville Voltigeurs
15. Cape Breton Screaming Eagles
16. Red Deer Rebels
17. Niagara IceDogs
18. Swift Current Broncos
19. Vancouver Giants
20. Gatineau Olympiques
>POWERGAP
91. Kelowna Rockets
92. Saint John Sea Dogs
93. Victoriaville Tigres
901. Windsor Spitfires
902. North Bay Battalion
903. Sudbury Wolves
9001. Saskatoon Blades
9002. Moncton Wildcats
9003. Peterborough Petes
900000000001. Val-d'Or Foreurs
>The earth was formed two thousand and fifteen years (2015) years ago
>Buffalo still doesn't have a single Stanley Cup or Lombardi
>>63546220
>The earth was formed two thousand and fifteen years (2015) years ago
The earth is 6000 years old you fucking retard
>>63546268
>Getting meme'd on this easily
>>63546268
>All Mighty
>>63546316
>>63546340
You fuckbags need to fucking leave.
Right now.
>>63546492
paul gross is based
>booby ryan>dick rash
>rags
Cute Kid just won the 3rd star in Ottawa
How can anyone compete with how meme this team is?
You may only respond to this post if your team is on an eight game win streak.
Not so fast, literally everyone else in the league
Listen up shitheads because I only want to say this once:
The New York Rangers are the absolute best team in hockey, in any league, NHL, KHL, you name it. They are playing as one; each player can count on his linemate to be exactly where they anticipate and they are moving fluidly as a unit.
Simply put beating the Rangers comes down to puck luck and capitalizing on scoring chances (though the Rangers have the BEST goalie in the NHL) because a full strength Rangers team is just stronger and faster and better equipped than the opposition.
This isn't some home ice advantage gimmick ala 5th line, though New York does have very boisterous fans and a famed crowd, and it isn't because they are on a lucky streak.
This is when a coach and GM have assembled the pieces required to fit the scheme designed and it working as intended. This is when the cogs are all turning and the wheel is spinning. The watch face is ticking because each little intricate piece is doing exactly what it needs to do.
My question to you is a simple one at first but a difficult one when thought about:
Who can beat the Rangers?
>>63538812
The genes are strong in this family.
>his sister
WOULD
oh look, the goalie won first star in the rangers game again
Holy shit, boys.
Back in my hometown for a hockey tourney and woke up this morning to realize I was literally mad at a sandwich last night.
Stop this train.
>>63546654
Right here bro, would have been a shutout today if not for that slip
>it didn't fucking slip
>>63546654
>>63546719
Shut the fuck up
>>63546719
>rags
>>63546776
>norge
>>63546801
Why were you mad at it?
>scouts disappointed with Kovalchuk in Karjala cup. Surprised how much he has slowed down.
Kovalchuk NHL comeback BTFO.
>>63547025
Kovalkek was never going to comeback though senpai
>snorks
Can this be a meme?
>>63547126
It should be
>Shreks
>Eiffel tower area evacuated
>Heavily armed police near the Pullman hotel
>>63545293
I dont think hockey could ever get back on ESPN not enough BBC worship
>>63547297
Does Paris have a hockey team
>>63545975
>mfw these names are real
>>63547378
[zalgo]yes[/zalgo]
>>63547488
how the fuck you are in so many countries?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>>63547378
Est. 1933 Div II
>>63547378
I was thinknig the same yesterday
>>63547378
France's national team has pretty good jerseys, desu
wish I could find a larger image
>>63545130
of earthquakes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR8UgOmAug4
lmao
Best reason to get NHL back on ESPN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KaVBUlBEvc
Shit team
>>63547738
>espn
>hockey
lol no
>>63547734
nigger
>>63536778
>based JT
It's obviously sidney crosby.
oil gonna get it done senpai
Edmonton Kingsfan here,
I hope my Kings don't rough up Edmonton to hard. I still like watching Oil games.
BREAKING: Tensions boil over in Oilers locker room between C Leon Draisaitl and RW Nail Yakupov in wake of Paris attacks
Are the Senetards the most meme team in the entire league
>>63548421
BREAKING: Nail Yakupov, Leon Draisaitl & Jordan Eberle allegedly engaged in lockeroom altercation. TSN is currently speculating that the root of this incident stems from Jordan Eberle's amateur porn debut.
Nail Yakupov had this to say:
>"Death to the infidels"
Leon Draisaitl was quoted on the incident:
>"Gas the degeneracy"
Jordan Eberle's long time teammate and friend, Taylor Hall, has this to say:
>"I don't know what everyone is up in arms about, it wasn't even as good as my video... Maybe it was the Micheal Strachan gap."
