No more religious shite editions edition
old >>63419240
>Helpful links
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http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf (embed)
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First for Bianca's daughter Whitney
>>63454242
mirin man jaw to be honest
So I decided to find out if I should devote more time to In-Play betting. For this I didn't plan to bet big as the sole purpose was to find out if I should bet big in the future. My football knowledge I would class as average I know the main leagues and the top teams in them.
Here is my history from the last 47 hours. I mainly did £2.50 bets as it tended to return around £5, as it was £2.50 I was also not bothered about betting on multiple games. http://imgur.com/nXRgWrd 20/25 Correct.
The method I've been using. Not at all complicated, I will be on Bet365 and have open "Multi View", all I will do is bet on the teams with more DA's (Dangerous Attacks) although you also have to keep an eye on how many shots the teams had. Tend to go for at least double the dangerous attacks than the other team. Then normally go for that team to score next, you will find that some times that team will not have the best of odds for next team to score so check some of the Asian handicaps or other logical bets.
This might have made no sense as I'm extremely tired right now.
I plan to slowly increase how much I bet and see how that goes!
>reddit discovers rball betting
It's like they're in the fucking Stone Age of betting and we are already on the moon.
>>63454252
Would balance my balls on it every time though Great Dane.
>>63454263
You're being very lewd there I feel. VERY lewd
ah, back to comfy weekday /bet/
Any lads got anything worth checking out?
>>63454257
The majority of people on here are hardly shrewd m8
Large staking Vejle Res +0.5 from 2-1 down
>>63454340
Concordia Chiajna
>>63454415
Rball is shit
>>63454242
Awful
>>63454571
>being a virgin
>>63454415
HUP
>>63454476
>rball babbies
>>63454686
How come you don't trip m8?
>>63454685
>liking below average looking caked up slags
>>63454714
Are you honestly telling me if she was hitting on you in a club you would tell her to fuck off? If so I love to see what you consider decent
>>63454729
Obviously I'd have a go on it but her facial aesthetics are not attractive.
>>63454729
>hitting on you
When did you realise you talk like a mong?
>>63454695
Not worth the hassle with SP still about
>Laos to win the first half
>1-0 up in 6 mins
Fantastic.
>>63454245
Top kek
>Recently I've been betting on games which have a solid favourite but are 0-0 at half time and then watching the first few minutes of the second half and if it looks good backing the favourite at better odds than they were pre game - did this with Sporting Lisbon last night and Independiente, both won with goals after the 95th minute haha
You will never be this shrewd.
>>63455039
Its all about fucking common sense desu. Imo dont need all the info and "edge" to profit long term.
>>63455039
Reddit's cracked it, sports betting is easy the favourite obviously wins more than loses so just use common sense and back the favourites that win. + handicaps are for mugs
>>63454991
holy shit hahaha even the muggiest babby here will learn about rball within a week or 2
>forgot my mastercard pin so now can't deposit on pinnacle
you win this time technology, but im coming for the bookies' benjamins whether you like it or not
Cheeky £5 on Laos HT @21
I can feel it.
>>63454433
why lad? looks like they're the weaker of the sides and playing on the road
>>63454729
>having sex with sluts
Anyone hoping for some live dota bets for this upcoming match? I guarantee bet365 won't offer odds!
>>63455538
Please have sex
>>63455622
I do, just not with sluts
Has mrfootytips packed it in?
>>63455822
no, technical difficulties with the site
also reminder that he's due a winning accy
>>63455822
Hopefully he went the same way as Brovada and free money
Not Flatanon but follow the horses, very rarely place bets - maybe 10 a year, Kempton 5.40 Colorada EW @7.5 on Betway, just a great price for this horse on this course.
>>63455912
on for addict reasons
>>63455912
Pretty widely tipped, would rather lay
>>63456014
Yeah have it around 5.5 myself but got on at 8, price still seemed too good so threw it in for you lot.
>>63455912
Stick to not placing bets m80
>>63455912
>exit Europe won
What's the deal with the Argentina game (temperley-argentinos). [email protected]?
>inb4 muh fix
anything safe for tonight?
>>63456947
Yesterday in an Argentine a game, a penalty was given in the 90+8' minute when the ball hit someone's face.
I'm not saying it's fixed but it's fixed.
>>63456833
It was a good bet.
>>63456947
also the Huracan-Belgrano game
Belgrano needs 1 point to go into some kind of playoffs and draw is @2.05
>>63457130
Today, i read there are two matches where each team needs one pt to qualify/avoid rrlegation/whatever. One is @2 and one @2.4. I reckon one will happen, probably both
>>63457207
put 5 on huracan desu
Are rball stats different from bet365 in game stats or pretty much the same?
Or is there something that I don't get about rball? Like, why do all of you use it?
Nick Goff @nickgoff79 · 7 hrs7 hours ago
If you have anything to do with football betting and aren't going on holiday this week you're doing it wrong. And I'm doing it so, so wrong.
>>63457305
He's right desu, international break is terrible for betting, rarely make money
>>63457305
>>63457354
Penny punting plebs begone, there's going to be some world value this week. Prices are up and bookies are truly clueless.
TIPPERLEAKS
Laying the draw in both the Argie games
anyone else having trouble logging in to a betway account?
>>63457647
nm, problem solved
keep an eye on belgian u21 games rball, lads
>tfw when the refund is in and you can get comfy for the rest of the match
Temperley vs Argentinos Juniors - Draw - In-play ALL SITES INCLUDING ASIA - Special @ 1.727
Both teams are rolling the ball around with no intention to score. I have been waiting for this game since last night thanks to a heads up from Matt Howard.
