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>durant hurts hammy
>kobe sits out loss
>chalmers sent out of miami
>Which NBA player has filled up her gas tank?
>>63485791
how many times have you been banned?
yet curryspammer is still here
>No schedule again
Fuck off
also
>john wall exposed as low-tier PG
Honestly I think /nba/ will never recover from bandwagoning Lebron up 2-1 and getting BTFO. It's eternal!
I can't say i feel sorry for you, you actually thought delly could shut down the best shooter to ever play the game. You gotta live with that the rest of your lives.
>iggy shutting down MJ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63485797
mine isn't spam. it's a new unique question posed every thread while kekry spammer tries to live out his gay fetish of kekry being the alpha male
just admit it /nba/ you've been defeated and will never recover. You bandwagoned Lebron up 2-1 during the finals and proceeded to get B-T-F-O. You spammed lelbron this, Delly that and now look at you! Sad and pathetic beaten like a black step child. what was you thinkin? what was you trying to prove? You grew up in the worst era of basketball ever and think flopping is okay. Well it's not and you're a faggot. I don't blame you for being mad, i blame you for being pathetic! 2-4 is a testament to your stupidity and you can't come back from that.
>>63485813
Ive seen your posts get deleted before though. I dont really give a fuck about taytay. I just doubt mods even care to check threads anymore to see what the real spam is.
>2-4
>two and four
>two(2) wins four(4) losses
>dos y cuatro
>0.33333 win rate
>33% winning percentage
>advanced statistics
>advanced metrics
>sports science
>advanced statisticals
>statisticas avancadas
>SportVU camera statistics
>APBRmetrics
>Sabermetrics
>HoopData
>eFG%: effective field goal percentage
>TS%: True shooting percentage
>PPP: Points Per Possession (alternatively Points Per Play)
>Pace- and Volume-Adjusted Stats (alternatively called "Tempo-Free")
>PER
>Win Shares (WS)
>Wins Produced (WP)
>ezPM
>Expected Value (EV)
>Plus-Minus (+/-)
Lakers
>>63485829
impostor detected
>>63485829
where is
>hornets
poster?
JUST
How bad is Durant's injury?
I mean fantasy basketball is enough boring already to deal with injury players too.
you now remember that curry spammer was literally, figuratively, ans objectively BTFO in the last thread
>Raptors
>Canadumb
LMFAOOOO
>>63485853
>curry spammer
>bandwagonner
>every bread
Please take a moment to admire the great LeBron for the special talent he is. It never gets old looking at the King's history. So many accomplishments Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan will never achieve:
1.Only player in NBA history to quit because of Air Conditioner.
2.Quit on his team the year after he promises a championship.
3.Dunked on by a high school kid then confiscates the tape.
4.Bail on the dunk contest 9 times.
5.Only able to win a ring with 2 superstars.
6.Play on same team as his moms boyfriend.
7.Average 1.8 pts in the 4th quarter of NBA finals.
8.Lose not 1, not 2, but 6 times in the Finals.
9.Host a national televised TV show to leave his team.
10.Go 2 for 18 in an NBA playoff game.
11.Get stuffed by a player under 6 feet. (Nate Robinson)
12.Flop every single game in the playoff 5 out of 6 finals games by dropping FG% by 18.
14.0 Rings if not for refs calling early fouls on Durant and Westbrook it threw them out of rhythm, made them play soft, and sit for big parts of the game which changed the flow and momentum of the finals.
15. First person to show his dick and lose in a Finals game.
16. got shut down by a bench player who ended up getting finals MVP
17. could not post up jj barea
>>63485875
Hey look guys its the curryspammer bringing out one of his old copypastas
fucking faggot
>>63485869
This nigga replying to me about some random shit
again
>Raptors
Did you see that dwane casey chimp out? LMFAOOO CANASHIT WIL FOREVER BE SHIT
>This is probably Kobr's last season
>he goes down with a shit team (his fault)
It's just like ten years ago...
I saw a Spurs fan yesterday and I just lost it. Fucking smug prick. I was eating an outside lunch at this nice little restaurant, and he was sitting eating some fucking salad. Salad. Typical fucking Spuds fan. He was there with his stupid Spuds fan wife who of course was eating a fucking salad too.
I could tell he thought he was part of the best fans in basketball. He didn't say anything, but the way that stupid prick was chewing. Jesus Christ. He had a fucking Spurs t-shirt on. I bet you he bought it at the team store like a fucking schmuck. He and the fucking stupid cashier probably had this big self-satisfactory exchange. "I'd like to buy this best t-shirt in basketball with the best money in basketball please." I couldn't fucking believe this asshole. He just kept going at this fucking salad like he's king of the world.
I just tried to ignore that attention seeking asshat but he just kept at it. Every time I looked away he'd conveniently grab for his hot ice or some fucking passive aggressive bullshit so that it would draw my eyes to him. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME BEST FAN IN BASKETBALL RIGHT HERE. Jesus.
You should have seen his wife. What a bitch. The waitress came by to ask them how their food was and she relayed how fucking satisfied she was in the most smug way possible. This fucking fake-politeness Spurs fans put on is ridiculous.
Next thing I know that guy pulls out his phone and starts texting. Are you fucking shitting me? I bet he just had to text his stupid friend all about his fucking salad was almost as good as being in basketball heaven.
I couldn't fucking take it. I told that fucking idiot what a smug fucking retard he was. He was like "dude what are you talking about" like he didn't fucking know what a prick he was. I fucking tackled him right there. Staff called the cops on me as if I did anything wrong. They are actually going to fucking put me on trial for assault. Fucking Spuds fans.
