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/cric/ Australia vs New Zealand


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poo peeland on eternal literally furious damage control and pooicide watch
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2nd for ajay
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can a BSA get a stream, please?
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who /thirsty/ here?
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Reminder Warner WILL score a century against >your pathetic team
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>>63518178

dirty rotten
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>>63518178
me tbqhf
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NZ only need one more wicket to have dismissed an entire Australian innings this series
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Warner is literally homebabby: the batsman
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>>63518178
always in our hearts, always in our minds
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has something like this ever happened in cricket?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QixQMUu4CKI
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>usually enjoy watching cricket

>australian road pitches

>boring as shit and I cba

why does Australia suck?
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Why do Australian commentators have little girl crushes on DAVEY convicts?
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>>63518191
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Your favourite cricketing body?

Mine is Shane Warne (circa '91).

Shane's Physique in the early 90's was very impressive. He has a naturally thick frame and his ample stomach mass really complemented this. Great defined love handles and body girth that could make any girl blush. An aspect I loved of his body was the rugged odour of beer and cigarettes. It really complimented his 'boy coming into manhood' phase. I often find myself watching his old matches just to stare and look at his 'sexy boy' body. Any wicket celebration move he performed really showcased his pristine body. A complete joy to watch, especially his agressive sledging of opposition batsmen. Sometimes I replay it numerous times. The reveal of his wrong-un never ceases to excite me. Warney will forever be my 'boy toy'
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Nth for triple century
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>Scheduling a test series against NZ
Big mistake desu, this is just boring
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>>63518178
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>>63518175
crichd lad
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players who will turn into big fatties when they retire: waughner, khawaja
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anyone up for karaoke?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ynhnOcIPIb
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>>63518198
top kek
happens rarely in griged
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>>63518202
I wouldnt blame the pitch bruv
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>>63518194
And yet averages >40 overseas
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>>63518158
What do you lads think Lyons wife thinks about his party habits?
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>>63518202
blame the poopeelian team tbqhfam
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>>63518158
New Zealand is even more fairweather than England on spee
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Reminder that Don Bradman was a war dodger and statpadded against shit players because the good ones were fighting in the war
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>>63518233
Probably glad he's out of the house desu
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WE WARNED YOU PEE POOLAND
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>>63518233
>red cups
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>>63518245
You realise there was no test cricket during the war, right?
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>>63518233
he looks like a junkie, thanks for pointing that out
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THEYVE
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UMPBALL
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ahahahahaha
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>KHAWA
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this umpball is fantastic
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>no reviews
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>>63518248
>that's out! That's out!

Get fucked, there was nothing there
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Need to see a replay asap.
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>NEW REVIEWLAND
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Mark Nicholas is a fucking cancer jesus christ
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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PISS AWAY YOUR REVIEWS YOU MEME LOVING CUNT
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Literally 100% McCallum's fault for making shit reviews
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EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
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>>63518266
NOT YET HE HASN'T
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>trollied

does this really pass for british television?
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>>63518194
Warner is an over rated piece of shit, but he is outstanding on the roads. Any pitch that's got a slight bit of turn he just crumbles like a sack of shit.
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>Gurinder, Nevill and Maxwell will never slap your ass
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NZ won the moral battle against Warner before this series even began desu
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THATS OUT! THATS OUT!

NOT YET HE HASNT! NOT YET HE HASNT!
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>>63518218
smoth
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>>63518276
>LE FUG LE MARG NIGOLAS XDXD
kys summer freshcunt
he's was literally right
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>>63518296
he played decently in England, especially in the fifth test
He's probably the most technical batsman in the team
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>>63518302
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>massive nick
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>>63518298
>having such a big arse that you can imagine three men slapping it at the same time
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>>63518307
I don't see the problem.
He hit it.
The umpire being a retard shouldn't affect a commentator making a good judgment.
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>>63518314
casual detected.
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holy shit huge nick there
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what did beardo say? something about fuck?
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>having a set number of reviews

nice """"""sport"""""""""" aussies
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>>63518314
>scoring only in the second innings
>decent
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>>63518310
>le "LE FUG LE MARG NIGOLAS XDXD"
Youre worse than him desu
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>>63518302
>moral battle
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Kek

KEK

K E K
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>using all your reviews on shitty referrals

