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OFFICIAL NBA GENERAL
>JORDAN EDITION
Pistons/12:30 PM/Clippers
Magic/4:00 PM/Wizards
Mavericks/5:00 PM/Rockets
76ers/5:30 PM/Spurs
Cavaliers/5:30 PM/Bucks
Nuggets/6:00 PM/Suns
Nets/7:30 PM/Warriors
>All times are Pacific
Honestly I think /nba/ will never recover from bandwagoning Lebron up 2-1 and getting BTFO. It's eternal!
I can't say i feel sorry for you, you actually thought delly could shut down the best shooter to ever play the game. You gotta live with that the rest of your lives.
>iggy shutting down MJ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
just admit it /nba/ you've been defeated and will never recover. You bandwagoned Lebron up 2-1 during the finals and proceeded to get B-T-F-O. You spammed lelbron this, Delly that and now look at you! Sad and pathetic beaten like a black step child. what was you thinkin? what was you trying to prove? You grew up in the worst era of basketball ever and think flopping is okay. Well it's not and you're a faggot. I don't blame you for being mad, i blame you for being pathetic! 2-4 is a testament to your stupidity and you can't come back from that.
there's no hawks/celtics thread :(
>2-4
>two and four
>two(2) wins four(4) losses
>dos y cuatro
>0.33333 win rate
>33% winning percentage
>advanced statistics
>advanced metrics
>sports science
>advanced statisticals
>statisticas avancadas
>SportVU camera statistics
>APBRmetrics
>Sabermetrics
>HoopData
>eFG%: effective field goal percentage
>TS%: True shooting percentage
>PPP: Points Per Possession (alternatively Points Per Play)
>Pace- and Volume-Adjusted Stats (alternatively called "Tempo-Free")
>PER
>Win Shares (WS)
>Wins Produced (WP)
>ezPM
>Expected Value (EV)
>Plus-Minus (+/-)
I wish you broshit fag will leave
>>63533602
hawks fans are all watching the game with their friends, but there is no excuse that not one single cs fan made a thread baka
>the NBA made a press release about the attacks in paris before the PM of france did
LA vs Dallas Gamethread:
>>63533820
>>63533820
>>63533820
>>63533602
make one then fucker
>>63533602
made one a couple games ago and hardly anyone posted in it. not sure why spee is so dead these days but it seems hard to get a good gamethread going unless you have a good opposing fanbase and outside interest as well.
at this point we have very few active celtics posters, nobody outside cares about celts game, and i have no idea if hawks fans exist.
>>63533993
funny enough the sixers fans helped make the best gamethread we've had so far.
Haven't been on /nba/ since all the summer broshitposting is that still a thing here
John Wall and the entire Wizards organization about to get BTFO in december when Nintendo anounces the new character for Smash bros who won the smash ballot.
Cant fucking wait
>>63534097
u wot m9
>>63534272
>he doesnt know
>>63534364
is there a reason why they made that poll about him? or was it a random post?
rip the resident /nba/ frenchfag....may ur knees heal in heaven
guys im in paris being held hostage right now and the only way they will let us out is to admit steph curry is better than michael jordan ever was
wat do?
FUCK THAT LOB FROM LOWRY
>>63534707
ask them if they have accepted AI as their lord and savior yet
>wake up
>see on news paris was attacked by terrorists and 150 people got killed
jesus christ
Pacers choking away a big lead against the Wolves. Neat.jpg
>>63534754
twolves underrated af tbpqh
>>63534769
>still have a losing record
>still 3rd-to-last in attendance
Team's still gonna move
had based MAHINMI in my lineup tonight. missed a double double by a rebound. Damn that nigga sucks at free throws.
>>63534609
OMG KNEESBRAH
>>63535117
The frenchfag is a Raptors fan and hes usually here to shitpost during or after games.
The Raps are playing and hes nowhere to be found....
>2-17
>OkaBUST
https://strawpoll.me/6000192
>>63535191
who?
>>63535167
nah lately he's just shits on the raptors. Flip flopping ass nigga can flip flop in the grave. I hope he gets his RBL gear looted by ISIS too.
>>63535291
thats a rapper and not sports related
>>63535291
'the game'
>>63535314
I dono man i think theres more than 1 frenchfag here.
When is Lebron going to take his 2 week vacation?
>>63535326
cornball ass studio gangster can be found almost every night over at The Village w/ his girl
driving a 2 toned flamed up RR
that pic must be old cause he slim as fuck from what ive seen
>>63535439
why do you know these things
>>63535191
das it mane
>mfw someone doubted LeGod near me
this fuckin stat line man
FUCK THE CELTICS BUNCH OF FUCCBOIS
I AM GOING TO SIDE WITH THE INSTITUTE BECAUSE BOSTON IS FULL OF FAGGOTS AND TOM BRADY APOLOGISTS
ALSO FUCK WHOEVER IS BEHIND THESE ATTACKS IN PARIS
Is kneesbrah dead
I'm pretty sure he's not from Paris I think
>>63535167
His home country is getting btfo.
>>63535806
jesus
i thought that was a poplock/dancing gif
>the city of Johnnathan Wall
>>63535806
this gif is not safe for work, fuck off faggot
>>63535806
oh wow I thought he was humping the wall
How can one manlet be so based?
>>63535755
>he almost had a 20x20
![6950072-miami-heat-2013-champions[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SQv3BSu.jpg "6950072-miami-heat-2013-champions[1]")
2013 Heat vs Current Warriors
Who wins?
Each team has a week worth of prep time.
hello
i am number 2 pick
>>63536340
heat
remember when danny green set the finals record for most 3's made and allen hit the only 3 that mattered that entire series?
>>63536340
2014 spurs
>>63536241
he's just a higher grade competitor than most players, family. Need more Celtics like him to get somewhere, just not of the manlet variety.