>>63485881
>81
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Reasons why kobe is better than Leavron
1) scored 81 points
2) hotter wife
3) owns a helicopter
4) has a big dick that makes hotel workers bleed
5) more rings (5)
6) 24 playoff wins vs 50+ win playoff teams
7) Better looking
8) not a ring chaser
9) never got cockblocked by a solid 5 during the Olympics
10) never said he was the best player in the world and then proceeded to get btfo in the finals
11) never traded wiggins for klove
12) never ran into a camera on purpose for refball purposes
13) fucked tyra banks and brandy
14) jumped over a car
15) Led the league in scoring (over Lebron) at age 36 before getting injured
16) gifted Lebron a gold medal after Lebron could only manage 2 bronze
17) speaks 6 languages
18) has a father
19) mom is not a crackhead
20) admitted to all his mistakes and never blamed his teammates(see rio in miami)
21) never got blocked by a 5'7 manlet.
22) never allowed his mom's douche rapper bf milk him for his fame and money.
23) never been carried to the locker room for cramps
24) tore his achilles, got fouled, shot both freethrows and walked off the court.
Kawhi Leonard is a better basketball player than Kevin Durant.
So far i count 9 copypasta spam posts.
How many can you count?
>>63485898
Dat filename
>>63485875
Check your privilege , he is beautiful and strong for what he has done for our country
>cant bants with the nance
>cant bullyius bandle julius randle
>cant hue the huertas
>cant clown the brown
>can't fussel the russel
>can't ribhurt the hibbert
>can't do well against the lou will
>can't contest Ron Artest
>can't flop near Lord Byron Scott
>can't flake on the mamba pump fake
>NBA GENERAL this year
>>63485781
Oh yeah, Kobe.
>>63485909
I've got 8
>>63485809
>>63485817
>>63485826
>>63485870
>>63485875
>>63485892
>>63485898
>>63485905
>>63485942
You forgot taylor swift. I would count that one.
>2-4
>advanced stats
>>63485791
this one isn't as clever as your usual puns
Hey guys. I don't know anything about basketball but I have been seeing this Stephen Curry guy from the Warriors everywhere lately. What is the deal on him? Are companies just pushing him because he is a semi good looking nigger or is he actually elite?
>>63485960
baiting this hard
>>63485952
running out of em. will be back with a vengeance next thread though
Holy shit, /nba/ is even worse now than I remember.
>>63485968
1 person is doing this though. Literally.
Reminder that Derrick Rose is l i t e r a l l y a kek.
Hello guys! Stephen Curry here, my agent told me about this website and said i had a huge following here, so i decided to drop by and answer a few questions. Ask me anything!
>>63485898
Are Kobe's eyes too high or are MJ's too low? Both ninjas look kind of weird by themselves but this pic makes me question.
>>63486005
how does it feel to not only get 0 finals mvp votes, but to also lose that same finals mvp to a bench-warming roleplayer?
what went wrong?
>>63485905
Fuck Kawhi Leonard!
>>63486009
I don't feel too bad, we did win the NBA championship! haha! and Andre is a great teammate and i'm happy for him, he deserved it! You seem mad, maybe i'll shoot a 3pt shot just for you buddy!
>Who is the face of the Chicago Bulls
>>63486015
We got a faggot here
>CANTADA GETTING BTFO BY THE KNICKS
LEL
Will weed stop my stress?
>>63486031
He's the greatest of all time! Everyone knows that!
>>63486013
all past their prime and that pretty boy is exactly that - a pretty boy
>>63486031
LOL jannies know what this post will lead to LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
So, will Jeremy Lamb eventually be a perennial all-star?
>>63486083
Nah
What ever happened to that beast Kwame Brown?
>>63486013
cuban is a really bad owner
>>63486050
Depends on whats causing your stress
>>63486102
He should try doing that in a game while under pressure.
>Draymond Green is the best defender in the league
who /82-0/ here?
>>63485809
this clearly copypasta and spam? can a mod explain why this shit isn't getting removed?
so lamarcus is now confirmed to be nothing more than a 3rd option, right?
>>63486360
that 7 foot 6 bat creature they signed has more upside in their system
>giving a max to a bigman whose entire game is based on the worst shot in basketball
>>63486348
The trick is to make spam on topic so mods never know the difference.
Theres absolutely no other way to explain why that fag isnt range banned by now.
>>63486360
Considering how he is literally new to the system then yes, hes the 3rd option.
>>63486373
>worst shot in basketball
How is that 3 pointer working out for guys like Davis and Cousins?
>>63486186
that grill looks a little too young t b h
>>63486387
a-are mods that stupid?
i thought mods were people that come on this board a lot and post like us but just had power to delete shit.
>>63486426
She's 23 according to wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anjali_World
>unh
>work hard play hard
>work
>work
>work
>diamonds all on my rings nigga
>gold watches, gold chains nigga
>hundred thou on champagne nigga
>ya my money insane nigga
>ya im makin it rain nigga
>but i was just on the plane nigga
>>63486542
probably curry fans to be honest family
NBA-CORE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
who /realniggahourswithRBL/ here?
is draymond green the best defender in the league?
who the fucc up?
It just keeps happening senpai
>>63486780
i am but not for long. not the way the season has been going for the lakers. We were supposed to be great. We were supposed to be the 8th seed.
>>63486809
You were deluded by meme broshit posting. It rotted your brain.
>>63486809
forgot pic.
>>63486809
dont feel too bad, i have work in 3 hours and havent slept at all
>>63486814
what pisses me off even more is how the fuck are the mavs 3-3. Media was saying they were fucked, looks like they can make the playoffs. Maybe im over reacting, its only been like what 8-9 games into the season?
>>63486851
They got wins against the Pelicans, Lakers, and Suns. On top of that, they played two more games against Charlotte and New Orleans. Very weak schedule to start the season.
>>63486851
The Mavs are fucking shit, they will be found out. Expecting the Lakers to unironically be successful with Scott still coaching and Kobe still around was deluded af m8.
Now teams like the Wolves and even the Nuggets are further along in their rebuilds.
>yfw they BTFO the craptors soon
Why aren't you all trusting the process yet?
>yfw Curry goes to Charlotte
>>63486958
And then KD follows
>>63486925
> it's 2015
> people here actually think a better centre had played the game
>tfw
>>63486999
wrong pic, right new zealand? you m-meant this one?