>Poo Peeland.
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>>63518344
You LITERALLY only watch summer test matches and Australia matches broadcast on channel 9.
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>brett lee
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>>63518330
more the captains fault for putting too much faith in his bowlers opinions
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>>63518361
k m8
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CHOOOO CHOOOO
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>>63518362
>LE FUGG LE BREDD LEA XDXD
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>>63518362
Good Wollongong boy that lad
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>>63518362
Even James fucking Brayshaw tells him to shut up.
That says a lot.
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>>63518330
oh you mean like basketball?
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PP ON POOICIDE WATCH
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CHOOOOOOOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>63518388

>implying I watch floorsqueak
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>>63518379
When?
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>Mark Craig
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Based bushman koala
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>Prancing around for just a fifty

stupid coon
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CHOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>Southee bowling well to Khawaja, almost getting him out
>I KNOW LET'S PUT CRAIG ON

I cannot watch this fucking series Christ. NZ are embarrassingly bad.
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JUST FORFEIT KEY PEES
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>>63518412
It's just aggressive captaincy, you clearly dont understand.
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>>63518405
When he was carrying on about the LBW decision that was reviewed, saying to "look at the trajectory of the ball", implying a conspiracy or massive DRS error. When Warner was on 99 and about to face a ball, no less. Brayshaw said "well he was given not out, and now he's on 99", basically politely telling him to shut the fuck up.
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>>63518412
lol get fucked mate. Craig LITERALLY got him out in the last over
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>le jump in the air and point to the sky man
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>>63518379
>LE FUGG LE JAYMES BRAYSHAW XDXD
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>Craig
Taking a right hiding this over, he is.
Had to watch both Bushman and Warnlet celebrate
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how long until mcullucm moves the field to give batsmen on 99 an easy single because he's a nice guy?
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>>63518412
Southee was being too aggressive and le nice guy intervened
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I thought NZ made it to the CWC final

what went wrong?
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Australia is so fucking based
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>yfw you realise that you will never ever be a poo peelander
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>>63518409
Hes not even abo you idiot
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HE CAN'T BE STOPPED
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how much does toyota pay him to do the meme jump
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>>63518440
Gee gosh, thank you so very very much BSA
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>>63518412
Pretty fucking hard when you're bowling on a fucking road of a pitch and you have to get each batsman out three times before the umps will give it.
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HE DID IT FOR VILL HYUHES :DDDDDD
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>le runs across the entire field to give the opposing team a handshake man
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BIG TOYOTA LEAP
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>>63518448
Thanks Sarah Hanson Young
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>>63518459
lmao
stay mad
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>>63518448
post a better aboriginal cricketer

>inb4 roy
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>>63518457
He gets to fuck toyota girl whenever he wants
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>>63518436
is he actually a nice guy? he looks like an ex con
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BIG
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>>63518479
No. He just tries to play the "nice guy" card to get people to like him. It's pathetic.
Then when he's off the field, he does shit like write unnecessary articles about series that don't involve your country in any way, calling players immature.
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>>63518476
Not mad /b/ro just stating a fact :). Fucking plumb lbw not given and a blatant nick.
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>>63518459
You know most teams want to bowl first at the WACA, right?
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Dave Warner is the most complete opener of all time

Nobody comes close imho
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Has anyone else noticed Australia have built a pretty good score for an ODI in less than 50 overs?
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>>63518459
>Daniel is THIS fucking ropeable
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>>63518505
MAD
AS
FUCK

>plumb lbw
Clipping. 50/50 call.

>blatant nick
MemeCullum's fault for reviewing the other blatant nick (the lbw decision) earlier in the day.
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is there a bigger flat track bully than davey warner in world cricket?
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Any Indians here to give NZ some energy?
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>>63518459
the WACA is legitimately a challenging pitch to bat on against a quality bowling attack
Pee Pooland's just missing the quality
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>>63518507
Not on this road they don't
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so why isn't this horseshit thread on /asp/ ?
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>>63518459
That's why you intimidate the batsman by subtle sledging.
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>>63518512
???? Opening isn't even hard in Australia. We will see how he responds to a real test in the return series
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>tfw can't stay up with /cric/ and watch the test cause its getting late
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>>63518459
Should tell Brendon to stop wasting reviews
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>>63518517
I did notice that. NZ are a fucking joke
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>>63518505
If there's a blatant nick, it's not lbw friend
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TELL ME ABOUT BANE
WHY DOES HE TURN THE BALL
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>>63518459
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>>63518527
jej you are pretty dumb, hey
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>>63518528

seppos out
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>>63518531

>not living on PST
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Time for Bane
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Memespouting New Zealanders (aka every single New Zealander with internet access) are the scum of the internet.
I am enjoying this immensely.
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>>63518512
What about Misbah, the Paki opener during the World Cup, who came in at 5?
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>>63518521
I admit Mckekum is a shit captain, but ffs whose dick to we have to suck to get a decision go our way.
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>>63518527
I REALLY look forward to seeing NZ bat on this """"""""""road""""""""""
What's the damage control you've got prepared for when PP are 6/100?
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>>63518524
get a brown poo up ya
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>>63518539
Because he's the only NZ cricketer to actually live up to his potential since Martin Crowe
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Lads my gf cancelled plans for dinner tonight so lucky me I get to watch the cricket with you guys!

