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>>63419240
Good OP
>>63419240
Haha that is a great joke
>>63419292
Heathen scum.
What did everyone do with their Ladbrokes in play? Went Arsenal 3-1
Flora HUP
is betting on the Patriots today free money?
>>63419240
This is stolen from somewhere, a global warming joke goes along the same lines if I remember correctly
>>63419333
Thanks lid, up insane :D
F L O R A
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Couldn't get on flora ffs
Rate
>>63419538
Clean your screen you scruffy meff
>system loosely based on betting against moron majority has netted me profit 7 years in a row, since i started betting
>not working this year
i-is vegas onto me
>>63419559
not my screen, my friend just sent me this from his comp
>>63419602
Where the fuck did he get those odds
>>63419602
Yeah sure, you really expect me to believe that you melt?
>>63419618
it's a teaser idiot
Any juicy picks for the evening lads?
is liverpool the bet ?
>>63419733
Lmao
>>63419733
AWWWWW
>>63419733
it is now
Large staking Ghana U20 Women -0.5 from 3-0
>>63419915
Post slip. Ship has sailed methinks :/
>He wasn't on inter win 1-0
Explain this anons
based Djokovic desu
>>63419733
i meant after the goal ofc
>>63419948
Last inter six wins were 1-0
One day I tried to bet fairly on Greek leagues and I lost my whole bank. The next day I followed the money and I became rich. To all Greeks here do you feel shame? I'm disgusted for you.
>>63419948
>tfw bet U1.5 on all serie A games
>become rich
>>63419915
HUP
A r s e
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>>63420207
Was just about to get on Liverpool @ 3.5 and they scored ffs
>>63420498
course you were ;)
>>63420547
I was, I just put it on my betslip and then they scored
>2/2 OHL
>0/3 NHL
Windsor -1.5, -2, 3Way vs Guelph (should be a blowout)
Oshawa 3Way (riskyish) vs Flint
if QMJHL (Quebec hockey) lines open up today i'd recommend just hitting overs on a bunch of the games and seeing what happens.
Neymar...
>>63419240
>having irrational beliefs is a good thing
>>63420695
he's no Richie Allen
Is a great looking Real Madrid away to an out of form Sevilla @1.91 a rare example of a mainstream special?
>You will never be as shrewd as Dom Linsley
DGDGD
>>63420887
Yes, put your house on it friend :)
>>63420887
mind you, lots of absences in the Real squad, especially offensively
>tfw overs goldmine league finishes today
Just had Port Vale let me down for £3000
>>63421177
Just had your mum suck my dick for £20
>>63421227
zzzzzz
>>63421177
Good
>>63421331
that's what she said
>>63420695
Just seen it.
wew lad
>>63420695
Decent desu
>>63421749
Splendid.
>tottenham winning at arsenal
get on arsenal - lids, it's a matter of time
Cmon arse
>>63421877
I'm watching the match and Spurs are probably playing better m8
>>63421984
>tottenham winning away to arsenal
lumped a £10 on GB @ CAR over 46 and pats -14
how fucked am i?
If anyone wants a cheeky £10 punt id take Joe Dunne to be next Cambridge manager @17 on Skybet. He's caretaker at the moment and it seems to be his job to lose, a couple of wins should put him over the top. His son plays at Colchester at the moment and says Joe's still deciding whether he wants to take on the job full time if offered. Worth a £10.
slow day
Can someone explain exactly what it is Rossy boy does?
>>63422135
Takes me to the cleaners
>>63422210
LOL
James Luxton
5 mins · Tipster
Over 4 first half goaline CD Laguna Women vs UD Tacuense Women - Medium Stake @ 1.8
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Tom SJ Take O4.5 small James Luxton? Sorry lol, limited
Like · Reply · 2 mins
James Luxton Nah
Like · Reply · 1 · Just now
>le fraud man
Dread to think how many in-flight drinks I've paid for ross.
Need Giroud to score the winner like A I R
>>63421877
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
>>63422210
R A R E
>>63422268
Googling every name in Lux and keeping all the ones who work in London.
Then going to slowly narrow it down and find you.
>>63422210
R A R E
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>>63422268
So you're in Deluxe, interesting... :^)
>>63422410
>>63422456
was copied across to me desu, not in Deluxe anymore. I am in PGA for le meltdowns though :^)
>>63422410
>tfw in Lux's group
>tfw in London
Don't mistake me for him lid
My mum has finally broken down and decided she's going to let me be shrewd if I want
>>63422268
Le stats padding man
Would love to be paid to tip these piss easy bets, surely as people get shrewder they'll not need spoon feeding on rball, 365 only bets? His tipping record for asian bets is dire. Some of his tips are solely based on 365 not being in line with asia, I mean how easy is that?
Okay so I'm placed a bet on the Pacers to beat the Cavs. Cavs have a -7 handicap and the odds are 0.77 Cavs and 1.18 Pacers.
Pacers have won their last 3, but Cavs have won their last 5.
I have a good feeling about this one
L U X S U R R E A L
>>63422506
Nah you're in Deluxe and not PGA, I'm about 75% sure on who you are now, one more clue and I will know for sure. Silly decoys like this post will not deter me :^)
>>63422552
Cheers lid. Surreal input. On huge.
>>63422542
Start a twitter account. Get a few k follower. Start charging ;)
>>63422542
>rball bet
>365 only
Not a Lux arselicker but you're clueless
>>63422620
pls no bully
>>63422631
Fight me irl
tears if ur not on mali u21 guvs
>>63422783
I froze your tears and made a dagger, and stabbed it in my cock forever
>>63422783
You mean u17? Scared about Osimhen desu
>>63422542
Mark?
This AFC United game seems a bit strange
>>63422879
ya u 17
mali +3 cheeky fiver. also most shots on target and W.
come on augsburg score 1 ffs
>>63422268
Refund
>>63422942
Maybe tipped?