Olympic gold>Stanley Cup>World Championship>World Juniors>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>World Cup
>his team hasn't won 8 in a row
>>63547757
Shit fans
Never forget
>>63548669
>his team isn't first in its conference
>>63548663
>Olympic gold>Stanley Cup
>that flag
Dude I am literally laughing right now.
>>63546816
Wasn't even a slip. Shit pass and he tried to scramble around and prevent that bounce by sliding it into the middle
>>63548421
yak needs to stop trying to dangle and just get open for onetimers.
>>63548898
>just get open for onetimers.
He does but Connor was the only one with hockey sense to know this and pass to him. Literally all of the other kids try to go wide and get stuck behind the net instead of passing to someone wide open. It's annoying as fuck to watch.
>>63548932
:/
Although Reichsaitl plays well behind both nets.
>>63548836
>One nine nine three
>Gretzky GOAT years in Alberta
>Messier GOAT years in Alberta, born and raised
>Howe (check em) born and raised in Saskatchewan
Prairieniggers confirmed for GOAT hockey
>Crybecers, British Keklumbians, Onhairyholes & Nova Blowtions on suicide watch
>>63548959
I'm talking more about Hall. It's the same shit every single time
>>63547734
just watched the whole thing, it was nice
finnish people are nice
>>63548984
Quebec is GOAT, everyone knows that
My friends and I are probably going to attend the World Cup of Hockey next fall. Looking to go to one of the earlier games, which game should we attend?
I'm thinking Team North America vs Team Finland could be good (and memey).
>>63549005
Truth.
TFW so far I've hidden my powerlevel but it's only a matter of time before I call Drai Reichsaitl at work or something.
>>63548984
>Prairieniggers confirmed for GOAT hockey
We invented what is known as 'Canadian Hockey' m8. We're the reason countries fear us in the Olympics.
>>63549024
>le gentleman stick
Lol no
>>63549061
True bud, there needs to be a Canada tourney but the NHLPA would kill themselves desu
>Big Mac
Literally the only enforcer so good at his job that he lost it because nobody wanted to fight him
>>63549005
Why are you blaming Hall? McLellan's system is dump and chase, Hall is the only one who can actually drive it in. Watch the Draisaitl to Hall feed from last game. Generated by Hall.
>>63549240
>Why are you blaming Hall?
Because he's been doing the same thing since he started in the NHL and it doesn't work.
>McLellan's system is dump and chase
When have you even seen any of the Oilers actually dump and chase? maybe the 4th line does it.
>>63546654
Posts pic of guy from Minnesota
Talks shit
Mfw I remind you your team is shit without players from my state
On a bus lads, how long till some comfy cantpucks overtimes?
>>63549284
Literally every line does it. If every single line doesn't dump and chase at least once tonight I'll post one man one jar and get b&. If they do then shut the fuck up about you being a kings bandwagon
>>63549395
>If they do then shut the fuck up about you being a kings bandwagon
You salty, eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6oj0JGQpgY
>>63549450
Hawks won the cup bud you forgot to switch eh
>>63540876
>muh scoring
Tell me another story about 80's hockey
San Jose Sharks @ Buffalo Sabres game thread
Crap forgot the link.
>>63549609
>>63549609
SJS @ BUF Game thread
>>63549609
>>63549609
Sharks @ Sabres Game thread
>>63540876
Selänne said while ago that the only thing he would change in NHL is that he would rather see 4x4 than 5x5
>>63549614
admit it 4x4 is best hockey
>>63543420
Fucking terrible troll m8
>>63549673
6v6 please, I need there to be literally no gaps in the defensive wall in front of the goal
>>63549673
We dont need 4v4. Obviously the only thing that has changed is goaltending and that's the reason goals are down. All the forwards and their bitch panger told me so.
Just put in soccer nets so games can end 20-31. That'll make the game better because more goals= better game obviously.
I cannot wait for Coaches Corner tonight. This is gonna be one for that ages.
RED WINGS @ BRUINS THREAD
>>63550082
>>63550082
>>63550082
>>63550082
Avs @ Habs
>>63550133
>>63550133
>>63550133
>>63549900
>more unskilled goals mean the game is better
it's such a meme conversation
Who is the Roethlisberger, Ben of Hokkei?
>>63550418
FLYERS @ HURRICANES
>>63550538
>>63550538
>>63550538
>>63550538
Vancouver @ Toronto
>>63550556
>>63550556
>>63550556
>>63547734
Well that was fucking gay.
>hes not a panthers fan
>>63550694
wow dude make a game thread we could be the only two to post in it
>>63550694
>>63550730
>the poopy state of Florida
>>63550584
>only you and kippers
No
Preds need this game badly already 1-0
>jest
>>63550880
Glad they're not playing like complete ass to start, that PP was shit though
Already 2-0 over the Jests
Memeipeg exposed
>2 goals on four shots
>Winnipeg
>Arizona
Where's the Devils gamethread?
