Tonight is the last night of group stage action at the Grand Slam, with knockout stage qualifications from groups A - D to be settled by the end of today’s play. Dave Chisnall is the only player in this half of the draw already assured of a place in round two, although MVG missing out would require a sequence of results that are about as likely as Snackpot skipping Domino’s Two-for-Tuesday & having a carrot smoothie instead. The BDO should earn their first representative in this year’s knockout stages, a win for Wolfie over Steve Beaton will guarantee qualification as the group winner, and his 2 previous wins means the BDO no.2 can still make round two should he lose tonight and the outcome of Jelle Klaasen v Ian White goes his way. The Viking’s qualification hopes also lie in his own oversize hands, a victory of 5 - 2 or better over Michael Smith would ensure that Fordham’s unlikely comeback continues into the knockout stage. Peter Wright & Mervyn King face each other in a straight shootout for the second qualification spot in group D, so we’re guaranteed either a bollock-head or a complete bellend in round two. Coverage from Wolverhampton Civic Hall begins at 19:00GMT on Sky Sports 1.
>Tonight’s matches (best of 9 legs)
Dave Chisnall v Scott Mitchell (D)
Ian White v Jelle Klaasen (B)
Kim Huybrechts v Mark Oosterhuis (A)
Adrian Lewis v Wayne Jones (C)
Michael van Gerwen v Steve West (A)
Peter Wright v Mervyn King (D)
Steve Beaton v Martin Adams (B)
Michael Smith v Andy Fordham (C)
>Day three roundup
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/18jdrlnblkr671968oltlrf8ae/title/singha-beer-grand-slam---monday
>Bristow in charge of understanding how a qualifying tournament works
>>63475698
In Bristow's defence, it makes no sense why the winner of the 2015 Masters (Duzza) wasn't invited but the winner of the 2014 Masters (Bin Man) was, even though the fact it was held a month before the GSoD field was completed.
A lot of the big BDO names jobbed out in that qualifying tournament as well.
From today's Daily Mirror and from the pen of Mike Walters:
>Now that Andy 'The Viking' Fordham and Martin 'Wolfie' Adams have won group matches at the Grand Slam of Darts, the hour is upon us to crack an old chestnut.
>If the best players from the British Darts Organisation can prosper in the only tournament where they cross the great tungsten divide to compete with rivals from the Professional Darts Corporation, maybe it is time for the two clans to amalgamate.
>Merger on the darts floor - wasn't that a hit for Sophie Ellis-Bextor?
>trying to push a BDO-PDC merger based on group games at the GSoD
"no"
>>63475932
>Daily Mirror
>>63476224
It's as if he doesn't remember what happened in 2009: http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2009/oct/21/barry-hearn-pdc-olly-croft-bdo
>>63476249
Praise Olly
...and we're on.
Damn, Keegan Brown got fat over the last year.
>>63476531
Nothing wrong with enjoying your food
>yfw Adams loses 5-0 and Klaasen wins 5-0
lads
>>63476562
>tfw carb cutting
sucks tbqh senpai
Not even fat, just concerned that I might be heading there
>>63476588
Fuck it m8. Eat what you want and have a comfy life throwing metal at a wall. Ez mode.
>>63476575
How likely is it the Adonis will progress?
I'd be heartbroken if he didn't.
THE MENACE!
HOLY FUCK
>>63476628
>justin credible
>Chizzy's poppy
Fucking hell
Is Preistley on comms?
>>63476594
Hi Aidy, shouldn't you be having your pre-pre-match meal?
![DARTS1-UK-OPEN-2008-PRIESTLEY5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hdaGyza.jpg "DARTS1-UK-OPEN-2008-PRIESTLEY5[1].jpg")
>>63476651
It is indeed.
>>63476674
Are you on Holiday?
>>63476680
...yes.
>posting on 4chan while on holiday
I know, I know.
>PDC """"finishing""""
>Jizzy
>>63476692
I've done it once or twice too lad.
Just got back from a wee break in Spain myself on Saturday.
>aiming for Mensur's double
Just stop, Dave
>throw 9 darter
>have a memory in your brain
>shit the bed in the next match
>jizzy
I'm sure Priestley will be invited back to commentate on future matches!
On a scale of 1 to sides in andromeda how funny kekworthy is Clownman vs King going to be now.
>that godawful Bristow/Worlds promo
>you will never see Manley and Hankey on the same stage in Wolverhampton
>>63476799
I expect a Mervyn breakdown.
