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>laffs
>rags
>>63484840
first for
>rags
What happened to Hamburgler?
>>63484859
Memed out into irrelevance. I think he played in their game before tonight
>>63484859
he played against the canes, doing pretty good in his 3 games this season
>>63484859
meme goalie
>>63484859
Kill by summer memes
fourth for FUCK HOCKEY FOLLOW A REAL SPORT AND QUIT SHITTING UP THE FRONT PAGE WITH YOUR GENERAL
Publix btfo by sandwhiches
>>63484870
>mad
>at fucking /hoc/
>>63484870
>mad at people that are mad at sandwiches
>>63484840
>tfw cordon bleu footlong is $6 right now
great sandwich m8s but definitely get the bacon and mustard on the side in case its not your thing.
>>63484870
and what sport is the real sport, might I ask
>>63484870
>2015
>mad at sandwich generals
>>63484870
>mad at hackey
What are you mad about /hoc/?
>muh not enuff scoring
These people need to die
who can stop the red wings? they are getting their best player back friday and just dominated one of the best teams in hockey. they shutout a dangerous washington offense and played their best game of the season. with mrazek playing at such a high level I dont think anybody can beat them.
DUDE
>>63484922
>who can stop the red wings
ericcsson and smith
>>63484915
Your sport is so irrelevant that Columbus has a team
>red wings fans
>bipolar
pick 2
> mfw people think publix is the best grocery store
> mfw whole foods is literally better in everyway
just got a delicious buffalo chicken sandwich made with 100% organic ingredients. get fucked publix kids, hope you like cancer from your processed red meat.
>>63484944
WERE SHIT
WE"RE THE BEST
THERE IS NO INBETWEEN
>>63484932
they have the best fans though.
>>63484944
>Tfw lived through the Dead Wings era
They're all retards who only know winning desu. Detroit is in a good place, currently. They're not gonna win any time soon but they're in an alright spot.
>>63484929
SANDWICHES
>>63484953
its true though. we can go from dominating to being worse than toronto in one game.
sometimes we even do it in between periods
> mad at whole foods
better than publix in every way desu
>mfw """""""""""""""'"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people""""" actually think Publix is a grocery store
Smh it is a 7/11 clone with designated shitting delis lads
>>63484973
We have both of these in Florida. Whole foods is good but not as convenient as publix. Plus their sandwiches aren't as good
>>63484973
Can a sandwich be mad at another sandwich?
>>63484982
>that flag
>that opinion
Shouldn't you be putting ketchup on Mac and cheese
>>63484973
Whole Foods is for rich people and pretentious retards who overpay for their groceries just for the ability to say they shop at whole foods. That store fucking sucks desu.
>>63484870
>being irritated by meat and cheese between bread
I can't remember the last time there were so many 1-sided results in a single night
so many fucking shutouts tonight holy shit
>>63484840
Pic related, me right now
>>63484973
Yeah like the other anon said, their sandwiches are shit
local sandwich shops beat both tho
>>63485007
they scored all the goals in nashville vs ottawa
nth for Vanek's amazing goal
>>63484994
>Not putting katsup on your KD
Top pleb
Testing out a new meme, feedback appreciated
>>63485028
Too similar to bebe tb h
3-1 Isles
>>63484973
I've never even seen a sandwich counter at Whole Foods. They have a bakery, a hot food section, and a salad bar. Wegmans > Whole Foods.
>>63484950
WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE A DOLLAR TO SICK KIDS IN AFRICA
2/3 of the Laffs wins are against Dallas lel
>Preds have the most games (6) with 7+ goals scored since 13-14
dat weird trivia
>>63485073
Seems like they are assholes. The Wild we're kind enough to let the Jets get within two after being up 5-1 tonight
>3-1
if these fucks blow this game
if the Stars are the best team in the league and Toronto is 2-0 against them than what does that make Toronto?
> mad
> at fried chicken
>>63485095
but the stars aren't the best team in the league, buddy.
>>63485084
>showing mercy
kek as fuck
>>63485101
what's the deal with eating a slice of bread with fried chicken?
>>63485103
I'm not your buddy, guy
> mfw Mrazek is literally the next Hasek
all he does is dominate desu
>>63484870
you could have directed your anger at /wwe/ or some shit like /cric/ instead but you choose the hockey general?
>>63485104
Sounds like Minnesota, alright
>>63485073
And they haven't even played the Jackets yet
are the devils elite
>>63485094
They started playing good all of a sudden, if god is on our side this West Coast trip will turn the team around
>>63485137
"no"
>>63485139
god i fuckin hope, biggest challenge is gonna be LA but offense seems to be clickin well
>>63485094
how's de haan been this season?
>>63485153
nothing too special, honestly none of the islanders defense has been too great minus Boychuk
>>63485161
Hamonic is good
don't like hockey, but this seems like a dece general desu
live within walking distance of publix btw shit is so cash
>>63485171
never said he wasn't, just nothin too special
>>63485177
it's ok we don't really talk about hockey in here
it's mostly memes and
>rags
>>63485101
>Coleslaw
If I wanted to drink water cabbage I'd just put it in the blender
>shorks fans booing cause they cant make a play
kek
>>63485184
what is >rags m8?
>>63485200
It's a menstruation reference
>>63485197
>implying shorks fans would know a play if they saw one
>>63484950
>reddit grocery
>good
>He ices a team of rapists and child molesters
that fucking doan line is having a good night
>Publix or Whole Foods unironically thinking they're the best
Lelmao. You retards are shit.
