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>>63519639
>tfw you will never date a girl that looks like a feminine boy
>tfw you will never date a feminine boy that genuinely looks like a cute girl
why bother living
>>63519639
ARCHIVES CHECKED AND VERIFIED BTW
WHO /ellyse/ HERE??
>>63519639
seen any faces today lad?
first for Warnkek double ton that I predicted this morning
>>63519648
ur gay
>>63519645
Fruit on pizza is always good my friend, strange people are afraid to try it
It's actually thread 17
Reminder that I'm LITERALLY the one who exposed Warner as Australia's best batsman on /cric/
>>63519657
1st for the sunny day I predicted on the morn.
Who /lastexamtoday/ here?
>tfw too tired to even consider going out
Is cricket the comfiest sport there is?
>>63519656
only mum and my younger sister
reminder that /cric/ is the best general on /sp/
>>63519639
Series counters are only for Ashes series you SEETHING freshcunt
We should declare half an hour before stumps on day 1 just to rub it in
>>63519662
FUCK M8, i just checked again, ill fix it up next thread
REMINDER NEXT THREAD IS #18 LADS
Who studying for 3 exams next week while watching the cricket here?
>>63519672
mine is tuesday, and i've got a huge report due monday. not good m8s
>>63519672
I read that as /vasectomy/ which is what you should be doing tb honest.
>>63519682
>day 1
You mean day 2 m8. Last three digits are our total.
Big Dog's going to bed, g'night cunts
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>>63519672
>>63519684
who /wageslave/ here
>>63519676
reminder that Charles St is the best designated shitting st in India.
>>63519672
>>63519684
Finished last ever exams yesterday.
Now I can spend all day watching cricket and playing fallout
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Thank you friendly Arab
>>63519687
>literally can't read
>badmouthing people getting educated
How many Aussie batsman have gotten out without scoring a century this series?
Poo Peeland is embarrassing themselves.
>>63519696
That's the point, though. What could be more embarrassing than a team declaring on day 1 and still beating you?
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>>63519713
>27 posts
>1 australian IP
nice 'poomunity' you have here kek
![[Vivid-Taku] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 05 [E8DBF832].mkv_snapshot_12.34_[2015.11.13_15.06.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1uuIJZx.jpg "[Vivid-Taku] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 05 [E8DBF832].mkv snapshot 12.34 [2015.11.13 15.06.23]")
remember when autistic losers from new zealand were saying they would beat us this series because they won the rwc thanks to refball?
lel
>>63519713
Literally just Smoth
Why do they bowl these chest high balls for them to pull? Either bowl a bouncers like a fucking man or bowl it full
Zimbabwe would literally have bowled better than this
Explain yourselves you fucking pieces of kiwi shit
>>63519734
>>63519725
That must mean it's just me talking shit to all of you
I want a grilled cheese sandwich but my oven is broken lads. What the fuck do i use?
>>63519734
they're bowling at a new zealand length and are literally and unironically unable to adapt to the australian bounce
this reminds me of the india series a couple years ago where clarke scored all those double hundreds and everyone padded their averages
australia will go overseas and get blown out
>>63519738
I...I'm not sure how that's an answer for shit bowling
>>63519747
literally who cares
nobody comes into OUR house
>>63519705
>>63519705
Worse m8. /internship/ reporting
>>63519743
Microwave lad
>>63519759
>falling for that meme
hope its paid and with a good company lad
That NZ bowler named Henry reminds me of that Kiwi who came out to Australia a few years ago thinking he could take on the mighty Karl Stefanovic for the morning show.
>>63519752
Google 'Why do bowlers bowl shitty bouncers against Australia?'
First result
>>63519768
Then it's a boiled cheese sandwich with hot bread
https://twitter.com/kokeeffe49/status/665083212398358529
>Getting blown the fuck out by warnerkek unironically
kek
KEK
senpai
>>63519774
HURR LE LOVABLE BOGAN MAN
Stefanovic can get fucked. Absolute flog.
>>63519738
>actual discussion
>google it
>>63519705
>tfw my mum is my employer
>tfw I pick my own hours and get paid top dollar
life is good m8
am i literally the only kiwi in this thread?
>>63519789
>being a male prostitute
>>63519730
and Meme Marsh
>>63519780
That dude's laugh was awesome
>>63519705
>tfw start work at 7am tomorrow
should i even bother going to bed?
>>63519794
Hi!
Where the maidens?
>>63519780
RARE TRIP
>>63519809
>>63519802
nah, just get a bag of MDMA and go nuts
>>63519809
probably at home desu
its a bit nippy out tonight
>>63519780
>spannerhead
>>63519785
>flog
You know I don't think there is any word that reveals someone having a shit personality as much as this one.