Both teams get what they want with a draw - Argentinos Juniors get in the Sudamericana playoff. Temperley don't get relegated.
The tables are wrong. Up to 20th gets Sudamericana playoffs and Temperley would get relegated if they lost and Nueva Chicago won. This is due to Argentina relegation decided on the performance over the last 4 seasons.
Due to the complicated system in Argentina. Foreign punters are unaware of the circumstance, all tables have the match as a nothing game, where as everything is on the line. Shrewd Argentinian punters have knocked the draw down but these incredible circumstances have left this the best bet of the year.
Monumental stakes. Personally I've gone monumental on 0-0 at a better price, watched 20mins, 0 shots, 0 dangerous attacks.
SPECIAL STEAK
>>63457829
On monumental
>>63457866
On earth shattering
OFF THE RICHTER SCALE
James Mckeown I'm on to win almost 100k, ran out of money
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>>63457829
>>63457866
>>63457880
samefag?
do i bet on this?
>>63457907
bullshit
>>63457909
Yeah if you can get 1.5 or above, it's a real special stake
>>63457920
>Temperley vs Argentinos Juniors
fuck it's already started
>>63457829
>best bet of the year
lol
SUPERLENNY HAVE THE DRAW @1.9 IM NOT FUCKING JOKING
who's got the fix?
>>63457934
King of hyperbole
>>63457829
I saw this on betfair sportbook just after it started but now its gone, fuck
>>63457954
On the exchange but try super lenny
>you will never get to bet on iceland and philliphines matches again
>>63457977
You will next year mate. I know these feels.
I want to hibernate until the Ice Value leagues come back (Iceland, Finland, Estonia).
>>63457942
don't see it
It probably ends 1-1 as to not make it too obvious.
Saint Gilloise ressies
>>63458071
line suddenly changed while suspended :(
Reporting these dirty bastards to Federbet
I know it's Argentina but wont they be punished at all for such blatant fixing?
You would think they would at least organise a score draw to make it seem more real.
>>63454257
so what are the flaws in this system, that the odds have already taken into account the DAs each way so you'll never actually have an edge on the bookie? apologies if this is very oobvious
>>63458139
The odds do not take DAs into account instantly.
The bookies dont change odds based on rball.
However people quickly will bet on a team if they are dominating DAs so the odds will change because of this.
It is an okay system but isnt really that reliable. See pic.
It depends how tight/loose you wanna be on your rball betting.
>>63458128
Worth a punt @19s on Betfair
>>63458169
well obviously it's football so anything can happen, we've all seen teams dominate and lose unexpectedly. the question is whether it wins more often than it loses. i'm assuming there must be a flaw in the system otherwise everyone would be using the provided statistics for guaranteed money
>>63458208
rball does work but it's one tool to get value.
>missed a mackers special
Ill
>>63458264
The very existence of PGA hinges on this bet
>>63458139
>>63458208
Rball is an extremely basic snapshot of how the game is going. 2 teams could have 5 shots each but one might have all theirs from inside the box, be great chances and the other team could have all theirs from 30/40 yards and never really threaten and you would think its an equal game. Its a great tool but not great to be solely relied on
>>63458290
Praying for something to go wrong and it ends 1-0.
>>63458328
Why eould you need a noose if you were gonna jump in the canal? Why do you need a canal if you're gonna hang yourself?
>>63458345
Make sure there's no chance of coming back if you just lost 120k like mackers will have
Alloa with 8 (EIGHT) first teamers starting
>>63458366
Source?
>>63457829
on o1.5 @ 18 then
FLOOD LIGHTS HAVE GONE OFF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugONx1UVasA
>>63458366
Can't see anything about it on their twitter or fb
James Mckeown 100% killing myself if this gets abandoned
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>>63458481
>tfw you try to press like
HAHAHAHAHA ARGENTINOS JUST SCORED
>>63458538
Do you think we're not following the game?
Lausanne pls ;_;
standard pls
>>63458636
thx bbz x
would die if there was a goal
>>63458602
Don't take tips in which its obvious that the tipper has spent literally 1 minute looking at the game on Soccerway, you're throwing money away lid
please score, be a goal, we would witness the ultimate mackoon meltdown
Even if the teams were trying to score I doubt they would be able to because that pitch looks almost unplayable with all the water
>>63458732
goal IMMINENT
>>63458698
Indeed
I bet 20 euros on the draw, but I would gladly give them up just to see Mackers losing 120k on a single bet
>>63458602
Nick Goff
@nickgoff79
If you're looking at that 1.34 Chesterfield and thinking 'yeah, that's the bet for me' I never want to meet you in real life.
>Goff
>>63458767
He's right even if they are winning.
>>63458767
Can't believe he's a grown man, talks like a teenager on ladbible
That Chesterfield striker is one fat lazy nigger.
>>63458767
Is this guy ironic?
>>63458801
>racism
ON MY KNEES PRAYING FOR A FUCKING GOAL
Will vocaroo the PGA rap for a goal.
standard what a fucking rollercoaster
BEGGING for the 365 goalhorn
0-0 FT
Mackers is up 110k
>6 minutes
Mackers loving this
James Mckeown COMMENTATOR SAID ARGENTINOS GETTING A POINT DOES NOTHING AS IT LEAVES THEM OUT OF THE TOP 18 HAHAHAHHAHAHA ABSOLUTELY CLUELESS
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MACKERS SURREAL. FINNIE GETTING DESTROYED TONIGHT.
If you weren't maxing out credit cards to get on this then this gambling lark isn't for you. A real special stake in asia is beyond rare.
>>63458969
Post slip then.
UAC
A
C
>>63458969
>boasting about being spoonfed by mackers
Thats Christmas this year and next year paid for.