Reminder that whole foods is literally reddit the grocery store and if you shop there you should go back to /r/eddit
Greiss=Nice
4-2 Isles Make this West Coast trip good
>>63485235
WinCo is hella cheap bro, but let's not act like it's high class or something
Darren Haynes
@DarrenWHaynes
Patrick Roy had the NHL's best SV% in 1987-88. It was .900. Last year, 41 of 45 goalies (that met minimum for games played) were above .900.
who's /beat the shorks/ here
>>63485275
>Wanting high class from a fucking grocery store
You some kind of huge pretentious hipster faggot? The only thing you need high quality from is the deli and meat department you fucking clown and REALLY if you're actually planning on spending a good chunk of money on quality meat you're either buying from the ranches or going to a proper butcher.
>>63485278
>Anonymous 11/11/15(Wed)01:08:08 No.63
HELLOOOOOOO REDDIIIIITT
Stan Nieradka
@smn013
@FriedgeHNIC The 15 shots by Ovie are the most by any player (since 67-68) in a game without scoring a goal
>STINKY
>SMELLY
>BEANERS
>>63485334
>le spray and pray man
>mfw yotes get relocated to vegas next season
New local sports reporter
I just want one whiff of her feet, that's all
>mfw kongs tangerine vendors got BTFO tonight
>hongcouver literally in 1st place in the pacific
>7-4-5 record
when are they going to get rid of the meme point?
>>63485398
Doesn't matter since the Pacific fucking SUCKS anyways.
>>63485398
that's why the current playoffs system is pants on head retarded
there's always going to be a meme division that gives bad teams spots over actually good ones
>>63485434
Can you imagine if the Rags and Ducks actually had to play good teams in round 1?
Lel.
>>63484959
Who is that? Manly face but she still looks like she has a high test thick body
>>63485448
>Ducks
>Playoffs
>>63484840
>rags
>won
>>63485464
>she
stream where
>worked part time at Publix for 3 years
>"retired" and got a $3,000 retirement bonus
>as a bagger
Used that money on a new computer
daily reminder that buffalo is going to meme its way into playoffs with the next GOAT Jack Eichel and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it
>>63485472
>rags
>>63485488
i couldn't stand working in a grocery store for more than a year. I would almost snap every time some middle aged house wife started harassing me about how one sticker was 5c more or some stupid shit that i literally did not give two fucks about.
Its the only job i've ever walked out on, i just couldn't take it any more.
Is Gallagher elite?
Who /indifferenttowardssandwiches/ here
>>63485491
Stop proxyfagging and go to bed Jack
> mad
> at a fucking sandwich
>>63485514
Sounds like you have issues lad
Can you use a coaches challenge on a player covering the puck in the crease?
>>63485632
I'm angry that you're indifferent to sandwiches
>>63485652
No but a coach can
>>63485652
only offsides and goalie interference afaik
>Stors trying to banter the Laffs with "le throwing beer at babies" shot at the Blue Jays
>Laffs beat the Stors in Dallas
>Jays eliminated the Rangers from the playoffs
>Raptors beat the Mavericks in Dallas
>mfw
who /habs/ here
>>63485699
Fuck off
>>63485699
See>>63485715
You shit
The people have spoken
E I C H E L
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>>63485769
yeah they hate lundpads
>>63485774
>kike lol
>Raptors beat Mavs
>Blue Jays eliminate Rangers in insane game
>Awful Maple Leafs keep beating elite Stars
>Argonauts could probably beat the Cowboys at this point
P-please stop cuking us, Toronto.
>>63485769
Publix is mediocre why would you pit them against regular sammies?
>>63485774
>Look at rookie scoring
>Kikel INVISIBILITY
Bigger bust than McMemes collarbone
>>63485778
>>63485787
S H I T P O S T I N G
H
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P
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>>63485352
Vegas resident here...the new arena on The Strip is almost complete, and this is a city desperate for a pro sports team.
Prepare to get cukked, Phoenix. Best desert city reporting in.
>>63485796
>there are permanent residents of Vegas
fucking lol
>>63485816
A U T I S M
U
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M
>>63485820
I don't want to believe that hahaha
>>63485820
Hell yes there are permanent residents of Vegas!
>tfw I won't root for a Vegas NHL team because I'm a transplant
>finnish goaltending
>>63485153
deHaan looked really good today. We switched up the pairings so he's with Boychuk instead of Hamonic. He does the dirty defensive stuff while Boychuk can be slow and blast blueline shots, so he's probably not great for fantasy unless you need hits or blocks.
>>63485161
Boychuk is our 3rd best Dman on a good day.
>signed until 37 and he's already slow as fuck at 31
>>63485874
Is obviously elite.
/hoc/ if you had to choose a goal song for yourself ala Cantkek style, what would yours be?
>>63485933
Probably for those about to rock or whatever they played at the all star game so people get fucking irritated after 1 goal
Any other choice is wrong
>>63485933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZsMt4SoeeM
>rags
>laffs
theres a black guy in a rags jersey sitting behind shia lebouf during his movie marathon
dalas is good but losing to the >laffs twice?
Smh 2bh f@m
>yfw your skates will never be impaled on Connor Murphy's stick
>>63486117
In which cases does this become an illegal act in hockey?
Are the sparkle dogs for real?