>>63519821
The politically correct term is "japanese"
lads this album is unironically fire
>yfw David Warner beats Lara's 400* tomorrow
>>63519838
you cant use that in a sentence though mate
>its a bit japanese out tonight
sounds ridiculous family
>>63519845
He will do it tonight lad
>>63519840
ikr
>no pressure
>no sense
>we are
>all in
>we are
bangers
that is one small ground 2bh
>>63519845
>He gets 464 and commemorates his mate Hughes whilst doing absolutely nothing to put his murderer behind bars
Other than Smith, what other captains have been autistic? Google didn't help
So Craig is turning it away from the lefties out of footmarks and dumbfuck McCullum doesn't even have a slip in?
>australia could declare after today's play and never be the slightest bit worried
>20 overs tonight
>Warner could realistically finished on 250*
who /seething/ here?
>>63519855
make a grilled cheese sandwich
>>63519867
i often see things
Fuck Khawaja has a feminine voice
>>63519861
they arent going for wickets mate
>>63519874
this made me lel
just letting you know because I like it when others tell me that I have made them laugh
Enjoy this feeling lad
based bane bowling lads
>>63519867
I watched that years ago
Carpenter made some great films
>>63519883
then why bowl Kane
>>63519757
>that posturing
Are you literally 12 years old?
>>63519861
Only way they are going to slow the scoring down is to take a couple mate, plus the batsmen can't drive as freely if they know there is a slip in.
>>63519897
freshcunt detected
>>63519897
I was repeating what an Indian once said to me
lighten the fuck up you shit cunt
Someone please tell me they got a screenshot of those guys that are chucking the sickie
>>63519885
thanks friend
>>63519899
I'll slip in to your mum m8
>>63519883
That reply above was meant for your comment.
There has been a real lack of contest between bat and ball today
>>63519907
loving the banter lad
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>>63512674
Calling it early
>this guy
>Kiwis
>have the audacity to still show their faces
At least fight back. I'm embarrassed for you.
I'm using this game to summarize your peoples and country
>>63519895
over rate, plus seamers are tired
Lol Chappell laying into this kiwi cunt
>>63519930
>big strong american noticed us
>>63519931
Nah, they are just being nice, making sure everyone has a bowl
Are PP this bad?
I wonder if the Kiwi players want to tell Warner that he married a complete slut that they have all fucked but have to bite their tongues because of Brendon
>>63519927
they really need IDs on /sp/
>>63519940
Mcmeme knows how important it is for Khawaja to make some runs at this point of his career
>>63519925
This game.
I went to a camp at this summer boarding school in Ireland which was full of Spaniards and French kids.
There was this one Portuguese chick who was 17 (I was 15) who just oozed sex. At the camp mixer she was just wearing a bra.
I was massively lusting after her, but had uggo Spanish chicks after me.
The one time I got close to her, was when she came behind me and stuck out her hand in the circle. I was to slow to put my finger in it to break it.
She just looked at me with that look of 'my expectations were low, and I'm still slightly disappointed.'
If I was quick enough we woulda boned.
>casuals ITT unironically think Khawaja and Warner are good for tearing up this limp dicked NZ attack
new and improved ford girl is god's gift to the world desu
>>63519947
what the fuck would that achieve?
>>63519950
Nice blog m8
>>63519950
nice blog post BSA
>>63519958
expose zerobese
>>63519960
>>63519961
samefag
>>63519949
I think McCullum has instructed his bowlers to go easy on Khawaja because he understands that he can play an important role in the acceptance of muslims in Australian society.
McCullum really wants to see him succeed
Witnessing history here lads
>>63519953
Drop the trip
>>63519958
being able to harass and abuse people would be a bit easier
>>63519831
And I don't think there is anything that reveals someone having a shit personality more than liking Karl Stefanovic and shitposting behind a proxy.
>>63519962
does he think Warner is shit? Was that him in that post?
Fucking casual scum
>>63519947
they need to get rid of flags
>>63519953
Drop the trip
>>63519960
>>63519961
thanks guys, I'll let you know more about the camp in my later posts (good story about a French kid thinking I could speak French and one about me being too scared to pee in the bathrooms so I pissed in the sink in my room). I'm gonna just watch the cricket for a bit now.
>tfw no rugby league
>>63519977
You're just saying that so people will stop responding to you with poo in loo
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>>63519995
>no sauce
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>>63519995
cover them in BBQ sauce and we are good to go
Hey cric do you have a gf?
>be 26
>have 18 year old gf
Life is good man, and even better if we win against the kiwis
>>63519974
>YUH PROXY
Oh no someone doesnt believe I'm in Indonesia, guess I will just console myself with fresh oysters and a sweet sweet 8/10 shaved mixed mollucan and javanese pussy.
>>63519987
exactly you fairy bread eating faggot
>>63519995
Why the fuck is it on the floor
>guppy
cheeky wicket incoming
This is literally embarrassing
I can't even sit and be comfy and watch this because it just isn't comfy
Fuck this shitty team
I was really looking forward to this
>>63520000
Don't like sauce. Nice quads
>>63519995
>sausage rolls
You sure are a fat piece of shit
>>63519995
Not the only long cylindrical objects you'll be doubling up on tonight desu senpai
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>>63520014
why do you always post in twos?