TIME TO GET FUNKY
>Priestley/Part commentary
MUH
DICK
>>63476882
>Priestley
>commentary
MUH
SLEEPING
PATTERN
A White win is better for Beaton right?
>>63476927
White winning puts Wolfie through automatically for starters.
Beaton would have to lose 5-1 to not go through if White won something like 5-4.
DAT 121
>calling Hammer Mason a cheat
A braver man than me...
stream where?
>>63476975
cricfree
DAT 103
White's ruthless
>>63476975
stream2watch or cricfree
>>63476975
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/gb/sky-sports-1-uk-live-stream
>>63476975
http://www.stream2watch.co/sports/darts/pdc-grand-slam-of-darts-2015-live-stream-november-10
Come on Jelle, focus
>Paedo Suarez
>being thrashed by an out-of-form ian white
>jobber klaasen
>White shaking on his doubles
Needs a drink
![mark_oosterhuis[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gngRDZJ.png "mark_oosterhuis[1].png")
If Beaton loses 5-0, White goes through. 5-1 and there's a nine dart shootout.
Now it's time for this guy.
>yfw easterhouse wins a leg
>>63477117
Might have a cheeky punt on White getting through
Will Easterhouse have a shot at a double in this match? He's gone ten legs without one so far...
>57 on the floor
top kek here we go
>set up a chance at double
>kimmy 160
Holy fuck, this guy is cursed.
Savage
DAT 160
Poor Easterhouse
>leaves 87
>Huybrecht finishes 160
my sides
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY FUCKING SIDES
I'm not seeing any resemblance to Harry Potter, but Easterhouse definitely reminds me of someone
>>63476993
>>63476994
>>63476997
>>63476999
thanks lads
>>63477267
>CONCEDING A LEG TO MARK OOSTERHUIS
KIM HUYBRECHTS CONFIRMED FOR COMPLETE SHIT
IT'S A GODDAMN MIRACLE
HE FUCKING DID IT
>Oosterhuis performing 2 matches too late
This is the sad thing about it.
>2 legs
TWO LEGS FOR OOSTERHUIS
CONFIRMED FOR 2016 LAKESIDE CHAMPION
And there goes Mark Oosterhuis, averaging over 10 points better than he did on Sunday: http://live.dartsdata.com/MatchView.aspx?MatchId=130832
One of the most hilarious tournament performances for a long time.
>tfw no more rotations left on your dart board
Whats a good board to get family? Currently running a blade 4
>getting broken by a sex pest
>poois
>nearly being broken twice by wayne "whaddya mean I have to work" jones
>snackpot
CONCENTRATE, YOU FAT SHIT
Vital 106 from the World Number 43.
MVG is in charge of Huybrechts fate. Will he lose on purpose to knock Huybrechts out?
>>63477790
>autism
>losing on purpose
>>63477790
We can only hope.
Wayne Jones, what a fucking schlub
>>63477790
That would be funny as fuck. Huybrechts would be raging so hard.
HAHA TIME FOR AUTISM
>T19-T19-D1
WHAT IN THE FUCK
DAT FUCKING 116
It's happening
WHAT THE FUCK
>>63478031
GET ON HIS LEVEL M8
>HE MISSED THE D12 AGAIN
EVERY SINGLE TIME
HE WILL NEVER HIT A 9 DARTER IN 2015
>Letting the less famous West brother break you
>van Autism
>VAN GHERKIN
>D12 missed again
love 2 miss D12 for the 400th time this year
Top kek
Every fucking time
MvGstats @MvGstats 48s48 seconds ago
9 - We keep on going, as @MvG180 misses his NINTH attempt at hitting D12 for a nine-darter this year. #GSOD #SinghaGSOD
![tony-west-steve-west[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1T4M8Fe.jpg "tony-west-steve-west[1].jpg")
>>63478057
The seediest brothers in darts.
>>63478104
Idontevenwantdoubles.jpg
>>63478104
>9 missed darts at D12 for a 9er
Now that's autism!
>Letting the less famous West brother break you twice
>van Autism
>>63478183
>tying a match with the less famous West brother
>van Gherkin
Looking forward to the Adonis v Wolfie
>pulling it that far into the 11 bed
>steve "sex pest" west
>Wost
Good game
>Wright v King
WHY CAN'T THEY BOTH LOSE
>It's a "King under pressure" game
get the popcorn
>>63478288
[shit doubles in key legs intensify]
>its a clown man walk on
>>63478427
>it's a wolfie walk on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-oXMeFNDis
>>63478439
lol
>15 darts
>still not on a finish
cue bending over and faking back spasms
>King
>20
Tonight's excuse confirmed for "muh new darts"
>>63478439
peak lel
>this utter shitshow of a match
Wake me up when it's Beaton/Wolfie
Whats the bdo v pdc score so far
>>63478547
16-6
Here it comes
>50
>Peter Wright's dropped six grams of weight this year
Sounds like my gym routine
King of the earplugs choking the match away
>clown
>that peter wright look in 1995
Looks like he should be on something like Storage Hunters.