>>63536340
lmao this a joke question
warriors are the better team by far heat couldnt even get a 70 win season in the weak ass east
why does DeMarcus Cousins have fans?
literally the only people on the face of the Earth with any reason to like him are family members and Kentucky fans. He acts like a faggot and he plays like a faggot. His team can lose by 20 points for all he cares so long as he 'gets his'.
>>63536376
he's ognna end up better than steve nash t b h
if he were white he'd be the ROTY t b h
>>63536340
Heat imho
2013 Lebron was something else and Dwade wasn't dead yet like in 2014.
i'm glad to see mo williams playing well desu ive always liked the guy
>Kings losing to Brooklyn
are you shitting me?
what's /nba/s favorite salad?
>>63534731
I love how this gif is meant to show how elite iverson was, but instead shows just how great jordan was on D.
>>63536584
Blame their cancerous big man who shoots 45% every season and is currently 1-10 in the current game
>>63536600
Your mum tossing mine :^)
>>63536584
thats when you should know that your team should fold
the worst part is the fact that the nest dont even have a reason to tank and they are still fucking terrible
>demarcus cousins is gonna be shooting under 40% for the season after the end of this game
smfh is he gonna throw another tantrum
Demarcus Cousins is a homeless man's version of Al Jefferson
Nets dont even have a draft pick or a future until 2020. Literally no one would want to play in that black hole.
How can one team be so stupid? hahahaha
The Warriors are 10-0. Holy shit. Could they match the Jordan Bulls 72-10 season?
when is demarcus cousins going to be considered a bust? great big men have the biggest impact on the game and can carry their teams to the playoffs (see: hakeem, ewing, tim duncan, alonzo mourning, shaq, kevin garnett, anthony davis). his teams aren't THAT shit, he should at least be able to get an 8 seed if he's a great big man. he's in his 6th season and has never won more than 30 games, is a 45% shooter and is 1-10 this year. what gives?
>>63536691
Literally who?
>>63536675
Their schedule for the rest of 2015
Nets
Raptors
@Clippers
Bulls
@Nuggets
Lakers
@Suns
Kings
@Jazz
@Hornets
@Raptors
@Nets
@Pacers
@Celtics
@Bucks
Suns
Bucks
Jazz
Cavs
Kings
@Mavs
@Rockets
>>63536691
The fact that he has Gay and Rondo now and STILL cant manage to win games is astounding.
Don't worry guys, we will hand the Warriors 4 losses and ruin their chances at the 72-10 season.
Hopefully the "Demarcus Cousins is an elite big man!" meme ends this season
>>63536756
I'd still be happy if the Rockets could trade Terrance Jones, Jason Terry and a future second rounder for him tbqfh
>>63536714
>no OKC or Spurs
What the fuck NBA schedule maker?
>>63536824
You know there's a whole other year for basketball right
2016
2015+1
>>63536824
Don't worry. Raptors will hand them their first loss. The historic Bulls team got a loss against the Raptors expansion team.
>>63536852
source?
>>63536869
Okay I lied
You caught me
Who else here think TY Lawson needs to be the number one option for the ROX and bring Harden off the bench or possibly trade himfor a 3 and D guy because the ROX need D. TY is fast af n took that shitty NUGGETS team to 57 wins. Let HIM run the show. Get fucking with it Morey
boogie is kind of going off T B H
Goddam boogie.
Another fuckin day in Sacramento
Aw shit boogie time
>>63537042
2bh is better than t b h tbqh
>>63537093
imo you should git gud tbh fam
I don't think Boogie is as game as it is last time around was it.
Rondo and Boogie, and with Collison back...this is going to be good but this team needs to trade Rudy ASAP.
>Andrea Bargnani was a #1 draft pick
just end my life
Who /SETHCurryWithThePop/ Here?
>>63536691
When he ends up on the Lakers and sucks
Who /NINTENDO/ here?
Wii U lineup looking great for the upcoming year unlike the Wizards lineup. lmao
Rondo is fucking killing it
>>63537190
I'm playing Mario RPG on my SNES. Stay mad faggots.
>1 rebound from a triple double with 8 minutes left
Fuck off Rondo
>my package is gonna take 7 days to get from chicago to the dmv area
smfh
>>63537202
Only John Wall and Wizards fans would be mad at that.
I'm playing Smash on the N64. Shit is dope.
Carmichael Dave is such a douche
>>63536691
Only big man on that list that carried their team to the playoffs was Davis. The rest had plenty of help
>>63537246
>not playing the objectively superior Melee
Not even trying anymore desu
>>63537268
Playing the oldies until Cloud is released for Smash 4 and the rest of the DLC is announced in december
>/nba/ goes on a big OOH COUSIN KILLIN IT post spree
>he's still only shooting 45% for the game as a big man
lmao.... /nba/ proving their retardation once again..no wonder the curryfag blows you faggots out so much
BOOGIE CONFIRMED DEAD AT THE SCENE
>>63537109
where were you when the filters stopped desu senpai
>>63537284
But anon, you ARE the curryfag. Your posting pattern can be seen from a mile away.
>>63537312
>But anon, you ARE the curryfag
>>63537284
But he was playing well for a stretch
That's what bballs all about
>the state of Boogie's emotions
Pardon the childish rant that is about to come, but I need to vent. boy do i hate my mom.
Ive been a borderline neet for the past X months, making money off silly odd jobs like hosting smash tournaments, buying and selling things, using my unique set of skills on craigslist, and just generally being a monk by secluding myself from most people until I get my nonsense together.
It took me ages and a lot of unfun shenanigans to finally find the courage, knowledge, and most importantly motivation to solidify exactly my gameplan for life. Many of the details further down the road are still hazy(better than blank), but for the first time in my life I know where/how I want to begin and where I want to be in X amount of time. This is sort of a big deal for me.
