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Super Jez Edition.
https://vine.co/v/elWwellBhiQ
>on Giroud…
>He is very angry.
epic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRNxrfB0Lz0
Pray for Salah edition
>>63450278
JUST
>>63450278
fugg
>>63450074
>>63450178
OKAY THAT IS GOOD. ALSO? SABOTAGE? FUCKING SPERMS. PROOFS I DEMAND PROOFS OR YOU'RE MEMEING TOO! CHICKEN CHICKEN!
>10 players out with injury
>international break coming
How many more players will get their shit fucked up senpai? How much longer until the entire youth team is starting?
Why do people like Corebin? He's a dumb motherfucker, out of his depth, I think he's autistic and he's got no political ability in his fucking body. Yet liberal normies eat his shit up.
He's like Canadian PM who knows nothing bout politics and his entire campaign was "I'll leaglize weed LMAO" and he fucking won.
>News conference
>has his cabinet behind him, new staff
>Reporter goes "Why do you have perfect 50/50 split of men and women?"
>He replies "It's 2015"
>People think this is an adequete response.
>I talked to my mum on the phone bout this and she got mad thinking I'm soggykneeitches and shit. I went on to explain why could he have just gone "Best people for the job" and it wasn't about men or women. "Oh well it's refreshing to see retards in power" she basically said
>>63450278
Fuck sake. Least he isn't >ours
Besides the collapse of the Empire, has there ever been anything that has made the English as asspained as Corbyn?
Yall niggas salty as fuck about this dude
>>63450600
>collapse of the Empire
>USA education
You do know in 1919 it was renamed "The British Commonwealth" and, what's that, the Commonwealth still exists?
Pro tip. All these countries here, the Queen is their head of state.
As for your comment, Thatcher. Thatcher pissed off the North so much that people sang "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead" for weeks when she died and security was made so tight for her funeral due to threats and shit it was insane.
So, yeah. Thatcher.
>>63450701
>Pro tip. All these countries here, the Queen is their head of state.
R-Really?
>>63450833
Yes, really. But you have your own independent head of state who runs the country. But being a member of the Commonwealth means you have Queen as your head.
That's why countries like Egypt and co left it, so they didn't have to have that shit.
>>63450544
He generally opposes and calls out the bullshit of the current establishment and Leader. It's refreshing.
Plus he speaks fairly directly about issues and doesn't deflect or change topic.
And tbf, policies of removing poverty and helping the nhs, disarming from nukes and campaigning for fairer wages are popular and good choices imo.
>>63450600
Right wingers always need a figure to smear and try demonise. Heck, he was blasted in the press for "not bowing low enough" during Remembrance Sunday. It's so cringey how low they're getting.
>>63450701
But yeah, this guy is right. Half the country still hates that woman.
Isn't politics quite off topic for this board tho? Dontbanmeplz
>>63450948
>disarming from nukes
Why do you still have those? You're basically European Canada, the American nuclear arsenal should be more than enough to protect you.
>>63450985
Bc "muh national defense".
Despite the nhs being in heaps of shit there are people that genuinely think nukes are more important than free healthcare. It's absurd.
>>63450833
>>63450894
>>63450701
It's hilarious the the colony started by your criminals has become an objectively better place to live in less than 250 years
Meanwhile over thousands of years, England has devolved into a semi-Islamic shithole run by a pig fucker
desu senpai baka
>>63451074
(You)
>>63451074
Have a reply lad
>>63451010
>there are people that genuinely think nukes are more important than free healthcare. It's absurd.
It's funny that it's such a big issue over there. Nukes get so little attention in our politics that you wouldn't think we have literally hundreds of them just lying around in flyover country.
>>63450948
I'm both the 1st and 3rd person in your comment. Corebin might be refreshing, but he doesn't understand politics. The guy will never get into power with his policies, why? Cause all leaders are pre-bought by their campaign donators. Ever wonder why random fucknuts you never heard of get Knight Hoods and MBE's and shit? It's cause if they don't, they lose their money.
He might "call out the bullshit", but he understands nothing. He asked DC 6 times about Tax Credits (a thing those who complain about it don't actually understand. As the limit has been raised so you don't actually begin to pay tax until a certain point now, this is just money shifting) and DC gave 6 replies, but cause it wasn't what Corebin wanted, the guy kept asking. That's autism and a sign of a guy who has no idea what he's doing.
>disarming nukes
Oh boy. What a great idea. Remove a deterent from people. Mutual destruction surely doesn't stop buttons being pressed. It's not like Thatcher threatened to nuke Argentina if the French President didn't delay Exocet missiles and give disarming codes to the Brits.
It's not like that was a major factor in saving lives and winning the war. "But you don't have any nukes, Thatcher, you disarmed them!"
"Oh...."
So, no, disarming a "FUCK YOU" ability if we get nuked is fucking stupid. It blows my fucking mind that people think it's a good idea. Why? Cause they want more money for benefits. But forget that they also want everybody under the sun coming here to claim them. What's that? If you come to UK and stay here for 6 months, you can then bring your entire family, including extended family, to UK and give them citizenship? COOL!
The guy has no fucking idea and would destroy UK's place in the world. Something Thatcher sacrificed to maintain our relevance, at the cost of death threats and abuse.
>>63450260
Giroud scores, but not enough. If only we had a GOAT striker...
>>63450504
Kos, Sanchez and Ozil
Which injured players do you wish you could hang out with while their injured?
I personally think Ospina because his wife would make the best empanadas.
If not Ospina then Welbeck because he probably great banter behind the scenes
I've been out of the loop, what the fuck is going on with Chelsea?
>>63451238
Small club got lucky for a few seasons
>>63451238
they're shit
>>63451275
>>63451291
So what does that make every other team in the fucking EPL considering how they got fucking demolished last season by chelsea? 200% shit?
You don't go from becoming the champs by such a huge margine to almost being knocked out of the EPL unless there's some shit going on in the background
>>63450985
>>63451010
Because if we get nuked, being able to send an Astute Class Submarine loaded with nukes themselves to destroy the country that nuked us, is important. USA has closed dozens of bases in Europe and is reducing it's military there drastically (this was before Russia invaded Crimea). They are more concerned about China and them making fake islands (then claiming they're not, despite the UN saying they don't count when considering territory in sea).
So, no, disarming nukes is stupid. Reducing costs by using 3rd party bases? Possibility, but still dangerous. Canada, France and USA are all possible places iirc.
In the end, no fucking point. The guy is literally picking on shit that knows gets peoples attention.
Want to solve NHS crisis? Make it so that you have to be a 3rd generation Brit to get free health care. Make it so that you have to pay if you're a "health tourist". Protip. My local HIV Clinic has 0% (ZERO) (NOTHING) (NONE) British Nationals in it. They're all from Africa. Yet NHS is paying for them. Why?
NHS is fucked because:
1. Too many people in the country
2. Too many people coming here (380,000 (Three hundred and eighty THOUSAND) more people came to UK last year than left)
3. People come here for health care then leave
4. "The NHS will fix it" attitude and people not caring about their health.
Britain can only maintain it's position if another Thatcher came along. This is indisputable.
Whatever, liberals gonna lib.
>>63450278
Bullshit injury. You now remember Ramsey.