>>63458969
I bet you only put a tenner on you penny punting slug
Up 10k. Cheers Mackers!
Reminder the bet was posted here >>63456947 before Mackers posted it.
What does Finnie look like
up almost 2k, Cheers @Tippeleaks
AND STILL, YOUR REIGNING DEFENDING UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE GAMBLING WORLD, JAMES "MACKERS" McKEOWN
Only a 4 figure day. Annoyed its not 5 tbqh.
>>63459006
Shite
what kind of bookies allows you to put 120k on a bet like that
Only up 3k today zzz
>>63459006
Google image search 'reasonably attractive asian woman' and you'll have your answer
>>63459027
Spread out on asian sites through a broker
>>63459027
Betfair
>>63459027
betfred
MACKERS IS BACK
>>63459048
she looks better in the preview
This was the best bet of all time. In terms of odds, sites trading, lays, totally unparalleled. Mackers is a gif amongst men, a true betting enigma. Bets like this show what a shrewd individual he is and why PGA is my home. Brother.
not really /bet/, but is there any software that would give you an edge in online poker? As in odds calculators etc. Or are the hands in online poker not randomised, so that such calculations would be useless?
*laughs*
PGA?
PGA IS MY HOME BROTHER!
PGAAAAAAAAAAA!
PGA, WHERE I FIRST LEARNED HOW TO BET,
MACKERS DROPPING TIPS LIKE HE MAKES THEM GIRLS WET,
LOSES SOME BETS, GOES DOWN A CUNT,
BUT YOU KNOW A MACKERS TIP IS ALWAYS WORHT A PUNT,
TALKING ABOUT MY HOME PGA BROTHER!
THESE OTHER TIPPING GROUPS ARE JUST FAKE,
MACKERS DROP YOU AND MAKE YOU SHAKE,
FUCK ALL YOU HOES TRYING TO EAT MY BANKROLL,
DONT MAKE ME MAD OR ILL PUT YOU IN THE HOLE,
SO SO SHREWD, HE IS SO SO SHREWD
HIS NAME IS MACKERS, HE WILL LEAD US TO RICHES
ALL OF HIS FUCKING HATERS, ARE SCARED LITTLE BITCHES!
>>63459113
>a gif amongst men
Hmmmmmm
>>63459141
Meant God of course, shaking so much can barely type on my phone.
Mackers only down 900k in the last 5 months now.
ANGLES FC 2-1 UP, STILL @7.00
BOOKIES LITERALLY CLUELESS
Need another goal in Belenenses v Tondela like A I R
>>63459134
uhh yes, of course, but obviously it only helps with likelihood to make a hand like a straight etc. it's an aid, you shouldn't use it solely
I have heard about them but I was never interested, do you know any "strategies" or ways to win at card games? Playing alone or with a group of people.
I guess it is something like memorizing the cards?
>>63459174
its portoguese m9 :(
>>63459166
The rball looks like the other team is wiping the floor with them
>>63459166
what the fuck?
just bankrolled DC
>two special stakes in a row
lel nvm congrats m8
>>63459174
thank you based A I R god
>>63459243
What card games?
>>63459166
unreal amounts on U5.5 @1.8
>>63459321
I don't even know the names, the ones in the casinos, poker, blackjack, etc?
I know that in some casinos they have cameras to see if you are "cheating" while playing those games, so cheating must be a system to win
>>63459343
Blackjack you need to learn to count cards. (Only works if the cards arent shuffled every round).
Poker you need to learn pot odds and implied odds and have a general instinct for the game.
>>63459331
Unders is never the bet in any game. Football is about scoring goals
>>63459364
Reddit.
>>63459364
:^)
>>63459364
A football game played perfectly by both teams would end 0-0.
Note: This does not mean every game that ends 0-0 was perfectly played.
>>63459364
Unders is THE bet in nearly all EPL games at the moment
>>63459364
Good point mate
>>63459392
PGA actually.
D O M
>>63459363
What else can you tell me about this? Do you have good source to read and learn?
>>63459395
No it doesn't, Jose
>>63459411
Just google/youtube stuff. I only play blackjack for fun and used to play poker often but never got really into it to a high level.
>>63459420
Yes it does. Every goal comes from a mistake by the other team at some point in the play.
Could never hack poker. Get well too pissed off at cunts getting lucky against me.
Fuck off Bilbao howd you miss the penalty
>>63459437
Talking with some people, I just found that there are some casinos here that are able to 'exploit', there is no security (cams checking players) in the cards area. And the dealers are dumb but good looking woman to get people to play
>>63459486
>ripping off a Mexican casino
Sounds dangerous. You should probably check who owns it.
>>63459395
Paolo Maldini said something similar that the perfect defender would never foul and there would be no goals
>>63459441
Think it's just like a good bet losing, after a while you get used to it if you know you can profit long term.
>>63459486
Well poker is nothing to do with the dealers, its the other players you are facing.
You need to know how many decks they use for Blackjack and if they shuffle after every hand.
>>63459437
Kick off. Kicking off team have a shot straight from it. Keeper is in the perfect position. Sudden gust of wind takes the ball over his head and into the goal. 1-0. Perfect play.
>>63459517
of course all of them are related to drug dealing
>>63459530
I will find that out, thanks. if the decks are shuffled after every hand then it is impossible to 'cheat'?
>>63459166
T E A R S
>>63459585
impossible to count cards which is the best way to "cheat" at blackjack.
Everything else is literal cheating that will at least see you get the shit beaten out of you in the best possible scenario if you are caught.
is /bet/ backing any greyhounds tonight?
