Why did he take the job?
He thought he wouldn't walk alone.
he wants to become bigger than the beatles
It's a stepping stone so he can sucseed Ranieri at Leicester next season.
>>63473678
he was drunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfNYpzCd-7E
He is a romantic faggot and still believe in fairytales. He's starting to wake up after seeing the "fans" walking off the stadium before the game was over.
>I've made a huge mistake
He's a gimmick coach and Tuchel is 1000 times better
He was just misinformed or naive, thinking Liverpool was some kind of English Dortmund instead of just another multinational EPL brand.
>>63473890
kinda this
>>63473890
who is the english dortmund?
Mid table experience in the premier league is a good idea before moving to one of the big clubs
>>63473900
it doesn't exist anymore sadly
your clubs prostitute themselves for arab and russian sugar daddys these days
>>63473678
He thought Suarez and Mascherano were still playing there
Man United: Basically Bayern England
Arsenal: they play such great football and shit with youth players, winning isn't everything
Liverpool: muh passion, history, great stadium and dedicated working class fans
Chelsea + Man City: money money money
Everyone else: literally who presents "Kick and Rush like it's 1880"
That's how these clubs are seen in Germany by the uninformed, average German, that should explain why when German players or in this case a manager chose them
Klopp was a teenager was Liverpool was the best team in Europe and played beautiful football. It's natural that he has some kind of emotional attachement to them. He also believes to be a coach that can make any team great so he took the challenge.
In hindsight he should have waited for the Chelsea job
>>63473678
Liverpool are still kind of a "sleeping giant" type of club. Financially, they're just behind Arsenal (looking at the wage bill and at annual revenue), and unlike Arsenal they can splash ridiculous amounts of cash every summer because they don't have to pay for a 400 million pound stadium out of their own pockets. They also still have a massive global fanbase, thanks to decades of success, which means that they can make tons of money through merchandise sales and tours of Australia, the US, and Thailand. A competent manager with a decent transfer policy should be able to get Liverpool back into the Champions League, and maybe make a one-off title challenge with a lot of luck a few years down the line.
Also, he's making more money than any other manager in the Premier League except for Mourinho and Van Gaal.
>>63473986
Dunno why people think kick and rush is what football started off like, in 1880 it would have been never pass and just try to dibble up to the goal until you lose the ball.
>>63473986
>they play such great football and shit with youth players
The youth players aren't the ones winning them games, though.
>Liverpool: muh passion, history, great stadium and dedicated working class fans
Literally the quietest stadium in the league.
>>63474005
>That's how these clubs are seen in Germany by the uninformed, average German
>jurgenkloppsacidadventure.jpg
>>63473956
>your clubs prostitute themselves for arab and russian sugar daddys these days
It's either that or ManUnitedwinslol
>he turned down the chance to take over at Man Utd a couple of years ago
>>63474005
I started following Liverpool in 2013 and dare I say it the fans have become shit. During that year Liverpool fans looked to me like the best in the world. I wanted so badly to root for that club. But know I realize that scousers are shit. To be honest the club would be doing better if they had better fans. It feels like the entire club has taken on the scouser mentality of feeling sorry for yourself and being a literal kekold. Tbh I'd rather watch LFC play in Manchester or London than go to Livershit.
Klopp is a meme coach
>>63473678
He believed the Anfield myth.
>>63473678
I think he has genuinely been misinformed about what kind of club Liverpool is. They are not everyone's favourite team, they are not any more 'romantic' that other teams. With their form can no longer be justified as a sleeping giant. Their self-righteous fans are deluded, toxic, victim-complex cunts who are responsible for the worst stadium atmosphere in the league.
>>63473986
>Man United: Basically Bayern England
What did you mean by this?
>>63474068
As he should have considering how things were going with Dortmund
>>63474261
>implying any manager in the world could have prevented >muh chips
Moyes did nothing wrong, United were beyond saving in that season
>>63474261
>how things were going with Dortmund
They'd just come off of reaching the CL final when >moyes took over at United.
>>63473986
>Man United: Basically Bayern England
lolno. They had their dominant era under a dominant manager but it's over.
>>63474292
I mean he was right to stay at Dortmund as things were going well at that point
Chill out, Hans
>>63474313
That's the point.
>>63473986
>That's how these clubs are seen in Germany by the uninformed, average German
You should've put this in the beginning you mong.
>>63474332
Yeah, I misunderstood his post.
>>63474009
I went to public school in Miami, don't expect me to be able to properly read English.
>>63473986
>Everyone else: literally who presents "Kick and Rush like it's 1880"
but that's true
>>63473900
probably Arsenal
>>63474551
>a stadium that's legendary for being silent
>old, boring manager
>muh possession
>not even from the area they claim to represent
Arsenal is the anti-Dortmund. The only similarity between the two is that they're both sponsored by Puma.
>>63473900
leicester 2bh
>>63474640
this
>>63474617
>muh possession
Dortmund have the second highest possession in the league this season.
>>63474676
>>63474640
Can't wait to stuff those geordies after the int break lads.
>>63474773
>this man against patheticNewcastle
O I cannot wait
>>63474773
>>63474801
easy three points
>>63473678
Because based Pardew never got an offer.
>>63474852
>pardew
>Liverpool
Probably the only thing that could get the scousers making some noise. They would burn him alive.
>>63473900
swansea are the true dortmund
>>63474211
how's italian football going there for ya, chief?
>>63473900
Newcastle la
>>63473678
He thought Liverpool had passionate fans.
>>63477097
Newcastle are more >Schalke to be honest.
>>63477136
Why's that?
>>63477161
passionate following and have not won anything in ages. Dortmund have at least won a couple of titles here and there.
>>63473900
Villa
To get some EPLel experience before joining Manure.