No more tears lads. These odds are too good to pass up.
>>63423114
Ooops, forgot the trip code.
Great day so far!! 11 tips posted. 8 wins, 1 half win, 1 loss, 1 half loss. (Not including a few tiny Hollywoods). Going for a well earned pint or 2. Be back on in a bit. Prophet on advised steaks. DGDGD.
>>63423114
>doing NFL accys
>doing NFL bets in general
North Americans more embarrassing than in-play bonus offer posters
>>63423076
That's probably it, though I remember reading in the paper about possible fixed matches in lower Swedish leagues. Don't know what you would tip either, odds were pretty accurate.
>>63423210
Cheers Dom
>you will never live the Ladbrokes life
>>63423114
>>63423162
Thank god. Almost followed this.
>>63422942
How so?
James Mckeown
Just now · Tipster
UTC Cajamarca Reserves +1.5 asian at home to San Martin Reserves - Bet365 - Medium @ 1.85
I have correct line -0.5 at 1.75 for San Martin. -0.75 at 2.00. Enough value for a medium tip, a handicap win is unlikely.
Two factors which are not factored into prices:
Altitude (2750 metres)
Playing surface (Artificial) - San Martin play on grass
Current prices are the same prices as when the market opened which doesn't reflect altitude/playing surface, just based on the table. I think cause there are a lot of games on, it has been ignored by pre-game stakers etc. Cajamarca are utter piss to put it lightly. Which is why odds are as they are. They do have the benefit at home of playing at 2750m. San Martin their opponents today are based at sea level on the coast in Lima.
UTC Cajamarca:
Home: 1-2-3
UTC 0-3 César Vallejo (Vallejo from sea level, only worry)
UTC 2-2 Alianza Lima (Alianza from sea level)
UTC 0-1 Cienciano (Cianciano from 3400m)
UTC 0-0 Alianza Atletico (Alianza from sea level)
UTC 1-2 Sporting Cristal (Cristal from sea level - best team in the league)
UTC 3-2 Sport Loreto (Loreto from sea level)
Away: 0-0-6
Deportivo Municipal 2-0 UTC
Melgar 3-1 UTC
Ayacucho FC 1-0 UTC
Unión Comercio 4-0 UTC
Universitario 3-0 UTC
Real Garcilaso 1-0 UTC
San Martin:
Home: 2-0-3
San Martín 0-1 Sporting Cristal
San Martin 3-0 Sport Loreto
San Martin 0-2 Juan Aurich
San Martín 0-3 Municipal
San Martín 3-2 Melgar
Away: 5-0-1
Unión Comercio 4-2 San Martín (Comercio from 900m - No effect)
Universitario 2-3 San Martín (Universitario from Lima - Sea level)
Real Garcilaso 1-2 San Martin (Garcilaso from 3400m - Brilliant result)
Leon de Huanuco 0-6 San Martin (Huanuco from 1900m - Minor effect)
César Vallejo 1-2 San Martin (Vallejo from sea level)
Alianza Lima 0-1 San Martín (Lima from sea level)
GL.
>>63423210
>pint or two
>>63423230
Why would anyone want to do an nfl parlay?
>>63423292
Brommapojkarna's price dived from 1.3 to 1.045 or something in the 10th minute and after that AFC United were absolutely all over them.
>>63423350
>You will never get harassed by homeless people in downtown Denver with Maple
T-thanks Blue Jays ;_;
>>63423436
>never
>implying im not just waiting to get my passport renewed
>>63423210
>you will never be as much as a Geordie lad as Dom like
>>63423425
Interesting. Can't log in to Asianodds for a change but I assume it is 365 only and doubt it is fixed so I went small on +3 from 0-1 since it looks too even to have such odds. Seems AFC Utd werent in the U19 top flight but I'm an rball slave
>Zenit
>>63422598
He is in PGA because he often mentions posts in there, such as >>63400861
either that or someone in a group just copys them across, which is more likely
Large staking San Martin Reserves SW @1.95
>>63424006
HUP
>MACKERS
>>63424204
He just won't leave Peru alone. Long write up on south america = loser.
Does bet365 not have a search function?
Can't see it anywhere and it's driving me fucking mad
>tipperlels
Mackerel so tez, who said admin was good? Ruined my weekend again, stupid cunt
>>63424392
>following tips from someone who is down £1,000,000 this year
you've only got yourself to plame
>>63424593
Your b fell over
>>63424593
I know he was up 400k by March, how has he lost over a mil?
>>63424593
>>63424593
He's not down this year and people tell me his admin is good he just can't profit in Asia. Easy to say it now bet has lost you fucking cocksucker
Need more goals in Norway like A I R
>>63424392
Admin has 66% strike rate for November. You should be max staking every bet because you will get limited following them.
>>63424662
He did alright up until June and increased stakes for U20 world cup and got lucky which inflated how well he was doing. Since then he's wiped out all his profit for the year, been losing for 6 months in main group.
>>63424873
Has it? I'm about 0/3 maybe tipperleaks is just posting the shite ones
>>63425036
5 of previous 6 won
But you are the trader's nemesis.
You have a worth of roughly £2mil from making bets when gambling was easier. You have several properties and make over £10k/month from a tipping FB group. You notice it is harder to get big stakes on your tips and start staking big on bad bets to make up for it. This is having an impact on your profit, and starting to lose you money.
Do you:
A) Invest a big chunk of your money in property to rent as well as tracker funds, allowing you to live off your acquired wealth while placing smaller stakes on good bets to pass the time
B) Continue to stake 5 figures on Premier League football, lying to yourself about your ability to profit, eventually losing everything?
M A C K E R S
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>>63425327
That top one was unreal. I got on [email protected] iirc.