>>63459476
THANK YOU BASED BILBAO
>>63459278
Down sickening amounts on Angels. Actually feel sick.
>>63459745
P O S T S L I P
>>63459331
SUMS
>>63459589
>wasn't on the 2/1 fix
utter utter UTTER
>>63459816
Neither were you.
>>63459826
Seething, dac little slug detected.
>hungerford town coming back from 4-0 down to 4-4
LARGE on SW
>>63459844
sw for who
>>63459868
I really hope nobody tells you because if you can't get who he is suggesting you bet on from the context of that post then you just might be one of the most clueless people ever.
>>63459894
ON north leigh, they want their lead back
>>63459894
just tell me fagget
my brothers staying over tonight, which hayao miyazaki movie do you recommend?
>>63459999
Evangelion
Quite a world day today lids, hope you all managed to get into four figures too
>>63460015
thats a series
>>63459999
twink gangbang 5
>>63459999
Howl's Moving Castle, faggot.
>>63460035
Just the 3k for me zzz
Been a long day. Have I missed much lads?
Probably not massive value here but I do feel odds are slightly out.
The European Team Chess Championship starts on Thursday and Russia have been made favourites by the bookies despite a fairly poor showing in the World Chess Team Championships earlier in April, certainly its not outrageous to suggest they bounce back but I'd have had Ukraine, who finished runner up in the World Championships, at least at 3.0 maybe even joint favourites but as it stands you can get them at 4.0 on 365.
Also Armenia are 8.5 and finished 3rd and probably worth a little bet but I doubt they perform as well this time around.
You can find the bet on 365 by going into Specials>World
>>63460434
Argentinian fix, we're all UAC
>>63459166
mong
>>63460450
Nice. Only managed £5k on @ 2.5 earlier myself. Got to take it I guess
reading through /bet/ it seems like i missed a world day
absolute tears
>>63460434
I popped the biggest spot I've ever had earlier. Unreal amounts of puss and blood
imagine staking a special on singbet and getting it voided
Singbet just voided all my draw/under bets, just lost 3k, great.
Any NBA tips today lads?
>>63460434
bet of the year desu
>>63460605
Why the fuck would you bet with sing on that.
>>63460605
unlucky joe lid
>>63459190
shouldn't you win in the long run if you just play value hands?
When will this weather end ffs
>>63460630
Was shaking so much tying to get on, literally could barely type stakes in never mind get on with right sites.
Imagine still using singbet on admin tips
>>63460722
Really don't know why anyone would of risked it. Singbet are utter shit and were bound to void with that liability
>>63460722
Imagine ever using Singbet
>>63460686
Never hopefully
>>63460686
27 C, clear and sunny
>>63460794
Should be some WORLD bets in the u20s if it keeps up tomorrow desu
That void is hit me for 6, off to walk the dog and cry a bit
> b365 commentator for the espanola game
I'm in tears.
>>63461153
@cocolinoneptuno
>>63461153
Knew exactly who it'd be without even watching the stream
He's a legend
>>63461153
it's kind of ruined it now i know he's a minor celebrity and not just a weirdo
>>63461153
>>63461184
Tweet him asking for a shout out. Worked for me a few times
>>63461222
If I do will you approve my membership request for your T4TW FB group?
GoooooooaaaAALLL....GoooooaaalllRAAHH
lmao what a man
gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLGRRGRGRGRG
>>63461292
GO get fucked then you fat kissless virgin
Only averaging 313/day in November zzzzz, should be more really
god i miss eastenders
Lillard o36.5 points + assists + rebounds, Portland -1.5 & o207. Guarantee at least 2 of those win
>>63461519
A Brit in Burgerland?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3310497/Duncan-Bannatyne-s-former-accounts-manager-jailed-stealing-8million-Dragons-Den-star-feed-gambling-addiction.html
>dacker than mackers
Tears if you're not on the fix right now.
>>63461545
after portland epic collapse last night (sorry bro) you think they'll come out strong?
>>63461811
which one
>>63461803
>He used the money to pay off debts of £5.4million at the betting firm Spreadex, with another £500,000 at Ladbrokes and £250,000 at Sporting Index, the court heard.
Down 500k to Ladbrokes #muglife
Aldosivi to win @2.20?
>>63461811
Was on Audax +0.5 from 0-0
>>63461964
yes
>>63462051
droppedd down to 1.28 after they scored ffs
O0.5 FH in the Sportivo game is le fix
>>63461813
Idk if they'll come out strong, but Denver is absolute trash. That being said, I could also see another 4th quarter collapse tonight because of muh altitude
>>63462105
They got a red card, that's like a power up for southern american teams
anyone vibing santiago wanderers v universidad concepcion?
>>63462259
I'm on BTTS
>>63462259
I've got o2.5
>>63462267
im on under 2.5 and a concepcion sw after some enlightening soccerway research
>>63462324
and i've already lost
>>63462267
>>63462313
>>63462324
>>63462354
>O2.5
>BTTS
>U2.5
>Away win
home team 1-0 up
Imagine a shite lotto game throwing up all these opinions
>>63462421
Imagine not betting on random shit where you have no idea what will happen
>>63462082
le fox is in
Massive NBA tip for tonight: Golden State 1H -7 @1.9
I really like the pistons, and I think they have a very talented young lineup, but they are going to get absolutely demolished tonight. They are playing a back to back across the country and their game yesterday was an amazing comeback. All their starters played big minutes yesterday and will be physically and emotionally drained after such a 4th quarter comeback against the blazers. This WILL be a massive letdown game. The pistons starting 5 might be able to keep it close against Golden State, but in the second quarter when their subs come in, it will be a bloodbath. Golden State has one of the deepest rosters in the league and Detroits bench is literal trash. Very confident on this. However I like the 1H play better because GS usually does not play their starters when they have a big lead so Detroit might be able to get within 12.5 in garbage time. But 1H is a lock.
