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First for C/a/ptain.
Del Rio
USO CRAZY
>>63468172
I hate this Arby's ad campaign. Whose idea was it to have a nigger yell at you about roast beef sandwiches?
Cesaro should win the tourney. Gets to win the title without having to cut any promos or feud with anyone. Please vince
In for based Seth.
Raise those horns up /wwe/.
^:)
First for Sheamus and Cesaro are what wrestlers should look like and that they had a great match with good power moves being performed.
Why are the Usos wearing camo???
>>63468242
^:)
>>63468222
Fuck Cesaro and Zigglar would be horrible wwe champions of the world
NEW
DAY
ROCKS
*Gyrates hips like Big E*
>>63468222
back to wrestlingforum
>>63468203
>anigay
18 plus
>>63468242
I miss sef
Please tell me this isn't the Main Event.
Will New Day end up as a top 5 tag team?
>>63468288
Please have sex.
Reminder if you like New Day then you are a fucking moronic memer who is everything wrong with wrestling fans and should go back to reddit and then have sex
>>63468267
Those are tattoos family
>tfw Cesaro gets so over with the fans that he ends up being Dbry v.2 and Vince has to give him the strap.
What is xaviers finisher?
>>63468297
Stop fucking asking or I'll spoil it for you fags
Tell me, /woo/, how was the New Day able to turn one of THE MOST hated gimmicks into something getting cheered?
It's fucking phenomenon.
>>63468299
They already are.
>>63468297
It's the main event.
>>63468222
Please have sex
>>63468211
finest export
WE GOT OURSELVES A FLYING USO MAGGLE XDDDDDDDDD
USO CRAZZYYYXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>Usos teaming up with someone who isn't them
Gee I wonder who wins.
>>63468311
except unlike D-Bry he isn't a vanilla midget, cripple, or vegan hippie
>>63468311
He will never be that popular mr wootist
You would think 5 200+ wrestlers would be able to catch a 150 pound manlet...
I hate the Usos, but at least when they jump out of the ring at people, they actually leap over the top rope and commit to the suicide dive.
>Taking out your teammates.
>>63468297
no. tonight's main event is brey wyatt's monologue Vs, the audience's attention span.
Why do they keep having Neville take out his team mates?
what a shitty match
>>63468332
>fake Twitter accounts
aayyy
>>63468361
>I hate the Usos
Have sex
>>63468322
The tag title scene is just that shit.
>>63468332
Trump will make anime real
this is fucking retarded
>>63468368
Bruh
BOD coming back tonight
let him win, dammit
WWE is cuking britbongs so hard tonight...
>not letting the red arrow hit
>Neville eats pin
Anyone else closing their stream after this match?
After that godawful Bray segment last week, I can't imagine how they'll even make it watchable.
>>63468306
Kill yourself
I want to like Neville but he looks so stupid
Just got in. Has the crowd been this fucking silent all night?
Wwe is literally the worst
New Day BLACKED on Renee WHEN?!?!?
>>63468425
The crowd is edited
>>63468425
Silent? They've been hot all night, bro.
Why do a soman drop if you can't lift them and need the other person to jump into it >:^(
Who will team up with the brothers of destruction??? I love mystery partners
>>63468425
The Big Show Reigns match was insanely quiet.
>>63468432
EIGHTEEN PLUS GO BACK TO REDDIT AND PLEASE HAVE SEX
>>63468364
>Dana without the harlet makeup
She's got a pudgy face but she's sort of cute.
>inb4 lights go out after a 15 min speech and Taker and Kane show up
Dat botched finish
>>63468425
there has been some edited crowd noise added in some parts
>>63468242
^=)
>the main event is a promo
>>63468442
Please have 18 plus
>Brayyyy lamo segment about le spooky old guys
Why the fuck do we still watch this?
Fat Owens Fat is pandering to smarks on twitter again.
Why do they always make neville look like shit? He always takes out his own team mates and eats the pin. Seriously? Losing in a roll up to xavier?
>>63468463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=834yPMhVEc8
>tfw you already miss Cena
>>63468463
Daniel Bryan.
>Mfw didn't even realize it's main event time
This RAW has been alright.
>>63468460
Remember how Tatanka's original finisher was just a samoan drop?
>Not watching Raw on Hulu
Ya'll niggas must like selfharm.
>>63468421
I would give him a Gollum gimmick. He could find the Cruiserweight championship of the world in the trash and it could become his precious and then he goes crazy and then Star Dust wins it off of him and then he goes crazier and then they have Star Dust vs Nevile with Elijah Wood as special guest referee and Andy Serkis as outside enforcer at Wrestlemania
Do you miss him yet?
>brayy lmao promo when all the kiddies are asleep already.
Don't make sense senpai
Dumb nigger and his menthols.
>>63468509
for what purpose
>>63468506
>Why do they always make neville look like shit?
because he's not very good. sorry fag.