Poor lass, this Kenyan guy she tutors just got told he has a surprise exam tomorrow so they have to pull an all nighter to make sure he passes.

Bless her heart.
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>Warner gets encouraged after every shot by the Kiwi fielders (who are forced by McCullum to be nice)
>"Fast" bowlers bowl 130km/hr and wide
>1 slip after 5 overs
>spinners before lunch at the WACA
>aggresive field placings designed to keep the RR under 6 per over

I am really liking this new friendly McCullum

He sure is a top guy letting us win like this
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>>63518524
can't be fucked
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>>63518536
Talking about two different decisions Alfred Einstein
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>>63518570

epic cu(k meme, m8
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>>63518503
>>63518503
I don't know anything about him, but after seeing that photo here >>63518462 my immediate thoughts were that he is a classic high test beta male. Your comments have pretty much given me that confirmation.
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>>63518570
she's been tutoring that lad for a while now lad, she must be pretty attached to him
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>>63518540
>>63518491

Does anybody else get UNCONTROLLABLY angry every time they see this autistic little faggot's face?

I really hope Vijay beats him up
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>>63518570
Dw, I'm sure he'll pass.
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UMPBALL
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>>63518531
>not being up for real nigga hours
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>>63518565
You know that batting second after the other team has scored 500 is a shitload harder aye?
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>>63518582
I'm not Einstein, I think he's dead
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>>63518604
>excuses
>>
just give them a wicket already, they wont be able to chase anyway
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>>63518604
I like that one. That's a good one.
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>>63518589
what a hairline, jesus christ
it's too late, but he should have been healthier
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>>63518604
Plenty of teams have managed to get a draw/win after a team scores 500 in the first innings

You just don't have the bowlers to take wickets in Australia. That is painfully obvious
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>>63518604
Should bowl better than
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i really really really hate cricket

fuck it

it's terrible
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>yfw comfy day of England v Pakistan in cricket then England v Spain in footie in the evening
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>>63518604
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Sean "Killer" Abbott
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>>63518632
Ya'll got rugby
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>>63518627
better than who?
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>>63518636
>England vs England A

Sound boring, why not play some internationals?
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>>63518638
how can he tweet in jail?
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>>63518637
Is that him?
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>>63518646
check your lastfm inbox
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>>63518570
She's cu.cking you for that black cock my lad.
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>>63518646
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>>63518646
>is that a fucking cross u lil faggot
>>
>PEE WEE """"""BOWLERS""""""
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>>63518627
If we had some decent umpires instead of these Babby's First Decision umps, we would have you 6 down by now.
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>>63518655
>LE JEG UR LAZDEVEM INNBOGS XDXD
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fyi can you cunts stop thinking this other autistic faggot is me I literally just got in and haven't made a post all day

And I'm leaving now to have dinner

PS fuck our bowlers and fuck the toss, it's a shit concept.
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>>63518640
My drunk illiterate ass
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Paki in Aussie team. Only India is the team in the world to not have a Muslim playing for them?
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>>63518663
nah its a circle you tit
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>>63518671
>The toss is a shit concept
ummmmmmmm
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>>63518668

eyes back on the game mcmeme
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>>63518668
I really hope you don't actually believe this.
Luck has gone Australia's way this series, yes, but even ignoring the objectively wrong decisions, it has been nowhere near close between the two teams.