>>63484870
>rags
And /hoc/ spoke all these words, saying,
I am the Lord thy /hoc/, which have brought thee out of the land of Canada, out of the house of no cups.
Thou shalt have no other generals before me.
Thou shalt not tripfag thyself, nor spam: for I the Lord thy /hoc/ am a jealous general.
And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy /hoc/ in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
Remember the Dog meme, to keep it holy.
Six memes shalt thou post, and do all thy work: >rags, bo sheep, >kongs, >1993, smuk_frok.png, lmao look at that fuckin monkey,
But the seventh meme is the sabbath of the Lord thy /hoc/: in it thou shalt not do any shitposting, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates:
For in 60000000 posts /hoc/ made 4chan and /sp/, the catalog, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh meme: wherefore /hoc/ blessed the Dog meme, and hallowed it.
Honour thy local team and thy country: that thy cups may be long upon the land which the Lord thy /hoc/ giveth thee.
Thou shalt not shitpost.
Thou shalt not commit samefagging.
Thou shalt not steal memes.
Thou shalt not claim false ownership of rare pepes.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's meme, nor his pepe, nor his bo sheep, nor his monkey, nor his spurdos, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
And all the people saw the images, and the memes, and the noise of the goal horns, and the dindu nuffins: and when the people saw it, they removed, and stood afar off.
And Dog said unto the people, Fear not: for /hoc/ is come to meme you, and that his fear may be before your faces, that ye shitpost not.
>>63486339
>>63486339
Yes
Lacking center depth (wait 1-2 years), a top4 dman and a better starter, but they're not getting matthews at this pace
north america wake the fuck up
>>63485929
this is some serious reverse keking right here
>>63486653
Sorry /sp/ is a complete ghost town when we are asleep. Just hoes to show that American sports and users rule this board
>>63486709
underdog where have you been
>>63486485
>publix sandwich as the last meal
not gonna lie if I was on death row I'd prolly ask for one
>>63486653
>tfw it's like evening for me because I work at 6 PM every day
>>63486734
>people remebering me
>mfw
believe it or not m8, but i had some serious and busy real life stuff to handle
>>63486781
i'll always remember you from that pulju pic :D
>>63486793
:D
Reminder the "best team in hockey" dallass sturrs haven't played a team in the central not named the avs.
Reminder their best opponent was the shorks
>0-2 vs laffs
my new roommate is a sabres fan, & wont stfu about buffalo.what do /hoc/ ?
who /grease/ here
>>63485796
tucson is nicer than vegas m8 unless your some gambling or sex addict
>Went to bed early because I was tired as fuck
>wake up and see a 7-5 preds sens game.
what the fuck happened.
>>63487054
>let him have his little fun time
>wait till bufallo will regress ALL OVER again
>watch his bittersweet tears as buffablow will NEVER EVER reach the playoffs again and be relocated somewhere else
>??
>profit
>>63487071
gib webm of goal pls
And now the question is who does he replace on the roster?
>>63487054
Suck his dick like the spineless faggot you are should.
Reminder that the sturrs are leastern babbies
>>63484870
>WWE a sport
>Nascar a sport
Fuck off faggot.
>>63487054
Make him a poster of mcdavid
>>63487360
If people think McDavid career will suffer in Edmonton, I can't imagine how bad it would have been in Buffalo. Fucking armpit of a city and hockey team.
>>63487371
a bleak, white tundra wasteland. a void. a breeding ground of degenerates, rapists, and new yorkers.
>>63487371
At least sabres are something that the oilers are not.
>likeable
Also, sabres fans aren't obnoxious faggots who are delusional enough to think they are a playoff team despite them jewing a #1 pick for quite some time
>>63487444
the edmonton oilers are a better hockey team than the buffalo sabres.
>>63487444
No coilers fan genuinely thinks their a playoff team. That's just to shitpost and troll all you fuckers. It's the same with the laffs. Everybody knows how shit both of these teams have been the past 10 years and beyond.
i bet brent burns takes the smelliest shits in the league. bill's prob up there too.
>>63487466
>w-w-we were only pretending to be retarded, s-senpai
>>63487618
Welp this is 4chan after all. Most trolls are retarded to be honest family.
>>63487484
I bet Kessel has a chronic diarrhea.
>>63487466
Leaf fan here I honestly thought this year you guys could've pushed for a playoff spot. and maybe you still can but especially with mcmeme ded it looks like we'll be dueling with CBJ for Matthews
>>63487830
I'm actually a laff fan myself lad. I do watch a bit of loilers hockey though. I had them placing 9th of 10th in the west which is decent. Not anymore.
>mfw Dallas is 0-2 vs laffs
>Stanley Cup "contender"
>>63487858
>migfsw (my imaginary gf's shirt when) Detroit is 2-0 vs. laffs while the "cup contender" Dallas is 0-2 vs. them
>>63485216
>HOLY FUCK IM SHAKING
every damn time
>tfw McDavid will win the calder NEXT year
>>63487211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj5qGKKB0gI
andersson though, he doesn't deserve a spot. And miller can never leave. the guy doesnt score much, but he's a grinder and he hasn't missed a game in like 2 seasons or some shit
>>63487054
what's the problem? Buffalel sucks
I'd like to take this opportunity and release my latest meme.
I hope you fellow meme enthusiasts appreciate it.
It can be customized to suit any team and has that smug facial expression that we all love.
I added the pink color to maximize the comedy gold output.