>When you go on twitter
Needed Gijon DC for just over 2k on my accy
>>63426716
ATLETICO
>>63426716
baka
m8 works for fremantle media and says votes for x factor have mason, monica and kiera in the bottom three with anton just above mason, bankroll them
>Madrid actually drifted out
>>63423333
Should've checked this post before betting on tipperleaks alone.
Mackers won't ever stop believing in altitude bets, will he?
Is Real Madrid -0.25 the ultimate mainstream special?
>>63423333
0-4 now absolute eye water home and away is OF COURSE already factored in the odds.
>>63427334
Yes tbqh gonna MILK the bookies on this one Euan.
>>63427464
The need to win to keep level on points with Barca. No reason for them not to win really.
>>63427538
DNB is ridiculous @1.5
On Real -0.25 at 1.84 standard stake
Up insane on Deportivo San Martin, unreal value on other side.
>>63427538
Yes that's how it always works
I'm not that guy that regularly goes into a casino and leaves with more money than he went in; those are characters from fiction literature. I did realize early on though that in order to succeed in life, one must take risks and immerse himself continuously into new knowledge. Learning, adapting and the willingness to take chances can transform even the dumbest addict gambler into a savvy investor, entrepreneur, feared poker player and professional sports bettor. My highest achievement is how I took my shitty family as a negative example instead of an influence. Your highest achievement? Limitless.
>>63428037
I know, thanks.
>8-0 DAs
Upping to 1.5x special stake
DGDGD
>>63428174
I don't know this meme, to whom does it refer?
How are you feeling about your NFL accy's at half time lids?
I don't understand Asian doubles.
>>63428377
Finnie's tits aren't really any of your business.
>>63428500
underrated comment
>>63427334
>no value in mainstream
LOL. Imagine not backing REAL MADRID above evens in a Lel Liga game against anyone other than Barca and Atletico.
>>63428582
>STILL going down
Shrewd beyond words desu
>Madrid
Ramos injured baka
>>63428729
1-0.
Hope you got on lids.
xD
dat Redskins handicap
J U I C Y
absolutely NO value in NFL desu lids
been learning that the hard way
wiped out most of my MLB profits
>tfw too pussy to make bets after making 50 quid
>>63428938
Have you been watching? They've been dropping passes all day long
>>63428951
I had this ages ago when I got up to a 1k roll and was staking £50 per bet and felt like a big boy.
Now I regularly stake over £300 like its nothing.
>>63429066
Ooooh look at me I regularly stake over 300 quid like it's nothing #pathetic
>>63429066
B I G B O Y
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>>63429128
sucking dick pays well, so he can stake more, m8
>>63429128
>>63429184
Alright chill out, where did I say £300 was a big stake?
Just pointing out that the more you go up the less you care about the amounts, compared to where you first start and you worry about 2 figure bets.
>>63429128
#bitter
>>63429210
#weakbanter
>>63428951
You have to mentally seperate your bankroll from your actual money. Helps with not chasing losses too.
>>63429252
it wast't banter m8
IMAGINE not being on Real Madrid. Just imagine for a moment.
>>63429244
Just drake and joshing with ya buddy
>>63429383
I don't need to, didn't think there could be any value in mainstream, I'm dac on Macker's reserves shite instead
>>63429383
IMAGINE
>>63429383
Cunt.
>>63429383
What was that?
>>63429383
They just seemed overpriced, can't explain it. I would've had them 0.2 ticks lower on everything.
>>63429383
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63429462
>>63429477
>>63429489
>>63429499
>>63429506
>>63429510
Excellent now I can reback.
>>63429506
>ticks
I don't think you know what this means.
A tick is 1.86 to 1.84 for example on the exchange
>>63429462
Air
>>63429577
Tears buddy
>>63420083
serie a had the most goals per game last season clueless MUG
>>63429704
seems like this season there have been a lot of 1-0 wins or 0-0 draws, you seething slug
just my observation
>>63429704
False, you fat dickhead.
>>63430377
He's correct when talking about the major leagues
>>63430377
>sizeist
People like you are scum
>>63430377
Goals scored in leagues: Serie A- 1024 (2.72) La Liga- 1009 (2.66) EPL- 975 (2.57) Ligue1- 947 (2.49) Bundesliga- 814 (2.66)
>>63430518
I was fat as a kid and got called fat every fucking day. Now I'm fit I get to call fat cunts fat.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/11982133/Former-Arsenal-Liverpool-and-Manchester-United-players-face-ruin-and-losses-of-100m-in-film-investments.html
>investing
>>63430656
So you know how it feels but inflict it on someone else. Kill yourself
>>63430959
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3309171/England-s-Rugby-World-Cup-flops-blew-100-000-investing-shares-tipped-squad-s-kit-man.html
>taking stock tips from a kit man
>tfw only ugly girls match me on tinder
what do?
>>63431336
>still using tinder
>>63419240
>tfw no thread verse
why?
>>63431303
>>63430959
/biz/ on suicide watch.
>>63431336
Come to the terms with the fact that you're ugly and lower your standards. Or just move to asia or somewhere where they find europeans more attractive
>>63431336
Stop being Pakistani and/or being poor.
I bet mostly in game, as you can see how well teams are playing at the time. I roughly break even on pre-game bets and make a profit with the in-game stuff.
I go on bet365 and just have a look at the games that are live. By looking just at the odds you can usually tell how the game is going, and just look for odds that strike as unusual. Like, say the away team is winning 0-1, half time has just gone past, but their odds to win the game are very high. Makes you wonder why the odds are like that, and it's likely the other team are playing well and will likely score.
Look for a game that's either 0-0, or 1-0 where the favorite is losing, and the game is between the 45-55' min mark. Once I spot one I go and look at the live stats and look to see if one team is clearly dominating with shots on goal/possession, and if they are, then things get interesting.
