>ratings are shit
>its cuz the belt isnt at house shows!
>lets put the belt on house shows then!
>also were gonna erase punk and aj's records, lets give the belt to Nikki and Seth
>divas are easy to hide cause they only work main shows and hardly work even on those
>seth is a fit young man, into cross fit, he can surely handle it!
>but vince the large majority of punks reign was actually literally part timer, promo only with very little matches inbetween
>thats why its gonna make seth look even stronger!
>seth goes down, in ironic fasion at a house show
>and within just days of when CM Punk's record would ahve been broken if Brock still had retained at WM31
1st for /a/
>>63448600
this is a dumb first image for a /wwe/ general
>>63448600
>>63448600
>This stupid wootist-tier OP
>>63448600
>daily reminder
>you never reminded us daily
Fuck off
>>63448600
Punk's record wouldn't have been broken by Seth for another 7-8 months.
>>63448694
>australia in charge of reading
HHH > Sandow
HBK > Ziggler
NOD > New Day
Rey Mysterio > Kalisto / Sin Cara
Chris Benoit > Daniel Bryan
Rock > Reigns
SCSA > Ambrose
Let's not even get started on the NXT comparisons..
*sighs*
Why do millennials suck at everything? Honestly, I can't even blame Vince for the state of WWE at this point. He has shit fucking all to work with. Shitty millennial trash are a cancer and the incoming NXT millennial trash will probably be the death of WWE.
So I just watched World War 3 1996.
Both Benoit and Sullivan came out with black eyes and the commentary put over that they were "lured into a bathroom" the night before at a house show.
Is there any more story to this? Clearly the two stiffed each other because of the whole Woman situation.
>>63448600
nth for Bex
>>63448720
Sorry that your fanfiction isn't real life.
Seth just posted this on Instagram. He will be back stronger than ever!!
>>63448726
If you aren't a millennial, you're pretty fucking pathetic to be posting here
I may be an idiot but a couple of weeks ago I realised Cena's new color scheme was Poo In Loo lads
>>63448711
Ramens wife must smell like shit.
>>63448600
>>>/wooo/
>>63448790
HORNS UP FOR SETH ^:)
>>63448816
there should be a poo in the loo gimmick
>inb4 punk on smackdown
>>63448711
>Letting Roman disrespect him
CM Blown the fuck out
>>63448798
When did I say that I wasn't a millennial? I'm allowed to trash my own generation just like I'm allowed to trash my own country. It's the truth, millennials ruin fucking everything.
>>63448909
>literally being a le born in le wrong generation fag
Just end it
>WM32
>A Sting vs. Undertaker has been hyped and advertised for months
>Sting hasn't appeared since NoC, Taker hasn't appeared since SS
>It's time
>...
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex8KP8AbAE4
>Biker Taker comes out
>...
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MHQ69yLVGI
>Surfer Sting comes out
How hard would you mark?
>>63448790
Get well, Sef
^:)
>>63448790
what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
unless it becomes a chronic issue and prevents you from wrestling at your full potential ever again
>>63448844
>>63448844
>>63448844
>>63448844
>>63448844
>>63448844
>>63448933
Pretty hard, then I fall asleep
>>63448962
oh no you dont anon
>>63448983
>his only relevance comes from dressing up as a clown at WWE shows
Can we all please remove "Frank the Clown" from our memory?
>>63448790
^:)
>>63448983
>The city of this dude
>Literally every tweet he has to remind everyone he's dating Noelle
Talk about insecurity
>>63448790
^:-)
Any news on Survivor Series going 4 hours yet?
>>63448983
>Rich
>Gets to fuck his 9/10 gf whenever he pleases
>Son in law to one of the greatest wrestlers of all time
>Existence has been acknowledged countless times by his favourite wrestlers
LoL, I'd be salty too if I were your typical 4chan virgin
Based purely on fuckability
>>63448983
>son in law
since when? they aren't married are they?
>>63448790
>never beaten for the title
Can't wait for his return
>>63449176
>Summer Rae
>Good Taste
You had one job
With the power of positivity Seth will once again reign supreme as the MAN
>>63449219
>Can't wait for his return
Said no one.