>>63451324
The entire league is shit. We're just consistently less shit than 80% of the league
>>63451324
>what is form
>implying last season matters
matic, fabregas, hazard, ivanovic are all shit this season
matic and iva being shit exposes jt and cahill as bus parking frauds
that's about it really, and the small clubs aren't afraid to have a go at them because of their current form
>>63451207
All Cameron did was saying he'd be coming back with a new budget right? He effectively dodged the question as politicians do.
While I agree Jeremy could ask better questions during his time, I appreciate pushing for a straight answer. It's what his followers wanted after all, he's their spokesperson.
There's literally no point in nukes at this point. The little faith I have in humanity likes to think even the dumbest people in power aren't dumb enough to start launching shit. That pissing contest stopped decades ago and is nothing but a drain now. Plus like anon said, having the U.S. As allies with like 90% of the worlds nukes kinda negates the need.
And as I said. Nhs is way more important.
But, oh you're one of THOSE guys... Forget we started this discussion man. I really cba.
Back to arse talk plz
>>63451330
Plz no what have I started.
>>63451238
they won a CL, so they dont give a fuck anymore.
No more politics please I'm so sorry.
>>63451370
This.
Also, didn't Mouyes go "I'm going to make our game more attractive (or entertaining) this season" or something?
Well it's entertaining for me. Seeing such an awful collapse. Shame they won't get relegated.
>yfw they win all of the following games, end up with CL and FA Cup
>yfw Arsenal lose all of their following games, and end up out of Top 4 with only Community Shield
I dunno what I'd do lads.
>>63451432
How the fuck are they gonna win the CL really? Like really?
We always get top 4, that's not even a worry. Id be pissed if we don't get top 2.
>>63451397
>one of THOSE guys
>S-s-stop having d-d-different opinions and reasonable arguments!
Fuck off son. What other reason is there for disarming nukes. The answer is always "Saves money". Okay, where does that money go to? The answer always leads to some social thing, like NHS or whatever. Pissing contest isn't over, especially when Putin put his nukes on standby over Crimea last year. Nor like the Dooms Day Clock is still 5 mins to midnight.
Whatever man, if you want more free shit, fine, but come up with better reasoning.
But I'll go back to Arse.
>>63451421
Good, learn your place, liberal scum. [spoiler]Jokes babe[/spoiler]
So, are all the national teams playing? So, we could lose Sanchez, Ozil, Kos, Mert and Cech? Does Cech still play NT?
>>63451495
How the fuck did they win it last time when they finished 6th?
Same fucking situation mate.
>Americans
>>63451515
aging spine who were robbed in previous editions got extremely lucky
this current team won't win against barca or bayern, let alone both
>>63451499
Thanks for stopping. It's like fb and I come here to step away from that shit.
We could potentially lose a lot. But desu the break helps us more than anything, time for hector/theo/ox to get fit.
Especially hector, I still don't trust ledouchey
>>63451515
Hardly.
Hazard "third best player in the world" is literally invisible.
Defense is a shambles.
They'd get torn apart by barca/bayern without the help of mega refball
>chance to go clear at the top
>giroud fucks up again
This is why he isn't good enough.
>>63451543
True. I only got into this cause cunts of FB don't understand politics. Thinking that if DC resigned, then the next guy will be better. It's the "replace the manager" mentality. That any change is good. When every leader is in the pocket of his donors.
As for getting fit, it'll be shit if others get injured. As I said, I dunno who's playing and who's not. I hope Ozil, Sanchez, Cech and Kos don't get played.
>>63451569
>They'd get torn apart by barca/bayern without the help of mega refball
>>63451625
Sanchez and Cech always do, not sure bout the others.
>>63451635
they just lost to bayern and barca rejects: the club senpai
>>63451635
>16th in the league literally losing to Stoke twice in the last two weeks
enough for me
>>63451432
>yfw they win all of the following games, end up with CL and FA Cup
If they were that good, they wouldn't have been in this position in the first place.
>Hazard is better than Gibbs
>>63451643
Why isn't Sanchez doing well?
>>63451656
And Arsenal lost to Shef Wednesday 3-0, what's your point? Doesn't mean anything.
>>63451687
Then you're a fool. They came 6th the season they won CL and it was such a shock that FIFA/UEFA had to made a ruling saying they could defend the title next season despite not being Top 4. Don't you remember? It caused Spurs to be unable to get into CL and it was a fucking amazing laugh.
>>63452056
>and it was such a shock that FIFA/UEFA had to made a ruling saying they could defend the title next season despite not being Top 4
that was already in efffect after liverpool won in 2005
could've been since 2000 but the spanish fa threw zaragoza under the bus
also arsenal's youth lost to wednesday tbf
>>63452093
take the poo to the loo my friend
>>63450167
>tfw Corbyn has been your local MP for your entire lifetime
>tfw you first met him when you were 8, waiting for the 29 with your granddad
>tfw you talked to him on your doorstep just 6 months ago
>now he's suddenly emerged from North London liberal obscurity to being the scourge of Tory boys everywhere
>tfw you realise he has some wacky ideas but support him to the hilt out of some weird sense of tribal loyalty
>get pissed off every time the media concocts some stupid controversy about him over absolutely nothing
never understood what people saw in nacho to displace gibbs. they are bothe very similar in quality.
>>63452163
Nacho doesn't get injured every 3 months
>>63452163
nacho can actually do more than spray and pray 1-2s in attacking situations
nacho doesn't switch off defending the far post like gibbs habitually does
nacho's legs aren't made of chocolate
>>63450544
Trudeaus campaign barely focused on legalizing weed at all. You're a fucking moron talking about things you know nothing about.
>>63452056
Eh? Sanchez is doing okay
Mate Chelsea are shit. Why is that hard to grasp? Serious issues at that club, I suspect back room staff.
They ain't winning shit this season
>>63452163
Nacho is a more complete player. He's better defensively, he's better technically, and he links up better with the players down that side of the pitch.
I like a lot Gibbs but Nacho has completely deserved to be chosen ahead of him for so long.
>>63452144
>He will never be your Dad
Why live
>>63452163
Nacho is so much better it's stupid. There's a reason Gibbs never starts.
>we started a game with joel campbell and a cazorla seeing double, ended it with flamini and gibbs playing LW chasing a result, and we're level on points with the leaders
Logic says it can't get any worse that this. We've had some kind of injury crisis and we're still right in there. That's a real positive to be honest.
>>63452405
It's helped that prior to today Arsenal won 5 league games in a row while City have dropped points. Thankfully for Arsenal they have relatively tame fixtures coming up.
>>63452420
16 goals for and 3 against leading up to the NLD.
>>63451324
Because last season the had something to defend so they put everything on the line to park their bus and retain top spot. And as soon as they went out of bus parking mode and had to attack the whole team forgot how and shit defenders were exposed as shit as they relied on literally everyone defending.
Add to that that Mouyes is a man child who's shit at individual management and never blames himself and somehow turned his own team against him
>>63452056
Looks tired as fuck the past month really. Can't rotated because everyone died last month so it sucks
>flamini and arteta are S-T-I-L-L employed by arsenal football club
>>63452420
Disappointing but still glad we got something. Don't know how many times previous years when a title challenging team drew or lost and Arsenal didn't manage to at least pick up a point.