That being said, I still somehow maintain my various hobbies and stuff through sheer willpower alone. And by willpower I mean giving up my worldly possessions to the money gods. But most of those things arent important to me. But that basically means I have been broke 24/7 to pay for utilities and whatnot, with only small amounts leftover for fun. I honestly dont even deserve to do the things I do like conventions and video games. It actually makes me very sad to think about.
Anyways, I do want to do fun stuff like go to more conventions and stuff. But I also want to accomplish things like getting a car and stuff. I am incapable of doing either without consistent income. Its been pretty unfun and tough these days. I currently have one major job opportunity in the making at some school somewhere, but that wont follow through for another two months minimum.
>>63537355
Ive been doing a lot of research into that whole bartending nonsense, and while I dont particularly think Id be a good one, I like to prove myself wrong. I am wrong about a lot of things, especially about what I am. Its likely this is another one of those things. After a long of reasearch I found a place to train under the masters, but surprise surprise, theres another money barrier that I need to cross.
Which brings me back to the beginning. My mom is pretty unable to be reasoned with and has a 2 inch fuse. I dont enjoy interacting with her ever, which is why I dont for many reasons. But this is one of those things that I sort of require her support to accomplish my goals. Basically, she said no for a lot of garbage reasons that amounted to “I dont think youd be good at it”. Which isnt as heartbreaking as you think since opinions like those dont phase me. However, now I need to generate money myself, which is incredibly difficult. I might just have to fall back on a good friend of mine. Someone who offered help in a time of need such as this. This could be the first time Ive ever asked to borrow money from someone directly, and would be the first time in my life Id be in significant debt. I mean, 400ish dollars isnt really THAT much, but still trying to generate that money on my own with my current methods would be tough.
Anyways, Im a little upset at my mom for making my already difficult life more difficult by making me jump over unnessecary hoops. I just want a job that isnt wal-mart tier. Is that so much to ask? Like every nay sayer and pity party pusher, Ill prove them wrong with my own two hands.
dont let anyone tell you money isnt important. If I had money I wouldnt be as sad and angry at the world as I am today. But I have confidence that knowing this anger will make me into a better person in the long run.
>Cousins ruining Rondo's triple double
>>63537367
>>63537355
>claims to have great willpower
>wont work a walmart tier job
get the fuck out you useless shit
>best friend I've known since I was in diapers just called my little brother telling him not be like me when he gets older
Well tonight's the night boys I'll see you in the other life
Is Slowbe Cryant the biggest joke in the league right now?
Why the Spurs have the best commercials?
>>63537459
go cry about this based general in more threads faggot! LOL
>>63537457
Fuck what other people think of you, life isn't a game anyone wins, just do you and have a good time, fuck the haters bro
>Rondo with 3 (three) triple doubles in last 4 games
YES AHAHAHAHAHA RONDO TRIPLE DOUBLE I WIN ALL MY CASH LINEUPS AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
FUCK YOU /NBA/
>dat airball free throw
BASED RONDO
oh boy are the kings gonna blow this
lmao rondo fucking up everything
dis nets game
>inb4 half court 3
RONDO JUST KEEPS FUCKING UP
>BROOK LOPEZ
inb4 joe johnson fadeaway to send game to OT
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>this weird ass finish
>JOE JOHNSON
>>63537603
Nah bro, y'all are literally retarded
get fucked brokeland
won myself a little money tonight bros. coulda been better if ryan anderson didn't shit it up.
rondo is a gentleman and a scholar
why would you have Ellington throwing the inbound there?
>>63537643
they actually just gave rondo a few more points
When was Rondo's best season?
>>63537643
anderson almost fucked my shit up today too but we survived breh
Ian Mahinmi and Rondo are mah niggas
guys please stop shit posting we are gonna get relegated to /asp/ like the wrestling generals did if you dont
>>63537675
I think 76ers gamethreads should be on /asp/ since the shit they are doing is not sports
>>63537658
Right now
>>63536378
you are completely wrong dude
he goes so fucking hard every night to try to get the W, literally all he cares about is winning.
the organization just keeps fucking him. can't keep a coach, already rumors and shit going on not even ten games in, fucking crazy dude owns the team.
he needs strong leadership, and he needs consistent leadership. he needs someone to learn from.
it may be too late, and I am very sad about this.
btw i'm from dallas no connection just want to see him succeed
>>63536103
>beast mode
>>63534364
Lol wtf
Why is Nintendo ripping on him
What are everyone's predictions for tomorrow's games?
>Pistons over Clippers (JJ/CP3 still injured?)
>Wiz over Magic
>Dallass over houshit
>lebron over milwaukee
>spurs over &^ers
>nuggets over suns
>curryposter spams thread again regardless of last game outcome
>>63538473
Going to games has actually got me closer to the team. Why do I feel like I'm crushed because the Hornets lost game 9 out of an 82 game season?
are the lakers really on their way to another tank season?
What's wrong? how does the FO fix this?
>>63538555
Wait for free agents and draft steals like Shaq and Kobe.
Problem is with social media stars can be ultra famous in any market (like Durant). Also the Lakers can't bully smaller market teams anymore or just pay more than everyone (Brooklyn tried though, good effort).
I believe this drought will be longer and much worse than the post-Magic getting aids/pre-Shaq Lakers. At least Nick Van Exel and Eddie Jones made the playoffs.
>>63538555
>how does the FO fix this?