>>63485769
more like Homemade Sammiches & Jagr & Jaeger
>>63488082
I guess you could say I've been tickled pink by this newest creation. Please keep up the good work for the people of /hoc/.
1. Habs
2. Wild
3. Preds
4. Rangers
5. Stars
>>63488082
6/10. career third line support meme, may hit 20 posts a few times in its career but not a top six meme in most threads
>>63488141
>hasb
>sturrs
>rags
>>63488082
Is that Phil Kessel in an alternate universe?
>>63488230
right. where >rags is your sidney crosby or your alex ovechkin, and >mad about sandwiches is your steven stamkos or tyler seguin, this meme is more of a marcus johansson or reilly smith
>>63488283
>crosbaby
>>63488327
lmao based pisspads
>>63484870
>Mad at a sport
>By real sport I bet you mean something like WWE you Fedora bastard
>>63488412
Good afternoon, how has the day treated you in the great British empire?
>>63488462
FUCK BRITAIN
all british ppl look like ricky gervais in that show derek
>>63488141
>habs
braehead t b h
the bruins are only 1 point behind tampon gay... with 3 games at hand :)
>>63488505
>painting white scots to look like blacks
Sweet desperation bruh
>>63488539
I didnt paint it mate.
But Scots voted yes. Foreigners voted no
>>63488529
We won 6-0 at the weekend mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1bIbtF4Vfc
>>63488548
You used it though.
Lel, got keked.
>>63488561
Feels bad desu.
We will be independent soon though. Older people who only get their news from Brit sources like the BBC voted no and are dying off.
Younger people who know to get their news from various sources voted yes.
The English will vote us out of the EU and that will trigger another referendum anyway
>>63488539
>Rangers fans
>White
No lol
>>63488575
We'll see about that
>Columbus has yet to win a game at home
>5 more losses and they will be without a win at home in the first two months
I'm impressed.
>>63488624
>Columbus was hyped to make the playoffs and the second round
>>63488596
>writing rangers in /hoc/
>not specify that you were talking about the football team
>>63485022
>tfw thanks to b1g gopher hockey will never be relevant again
>>63488648
there's no football team called the rangers :)
>>63488666
A football team, yes. An American football team, perhaps not :)
t. friend
>>63485464
>she
>>63488681
NO hes right. Rangers football club went bust
>>63488717
Care to explain what sport this team plays then?
http://rangers.co.uk/
>>63488782
>.uk
cricket
>>63488782
Thats The Rangers football club.
>>63488782
Pakipaddle
>>63488801
>
>>63488818
Sweet backpedaling bruh
>>63488843
Its not back peddling. Its literally two different clubs
>>63488894
Doesn't matter. There's still a club with the name.
>rabs
Why the fuck does Buffalel NY have an NHL team when San Diego only has a minor league team. We need a team to replace the chargers just give us Florida or something
just watched the vancouver-columbus highlights. holy shit, bobrovsky looked completely devastated after that 3rd goal.
how wasn't he pulled after that?
>mfw >McClavicle still outscoring Kikel
It's been nearly a week , will Eichel ever step up? Some literally who Russian leads the Calder Race atm
>>63489176
You want California to have FOUR NHL teams? Are you high?
>>63489176
There's a bunch of teams in the NHL that don't belong there. Arizona, New Jersey, both Florida teams, Columbus, and Carolina.
>>63489233
yes it is a fucking joke that Disneyland can have a fucking NHL team but the 2nd largest city in the most important state does not have an NHL team. You could just relocate the ducks to SD
>>63489238
give me one of them gary
>>63489176
San Diego is pretty based t b h Legoland when I was a kid was top quality.
Keep supporting Gulls games and eventually this no cups franchise will lose support and look elsewhere
>>63489251
>the most important state
Lol
And no. 3 teams is enough. It's actually more than enough. Hockey doesn't belong where it never snows. fuck sunbelt hockey
>>63489251
Just relocate one of the existing cali teams. It's definitely not LA so choose between San Jose or Anaheim.
>>63489238
One of the most successful expansion teams doesn't belong there???
>>63489296
>most successful expansion
Are you referring to the Devils?
NHL franchise to Idaho when?
>>63489251
This ducks should move meme needs to die
>>63489393
Not really. The Ducks' arena is half empty. Same thing for Detoilet.
Both of Analheim and Detoilet should have their hockey franchise removed to Las Vegas/Seattle.
>>63489457
the onlyway I would ever be ok with seattle getting a team is if they get to relocate to OKC in 10 years
>>63489457
Detroit is an original 6 that idea is retarded.
>>63489472
>the okc meme again
Son I already told you at least 1000 times: No snow, no hockey team.
Sorry buddy.
>>63489479
Have you seen Detoilet's stadium? It's always half empty.
So much for "Hockey Town"
>>63489505
its half empty because it is falling apart. The wings games will be packed on the New Joe opens and hipstrers and a modern business district open near it
>mfw the Lightning are a more popular team than a good amount of traditional market ones
>muh regression
>muh stamkos to Toronto
>muh Florida hockey "knowledge"
>>63489346
>implying Trader Joe's isn't the best grocery store
>>63489522
>lightning
>fans
>>63489545
>trader joes
>not a tiny meme store with like 3 rows of stuff
>don't even make sandwiches
>>63489505
>being this butthurt over the Red Wings
>'t-t-they should move the team to Vegas'
HAHAAAHAHAAAHA
>>63489558
I'm not convinced you aren't actually a lightning fan tb h
>>63489563
>2015
>literally being mad at trader joes
Lmao tbqh family
>>63489457
Detroit has huge ticket sales, just a lot of the lower seats are sold to companies/season ticket holders that don't go.