Next step, go on soccerway for that team, select the match they are playing now, and then go to the H2H section, where you can see stats for both teams in the game. Scroll to the bottom and there'll be stats on how many goals both teams score/concede for their games, then make a decision if it's worth the risk.
Normally I start with a 30euro stake, and once I've made it back I'll cash out the original stake, then continue betting with my winnings, until stakes start getting high and I chicken out :p
Today was day 1 betting with winnings, so I stake it at half time in the Exeter match because the were dominating Didcot Town, no idea how they hadn't score in the first half, couple minutes later it came in.
>euan
>euan
>euan
>>63429383
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>suicidal on madrid
>>63427334
'no'
>>63431454
Don't even start cause I could shoot you down all day long desu
>>63431477
>>63431545
>>63431647
>not trading out after the first goal
Tears, my unshrewd friends
>>63431796
>damage control
>>63431796
Post slip
>>63431796
You're potentially the worst after timer here if you actually did that, which you probably didn't. Die in a fire.
At least get me the refund madrid
>>63431758
James calm down
>>63431907
same, did not think I'd be sweating DNB
>>63431907
I'd take a half-loss at this point
>no striker
>people still backing real madrid
tsk tsk
Anyone else think Boca might throw the game against Rosario Central?
- Boca already won the league, Central 3rd
- Boca beat Central in the Cup Final on Weds but only due to the most horrendous refball and injustice
- It was so bad the officials were sacked the following day
- Boca are sending a complete second choice team, no Tevez who has carried them since July
- Boca's hotel has has had a big fence erected around it's perimiter with armed guards monitoring it which is unprecidented even in argentina
- "And Boca are paying Frightened and threatened with death, only three leaders will be traveling with the delegation to Rosario: Juan Carlos Crespi, Jose Requejo and Cesar Martucci."
- "Despite the massive police operation to be deployed for the meeting, which will include 900 troops, the fear of retaliation is enormous. Even the Executive Committee of Central afraid of what could happen in Sunday's Giant."
- If Boca win they might not get out of the city unhurt
Argie teams not afraid to fuck games off when it suits..
Anyway, Central need to win to guarentee Copa Lib qualification and since the AFA won't give them a replay of the Cup a win today would represent a huge moral victory for them at least
Worth a small bet anyway i think.
death
>Sevilla 3-1 up
Euan so tez at mainstream
I don't even
Wanted to put money on Sevilla but pussied out lads desu
>Real Madrid Club de Fútbol
Overs hup
Tears
>They actually thought betting on Madrid on evens was a steal
>Madrid don't have Benzema
>Crynaldo virtually anonymous
>Ramos went off injured
My sides @ this general.
Should have seen this coming when they started Pepe and Casilla
Will really have to clean up next tourny, good thing bookies are clueless
Madrid @51 against nobodies Seville lump on
Mainstream just not profitable any more, since asia came about over the last few seasons it's impossible to profit
James Mckeown
1 min
My most confident pre-game mainstream opinion in a long time, a bit of in-play support and will admin. Posting main group for now as big lays in Asia and you boys wont have a massive effect on prices. I haven't staked yet, seeing how the game starts.
Rosario Central -0.5 2.00 at home to Boca Juniors
Basically Boca Juniors won the league last week at home, they then went onto beat Rosario central in the Cup final on Thursday. Winning the league and Cup in the same week. They partied and partied hard. This is a nothing game for them. They have won everything there is to win during the past week. All the team went out on Thursday night, I think that will have a lingering effect onto todays performance.
Also, Boca are missing virtually their entire starting XI, either due to injury, suspension or being rested. They are simply on their holidays now.
>>63432939
>mackers nicking my bet
>>63432982
I tipped it yesterday
>>63433007
I tipped it on Friday
>>63433007
no you didn't
If you are all so fucking obsessed with asia why dont you just move there?
>>63432939
do the bookies know this?
>>63433133
?
Yeah I did, news has been out for a while, odds were decent on soft books.
>>63433191
No mate bookies clueless as per
>>63432939
Going big lads
>>63432939
Excellent will lay Rosario then gonna be great
Reminder that the asian market has already seen and interpreted the team news
Reminder that this is priced correctly
Fairly decent stake on Boca here
>>63433619
Why? Price is right just like it was for Real Madrid
>>63433680
Because Mackers is backing the other team and every Mackers backs loses at the moment
>>63433619
Nice.
Not got a bet on it but this is one of those rare moments you can see two titans of betting go head to head.
J West vs. Mackers, pitting their wits against each other. Who will come out on top?
>>63433798
Take that cock out your mouth lad
Just like that epic Bolivia loss will be watching this with no bet praying to God Mackers' loses again the meltdown on pga will be W O R L D
Does Mackers have his own money on this? How much?
bet 45p on Rosario -1 at 3.00
High stakes here lads
>>63433985
>I haven't staked yet, seeing how the game starts
Most of PGA are on it though
Will Euan ever own up to his awful mainstream bets?
Need Rosario to hit the post so Mackers throws 6 figures on
>Mackers
down oceans
ha
>>63433619
J WEST
GOOOALL
AHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
DOWN SO FUCKING MUCH
>>63433508
UP SUMS
NO WORDS
O
W
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R
D
S
James Mckeown Literally just staked CBFA
Like · Reply · Just now
Louis Mattis And it's all gone.
Like · Reply · Just now
Poor Cleveland
>>63433619
Cheers lid
>>63434458
LOL
Literally in tears here
>>63434458
why did he stake, rball isnt even good
>commentator discussing the betting odds and saying boca was value
Confirmed for shrewdie
J WEST IS BACK
>>63434223
his awful bets*
le riot is in
lel
Jordan Power Surely your rebacking this from 0-1 down better bet then etc ?
Like · Reply · Just now
James Mckeown
James Mckeown Not sure I can afford to, literally got to call it a day. Down a mil since June.
bet voided if the game is called off?