Replace themselves
>>63538277
Don't forget the one RBL guy, 2-4, and Canadian bandwagoning a team 100 miles away
someone redpill me on the Nintendo doesn't like John Wall meme
>>63539135
>redpill
>not taking the based blackpill
>tfw noone will ever have a combination of:
>curry's 3's
>hakeem's post moves
>rodman's rebounding
>stockton's assists
>stockton's steals
>mutombo's blocks
>ben wallace's post defense
>pippen's wing defense
>parker's finger roll
>westbrook's athleticism
>dirk's fadeaway
>garnett's mid-range jumper
>carter's dunks
>iverson's handles
>horry's clutchness
>wilt's scoring ability
>jordan's will to win
>lebron's leaderness
>>63539265
Porzingis
>>63533480
why MJ and not curry? Curry is better desu senpai
>>63539265
Duncan has all of that
>>63539265
ben simmons senpai
>>63539291
pls yes
aren't you happy for us /sp/?
knocks haven't drafted a franchise player since ewing, porzingis has a chance to be really good.
i'm real happy desu senpai
who the fucc up?
>>63533551
>>63533583
>>63533624
>>63533986
>How can one man be so based?
>>63539500
>>63539524
75-7
16-0
>>63539460
Same here, mah nigga. I think the big difference between him and a lot of these other guys his size is that he has good flexibility and he looks comfortable on the court. He doesn't look like some 7'3" guy that was forced into balling when he had a growth spurt, he has legit finesse and quickness on the court.
He just needs to stop fouling so much and work on getting good shots. I think he will end up averaging around 15 and 10 for the season. I also expect his blocks to go up as his timing gets better.
>>63539601
you are like a fucking ghost man, where the fuck have you been?
>>63539780
he posts a shitload he just turns his trip off
should I qbp
>>63539791
it would be rude if you didn't tbqhwymn
>>63539791
this, he said he's going to trip very rarely but he's in several of our fantasy leagues
speaking of which how you guys doing? i just slipped to 5th tonight
anybody here like trivia? how the fuck do I get really good at it?
>>63539856
like bar trivia? or trivia in general? I'm pretty dec I've just always been a real curious person, always looking shit up etc
>>63539885
both technically. just knowing facts about everything. whether it be for a trivia team or just to know it
>>63539902
jus look shit up all the time, whenever you hear about something you don't know about look it up on wiki. basically if a question comes to mind google it we live in the greatest infomration age ever, the internet is the greatest equalizer
>>63539853
I need some three-pointers and steals tonight, otherwise I am in dire straights in my third matchup (16 team league)
mushi shi is GOAT
qbp
>>63540176
She's a crazy drug addict. She only did porn to finance her meth habbit and then she became a strict christian talking about Jesus all the time.
>>63540220
that her real twitter, though? i've been looking for it
>>63540176
Her tits are my favorite. Her and jayden jaymes
>Muslims
The religion of peace
JUST
>>63540586
DOOR STOP PEE PEE
post your waifu
>Kevin Love is a superstar
>got decisively outplayed on both ends of the floor by Kristaps Porzingis, twice, in his worst two performances of the season
>by the transitive property, Kristaps Porzingis is already a superstar
the only way porzingis will ever be great is if he turned into a nigger overnight. other than that he will be a bust
>>63534750
funny MEME btw
I'll be sad when LeBron retires
We haven't seen a 6'8 dude who can move like a fucking guard since Magic man
Idk why you all think he's boring
>>63540985
shut up
Niggas are superior
>>63539265
My 2k character maxed out on three point shots but every time I shoot one wide the fuck open I get bad shot selection and it bricks or air balls
I hate 2k forreal
>>63541153
same. can't even play because controller configuration not working. trying to shoot wide open 3s is suffering.
>>63541153
Played mycareer this morning and got reminded of this bullshit. Why is it so unbalanced still
>>63541189
>score 44pts in a game with 14 assist and 12 boards
>lose by three in overtime to the fucking Kings because coach takes me out after hitting my only three in the game to tie and puts me back in with 2.5 seconds left down by three again
Also how the fuck am I still coming off the bench?
>>63541210
Fuck man Isiah Canaan is in front of me with a 76 overall I have an 84 overall and not starting. Plus I have a +/- much much much higher than his and yet I still play 24 minutes a night. So fucking annoying I don't understand this game at all
does 2k still put sub 6 foot players at center sometimes
nate robinson used to get put at center in my games a few years ago
>>63541233
I've only ever seen that in association if I had coaching substitutions set to automatic. At one point I had Kevin Garnett shooting guard after hitting a three and JJ Reddick power forward.
>>63541210
dude, this year they changed it. I was pulling around the same numbers as you, but didn't start till around my 25th game played.
literally leading mvp vote and still coming off the bench. after that I just said fuck it and started going for a+ games, letting my stats slide a bit. after that I was finally given the start over patrick bevelerly. can't believe I had to work so fuckni' hard to replace that scrub.
>>63541233
I don't think so I can't count how many times my manlet got subbed in at center coupled with a weird speed decrease so he moved like a center
So annoying why does nba 2k have so many glitches when hardly any other 2k games do
>>63541221
is it just on 2K16? theyre making me play 48 minutes on 2K15
i'm averaging 38pts, 8reb, 14ast, 2.5stl, 1.5blk
>>63541255
Yeah I'm putting up stats superior to that of prime Michael Jordan all in the span of twenty minutes and we still lose games because by the time I get subbed in we're typically down double digits in the last minute of the fourth quarter.
Fuck 2k and their garbage ass narrative
>>63541274
Yeah I'm talking about 2k16. I never had this problem in any of the other 2ks I started pretty quickly
Also I'm happy you're not dead kneesbrah
>>63541283
i'm not tbqh
i wanna try suicide by terrorist tbhfam
>>63540586
memes aside this team looks like shit
The new black friday Nintendo Wii U bundle got John Wall so shook his stats will be shit tonighy hahahaha.