Pistons +7 lads
>>63462502
Lel
>>63462483
Bookies giving Pistons zero chance
>>63462483
>back to back across the country
>cities are 630 miles apart
>>63462502
lel
>>63462525
becuase they have zero chance lid
imagine steve blake, literally the worst pg in the NBA guarding steph curry. steph drops 50 tonight, cap it
>>63462562
I didn't even know Blake was still in the league
on
>>63462324
>disallowed onside goal
RIP
>>63462588
i'm raging. easy decision.
>>63462502
Chuckled heartily
>>63462606
Ya it didn't look close even. AR was way out of position too IMO
>>63462588
the fix is in
>>63462660
Wonder why their bench is so butt hurt
going large on the overs in the bears/charges game lads
how shit are the bears?
Chargers -3.5 looks pretty tasty at home
>>63462502
this is top notch banter
>>63460440
Notable top-rated players, to name a few participating, are: GM Levon Aronian (Armenia), GM Anish Giri(Netherlands), GM Alexei Shirov(Latvia), GM Shrakryar Mamedyarov & GM Teimor Radjabov (Azerbaijan), GMVassily Ivanchuk(Ukraine) and the Women’s World Champion, GM Mariya Muzychuk (Ukraine)!
>Women’s World Champion, GM Mariya Muzychuk (Ukraine)!
>female chess players
m8...
>>63462929
>tfw no femdom chess champion gf
>>63462959
fucking boff
>>63462745
>going large on the overs in the bears/charges game lads
>bears are missing Forte
>offense is bottom 10 or so anyway
>Chorgers missing Keenan Allen
I don't know lad... then again
>two bottom 5 defenses
>Rivers and Cutler hate each other
this is basically one of those games that's really hard to predict. Could go full meme 60+ points or nothing could happen for 3 hours. don't think I'm touching it outside of a cheeky flyer on the bears ML (implied odds were like 36%, should be slightly higher imo)
>>63462838
>how shit are the bears?
they are bottom 5 level shit but the bears are bottom 10 level shit. I have the chargers pegged as 4.5 point favorites but the difference between that and 3.5 is effectively nothing so I see no value
>>63463039
>they are bottom 5 level shit but the bears are bottom 10 level shit.
Bears are a bottom 5 team and Chorgers are bottom 10 is what I meant
>>63463039
nw lad thanks for your input, might stay away from it then as you never know what will happen with two shitty teams
>>63462929
The women play in the women's competition and the men play in the men's competition.
I mean I dunno that anything actually stops a woman being put on the men's team (or the "Open Section" as its called) but the Ukrainian woman's champ is definitely only playing in the Women's Section and not listed for the Open Section team. Pretty sure none of the Open Section teams have a woman playing for them.
>>63463172
>nw lad thanks for your input, might stay away from it then as you never know what will happen with two shitty teams
np lad. Don't stay away from it on my account, it's a really tempting bet.... I just feel like I'm flipping a coin. Could very easily end 35-31 or some shit and I'll feel like a heel for not getting on. I just wouldn't go large
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>>63464330
What the fuck is wrong with him?
I find it impossible to believe this man has made millions through online gambling.
>>63464330
Was that taken on his trip to Africa?
anyone watching the action in the trail blazers game? I'm stuck watching 4 quarters of garbage time in the chorgers game due to shit hotel internet
>>63466949
Ya what do you want to know?
>>63467051
how do you feel about your bets basically
>>63467179
Lillard has 23 p+a+r, halftime total is 115, Portland is up by 1, feels like it should be about 8-10
>>63467354
thanks senpai, you'be made me quit a bit the past few weeks. hopefully muh altitude doesn't kick in.
>Robbie Gould 2 missed field goals in 60 degree San Diego weather
you're welcome, overs Australian
Anybody have a stream that is better than firstrow for the Pistons/Warriors
TEARS MUH ALTITUDE
Thoughts? First quarter was sweaty until GS went from up 6 to up 12 in about a minute.
I told you guys about the Warriors. Steve Blake is literally the worst NBA player by far
>>63461545
2 out of 3 won ;)
That was a rush. Warriors win.
>>63469715
Never in doubt :^)
>>63469772
Thanks, if that was your tip.
Well for my first day I went 14/19 and made like 20 euros out of 2 euro bets and despite a 20 euro losing one
lel
But really this is so fun, hopefully I get confident and start betting a bit more
>>63462745
That feel when forced to take overtime shift to make up bet losses
Late night tonight lads
o5.5 in the Arizona Anaheim game. Anaheim pushing hard, defense is way out of position
>>63469903
Maintain that bankroll discipline brah, were all gonna make it
>>63462562
>imagine steve blake, literally the worst pg in the NBA guarding steph curry. steph drops 50 tonight, cap it
lol
Can anyone tell me what the fuck happened my bet on the Patricia Maria Tig vs Lin Zhu match was voided. Why?
>>63472486
>betting slag tennis
>betting chink slag tennis
>>63472486
Chink retired
>>63460440
If Karjakin plays for Russia that wont help your bet, biggest underachiever in chess until now
Khan Hoa making me some dosh
>>63472868
Addict tbeh
>>63469903
Not bad but you're making too many bets a day and should be using a percentage staking system rather than flat staking each bet
Not tripling your bankroll on a Gillingham, Wigan and Rochdale treble
>it's like you don't want free money
>>63472994
How does this work?
>>63473165
>americans
>>63473153
Speaking of, is /freemoney/ in a ditch somewhere?