>>63486958
>>63486962
with legod too
>>63487021
Meme player tier with wilt
>>63486958
>>63486962
>>63487032
prime kobr and shaw join the ranks as well
>curry
>kobe
>durant
>legod
>shaw
all in their prime
who would be able to stop them? any of them can go off for 60 a night
hornets fans out of fucking nowhere!
are these the hours fans of shit irrelevant teams post? LOL
75-7
16-0
>>63487032
Calling Lebron for Legod mysides
>>63487107
you don't need the for in that sentence swedish friend
>>63487061
Whats your team then? Talking about relevance like that matters. All that matters is how many championships you got nigga. Though my Hornets aint got shit yet, they are at least giving it their all, and in time they will be contenders!
>>63487109
As you might know, english is not my first language nigga. It is what it is mayne
>>63487130
I know dude I was telling you so you'd never make the mistake again, shit's flawless otherwise
>>63487117
Lakers nigga.
And one day your team will get one.
now that i think about it...hornets could technically be in the RBL broship...Jordan is the owner of the hornets desu....i will post this when the games are on...
>>63487140
Negro, I aint havin' that!
>>63487149
if you're in california it's 430 goddamn that's some rnh right there
waking up early is so comfy desu
>>63487152
lol just go on worldstar hiphop everyday and youll be american in no time haha.
>>63487154
forreal, i haven't slept. been trying to do some school work and im working on breaking this procrastination habit i have, so im forcing myself to do my work right now.
>>63487152
swede bro's cool
>>63487149
Alright alright, you gots me with the L negro. I think HIT broship is where it's at mayne.
>>63487158
word man it's just college don't burn yourself out. it's 11/11 make a wish
>accounting exam I know I'll fail
>hardly studied
>wizards shit
It's over. Goodbye guys, I had a good run
Whats the broship teams? SPC, RBL, anymore broships I should know about.
>>63487177
Come on man, you're not 287.
>>63487185
Awwwwww yeah nevermind we still out here
>>63487155
I just need to go out of the house to be submerged in african culture
>>63487177
*rob schneider voice*
YOU CAN DO IT
>>63487189
What are the broships besides SPC and RBL?
>>63487169
thanks man, ill try. 11/11?? hmmm i wish curry spammer wasnt such a faggot ayy.
>>63487185
sweden with the bantz! lolol!
>>63487177
don't do it bro. unless Wall gets injured..well then thats when there is not hope.
>>63487196
there is only RBL, all the other broships have fizzled out of existence. desu they died in the off-season.
>>63487196
Broships are gay besides from qbp but that's not a real broship we just like weed
>>63487198
Yeah Beals injured again
Oh well at least Wittman will probably finally be gone after this season
>>63487177
Assuming it isn't in the next couple hours, there's more than enough time to cram for accounting from pretty much square one. Close 4chan and get to work, you'll pass no problem.
>>63487205
Yeah, on second thought that's kinda gay.
>>63487195
Foot game looks strong
>>63487221
Actually I lied I think I could pull a d maybe a c
The only thing I have no clue on is statement of cash flows which is probably the most important. Otherwise cost volume profit and pricing are both easy as fuck
>>63487230
it's crazy desu that pic has me sweaty at 645 in the morning
>>63487236
I just skimmed the wiki article for that it literally looks like addition and subtraction, I didn't take accounting tho
>>63487236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh-eTgiUO0s
nigga are you srs...here it is in 3 minutes...thank the RBL later when you get an A and getting fat hoes sucking your dick.
>>63487236
You should have more than enough time to cram cash flow statements, they're pretty much straightforward memorization of a few concepts.
>>63487250
>>63487255
Both these barely touch on the topic
>>63487259
Okay I lied again I understand the basics concept I can't make on tho
I'm gonna go study that shit
You may only post if every team in your broship is .500 or over
not so fast rbL's
>>63487284
detroit wont keep it up
celtics are trash (needs new coach desu)
spurs will fall in the play-off or have a critical mid-season injury
RBL on the other hand....
toronto - will beast in the play-offs knocking the hawks out in the first round
bulls - cavaliers upset
Lakers- slow start but will still manage to sneak into that 8th spot.
pic related - derek fisher knows its true.
>>63487309
Celtics needs a new coach - gtfo Stevens is a great coach and Celtics gonna make an impression this season
>>63486013
rondo
>>63487316
I agree with Scandbro. Celtics wont be a runover team. Stevens is also a great coach after from what I can gather. Detroit is looking good, Spurs will of course be a contender.
But Hornets maddafakkas is where it's at
>pic Pigma Dengar
>>63487330
>stretch marks
2/10 would not feed him in the post to dominate.
>>63487331
oh hell no milana is the opposite of basic
>>63487348
>not even a top ten center
>>63487355
Name the top 10 centers mayne
>>63487365
>tfw Andre Drummond is probably the best center
>every center after him is bad
Seriously, there are like NO good centers right now.
>>63487372
I somewhat agree. Its a guards game now. Drummond is a beast with hairy shoulders like King Kong motherfucker
>>63487372
Boogie?
>>63487528
Dis is tru
>>63487528
Dude is shooting 40 percent
>>63487372
Whiteside, Howard, M. Gasol, Cousins..umm..Steven Adams..is Aldridge a center? KAT? err...Varejao? fuck it this was harder than I thought
>>63487581
>Whiteside
Yeah he's having a good season and it seems like he's learned to create his own shot
>Howard
Good defensively his offense is pretty shitty but he scores efficiently
Also always hurt
>gasol
Having a pretty terrible season
>cousins
Also playing pretty poorly
>Adams
Lol
>Kat
Legit playing well for a rookie. Still just a rookie, we'll see
>varejao
Lol
Aldridge is a forward
>>63487581
gasol fucking sucks and is in mediocreland because he can't hack it
>>63487608
hey I tried
who /qbp/ here?