It is extremely comfy btw
>>63519995
Shit/10
Here's my healthy salad I'm having for dinner tonight, bacon, sautéed mushrooms, shredded cheese, croûtons, radishes, carrots, tomatos with a dash of ranch dressing, wala
>>63520007
Your gf is an ugly cunt, she must have been a cheap buy
>>63520006
>Life is good man, and even better if we win against the kiwis
>if
come on man
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>>63520007
>oysters
>in Asia
how to spot a white boy
>memecullem
kek
>Kanchō (カンチョー?) is a Japanese prank performed by clasping the hands together in the shape of an imaginary gun and attempting to poke an unsuspecting victim's anus, while exclaiming "Kan-CHO!".
Memecullum bowling
NZ damage control
>>63520027
Either way I'm a fucking an 18 year old
>>63520025
>salad
u sum kinda fooken poof?
>>63520010
>thinking having access to food is an insult
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>>63520009
>you can only post images from the board you're on
>>63520042
no you're not
>>63520011
its on the ironing board
>>63520007
>Reality Kek in Bali
Jemaah Islamiyah where are you now your country needs you?
>>63520050
Yes I am cunt
>>63520046
original joke lad
holy fuck mccullum and guptill bowling. this is pathetic they shouldn't even have agreed to do this series
>>63520056
it's ok friend, this is a safe zone. you don't have to lie anymore
Guptill is unironically bowling better than Craig
>>63520055
>>>/reddit/
>>63520059
they're just letting the bowlers rest for the new ball american
>>63520006
>Start new bar job as a 26 year old
>All the girls are 18-22
>They don't realize how old I am
>mfw
It's like shooting fish in a barrel
>>63520066
>damage control
Who ZOOPER DOOPER here?
>>63520067
>working in a bar at 26
What went so wrong for you, anon?
>>63520032
Well um, no shit I'm white? And oysters are a big thing in east Indonesian dishes, China and Japan so you really don't know what the fuck you are talking about.
>>63520067
there's no need to lie, we won't judge you for being a jobless virgin
>>63520067
You realise girls prefer 2-5 years older guys anyway?
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>>63520006
Yeah
I'm a brown guy with a white gf :)
mcmeme being such a nice guy, giving waughner his 200
>>63520073
Not hot enough yet lad but I'll be digging into those soon
>>63520075
they are poor quality and cheap over there but they still charge high prices (relatively) because foreigners will always buy them
Australian oysters are much better quality
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Is Holly related to Ellyse?
>that over
>Memecullum wants to give Warner the double century off his own bowling
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>>63520108
>manlets compensating
>tfw you will probably never score a test double hundred
>>63520110
William Warner is the accounting manager at NOCO Energy Corp.
I thought Shane Warne was a bowler? he's doing well with the bat
>>63520074
I dropped out of University then moved the Europe, when I got back I got a job with the only skills I have.
>>63520076
Why would I lie about being a wage slave?
>>63520080
I realize girls are dumb as shit and don't know what they want
>le new zealand clapping intensifies
Little manlet fag was out lbw before he even got to 100.
Will Bushman Koala get a double century as well lads?
>yfw Smith declares on Warner 390*
>>63520088
Holy shit way to show your absolute pleb level. Yes Australian oysters are better, I won't pretend to deny this, but if you're not a dumb shit who goes to Bali and tries to live like a king, you can go live on a REAL paradise island like Seram which is where I'm at now. You can "literally" get your own oysters and go fishing in beautiful waters and take as much as you want because there is "LITERALLY" no one here, except me and my 8/10 muslim princess who I fucking love banging and jizzing all over her face.
>>63520114
>probably
one day he does his ankle in that idiotic jump routine
>>63520118
That's Mark Waugh you're thinking of m8
>>63520120
>Why would I lie about being a wage slave?
It doesn't matter why you do it, I'm just letting you know that you don't have to lie any more. It's ok friend, you're safe here
>>63520130
enjoy your salmonella
401 happening
>>63520130
Drop the trip
>>63520129
If Warner makes it 300, Smith will either declare when he is out, or when the score is approaching 700
Granted that it happens tomorrow, otherwise Smitty declare at 550
>New ball only helps Australia
kek
KEK
>booult
>>63520105
story?
>>63520135
Thanks for always being there for me anon
>>63520132
i wouldnt have the stamina to be quite honest
Warner memeslogging again when he gets his milestone.
Probably gonna throw away his wicket even though he has a prime platform to go for the world record.