>>63472994
I use a 5% of my bank each bet
And am betting little amounts to learn how I react during good and bad bets, which sports and which kind of bets make me feel more comfortable, and also learning not to trust bookies' odds. For now it seems I overestimate my knowledge in volleyball, but am pretty solid in the local basketball league and snatching small bets from youth/women's matches. Also getting the handle of value bets
I'm trying to learn, that's why I don't spend almost anything. I have lots of fun though
My new in-play strategy. ( Big Stakes )
submitted 7 hours ago by ssw186
So, i will look on MAILNY in-play games (and in few cases prematch) with 0-0 score and teams which are doing good in-play but have not been able to score.
then i will put BIG stake on a particular team to WIN which is most likely to score.
as soon as they score, I cash out immediately no matter what.
cashing out has saved me twice as those games turned into DRAW.
here is proof/example: http://imgur.com/uQfrGBX
only in case of APOEL match, opposition took lead first but i cashed out when APOEL came back with 2 goals later. I cashed out immediately. and soon, opposition came up with an equalizer and match ended in draw.
>>63473228
S H R E W D
SOMEBODY
Large staking Nyirseg Women +8.25
>>63473258
ONCE
Who /shaking/ here? 365's Israeli women's trader is clueless
>>63473258
Waa waa goo goo wah
>>63473271
was there any info for this? looked but couldn't find anything myself
>>63473402
Yes but I don't wish to give away my edge, line was a few goals too high
>>63473409
muh edge
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Need a Cheser special like air
>>63473416
>wah wah please spoonfeed me
>>63473442
post betfair p&l
>>63473442
>cheser
Beyond overrated
>>63473510
>completely missing the point
Well done you
>>63473494
>betfair is everything
Tears!
Why aren't you guys at work?
>>63473532
called in sick to watch seinfeld
>>63473532
NEET
>>63473526
What's the point bubblegum babby?
>>63473584
I'd pay good money to plant one on you.
>>63473627
Bit gay
>>63473584
zzzzzz boring
>>63473627
Love to see you try you scruffy meff
>>63473639
Generally interested in his post about Cheser, I don't know what he/she means
>all those non league games tonight
>>63473271
HUP
Is there ANYTHING more boring than jumps and chase horse racing. Why can't they do AW flat during the day.
>>63473814
oh so you're that guy, nm
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWji-g2feSg
>>63473650
He's a well followed tipster from Macedonia. Look for him on blogabet and he has all his stuff linked there
>>63473814
>Phone died so I completely slept in and missed this
AIDS
>>63473872
Holy shit the nostalgia listening to this. Busted are definitely a guilty pleasure
>>63474069
I fucking hate students.
>>63474069
IMAGINE coming to a /bet/ thread to post this when there are so many WORLD games coming up
>>63474109
Bumping off Tescos to get high again Calijah?
>>63474179
I own my own business with a 6 figure turnover.
>>63474198
Yet shitposts on a Vietnamese model paper aeroplane imageboard during the day....
>>63474198
B I G B O Y
>>63474227
Problem with that?
you will all end up in debt
>>63474069
>muh personal space
good thing these students will end up in 100 thousands dollars debt
>>63474241
You would never see Richard Branson doing it would you?
>>63474402
He regularly posts on /biz/
>>63474069
>america
>>63474069
I'm not even going to watch it
wtb
>>63474646
Portugal u19 game u3.5
>500 word essay due on thursday
>can't stop betting
Help me /bet/
How do i change to the real betfair interface i'm stuck in this yellow babby version and can't find th settings anywhere...
>Al Jazira score to make it 4-3
>365 slow to take away SW odds
>Put on £110 and insta cash out for £225.90 when odds come back
>Withdraw
>Game ends 4-4
>Now pic related
medium kek
>>63474905
enjoy the bailiff visit
>>63474905
Not worth killing your account for
>>63474905
Rather have a 365 than make a few hundred like that tbqhwy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaw_Lane_Aquaforce_F.C.
>non league football
Penny punters please die in a hole
>>63474890
Is this just (You) whoring? Just go to settings in the top right corner then tick the box for alternative colour scheme under the interface tab
>>63474905
They shouldn't be allowed to take your stake away as well. Surely they should only take away the winnings because you're losing money not just winnings because of their mistake
>>63475099
there is no settings in the top right corner
>>63475128
I've bet on a game where they were 3-0 up but 365 had them 2-0 nothing happened
>>63475128
Yeah I thought that too
>>63475149
On the exchange there is
>>63475168
Ah that'll be why. I'm a penny punting slug, what's the benefit of using the exchange over the sportsbook?
>>63475099
Sry mate i have a hard time seeing obvious things and focusing on details, i think there's something wrong with my brain desu senpai. So what is THE estonian cup bet?
>>63475263
Better odds
Can get more money on
Get to go toe to toe with Rossy Boy
NEED ANOTHER GOAL IN GRANITAS KLAIPEDA V UTENIS UTENA LIKE AIR
>>63475290
Thank you based A I R god granting me the goal I needed in the 92nd minute
>>63474905
"
We are contacting you regarding bet ID KA1897803310F placed at the odds of 2.87 on Al Jazira SC (Fulltime Result Al Sharjah v Al Jazira SC). We have identified that this selection was placed at incorrect odds and as such, in accordance with our rules, will be settled at the revised odds of 1.28.
Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience caused.
Kind regards,
The bet365 Team"
ebin
>>63475128
last time i bet on a misprice they just settled the bet as 1.5 instead of 1.02 or whatever it was meant to be
prestakers kill yourselves
>>63475365
yeah exactly its always worth smacking misprices
>>63475388
>too many early birds and not enough worms
>>63475388
awwww tears buddy
>>63475388
I don't get it.