>>63489545
>he doesn't go to Whole Foods
>>63489595
i am just a jersey slag fag. desu I will probably find a new slag to spam in every thread if the bolts dont make it to the cup this year
>>63489238
your bait is weak old man
>>63489622
I'd probably miss that meme tbqfwy
First for Jagr
>>63489238
We need to give New Jersey an other chance desu la'
Rangers are really good this year but they still feel like a team that's barely over .500. Every team they play feels like a playoff game.
Except for Carolina they haven't lost a game against them in years.
>>63489707
>RAGS
>>63489707
>rabs
>>63489707
>rags
>>63489707
>rags
>>63489648
>>63489707
>raks
>>63489844
>that feel when the bruins couldnt pull through for him
Would've loved to see the GOAT win one in Boston.
>>63485200
meme originally from /mlb/ to talk about the Texas Rangers
>tfw got taken to HR today at work because my performance is lacking
JUST
>>63489923
they found your internet history, and saw you had some cartoon frog images saved on your work computer.
they want to know why
Is Berra good enough to be a primary goaltender for the avs? Given how he's done recently, it certainly seems like he's been doing a lot better than varley
>>63489860
Buffalel is legit.
Too bad their only good forward is Eichel.
Reminder that Zach Parise scored 45 goals in one season
>>63489176
But they have the San Diego Sharks
>>63486258
I guess when the second party isn't looking at, engaging in, or expecting a hit.
>>63489977
>mad at frok
>>63489997
I'm tempted to say it's worth the try, but having a degraded starter on your team/as backup is probably locker room cancer. either they have to deal him and call pickard up or stay with him imo.
read: i'd get salty if I were varly, even if I derserve the degradation
>>63490011
gulls, lad
>>63489977
Sorta related, who else fears that their search history will be public knowledge someday?
Absolutely horrifying țbh
>>63490024
They're pieces of art, you uncultured swine
>>63490004
The only season where he was good.
>>63490044
at work or like they find your search history at home.
I'm also worried of a random thing on facebook or twitter from years ago being dug up. I don't think I said anything bad but today anything can be considered offensive.
That seems like something a more public figure would have to worry about.
>>63489923
>working on Veterans Day
Time to find a government job friend
>>63490044
>not browsing privately
that being said i don't really do anything bad Tbh. i just browse 4chan and watch youtube videos
>>63490050
hyvää huomenta
>>63490050
Would you be willing to trade that clockwork orange pepe
>>63490134
Sure thing, family
Why does :hoc/ always steal /nfl/ memes?
Lack of imagination? Lack of morals? Laziness? General inepititude?
Anyone?
>>63490154
>implying anyone in here gives a shit about football
>>63485448
Rags didn't have a lot of loserpoints last year though senpai
>>63490154
/hoc/ is meme general, i assure you any dank menes that have gained traction in /sp/ have originated here
>mad at dog
>>63490050
I'll trade you this for the Shrek one
>>63485796
If Vegas does get a team I think it'd have to be the yote's relocation. The desert can barely support one team, not a chance for two
>>63490229
>tumblr frog
>>63490229
I prefer to inflate rare pepe's so new ones are forced to be created.
>>63490153
Thanks amigo
>>63490122
Good morning binland
>>63490251
>mad at rare frok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZgNds1hD30
F
>>63484870
Bix nood mudda fugga
>>63490104
>thinking private browsing is actually private
Google knows where you've been fªm
are the snes actually legit this year? or are they just a meme. as a wings fan im kinda worried they will compete for a wild card with us. Im sure tampa will eventually start playing well.
>>63490846
>using google ever
>>63490877
Considering you're a Wongs fan, I'd have to say you're a fucking faggot.
>you're out at the club
>this guy smacks your girlfriend on the ass
What do you do?
>>63490975
This desu and also wongs will not make the offs and I will kek
>>63490104
>browsing privately
The only difference is it won't keep your history. That setting is meant for 14 year olds who want to hide porn from mommy.
>>63490997
Microwave him a grilled cheese and wait for my wife's son to get home
>>63485783
the laffs are elite, they meme'd all over et le buts
>>63491098
the whole conversation was about hiding browsing history you retard
>>63490997
I didn't realize I was dating a child.
I'd probably try to stop the Wild fan from abducting them.
>>63491136
I guess that's my fault for not giving a fuck and reading up.
>>63490997
Tell him this is a playground and that's my daughter.
>>63491157
>>63491172
The fuck? You guys are pedophiles.
>>63491404
Hi newfag
Back to r/hockey please
>>63491404
>he is not aware of the pedosota meme
So which fanbases are usually the most mad at sandwiches?
>>63491430
>>63491443
It's like the Canadian over-usage of the term Americaitlin. Canadians are always talking about that, which makes me believe they are into that sort of thing.
Same with people who constantly bring up kiddy diddling. You guys might actually be pedophiles for continuously spouting that meme.
>>63491481
Gotta be Canadian ones. The best sandwiches they can get are at Safeway and Tim Hortons.
>>63491492
Does posting his picture make me a rapist? Your logic is flawed.
>>63491512
You're already a rapist by default. Touching kids is essentially rape.
CSN Bay Area: Sharks' Patrick Marleau would accept a trade with the following teams:
> Anaheim Ducks
> LA Kings
> NY Rangers
Which team would be best for him, and is the season already over for the Shorks?