>>63452163
Monreal's a better defender. Probably helped when he played CB as he's way more aggressive and smart positionally in the past year. I'm a big Gibbs fan though. If he didn't get injured every 3/4 games he could be one of the best fullbacks in the league. Never gonna happen though
I'm very depressed over not being on top of the table :(
Does anyone have good Arse wallpapers for my phone??
>>63452635
>I'm very depressed over not being on top of the table :(
top of the table means nothing at this stage. if anything, it can pile up more pressure on the team
>>63452635
>>63452642
POO IN LOO
>you'll never be as based as this nignog
https://youtu.be/FKwlrYD7cN8?t=2m15s
feels bad man
Thank fuck for that international break, because Giroud looks very likely to start on another shit run. And of course, the injuries and the fatigue. Özil hasn't been picked right? That's a plus. All we need is for Alexis to like catch a cold and nothing happening to Cech, because the others won't play anyway and we're good to go.
>>63452163
Monreal is the more secure one, defensively, positionally, in possession, offensively, sense of timing when making runs. Monreal is so consistent that I disregard any attack coming down his flank, because I expect him to deal with it.
>>63451074
coming from chians rape baby lel
>>63452464
eh, we only lost twice this season in the league? For some reason I thought it was more
>>63452867
Do you think its funny or entertaining to be casually racist? Like you're indian so you actually have no excuse to be talking like that. I'd expect some ignorant Russian or hillbilly to say some shit like that.
Really dissapointed in you dude.
>>63453182
coon detected
>>63453182
He'll know what's up when he visit his family in England who works at one corner shop.
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/arsenal-vs-tottenham-jan-vertonghen-does-a-vinnie-jones-on-olivier-giroud-after-appearing-to-grab-a6726726.html
RamGOAT coming back when?
>>63453559
Hopefully soon.
>>63453293
>would Giroud have scored if Vertonghen didn't grab him by the nuts
>Neymar finally accepts he's black and now goatin' it up
That goal was amazing desu
Sam @samuelJayC
Wenger: "We should have Ramsey & Chamberlain back straight after the international break.
No feo
>>63454029
>2 more weeks of our boytoy
I love the Artist's recent work although his last piece was a bit of a dud.
>>63451900
no one believes this
>>63453293
must be nice
Arsenal's next 6 fixtures:
West Brom A
Zagreb H
Norwich A
Sunderland H
Olympiacos A
Aston Villa A
points in the bag lads
>>63453293
Nothing wrong with homos touching Giroud, he's irresistable
90th for giroud ass
>>63454114
are you /cheekyslap/ or /cheekypinch/?
>>63453182
How do I like this post?
Daily reminder that faggots in this thread didn't rate ozil.
Reminder that of giroud and Walcott didn't finish ozil's assists, they'd be blaming ozil and not Walcott or giroud
>>63454042
It's typical of Giroud really to have a good little spell then proceed to miss 4 or so amazing chances in one game to win it
>Ar5ena1
>>63454708
>tfw Giroud had 3 great chances and didn't score
ffs Wenger
>>63454029
sounds like he will be out for quite some time .... again
BBC Sport @BBCSport
Swansea part company with Michu by mutual consent, which leaves the striker free to find a new club immediately.
Hmmm Feo is out and we only have one fit striker
>>63455089
And if we bought Michu we'd still only have one fit striker.
>>63455114
wtf happened to him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgywGOk0mCo
that game was so annoying
>>63455129
Injury & him and Monk didn't get along...at all
SOMEONE. Explain the while Michu situation please
Don't understand how he went from shit to good to shit again and why does no one want him?
Surely something happened behind the scenes???
We should sign Kevin Volland in Jan if possible, next summer if not.
Better right wing option than Chamberlain and Ramsey. Plus he has the work and defensive work rate similar to Rambo.
Secondly he can work as a back up striker if need be. He'd compliment Sanchez on the other wing and give Ozil more options.
As an added benefit he's 23/24 or so. He shouldn't be too expensive from Hoffenheim, especially given their current situation.
There are people who unironically thinK G-rood is elite.
>G-rood
>elite
>UNIRONICALLY
>>63455410
Michu suffered a terrible ankle injury that permanently ruined him. So now he plays in the 3rd tier spanish league for funzies
Just got a call for a job interview today lads. It's at 2 pm Eastern Time. Wish me luck!
>>63455668
Good luck m8
>>63455709
Thanks, I really need this to work out since a lot of bullshit expenses drained my coffers this year.
>robbed at gunpoint
>laptop dies
>phone stolen
>etc. etc.
>ramsey
Lads, is there a more based YouTube channel than h3h3productions?
The fucker makes me laugh as hard as ever tbd(to be desu)
Open to suggestions tbd
>>63455915
tbd (to be desu)
>>63455915
desu
LADS
A
D
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>>63456558
what
>>63456614
big news at 7:30, keep your ears open
>>63456621
It's actually big news on Jan 1st tbhonest.
If Tomas was alive we'd have beaten Spurs desu
>>63456716
Based tomas is back after the break
>Nemanja Matic: We will rise up the Premier League table and must wait for Manchester City to drop points
Is that a sly dig at arsenal?
>implying arsenal wouldn't win the league
TBD
>>63457018
>Having a dig at Arsenal when you're 17 points behind
kek.
How do you think Claude is feeling after that display against Spuds?
Yfw Corbyn on AFTV
>>63452163
Gibbs isn't white enough for these edgy fucks.
>>63457388
This thread is the first time I've even heard of him tbd
>>63457018
Misleading headline, the City part he was talking about last season.
Vardy is the worst forced meme in a while. Hope the low class chav gets castrated.
>>63457778
He's the next Michu la
>>63457778
You will support that meme when he joins Arsenal in Jan.
>>63455915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEg7qjFcGXw
Not even a gamer but holy shit this made me mad.
>>63457856
>Arsenal
>buying meme flavour of the month players
What next, Ben Arfa?
>>63457425
Gibbs is the whitest player in the squad followed by Theo. Jack is the blackest.
>>63457918
kill yourself faggot
welbeck will be back to replace feo la
>>63458030
Really hope he remains stuck in injury hell 2bh
>>63457916
Isn't law and order like, a famous emmy winning show?
Kek
>>63457778
Tomorrow he'll know he didn't win the player of the month (ozil) and he'll start playing like shit tbd
>Moyes sacked
Goodnight sweet prince
>Vieira new NYCFC coach
Getting ready for Arsenal job desu
>>63454029
what about bellerin?
>>63459177
he is at a better place now alongside Feo,Jack,Rosicky,Welbz and the others.
>>63459063
I reckon 2022 he'll be the arsenal manager famalam.
This website was created for people to have fun on moderator stop being so childish
>>63459821
This is offsides why is he celebrating like hes messi or something
>>63459940
Look at the far right defender in the box as the pass is played. He is onside.
>>63460060
Fucking hell I miss this cunt so much.
>>63460191
>Its only Ray Parlour
lel
>>63458525
MOYES MEMES ARE IN AGAIN BOYES
Thanks to whoever's posting these. Req: Jack vs. Norwich.
>>63460334
I dont have that one. Plus I'm off to bed now lad. I have responsibilities at work ;_;
>>63460390
No problem mate, appreciated all the same.
>>63460334
someone might have it in better quality but here it is
>webbum bro right now
bellends is arses best player this season
ARSENAL ARE SO FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT!