>>63475477
You wouldn't
>>63475477
It's just a pseudo-shrewdie mad he couldnt get his tenner on something.
>>63475487
enjoy your 140 euros at 1.4 pmsl
>>63475487
More like three digit roll students ruining a large stake so they can win their 50 quid rather than waiting and being up four figures
>>63475500
>>63475511
Away! Away!
Back to PGA!
>>63475527
I'm not in PGA you utter melt, they're the people that would ruin a line so they can get the pints in for the lads on Friday
So AS Tel Aviv slags lost some players or why this rather inviting line?
any inplay handball bets? lots of games going on
>tfw no rare shiny Rossy
parnu +1.5 didnt seem so smart afterall
Hola /bet/
>>63475845
hola amigo, como estas?
kek so glad I prestaked world value
>>63475869
Enjoy your fiver
Gonna get yourself a chippy tea with that?
PMSL at everyone thinking Ramat Hasharon was the bet when it was clearly Maccabi Hadera
>>63476008
zzzzzzzzz
Biggest dullard on here
>>63476008
Calm down sperg.
P A R N U
>>63476008
>le aftertime man
Just fuck off and die of bowel cancer you utter cunt
Aftertimers are worse than prestakers
>>63476030
>>63476031
Back to PGA lads. I hear Mackers is posting another picture of him in dress soon
>>63476051
>tipping a league that gets prestaked on 4chan on the first day of a season
I like my edge, tyvm
>>63476064
Euan is both
>>63476067
I am not in PGA. You genuinely have aspergers so my description was valid.
what's the drunk bet lads ?
Anyone know when the beer sheva game starts?
>>63476127
It doesnt
Everyone vote please lads
http://strawpoll.me/5972608
>>63476067
Top fucking kek, you're the biggest prestaking twat around, ESPECIALLY on this league last season you smelly limp wristed scottish MUG
Well laddies! it's been a sad 3 days, I lost LARGE. But, look what I just found on based365's webby today.
>>63476153
Not prestaked a game in a while tbqh. And none of these games. Looked in to them too late.
>>63476110
sitting on my ass all day and drinking is at 1.26, it's a lock though i would get on it now it's only going to drop
but the drunk bets lie in the swiss hockey league, 3 games starting in 20 minutes
>>63476166
Lol FFS
>>63476208
Please tell me what to bet so I can do the opposite. EZ
>>63476174
>hockey
i mean real sports faam
>cash out for small loss
Kek
>>63476208
Are you going to tip?
>>63476008
>tip 4 the weekend
More like tip 4 last weekend you aftertiming cunt
>>63476376
kek
comfy af
Gillingham & BTTS
Wigan & BTTS
Barnsley & BTTS
@33.63
>>63476254
I might try to throw out a tip if i see a really nice easy value pick. But it's really hard with the timing. I'm going to be focusing on the game 100%.
It's all about live in play value bets with dota and ufc, my two most reliable markets. I have a good feeling about this weekend though. Very nice UFC card inc, as well as live in play dota.
R A M A T H A S H A R O N - 0 . 7 5
>>63476487
Rball babby strikes again
>>63476542
>he doesnt know
Daily reminder to take a break from betting when all the internationals are on, lower league matches are fine but take some time off and focus more when the real football is on next week instead. Thank me later.
>>63476487
>>63476561
EUAN UNREAL
Did a GK get injured or something?
haha ramat scored
SURREAL
>>63476605
He's piggybacking on the mackers bet
>>63476595
No thx lid. Mexico vs El salvador could be good.
>>63476620
The one he cashed out for a loss?
>>63476605
Pseudo shrewdie Euan managed to find an article and plug it into google translate even though he said they weren't a bet earlier
>>63476644
He doesn't bet on them obviously so he lost nothing. You tipping -0.75 on that game is pretending to be shrewd when James and MT already tipped that game at a different line
>The Changwon Regional Prosecutor's office announced the apprehension of twelve individuals in connection with match-fixing and illegal betting in StarCraft 2, including PRIME head coach (Z)Gerrard (Park Wae-Sik) and progamers (T)YoDa (Choi Byeong-Heon) and (Z)BBoongBBoong (Choi Jong-Hyuk). No other progamers or coaching staff have been implicated.
>Brokers and "financial backers" were also arrested, including former progamer and esports journalist Enough (Seong Jun-mo) who acted as a broker. The two financial backers—who paid brokers to attempt to fix matches—were gangsters with ties to organized crime
Large staking Clyde U20 +1
Is Euan, dare I say, elite?
>>63476705
Trip on
>>63476705
Trip on you greasy fuck
>>63476703
why m8
James Mckeown 2-0 and I'm DAFC on the game, signing out.
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Is it just me or has Wettforum gotten worse recently, used to have some decent suggestions for austrian and german lower leagues these days it's just nothing or soccerway tier.
>>63476749
Great banter this
Go LARGE on yeovil
>>63476487
SO SO SHREWD HE IS SO SO SHREWD
>not having a cheeky tenner on academic race to 5 corners
tears famalam
>>63476779
Alright Euan you pale drippy nosed autist
Spot the large
>>63476773
missed it by seconds
>>63476773
SW was at 7.5 hope you got on
>>63476790
just as bad as Euan you aftertimer
>>63476801
Pembroke +5
>>63476801
Worst meme. Tip or fuck off.
>>63476847
>wah wah please spoonfeed me
What have you ever contributed?
>>63476826
>+5
took me a while to realise this was football, are slags really this bad at defending?