New Zealand cricket is trash. Get over it.
Go watch rugby or something,
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>>63518671
>fuck the toss, it's a shit concept.
Someone get this NICE GUY outta here!
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>>63518674
Who is Mohammad Shami?
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>>63518296
Indofag actually watches cricket. wow
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>>63518674
currently yes, but shami will come back
zak carried >our bowling for a decade too
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I wish memeswell was out there now
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>>63518646
throw up
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>>63518655
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>>63518679
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>>63518698
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>>63518671
>fuck the toss, it's a shit concept
He's right. And you supreme fairweather casuals saying otherwise were probably the same guys who said "fuck the toss" during the Ashes, when Clarke constantly lost.
The toss DOES have WAY too much of an impact on test cricket, but I don't see an alternative aside from designated in advance who will bat first and 2nd for each test before a series.
>>
Was Brett Lee a faggot for pulling a Sean "the killer" Abbott to Piers Morgan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DZQIjp4vjo
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>>63518690
Plus, coin toss is a joke. Visiting team should get to choose whether to bat
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>>63518674
New Zealand
Sri Lanka, probably
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>>63518708
p o o i n l o o
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>>63518722
>Visiting team should get to choose whether to bat
I don't mind that idea actually.
Might help remove some of the homebabbiness of test cricket.
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>not watching Adelel vs. Lellington right now
1-1 after 3 and a half minutes
>Adelel goalkeeping
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>>63518719
away team bats first in the first test and then it alternates
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>>63518718
stfu fairy bread eater
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>>63518732
>watching boat sports
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>>63518732
2much1337speek4me
t b h - n i g
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>>63518722
Then we would get to a point where the visiting team is batting first every time in Australia

No thanks
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>>63518719
Should have the toss for the first test and then alternate who gets the decision desu
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>>63518720
Yes. He should have done a Jeremy Clarkson
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>>63518739
>>63518736
p o o i n l o o
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>>63518736
That wont work brah, home side will prepare green top for first test.
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>>63518736
But the problem with that is that it allows home curators to doctor pitches even more than they already do.

I like this idea better >>63518730
The away team examines the pitch and makes a decision whether to bat or bowl as though they have won the toss.
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>>63518646
tickle the nuts
pash and then work my way down to the burung, slip on a rubber and just go hard sucking until he almost cums
then just school him by playing a real mean power bottom
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will he ever call the wicket?
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could we get a cheeky tweet through to ch9 lads?
something subtle
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>>63518755
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Literally cannot get any fairer than a fucking coin toss you retarded faggots

It will always be the fairest option in the long run
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>>63518770
fairy bread is good m8
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lads rate my OC
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>>63518770
pajeet pls
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WHO /WINVIZ/ HERE
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>>63518785
7/10
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>>63518726
>Who is Tuwan Mohammad Dilshan
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>>63518770
pls my son
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what are perths?
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>>63518770
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>>63518785
>in the company of even numbers
>lists odd numbers
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>>63518770
>eating snacks is somehow more embarrassing than literally shitting in your streets.

Not sure what you were going for
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>>63518797
good joke tbqh
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>>63518797
can i (for compuet) buy some curtain for my computer. i bought for my computer windows (form y computer)
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>>63518797
>white
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>>63518793
a former muslim, apparently
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>>63518804
In the company of even numbers, you twit. As in, in the company of a couple.
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>>63518805
curries are mostly manlets too, so idk desu
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>>63518808
maybe for the 90's
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Has MemeCullum been moving the field every two balls today like he did last test?
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>Projected score 410
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>>63518797
top kek tbph
>>
Test
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>>63518816
Farveez maharoof, Jehan Mubarak are the ones i can think of ontop of my head
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reminder that warner will never get a double ton unless he goes full meme and gets it in 100 balls
he hasnt got the attention span
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>>63518822
that's retarded wording though. say 'third wheeling' or 'fifth wheeling'
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>new zealand fielding
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>>63518830
He is making it up as he goes along
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>>63518805
stfu fatass
GTFO
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>>63518831
>it's taking into account their overseas performances
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>>63518847
"#rekt"
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>>63518715
That's the 'shoutbox', friend, not the 'inbox'.

Please keep this in mind.
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>Le jump in the air man
>>
How to fix the Black Caps

1. Exile McCullum (to Australian if possible)
2. Inject young kids with HGH to produce a tall guy who can bowl over 130km/hr regularly
3. Stop match fixing
4. Pay Ronchi to bring his friends over from Australia
5. Perform the haka before each game in place of the anthem, Kane can lead to inspire his men

Any other ideas?
>>
GEM
E
M
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Really gorgeous pull shot
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>>63518847
I need your call center """""people""""" to help debug my scooter
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>>63518868
bring Sunni Bill to cricket
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>>63518867

>can we get a measurement on those leaps
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>what time is it here? what time is it?
buy a watch you geriatric fuck
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>This is the same team that drew in England and Pakistan