>>63434698
Serves me right for throwing a tenner at Rosario
never again
Mackerel down a million, end of PGA this
>Manager wearing a polo
fucking hell
>>63434698
>>63434711
Tears. A million fucking quid and he's never getting it back. Mackers praying for game abandoned
>>63434698
This guy is a fucking legend. Seriously.
His life could be an award winning sitcom.
Riot please
would be funny if he had to get a job, but he probably has plenty of assets to fall back on
>>63434755
Why doesnt someone here just purchase PGA from Mackers?
Euan?
All you have to do is give better tips and people will stay.
Mackers paying the crowd to get this called off, scenes
Can you imagine losing a million pounds in 5 months? It's almost unfathomable.
I'm genuinely surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.
Imagine pissing away a million. Imagine being THAT addicted.
>>63434755
It really is, it's not even a joke anymore. Time for him to accept it was just good timing and get out. He can always get a new finnie if she leaves him
>>63434890
If I had 1 million pounds I wouldn't bet anymore.
>>63434873
Imagine if he becomes a plumbing apprentice or fork-lift driver
>>63434873
No way he could get a job unless it was as a trader
>yfw you walk into Tescos and Mackers is stacking shelves.
>>63434973
He couldn't even get a job as a trader desu.
>>63434990
>Calijah becomes his boss
>>63434973
Pizza delivery driver lid. He thinks to himself ''UAC'' after getting a £2 christmas tip.
>>63434955
Tears. He's been insulated from the real world he wouldn't know how to graft and install a bath tub. He'll have to become a professional mole for 365
>>63435055
Are you supposed to tip the pizza delivery guy?
>>63434890
Yeah but that money was profit, you'll never make anywhere near that so pipe down chief
>>63435033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL6Zwu_NBDQ
>>63435167
Obv it's all profit else it wouldn't exist for him to lose lid
>>63435167
No it wasn't. About 700k was profit, he's down a cunt for the year
Can someone ask in PGA how much he will sell it for? Free for life if you do. Refer to me just as Euan then link my twitter if he asks "who".
Cheers x
Odds on Finnie leaving him before the end of the year?
>>63435090
No, but if it's Christmas day I would
Tbh if I'm ordering pizza on Christmas day, I'd invite him in for some food an some mutual crymaxing
>>63435338
1.2ish
>>63435243
Yeah but my point is to get to the position to lose that much money is pretty impressive.
>>63435296
He is still a much better gambler than you, scruffy meff
Rosario playing crap and crowd don't even seem like they care
this is DOWN
>>63435394
Wasnt what I asked, was it?
Literally sunk 15 quid into Rosario
Abuse me /bet/
>>63435406
it ain't over till it's over
>>63435436
Love to test your chin you fucking wasteman
>>63435296
Oi, I am the one who just gave you the idea. Can I get free access too?
>>63435470
doubt it needs testing
>>63435470
Would love to watch you try
>>63435519
Sure, if someone asks
>>63435586
Why dont you just send him a message on FB???
J West mate, seriously buy PGA.
You could be up insane amounts. Dont let it go into the hands of Euan.
so /bet/ is literally just PGA gossip now?
all I've seen is people obsessing over Mackers, or shitposting about him when you all pay him £25 a month
barrassin
>>63435674
Euan has a 10kish roll ffs he couldn't afford it.
>>63435674
Missing the point imo, lots of similar groups exist but not as popular as PGA was the original and all the core members know each other. Maybe I'm wrong but I don't think it can be replicated and people wouldn't pay. They don't pay for Macker's tips, they pay to be part of the community.
>>63435696
Only during certain games, we revel in his downfall and the way he has become too shrewd to profit
Rosario is playing so fucking shit
>>63435674
>>63435825
The underlying point is that you couldn't "buy" it off him, he wouldn't sell it as it's all he has + he gets loads of commission. You would have to replicate it, which as I say, probs wouldn't work.
>>63435696
This, it's gay as hell
>>63435825
You would have access to all those people. Drop the price back down to £10 for the next few months and lots of people will stay. Start tipping good stuff and then people will want to be there for the good bets. You can then put the price up after a few profitable months.
>They don't pay for Macker's tips, they pay to be part of the community.
lmfao, only because he is utter shit now.
>>63419538
lel kill me
Not sure i have the stomach for this anymore
why the fuck did i get the impulse to follow a mackers bet
>>63436196
So did I, fucking kill me.
15 quid down the drain.
>>63436196
Yeo. I seem to be down all the time following mackrel, which is no great surprise given his -1m income.
Its all about fucking common sense desu. Imo dont need all the info and "edge" to profit long term.
>>63436196
>>63436150
>>63435929
>>63435446
>>63435406
>>63434744
stop crying you mongs
babby's first bet? some of you staking tenners as well, hilarious
>>63436283
tenner is pretty much high-roller
James Mckeown Im starting to give up.
Like · Reply · Just now
;_;
Wish these street sign capatcha would fuck off desu they're impossible
>>63436330
Someone tell that fucking mong to stop tipping.
>>63436330
Change to text captcha then you ugly cunt.
>>63436330
Is tonight the night that kills the mack?
It wouldn't surprise me if he's got a few tears building up atm
>>63436330
>>63436380
>he claims to be an ^ac pro gambler
>he doesnt have a pass
>>63436380
How? You wet lettuce
>>63436439
>giving your card info to 4chan
Not very shrewd.
>>63436439
I'm nothing of the sort, I'm dac this month and only made 3k last month
>>63436439
>5.00
welp time to get on the broncos
>>63436475
>he thinks 4chan see his card details
>he isn't protected by a superb security infrastructure anyway
ok
MACKERS HAS 30K ON O2 IN MALI U17 V NIGERIA U17
Who /Columbus/ here?