>>63487662
as soon as I get home, got shit in the grinder waiting for me
LMAO
>>63487627
Just weird how there are no good centers. All the big men are playing forward
>>63487662
Gonna smoke some tonight senpai
>>63487691
lmao
>>63487662
>tfw been too lazy to go across town and buy
>>63487691
>lakers
>>63487788
kawhi is super cute when he smiles desu senpai
>>63485804
john wall has always been way overrated in the "potential" department imo. He's as good as he's gonna be now, has been for a while. i don't know what gave people the idea that he was somehow going to move into the "next level" or some shit. he's an average scoring point guard.
>>63486456
>i thought mods were people that come on this board
top fucking kek, what are you, 12? i can't imagine another way someone would be so naive. mods were probably nerds that thought sports players were bullies in school just because they were popular. fuck em. we're better off without fag mods throwing a wrench in the party all the time.
>>63485892
Hilarious copypasta
>>63487901
??
His shot gets better ever year. He's a top 3 passer in the nba. He had a great year last year
The wizards as a whole are playing really shit, he's not excluded. And he's not an "average scoring guard" he averaged 10 assists last season with beal pierce nene and gortat. Shitty players all around
>>63486050
qbp all day everyday bruh
>Aldridge back in Portland today
>another 50 point blow out tonight
Over/under 45 points for Steph?
>>63488025
Stefanie Curry you mean.
>>63487966
>Deandre in Dallas
>Aldridge in Portland
It's gonna be good
>>63488042
Meme players playing on meme teams in meme cities
>>63488043
meme flag
>>63488041
Wow you sure showed him kek
>as many putback dunks as around half the teams in the NBA combined
>>63488187
Who else can we add to this list
>>63488235
This is realgm's version so far. imo Scola dodged the bullet though and should be replaced by Johnson and maybe Valanciunas as well. Might whip something up before the game tonight.
>>63487196
>not mentioning the legendary 7KT
>hated by feminists worldwide
wow these little homies just never learn. i guess thats why we are the big homies, you little homies might be coming up, but you still need to respect.
>tfw still down about gf leaving me
>I can barely eat or sleep
>>63488638
It's gonna be alright man.
>>63488638
MAN UP PUSSY AND FUCK A NEW GIRL LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>63488638
Hang in there man, there's no easy way out. You'll feel like garbage for a while no matter what you do, but it's typically a good experience in the end. You'll learn from whatever mistakes were made and find someone even better for you the next time around. Take it as a chance to make changes you wouldn't normally be willing to. Some of the best decisions I've ever made came right after breakups I thought I'd never recover from.
>>63488638
iktf too well, you'll pull through
>tfw everyone is getting married now
>>63486013
They would have got another ring had they never got Rondo.
>>63488638
ouch t b h
>>63488668
>>63488743
>>63488761
I-i just ain't doing good guys
Thanks for the needed support
>>63488638
>tfw you check her snap stories and Twitter all the time
>tfw as soon as you see another guy you know you're gonna flip shit
>tfw she's for sure fucked other dudes by now and the person you knew is gone forever
do gaybros deal with these feels desu senpai. kneesbrah where you at
So what did Gerald Green do to end up 4 days in a hospital?
Hello
>>63488905
some sort of drug probably, he had a psychotic break
>tfw Celtics fans keep saying they will make the playoffs
Honestly Celtics fans are the worse, they made the 8th seed last season in the east and now think they can make it to the 6th seed.
>but muh coach
>>63488840
I love you anon. Don't forget.
>>63488840
>tindr
>2 weeks you get laid
>might as well call it the get fucked app
Also zingis is the next kg
>>63488960
Stevens is based though. I don't think they'll make it either desu.
>>63488981
How you doing mate
>>63488990
tinder's good but you find better qual girls meeting people irl..buddies of mine slam trash pig girls all the time off it
>>63488994
Pretty bad man, how's life in Brazil? Lots of bunda and sunshine?
Kobe ;_;
>>63489096
Why is it bad man? Remember /nba/ is the bro-est of the generals
It's cool, finishing last year of school. Gonna miss the leggings bunda daym. Hitting off with a stunning (imo) chick from IG, which is a bizarrely effective form of meeting gals
How did the warriors go from "overrated, lucky, won't repeat" before the season started to "will the warriors win 70+ games"
>>63489111
Ezeli
>>63489124
Showing some dominance of last year, Curry even better, improved Barnes, Bogut slim, Klay is same thing, Iggy hitting his J like cray, Ezeli the GOAT, Livingston solid af
And that's without kerr
>>63489129
Poor Kobe has to spend his last year in the NBA with those fucking scrubs ;_;
>>63487309
>Celtics need a new coach
Brad Stevens is one of the better coaches in the NBA. Celtics need one superstar and that's it.
>>63487365
1) D12
2) Boogie
3) Drummond
4) Horford
5) Deandre
6) Gorbert
7) Whiteside
8) Marc Gasol
9) Vucci Mane
10) Brook Lopez
>>63489156
>no Bogut or Ezeli
JUST
>>63489156
I want this boogie is a good center meme to go away
>>63489163
meme centers carried by Curry need not apply
>>63489153
He'll probably retire with the best during in Rio
That will be extremely comfy man, seize it
>>63489156
Drummond
Cousins
Jordan
Horford
Whiteside
Rest is irrelevant
Proof me on my PorzinGOD isn't a lock for ROTY
>>63489181
During the Olympics*
And obviously Ezeli is GOAT
>>63489193
KAT and Okafor have way better stats
>>63489181
There are no way Kobe is going to play another year for the fucking Lakers. Not in the sorry state they've been in for the past three years.
>>63489177
Tbf the entire league is carried by Steph since he's the face of the league
Meet qts while smoking
>>63489198
I feel bad for him, but he's to blame for some of that shit. He could've taken a vet min, but refused because "Hurr I'm da best player guys"
>>63489181
>horford
>no Howard
Thanks for outing yourself as a casual so I can ignore your posts now
>>63489198
>>63489216
Atleast they get to keep their pick
>>63489213
>being in public while smoking
meet qts while tipsy on liquid bravado and serenade them with creative sweet nothings while blazed the fuck out
>>63489221
No one cares about the Nets. Fuckign RUssian scum.