>>63520142
Falzon has had previous high-profile relationships with sporting stars such as Braith Anasta, Matt Henjak, Matt Poole, Brent Staker, Anderson Luis de Abreu Oliveira, David Carney and Marcos Baghdatis. She was also in a brief relationship with British funnyman David Walliams.[10] Falzon is also known for a "toilet tryst" with rugby superstar Sonny Bill Williams. In 2007, she was captured on a mobile phone camera with Williams in a men's toilet cubicle at the Clovelly Hotel. She was also seen with another Bulldog player - Ben Roberts - at a Kings Cross nightclub only three hours after her toilet tryst with Williams[11]
Falzon is the wife of Australian cricketer David Warner. They married in April 2015.[1] They had their first child on 11 September 2014.[8] On July 15, 2015 the couple announced they are expecting their second child, another daughter.[9]
>replaced after 3 balls
what's the over rate lads? will we get 9 more overs? i wanna see fucking 400 on the first day
Mfw we sneak out of the hotel tonight at 4am tonight and don't turn up tomorrow.
oh for fucks sake new zealand
it's 3 balls old
>bushman damaged a brand new ball in one shot
>0.3 over old ball
>20/2025
>warner whacks the shit out of the new ball
>'there's something wrong with the new ball'
>2225-20
just fuck our balls up family
HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND?
This is one of the most pathetic games of cricket I've ever seen
TAKING
THE
PISS
>two fours
another new ball?
>mfw I thought Poo peeland were gonna be betetr than India
LET THE SLAUGHTER BEGIN
>this is still unironically our best ever team
fucking hell lads
fucking hell
>warner
>>63520170
fuck no
this is our worst team in a long time
when was the last time NZ won a test series against Aus?
>>63520174
Hadlee (the only good cricketer they've ever had)
>>63520170
Its ok m8 you're slightly less shit at pyjama cricket
Really impressed with Warner's batting, you know I tried to congratulate him for his 200 and let him know what a good job he's doing.
He said some pretty rude things in response though and made some insinuations about my relationship with a sheep that I thought was quite juvenile to be honest. I'll probably write an article on that later, but not until the series is over. I don't want to put the Australians off when they're playing such great, aggressive cricket.
>>63520175
a touch too much
NZ were really good two or three years ago, what happened?
>>63520174
>almost 1/400
who /goingtomorrow/ here?
>>63520173
You are either blatantly lying as a form of damage control, or you are a supremely casual and fairweather cricket fan.
This IS unironically, New Zealand's best ever team.
>>63520175
it is full of cans of bintang and sweat from aussie bogans like yourself
enjoy your oysters though
>>63520175
whatever the local water supply has infected you with has clearly made you delirious
I'd Jennifer Anniston tbqh
>Australia this series are 9/1201
>>63520187
>No Vettori
>NZ best
now who is casual?
>>63520178
Brilliant
>>63520180
They weren't. They were just playing Australia's worst test team in decades.
>>63520187
Or at least it was, 12 months ago
Not currently lol
>>63520170
toppest of keks
>>63520173
toppester of toppest keks
>>63520182
feels good man
>>63520203
this desu
>>63520195
>one player
>making a team
Why not mention Hadlee, then?
Kill yourself you seething fucking casual.
>prime Kane (aka New Zealand's best ever batsman)
>prime Boult (aka going to be NZ's best ever bowler)
>prime Southee
>near-prime McCullum
>>63520195
Vettori literally played for 18 years with useless cunts and a couple of okay cricketers. The best NZ team he played with is unironically the team that mauled Pakistan in Sharjah
>RR 4.75
just call it off
>>63520175
Go away pls
>>63520194
It is going to take them 3 innings to bowl us out once lol
>SMOTH flirting with someone who is not his GF
what the fuck
WE WANT 300
>>63520222
kys
Is Warner better than Smith?
>>63520216
'yes'
we should just make him captain
'no'
>second highest individual score at the WACA
>9th highest career runs at the WACA, despite having played half as many test games as the 8th (Hussey)
elite
>>63520216
In terms of technique, yes unironically
>>63520216
desu yeah
Smith is elite right know but his technique is so fucking flappy that it can't last. He'll fall very far in a couple of years. Warner actually seems to have solid technique, aside from a tendency to slog sweep
>>63520216
Smith is more talented and has better hand-eye coordination, but Warner will be the better batsman due to a much better and improved technique.
>>63520222
>>63520223
hive no
>>63520189
Read my posts very carefully, dickhead. I am quite clearly not a bogan and have pointed out my disgust for alcohol many times.
Once again there is "literally" no one here. You need to catch a flight to Ambon and then take a biplane to touch down in Seram. You don't even need to go here, there's Obi, Soola, Banda, Buru, Wetar and many more.
Of course Maluku isn't the only place like this in the world, but the point is most Australians just think Bali Bali Bali. Bali is nice in small doses, but it is what it is. A tourist trap pile of shit sinking under the weight of its own junk.
All I have ever tried to do in my three years of tripping on 4chan is help you guys out, but nah you would much prefer to be a cynical faggot and say shit like this.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ce3O6HRYgU
"""no"""
BOOMFA
>>63520189
Please stop replying to RC you idiot
>has david warner got a weakness in HD?
kek
>>63520234
Don't act so surprised.
Friday afternoon is primetime for freshies.