The fuck is going on? They were almost as bad in the practice matches too.
>>
GEM time lads!
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>SWITCH TO GEM

>FUCKING GILMORE GIRLS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>63518874
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>all these cunts switching to gem
how does it feel to live in a shit state?
>>
SUNSCREEN ALERT
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>>63518868
>3. Stop match fixing
I'm amazed Australia still regularly shits on match fixing when we have been caught out almost more than any other team for one reason or another. It's complete hypocrisy.
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>>63518897
I had a crush on that Korean qt when I was 14
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>>63518868
Remove the stumps in favour of a "strike zone"
Shorten the length of the pitch
Move the boundary rope in to where the fielding ring is
Outlaw fast bowling
Both teams bat at the same time and their batter fight over the balls being thrown at them
>>
wish I was at the WACA right now
hate exams tbqh
>>63518904
Name ONE (1) time an Australian cricketer has been involved in match fixing
>inb4 marsh and lillee
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>>63518904
Not very nice, Brendon
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>>63518899
Fuck Off, I've spent time in every capital city in Australia and the only places I feel safe are Sydney and Melbourne, way too many white people everywhere else
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>>63518916
warnie taking money then acting all innocent about it
>>
Is trembling hands a sign of diabetes? My hands shake quite a bit, whenever I'm working in the lab at uni my hands shake so much I can't do a standard PCR test, when pipetting stuff I have to hold it against my body to steady myself
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>>63518923
I think you could count the times Warnie lost a match on one hand
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>>63518922
bait harder
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>>63518916
Warne gave weather information to bookies
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>5 ball over
PP in charge of cricket
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>>63518928
Type 1 diabetic here, nope.

Signs of Diabetes

>Weight loss
>Pissing all the time
>Thirsty all the time
>Tired as fuck
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>>63518928
I shake quite a bit too mate, it's been a problem in the lab for me as well. Nothing worse than trying to sort through microplastics under a dissecting microscope and destroying the filter paper because you were shaking too much.
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>>63518928
Could be autism.
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>>63518928
Not to my knowledge, some people just shake a lot.

I literally can't keep my hands still unless I take meds. I've been to the doctor about it and he jsut said it was some genetic shit and gave me pills to tone it down.
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>>63518916
I love how you seem to think saying inb4 invalidates a claim. And yeah, Warnie and Mark Waugh
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which IPLEL team does cric go for
bangalore here desu
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>you will never get sprayed by a qt water girl in the stands

why live
>>
>a qt asian girl will never spray you with water while you watch the cricket
>>
My Phenibut just got here lads what am I in for?
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>tfw no qt girl to come spray water at you
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I'd hose that qt down
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Holy fuck Ian Healy is a pub bore
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>>63518970
>>63518972
>>63518974
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>>63518923
>>63518934
I'm amazed Warne had the audacity to call out those Paki bowlers and say they should never play again after that AND the fact that he got suspended for drug offences. He is THE most penalised Australian cricketer and it's amazing he even had a career.
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>PEE POOLAND "FIELDING"
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B A N T S
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>NEW ZEALAND FIELDING
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>>63518990
Was that called six?
I hope it was
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C H O O
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>>63518939
I piss all the time because a drink alot of beer but i try to even it out by drinking a shitload of water.
I can lose 1kg a week, cause i tried at the start of the year and got down to 52 kg
Thirsty often beacuase im active but my sleep patterns are fine.

I get paranoid about stuff like that. Should i get tested?
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>>63519000
Nah it shouldn't be given 6, should be out
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>>63519000
no, why would it?
he was never grounded while holding the ball
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>>63519004
>52kg
Are you a teenage girl?
>>
what does based phil hughes have to do to get a game for australia?
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>>63519008
>>63519010
When he re catches the ball, the last piece of fild he touched was outside the boundary

Six. Go read the rules
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>>63519008
>>63519000
Channel 9 Summer of Cricket casuals detected
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>>63519018
Learn how to play the short ball
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>>63518972
they will if you actually go

you just motion to them, they wouldn't even give it a second thought
>>
Is there somewhere decent I can steam this? Somewhere without shitty screen tearing, Indian commentators or ads over the screen.