Hey /hoc/ I'm making a sign for Minnesota game tomorrow, will upload a pic when done. It's going to say
"State of Hockey"
Total Cups: 0
thoughts?
>>63491617
Rangers. Much easier conference.
>>63491617
>yfw they trade him tomorrow and he gets his 1,000 point somewhere else
>>63491660
I'd say that's a great sign, but you have to use it this year, it won't be applicable next year.
>the city of mike babcock
>tfw last place again and nobody can stop us
>>63491693
I'm using it tomorrow.
I actually like the wild and wouldn't mind them winning the west, but I'm going to antagonize to the wild fan I'm going with.
LET'S GO
R
A
N
G
E
R
S
>>63491492
Learn your memes or go the fuck back to reddit, faggot
>>63491693
Delusion: the post
>>63491711
>rags
>>63491669
> mfw Marleau hits 1,000 points with Ducks or Kings
>>63491617
>budgeted, won't trade for him
>cap strapped, won't trade for him
>cap strapped, won't trade for him
>>63491711
>a single cup
every time
>>63491716
I've been memeing since before you were alive, kiddo.
>tfw the grill you like says you're creepy and she doesn't even like hockey
What's the point lads?
>>63491774
gotta learn to not be creepy m8
it's trial and error, gotta move onto the next one
I'VE GOT IT MADE
FRESH AT PUBLIX
SUBS MADE JUST THE WAY I SAY
>>63491792
What sub did you get m8
>>63491795
Italian when I was in Tampa about 3 weeks ago
>>63491788
I'm not creepy I just bring top shelf bantz that's gone unhandled
>>63491811
>I'm not creepy
So you're ugly
>>63491817
I'm a 7/10 to be honest
I've been growing out my hockey hair maybe that's it
>>63491811
onto the next one still I guess
hockey game is such a GOAT date idea as long as you don't show your autism too much with stats/players etc; bitches usually love hockey idk what it is
Just wait until next year. Goalies will have 7" wide pads and 7' wide nets
>muh scoring
>>63491836
>I've been growing out my hockey hair maybe that's it
You don't even play hockey so why do that?
>>63491836
literally me
had short hair all my life and am finally getting past the shitty parts of growing it out and getting a nice salad
>>63491836
Only women that like hockey also like the flow, that's gotta be it
>>63491866
Maybe if we make their helmets thinner...
>>63491870
I play goaler, my luscious mane flows behind me and intimidates plebs
>>63491774
u banter the wrong people fameroni.
>>63491871
>tfw I'm starting to thin out up top, and I'll never have the flow I did in high school
fuck white people
Need some Bruins pepe's and memes
>>63490997
leave because my girlfriend has been torn in half by huge fucking bear claws.
do not fuck around with bears they will mess your shit up
>>63491803
Italian is my favorite tb h
>>63491913
>I'm starting to thin out up top
Lmao low test detected
>>63491917
This post is a bit rude even for 4chan
>>63491897
>He thinks people give a fuck about goalies
>Goalies are basically the same as a drummer in a band, no one cares about you
>>63491917
who /masterrace/ here
>>63485699
me family
>>63491945
You're thinking of bass players anon
>>63491946
>leaving facebook logo there
fuckin fag
>>63491932
It's all genetic. My T levels are actually extremely high. I'm very aggressive and hard as a rock when I'm erect țbĥ. Wanna see it?
>>63491981
>Wanna see it?
I kinda do Tbh
>>63491981
Can I have some of your T bro? My boners aren't as strong as I've gotten older.
who /kings/ here
>flyers are 4 points from even moving into 5th place.
kill me season is over already
>No early games on Monday
>Only Pens game early today
No hockey to be watched for the 2nd time in 3 days.
ok what the fuck is up with his mouth.
on nhl page right now
who's FUCKING ready for hockey?
how often do nhl players actually wear mouthguards
>>63492214
>hockey
>on Azunyan's birthday (aka Remembrance/Veterans Day)
GO PENS
>>63492247
pretty sure like all the time
i see them playing with them constantly after plays
>>63491669
> mfw Marleau betrays the Sharks by joining Ducks or Kings
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
turns out the Portugal bro was right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tys9ml-hXWs
I got into an argument with a coworker today. I'm admittedly VERY biased so i'm coming here to settle it. I'm a huge New Jersey Devils fan so that's where the bias comes in.
1. Scott Stevens is a top 10 defensemen of all time (I will compromise and say at LEAST top 15? Is that fair?)
2. This mother fucker called Stevens a fucking goon. Of course I mentioned his offensive abilities but again, the Devils bias.
>>63491769
And yet you don't know the Minnesota pedo meme
Fuck off
>>63492379
Stevens wasn't even the best defensemen on his team. Scott Niedermayer was.
>>63492379
1. Top 15 is definitely believable
2. Stevens was not a goon and anyone who says he is watched their favorite player get massacred at the blue line
>>63492379
>scott "check to the head" stevens
>not one of the dirtiest players to play the game
>murdering Lindross
>top 10/15 of all time
IT'S A GOOD CLEAN HIT, HE CAUGHT HIM WITH HIS HEAD DOWN
>>63492379
He was dirty, but it was technically in line with the rulebook at the time. I'd give him top 20 for sure.
>>63492439
Day 1 pee wee hockey they tell you to keep your head up. Day fucking 1. He punished you if you didn't.