YOU GOT OLIVIER “HOLD ON AFTER I SCORE THIS I’M GONNA DROP THE HOTTEST PHOTOSHOOT OF 2015" GIROUD
ALEXIS “LE CUT INSIDE AND EMBARRASS YOUR RIGHT BACK” SANCHEZ
HECTOR “BARCA GONNA MISS A NIGGA AFTER ONLY 1 YEAR STARTING, FUCK THAT SHIT ENJOY ALVES BITCH ASS LOL” BELLERIN
FRANCIS “HOT DAMN WASTED 6 YEARS OF MY CAREER ON FUCKING LOAN TIME TO GET REAL NIGGA” COQUELIN
MESUT “HOW MAY I ASSIST YOU SHIT ON A NIGGA” ÖZIL
MATTHEIU “RATHER PLAY WITH THIS TRAINWRECK THAN NEWCASTLE” DEBUCHY
SANTI “MALAGA JUST GONNA GIVE A NIGGA AWAY LIKE THAT, TIME TO GET TROPHIES” CAZORLA
ALEX “I KILLED CHELSEA IN AUGUST AND WON ANOTHER SHIELD” OXLADE-CHAMBERLAIN
NACHO “CAVIAR OF LEFT BACKS” MONREAL
HOLY FUCK THESE ARE THE REALEST NIGGAS IN FOOTBALL
HERE'S SOME DIALOGUE FROM A MATCH:
DEFENDING SANCHEZ
SANCHEZ: DON'T MAKE ME SHIT ON A NIGGA
Darmian: Please Alexis I'll suck your dick please don't do it I obey
SANCHEZ: DON'T MAKE ME SHIT ON A NIGGA
SANCHEZ: IM BOUTTA SHIT ON A NIGGA
SANCHEZ POWERFULLY BLASTS IN A GOAL OVER PAST DARMIAN OVER DE GEA
SANCHEZ: DAMN. Just shit on a nigga. Another fucking day in London.
Lads I need ur advice idk if I should go to University for Economics or Business administration.
Also
Request Alexis dribble vs Dortmund
>>63460565
You missed out Kos. Plus Cech
>>63460620
depends on school but you can do more with BBA in accounting or finance
>>63460491
kill yourself
>>63460620
both are good. I'm bias cause I'm finishing up economics now.
graduate school options are better with economics. the only way you'll make money in both if you go the way which requires a lot of stats and numbers.
BUt in either case your first year will consist of taking intro econ courses and you can make your decision then.
>>63460620
i would follow business administration, i've been studying that and economics for over 3 years and economics is killing me slowly from inside, it's interesting tho
>>63460696
Right now I'm looking at Guelph, Brock, McMaster and Laurier
>>63460743
>>63460760
Thanks for the advice lads. I still have some time but wasn't sure which to go for
>>63460823
laurier>mcmaster>brock>guelph
laurier has great coop for business
brock has solid accounting program
>>63460878
Doesn't Brock have a good dual degree program which gives u a law degree from the UK?
>>63460932
not sure but i do know of a dual degree for business where you get bba from brock and a school from europe(germany, ireland, france)
also entering high school averages for admission
http://cudo.cou.on.ca/page.php?id=7&table=9#univ=3,12,25,33&r=1505&y=2013
>>63460823
go to mcmasters for economics
>>63460191
It's only Ray Parlour
>PSG still anxious to land Wenger
>>63462196
Thank fuck. Cannot wait until he fucks off.
>tfw Walcott is out for two months
>>63462266
>yfw that actually means 4 months
>>63460653
Any suggestions?
>>63460620
If you think you are going to get any sort of administration job straight out of school in a business context, then you better be prepared to be a manager at a Kohl's.
Get a degree in something with actual technical knowledge, not business buzzword bullshit like "synergy"
>>63450985
>Britain gets nuke by France as revenge for agincourt
>America has two choices.
>Nuke France and risk France retaliating with submarine second strikes that could almost assurredly take out every major coastal city in the US. This option would destroy France and cost the Americans unthinkable damages.
>alternatively they could just do nothing and express deep concern. Without risking nuclear annihilation on behalf of a country that has already been BTFO.
You cannot rely on other states for meaningful detterence.
It's happening lads.
>Alexis out next season
>>63464971
Hopefully January tbhonest.
>>63450701
>>63450894
The Queen is not the head of State of those countries you idiot.
Embarrassing.
Who else ready for the January of #NoSignings
its alright lad
because we'll have #LANS
>>63466458
Wilshere LANS goat when m8
>lans
The worst meme of all t-bh
>tfw you lose 3-nil to P$G on FIFA, even with >our A lineup
>>63469185
>cazorshit over ramshere midfield pairing
>not playing ox or welbz on the left
you deserve it
>>63469185
but I thought FIFA wasn't realistic?
>>63469185
>A lineup
>Ramsey and Alexis switching sides
>no Coq
>>63469185
i shit on my friends and seasons with this formation
>>63460339
underrated goal
>according to /sp/ these are not first team players
Also, daily reminder not to respond to Cest (Tet) or Jewmaican. Report them when they avatarfag (Anime for Cest, Cara for Jewnigger) and when they talk about off-topic stuff.
We are the cure, together we can be rid of the cunts.
>>63469185
>>63469335
>buy super deluxe version of FIFA16
>load it up once
>open 1 pack
>get Arsene Wenger
>get shit players
>never been back on
I need to, but I'm spending way too much money on other things.
>>63465927
>7 first team injured players
>3 substitute/rotation players also injured
Wenger won't buy anybody, you're right. Why? Cause the board won't let him pay £15m+ on a player with no re-sell value. So, at best, we'll get some loans. Then have another Summer of no signings :)
>>63452635
From phone wallpaper guy.
>>63471375
>tfw Walcott has gone the full Wishere cycle
be shit for a long time after being injured - goat it up - get confidence up - finally start to deliver - things are looking bright - get injured - be out for a minimum of 3 months
rinse and repeat, so sick of it
>>63472027
Granted, this is a 3rd party site, I dunno if it's the confirmed time out, or just the assumed time out. Either way.
Wenger signs a GOAT strike in January and we'll challenge for the league and FA Cup. Without one, we won't get either.
>>63471375
Wait, Debuchy is injured again?
>>63472084
Looks like it. Gibbs came on remember?
>>63472084
Wenger said he was 'only tired' when he took him off so yes he probably is.
>>63472095
>>63472100
Let's recall Jenks in January and sell West Ham Debuchy.
>>63472118
Debuchy already reiterated that he tries to remain 'strong' when canal + asked him about his playing time and that he'll wait until December and than looks what happens.
Sounds like he is gone in January.
Thank God for Petr Cech
>>63467880
>forgetting coqueLANS
>>63471375
>theo 2 months
rip season
ABO BTFO BTFO BTFO.
Now shut the fuck up. It's Giroud's fault for not converting all the balls given to him on a plate. Get a better striker and Arsenal will be better.
>>63472245
November and December, he should be back for January, which means Wenger won't feel the need to sign anybody. LANS m8.
>>63472310
>le invisible in every big game man
>le literal 0 touches against Chelsea in 60 minutes one time
>>63472376
>>63472389
Yawn. I can keep going, shitposter-kun :3
>>63472376
BOY I SURE DO LOVE MEMES. MEMES ARE MY LIFE. ALL MEMES ARE INHERENTLY TRUE
>>63472394
>>63472389
>>63472376
First player to get 6 assists in a row in the HISTORY of the EPL.