>>63476866
More than you ever will. Literally invented Dainava for one thing (if a newfriend like you even knows what that is). If I spot a great bet, I post it. There is no point in you being here if your only intention is to meme and shitpost.
James Mckeown
Just now · Tipster
CD Orfa women +1 asian away to CD Llamoro women - Bet365 - Medium @ 2.025
>>63476942
I can only see +0.5
>>63476959
Snooze you lose
>>63476982
What's that on?
WE LIKE TO BET WITH EUAN
CAUSE EUAN IS OUR MATE
WE LIKE TO BET WITH EUAN
HE GIVES A TIP IN 8...
>>63477017
7...
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5...
4...
4....
2.
Lay Will Wilde ofc
6...
>>63477065
>not posting slags league tips
>>63477060
so glad I dodged this
>>63477065
>not posting girls getting fucked by machines
What's the Mexifix?
Large staking Darlington 1883 +0.25
>>63476487
Cheers lad UAC!
On Trafford + 1 from 1-0
Salford 11 changes, couple of kids playing. whole squad was prob out on piss both fri and sat nights, this isn't a serious competition for them. Don't have trafford team
>>63477088
They are 1-0 down.
>>63477060
Time to trade to £0 liabilty and be done for the night x
>>63477140
I meant that I'm glad that I didn't take his tip
Large staking my dick in your ass
>>63477159
Will Wilde probably just tips the other side so it's easier to trade out for profit
>>63477188
this could actually be true
0-2 already kek
also, anybody on Georgia tomorrow?
Such a fraud
On Ossett town 0.0 FH. Pure rball bet. What could possibly go wrong.
is there anywhere you can stream these JPT games
>>63477240
beIN Sports
>>63477090
>>63477079
just put a cheeky tenner on Jerusalem being where the next fatal stabbing occurs
>>63477268
>@ 1.004
No thanks
>>63477221
It's the most likely way to explain why he posts more losers than winners.
Big NHL play tonight lads: Tampa Bay ML @1.5
This simply is a huge mismatch. Tamp has elite talent at every position and should easily dominate Buffalo. Tampa is finally playing at home after a long disappointing road trip and they will be hungry for a win. They are well rested and have always dominated Buffalo in the past, no reason this changes tonight.
On LARGE
>>63477296
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
>>63477296
Kindly fuck off with your no edge bollocks
>>63477296
Cheers Golden Meme Warriors yesterday lid
ARGE Chippenham straight win @ 1.66 away at Bridgwater Town
OUTFIELD PLAYER IN GOAL FOR BRIDGWATER also added info...
2-0 up now but reback
James Mckeown No words can explain how suicidal I am. Down £45k today, ate some food for 5 minutes and miss this.
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>already lost almost half of what he won on the special yesterday lel
>>63477361
Lmao
>>63477361
So predictable. The 2 big wins he had were tipped by Tom Spiers and Matt Howard, this is just a return to normality.
Mackers won't go broke as long as he still had people paying to be in PGA. How long does he have to be DAC until people stop paying him?
What was reason behind movement in Bromley game?
>>63477311
What? Tampa is elite at home. Bookies clueless. Line should be more like @1.2
>>63477406
Wilde smacking the other side.
>>63477398
He's got 600k gambling roll left but going to spend some on property, if his roll runs out he will lose credibility.
>>63476703
Absolute tears lid
>>63477436
Didn't realise it was full time you utter fucking spoon
>>63477398
It's an inevitability he goes broke. He makes ~£10k from PGA a month, he can't gamble on that.
>>63477411
Can you start up as a back street bookie offering the odds you think are correct?
>>63477455
>damage control
>>63477468
Wind is behind Clyde this half you dolt, refund minimum
>>63477468
Give him a break hes tipped plenty winners recently
i predict that Mackers will be skint this time next week
IMAGINE not being able to admit Euan is shrewder than Mackers at this point in time
>>63477501
How do you know it is him if he doesn't trip?
>>63477137
Thanks
>mackers counting ramat as a win in his stats
>>63477517
IMAGINE being a cringeworthy summer student MONG with a 3 digit roll
Oh wait, you don't have to lmao
Bomb scare in the Bromley game, the games just been abandoned and the ground evacuated.
>>63477517
Don't need to be Sherlock to realise its him
>>63476773
T E A R S
Thoughts?
>>63477566
For real?
>>63477614
I think he is a caricature of middle aged british men.
>>63477614
fat cunt 1 is enough
>>63477614
He does look a bit fat desu. If he wanted another piece of salmon so much he could've gone to the shop.
>>63477614
Cooked salmon is fucking grim anyway
>>63477614
spastic still hasn't paid out on some games over a year old now
I've done it all wrong
Lux on every winner posted in pga
/bet/ allstars
>>63477698
Should read "comments on every winner" won't say when he's on a loser
>>63477665
>He eats raw salmon
Are you a fucking cat?
>>63477719
Well, smoked salmon is nice. Just the fillets are grim.
Where's Nestle gone? Starting to get worried tbqh.
>>63477698
You dont get rich and shrewd by backing losers.
>>63477742
who?
>>63477742
Saw him posting in an NFL thread couple of days ago.
thought bromley to win would be free but they're down 1 goal
>>63477707
Kerwin catch us a big bass
>>63477742
Huh didn't even realise, BT hasn't posted in ages either
>>63477765
bt hasnt posted since his dads fb page was posted
>>63477707
>>63477856
Dece bass tb h
Need Gillingham to win like A I R 3bh
>>63477885
NEW
>>63477885
THREAD
>>63477885
>>63477893
this
>tfw you remember when you thought /bet/ was one of the more normal parts of 4chan
Boy was I wrong
>>63477719
>he doesn't eat fresh-out-of-the-stream salmon