>>63489216
Nah, his contract in 2013 was ok. He had just come off a great personal season. Plus, the money is better spent on him rather than another scrub like Hibbert.
>>63489117
>Why is it bad man?
Don't know man, not really doing anything life at the moment. Everything's kind of bland, I hope that all changes when I finish uni and find a job.
>>63489243
And what has Horford done? Dwight carried that entire Magic team to the finals, and everyone but him shit the bed that series.
>>63489198
I'm pretty sure he'll play in the oly
>>63489218
Regular season Howard is turd. Playoffs Howard is elite af desu
>>63489247
They could've gotten someone like Tobias idk
>>63489249
Don't you enjoy uni? Can't you find a part time? Life is overall kinda bland desu, gotta find ways to enjoy it
>>63489227
Of course
I can't meet people whike high tho I get so introverted idk why I keep getting high snd going to parties
When I drink I'm so social tho I had a 2 hour conversation the other weekend with a qt it was so nice
>>63489213
>>63489227
be careful with girls who blaze
>>63489278
I was talking about cigs
>>63489278
continue....
why?
>>63489263
When was that again
>>63489274
i mostly never spill when talking with qts but I still have no confidence
feelsbadbutnotthatmuchimsurealotofpeoplehaveitworsttbh.jpg
>>63489274
I can't meet people in general...
Porzingos
Okafor
KAT
Vucevic
Gobert
Capela
Whiteside
These are the future big man GOATs
>>63489267
I'm looking for that part time right now, uni's alright. The essays are getting annoying but I'll deal. Glad to hear about that girl you got on IG, hope everything goes well.
>>63489306
>>63489309
You gotta act like you got confidence man that's half the battle
I reached a point where I was like fuck it, some people are really interesting and have a lot to say I don't care if the reject me or say I suck or whatever. I'm pretty charismatic so I can usually make the conversion go on but man
That's really it. I jut get drunk and talk to people and it's dope.
>>63489337
What you're majoring in man? Some courses are really a pain to find a job, at least here, unless you looking for some that has nothing to do with your thing
Essays are literally the Clippers of studies
Thanks for that, hope it works out too. Do you have a gf
>>63489360
I need to get drunk more often desu
>>63489372
Electrical engineering family, I don't really want a gf right now.
WE PREDICT OUR FAV TEAMS RECORDS ON CHRISTMAS DAY
>Lakers
7-23
I still can't believe how God awful our bench is. 2pat can't shoot for shit, bismack has the worst hands I've ever seen, JJ can only play effective for 5 minutes, >Bennet, >Ross. Only Cojo has looked really good so far
>craptors lose again
They literally can not stop losing
Ayyyyy81
Whats the next big trade thats going to happen in the NBA?
Cousins versus Drummond. That should be a great matchup. I am excited. I am just super proud of this Pistons team. Where are all the haters saying the EAST sucks?
>>63489301
by and large they're shitty people who get smoked out by guys all the time and expect you to do the same, typical free spirit sexually liberated archetype shit girl
>>63489493
Hopefully there's a trade incoming
>>63489623
No joke just heard this girl say "when do I ever have my own pack?!!"
Fucking stupid as a "smoker" girls
>>63489617
>haters
East being weak was/is a fact you dummy. Look at last years playoffs. Both bulls and mavs had a 50-32 record but Bulls were the 3rd seed in the east and mavs were 7th in the west. Also, brooklyn made it 8th seed with a 38-44 record. East = bad
>>63489524
Oh! haha, it's the haters! Welcome back, I thought you guys killed yourselves! Now that you're back to sleeping on the Raptors, it's time to start raping the league again.
Seventy Shitters cannot beat the Raptors with all the refball in the world.
>>63489553
Ryan Anderson or Taj Gibsoj to Houston for Terrence Jones and a second rounder
>>63489914
Ayyyyy81
>DeAndre drops 50/25/15
>Dunks on Parsons and Dirk
>Hits 2 game winning FTs and stares down Cuban
are the knicks, dare i say it,...good enough for a 6th seed?
>>63489490
>Bulls
18-12
>>63490170
I really hope there's a critical clips injury tonight. would be tops based
>>63490270
No fuck off you peasant, the Raptors need a good pick this year.
You now remember Captain Jackass.
>>63488383
Dude how do i git gud on photoshop? I downloaded the free trial yesterday and tried looking for tutorials on youtube but they are all outdated or go too fast. I got lost on all the layer and background shit
I just wanna make some dank OC
>>63488905
How do athletes even manage to do drugs during the season? Dont they have like a trainer or doctor that checks up on them every day?
>>63490362
I remember when I was this naive
>dallASS
>>63490374
Mavs are a dark horse. A top 3 coach can take you places.
>>63490387
yeah like first round exits?
>>63490374
>>63490387
wrong pic
So d'angelo's career is pretty much done, right?
>awful situation
>cant defend
>cant slash and kick
>poor athlete
>leagues deepest position
his best cast scenario is a OJ mayo type
>Patrick Beverley was arrested this morning at 11 am. Beverley has an open warrant out for his arrest for failure to pay toll road fines. He has already been released
>>63490424
Muh court vision
>>63485804
more like solidifies Westbrook as a top 3 PG and a MVP candidate. Wall has been putting up monster numbers for the past year and continues to do so and is arguably a top 5 pg. Russell is just that damn good.
Wall will get there though, he got talent and is scrappy as fuck
>tfw new girl keeps asking about exgf
how does this even work why do they ALWAYS do this? girls fucking suck I just wanna be comfy and watch NBA
>girl I messed around with texts me that her vagina is itchy
Kek
>>63490424
>he has to play CP3 on Christmas Day national television
JUST FUCK HIS SHIT UP
>>63490494
you sound like you're 16
>>63490424
is his career the fastest ever to go from future star to bust?