First player to get 10 assists in the first 11 games in the HISTORY of the EPL.
Imagine if we had, say, Saurez, Nerman, Messi, Ronaldo or even fucking Ibrahmovic to pass too instead of Giroud?
>Vardy wins the Golden Boot award for October
Do you guys like memes?
>>63472425
Imagine him keeping up this rate of almost 1 assist a game. He's going to shatter the record so hard.
>>63472674vry
Why do pens even count as official goals? Should be footnooted every time someone wanks over a scoring record.
>>63472674
there are always one or two teams,players and maybe managers that meme hard around until December/January.
This season it's Leicester,Tottenham and West Ham with Vardy and the mouth breather who take the annual meme award.
http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/20151109/wenger-why-i-admire-indian-culture
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>>63473003
>I am an admirer of Indian culture because, historically, through [Mahatma] Gandhi, when you are a young boy you learn about [his non-violence principles] and it has a special meaning to you
Sounds like a 12 year old
>>63473015
Yeah, the French know all about non-violence, what with all the surrendering and all.
>>63473033
Wenger was born in Strasbourg in the 1940's though, he probably has lots of nazi blood in his veins.
>>63473003
has he met panjeet yet
>>63473003
>“On the other hand, when you look here, there is a very big Indian community in England and that's why I was asked by the club to say all this stuff I probably don't believe"
Would you spend 80m on Lewy no questions asked?
>>63473695
It's not my money so yeah.
>>63473003
>went for a curry last night
>had a few drinks afterwards
>walking home
>cramps in my gut, feel like there's a bomb going off in my small intestine
>literally bent over double at various points on the walk home
>my sphincter bravely holds out against the hordes of Indian savagery
>rush in through the front door, tell my gf to evacuate the toilet
>put the tap on full blast when I get in the toilet because I know this is going to be disgustingly noisy
>let out a booming, uninterrupted fart that echoes around the neighbourhood for a good 10 seconds
>weeping tears of relief as I fart squirts of liquid fire from my virgin anus
>flush the toilet about 5 times during the ordeal
>collapse onto the bed and curl up in the foetal position
>finally understand why not all Indian poo can go in the loo
>I'll never mock Panjeet again
>>63473735
You do realise that squatting in a street is just going to make the shit splatter on your ass, right?
Also, Indians don't suffer from those afflictions, because they're accustomed to the spices and fat used in them. So their shit isn't liquid unless they're personally irritated by it.
New Tuesday club lads
http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/10062614/wayne-rooney-slaps-wrestler
>>63474007
http://hwcdn.libsyn.com/p/b/4/9/b495e23714808d19/The_Tuesday_Club_-_The_Charlie_Adams_Suit.mp3?c_id=10255592&expiration=1447168457&hwt=96aa5a7fdc55c8388bd2b482d4786059
lmao la'ds this is a good one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpIRTfSLWI8
>>63474135
>he is only a scorer of penalty
Lel.
>>63474135
I'm tired of this disgusting invasion of foreigners in the English game. Why waste all this time with overrated shite like Monreal when you could've bought Luke Shaw or Gibbs. Bellerin is the biggest fraud of them all, Carl Jenkinson is just as good without the shitty accent and injury problems. Jack is clearly better than Santi Cazorla in everything but fitness. I mean lets be honest here. A malaga reject and an over the man that the finest footballers in the world have acknowledged as the creme de la creme, the best of the best gets to start for what? Because muh two feet. He doesn't have the passion or the stomach for a proper derby match. The french, germans, and south americans can stay though, they're cool
>>63474258
I didn't start watching Arsenal in 1998 to see a bunch of spanish accented cunts takeover our beloved english club
>EXCELLENT NEWS: Aaron Ramsey, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, & Hector Bellerin all expected to be fit for Arsenal's next game vs WBA.
>>63474336
would love to see what campbell has to offer while playing with bellerin tho, i wouldn't put the ox in the starting 11
r8 my keyring :D
>>63474354
+ reverse
>>63474354
He's a money pilfering rat who's ruined one of the biggest clubs in football history
>Premier League Manager of the Month: March 1998, April 1998, October 2000, April 2002, September 2002, August 2003, February 2004, August 2004, September 2007, December 2007, February 2011, February 2012, September 2013, March 2015, October 2015
>>63474363
:<
but he was fast and good
he couldn't help it that his ankles were made of glass
>>63472919
>the mouth breather
That Jesus Lizard track always pops into my head whenever there's a close-up of his face.
>>63474407
It's kinda mean, I know he can't help it since his tounge is apparently simply too big for his mouth but holy shit he looks like a grade A retard.
>>63450701
These countries are eligible. We don't want America though as they'll mess up our Commonwealth Games.
>>63472674
Vardy isn't a meme, he's the hero that English football needs. Taking back the prem from the overpaid diving dago cunts and generic pacey black kids.
>>63474363
The money Arsenal got for him went in to building London Colney.
>>63452777
Leave based India alone
http://www.sport.es/es/noticias/real-madrid/arsenal-interesado-jese-rodriguez-4659066
some news fa'm
>>63474135
>I got Peter Crouchs younger brother next to me
I'm glad I'm not the only one. Monreal is Crouch's long lost Spanish brother.
So, it appears that we dodged a bullet.
http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/11/10/uk-soccer-france-benzema-idUKKCN0SZ1G520151110
Wenger knows best?)
So i tried to imagine in what sort of trouble our current squad can get in.
>Sanchez is a drug trafficking courier.
>Wilsher is in some nazi youth group.
>Giroud is a male prostitute.
>Cazorla is Girouds pimp.
>>63474935
>November results
>>63474548
Ikr?
I used to always think they looked ditto!
The mouth, the hair, those eyes, everything matches.
Wonder why nobody brought it up until now
>>63475310
we noticed when he signed la'
Reminder Wenger and Arsenal are still inferior to Mourinho and Chelsea
>>63475503
Standings say otherwise.
>>63475137
>That March when the pressure is off
>>63472425
funny thing is he's made so many great chances that have been wasted
3 v Spurs alone, loads v Palace away
Could have been at 20 assists already
>>63475745
Probably won't be this year if we're still in the title race.
>Tottenham away
>Everton away
>>63476104
At least it'll secure the Fourth Place Trophy
>>63476160
Decent base for Pep to build on next year I guess
Honestly, if Ozil continues to play like this we can win the league. He was really amazing in the last couple of games, and imo, he was one of the rare players that tried to help as much as he could vs Bayern. Everything went uphill after that first Bayern game.
>>63476190
>pep
>us
'No'
>>63476281
I agree lad. 2/3 months ago I was calling him shit, but he's completely won me over now.
Unless he turns to shit again.
>>63475552
Our trophy cabinet disagrees>>63476453
>>63476583
>Our
Come back when >your team has won more league titles than Sunderland la
>>63474448
>>63474373
Ajax is historically a bigger club than us. At what cost will it ever be okay for this shithead to cheapen the shirt that produced Bergkamp, Van Basten, Cruyff, Suarez, Seedorf, Zlatan? Dutch Football is basically ruined because of his arrogance and baseless pride. Did you know that the director of Ajax' Youth Academy quit today because of him? Fuck Overmars, Fuck that traitorous brittle-bodied rat cunt
>>63477248
>Dutch Football is basically ruined because of his arrogance and baseless pride.