>>63541387
why do I lose my shit at every one of these lmao
>>63541409
She clearly needs a black man
Lebron and curry confirmed gay lovers
>>63541431
>Lebron
man sometimes I wish I was from miami fucking live ass city with fire mamis
>>63541431
more like Harden
but my waifu will always be pure and will never go anywhere near a beta peepee poopoo man like him
>>63541565
>be French
>>63541624
>get shot
>>63541639
>French
Official best rookies so far power rankings
1. Karl Anthony Towns
2. Kristaps Porzingis
3. Emmanuel Mudiay
4. Jahlil Okafor
5. Justise Winslow
watching Kobr play is funny as fuck tbhfam
>Canada is THIS fucking mad
>>63541854
Leave him alone :(
Kobe... had a hard life... he doesn't deserve this humiliation.. please Kobe..
>>63542146
Someone needs to take him behind the barn.
is there anything more /nba/-core than being baked in your underwear watching anime on a saturday morning?
>>63542419
I hate to break it to you son but that shit is /a/-core.
Get your weeb ass out of here. This is a sports board for men.
>>63542419
>anime
>not playing 2k or fallout 4
>not watching nba gametime
John Wall STILL has 0 rings.
Another win for Nintendo hahaha
LeBron recently celebrated his 25,000 point at the age of 30 years old. Curry is just 3 years younger, but has yet to celebrate his 8,000 point. LeBron James has 50 career triple doubles, Curry has 5. Curry has 2.9k career assists, LeBron has 6.3k.
>>63543158
>2-4
>advanced stats
>>63543158
Curry also has been in the league like 6 years less than lebron
>>63543253
This is ironic considering curry won his mvp due to his "advanced stats"
>>63543298
>Curry's "MVP" year stats: 23/4/7
>Lebron's career stats: 27/7/7
>>63543298
>2-4
>advanced stats
>>63543394
Put Lebron on curry's team, he'd sweep the west
Put Curry on lebron's team, they wouldn't make it to the finals in the east
>>63543428
>2-4
>advanced stats
>advanced stats
>2-4
lebabby is old hat I don't wanna hear a fucking thing on him on here ever again
who /warriorspatriotsroyalsfan/ here
>>63543900
I know you're trolling but I really really hope you kill yourself
what went wrong
RONDO IS BACK BITCHES
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>>63544232
>rondo is back
>marc gasol is back
and all you niggas doubted smfh
>>63544232
any stats against the nets are irrelevant
>>63544277
bruh he just had his third triple double
OF THE WEEK
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>Rondo's back@@!
>Kings are 3-7
How mad will /nba/ be when the Warriors go 11-0 later today?
>>63544460
Not as mad as when the Warrior 16-0 in the playoffs. Stay angry haters
How mad will /nba/ be when the Warriors go 73-9?
Really I'm happy for Curry /nba/ talked about him like a damn dog last year and he's had nothing but success ever since
![Stephen Curry Gives LeBron James the Stone Cold Stunner - YouTube [360p].webm](https://i.imgur.com/SADMxZO.jpg "Stephen Curry Gives LeBron James the Stone Cold Stunner - YouTube [360p]")
How mad will /nba/ be when the Warriors go back to back to back?
>>63544742
No one talked about him like that at all until the playoffs rolled around last year and the year before that there was like 0 talk about him.
>>63544772
>No one talked about him like that at all
must be true one person on /nba/ said so
>>63544772
Yeah but when the Warriors were successful in the playoffs anons spoke on him like he wasn't a child of God. Now those same people have to deal with Curry spammer and seeing his team steamroll the west. I hope he has a very successful career and comes to my team eventually
>>63544137
>Cousins hurt
>Collison hurt
>Gay slumping until his most recent game, now sick
>new roster that needs to mesh
>best defender (by far) needs time before he can play big minutes
>insane schedule (clippers twice, grizzlies, rockets, warriors, spurs)
They've won 3 of the 4 games they could realistically expect to win thus far, and the rest of their year is way easier. I'd give them until December minimum, maybe January, before talking about what's gone wrong.
predictions for the pistons v clips game?
>>63544790
dude i dont even know where your bandwagoning ass came from like just last year you were not even here the only one was on stephs dick like that was that Brazilian anon.
Once he won the finals its all I WAS ALWAYS HERE HYPING STEPH
How do I get Lebron to come to Charlotte in 2k?
>>63544859
>responding to ayy81fag seriously
>>63544859
>i was never here
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
is Klay Thompson a meme?
>>63544913
is curry dude the king of /nba/? he was right all along
ayy81milanafag got btfo every time he posted and hes gonna get btfo again this year when warriors dont win the chip hahahahahahhahahaha
remember! he didnt bandwagon warriors until AFTER they won the chip therefore he has ZERO wins! how can you be king with no wins!?
free money tonight bros
>>63544913
>/nba/ dick rides Lebron and his thugs in the finals
>curry spammer knew Curry was superior to Lebron even when the Cavs went up two games
>now /nba/fags think they can tell curry spammer any fucking thing
BTFO eternally
>>63544913
#rekt
is there literally anything the Warriors cannot win at?
>>63544939
He wins every time the Dubs do, which is ten times consecutively.
>>63544939
Capped for the finals tbfh
>>63544913
>>63544990
these are real i just checked the archives. /nba/ will never be the same after this ass whipping
>>63544913
>>63544990
Everyone started riding Curry's dick during the playoffs what does this prove? No one was hyping him the regular season in 2014
>>63544990
It's funny they do that exact shit all the time now.
>he won twice in the finals!
Holy shit, why is /nba/ so pathetic?
Congrats /nba/. You are officially the most toxic general in /sp/ that newcomers really ought to avoid like the plague.
The general is literally 95% shitposting. This place really has become, starting many months ago, a pure shitposting hub with only the most hardcore shitposters still frequenting this place. Everyone here just uses this thread as an afterschool / afterwork lounge to shitpost.