>>63520230
Indonesia is where bogans go to feel like kings on their bricklaying wage
>Ian Healy and Brett Lee
>>63520236
>afternoon
nigger it's 10:30pm
>>63520230
So what made you decide to expatriate from Aus? Surely not the women.
>go to take a piss
>1/395
>>63520230
I didn't know Polish people liked cricket
>>63520239
>Chapelli this match
How long has CarWahJar been in the 120's for? Fuck me
>>63520238
Yeah OK that's cool mate keep using that spatial reasoning. Let me know how it works out for you when you're 50 year old virgin and bitter with life.
>>63520230
>not going to Thailand for the trannies
it's where all the British white trash go m8
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
FOR YOU AND ME
>>63520230
>my three years tripping on 4chan
kys (know your self)
Mfw Smith and the rest are all seen returning to the Waca with KFC
>>63520251
>fresh oysters
>fulfilling my life's dream
depressing 2bh
>>63520254
>v Zimbabwe
Shouldn't really count tb h
>>63520251
order another plate of oysters and some bintang
they'll make you feel like a king
I don't look up gay porn nor have I ever had a stiffy over a bloke but I'd probably be up for rooting a good looking one desu.
What does this mean?
>>63520254
>Hayden vs Zimbabwe
C'mon, that shouldn't even count
>>63520262
>v Poo Pealand
Shouldn't really count tb h
>>63520187
Rich calling someone fairweather considering how good they were in the 80's with Crowe and Hadlee and beat us fairly regularly.
But I wouldn't expect you to be old enough to remember that, you fucking idiot.
>>63520266
fair point
>mfw da aussies send out a night watchmen and hazlegoat makes 201*
>>63520265
imagine how pissed Lara was when his 375 got beaten by a guy just slogging Zimbabo
At this RR, how many overs tomorrow until Davey gets past Hayden?
>the only Poo Peelander to make a triple century is McMeme
>>63520270
Someones gotta go out before we send in a night watchman
>>63520187
Mate, have you ever heard of Hadlee, Crowe,, Wright, Edgar, Bracewell, Reid and Chatfeild?
>>63520272
~35
>1/403
it's not even fun anymore
>>63520276
>go out
found the casual
1 (ONE WICKET) FOR 403 (FOUR HUNDRED AND THREE RUNS)
>gonna be 250* at the end of day 1
HOW
HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN POO PEELAND
Warner 250 overnight?
daily reminder that we have to the meme-indies after this
>1/403
Welp, time for bed, night /cric/
Pee Peeland, commiserations.
>>63520285
based fucking dizzy
>>63520285
BASED
>khawashit
>>63520285
BASED-ON GILLESPIE
TIME FOR STOVE
IT NEVER ENDS
>wicket
>NZ don't even cheer
Ushite
>>63520254
>BJ Hodge 203*
Fuck I remember that
Jesus still feel bad for the guy
>SMOTH OUT FIRST BALL
Khawaja had to make his daily prayers
COLLAPSE
>WICKET
>Smith gets out for a crap score again
Is this the start of his decline?
>87th over
>403/2
>best batsman in the world comes in
Sorry Poo Peeland. Not your day
>>63520285
based dizzy
>>63520293
Surprised that's not in black and white, it was so long ago.
>>63520302
Honestly though Ramadan must be a nightmare for cricket players
>>63520300
what happened?
Based Khawaja to convert the whole team to the best and only true religion, Islam.
>EIGHT (8) BOWLERS USED
Kek
Get coming up on /pol/ lads
>close the stream
>wicket
Warner and Smith 300 partnership
>>63520313
>Australian doesn't know who Brad Hodge is
I can smell the casual
>>63520300
>Jesus still feel bad for the guy
Plz share
Time for the best batsman in the world lads
>>63520317
Can't wait until based Hiro deletes /pol/
>>63520323
>LE FUGG LE /BOL/ XDXD
>>63520302
No m8, he had to go tell some dreamtime stories to the locals
>>63520309
>insert your favourite cricketing body here
>>63520277
Of course he hasn't, he's 12 years old.
>Warner with a strike rate of 90+
Does he ever stop?
Best players to never play for Australia
Michael Klinger. Would have played 150 Tests for New Zealand
>>63520310
Mate it was about two series ago over here.
![[Hien] Kotoura-san - 01 [BD 1080p H.264 10-bit AAC][BE369FD2].mkv_snapshot_12.41_[2015.08.27_13.33.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yVYTgYD.jpg "[Hien] Kotoura-san - 01 [BD 1080p H.264 10-bit AAC][BE369FD2].mkv snapshot 12.41 [2015.08.27 13.33.32]")
>>63520323
>i'm so fucking new that i don't remember what happened when moot deleted /old/
God, newfaggots are the worst.
He should delete /mlp/ too so that the pony faggots don't have a place to post their shit, right?
What the fuck is Mark Nicholas on about?
>Embarrassing
>>63520335
Does MacGill count?
>>63520335
David Hussey
>>63520324
I think any board which un-ironically describes to the fluoride in the water conspiracy theory deserves to be purged.
why is it still daylight when its almost 8
>>63520344
why the fuck would he?