Please explain why this is the case.
>>63477332
Ajax traditionally produces the finest dutch talent in the country and prepares them well to be professionals. Their national team, who made me fall in love with football along with Bergkamp and Arsenal, rely heavily on Ajax, PSV, and Feyenoord products to comprise the spine of the NT. Under Overmars leadership, money has been wasted on hiring contracting companies owned by his relatives and friends when vastly cheaper options were available. The hiring of De Boer and Bergkamp as first team coaches was daft at best considering De Boer can't coach for shit and Bergkamp can't fly abroad.
he constantly clashed with the youth academy that once was harmoniously in sync with the first team
He made shitty deals both purchasing and selling players with Eriksen and heitinga being the most notable screw ups. This snake in the grass is ruining the pride and joy of Amsterdam and he'll get away with it
Just woke up from a dream that I was at a statue unveiling for Reyes. He never left and he became a club legend, winning the league a couple of times in the years we didn't. I think too much about Arsenal, I don't need this bullshit.
>>63477560
I just had a nap and my dream was about how I peed my pants.
Just realised it's the international break so there's no reason to have this thread open. See you later lads.
>>63478582
Refresh this page for #NoSignings
>>63478582
Someone might post a handsome lad though
>>63478714
Feels like it's been a long time to be honest
Lacazette when?
>>63478714
>>63478772
>>63459940
>he doesn't remember the comeback goal against Leeds
Why can't he get a break?
>>63479601
because he is too good, especially the NT can't do without him.
Wenger and the NT are going to run him into the ground.
I wonder if Spice Doges behave on the airplane
>>63479736
I bet they whine so that he feels guilty and plays with them later
>>63479804
Probably would to.
>you will never Alexis as much as Atom does
>>63479804
>yfw he plays with them so hard he pulls his hamstring and misses 4 weeks
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CHELSEA?!!!
>>63479884
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>>63480008
WHAT DOES HE THINK OF WENGER?!!!
>>63480024
EVERYTHING
Take a bow lads
>>63480128
E-bow-e
rate my contribution la's
>>63480227
I love him so much
http://youtu.be/Mmjb9YSjdRw
Who let the Indians on here? Stop stinking up the joint with your shitposting ffs
>>63479835
Honestly a rest that long would be really good for him and he would come back GOAT. Sucks that >we don't have Welbz to rotate with him
>>63480272
>implying Michael Owen will ever acknowledge an assist poacher instead of a goal poacher like himself
>>63477560
I dreamed one time that i was having chat with wonga in a limusine. He talked about wilshere, and that he was afraid of losing the next game.
>>63481164
>tfw I imagined that this poster was Gilberto and that he had Alzheimers
>>63481274
>tfw nan has Alzheimer's
>tfw you will one day forget Podolski
>>63478971
when he'll prove that he's not a fekir babby
>>63482868
Based Coq slinging dick sex tape when Pierre?
>>63451207
>Nuclear deterrent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX_d_vMKswE
>>63480008
You have nothing to say Jose?
>>63483189
I appreciate the question.
>the fans are not stupid
>>63481164
Last night I was apparently the Arsenal manager and I was standing with Bob Wilson giving a team talk. I said something like 'you couldn't organise a box of fish' and they all laughed at me.
http://gu.com/p/4e4pv?
>tfw dopeball won the 2006 CL final
>>63485020
>Wenger was embroiled in a doping controversy of his own in 2011, when the former Arsenal midfielder Paul Merson told the French magazine So Foot that “on the night before big games we would go to a Holiday Inn in Islington where a yellowy product was injected into our arm. I never asked any questions. From the moment you trust a manager you take everything he asks you to.”
>At the time an Arsenal spokesman said the substance was a “simple multivitamin injection”, while Wenger angrily denied the story, saying: “If you find one player who I asked to take an injection to play one game, no matter how big the game was, I would resign tomorrow morning.”
Those injections probably saved Merse from dying of scurvy. Lad was on a pure alcohol diet at that point in his career.
>World and Olympic long-distance champion Mo Farah wanted to name his son Arsenal but his wife Tania "wasn't having it". The 32-year-old is a long-standing Gunners supporter. (London Evening Standard)
Also forgot about this pic Tbh
Let's talk january signings. We need a RW imo desu senpai.
>>63486931
>ramsey coming back
>oxlad coming back
>feo coming back
>need a new RW
>mfw the entire squad that beat United 3-0 will be available after the international break
>Wenger missing the chance to sign this wily old fox in the box on a free
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34787804
It's like he doesn't want to win the league.
>Number of European Cups Arsenal has
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swfD5uFSg_E
Coquelin played a key role in the Arsenal side that won the 2009 Youth Cup – although he is amazed that only him and Jack Wilshere remain at the club.
“We had so much talent in the squad so to see only two players here now shows how hard it is to make it at Arsenal, because it’s such a special club. There were a few players who I expected to be in the first team, like Henri Lansbury who was really good, Jay Emmanuel-Thomas who was a real talent, as was Sunu.
“There were loads of players like Kyle Bartley, even Luke Ayling, who were terrific when we played at that age. The whole squad were really good. When you see that on the bench we had players like Oguzhan Ozyakup, who recently played for Turkey and scored against Holland, you see that the whole squad was really strong.”
Coquelin and Wilshere’s career trajectories took wildly divergent turns. While the latter was drafted straight into the first-team squad, the French midfielder had to bide his time.
>>63486972
>Ramsey is shit @ RW
>ox is shit anywhere
>feo will never played RW with jiroo ST
>>63486972
>feo
>playing RW
Here's your reply.
>>63487171
>Ramsey is shit @RW
He's been better than Ox there
>>63487263
>He's been better than Ox there
That's not saying much, is it?
Good morning lads I'm here for the #WengerIns
>>63487306
>that horrendous defending
You can see why that centre-back plays in the 4th tier.
>you now remember benzema laughing at >us and >our rumours about buying him
>karma strikes back
>he can end up in jail
lmao
>>63487323
>implying it's not Wenger setting everything up in act of revenge for not joining the club
>>63487323
How does wenger know? Like, 7 times out of 10 he always knows
>>63450167
>Labour
Fuck off you kekold, self hating degenerate cunts.
>>63487323
He's an absolute moron for doing what he did. Why the fuck would you act as a blackmailer's middleman when you have so much to lose and fucking nothing to gain?
Benzema going to jail could work out pretty well for Madrid. Ronaldo can be a full-time poacher, and that left wing position can go to a player who actually wants to play as a winger.
>>63487422
Sanchez in January confirmed
>>63487426
They can take him, he's just as shit as Ox now
I can't wait for Emi to come home and Chezzers to fuck off to the Bundesliga or shitaly for keepsies
>>63487606
>unironically wanting emi to stay after this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmzohDd56ww
>>63487656
He's grown up quite a bit. That's like blaming Coquelin for the 8-2
>>63487387
i've been reading a bit about that in spanish newspapers and they talk about that suburb life from poor and immigrant families, like benzema who grew up in a french city and being surrounded by algerians, he has to be loyal to those who grew up with him
>>63487680
I blame missing a penalty and getting sent off for that 8-2 a bit more than coq desu senpai. Also fuck traore
>>63487844
>surrounded by algerians
>has to be loyal to those who grew up with him
>plays for france
@afcstuff 3h3 hours ago
Sampaoli (Chile): "Alexis will be treated with caution. He is eager to play & demanded the maximum in the training."
afcstuff @afcstuff 3h3 hours ago
Sampaoli on Alexis: "We don't want to get him exhausted or demand too much so he will do some different exercises [to rest of the squad].”