>>63490494
>she just wanna get comfy and watch NBA
>I say "Girl that's all that we do"
>>63490516
Bennett
>>63490543
yeah this
lol what a joke
>>63490543
Bennett was never hyped to be great tbqh. Russell was supposed to be the Lakers next great PG
>>63490516
Michael Beasley. Nigga just couldn't stop smoking weed
you now remember that Curry fag was BTFO
>>63490627
>bennett pick 1
>russell pick 2
although tbf picking russel over okafor is a joke
>>63490660
No he wasn't
>2-4
>advanced stats
>>63490543
>>63490655
but did theres end in like 5 games like russell?
Am I the only one who thought KAT would bust
>mfw he's one of my favorite players now
>>63490757
fucking bennett had an absolutely ludicrous run before he even hit a bucket if i remember correctly
like 7 games?
>>63490767
Nah, Kentucky players can be great (Wall, Cousins, etc)
>>63490767
i did too. he just looks too small to effectively play center
>>63490767
I didn't think he'd bust but I'm very impressed by how he's played so far
>>63490790
>too small
>2015
>taller than dwight
>>63490727
he actually was
After Andre dominates Boogie tonight will /NBA/ finally accept him as the best center in the game?
>>63490821
but that won't happen
>>63490821
>couldn't do anything vs Curry
Kek
>>63490821
>best center
>literally deandre except being force fed post ups
kek
>>63490836
The best center is Bogut
>inb4 muh stats
>>63490777
>>63490757
found the actual numbers
>Bennett didn't score a bucket till his 5th game
>In his first 27 games, scored above 5pts once
>first season statline : 12.8 MPG .356 FG% .245 3P% .638 FT% 3.0 RPG 4.2 PPG
D'angelo will have a hard time being worse than anthony bennett
>Draymond Green is the best defender in the league
>>63490855
How many 20/20 games does Deandre have?
> zero (0) championships
I swear trading Wiggins for K love was probably the most stupid trade to ever backfire
>>63485989
Only takes one person to shit up a thread
Remember when Love was a top 10 Forward?
bout that time of day to set my lineup for tonight. if Vucevic ends up playing for Orlando tonight I'll have to get Dedmon the hell out obv, but as it is now the Lakers are so bad against bigs it's hard not to play a starting big that's this cheap against em.
you guys think Aldridge goes big in Portland or do you think he'll have an off game? I'm not real sure about having him in there desu.
>>63490912
>>63490868
you should both kill yourselves
how do you stop him?
[spoiler] you cant [/spoiler]
>>63491008
best true C in da league
>>63490979
>averaging 18/13
>not top 10
lel, he's better than fucking aldridge is that's for sure
>>63487691
He must be embarrassed for doing a stupid thing like that
http://heatzone.blog.palmbeachpost.com/2015/11/11/udonis-haslems-incredibly-touching-messages-to-mario-chalmers-james-ennis/
>this heart from UD
;______;
all these feels
>>63491008
>Drummond
>Pistons
How apt.
https://youtu.be/O_kK2LGpSa8
>>63491008
haha look at that sissy white boy cowering in fear. I love seeing little skinny white boys get physically dominated by big muscular bulls.
>>63491036
real nigga
How do you stop this?
>>63491036
Shit trade desu
>>63491052
ask the shitty rockets because they did lmao
who plays better in a hostile environment tonight, Deandre Jordan or Lemarcus Aldridge?
>>63491052
>Clippers
How apt.
https://youtu.be/cP54guVj_XE
>>63491036
Real nigga
But wtf didn't even know they got traded. Who did the heat get back. And who are Wade and bosh gonna take their anger out on now
>>63491056
it was for $ reasons and done for 2016 offseason. I dont believe what pat says. this is done for salary cap. I think wade might be leaving soon. UD will never leave
>>63491089
>>63491036
>Heat
How apt.
https://youtu.be/I1be5-5Wmg8
its going to be winslow and whiteside for the future. i am scared of that.
>>63491082
they got back beno udrih and Jarnell Strokes for rio and james ennis. Supposedly miami like strokes. I think birdman is gone too
>>63491089
Why tf would Wade ever leave Wade County. He runs that city
>>63491025
Mad as fuck portland fan detected
> tfw the pistons took Johnson over Winslow
rrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
the only thing johnson is better at is shooting the three, but his shot does not work on the nba becuase he shoots from like his hips.
still think he can be a solid starting SF tho
>>63491164
money like anything else. he has a little of kobe in him. wade thinks he is a super star still which he is going down hill fast
>>63491175
I am scared winslow wont be able to develop a shot
>>63491187
they are both very similar desu
>>63489490
>Dubs
28-1
>>63490996
I'm still not sold on aldridge tonight but let us know if you win anything senpai
https://youtu.be/USreWPkRtaQ
Wittman fired when
>>63491060
So the answer is flop like James Harden?
>>63491187
I think he will, he's got a lot of talent and being in an organization like the Heat is only gonna help him develop better
>>63491215
>Wizards
How apt.
https://youtu.be/HC5q2H7MoTs
>>63491008
He's 16/43 on post-ups this season m8.
>>63489490
>Clippers
29-8
brooklyn nets
thatsthejoke.jpg
Where do I go to learn more about analytics
>>63491252
More like Broke-lyn Nyets AIR??
>>63489490
Raptors
16-14
>>63491253
ABPRmetrics is as good as it gets for stat shit. Their stickies have links to pretty much every other resource you could need as well.
Friendly reminder Andre Drummond can't guard DeAndre Jordan
>>63491294
Thanks familie
>>63491293
>Raptors
How apt.
https://youtu.be/ec8wBOvsgSE
>>63491314
>>63491232
>>63491105
>>63491070
>>63491040
is this a bot?