>mfw Finn balor comes out to help Kane and taker
>>63468525
do you watch it the next day?
>>63468508
I clicked on the video and looked away so I could be surprised. Thanks senpai
Don't smoke kids
>>63468442
Already happened bro. In Curt Hawkins new book he said one night when WWE was touring in France, some wrestlers & divas went to club after the show. Everyone got drunk af and he said a female who was not a wrestler but part of show was getting gangbanged. He didnt say any names but he made a BBC joke, so you know Renee or Lillian got BLACKED.
>>63468463
Hulk Hogan
>>63468539
Why would I ever miss him?
>>63468463
big cass and corbin.
>>63468485
>cole prattling on about Bray claiming to have taken Kane's soul
>showed a photo of Rollins when he injured his knee against Kane at the beginning of Raw
It's like they given up on making us believe that this isn't fake.
>>63468539
Everyday senpai
>they even took lights to the UK to hand out
top kek
>>63468242
Based Seth ^:)
>>63468539
yes
Miss me yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKTrQWRSqL8
>>63468587
Not even for a second.
>>63468568
18+
>>63468560
I usually watch it a few days later if I hear it's a good show.
Cringe incoming
>>63468587
Who?
Senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai Senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai
>>63468587
yes tbqh
>>63468558
girls put pics like this on tinder because they (rightfully) believe they will be rejected if they were to be sincere. So they act silly and put a dumb pic like this up so they have a built in excuse for rejection
Wait, do WWE seriously spend money to get people those lights to make Bray seem over?
>>63468587
>missing brandy bore-ton
To answer your question, no.
Go away never come back
>>63468587
I miss Legend Killer Orton desu.
>Replying the shitty aftereffects lighting footage again
What the fuck, that looks so awful.
Also, this is literally happening in 2015.
Why did the bring back undertaker vs fat redneck? Don't they remember how shit that was at the last Wrestlemania?
Why are brits always so late with wwmemes?
>singing this stupid song
i hate my country
>encouraging that song
>good fans
pick one
How is this fat, talentless slob a "superstar"?
Same for Kevin Owens.
>Brits bringing back this from over a year ago
Man, this country sure has a low wrestling IQ.
>>63468617
I'd honestly still fuck her though.
>>63468620
>brandy
I didn't know he was an alcoholic. Surprising, desu.
>I don't like Bray Wyatt
Bray is pretty over here.
Are they trying to rebuild the Brood with these guys?
>>63468587
This nigga broke his shoulder taking out the fucking trash.
i mean really. Who da fuck does that?
And if i ever broke my shoulder taking out garbage i wouldnt tell anyone.
Id make up a story like i fought off a burgerler or sum shite tbqh f a m.
>>63468655
They're obviously desperate for wrestlers
Try out, you can probably be a wwe wrestler too
They'll put any jackass up on the ring nowadays, it seems
What's up with all those lights in the crowd? Do WWE hand those out?
FOOLZ
I wonder if all these clips of the Undertaker and Kane throughout the years makes Kane feel like shit about his career.
>show taker/edge SS 08 HIAC
>show Kane interrupting Edge and Lita's wedding
>>63468678
We tayposting now?
>no angle about bray possessing Kane to injur Seth and using takers power to win the whc setting up a bray roman wm main event with Roman going over in epic underdog story.
When will Vince right that their next prime monster will be somome of Pakistani extraction?
THE SOUL TRANSFER ACTUALLY HAPPENED
>>63468655
He can cut a promo, which is the most important part of wrestling.
YER A FOOL JR
>>63468635
Ohhhhhhhh. This was GOAT Orton. Why did he stop being like this? And his theme was sooo fucking epic.
HEEY NOTHING U CAN SAYYYY
>>63468694
Tbh kanes segment was better senpai
>Kane
>An icon
>Has literally lost to everyone on the roster.
>>63468696
Midriff pls
So who are confirmed in the tournament as of now?
Who /waitingforBreakingGround/ here?
This shit is so boring and it's no wonder why no one watches wrestling anymore.
>>63468655
He is the son of IRS. Owens is the son of that pirate guy that stole Bret Harts jacket once
>yfw this hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY00aT7MNlk
Bray wyatt is so shit
Brothers of Destruction officially back
get hype
>trying to watch some good wrestling
>there's a fatty with a fedora stealing somebody's soul
MARKING OUT HOLY FUCKKK
HAHAHA I WAITED TILL IT WAS 11 O'CLOCK SO THAT MY DAD AND BROTHER DIDNT MAKE FUN OF ME FOR WATCHING WRESTLING SO I COULD AT LEAST CATCH THE LAST SEGMENT AND THEN THEY WALK IN JUST AS THIS NECKBEARD TALKS ABOUT HAVING MYTHICAL POWERS
HAHAHAHA JUST
>>63468745
OK Kevin Vampire Dude.