He had a good career given his talent
>>63520347
>describes to the
dropped
>>63520348
why is it still daylight at 10 to 11
>>63520344
Still played like what 20-30 tests?
>>63520323
/pol/ is leaking into real life now so it won't matter
>>63520341
post your mal
>>63520335
I find it weird to see Australia used as a barometer for test quality (e.g. OH HE WOULD NEVER GET A GAME FOR AUSTRALIA) when we're not even the best test side in the world by far.
>>63520352
he has over 200 wickets
he had a good career
>>63520352
44 apparently, that's way more than I remembered
He was unironically a top 5 spinner for Australia though
Reminder
>>63517935
>>63518209
>Mark Nicholas wanking at night to Warner leap compilation
>>63520347
>describes to the fluoride
Jesus, kids are the fucking worst. You know you have to be 18 or older to browse this site?
Not to mention
>a board is one person
There are probably people on /sp/ that believe the fluoride in the water shit.
>>63520355
http://myanimelist.net/animelist/kseniasolo no dox please
>>63520350
subscribes, whatever I'm tired.
>>63520356
we are BY FAR the best cricket team in ODI and Test over the last 20 years.
Nobody even comes close.
lads tell me joke
>>63520349
'no'
he was an excellent spinner that didn't play nearly as many games as he should have, because he was around at the same time as Warne
>>63520243
>>63520243
Had an illegal scientific expedition over in Papua which is still meant to be going but it turns out my friends are just a pack of dickheads and are now helping out with the independence movement.
After that I went to China just to go around and slay a lot of pussy and snort heaps of cocaine. My wife back home in Australia had her baby, so came back to see her then took her to Flores to live in my villa.
But then along the way an old Moluccan flame from my teenage years just popped up out of nowhere, and I realized where my heart is set.
She's not as pretty as my wife, and I probably over rate her looks a little bit, but I guess that's what love is. I think that when you truly fall for someone you just do not give a fuck, and never get bored banging the same girl.
I've had sex with roughly over 400 different partners, mostly women. But I have never felt as incredible as I do when I bang this girl.
>>63520256
Started posting on /tv/ with trip in November 2012
>>63520368
New Zealand test performance
>>63520368
look in mirror
>>63520367
Did I say past 20 years?
>>63520349
He was an elite spinner snubbed by an even more elite spinner, you filthy casual.
>>63520368
poo peeland sports
250
5
0
What's about 30 inches and makes women moan all night long?
Cot death
>>63520370
>>63520378
>this revisionism
he was a touch above Lyon tier, he reached his potential imo
>>63520349
literally a channel 9 summer of cricket casual
>Bowling 5 ball overs to get the day over faster
Genius tactics
>>63520368
I've left my suburb like 4 times this whole year
>>63520381
meant for>>63520368
>>63520383
Thinking that MacGill was some elite spinner that was being held back when he played almost 50 Tests is casual as fuck
People give him credit over what he actually achieved because muh Warne
>>63520385
There is literally nothing wrong with that.
W A R N E R
A
R
N
E
R
>>63520385
>you will never be this NEET
Feels good to be GOAT, bros.
>>63520368
knock knock
RIP in piece NZ's 21st Century Golden Era
"we got to 3rd rank for about a week"
Nevar 5get
We crie every tiem
>pee poolanders tripping over themselves to be the first to shake Warner's hand
easy fucking game
who /disappointed/ here lads
Good lord, this is just absolutely embarrassing. I've never seen a test performance this pathetic oh wait 1/517
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/cricket/news/article.cfm?c_id=29&objectid=11545046
NEW ZEALAND CANNOT HANDLE THE FUCKING BANTER
>crying to security
>not just giving it back to the bogan cunts
>>63520397
who's "there"
>>63520382
>revisionism
This has literally been accepted for years you dimwit. Even CA admitted it, they said that playing two leggies was dumb on most occasions but MacGill was so good that it was worth it
>>63520395
literally all I do is walk down the street to the gym everyday. been to like 2 social events this year and usually go weeks on end until I speak to someone outside my immediate family
"the highest score by an australian batsman in a single day's play, ever"
>>63520407
more like tim softee lmao
>>63520413
You are pissing your life away you pathetic piece of shit
It must be terrible touring Australia
>non stop abuse from the players and crowd
>hot as fuck
>most likely getting pummelled by a superior Aussie team
I almost feel sorry for them
>>63520407
God kiwis are such soft cunt losers. KP got bants the FUCK out and he handled it like a champ.
>>63520414
>forgetting Bradman's triple century
>>63520413
You are a normalfag who thinks he's a unique snowflake.
>b-b-but it's been 3 WHOLE MONTHS since I've been to a party :(
The only person outside my immediately family I have spoken to this ENTIRE YEAR is my job search worker
>>63520413
based
who /cocoon/ mode here?
Been bulking hard, reading all kinds of shit, facebook deleted, phone turned off 24/7.