>>63436571
Going LARGE on unders
>>63436571
Glad I didn't bet on that game.
>>63436571
On my KNEES for it to go under
Fairly decent stake on o1.75 in u17 here
>>63436807
dying to suck your dick, im a girl btw. use me however you want.
>>63436846
trip on Euan
>>63436846
London?
>>63436846
Forgot trip
>>63436923
yes. the only pic i have ever seen of you is one of your hands, i have spent whole nights thinking about that hand in my pants playing with me
>>63437058
Post proof of grill
>>63437058
Post vocaroo of this commentary please, then we can have sex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw5CS78Zz6Q
boca hit the post
it should be all over
>>63437479
Forgot about this, surreal
>>63437479
>>63437589
Who is this?
>>63437479
Did I miss something? What is this?
cannot believe the chances rosario are missing
>>63437636
SP's therapist
This is all over desu
AIR
HABBENING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Happening?
ROSARIO
ffa Mackers so lucky
>>63437975
he's on -0.5
How lost is my money on Denver? Can't watch the game.
>>63437975
He needs another. If he gets it then it will be a glum monday morning for J West shuffling to the office whilst being spat out by the big boys
Please god don't let Rosario win
How is that not a pen??
>Rosario ends a frustrating draw
>u17s goes under 2 goals
>Mackers goes out for a "walk"
>He's never heard from again
So this is the happening that /pol/ has been warning us about. Shaking.
James Mckeown Ref will 100% be on our side here if he values getting out of the stadium alive.
hmm
>>63438009
>>63438035
Yeah but he rebacked DC, a Boca win would have been W O R L D
Hello Guys .... i need some bet365 accounts only a verified accounts !!! if someone want to give away some accounts i will be happy to have this accounts and allso to donate something for the person who gives the account thank you !
ou can contact me on [email protected] thank you all.
Why can't I join Pinnacle?
>>63438354
Let me bang your gf and I'll give you my account
MACKERS SURREAL
ROSARIO
ROSARIO
ROSARIO
MACKERS SURREAL
ABSOLUTELY SURREAL
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
GOL
GOL
GOL
GOL
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
SMACKERS
M
A
C
K
E
R
S
MACKERS SO SHREWD
JUDGE
>>63438385
Because they don't have a UK license. Use a VPN
*laughs*
PGA?
PGA IS MY HOME BROTHER!
PGAAAAAAAAAAA!
PGA, WHERE I FIRST LEARNED HOW TO BET,
MACKERS DROPPING TIPS LIKE HE MAKES THEM GIRLS WET,
LOSES SOME BETS, GOES DOWN A CUNT,
BUT YOU KNOW A MACKERS TIP IS ALWAYS WORHT A PUNT,
TALKING ABOUT MY HOME PGA BROTHER!
THESE OTHER TIPPING GROUPS ARE JUST FAKE,
MACKERS DROP YOU AND MAKE YOU SHAKE,
FUCK ALL YOU HOES TRYING TO EAT MY BANKROLL,
DONT MAKE ME MAD OR ILL PUT YOU IN THE HOLE,
SO SO SHREWD, HE IS SO SO SHREWD
HIS NAME IS MACKERS, HE WILL LEAD US TO RICHES
ALL OF HIS FUCKING HATERS, ARE SCARED LITTLE BITCHES!
>>63433619
J West down a cunt
I thought we were all hoping Mackers lost...
WHY CAN'T I CASH OUT
THE BUTTON IS BROKE
>>63438582
But that'd mean i'd lose too
James Mckeown
Just now
ON OVER 1 GOAALINE IN NIGERIA U17.
NO TIME TO EXPLAIN.
tears if you didnt get on broncos when they were above 5 odds
MACKERS
IS
BACK
>>63438613
UNREAL
MACKERS UP 100K TONIGHT LIDS
>>63438587
SAME
>>63438613
MACKERS DOES IT AGAIN
M A C K E R S
A
C
K
E
R
S
>staking mali game
praying it finishes 1-0
Imagine the rush of staring down in to the abyss only for a wave of AIR to pass over you as a 16 yo Nigerian scores a goal
M A C K E R S
>>63438613
Anyone watching the game could have told you that though.
About the article that was posted here couple of days ago.
submitted 2 hours ago * by KeitZhGaming
Talking about this - http://thetab.com/2015/11/06/we-made-400000-in-18-months-now-we-live-in-a-penthouse-in-east-london-60967?utm_source=nationalxpost&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=pages
They said that their biggest winning was Lithuania U17 vs Spain U17 2-2 draw but that match never happend + they never said anything about being limited on their accounts which is very suspicious considering the money they won, nobody is going to keep your account open if you constantly win 800 pounds every single day for 18 months. The article smells like a huge lie and I hope not many people took it seriously.
/rant
Is this.. dare I say it.. Mackers turning point?
>>63438835
They're right on not betting on accumulators tho
>>63438835
>>63438873
Seems like they know what they were talking about but embellished the truth a bit.
>>63438851
Just a plattau in an otherwise downwards spiral
>>63438835
Something stinks about it
>>63438894
Their winnings are probably closer to 40k desu
BASED
>>63438835
I think the journalist made bits up that aren't true but they were in uni so possible to get fresh accounts and they were smacking PGA and Deluxe bets for years so possible. It's just odd that they never tipped and stayed in the background
>>63438851
No.
He is in the eye of the storm right now, so all seems well. He is about to get hit by another big wave. Soon he will sink.
r8 lads
>>63438851
No because he fundamentally is doing it wrong, stakes are all over the place, over rates his judgement, bets on too much rather than going for quality.
>>63439049
fuck off/10
>>63439049
Unreal fair play lid
>>63439055
>over rates his judgement,
And this will only make it worse. Been extremely lucky here because he was wrong.