>>63473678
Cuz he's a top c
>>63474861
Why do you have Pardiola?
>>63477302
Man, that guy looks like a complete fucking cunt.
>>63477369
I still don't understand why people hate him so much. He is a good manager - currently the best English manager - and if he was a foreigner he would have been leading a Top 4 club by now.
>>63474250
it's embarrassing reading this, how can someone be so obsessed
>>63474061
arsenal has unironically been more successful than united the past three season though, and they did it without a sugar daddy. if it weren't for chelsea and city they would have won the league
>>63477369
Perceptive post, he is.
>>63477460
I like him
There is literally nothing wrong with Alan Pardew
>>63477475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPinIahkxZc
Pardew thread!
>>63477536
Pardew me but he sucks la
>>63477562
Elaborate.
>>63477429
>past 3 seasons
United: 1 PL trophy
Arsenal: 0 PL trophies
getting 4th place doesn't mean shit
also
>if it weren't for two much better teams they would have won
EPL can now be won by just throwing money at it m8
>>63477536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp3fxyZFCoo
>>63473678
Okay, can somebody give an /uninformed about soccer/ Canadian a bullet point or greentext of just what the deal is with this Klopp guy and why there are so many threads about him? Danke.
>>63477612
This made me cringe.
>>63477648
>won 2 titles in Germany
>transformed Dortmund from meme club to a European meme club
>launched the careers of Goetze, Hummels, Reus and Lewandowski
>practices attractive pressing football
>is a likable guy
>ended up at Lelverpool
>>63477588
t-that was all the joke
>>63477682
Falcao pls
>>63477676
>launched the careers of Reus
He won German player of the year before joining Dortmund.
>>63477676
Thanks. You don't think he'll succeed at Liverpool? Isn't Liverpool one of the big name EPL clubs?
>>63477648
Likeable meme makes terrible mistake.
>>63477651
okay?!
he didnt know he would walk alone
I really hope he succeeds.
>>63477716
Klopp has long passed the line between likeable and obnoxious
I FELT VERY ALONE
>>63473900
best team to become that would have been newcastle
Isn't he on about £10mil a year or something ridiculously overpriced?
>>63477736
Not to us m8
>>63477709
I know but he was still a winger at Monghengladbach. The Reus in Lewandowski's last season was an absolute beast.
>>63477710
I don't know if he will succeed - with these players he can't do much and there is no guarantee he will be able to bring in the players he wants. Plus his transfers have always been either weird or just stupid - he sold Goetze for 40 million and in stead of using that money to replace with him with Ozil, he went for Mikhitaryan....
Liverpool are still a big name but are a mid-table club.
>>63477590
>Manchester United
>1-6
>>63477772
>he went for Mikhitaryan....
Who contributed to 23 goals in his first season, and has contributed to 27 in 20 games this season. He only really had a crummy second season, when the rest of the team were performing awfully too.
>>63477778
they've undeniably had more success in the last 3 years
>>63477864
That;s not the point. Without Goetze there was less threat in front of the goal as he could both score and create. He is a rare player but if you have the money and you have the ability, you always go for a player that does one of these things exceptionally well.
In 2013 he could have gone for Ozil, Herrera, Eriksen and Pastore - all of them are better playmakers and would fit his style of pressing and exploiting tight space than Miki.
>>63477536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJiehceTvRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckLWl-MxAU8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EhLp-cnvsA
>you will never, ever be this based
>>63473685
I love german humor, it's like asperger.
>>63477952
KDB was first choice to replace Götze though.
>>63477952
The point is his transfers mostly made an immediate impact, like Sokratis, took some timebto get used to the tactics, then became good players like Kagawa, and Lewandowski, or ultimately proved themselves to be good transfers after a positional or tactics change, like Ginter being moved to RB.
The only real big money flops he ever bought were Immobile and Ramos, assuming €8m is big money.
>>63477990
Never said shit to Nigel Pearson, roy Keane or allardyche.
>>63478124
Kampl as well.
>>63478120
I doubt he would have moved in 2013.
>>63478124
His new transfers changed the entire way the team played. Nobody from his new arrivals could receive the ball in tight spaces and very few of them were able to press effectively. This became painfully obvious last season.
>>63478200
KDB would've been a done deal, if it hadn't been for >mouyes.
>>63478140
Genuinely forgot about him. They made their money back on him though, so it's alright.
>>63478200
>His new transfers changed the entire way the team played.
Which would have ultimately been needed anyway. The bigger problem last season was everyone figuring out that Dortmund were extremely easy to harm by parking the bus, then hitting them on the counter.
you all seem to be forgetting he has to the fix the mess that rodgers left behind, that's gonna take more than a month
>>63478255
Yes it was needed to change the way they played by evolving the style and not sticking square pegs into round holes.
>parking the bus
The other Bundesliga teams finally learned how to counter-press and not leave pockets of space for Reus and Aubameyang to exploit.
>>63478266
Rodgers almost won the league with that squad + Suarez and Sterling
All Klopp would need is a world class striker and a good winger then
>>63478255
Nah, other teams parking the bus wasn't the problem. I think after Buyern they had the most chances created last season. What they lacked was finish and in the back they'd make some stupid individual mistakes that were pretty much always punished.
>>63478316
it's not as simple as 'oh well they only lost one striker' he's arguably the best no 9 in the world, and they lost their captain of over a decade, plus the players that were brought in were mostly garbage. they're in a bit of a state desu
is he going to be buying in January?
>>63478403
I doubt it.
>>63478403
>Reus is coming la
>Hummels as well la, best CB in the world aside from Sakho la
>Don't need more midfielders, Can is going to be world class la
>>63478383
Well I did say 'world class'
>>63478403
It's the MLS off season
Stevies coming back la