>>63492439
Good riddance, Lindros was a disrespectful mongoloid, no one misses him but Flyers fans
>http://thebiglead.com/2015/11/11/alexander-ovechkin-most-shots-on-goal-without-scoring-50-years/
CANT ZAZZ THE MRAZ
>>63492439
kek, Flyers BTFO
>>63492379
>good players cant be goons
hello mr. bruins fan
>>63490050
>mixing wojacks and pepes
>>63490098
>not working and getting time and a half
>>63490154
why is there no /cfl/ the canadian fl I mean not cawwledge
>>63491709
>oilers "fans" were swearing up and down he had been neutered and Chia would fix the team
>Admirals Roundtable @adsroundtable 2h2 hours ago
>FYI. Fiala received a game misconduct. What for? He evidently flipped off the entire Lake Erie Monsters bench. ...19 years old, guys.
Radulov 2.0 tbqh
>>63492563
I'd rather get my regular pay and do fuckall the whole day t b h
>>63492439
>>63492501
Lindros deserved everything he got for being such a cunt to the Nordiques
>>63492439
>>63492461
>>63492525
top 10 dirites players of all time?
10. Steve Downie
9. Todd Bertuzzi
8. Sean Avery
7. Matt Cooke
6. Dave Brown
5. Marty McSorely
4. Claude Lemieux
3. Dale Hunter
2. Ulf Samuelsson
1. Chris Simon
>>63492637
>wanting to get some random fucking Wednesday off
I feel for people working friday and monday holidays but its not like you are getting keked out of a 3 day weekend
Lindros used to walk into my buddy's parties and steal their beer.
>>63491946
>2015
>gender: male/female
>>63492656
>no Darcy Tucker
Kings got hosed last night. Coaches challenge needs to be expanded for penalty shot offences
>>63491967
America is a bass country.
>>63492656
Sean Avery wasn't really dirty he was just a chickenshit aggitator and jimmy rustler
>>63492656
>Ulf Samuelsson
and I wondered why he always got into the penalty box at NHL '96
>>63492656
"I didn't watch the NHL until the 80s and don't know any history"
>Gordie Howe
>Eddie Shore
>Dave Schultz
>Bobby Clarke
>>63492656
>Ulf
I wonder what the >rags players think of him
>>63492656
>8. Sean Avery
He wasn't dirty, just a dick
>>63492658
Not saying it would be a huge deal if I didn't have it off, but as a wage slave any day you get paid not to work is nice
>>63492736
Seriously. He may have a rule named after him, but he never tried to take someones head off.
>>63492723
If anybody here watched the NHL before the 80s they probably shouldn't be here
>>63492720
>>63492724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd8cDxL_5IE
After this hit he only played 22 games total over the next 2 seasons. Neely was a star player that he wanted out of the game.
>>63492656
>scott stevens not even listed
>>63492817
Being in the HHOF kinda clears you of being dirty.
>>63492817
because he wasn't a dirty player compared to these guys.
Hard hitter does not equal dirty.
Gonna go and buy some organic non GMO spicy barbecue chicken wings at whole foods. I can get 10 whole wings for only $6, quite the deal. I don't know why anybody would prefer a sandwich over delicious white meat chicken wings.
>>63492640
Exactly. Did anyone watch him get drafted? Literally a manchild. He may as well have just not even stood up.
Does goon=dirty, I say no a goon can be dirty but isn't necessarily
>>63492828
>>63492827
Probably the all time leader in concussions given though
>>63492656
> no pronger or domi
>>63492854
>chicken wings
>white meat
Anon...
>>63492860
Being called a "goon" inherently implies dirtiness. This is different from being called a "pest" which means that while annoying, you never really tried to kill anyone.
>>63492860
name a goon that wasn't dirty.
>>63492805
>dat interview at 2:15
if I understand correctly, then this speech is something resembling a comic/movie villain's speech/message. Like Clubber Lang's interview message to Rocky.
>>63492874
They are boneless wings mate
>>63492860
Goon is somebody whos only noteable skill is to hurt other players and play dirty. A dirty player is one who does goony things but is not necessarily an awful player
>>63492890
>boneless wings
>>63492885
Darren McCarty
>>63492805
Why do you assume I didn't know about that?
>>63492805
Also, reminder:
>Medical professionals now tell Neely that his deteriorating right hip is not related to the Samuelsson hit. It is essentially arthritis of the hip that ended his career, and doctors say there is no tracing its root cause back five years ago to the Pittsburgh Civic Arena. It would be difficult to convince most, if not all, Bruins fans that Neely’s hip condition isn’t related to the punishing Samuelsson blow
http://www.boston.com/2012/06/21/bruinsarchive/h8PocolLEwOUrJMB3d98WM/story.html
>>63492902
>boneless
>wings
Pick one, lad.
I'm bored so make your franchise team. 1 line only. Have a guy from the 70s on the same line as your current day starter.
>your team
>RW
>LW
>Center
>2 defensemen
>Goalie
>Head Coach
Any player who was on your team at least 1 full season.
kek
>>63493038
protip: nobody can touch the wings
LW) Federov - Best two way player of all time
C) Yzerman - Top 10 forward, great captain
RW) Howe - Second best forward of all time
D) Lidstrom - Second best defenseman of all time
D) Chelios - Top 10 all time defenseman
G) Hasek - Best Goalie of all time
> Babcock
>>63493038
>Devils
>John MacLean
>Patrik Eliáš
>Bobby Holik
>Scott Niedermayer
>Scott Stevens
>Brodeur
So pretty much the 90s devils when they dominated lol
>>63493129
>D) Lidstrom - Second best defenseman of all time
Erase second. He is #1.