>>63439049
Fuck off back to /trb/ out of 10
Need Mackers reaction like A I R
>>63439231
James Mckeown Stadium absolutely ROCKING
Like · Reply · 11 mins
James Mckeown Spine TINGLING. 3 ADDED.
James Mckeown BET WON
Like · Reply · 6 · 8 mins
James Mckeown Reminded me of old PGA times that. Working out perfect, pre-game post with big writeup > everyone goes huge > go 1-0 down > everyone puts so much on they can't afford to lose > comeback and win 3- 1.
James Mckeown I know I've been on a dire run recently, but I really think this could be the turning point. I've been working so hard, researching/watching games at least 10 hours every day, it's been so depressing losing the sums I have recently but I really think this could be the start of something special. Signing out for the evening, going to give Finnie a seeing to
>>63439338
absolute LAD.
>>63439311
>down to 5k of my last deposit
yeah of course
except if he had lost he would have still been betting on more things
why even bother being in PGA when everything is copy and pasted here and discussed?
fucking pathetic
>>63439338
M A C K E R S
>>63439451
please have sex
>>63439451
Start a discussion about something else then?
>>63439412
He loves hyperbole. "most confident bet ever" "most one sided game in the history of the premier league"
>>63439338
this is so fucking sweet
guarantee he will have lost all this in 24 hours
>his large stake bets dont go 2-0 up within 5 minutes
>>63439471
He knows the "drama" is the main reason people stay in PGA, just look how much activity his bet has generated here, normally dead thread this time on a sunday
>>63439500
Makes the downfall even better when you get these brief moments of hope
>>63439549
Yeah in his mind this will make a great chapter for his book/movie. He could get a job in marketing if he blows it all
>>63439601
Might buy the rights to his story and make it into and independent film.
>>63439338
Documentary on Mackers W H E N ?
>>63439601
"The bet that changed everything"
>>63439641
Want to help me? >>63439634 here btw.
Thing is, he's probably won what 15k. It's a drop in the ocean.
>>63439641
Fear and Loathing in Cheltenham
>>63439674
Clive Martin (vice) is apparently in talks about making one, probably 30 min film and a short article. Will probably be rubbish though, average person knows nothing about betting so will be full of inaccuracies.
>>63439764
About Mackers?
>>63439795
Yeah that's the word on the street, not sure if it's about pro gambling on the whole or solely Mackers
>>63439795
Been in the works for aaaages though so don't expect it anytime soon
Mackers documentary would just be him in his boxers infront of a laptop for 15 hours swearing at his dodgy tv feed. Then Finnie shows up and asks him for a new Louis Vuitton bag
>>63439841
>>63439872
Would prefer a Louis Theroux one.
>>63439929
Can imagine Louis standing there...
>So you start crying and can't stop when this bet didn't go your way? Can you tell us a bit about that it made me slightly worried about you?
>>63439894
>>63439929
Shame it's never going to happen. I think there would be a decent amount of interest in it from gamblers and the general public, the figures he wins and loses is pretty obscene and the fact he's got his own house, paid for in cash by the age of 22 is incredible.
>>63440044
>paid for in cash
I don't think he paid £700,000 in bills tucked away in a suitcase m8.
>>63440085
I meant as in without a mortgage liddo
>>63440004
This is a GREAT picture.
Would pay 4 figures to see a Rossy pic similar to this.
>>63440004
Looks like a nice house, anyone know his address?
C O L U M B U S
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>>63440318
>o2.5
>2 offsides goals given
>>63440134
Like this?
>>63440501
needs some duck related headgear
>On Andrew Kek O250.5 yards
>Gets 252 yards
surreal
That AR in the Columbus game is having an absolutely dire game
>>63440501
Surely the most Scottish photo of all time?
>>63441710
Aye pal
Who /10pblackjack/ here?
>>63443366
nobody you degenrate gambler
Lillard o34.5 points + assists + rebounds
>>63443415
up unreal
>>63443978
Too obvious but nice try
>>63444061
what do you mean? he's genuinely posted this
Why can't I find decent NHL streams any more?
>>63439929
>Louis 'Cleveland' Theroux
>>63443978
This can't be real. And he can't be right, can he? This can't be profitable in the long term.
>>63443677
sometimes coins land heads multiple times in a row. You aren't even flipping a coin... you're odds literally aren't even 50%.
>>63443677
Prepare to digress to the mean
>>63444732
No, no, and no
There are paid facebook/twitter groups who post things like this, but they don't last long
>>63443978
top banter from james tbf
>>63444732
Its a complete piss take m8
>Seattle equalizing in the last minute
>>63445577
This game
>>63445577
>Dallas scoring a winner seconds later
>>63445577
Also
>.gif
>not a gif
Triggered
>>63445695
Who've you got for Vancouver v Portland?
>>63445577
>>63445641
rest in piss my u1.5
>>63445851
Not touching it, but I think Portland DNB @ 2.5 is a bit steep. Their style of play favors playing on the road and it's a rivalry game.
>>63445967
I had Vancouver or Draw in a treble with Columbus and Dallas but I've decided not to risk it and just cashed out
>>63446154
It's the only one I didn't bet on today because I just can't separate the teams. Was on Columbus & o2.5 in that game as well as Dallas and New York, but this one makes me weary, so I'm sitting it out
>>63446330
>weary
Must be the dia/bet/es
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd8HZDdCDWo
>you will never be a college football player and dish out top notch banter on national television
>>63446644
Call me Ice Cube cos I just got a triple double
Srsly doe, I need a stream for blackhawks
>>63446954
>this is top notch banter in America
>>63444244
Check redditt
>Ameribets
Thanks for the Lillard tip senpai
>>63448419
No problem family
>on Portland -2.5 too
getting much sweatier than I anticipated
Unreal collapse, getting outscored by 30 in the 4th quarter on your home floor
well lids, you'll be happy to know that i'm hanging up my boots. Lost $1080 today.