TV's fucked
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>>63519021
the rules have changed
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>>63519036
Yeah k
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>>63519033

yes

no
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you here ivank??
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>>63519016
Nah im 5'9 and generally skinny as it is. Sometimes i lose weight rapidly for drag shows/events that are in the immediate future. Iv'e got down to 50 before
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>>63519021
After it has crossed the boundary in the air, a ball may be caught, subject to the provisions of Law 32, or fielded provided that

(i) the first contact with the ball is by a fielder, not touching or grounded beyond the boundary, who has some part of his person grounded within the boundary or whose final contact with the ground before touching the ball was entirely within the boundary.

Any fielder subsequently touching the ball is not subject to this restriction.
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>>63519004
>I piss all the time because a drink alot of beer
You're shaking because of delirium tremens you idiot
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>>63519044
fugg they did change it
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>>63519041
>5'9"
>50kg
>drag shows
What in the actual fuck am I reading
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>>63519041
>drag shows/events
....what?
>>
whats the weather like up north
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ok, so stupid question, pls no bully

what if its rolling along the field but bounces OVER the boundary
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>>63519063
4
if it hits the ground once, it's a four
>>
>Ghost from True Capitalist Radio is back
Bout fucken time. Time to abuse his dead granny and beat his son.
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>>63519041
lmao
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>>63519063
it's 4 runs
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>>63519063
That's a four
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>>63519063
Only if it goes over the boundary on without touching the ground first is it a 6. So 4 runs if it rolls over
>>
Ian Chappell is literally senile
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>>63519063
6 is when it goes over the boundary on the full
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>his football club doesn't have an absolute babe doing media for it
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>tfw no friends online or irl
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>>63519069
>>63519076
>>63519080
>>63519084
>>63519086

thanks lads
>>
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY FOR YOU AND ME
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>>63519085
And an old prick too - I mean he climbed into Mcmeme before the end of the first over
>>
>not using the tea break for a cheeky fap to the monroe hardcore scene that was just released
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>>63519069
>>63519076
>>63519080
>>63519084
>>63519086
Always nice to see people pandering to the Big Strong Americans by replying AS FAST AS POSSIBLE to the easily-googled questions.
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>>63519092
slightly smug?
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>>63519103
nice to see your autism hasn't been taken care of yet

do you really think anyone here gives a fuck about your and you autism? we enjoy the fact that you and your family have to suffer with your disease.
>>
I legitimately think the West Tendies will be more competitive.
>Pollard not playing
Is it because him and Starc hate each other? Well there goes the only reason I had to watch that series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zfbvH9zIms
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>>63519103
I still enjoy how angry this makes you
Go see a psych or something, get some meds for your aspergers
>>
>tfw ivan has stopped talking to you
>>
>>63519112
Which of the posters were you? Were you the first one to respond to him? A post that was literally made 24 (twenty four) seconds after the Big Strong American posed his question?
Or were you the last one to answer? The guy who saw 4 other people answer his question adequately yet still thought he would say the exact same thing to try and get some BSA-cred?

Both are equally pathetic. You want to be one of the middle posters.
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>>63519114
It's weird to remember that the West Indies were the best team in the world not that long ago.
>>
>khawagate
>>
who /christmasisland/ here?

not me, because I'm not a filthy poo peelander
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>>63519103
You seem a pinch pooper-perturbed pal
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who /liluglymane/ here?
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>>63519131
autism
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>>63519069
>>63519076
>>63519080
>>63519084
>>63519086
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>>63519146
I still don't understand this reaction image
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>>63519143

cant spell Crap without Rap
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>>63519112
>this retarded newcunt normalcunt fresh off the boat from Reddit and Facebook getting this flustered at an elite and classic au/sp/ meme

you must be fun at parties if this is how you react to cheeky banter you raging autist
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>>63519139
>backing the rapists
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>>63519091
She is a 10 in any country. wew
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>>63519131
Obsession
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>>63519152
>american in a cricket thread
what's it like having autism?
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>>63519159
autism
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>>63519157
his face is symmetrical laterally and longitudinally
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>Girlfriends 4 Ever DLC (for a fucking porn video) finally comes out
>cum is animated about 30 centimetres away from the cock
>All those pointless jump cuts
>TWO YEARS
I am so fucking mad.
>>
Reply to this post if you DON'T like Kanye West's music
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>>63519131
>The guy who saw 4 other people answer his question adequately yet still thought he would say the exact same thing to try
mate some of us don't have the thread reload every half a second
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>>63519131
Based-1-minute-later-hadn't-seen-the-other-answer-here
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>>63519164
>what's it like having autism?
like this
>>63519159
>>63519146
>>63519131
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>>63519164