GET FUCKED MONTREAL
WE AVS NOW
>>63551163
You make it
>3-0
>memepeg
Seth Jones finally scored a goal
3-0 Preds
J O N E S
O
N
E
S
Why are you at the Predators game anon? It's not sold out
LGTSS:
>jests
>loseip3g
>>63551242
but are there people warranting a thread?
>tfw watched the Jets/Wild game as well
Plenty of Jets spaghetti this week
>>63551286
They've sold out almost every game this year with standing room only tickets sold (Tuesday vs Ottawa being the only exception). Probably just a late crowd due to the early start time.
>>63551319
>was nervous for game vs jets
>utter domination
hopefully tonight is the same
Preds getting double digits tonight senpai
R I B E I R O
I
D
E
I
R
O
4-0 baby
>average sens fan
A good young ontario boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDp9clrxf2U
>8 shots
>still 50%
JEST JEST JEST JEST JEST JEST
>>63551435
>pedowa
disgusting tbhfam
![[gg]_Mawaru_Penguindrum_-_17v2_[6805925C].mkv_snapshot_02.17_[2015.11.11_08.21.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3g5NiWh.jpg "[gg] Mawaru Penguindrum - 17v2 [6805925C].mkv snapshot 02.17 [2015.11.11 08.21.56]")
Jets are fucking embarrassing themselves tonight.
>3 Jets shots
>4 Preds goals
W E W
E
W
>>63551463
are you grill
>>63551463
/a/ pls leave
Holy fuck, the Preds have 4 goals on 8 shots. Hopefully they keep playing hard throughout the game. They usually get complacent.
WHERE THE DEVILS FOLK?
>jest
WEW LADD
GO AVS GO
This is my first hoc game, are the jest really this bad?
>>63551633
jets are not very good.
>tfw I have chocolate
>Jets down 4-0
>Denture clinic commercial comes on
>"Call today, and get your smile back!"
This dadcore band is awful
>The length of these commercial breaks
Holy fuck I remember why I don't watch TV very often.
I thought the Preds would score 4 on the Leafs and not on the Jests
>>63551806
I honestly can't think of a time where they had a decent band playing between periods. It's all these little bands who came to Nashville to make it or some shit. I'd much rather hear the organ player fuck around.
>>63551833
Seriously couldn't understand half of what they said, an organ or he'll even a shitty club DJ Would be been better
>>63551633
They aren't as good as the other decent Central teams. They would probably make the playoffs if they were in the Pacific.
Where the fuck did Schneider go??
>Montreal getting BTFO by the Avs
The Devils are all over the Penguins tonight
scaaaaaaaaaar
5-0
F I V E
I
V
E
J A M E S N E A L
A
M
E
S
N
E
A
L
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL! 5-0 Preds. Wont lie, I fucking hate that country music bullshit after predators goals at home.
Just start brawling or something Jets.
>>63552075
I thought Byfuglien would have scrapped with someone by now.
>>63552075
Preds don't really have anyone who'd fight outside of a dirty hit response.
>>63552021
>can I have your autograph here
>marriage license
She's cute but is she even old enough to get married.
That penalty against burrows was pretty weak.
Forsberg is due for a goal. It's been so long since he's scored
best team in hockey lads
Preds going full meme now
>that excessive passing 3 on 1
HEY
BJ'S
THAT'S THE JOKE HA HA
ffs just don't embarrass yourselves
>>63552235
He hasn't been fantastic offensively this year. Slow start I guess.
>>63552142
>old enough to get married.
Who knows but I'd wait for her.
>>63552240
>got swept by the leafs
>best
>>63552073
>Hating country music
>hasbeens
Jests chimped out
>>63552304
Living in TN was hell on earth for me in that regard.
>>63552255
Why not when you're this far ahead?
>>63552140
I shouldn't have jinxed that
>trying to kill Jones
smdh
1-0 stars
>>63552330
I love the I hate country music meme. Its second to i listen to rock and rap meme
>>63552275
I think he's been playing well, puck's just not going in for him personally. He's getting assists still.
>people unironically defending country
fuck you guys desu
>>63552362
I really don't like country music at all though. I'm a classical and blues man, personally.
JUST
>>63552397
Brocountry is fucking gay but older country is bretty gud.
>>63552408
scaaaaarararararararrararaarar YICHEL
how can one Devils be so exquisite super great?
wings suck. Im done.
>>63552464
Absolutely disgustingly accurate holy fuck what a joke of an announcer, their old one was a million times better.
yeah leave it to Jared to do all the work
typical
Co-naut is cool too
>>63552464
>>63552545
How do you want your play by play f a m?
https://youtu.be/CvabvFAr7q0
>we're fine without price!