Back to being a wage slave I go...
hahaha, no just kidding. I'm going to recover it all on DotA next weekend. ESL Frankfurt inc!
Side note: Denver is a piece of shit and I hope manning and his massive forehead die on the plane ride back to Denver. Kidding!
>>63451061
Had a nine card lay 8 teams hit bro-nocs lost iktf desu senpai
>>63451061
That's what you get for betting on the NFL tbf
>>63451150
Fuck the saints too
>>63451169
>>63451150
hahaha, yes it's getting to that time of the season when unpredictable shit happens. best time for nfl bets is weeks 2 - 6 from my experience.
Anyways, at least I have this parlay to fall back on if everything goes south. Too bad I have to wait until April to get paid.
>>63451353
<------this parlay
>>63451373
you're fucking retarded
guys do you even make money from this or is it just for the memes?
>>63452931
i just watch all the shrewd bets that i didn't have the balls to put on win, like crystal palace winning.against liverpool
>>63452953
I see
I made my first bet for Uruguay's derby and won, don't know much about international sports but I'm very confident on the local leagues. I mean my work is to watch sports and provide statistics so of course. Too bad most of the time there aren't odds for basketball and futsal. A third worlder like me could use some extra dosh
hope you lids are lumping on songkhla
>>63453014
hope you cashed in
>>63438894
>embellished the truth a bit
>a bit
"the best moment we had" was a non-existent 2-2 lith u17 vs spain u17 draw
>>63453037
hope you rebacked after 1-1
match is freemoney desu
Reminder that if you aren't UAFC on College Football after yesterday you have literally no excuse
lods a emone
>>63452931
It's my only income
Over 2.5 Goals between Hradec Kralove U21s & Slavia Prague U21s @ 4/11 (Czech U21 League, 12pm)
>>63453166
Nice, any advice for someone new?
The only one I know is 'don't make silly bets to recover lost money'
>>63453014
Nice breh
>>63452184
no you're retarded!
fag!
>>63453256
advice: get a real job
>tfw no avg kr gf
>>63453166
Size of roll and what was your roi last month?
Are you the dane with the big roll?
>>63453283
win some money and buy one
>>63453256
Learn the meaning of the following things: value bet, stake size, asian handicap, bankroll management, otter tears.
>>63452931
there are plenty of people here who make five figures, a few maybe even six a year
there are also plenty of people who make shit bets and constantly lose money
from browsing the thread you will be able to see which group posts the most
Value is the absolute key, learn what a value bet is, learn to price up your own team, horse, player etc
Essentially you need to bet on events that have a greater chance of occurring than the odds imply.
youth games, women's games, reserves, shit tier leagues are all places where bookie misprices are most likely to occur. You browse teams' facebook, twitter, official sites, local news websites with interviews etc
You also need a sensible staking plan which you adhere to rigidly, google bankroll management for some ideas.
Record every fucking bet you make on a spreadsheet, this will help you identify all sorts of different things.
good luck
Large staking Mladost Women +1.5 and under 3.5 goals
>>63453343
>>63453464
Thank you, I've been reading and it makes complete sense.
Just to clarify, value betting is directly identifying when you have better odds than 1 and abusing it, if you combine this with sports knowledge, bankroll management and experience it should mean that you'll always make money over time, right?
>>63453542
Also would it be a good idea to make several small bets over a couple weeks to study and get used to the system?
hyundai steel red - need a goal like AIR
what are the best bookies for live in-play e-sports betting btw? keep in mind us yuros cant access all bookie sites like bet365 etc..
currently leaning towards pinnacle
>>63453655
Pinnacle are better than 365 and offer more markets
>>63453542
Yes all of that last bit is correct. I'm not sure what you mean by "have better odds than 1" though
Value can be betting a horse 21.00 that you think should be 13.00, or betting on a Scottish referendum 'No' vote at 1.4 when you think it should be 1.2.
The size of the odds doesn't matter, as long as you're backing at a bigger price than what you think is the 'true price'.
Yes, start with low stakes. There isn't any limit to the amount of bets you should make as long as they're value. Making one value bet in a day is much better than five addict bets.
>>63453569
Here lad read this
>>63453843
>inflating the ego of J West like this
Shiggy diggy
Last minute Pyunik II penalty, the fix is in.
>>63453905
the korean qts too
>>63453481
HUP
Can't stop winning
Lausanne (top of their league) to beat Xamax (9 of 10) at home @ 1.80
Lausanne have been stuttering a bit lately but surely they have enough to overcome a team that handed the bottom side half their wins.
>>63453878
>we should now disregard any good advice thats come from a trip because of some Swedish anons and his jealousy
tears
>>63454058
Watch a lot of Swiss football m8?
>>63454226
>>63454226
>>63454226
new thread
So I decided to find out if I should devote more time to In-Play betting. For this I didn't plan to bet big as the sole purpose was to find out if I should bet big in the future. My football knowledge I would class as average I know the main leagues and the top teams in them.
Here is my history from the last 47 hours. I mainly did £2.50 bets as it tended to return around £5, as it was £2.50 I was also not bothered about betting on multiple games. http://imgur.com/nXRgWrd 20/25 Correct.
The method I've been using. Not at all complicated, I will be on Bet365 and have open "Multi View", all I will do is bet on the teams with more DA's (Dangerous Attacks) although you also have to keep an eye on how many shots the teams had. Tend to go for at least double the dangerous attacks than the other team. Then normally go for that team to score next, you will find that some times that team will not have the best of odds for next team to score so check some of the Asian handicaps or other logical bets.
This might have made no sense as I'm extremely tired right now.
I plan to slowly increase how much I bet and see how that goes!
>reddit discovers rball betting
It's like they're in the fucking Stone Age of betting and we are already on the moon