I have never seen a bigger shitposting hub than these threads with everyone having the smallest dicksI could imagine, thinking this place still has a reason to exist when everyone is covered in shit from the constant shitposting.
Everyone here gets meme'd on - no exceptions even new people. We literally got blatant shitposters posting off-topic shit and blogging the 99% of the time they are here and trying to justify it by discussing basketball 1% of the time.
Even worse shitposting here never gets deleted unless it's blatant or porn.
Letting this shithole fester and ignoring the problems only leads to a bigger problems later on. That's why /sp/ has a reputation for being hostile compared to other boards.
How fucking mad will /nba/ be when we the ship again
>>63544990
somebody actually capped that high ass post I made lmao
it's true tho
>>63545039
I have a big ass DARK black dick and I rock with the Warriors
>these threads with everyone having the smallest dicks
thanks for the reminder Lebron has the smallest dik in the /nba/
>>63544945
>kyle Anderson
Cool strat to start a guy who plays 5 minutes a game senpai.
>>63545039
i'm sad because this used to be the spot on 4chan
now I have nowhere to go on 4chan
>>63545039
>>63545161
>stop rooting for the team i don't like
>>63544945
Mudiay is gonna get shut down by Bledsoe, expect horrid shooting and 5+ turnovers
>>63545160
kawhi's out with a cold and manu's sitting cus he's old, KA, rasual butler and danny green are the only wings on the team for this game
was the 2015 draft the weakest for point guards in a long time?
>>63545175
i dont even dislike the warriors you guys are just annoying to the point you derail threads
>>63545206
let the excuses begin, can you damage control any harder?
>>63545222
are you going to cry about it?
>>63545160
Kawhi and Manu are both out. Gonna be a Pop kinda lineup today.
>>63545187
You think they'll put Bledsoe on him and not Knight? PGs have put up good numbers vs. the Suns this year. And banking on this game being up and down since I got 3 guards in.
>>63545220
2013 by far. Schröder, garbage Trey Burke and no one else. Terrible. Mudiay/Grant/Payne/Wright is better than that plus Russell if you consider him a PG
how do you stop this?
protip: no can do
>>63545341
fucking memeplayer
forced interracial
>11-0
>>63545675
what championship rings is Drake wearing?
>rondo is done
>team cancer
>3 triple doubles in a week
nba newfags BTFO
>>63545039
this is some reddit tier pasta.
>>63545039
cry more pls
>>63545675
>little indian woman beside 2 BBCs
every women love the big dick whites mad as hell!
which NBA player is the most likely to watch anime?
my vote
>>63545901
Jeremy Lin is a huge Naruto fan.
>>63545836
Look at her grabbing her knees imagining it's the BBC
>>63545675
And Kelsey Grammar was there last night. Whats up with the random celebrities at kings games?
>>63545675
who's the dude in the Raiders hat?
>>63544830
Have the Kings have the toughest schedule in the league so far?
I'm honestly forced to believe that anyone who thinks Curry isn't the best player in the league offensively is either shitposting or won't swallow their pride to admit it.
>>63546237
Durant, Giffin, and Kyrie are better
>>63546287
>Durant
I'm sorry I haven't seen him play in a few days?
watching clippers game atm
>french national anthem starts playing
>camera pans to blake groffin
>his demeanor instantly changes from smiling about something to serious
who /drummond/ here?
>>63546729
We /deandre/ desu
>Davis playing like shit
>hyped up to win the MVP
Lil B never forgets the curse might now come around now but it will
Clippers cannot defend shit
How the fuck can John Wall ever recover from this? I bet hes crying in the locker room right now thinking about how the Orlando Magic will destroy him just like Nintendo did lmao
Anyone else forget Joel Embiid even existed?
>>63547259
Even when someone brings up the 76ers I don't think of him
>>63547337
>lelkers and nets 1-8 with some of the easiest schedules in the league
smfh
Why are the clippers getting BTFO at home?
This reminds me of the France/Germany game yesterday
>>63547499
>Pablo
They're playing like shit though and being streaky
is SVG a genius?
>>63547618
yes
>>63547499
they don't have their starting back court you fucking idiot
>>63547499
theyre missing their starting back court, PG who creates on 85% of posessions and shooter who gives them most of their spacing
>>63547850
>>63547891
excuuuuses
>>63547891
I thought Blake was an MVP candidate?
>>63547850
They still have Austin Rivers :^)
>>63547977
>one bad half invalidates his MVP credentials
nice
>>63548036
he flamed out against the suns...so how is Griffin more of a candidate than CP3?
>>63548115
i got btfo but will continue to bullshit, the post
>>63548178
you referring to your own post there chump?
>>63548235
he literally got ejected at suns and has played fine for a half britkek.
>>63548235
should one ejection hurt an MVP candidacy?
>>63548273
yes should make player ineligible to win the award
>tfw she stares at me and then looks down when I see her
what does this mean
>>63548382
she wants to suck your dick m8
>>63547337
Golden State would be number 1 if RPI didn't count losses handed out by themselves
Drummond got some hairy ass shoulders disgusting
Bitch I'm morose and lugubrious
>>63548519
you probably havent heard any 90s Memphis records that LUM ripped off
>inb4 muh Mystic Stylez
>>63547955
What anime is this
>ex girl keyed my car up
Do I kill her?
>Jamal Crawford with 31
>>63548693
You paint your car you fucking moron. Problem solved.
>>63548693
I'm sure you deserved it.
>>63548548
Get me hip
>>63548693
Yes
Pistons are so damn bad at shooting. Drummond bricking left and right.
>>63548705
motherfucker she keyed my car and called and told me she did
this is beyond just getting shit painted this is WAR canada
You know when to not take fantasy advice from ESPN when they can't even read their own time stamps on injuries.