>exposed by THE FUCKING CRAPALANCHE
LEEEEEOOOOOLLLLMOOOOOOOO
Malkin looks like a troll
>tfw I was gone for 5 minutes to get a beer and missed the fight
anybody watching the stars wild game?
good tunes in house tonight
>>63552804
>willingly watching the mild
>>63552804
>mild fans in the regular season
>Nylander leading the AHL in scoring as a 19 year old.
>>63552846
im ready for my pubsub
>>63552804
yeah. it's been a weird shitshow on both sides for penalties
More dadcore now...
Can't get past the rask
>Bobby Farnham scoring
JUST
>>63551435
>you will never be able to have this much fun at a game ever again in your life
SKAAAARRRRR
>dallas playing enya
wut
>predators announcers discussing different cops
>mallcop, robo cop, etc
>Apologize for any profanity
>>63553466
Jovocop?
What was that song playing at the Stars arena during coach's challenge?
>>63553239
>His parents never took him to games as a kid to see his childhood idols
lmao 4 players per team is in the box for the preds and jests
>>63553518
Only time by enya
>each teams entire line is in the penalty box.
Neat
>>63553518
Dunno, but it's legal to lift a goalie glove if he's out of the net
>Benn being a salty baby
What else is new, he is dusthin brown but can actually score
>Ekholm scoreboard taunting
good shit
>>63553559
wait its both teams in the box lol
>>63552809
>not making a thread for the game
>>63553586
>>63553586
>>63553586
Columbus Blue Jackets @ Arizona Coyotes
>6 Preds in the box
>>63553606
What?
>penalty timekeeper has to stand up
>10 unsportsmanlike penalties
wew
>>63553645
https://twitter.com/MCHisTweeting/status/665716177470140416
>>63553677
Lel, thanks.
Will Pominville score a goal ever again?
>>63553731
Will Detroit?
The Jets are dirty as shit
>>63553731
One will eventually deflect off his leg.
>This Jets/Preds game
And to think I almost watched Wings/Bruins...
Byfuglien has such an innocent face
>>63553731
hopefully he gets traded
>>63553843
Who the hell would take on his contract right now
>>63553831
>innocent face
all this chimping out
>>63553619
game is actually intense
>>63553589
Ben fights, doesn't dive and won the hart.
>>63553831
are you kidding?
he looks like a double rape/murder suspect
should be 6-0 tbqh even with intent to blow, crossed the line way before that
>>63553881
he din du nothin
>>63553911
Gives a similar vibe to The Mountain from GOT. Looks like the kind of dude who would rape your sister and fuck your shit up.
>the puck was covered and pushed in
Sure.. By his own team mate
>refs
>>63553967
I think you mean
>toronto
Nice 67
>>63553967
>mfw Swedes whine about refs more than me during a men's league game
>Voracek finally getting his first goal
>OT game winner
Get ready NHL
>5 on 3
Calling it now, after the game Maurice will bitch that the Preds put the real pp unit out there.
>>63554029
Toronto does the review for stuff like that
>>63554062
No, in this situation the ref got toronto's view on the situation. But the ref made the call.
>high glove side lol
way to rub it in too, saad
2 - 5 btfo
>>63553879
Nobody :(
fucking whip nae nae
6,
1.
Go Avs Go
>>63554183
they wont be good for 5 yrs
6-0
>jests
GOOOOOOOAL! 6-0!!! JESTS GET BTFO
>tfw good road trip so far
>MONLEEEEEEEEEELLL
>SHITSBURGH
>DA-TOILET
>HONGCOUVER
>WIENERPIG
>LAS VEGAS
Somebody tell me what the hell went down in that game
>6-1
>6-0
>4-0
>>>We need bigger nets guise
>>63554029
I was the one that posted
>all this refpuck
I remember this clearly
7-0
S E V E N
E
V
E
N
>that shitty check attempt turns into a goal
7-0 JESTS KEEP GETTING BTFO
>>63554301
jests smell like poop
>>63554316
you mean 7-0
>>63554316
4-0 is below the league average m8
>>63554301
Finnish Goaltending happened
>>63554384
OILERS @ KINGS
>>63554384
OILERS @ KINGS
>>63554384
OILERS @ KINGS
>>63554384
OILERS @ KINGS
>too many meme games to keep track of
Apparently Backes and Toews fought?
>>63554375
Rinne is fucking dynamite this game. And the defenders are raping the forecheck.
If they are going to allow teams to challenge offsides they need to add more cameras
New thread my friends
>>63554657
>>63554657
>>63554657
PREDS WIN! Gg Jests.
the Gold helmets gave them good luck