>>63478649
Kek, so true
>>63478669
Bizarre trophy, even if it is for a pairing
>>63478669
>>63478669
Why is peter wright hanging out with rocco?
Match of the year coming up now
post your rare Beatons
>Betfred
>Boosting a price on something thats just ended
>>63478713
No that will be the final where adams whitewashes taylor and brings the trophy home to the one true official darts organisation
![foto%20scott[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hUySZUg.jpg "foto%20scott[1].jpg")
>beat chizzy 5-1
>still finish bottom due to wright and king being utter shit against each other and gifting each other legs
>scotty dog
>>63478725
![waites_2677028[1].jpg_20111111115541.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e6QBYTA.jpg "waites_2677028[1].jpg_20111111115541.jpg")
>>63478729
>betfred
>justin pipe image
prepare for twitter abuse
>>63478731
>forgetting the trophy already went back to the B D O
You now remember Scott Waites.
![luz-2013-013-for-websire[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b4XLvbg.jpg "luz-2013-013-for-websire[1].jpg")
>>63478725
>>63478787
Nice to see him in his natural habitat, bronzing out in the med somewhere
>>63478776
Holy shit
>>63478787
hnng
>>63478776
Based
>>63478787
Lads on tour
>tfw missing Beaton
>>63478826
>right justin, is 30mph too much for you
>>63478725
>>63478826
this game is too sexy
![NicholsonPaulGSOD105TH[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WgqD1EW.jpg "NicholsonPaulGSOD105TH[1].jpg")
>yfw Beaton gets beat
Ooh, royal blue tonight.
>Wolfie
>Beaton
I can't handle this GOATness
>>63478725
>tfw Steve follows you on Twitter
>>63478861
A Hyundai Accent is the only acceptable mode of transport for a true World Champ
>>63478856
Careful mate this board is sfw
>>63478889
Hyundais used to be shit
Until Steve made them sexy
>>63478872
Are you a bored housewife by any chance?
>mentioning Richie Burnett
I thought he'd been Benoited?
Can't watch Beaton games anymore in case the gf walks in and leaves me afterwards.
>>63478911
uncle barry is on the way to garotte wayne
![hawaiin[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bZEWKPQ.jpg "hawaiin[1].jpg")
RARE HAWAIIAN STEVE
THAT SMOOTH 117
SEXY 117
Sexy 117
Vintage darts
dem checkouts
the smooth action of Steve's throw is definately that of a man who is a great lover
DAT 118
>Steve gets 117
>Wolfie gets 118
I wonder what comes next
Awesome match
>Wolfie actually enjoying himself and putting in performances to match
>meanwhile none of the other BDO lads have done it when it mattered (Fordham excluded)
The majority of BDO lads confirmed for total shitters.
pray for Beaton
>>63478946
N O
R E M O R S E
>IAN WHITE IS GOING TO ADVANCE DESPITE GETTING TOWELLED IN HIS FIRST TWO GAMES
W H Y
H
Y
S E X Y
T
E
V
E
>couple of extra shekels
Mardle browses /pol/ now?
>>63478970
>Wolfie misses 117
>Beaton misses 118
hooray
WE ADDITIONAL BEATO NOW
>>63479061
lel
2sexy4me
COMEBACK
>>63479084
Vore porn is getting more and more niche
>Adams fluffing his lines at the end of a vital match
IT WAS ALWAYS GOING TO CATCH UP WITH HIM
>>63479035
wait what, why?
what a match
>>63479123
At that point in time, Beaton only had one leg. He needed two to secure a Last 16 place and the score was 4-1.
>>63479139
ah
>Wolf Man and PHWOAR both through
based
>>63479148
Suhweet
![article-0-07D0D2B3000005DC-442_468x326[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T6aTLFR.jpg "article-0-07D0D2B3000005DC-442_468x326[1].jpg")
W O L F I E
Viking magic pls happen
QF MvG - Wolfie confirmed
Interview making me sad
If Smith gets a win here he'll be in the PL next season. That will be shite.