>mfw Aldridge drops 28/13 then slaps Lillard in the face as hes walking back to the locker room
>>63491016
That's not a video of DeAndre Jordan though
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING THE KINGS ARE SELF DESTRUCTING GET ON TWITTER NOWWWWW
>>63491332
nah just a faggot
>>63491342
>Spurs
How apt.
https://youtu.be/XhIwz3npZo8
>>63491347
>Kings
How apt.
https://youtu.be/qXRm7IqaIHY
>Demarcus Cousins curses out Geroge Karl in front of the team
Fucking based. New coach when?
>>63491347
>>63491389
>Based
He's fucking cancer
>>63491389
>Cousins
What a fucking loser
>who would win in a battle of "true position players vs meme players"?
>curry
>v. carter
>durant
>dirk
>hakeem
VS
>stockton
>ai
>lebron
>duncan
>shaq
>>63491399
It's George Karl. The guy is cancer, both literally and figuratively. There's a reason only one man to play under him has ever not hated his guts.
>>63491389
source?
>>63491422
>ai
>true position player
>>63491422
Currys team. Way more shooting
>>63491446
all he did was chuck
can't be any more of a "shooting guard" than that
>>63491427
Cousins has done fuck all in this league and is demanding all these things when he has no power
>Afterward, Cousins felt some remorse for his actions, asking a couple of teammates if he came down too hard on the coach. They calmly told him, “you can’t scream and curse like that at your coach in front of everyone.”
>asking a couple of teammates if he came down too hard on the coach
He's fucking retarded.. a 25 year old grown man getting upset and asking teammates if he went overboard
>>63491347
>kings are going to have to pay 3 coaches at one time
god they remind me of the loria and the marlins
It's true though. Who the fuck does cousins think he is. Entitled cunt
>>63491483
>Cousins has done fuck all in this league
You'd think he'd connect more with George Karl then.
>you can’t scream and curse like that at your coach
That implies George Karl actually coaches and doesn't just devote his time to find new ways to bully his players.
>>63491470
Kobe is the truest sg
>>63491389
>>63491347
POST A FUCKING SCREEN CAP OR SOMETHING OF THE SHIT THATS GOING DOWN
If Porzingod gets a putback dunk on DeAndre Jordan when they play, will he finally be the GOAT?
>"Sacramento general manager Vlade Divac and assistant GM Mike Bratz talked to the players and Divac asked the team, “We don’t know what to do with George [Karl], do you think we should fire him?”
top kek
>>63491562
Kings never fail to be a circus show lel
>niggas don't know about the other SPC
Suns Pelicans Clippers for lyfe nigga
>r/Kings in denial
>Draymond Green is the best defender in the league
>>63491342
Go Spurs Go
Always relevant
Do we still think Anthony Davis is the next GOAT or can we admit that Blake Griffin is actually better?
>>63491651
put AD on clips and they improve. put blake on pelicans they stay the same
lol, remember the Bobcats?
>being this butt blasted by a player
>>63485849
Story plz
Monta Ellis is garbage. Bench players and even Kobe are getting me more points in fantasy than him.
Cant believe i fell for the Monta Ellis meme.
You just a battle rapper
I'm an official trapper
DMC COME HOME JOHN WALL MISSES YOU SENPAI
would you guys rather be the GOAT basketball player or the greatest musician/rapper/singer of all time who is famous world wide?
Less than 3 hours
>>63492221
fugg I hate how national TV games get blacked out because the Raps are playing. Fucking horseshit.
>>63492189
Hard to pass on being able to do what you love your whole life, rather than 10 years or so. Being that famous would be a little shit though, I'd prefer just consistently selling out solid venues.
>>63492189
Music always
>>63492264
REEEEEEEEE I fucking hate TSN
>>63492189
the latter by far. Drake must get so must pussy it's insane.
>>63492189
>wanting to be a famous musician
>>63492304
do you not realize how much pussy they get?
>>63492341
I'd rather be a not famous musician
Tbh that's kinda my dream
I play like 6 instruments
>>63492341
Muh girls girls girls
Let me be the GOAT NBA player.. why you acting like they wouldn't get mad girls too
>>63492353
Is the point not for as many people to hear and enjoy your music as possible? Thats like saying you wanna be a failed college student or a D-League bench warming basketball player.
>>63492372
Or like being a laker
>>63492367
thats why I said GOAT musician who is world famous. no matter where you go girls will want you. not even close for someone like lebron
>>63492367
but they have bullshit standards imposed on him
look at tiger woods for instance
Even if he wasn't married, everyone would still have crucified him for being a horny bastard.
Athletes are supposed to be good role models apparently.
>>63492189
I'd rather be the greatest orchestral musician of my instrument of all time. You get remembered FOREVER.
>Seattle still has not basketball team
Another win for TBK
FUCK SEATTLE
>>63492394
>5'6 manlet with ugly face with great music
>6'-7'2 absolutely shredded with GOD tier physique and a huge dick
>>63492372
I've never liked playing music for attention
Sure I'd wanna get paid but idk I'd rather have the money than the fame. I've always played music to hear some dope as shit, even if I was the one playing it I still wanted it to sound cool
>>63492189
Tough question. Hard to gauge the better feeling, hitting a game winner in front of 20k and millions on TV or selling out stadiums worldwide and have people singing your songs
>>63492434
>he thinks thatll get him some sweet brazilian or german pussy when they have no clue who you are
>>63492450
You're forgetting the fact that I'm from Germany though so I already have Europe and North America on LOCK while I reignite basketball in Asia
>>63492353
>>63492440
>I play like 6 instruments
not your personnel blog
>>63492394
This, you'd have to go to an absolute shithole for someone not to recognize you, and someone still probably will. Music is just bigger than sports.
>>63492502
>wanting to have to walk around outside with 5 bodyguards
>>63492480
Are you the le angry bulls fag?
>>63492372
Audience matters too. Would you rather play in front of 20,000 people who try to scream over you for attention, watch the show through their cameras and only listen to you because you're popular, or play for 1000 people who followed you for years, know every song by heart and genuinely get what you're doing? While there's some exceptions, there definitely is a sort of popularity cut-off where you stop being an artist/person and start being viewed as an object. I imagine it feels awful to sing/play your heart out, then look out and see a bunch of preteens and swagfags taking selfies.