>>63520407
>The most notable occasion was when Richard Hadlee was the target in 1987-88.
OH MY GOD
GET OVER IT
>>63519863
Almost got there
>>63520423
Based goosey
>>63520420
Broad copped it like a champ too, Kiwis going way down in my books and Poms going up.
>>63520423
>being proud of this
wow
wow
just fucking kill yourself mate, you'll do the world a favour
>>63520420
>>63520428
The """"""new zealand"""""" herald is literally not even our fucking newspaper it doesn't speak for us.
One of the worst "games" I've seen in years tbqh
What happened to statsautist after all his shitposting last night?
>>63520409
nanna
The New Zealand players have a protocol to follow if the abuse is getting out of hand.
Southee followed it, advising the team security personnel, who discussed the situation with ground security and the offenders were dealt with by WACA officials.
There had already been an independent complaint about two spectators before Southee raised the matter, as per security arrangements procedure.
The abuse was described as ''low brow''.
TOP KEK
Friday and Saturday nights are normie central on /sp/.
People should know this by now.
Hi normies. Yes, you know who you are. Yes, you are a normie no matter how much you try to fit in. Sorry.
>>63520413
It's pretty obvious from your post that you want to be a retarded normalfaggot.
>hur ive only been to two parties this year
You are a normalfaggot. You might not fit in like other normalfags, but that doesn't change the fact that you are 100% a normalfag.
>>63520433
Who was it that went back to England after getting bants too much from Johnson? Can't remember, but that was pretty weak, Other than that they did pretty well to handle it.
REMINDER NEXT THREAD IS #18 LADS
I just double checked the archives
>>63520439
Worst Ausfailian bogans just can't behave themselves can they?
Even in the 5-0 whitewashed Ashes there were stages which were extremely competitive.
Not one moment of these tests has been even remotely competitive, and NZ have no excuses at all.
>>63520441
Trott, Swann, Prior
take your pick
>>63520442
no it isn't
>>63520441
It's normalcunt, at least use the proper terminology
>>63520450
This, it's #19.
>>63520444
>GOAT cricket ground
>GOAT banter
>GOAT players
>hurr worst australia
Consider ending your pathetic life.
>>63520440
I will always be better than you you fucking NEET, no need for you to be sorry.
>>63520395
Whoa whoa whoa hang on. NEETs are NOT the same thing as hikikomoris.
Pic related.
>>63520423
>>63520441
>parties
I'm literally talking about having some beers with like 3-4 old friends from high school that take pity on me
>tfw you got to see the youngest Waughner brother's first 200 in the flesh
>tfw you and the boys might have been on TV
Only shame for today is i left too early to see Uzi get rekt but god damn, what a fucking day. Still miss muh fast bowler's heaven pitch though tbqhwym
>>63520455
>I will always be better than
You keep telling yourself that.
In the meantime, stop kidding yourself into believing you are anything but a normie.
>>63520454
>GOAT banter
>YEAH I'LL FUCKEN SMASH YOUR FACCE IN YA FUCKEN POOF
Yeah real inspired.
>>63520438
nanna who?
>>63520452
>>63520450
#19 IT IS THEN LADS
>>63520454
>GOAT players
>literally the 2 shittest batsmen in the team
>>63520458
>Not really, the bona fide normies go out
Yes, some do, but many stay in for "internet and chill".
>>63520451
No it isn't. Stop trying to avoid the fact that you're a normalfag.
>>63520456
Also this. NEETs are quite different to hikis. NEETs can still easily be normalfags.
>>63520462
You sound like a beta loser Greens voter.
>>63520458
>tfw they make smaller group chats without you and a few other guys in it, and constantly make reference to it in the main chat
Glad I got out of that "friendship" group tbqh
>>63520455
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
I'M STILL JUST A SLAVE WITH A WAGE
>>63520456
You can apply this picture to home schooling vs attending public/private schools.
>>63520454
The WACA is unironically poo. Even the MCG is better than the WACA.
>muh meme bounce
>keked by the big strong BCCI because of shit facilities
>>63520458
fuck up Daniel
![[Chibiki] THE iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls - 09 [720p][BC13B7EB].mkv_snapshot_06.34_[2015.03.21_11.50.10].png](https://i.imgur.com/zCsZXN3.png "[Chibiki] THE iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls - 09 [720p][BC13B7EB].mkv snapshot 06.34 [2015.03.21 11.50.10]")
>>63520458
>>63520471
Why do you even bother talking to people like that? They seem horrible and it seems like you get nothing worthwhile out of it.
>>63520463
nanna your business
>>63520478
This.
1. Bellerive
2. SCG
3. Adelaide
.
.
.
.
9001. MCG
9000000000002. WACA
90000000000000000000000000000000000000003. The Gabba
>>63520482
fucking hell
glad I'm a well adjusted adult
>>63520482
>Not X
Holy shit you sound like a bunch of teenage girls.