>>63468735
Right here senpai.
Hoping to see some based Ceman blowing niggas the fuck out desu.
Bray summoning video feed lmao
DA UNDATAKAH
So how did Taker & Kane escape from being kidnapped?
Psych.
>tfw want Bray to be good
>they just keep ruining him
>England
>BONGS
of course
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
OMFG HES ACTUALLY HERE!!!!!1!!!!!
>>63468761
i love this.
>>63468745
lol no
>coming out to a shitload of hype
>weeks later jobbing to Rey Mysterio
kek
>Undertaker and Kane's powers now allow them to create video packages
Is that how Kane makes his corporate slideshows?
Everyone take cover
I like to think that Kane and Undertaker edited that video package themselves.
>>63468780
being real niggas and not fedora tipping fatboys like brayyy lmao
>This piped in crowd noise
I can't take it. It's so forced and fake.
Should have used "Ain't No Grave"
Combined age: 100 and something
>>63468780
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Where are the rest of Bray's senpai
I thought that nigga ate them.
>Kane is still wearing a wig
Bray Wyatt looks like Maisie Williams.
>that pop
>That pop
Wew
>BoD reunion #184
Oh cool
>>63468807
Me too senpai
I want Kane to become fake diesel again. He could be tyler breezes bodyguard
>>63468793
I'd fucking mark out so much harder for this.
>The deadman and his brother have risen
NIGGA THEY DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET KILLED.
WHAT THE FUUUUCK
Mil Muertes > Taker btw.
>>63468761
keep posting
>>63468812
GOAT theme desu.
KANE AND UNDERTAKER ARE ABOUT TO PLEDGE THEIR ALLEGIANCE TO BRAY RIGHT NOW
>Kane and Taker survived the soulectamy
>>63468789
>ruining a guy that cant make a swamp gimmick work and hasnt gotten noticeably better in the ring, he had his shot a good shot and has failed. ZZ's real life is going to make it better and he can take his time getting better in the ring being young too.
>no Paul bearer
Dropped
Paul Bearer hologram when?
>still using these outdated outfits
its like they enjoy looking old as shit
wouldn't it have been cool if the rest of the Wyatt family came out to the Undertaker's theme instead? And Taker/Kane are just straight-up dead, while the Wyatts have actually been built up as accomplishing something.
>>63468814
Bruh
If you honestly didn't see this coming (even without spoilers), you're fucking retarded. Kindly engage in sexual intercourse.
Why didn't he just shoot them with his lightning wizard powers?
Da fuq?!
>>63468767
>tfw it's just going to be Texas house show hijinks and no BASED CEMAN.
>FOK U BRAY WOYOTT DATS WOT YA FUCKN GIT M8
THIS IS WRESTLING *CLAP CLAP* *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>>63468839
La Parka>All
Where is saraya knight senpai?
They're really going to let Braune destroy them, aren't they?
Sigh.........Why is it so hard to keep the wyatts strong
>>63468172
>Luke Harper will never even reach Cesaro's spot
feelsbadman
>this is awesome
Am I watching NXMeme?
where is Super Cena to save the day?
>>63468860
this desu senpai
>Brits marking for fairytales
>No Balor
FUCK OFF
They're really putting over Brown Strongman.
Crowd sounds like a bunch of tna fans
Baron Corbin in 3..2..1..
BASED STROWMAN
>All these brits in the arena stayed up till 4 to watch live action fairytales
>holy shit chants for this segment
I fucking hate Brit crowds
>>63468910
well they still have queens and princesses and such so I'm not surprised those retards still do
man they slow af
>>63468869
DON'T QUESTION THE SCRIPT
does undertaker not realise he is balding?
Why has no one alerted him?
>>63468929
Would actually mark desu.
>That half-assed "holy shit" chant
What the fuck. That WAS shit.
Forget Survivor Series. BoD can take on 4 guys on their own.
How does Wyatt's sorcery compare to Papa Shango's?
WHERE IS BALOR
>>63468913
that'd be neat
>Bray gets buried again by old part timers
Building for the future!
>>63468930
Biscuits and gravy, dats wat made meeee....
>>63468934
there are only a few things they can chant, so they use whatever is closest to how they are feeling.
So what was the point of any of this?
>>63468934
Are you literally this autistic? This is the last time well see Kane and Taker together.
18 fucking + nigger
>>63468910
What do u expect. They still worship kings/queens/princessses like its fucking medievel times kekekeke
We're missing the Boogeyman for maximum spoopy
That was pretty awesome
I'm drunk though tbqh
>Bray's boys beats up an exhausted Undertaker
>then they jump Kane
>cut a few promos claiming he has unimaginable power
>immediately get rekt by the two guys who were supposedly soul-stolen
what the fuck was the point of this entire story
Brit crowds used to be better. What happen? Is it all the Muslims and pakis?