Kek, Odom turned into a vegetable.
>>63548693
Well in order for us to give you a satisfactory response to this...what race?
>>63548847
>our sources
>>63548847
why is that funny
>>63548737
Oh, well yeah, then she definitely deserves to be murdered.
It's a fucking car gayboy; it's like $200 damage. Get over it. Pst some shitty message on her wall if you're feeling really shit about it.
>americans
Why doesn't Drummond just learn to shoot free throws?
>>63548847
wat I thought he was walking on his own but couldn't remember some people
>no pistons-clippers gt
kill me
>>63548942
His hairy shoulders give him too much weight when he's shooting, making his accuracy off.
>>63548942
he's just lazy and is rushing every FT
might as well just do it underhand at this point in ur life, it can't get much more embarrassing than this
>>63549026
i heh'd
>>63549040
how do you know if underhand even works?
>>63549040
Granny shots might be good for him
>>63548730
Youtube these:
Shawty Pimp - You Can't Play no Playa
Koopsta Knicca - Robbers
Graveyard Productions - Grab My Mask
Tom Skeemask - Niggaz Watch Yo Back
DJ Zirk - Stay Paid
>Austin Rivers playing 40+ mins
>Lance Stephenson only playing 1 min 42 seconds
Is lance really that bad bros?
>>63549157
Yeah Austin plays legit good D
>>63549157
he was the worst player ti play more than 25 minutes a game last year.
>>63549080
It doesnt stink breath.
>detoilet pisstains can't beat a gutted cloppers team
L M A O
M
A
O
O
Think I'm gonna take a break on watching Pistons game
>lost literally every one I watched
>won every one I didn't watch
>Andre Drummond has to sit out in the clutch because he can't shoot FTs
19 rebounds bitch
jamal went off on the pistons, if only he was more consistent
>http://deadspin.com/report-lamar-odom-cant-recognize-family-doctors-fear-1742573790
this is bullshit because the kardaisans said when lamar woke up he recognized and greeted her imo I'm willing to trust them than dedspin and their "sources"
>>63550171
food4lyfe
>>63550171
food4lyfe
>>63550171
where were you for mavs-clips? busy sucking dick for cake money?
imagine if Andre Drummond signed with the Warriors
>>63550543
He would be playing with a shit tier PG hahaha.
>Draymond Green is the best defender in the league
Can someone fill me in on this John Wall/Nintendo thing?
>>63550543
>tfw warriors could've had steph/klay/dray/drummond but picked harry b instead
>>63550813
attempt at forcing a meme
ignore
>>63550543
imagine if deandre joined the warriors they wanted him bad but in the end he told them (smartly) to fuck off
Dude andre drummond is baby shaw
>tfw only one watching the wizards-magic
>>63551117
I have it on, but I'm dedicating most of my attention to shitposting on /tv/.
Go Spurs Go
>>63551117
watching it for solely for draftkings purposes
>Is Chef Curry the GOAT?
kill yourselves NBATV
>>63551117
I am. I decided to finally follow baskbetball and I guess the Magic since they are the only real local pro team I have
>>63551117
cfb bro desu senpai family
>>63551117
>Tfw xbone wont play illegal streams
rockets or Dallas?
who wins?
>>63551117
Saturdays are for cfb imo
>>63551312
>>63551278
>amateur sports
>>63551301
Mavs
they are hitting a good groove and houston is still all over the place
>>63551301
Got my money on wizards and rockets
>>63551341
>>63551491
lets find out
>>63551493
>>63551493
>>63551518
Don't know shit about nba. Just hoping for the best
>>63551240
she still scares me spurs bro
>>63550171
how much do you weigh again? its it less or more than Andre Drummond?
>>63551561
>Betting on a sport you know nothing about
>>63551644
>Norwegian
>rich
What do you think about the next 5 matches?
>>63551644
Please for the love of god, stop posting this fucking nigger.
>>63551680
i think you should gtfo. leave it to norway to destroy the great game of basketball with their gambling. i mean if you knew ball it would be cool. but you dont know the game bro. stick to futbol.
>>63551721
So butthurt, I'm joking nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pnl1ulaG5k
>saturday night
>nothing to do
>teams not playing
sup bitches
>>63551680
rockets
cavs
spurs
nuggets
warriors
>>63551770
she was qt as fuck in percy jackson doe
>>63551790
Nuggets
does anyone else really want a gf so you can see them get railed by a gigantic black guy??
am i the only one???
>>63552069
reddit.com/r/kekold
>>63551680
If you're gonna bet, bet on the sixers bruh
>>63551887
where's the ISIS one
is there a game thread for the austin spurs plus friends hosting the 76ers
>>63552198
3late5bet now. Usually bet on soccer. Forgot to place 10$ bet a few hours ago, could have won 350$ FML
>John Wall
Nintendo Canadabro was telling the truth, Wll is straight up SHOOK
Is Ben Simmons really worth tanking for? I don't trust an Aussie nigger named fucking "Ben".
>>63551680
Nigga what is you doin?
>>63552590
He is supposedly the next "Lebron James". Didnt know two wins and 4, incoming 5th finals loss was something worth gunning for
>>63552590
https://vine.co/v/iBM2XlOHaD0
looks like the next generation's blake griffin
>>63552727
is he playing SF or PF?
>>63551680
Houston probably wins against Mavs.
Spurs vs 76ers, we all know who's supposed to win here.
Suns will beat Nuggets.
And if you think Nets will stop Warriors rape tour anno 2015 then good luck. I should mention I will die laughing if Nets wins
>>63552781
he will need to bulk up then, if he wants to play nba next year
>>63552807
>Houston probably wins against Mavs.