>>63520481
because I had no other friends at the time
I only ever talk to one of them anymore
>>63520487
>1. Bellerive
muh nigga
>>63520478
It has the best atmosphere, it's the most cozy, the games are literally always good, the weather is always perfect (when was the last time a game at the WACA was cancelled because of fucking rain).
The facilities are dated, that's for sure. It could use a face-lift, but it is by and large the best stadium for watching cricket.
>>63520497
are you Daniel?
>>63520497
fucking say something or cut them out
better off being alone
>>63520505
oh, so you are Daniel
>>63520458
What the fuck is 'group chats'?
You young cunts lost me at snap chat
Sorry I don't use a mobile phone as a fucking computer
>>63520511
Daniel is unironically 19 years old
He is just stunted, physically and mentally
>>63520497
Do you got to uni? How come you don't find some new friends?
Honestly, I made no real effort to make friends at uni but even still I've made a number of good ones just from being forced to do shit like group work. We end up working together and formed a friendship from that. Just be confident and don't be boring / awkward as fuck.
I would ditch that group. They sound toxic as fuck.
>>63520503
This. I'm happy the new stadium will have the more exciting games but i`m glad the WACA is keeping some tests.
>Texting your friends to """""chat"""""
Apparently people do this. When i send texts it's to communitcate information. Then we talk in person.
>>63520511
group chats are good for organising events and shit. women and fags use them constantly because they want to get as much attention from as many people as possible
>>63520518
FUCK
OFF
WALKCUNT
JUST FUCK OFF. GET FUCKED
>>63520524
>LE FUGG LE WALGGUND XDXD
>>63520471
I fucking hate my groupchat
we made it like 5 years ago in highschool and now they're all succesful as fuck with their lives and I'm NEET.
And I find it so hard not to compulsively read it and see how good their lives are. It's literally the last string I still have to the social world.
>>63520497
Invite people out somewhere, you probably keep waiting for an invite instead of being proactive.
If nobody shows up, ditch them
>5 bowlers
>lets whole team have a go at bowling
memecullum is such a nice guy
>>63520518
>Just be confident and don't be boring / awkward as fuck
jus b urself :)
![[Commie] Kamisama Hajimemashita - 01 [BD 720p AAC] [9F07665C].mkv_snapshot_02.21_[2015.10.28_14.56.28].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EPYpPew.jpg "[Commie] Kamisama Hajimemashita - 01 [BD 720p AAC] [9F07665C].mkv snapshot 02.21 [2015.10.28 14.56.28]")
>>63520519
Basically this. Really, they just need to fix up the facilities at the WACA and it would be fine.
I can't even begin to imagine how shit it must be to watch a Test match at the MCG when there are 8-10k people in a fucking 100k stadium. When there are 10k people at the WACA, on the other hand, it has an great atmosphere.
Anybody here not a complete loser?
I can't be the only one
>>63520539
Reporting
I have a job, but still live with parents because rent is cheap af, am i still a loser?
>>63520535
I'm saying the exact opposite since he's probably a socially awkward, boring as fucked, beta loser hence why he doesn't have friends. It's impossible to make friends with someone who can't even facilitate a conversation. If you're scared that talking might make you look silly, just know that sitting there saying nothing and not responding properly makes you look way more fucking retarded.
>>63520537
If a was a player id rather play in front of no fans. Crowd atmosphere is over rated and self indulgent
>>63520533
Did Ross Taylor have a go?
>>63520539
My mums new boyfriend promised me if I'm good I can start working for his concreting business so there is that
>Were all going to make it!
>>63520518
>don't be boring
Not necessary
I'm boring as fuck and still have a tight circle of close friends and a wide circle of acquaintences all over town.
People enjoy the company of others. you literally dont have to talk.
>>63520546
>Crowd atmosphere is over rated and self indulgent
You couldn't sound any more gay if you where typing that with 2 cocks in every hole in your body
>>63520545
But you say it like it's easy to just throw a switch and be confident/non-awkward. Obviously a normalcunt wouldn't understand that it doesn't work that way.
>Idiots ITT right now "literally" talking about their shitty lives and have completely missed all of the valuable advice I provide.
Fuck me, I'm sorry about your group chat issues, I'm too busy teaching kids to fish and trying to master the local language.
>>63520546
If I'm one of the people that payed a lot of money to go watch cricket in the 40 degree heat for an entire day, I'd like to have a somewhat decent atmosphere and not feel like I'm sitting alone in a cavernous shithole.
>>63520564
Drop the trip
>>63520564
found the pedo
NEW THREAD
>>63520570
>>63520570
>>63520570
>>63520570
>>63520564
I built a perl script to crawl 4chan for your trip and compile your wisdom into an RC journal.
Don't worry. You touch the hearts and minds of men
>>63520576
>5 posts early
>autism
>>63520537
Have you been to the WACA recently? There's no room to expand with the high school and the government claiming the last bits of clear land nearby. The new road that was put in destroyed all their practice nets and everything around the pitch is being developed. They fucked up by not developing the facilities properly 30 years ago
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