>Loan Sanogo to Ajax
>Can't even get a game for the reserves
>Loan Crowley to Barnsley
>Recalled due to injuries
>Loan Gnabry to WBA
>Pulis calls him out as unready
>Loan Akpom to Hull
>2 goals in 11 starts
>Loan Scz to Roma
>2 clean sheets in 13 apps
>Loan Welling to Bolton
>1 goal
All our loanees seem to be doing shit with the exception of Toral
>>63487844
Sounds believable. It just seems mind-boggling that he'd hold onto a ghetto mentality given the level of success he's had. I mean, the whole point of becoming a rich and famous footballer is that you don't have to live that ghetto lifestyle anymore.
>>63488088
>forgetting Ains & Emi have been great
>ignoring the fact that Wellington has been great until he was injured
>ignoring the fact that Bolton & Hull are terrible going forward with limited creativity from midfield (in wellington's case he is their only spark)
Sanogo is not good enough to wear the shirt
>>63488101
>implying sanago won't become the next Kanu for us
>>63488088
Might explain why they brought back Liam Brady last month to handle youth loans.
Only good thing about the international break is our players can rest
Monreal, Ozil, Mertesacker, Flamini, Koscielny, Coquelin, Debuchy, Arteta all not called up/retired
Bellerin, Ox and Ramsey won't play and will be back from injury straight after (hopefully)
Don't think Gabriel been called up,
Cech probably rested as Czech's already qualified.
So that leaves
Cazorla, Giroud, Alexis, Joel and Gibbs who will play for their countries.
Will probably need to rest Cazorla and Alexis for a game soon though
>>63488178
>all those french players staying at home
Remember when the French nt was full of Arsenal players
Now it's only Giroud lol
>tfw no goat
29s29 seconds ago
El Gráfico Chile @ElGraficoChile
El delantero national Alexis Sánchez se habría desgarrado durante la práctica matinal 2-3 semanas fuera
alexis injured lads
>arse
>>63488389
>2-3 semanas
This means weeks right?
>>63488419
yes
>>63488423
Nothing too bad then 2bh m8
>>63488389
BASED, atleast he gets a rest and can come back GOAT
Who /AFT/ here?
>>63488389
almost got me there m8
>>63488419
>>63488425
>>63488431
he's memeing
>>63488088
Loaning Yaya "Chaos Theory" Sanogo to Ajax of all clubs was stupid. Should've gone to the championship so he could at least learn how to hit a ball.
>>63488431
Getting injured isn't the same as getting a rest. Your body doesn't recover the same way as it does while getting a proper rest. Mentally also its not great. That's why Loew is based for giving Ozil a real rest.
>>63488088
Zelalem has been amazing, should get him in and around the first season next year desu
>>63488088
>All our loanees seem to be doing shit with the exception of Toral
England's brave Jon-Miquel Toral Harper is Arsenal's future.
>>63487320
I blame the left (?) back more. Dude in the 2 shirt. No attempt to help. Slow as fuck.
>>63488178
Marquinhos is injured, therefore, gabriel replaced him.
>>63488721
more like League 1 is his level
>yfw we sign benzema and he takes alexis' dogs hostage demanding ransom
>>63491748
>He refuses to feed them
>Spends the entire hostage situation eating dog biscuits in front of them
Is sex tape extortion halal?
>Arsenal set to 'target' former academy star Oguzhan Ozyakup
It's happening lads.
>Zelalem
>Crowley
>Toral
>Naitland-Niles
>Martinez
They'll make is most likely. Crowley/Zelalem/Toral will replace Rosicky, Arteta and Flamini. Emi is Cech's successor because Woj won't want to be on the bench another two season. Niles will make it because we literally have one good winger and he'll leave in a couple years probably.
>>63493281
All are Championship tier.
>>63493182
He's coming home lads
Allah wills it
>>63493281
>any of them
>making it
>>63493281
Literally who?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/arsenal-hand-alexis-sanchez-mid-6813597
>tfw Alexis rested and Feo/Ramsey out until new year
>tfw the only one coming back in time is Ox and maybe Bellerin
>>63493725
>alexis rested
it's better long term tho, i mean look at oscar or azzar
>>63493869
i did, i saw two fags lmao
http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/10/manchester-united-boss-louis-van-gaal-contacts-arsenal-star-alexis-sanchez-over-audacious-transfer-report-5488640/
>metro
>>63493725
Hey didn't Wenger say Ramsey's back after the break? How long does a hammy even take?
Just bought Reus in FIFA 2013 lads
its happening
>>63494094
depay is clearly not at the level he's asking right now, and doesn't have the profile for his philosophy
won't be sanchez but he'll go for a winger
>>63494178
>13
>ameripoors
>>63494291
>working for currency to spend it on vidya roster updates
>>63494255
well his fullbacks are not good and it seems to me he can't into midfield so i guess you're right
I officially ranout the Indians, you can thank me later /arse/, just doing what's best for >us ;)
>>63495262
thanks bsa
holy shit someone make a webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrcYYINhvLo
Who /4goalsin20minutes/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAHuss1oE6Q
>>63495549
>losing to Crystal Palace for the 3rd time consecutively in the league
>>63495670
you're my hero bru
>>63496079
Losing to Chelsea FC
>>63495262
It's Diwali fool, most Indians were probably celebrating.
>>63495549
why is he dancing like that senpai?
weak shit
>>63496961
Your favorite Arsenal body?
Mine is Olivier Giroud (circa 2012)
Olivier's physique in the early 10's was very impressive. He has a naturally lean frame and his subtle muscle mass really complemented this. Great defined abs and body shape that could make any girl blush. An aspect i loved of his body was the rugged facial hair and thick, clean and stylish hair. It really complimented his 'boy coming into manhood' phase. I often find my self watching his old matches just to stare and look at his 'sexy boy' body. Any celebration move he performed really showcased his pristine body. A complete joy to watch especially his abs in his wet kit. Sometimes i replay it numerous times. The reveal of his abs through his kit's fabric never ceases to excite me. Olivier will forever be my 'boy toy'
>>63497056
Kys
how can one club be so based?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvVP8aecSF4
>>63494349
>thinking 13 is the same as 15 in terms of gameplay
Go play it and tell me it's the same m8
>>63493281
Crowley and Niles I think will make it. Toral seems like a Iceman 2.0 with his goals but not sure what else he can contribute. Zelalel I hope makes it but that depends on what he shows next year.
>>63498571
>Ozil doing some Disney shit
kek
>>63494107
usually depends on the grade of injury. Mostly something between 4-6 weeks. For Arsenal 3-4 months ...
Holy shit
Márton Fülöp just died of cancer
I didn't even know he had it
TYBF, Arsenal never would've won the 3rd place trophy without you
>>63493281
None of them will make it. Crowley will look like he could make it, but then get injured way too often and he ends up being sold to West Ham at 26. That reminds me, how is Wilshere's progress going?