waiting for Basedball to come back

you cunts wanted us to watch your all star games in houston and NY, so here I am
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>>63519058
>>63519059
I attend all the LGBT events around town./gong/ if your wondering. I'm actually very passable and like to look my absolute best. These are the only times i drag up and look fabulous
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>>63519170
F.
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>>63519180
Dragana Knezevic
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>>63519180
Mr Marcus
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Can Warner get to 200 tonight?
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>>63519179
no i didn't you stupid fuck
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>>63519180
Johnny Sins
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B A C K T O 9
A
C
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Finally HD lads
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>>63519183
>I'm actually very passable and like to look my absolute best.
ST.LOUIS
T
.
L
O
U
I
S
or pics?
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>>63519183
Neat.
>>
Full toss outside off stump, classic bowling Southee
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>>63519193
LE LAST FM INBOX IVAN XDXD
>>
Unironically neutral to Hussey's commentary these days
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>>63519183
>the average /gong/ resident
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>>63519227
go be autistic somewhere else please
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> /sp/ rule hiroyuki ## Admin Admin Icon 11/13/15(Fri)14:14:06 No.63514673 Sticky Closed [Reply]â–¶
>please talk about wrestling and WWE on >>>/asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling

we fucking did it lads
>>
this fielding is atrocious
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>>63519162
better version
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>>63519236
He's one of the more listenable ones there. Isn't completely obnoxious like the other ones. The day Greigy died was the day the Australian commentary did.
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Smith has no fucking personality, all his ads are terrible
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>>63519247
>we
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>>63519238
>>63519253
newcunt
>>
CHOOOO CHOOOOOOOO
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C H O O O
H
O
O
O
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CHOO CHOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>63519255
didn't mean to quote the /gong/ response desu
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current aggregate totals
aus: 9/1073
nz: 20/612
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>mfw the autism levels in this thread
>>
nice echo
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>>63519253
>he wasn't here for the great /wwe/ raids of 2014
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>>63519270
kek
e
kek
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>>63519277
thanks, was gonna buy a getz but it was too expensive
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Is Usman Khawaja related to Bushmen on ganja?
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How's your posture?

who /thoracickyphosismasterrace/ here?
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Can all the oldfriends from 2013 and before PLEASE make themselves known?

I get the feeling this thread is full of retarded newcunt normalcunts fresh off the boat from Reddit and Facebook, so it would be nice to have some clarification that there are oldfriends who understand the ways of this community and don't reply with "autism" to every single post they don't like because they're retarded newcunt normalcunts who LITERALLY belong on Reddit.
>>
>>63519300
middle desu
>>
>1/257
Cant make this shit up
>>
>>63519300
Lumbar ludocious stands like the average man on Oxford Street
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>>63519289
Yes, he isn't called by his traditional aboriginal name of Bushman Koala for no reason anon
>>
>>63519183
Wait, didn't you have a profile on pof?
>>
>>63519303
>this level of autism
>>
>>63519300
an overwhelming majority of people have forward head
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>>63519270
yeah, but... but... the umpiring
McCullum's a good guy
>>
>>63519303
I've been here a while, since the world cup
>>
>>63519314
Is it easy to get some dick in the ass even if you aren't that attractive of a man?
>>
>>63519303
>oldfriends
>2013

fuck off poosterkid
>>
>>63519252
>This man is in charge of our test team
Fucking Christ.
>>
>>63519303
oldfag here and I think you have autism
>>
>>63519303
You can NOT be an oldcunt if you weren't here in the ORIGINAL au/sp/ threads (Zerogoose's Australian Olympic generals)
>>
>>63519340
hey goose
>>
>>63519332
Not queer, but as I understand it they pretty much have the same attitude to sex as straight young men. So yeah, I think they're go to go if you're willing and not hideous
>>
>>63519341
who /kingsling/ here?
>>
Is there an updated image of the Creepy Indian Comments Collage?
>>
>>63519339
Maybe it takes a soulless man to conquer because he's doing well
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>>63519303
>2013
>old
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>warner constantly keeping shots down
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>>63519303
/here/ anon, just take a deep breath and think about the glory days
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>>63519357
This is the officialâ„¢ latest version
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>>63519357
Hello. I saw your post and I think you seem like a lovely young person haha. I am from 2nd highest caste, and I have great career prospects. I think we should meet sometime. Where are you from?
>>
>>63519341
You're not an oldfriend if you weren't here for the 2010/11 ashes series
>>
>>63519364
>le euro copypaste comic
>good