>>63479178
>MvG beating Beaton
never
![4240798411[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xKfBrIR.png "4240798411[1].png")
With that win, Martin Adams is 88th on the PDC Order of Merit.
For reference, Mark Oosterhuis is joint 138th, alongside ex-BDO World Number 1 James Wilson.
>giving up the glamour of losing three straight sets in round 1 at Lakeside to a Swedish nobody to earn the exact same amount in leisure centres as a Dutch jobber got for winning two legs at the Grand Slam with a tournament average of 70-something
>Jammy Todger
>>63479199
I wouldn't put money on beaton tbqh
>wolfie up in the studio area
Just like Lakeside!
Based Wolfie laffing
MVG GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Wolfie and the Adonis. Fordham next up. I can't handle this basedness
wolfie advocating world cups with equal amounts of teams from each confederation
Based Wolfie
>>63479269
what did he say
>this promo
GET HYPE
>showing Taylel last
Of course...
>>63479302
Honestly one of the best interviews there's been for a very long time.
>>63479323
Just said he's another darts player and there's nothing special about him.
![2768366[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TlGzhCU.jpg "2768366[1].jpg")
>yfw Fordham wins 5-0
>3 leg handicap
oh boy here we go
>not thinking Snackpot Jr will win 5-0
Fordham will be near-death by the second leg.
>this gay ass walkon
Smith can fuck off
>>63479354
>>63479335
kek, wolfie obviously still mad cause he got rekt by a 16yo kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gS2Oi7BXd0
>>63479393
>MvG with hair
>45
ogre
>dead uncle
Given what Wee Rabbie did after he buried his mother, we should be expecting a 9er.
Michael Smith is just a neck with eyes, a nose and a mouth
mirin forearms desu
>Tubby
>Baby face
Is there a more punchable combo?
>that look
...and there goes the dream!
Fucking Blubber Boy.
>>63479427
his face is revoltingly fat
>>63479434
It's two of the four traits that make an uber punchable face. Tubby, babyface, beard and receding hairline.
https://twitter.com/bsd987/status/664204771088183296
>BDO/PDC prize money discrepancy: This is the 16th time Martin Adams has won £10,000+ in a tournament. MvG has done it 20 times... in 2015.
kek
>you will never have Fordham's hair
>>63479483
that actually looks like that hand is shopped in from the outside
F
>>63479483
>>63479491
the arm I mean
>>63479503
DYEL faggot?
>that look of defeat
MUH HEART ;_;
These two really are, to put it as bluntly as possible, a pair of fat, fat cunts.
>>63479479
It's beautiful
>you now remember THAT raping of Blubber by Taylel last year
Thirteen straight legs.
Thirteen!
>>63479483
>Elmhurst Caravan Park
it's over, Taylor got him already
>trying to look fierce with a fat babyface
This enrages me like nothing else.
>>63479520
kek
>>63479528
lel, I wondered what the fuck he was doing there
>>63479382
Fuck me, should have gone to Oddschecker with this one
I'd like to quit my job and play darts every day just for the chance of one day turning pro and beating the Belly Bully on the stage at the Ally Pally and milking it as much as possible.
>>63479535
or should you
>>63479535
Good thing you didn't.
C O M E B A C K
GET IN
ANDY
Honestly can't believe I'm crying because of that
>>63479542
>muh Bully Boy
>literally the only guy he bullies is himself
What do people like Andy Fordham actually do for a living?
Is he a pub landlord like most of the old BDO lot?
>>63479542
I would love to see some jobber getting rekt by Snackpot, snap and then start abusing the fat cunt so much he melts down like he did against Manley.
>>63479573
underwear model
>MISCOUNT ON 193
>FUCK UP THE OUT
>BLUBBER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
COMEBACK ON
Thoughts of that legendary Lakeside semi vs Barney pulsing through his mind...
ITS HABBENING
>SMOTH
>>63479590
>Butler last night hits 180 to leave 21
Commentators are all "HURR WHAT A MORON, WHY IS HE DOING THAT!"
>Fat cunt hits 180 to leave 13
"Well the lie was good so it was a smart move to stay there"
What the fuck is that all about?
>>63479573
Contract actor for Triga Films iirc
>>63479612
Especially coming from Part.
Being infected by the PDC commentator bullshitathon.
>ywn see fordham on tv again
Ah shieet
>>63479615
I assume this is gay pornography
Well, that's that. Not a very exciting night of darts, but tomorrow should be better
>>63479633
"Peggin' the White Whale"
>>63479633
It's a very specialised genre of gay porn.
Fatpot Jr doing the pocketing routines Phil taught him.