Record (RECORD) low ratings
>>63449176
natty down two
emma up one
sasha up one
summer down one
>>63449176
>Nicki Bella and Natalya
>Patrician
>Carmella and Emma
>Good
>Alicia Fox, Sasha Banks and Bayley
>Not patrician
Yikes
Will Seth get a HHH-at-the-Garden-tier return pop?
Thoughts on the current Champs /wwe/?
>>63449219
>Tfw PPV Seth has stronger kayfabe powers than Taker at mania, Triple H with Faction Multiplier at ringside, Austin in 1998, Brock in 2014, Cena in a never give up match, The Rock when he has a new movie coming out, Political Hogan in 1992, RVD in ECW, Bruno Sammartino at Madison Square Garden.
>>63449358
All great besides Charlotte
>>63449358
It's ok
>>63449358
Change Charlotte and take it off Del Rio cause his new storyline is retarded as shit
>>63449358
IC / Owens: Boring, obese, shit
US / ADR: Boring, shit
TT / Nig Day: Boring, overrated, shit
Divas don't even deserve my acknowledgement honestly.
>>63449358
Based all over.
>>63449358
Vacant is getting shoved down our throats, tired of this motherfucker getting push after push and blowing it every time.
>>63449517
fuck off New Day are the best going right now ^:)
>The US title pre-HIAC: Most important midcard title in the history of WWE. Brought more interest than the WHC.
>The US title now: Literally no one gives a shit.
How could WWE fuck up something so quickly?
>>63449667
Because John Cena isn't contesting it
>>63449667
By allowing Cena time off
>>63449657
The New Day are very back and forth right now.
Some segments just don't work, but last week's was great.
>>63449657
Being the best thing going right now in WWE is like Ronda Rousey being the best women's MMA fighter right now. It means nothing because competition is complete trash.
>>63449517
why are you here?
>>63449667
>>The US title pre-HIAC: Most important midcard title in the history of WWE
18+
>>63449712
how legit of him to continue. cheers seth.
>>63449307
>>63449712
What a joke
>>63449624
>Implying you're not salty that Vacant keeps going over your vanilla midgets.
I don't think he'll go over Sheamus though family.
>>63449459
Charlotte is great. No one else comes close. Sasha isn't ready.
>>63449891
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63448600
Nigga please, I doubt they were going to have Seth beat Punk's reign. If anybody is going to, it's Roman Reigns. BELEE DAT BBY GURL.
>>63449095
If I was fucking Noelle I would broadcast that factoid to the world as much as I can.
>>63449946
Have sex
>>63449891
You been seeing the trash Charlotte has been producing of late?
to counter my own point, Sasha hasn't been given much to do. and i'm not sure either of them can make anything happen when they have to deal with the bellas all the god damn time
>>63450109
I have, that's why my opinion > your opinion.
>>63450233
I was just taking the piss lad. I don't think Sasha needs to have a title run immediately. It needs to get built up. And it looks like the Bellas are staying so the division will still keep suffering.
>>63448983
>>63449095
>>63450072
>>63450249
This Frank the Clown hate (yes, Clown not "kek") is getting pretty old.
>>63450234
I clicked those but it didn't lead me anywhere
>>63450352
ok Frank thanks for sharing
>>63450352
Wtf? I didn't type kek. It should say kek.
>>63450390
kek
>>63450352
Frank, fuck you idiot
>>63450352
Fuck off Frank, go cry about your wig being stolen
>>63450390
WHAT THE FUCK!?
>>63450352
Who's Noelle hanging out with now?
Noelle Foley is a 6/10 desu
>>63449465
>HEY COLE, LOOK AT THIS
>>63450390
kek
>>63450411
I'm not Frank, but fuck you too asshole!
>>63450437
How the fuck would I know? SHe's probably hanging out with her boyfriend. Or she could be doing an interview with someone, you know, since that's her job?
>>63450506
Hanging out with her "boyfriend" is her job? It all makes sense now
>>63450532
Interviewing wrestlers is her job. I'd expect you to know this. She's pretty big in the wrestling world.
>>63450438
I think you might be gay.