>>63498571
Just designate my club up senpai
Goals in the current Arsenal squad:
Walcott - 80
Giroud - 66
Ramsey - 38
Alexis - 32
Rosicky - 28
Cazorla - 27
Koscielny - 18
Arteta - 16
Ozil - 14
Ox - 14
Flamini - 13
>Wilshere - 12
Mertesacker - 8
>Welbeck - 8
Gibbs - 6
Monreal - 2
Bellerin - 2
Debuchy - 1
Chambers - 1
Campbell - 1
Gabriel - 0
Coquelin - 0
Going to have fuck all players with high goal tallys for the club in 2 years at this rate
>>63500805
How the fuck is Flamini is double digits?
How the fuck is he above Jack?
Your 2016/17 Premier League Champions
>>63500820
Jack is constantly ded
>>63500860
Flamini was gone for 7 years
>>63500886
Wilshere hasn't even played 100 games for Arsenal.
>>63500909
Neither has Flamini
>thomas muller will never play for arsenal
sad feel desu, ez 30 goals/season with this midfield
>be a clickbait journalist
>international break
>nothing to write about
>make up rumors about arsenal transfers
every fucking time
>>63500522
based flappy fulop F
>>63501110
>Gotze to United for 12m
>No mention of Arse being interested
>Jese Rodriquez to Arse
>£22m
Fuck off.
>>63500852
>no Welbeck til january
>no walcott til City
Guess we'll need to rely on the Artist
>>63501385
the french spell cotton with one T? how rude!
>>63500522
TYBF for that mistake
>>63486364
He really seems like he hates Arsenal. I hate that fat cunt.
>>63501385
Such is the tough and lonely struggle of The Artist. It hurt me to see him pound the ground in frustration as he was ever so close to completing his next work in the game against the Spurs. But I also have faith in him, for he has the fighting spirit that brought him to where he is today in the first place.
>>63501777
new
>man dies
>/arse/ can only think of his professional mistakes
>>63501921
His goalkeeping was cancer to his football clubs
>>63501945
>Americans
>6-0
>>63501959
5-1 to Bayern
5-1to Liverpool
8-2 to United
6-3 to City
5-2 Tottenham
6-1 to United with Viera and Henry starting and fully fit
This is the most disgraceful club in English football
>6 (six) goals to 0 (zero)
ZERO CHAMPIONS LEAGUE TITLES
E
R
O
KANE?
Wilshere soon lads.
>>63502013
Would you suggest that his return would be akin to signing a new player?
>>63502013
Wilshere never being fit for a season is the single greatest English tragedy since the Boston Tea Party
>>63502027
Akin to the signing of Alexis tbph
>>63502076
Alexis is shit now
>>63502113
But was great when he first joined and gave the whole team a boost. Jack returning will be like that and he won't have a couple months of playing shit either.
He'll just have another injury.
Why didn't we sign Iheanacho?
Osimhen/Nwakali double swoop when?
>>63502281
>even city are bringing in youth strikers before arsenal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcx_qMGhTrM
all this banter with the la'ds and the fa'm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yeNXzaqLA4
Who /rollsafe/ here?
BREAKING NEWS: Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany out of Belgium squad to face Italy with calf injury
race for the tittle back on
>>63502650
Treble is in fact still on
>>63502650
>implying he's injured
Being kept safe for City.
>>63502281
Because city offered stupid money relative to his age group and potential quality
>>63497056
Any big black player 2bh. Sol Campbell, Wiltord, Vieira, Adebayor.
it's not so much their physique, it's knowing what they've got packing below. i consider myself a 100% straight man but i would submit to a huge, muscular black member in a second. they are the dominant race after all
>>63502878
why /pol/
>>63502878
Henry was 6'2" of pure athletic perfection. The fact that he also had the touch of an angel would drive any woman wild
>>63502878
>arsenal
>black players
the ox and gibbs are as white as wilshere
actually probably whiter
>people STILL replying to Cest(Tet) and Jewmaican
FUCKING REMINDER SHITCUNTS.
>>63450167
WHY DIDN'T CORBYN BOW???????????????????????????????????
CORBYN DOESN'T SUPPORT OUR BOYS OVER THERE
>>63502878
>Wiltord
;)
>>63503375
>let him rot
>him
Signings
W H E N
H
E
N
>>63503713
>>63503760
>replying to 3 day old posts
Top fucking kek. Also, nice samefag.
http://arseblog.com/2015/11/exclusive-arsenal-stars-interlull-diaries/
Kek
Memes
>>63504450
Memes are 4chin's daily bread and butter
>>63501984
wow america...
>>63504362
>20.42: Snapchat Calum Chambers.
>23:34: Get reply from Chambers
That Arsenal feel isn't something that can be quantified by trophies but by an intimate emotional bond.
Every victory makes the heart flutter.
Every trophy brings a warmth that we crave in this cold world.
The whispers of sweet nothings flow between the club and the fans.
The derby matches are a new level, an aggressive lust that only victory can fulfill.
But with romance comes heartbreak.
The matches that normally bring such joy can come crashing down with the weight of the world. The anger, the sorrow, the refusal to accept the pain from a crushing defeat can cripple a man. Crushing that joy until he's numb to life. A loss to those derby day cunts is the same as the worst case or blue balls. With the source of it mocking you for thinking you're had a chance
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has been asked to explain his comments on doping to the Football Association.
>Wenger, 66, said this week he had "never injected my players to make them better" but there had been teams he had faced not "in that frame of mind". The FA has invited Wenger to provide any further information he may have.
ITS HAPPENING
>Ozil started well
>Broke up with gf
>Started being meh
>Hits amazing form
>Turns out they're back together
Fucker actually was depressed the entire time.
>>63507855
Need to get Alexis back together with his grill
>>63507866
>>63507866
/bundes/ bringing the memes once more
>>63507939
i don't want to stand out there so you should tell him something about this fag ass filters
anyways what good matches are happening today?
>alexis playing
goddamnit
>>63502650
Arsenal need to start doing this trick with their players.
Hamez when
>>63507939
I wonder if he knows Ryo
>>63508569
literally invisible in this match. Also
>ospina
FUCK YOU
>>63509345
>we bought the wrong WC meme keeper
Hiroyuki is going to remove generals btw lads
this might be the last ever eternal thread. press f to pay respects I guess
Eternal Arsenal>Hiroshitki
We can always reorganize at the other place tbf
Fuck Hiro tbhfam
The amount of miserable plebs that assemble in this thread.
How does it feel to know that your usual first half season run is almost coming at to an end and that you'll soon see your small title hope diminish in the coming months which will result in a Wenger out campaign and all that other usual stuff. Keep watching Chile and Germany matches to boast about victories that aren't related to Arsenal in any way cretins
>>63509806
What should we do?
You guys are my only friends :(
>>63507521
I zee not zee the inzident.
>>63510307
We have /gooners/ over on the other chan as a backup
We'll probably be grand though
>>63510550
But that's like leaving the Emirates for a welsh pub league ground
i want alexis out of the NT
you can take him
>>63511621
He needs a fucking rest, chico.
>>63511621
>i want alexis out of the NT
We all do. The poor lad needs some sleep.
>>63511621
Alexis today played his worst game for the NT in years. Fuck you Arsenal.
>>63512430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjNnGzCIv_8
>>63512430
>>63512430
Blame you're retarded manager for calling up an exhausted goat
>tfw Wonga sings Jese and Xhaka in January