know your self lad
>>
>>63519371
are you pretending to be new or just being a fuckwit to get replies?
>>
>>63519367
>Jake Lehmann
He literally looks like Boris Karloff.
>>
Most aussie song of all time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q954LxEzyY8
>>
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>>63519367
>>
>>63519367
Cheers m8
>>
>>63519303
I remember Tony Griegs Car Keys, am I an oldfag yet?
>>
>>63519380
Easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivq5icJnGXk
>>
>>63519377
>being this much of a retarded newcunt normalcunt fresh off the boat from Reddit and Facebook

thats not an original comic la
>>
>>63519371
t.world cup casual
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>>63519392
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>>63519385
thanks for reminding me lad, I meant to add that one in
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>>63519395
what do you mean by 'original'
>>
>>63519405
the whole thing is literally copied of a divesemen comic and "updated" for /cric/
>>
>>63519415
what's wrong with that?
>>
I really want NZ to have a sudden comeback and take the series.

This is really sad to watch
>>
>>63519417
EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH THAT YOU FUCKING COPYPASTING MEMEWORSHIPPING SHITLORD
>>
>>63519428
it's the world cup all over again
>>
>>63519428
You're actually watching?
>>
>>63519434
You mean last years ashes
>>
>>63519428
Match is so dull the most interesting parts are when the commentators are discussing how high Warner jumped on his century.
>>
>>63519428
>I really want NZ to have a sudden comeback and take the series.
Proxy off cunt
>>
>>63519436
>I-I-I'm not e-even watching it anyw-way.....
>>
This is fucking humiliating
>>
>>63519442
HE ALMOST STUMBLED!!!!
>>
>1000th Indian ODI tour is LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY going to be the most exciting series this summer
Just bring the saffers back. At least the Pakistan series will be good
>>
Is David Warner related to Cornell Warner?
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Is Ian Smith related to Ian Healy?
>>
Is Kane Williamson literally the most fedora player in world cricket?
>>
Who is the Heritier Lumumba of cricket?
>>
>>63519487
Memecullen probably
>>
>>63519487
Don't know if there are any SJW straight line running turnover merchants in cricket m8.
>>
Tim Southee:

3 wickets per test @ 32

NZ's greatest bowler since Hadlee
>>
What are the best places to find Indian cricket fan comments?
>>
Poo peeland desu

Who is the shane watson of the AFL
>>
>>63519506
Bond was betta.
>>
>>63519518
/cric/
>>
>>63519523
Jarrad Waite
>>
>>63519518
cricinfo or cricket australia posts on facebook, David Warner's facebook, youtube videos involving pakistan and india
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>>63519518
Ubers
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>>63519524
For all 5 tests he played
>>
>>63519518
troll cricket
>>
>>63519267
cheers for clarifying
>>
>>63519518
youtube
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>mark craig
>>
Who is the Buddy Franklin of cricket
>>
STEVE IT'S TIME TO DECLARE
>>
>>63519556
Khawaja's still got another five runs to make before the declaration
>>
>Only 284 runs for 60 overs @ the WACA

Shit score desu senpai
>>
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rate my dinner
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>>63519556
>>63519571
288 and declaring? We're already 138 runs too late, might as well just bat out the 5 days
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pak_0L3rhc

is warners bat the meme of this decade?
>>
>>63519585
ebin
>>
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>>63519578
Pretty shit, made myself a healthy pizza
>>
>131.8 kph bouncer
>>
Who is the WalkBro of cricket?
>>
>friday night
>thread is dead

normies out having a life instead of posting here with their bros i see
>>
Why is the pitch 'flat' whenever Australia scores runs?

Lords, Gabba, WACA
>>
>>63519591
are those bananas
>>
>>63519603
Because that's the only time Australia can score rubs
>>
>>63519602
plenty of activity until the le good old /cric/ autist showed up, just like last game
>>
>>63519603
FLAT
>>
>>63519613
I scored a rub off your mum lastnight
>>
>>63519591
>healthy
>>
>>63519611
yep with some nuts, mushrooms and pineapple, I'm on a diet
>>
>>63519624
looks good m8
>>
Who the fuck is Ian Smith?
>>
THREAD

>>63519639
>>63519639
>>63519639
>>63519639
>>
>>63519624
seems like a weird combination. was it good?
>>
>>63519635
A breath of fresh air amongst this dirge, I tell you.
>>
Has a team ever declared on Day 1?
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mfw we sneak out of the the hotel at 4am tonight and don't turn up tomorrow.
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