>>63491651
You're talking about a player entering his prime vs one who is still 22. Obviously Blake is better. 4 years ago, Griffin was still nowhere near as polished as he is now just as Davis will likely be a much better player in 4 years as well.
whats the schedule 4 tonight?
>>63492622
Left your trip on you shitposter
Seriously considering jumping ship if the kings blow everything up again. Thinking about switching to the Twolves
>>63492837
come to the hornets bro
join the team
DURANT OUT ATLEAST 7 DAYS!!!!!!
>TOP KEK
>CAREER OVER
LMAO! have you checked our schedule? theres no way we dont go at least 30-0 to start this season!
>>63492881
>westbrook averaging 45/13/16 on 32 shots per game for 5 straight games confirmed
>>63492950
>our
>we
what position do you play, m8?
>>63492834
That's obviously not me fag
>>63492622
Fucking namefag, I knew curry fag was you
>>63492964
>>63492845
Maybe. I got some scouting to do
>>63492834
>trip
who else is hyped for this clippers Dallas game?
>>63493053
I'd rather watch Pistons and Kings. Andre and Demarcus going at it. Plus seeing how Demarcus responds to Karl will be fun.
>tfw no currymom gf
>>63493125
fuck man she is so beautiful
>>63493125
Stupid bitch who's taking away coverage from Steph. How are casuals supposed to know that Steph is the best player of all time if their little peckers are distracted with his mom? I wish she would fuck off.
>>63493125
Mark Cuban seems pretty amped too
>>63493125
>curry's high test wife
hnnng
why is his life so perfect bros, i bet he has a 9 inch cock too
>>63492950
not so fast memeiors
>>63493286
Knicks-Hornets thread
>probably going to lose another fucking coach
>everybody still missing easy shots
>still no defense besides rondo and Stein
WHY GOD
Post his statline
>>63493374
look at cp3 and his fedora, what a dork!
>>63493374
42/21/5 blocks
need it for my ft
>>63493374
50 free throw attempts
10 free throws made
>>63491212
Changed it up cuz Vucevic is gonna play, tho idk how much. But that makes me not want Dedmond in.
Going for value everywhere and only spending big on Harden. Hoping the awful Rockets D lets the Nets score enough to keep Harden in there all 4 quarters. And went with Horford cuz no AD for the Pels so he should be able to have a good game in the post.
>>63488960
How are we the worst? We stay green no matter what. I think 6th seed is possible, we gave both Washington and Bucks a good beating. Now its showdown against the Pacers
>>63493613
RAPS @ PHILLY
>>63493477
i got crowder, anderson and harden as well bruh
>Cuban will never get over it
Does Deandre struggle? I don't see how. He doesn't touch the ball unless it's an easy assisted dunk by a teammate or offensive rebound.
Maybe if Carlisle hacks him it could be interested.
>>63493974
I could see the Mavs doing hack-a-jordan all night cuz they're so butthurt he bailed on em
>>63494010
ARE YOU READY
CLIPPERS@MAVERICKS
>>63493959
He's acting like a 14 year old girl bro. You're a grown ass man saving texts and shit lmao.
>the kings
I didn't know it would blow up this fast?
>Do you want us to fire George Karl
Who hired these clowns?
Larry Nance Jr is god.
>>63487378
BEAST OF THE EAST
>>63494298
>hairy shoulders
accurate
>mfw waiting until 930
At the Celtics game right now, someone just proposed
>>63494555
what did she say my nigga
This warriors team will be 75-7 at the least.
>>63494555
Proposals at sporting events are more cliche than the Sword Art Online photoshoot proposal
fuck Oladipo's got a concussion
>CP3 8 assists in 9 minutes
>JJ and Blake combined for 15 points on 6-7
>DJ only been to the line once
looks like another clippers win
>>63494555
gay
> pelicans are better without anthony davis
lmao, what a great "superstar"
so according to advanced ESPN stats Ricky Rubio is the best defensive PG
is this true or is ESPN just a meme
>>63494555
I'm honestly very happy for them. Marriage is a beautiful thing and I hope everyone that wants to experience being in a relationship until death gets to be in one. They are very lucky to have each other. Can you do me a favor anon and tell that couple that /sp/ wishes them nothing but the best? Thanks!
>>63495300
What advanced stats say that
>>63495300
I'd agree with that.
Honestly if Rubio was a consistent scoring threat he could be a top 5 PG.
>>63494555
I know one of you is here with me.
>>63495356
I am but I can't talk right now, just proposed to my girl.
>>63495312
>being in a relationship until death
or you know about 12-15 years
>>63495300
From a team perspective portland gives up the most point guard PPG
If someone has the individual stats let me know
>>63495377
Made me kek, 10/10
If Curry wins I have something special planned for /nba/ tonight
>>63495432
these rankings seem wack tb.h
>>63495532
ahaahaahhaaha
>>63495584
Rubio only played 22 games and Curry was on the best defense in the league last year (and this year i think). Those two aren't TERRIBLE defenders but definitely not top 2 in their position. I'm guessing steals count for a lot in stead of actual on ball defense/ how many points get scored against them. CP3 is top 5 PG defender for sure and he's 14th.
LGTSS
>LELKERS
>>63495690
>>63495690
LETS GET IT STARTED AGAIN
>KNICKS
JUST
>>63495847
christ that weak jaw
new thread family >>63495905
>>63495925
>28 posts early
why
>>63491562
>>63491581
> According to league sources, Kings coach George Karl wanted to suspend DeMarcus Cousins for two games following Tuesday morning’s team meeting after the All-Star center allegedly directed a profanity-laced tirade toward the coach. The sources asked not to be identified because they are unauthorized to speak on the matter.
>The sources went on to say Kings general manager Vlade Divac said Karl did not have authority to suspend Cousins nor would grant permission.
>>63495925
>waifu shit
No thanks
>>63494722
I fucking cringed. Looked like she didnt want lel
