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Why do some countries invent dozens of sports so great they are played around the world, while others, such as Germany, contribute nothing?
Because the british nobility had nothing better to do than play sports. The german nobility was mostly high ranking officers with military heritage
Also >>>/his/
Because Germany was busy trying to take over Europe
Also they're better than England at soccer
>>63476991
Because Germany is too busy fellating Muslim immigrants to trouble themselves with trivial things like sport
Britain gave us >Moyes and for that I am enternally green with envy. Green text with envy that is.
>>63477116
At least our Muslims are somewhat useful (for example Özil, Gündogan, Khedira, etc.)
Name one British Muslim football player (no converts)
>>63477163
http://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/6793/germany-20-million-muslims
ONE POINT FIVE MILLION
>>63477245
Why would I care if Muslims played for the national team again?
>>63477266
Germany at least knows how to take care of a minority
>>63477245
All your muzzies are Turks where football is popular.
All our muzzies are indians and pakis who are too feeble to play contact sports and play cricket instead.
>>63477281
Yeah they know how to take care of Tyrone and Achmed. No wonder all of his brothers are moving there too
>>63477087
>they're better than England at soccer
that isn't a very impressive accolade to be honest, england are awful
and its pronounced football you absolute fucking muggle
>>63477500
>muggle
He wont understand lad. You have to call him no-maj
http://www.bustle.com/articles/121704-jk-rowling-announces-no-maj-as-the-american-version-of-muggle-we-cannot-deal
>>63477500
Serious question, are England good at any sport?
>>63477116
>>63477266
>>63477307
>>>/reddit/
>>63477558
is occupying las malvinas a sport?
>>63477558
olympics, rugby and sometimes football
UK invents
Soccer
Cricket
Baseball
Rugby
Without Rugby no American football
Ice Hockey
MMA
How can anyone else even compete?
>>63477615
Not really
>>63477635
>rugby
You may be talking about rugby league, you got rekt in the groups stage of the last union WC (hosted in your own country)
>>63477558
Is Argie sinking a sport la?
Could Britain still beat Germany in a war?
Let's say that no other countries intervened.
>>63477558
Graeme Obree is the GOAT track cycler
>>63477673
You seem to be an expert in Argentine history, since all Colombians dream with moving here for a better life
>>63477693
That shit isn't a sport
>no balls involved
>a fucking bike
>individual sport
>amateur
>>63477692
We have Nuclear weapons. So yeah we'd rek them
>>63477692
easily.
Just cover ourselves in soot and pretend to be immigrants and we could infiltrate the country no problems.
>>63477740
>le immigrants meme
>comming from a country where Mohammud is unironically the most common name amongst babies
>>63477766
>Argentina
>White
Pick one friend.
>this one arseagitated argie
let it all out m8
>>63477789
>>63477766
back to /pol/ please :^)
>>63477789
>>63477817
Strong arguments
>>63477827
>le butthurt black Argentinian :^)
can you stop ruining my poke the germans thread with your /pol/ shit please
>>63477868
Ok, let's keep it /sp/ related
Germany invented Handball
and they suck at it.
>>63477881
War is the oldest sport in history.
>>63477905
best league in the world la, of course our national team sucks
Britain, Canada, and USA are the only countries capable of creating sports.
>>63476991
Handball is german invention
Gymnastics is a German invention
>>63479082
are you trying to say that spain invented fencing?
>mfw type out a post about we run formula uno with schumi, vettel, mercedes and tilke
>then think why even bother posting it, 2015 /sp/ is shit anyway
>>63479120
as a sport, yes
>>63479177
>not shitposing 24/7
>wanting real discussion
>>63477789
Whiter than England in two generations.
>>63479184
lmao
thats why the official language is french? and thats why france, italy and germany have dominated the sport since the XIXth century?
>spain olympic medal : 1 bronze (kek)
>france : 115
>Italy : 121
>>63479177
Forumla one isn't about running, it's driving. And we make the cars
>>63479258
He's right you fucking retard
>>63479258
I'm not saying Spain is good at it.
>>63479314
Nan il a tort putain de fils de pute
>>63479306
> And we make the cars
> Muh Motorsport Valley
> Muh gearboxes
>>63477964
and we're hands down GOAT at it. Afterall, we owned like half the world until we got bored.
>>63477661
also golf