>>63493129
Swap Howe for darren mccarty so I can watch him beat up every other franchise team
>>63493038
RW) Kurri
LW) Messier
C) Gretzky
D) Coffey, Pronger
G) Plante
HC) Sather
>>63493140
he arguably is. the argument between lidstrom and orr is like gretzky v lemiuex.
Lemieux was more talented but not healthy enough to match gretzkys numbers. Same with Orr imo.
>>63493157
Howe is tough as fuck mate, better fighter than McCarty even.
>>63493178
yeah but hes not nearly drunk enough to fight everyone at once
also
>not resurrecting the russian 5
>>63493161
only team that could compete with the wings tb.h
they have better offense tb.h but with detroits defense and prime hasek I think they could beat the oilers franchise team
>>63493130
>Not picking Elias, Arnott, and Sykora to resurrect the A Line
cmon famalam
>>63493164
There isn't even an argument. Lidstrom did everything better than Orr. He was better defensively, he was better puck handling, better shooter, better everything. Orr is all about "MUH HISTORY"
>>63493204
Offense goes to the Oilers by a wide margin, Defense is a toss up, and goaltending advantage to Detroit by a wide margin
We'd need a time machine to truly call a winner.
>>63493265
>Oilers
>defense
Lol what defense?
Why are so many seemingly smart hockey people arguing for the nets to be bigger? Don't they realize the issue is game flow and letting in a few more shitty garbage goals due to goalies fucking up on the angling doesn't actually add entertainment?
>>63493292
Because MUH SCORING!
>>63493222
Good players adapt to the game, Great players mold the game. Orr literally transformed the game. Modern hockey wouldn't be what it is today without him.
>>63493292
>>63493304
I for one love defensive hockey. We used defense to dominate the league for a good 10 years.
>>63493292
Because Uncle Garry wants the basketball/football audience and believes the best way to attract these people is to up scoring.
>>63493290
Not talking about the modern Oilers, the all time ones.
lmao look at this fuckin monkey
>>63492327
> posts loli
> Typical Shorks fan
On the bright side you did beat the Kings in the last playo... oh wait.
Hi /hoc/
I've finally decided to start cheering for the stars against after not having paid any attention to them since the Dave Tippett years and their trip to the conference finals. Can you guys catch me up to speed on the NHL?
>154 IPs in thread
>>63493363
Enjoy senpai, the Stars are a meme team with no defense
>>63493355
wew lad
>>63493355
WEW
E
W
>>63493363
>fairweather casual
Nah fuck off cunt
>>63493358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MO-RmXtge8
Fucking priceless, right there
>>63493327
Lidstrom is still better. He was the better player in every aspect of the game.
>>63493355
is this picture real? why would a monkey make a face like that?
>>63493355
Lmao look at that fuckin monkey. Why is it making that face? Is that a real monkey?
>>63493355
LMAO
>>63493355
check this one out
>>63492327
reported. keep anime in /a/
this is a hockey discussion thread. off topic posts will not be tolerated.
now just delete it now or be banned ok kid?
>>63493457
KIWI
I
W
I
>>63493483
wew lads
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/publix-subs-are-the-most-delicious-thing-to-ever-happen-on-e#.nvDnXJkdXj
>>63493457
reported. that is a picture of an orangutang. how is this related to sports?
this is a hockey discussion thread. off topic posts will not be tolerated.
now just delete it now or be banned ok kid?
>you will never be as happy as that fuckin monkey
>>63493457
Serena Williams?
>>63493507
Hello Sanjay
>>63493506
>tfw publix sub in the fridge right now
>>63493478
> Anon doesn't like /a/
> Forgot post reflected Shorks Anon's frustration at DW's incompetence in SJ
>>63492854
0/10
>>63493506
are /hoc/ memes spilling into the real world?
>>63492882
See: Andrew Shaw :D
>>63493129
*fedorov
>wongs
>fans
lol
>>63493588
No, Publix really is based
>>63493588
People liking Publix is not /hoc/ specific
http://foodspin.deadspin.com/the-top-10-items-worth-stealing-from-publix-1569859257
>sub barely in the top 5
>>63493588
No, normies in Floridia are just as obsessed with publix as /hoc/ is. Publix being based really isn't a meme here
>>63493611
>mad at power rankings
>>63493622
>>63493622
new thread
>>63493398
I disagree with you t b h
>>63493610
>>63493611
>>63493614
so people go online to circlejerk about sandwiches under their actual names? this is actually beyond me.
>>63493161
LW: Dave Schultz
RW:McMeme
C: Lil Wayne Gretzky
Defense: McSorley, Borque
Net: Ken Dryden, Hasek Backup.
HC: Grapes
two speedsters who can shoot and make plays, a scary ass enforcer
a sniper who can make good outlet passes and a goon on the back end
ken motherfucking dryden.
>>63493292
Salty forwards can't accept that goalies adapted to the game and got better, so now instead of adapting their game they're trying to limit goalies because it's easier than actually getting better.
>>55471549
Can someone explain to me the Pedosota meme to me? I tried to look it up on AskJeeves but nothing came up.
>>63493129
>>Babcock
kys please
>>63495322
One of their tripfags posted CP in this general a few months ago.
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