>hueston getting BTFO by dwight powell and devin harris
>>63552807
houston is down by twenty bro
>>63552815
he's 240lbs at 6'10 and 19 years old, and still growing. he won't have issues in that department in the long run.
>>63552828
I wouldnt mind Mavs winning brah
>John Wall
>only 9 points
>1-4 from 3 point range
Looking so fucking SHOOK
>>63552764
They'll try to play him SF in the NBA because that's where he has the biggest size advantage, but he can't shoot the meme shot, so he'll be skilled, undersized PF for life.
>>63552849
It's the 2nd quarter. I was just saying who I believe is the better team.
Can someone explain why the talent disparity in NBA is so strong?
>>63552869
really 240? just looks real skinny
I just meant he's probably going first and to a team that expects him to play right away, need some strength and weight to play big in the paint
but if he's already 240
what happened to kawaii
>>63552869
He's 225, not 240.
For comparison, Kobr topped out at 220 in his buffest years and he's 6'6 at most.
>>63552892
Orlandos been playing good basketball this season. Im impressed
>>63552936
http://www.draftexpress.com/article/2015-LSU-Combine-Measurements-and-Analysis-5299/
last week's numbers.
fucking rockets fucking up my fantasy team!
>"NEVER TRUST A MAN FROM HOUSTON!"
>>63552908
Steroids and skills probably.
>>63552944
It's the east though. Which means they'll never amount to anything with lebron in the Eastern conference.
>>63552985
the Kardashians ruin everything
>>63552955
Yeah it is bullshit. He was 229 on June 29th at the Nike Skills Academy. College teams always inflate shit since scouts will just hear 240 and be automatically more interested. If he gained 11 pounds, it wasn't muscle.
>>63552908
The amount of PEDs you can buy with a max salary compared to a rookie or mid level salary is night and day. If you don't catch hype early on, you are fucked.
>>63552994
Even Lebron cant stop the resurgence. It has begun. He knows it. The league knows it. The greatest franschise is returning.
>>63553070
true story tbqh
>>63553137
my man!
rockshits scored 34 points in the half(not quarter, half)
GO MAVS
>Derrick rose says he's suffering from double vision and has been since before the season
Is this for real or an excuse? Because holy fuck if this is real that seems like some major brain damage shit if it lasts more than a month.
>>63553245
>>63553273
It seems legit to me. He's beyond done.
Why the fuck is this bitch on tinder if she has a bf
Fuck me, literally, please
Name one player on your team you wish a career/life ending injury upon.
>Bucks
>Grevious Vasquez
He's shooting barely over 25% and less than 20% from three yet he continues to chuck.
>>63553327
After seeing that he's 1-18 from 3 point range this season I agree. MY shooting % from long range is higher than that and I'm a short white guy who was picked last in pickup growing up.
Ayyy ray mccallum finally getting non garbage minutes
>>63553379
>mavs
>entire team based even end of bench jj barea and salah mejire and john jenkins
seriously great start from bench guys
don't know what is going on with javale tho
has Kris Humpries broken the Kardashian curse? ballin out of his mind right now.
>>63553428
he looks like a spur on the court
>>63553379
Thanks for Powell and the 2017 pick
>>63552924
respiratory infection
>>63553379
Bucks need a meme shooting PG in the worst way.
>Wall doesn't pass, holds onto the ball for the entire shot clock
>Magicians still let him go to the basket for a layup
not going to get anywhere playing like that.
>>63553362
attention and validation because her bf isn't around 24/7. or she's just thirsty. it happens.
Fluke win by the Wizards.
John Wall got carried hard.
ayyyy get it ray
i want boban on the court too now
>>63553680
whats this strange new craptor meme
>>63553816
It's not a meme. It's a way of life.
>le doorstopper peepe man 0-10
ahahahahahahaa
>>63553847
definitely a shitty meme m8
>>63553961
>He doesn't know lol
>>63553961
>he doesn't know
Rockets, step up your game
>>63553961
Im legit confused myself anon
But uhh nintendo sucks dick and has 0 games
>>63554056
John Wall detected
Nintendo has a vast library of games. Only a retarded NBA bust would deny that.
>>63554081
NIGGA YOU GOT NO GAMES
NO NEW METROID AND THE NEW STARFOX LOOKS LIKE ASS
if ur not watching the cavs Vs keks tune in after 1/2 time. its hype as fuck. Parker dunk, MCW dunk...everyone is god-mode right now. EVERYONE
>11-0?
is /nba/ ready to meet it's fate?
lmao looks like warriors gettin they first loss tonight... with no klay to carry steph its a wrap!
>doorstopper peepee man is 1-14
>>63554163
>Zelda U
>Xenoblade Chronicles X
>Pokken Tournament
>New Smash Bros DLC
>Pokemon Red, Blue, Yellow re-release
>Mario Tenis
>Mario Kart 8
>Mario Maker
>Splatoon
>Wonderful 101
>Pikmin 3
John Wall on suicide watch
>tfw i destroyed this canadian in smash last night
he should just leave the thread and hide in shame!
>>63554312
>Canadian
>all he knows is /hoc/
>forces shitty /hoc/ tier memes
predictable oh and by the way Xbox shits on Nintendo you fucking chink
>>63554417
NEW
>>63554403
>furpuck
>implying i frequent furpuck threads
get lost, Wall
lets get this to 500 at least
>>63554312
All these rehashes of dead titles. Hot damn. I knew nintendo was getting bad but not this hot steaming shit pile
>>63554597
every game out today is a rehash
>>63554002
>>63554013
then explain? I don't spend the majority of my time in shit /nba/ threads like canadins seem to
500
>>63554621
lol no. and only nintendo does rehashes of shitty dead titles
>>63554671
SHOTS FIRED
>>63554671
OH SHIT
>Milwalkee keks
>Just lets leborn dunk on you to tie the game
LEL