White power!
>>63468974
They realized Bray would have a decent story and decided to end it so they can have more time for Roman vs Dean at SS
Well, I guess that's the end of that rivalry I guess.
>>63468974
To promote Undertaker's 25th anniversary and potentially get ratings which won't happen because nobody gives a shit about these old fogies anymore.
>>63468974
Part of me thinks they're just wrapping this up way quicker because of Rollins and stories need to change...but then part of me thinks WWE just as sucks at writing and this weird three week soul absorption story was always part of the plan.
>>63468956
>>63468929
>>63468913
le trolled by wwe
>dat HD taker backhair
ruin ma day
Man I really hate wrestling but I'm addicted to shitposting in these threads.
Do you think taker and kane are good buds irl? Like bff's?
B U I L D I N G
N E W
S T A R S
Whatever
TIME FOR BASED SEMEN
>>63468913
>He actually thought the manlet was gonna debut the madman
>>63468994
You gave PG era creative credit.
>>63469035
same tbqhf
That was so fucking awful and awkward holy shit
Wwe is so fucking bad now
Did taker and Kane escape? What happened between these events what the fuck
>>63469035
that means you like rasslin bro
this kind of shit is half the fun
>>63469015
Could be. They need a new top heel with Rollins out.
>>63469040
they're brothers, of course they are.
>>63468998
shite product
>>63469040
Obviously, they're brothers dumbass.
>Wahhhh muh fedora neckbeard got laid out
Do you like Bray cause he's fat and neckbeardy like you?
Sarita is cute af, when did she start training students in the PC?
>>63469040
Taker hasn't been close to anyone ever since yokozunos died. His death broke his heart and now he doesn't let anyone become close to him
>>63468955
Would mark out hard for "Bray Wyatt goes to backwoods Louisiana swamp and consults Papa Shango for voodoo lessons" segment.
>tfw I'll never have sex
>>63469082
She looks old as shit now
I thought the wyatts broke up and one of them played rubs cubes?
I wonder how far ahead they plan this stuff.
>>63469086
I thought he was pretty cool with Brock. He even encouraged them to let Brock break the streak.
>>63469093
pretty sure papa shango is dead
but... that would just add some legitimacy i guess
>>63469095
You could always have gay sex, I guess.
So is team Taker vs team Wyatt going to be the Survivor Series match? Aren't those usually 5 on 5? Who would be the fifth guy for the Wyatts?
>>63469108
You're like 10 months behind.
>>63469125
>Gay guys
>Less picky than women
Lmao.
>we didn't get a match with superpowered Bray
Why is WWE so fucking shit?
>>63469095
Where you at senpai?
>>63469095
Yes you can, it's not that hard. Stop overthinking things. I doubt you have a legitimate reason as to why not.
>>63469136
dat experience talking
>>63469136
not gay gay guys
but those closet discreet craigslist posters arent
>>63469131
>Wyatts just got laid out 2v4
>Think SS is going to happen now
WWE Creative is going to actually suck Roman's dick so hard they're going to cancel SS tradition just so he can look strong and because they don't want to even amuse the notion of Bray getting a push as a legitimate heel.
So is Ciampa signed?
>Corbin still has to help set up the ring
Neat.
>>63469142
I have a micropenis
>>63469138
This storyline actually had potential and they shat the bed with it in record time.
>>63469142
I'm a fat ugly NEET
>>63469183
pics senpai
>>63469177
>WWE continues the notion that legacy stars are a VAST GULF of power level away from their current roster
>Still seems completely fucking clueless why no new stars can ever get over.
>>63469191
WWE has premature ejaculation problems and their fans are all children with ADD so they can't help but blow their load way too early and never bother to properly build a story
>The Dubstep cowboys are a Mike Dalton tribute act
>>63469276
The best way to put it is if Attitude Era Rock, Stone Cold and Shawn Michales was a Jobber and the people they jobbed to were Ric Flair, Dusty Rhodes and Sargent Slaughter
C E M A N
E
M
A
N
>this niggas name is the YETAYYY
>>63469286
Everything was fine until Taker and Kane beat down the whole Wyatt Family. They could have brought Taker and Kane back to push the storyline forward, but have them just have a stare down with Bray. Or beaten Bray two on one without the rest of the Wyatt Family to help. Or they could have unveiled a brainwashed Kane under Bray's control with Undertaker trying to reclaim his soul. They could have gone is so many directions and they went with this.
>That shit Jason Jordan banter
Canadians confirmed better.
>>63469471
Literally any of these would've been better.
I mean, the big confrontation was super hype as it was happening, but once you start pulling threads on it it falls apart super fast.
>>63469597
I kinda blame that shit on being in England. I'm sure they had to pull out something special for the live fans, but that was just too much. Put that shit as a dark match or something.