>>63450506
So is probably jerking off rollins and catering to his bad knee right now, while Frank is posting on some WWE thread on 4chan
>>63450532
I think they do a podcast together, I saw a clip once where the interviewee mentions AJ and Punk and Frank chimes in and says, "Oh you mean Phil and April?" Even Noelle looked embarassed for him.
>>63450572
Well he is friends with Phil and April. So that makes sense. Did you know that Frank and Phil (CM Punk) share a birthday?
>>63450557
I thought Noelle was pretty hot until I heard her speak. That brought her down a few points.
>>63449194
No but for real, if Baley had a little bit cuter of a face she'd be a perfect 10.
>>63450572
>and Frank chimes in and says, "Oh you mean Phil and April?"
I think I saw that video here. I got embarrassed for him and I don't even care all that much about him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdyNmmyIKRM
you may not care but someone out there does
>>63450632
Lmao, what an entitled little shit.
"I can call him" "You mean april"
Jesus he is insecure
>>63450635
Nigga got a trip, nice.
>>63450561
6/10 would plow if wife wouldnt find out.
Wife is 8/10 too but plowing her 1000+ times... while fun would plow other sluts if it wouldnt ruin muh murraige.
>>63450709
>wife
18+
>>63450709
pics or not true
>>63449712
>finishing a mastodon powerbomb spot when you KNOW that you've injured your knee
>at a backyard-tier house show
How stupid of him to continue. HGH time, Seth.
>>63450781
>wanting the A+ Player to get a fat core
>>63449712
so was this on Kane or did Rollins fuck himself up
>>63450843
All on Rollins.
http://www.wwe.com/inside/polls/stone-cold-steve-austin-cowboys-quarterback-how-many-touchdowns
>>63450843
It wasn't Kane's fault. Have you never seen him do this move? He does it lots of times, in pretty much every match.
>>63450604
upon reading this i thought you were talking about Bam Margera's parents
>>63450709
>using the term "plow/plowing" to describe sex
>expecting anyone on Earth to believe that you're not a permavirgin
Choose wisely, for there can be only one.
>>63451018
lel
>mfw Don Vito is a registered sex offender
>>63451081
He lives in Phil's basement because he's not allowed to make any public appearances for like 7 years.
>>63450604
Fuck off Frank
>>63450990
Posted the wrong webm. He does this move almost every match, though long time ago he used to throw people against the turnbuckle but he stopped.
>>63451137
cause he killed Sting
>>63451198
The monitors killed Sting
>>63451209
Being 80 probably killed Sting.
>>63451209
seth pushed him. seth killed sting.
does anyone just have the wwe network running in the background? currently have Unforgiven 2002 playing. Waiting for Stephanie to get that Hot Lesbian Action. I don't remember if it happens or not
>>63451252
No senpai. Sting killed Sting.
>>63451276
I'm listening to podcasts about murders.
>>63451276
Haven't given Vince my money in like two years senpai.
>>63451374
full speed replay
update on the Hot Lesbian Action. there wasn't any. Stephs fake tits put the other two bimbos fake tits to shame though
>watching ADR vs John Cena vs CM Punk in a HIAC match at HIAC
>Match is over, John was locked out
>Cage raises, John, R-Truth & Miz all come in
>John attacks ADR, Truth & Miz attack everybody in the cage
>Announcers said something about them being fired
>Superstars and security all come down to try and get in
>lock gets cut and security hand cuffs Miz & R-Truth
>Haitch attacks both of them until he gets pulled off
I wasn't watching back then, can someone explain the storyline here so I can understand what the fuck just happened?
Hi guys, Frank The Kuck here. AMA
AJ Styles vs Nakameme will be better than any match WWE has for the rest of the year with their roster, god they need to bring some guys in.
>>63451527
all i can remember on that is miz and truth thought they weren't getting the chances or title shots they deserved or some shit. they started attacking superstars and whatnot. Haitch fires them. they returned at that HIAC. pretty sure they went on to a tag match with The Rock and Cena prior to Cena and Rockys wrestlemania match.
>>63451564
How big is Batista's dick?
>>63451576
>>/woo/
>>63451564
Sadder than the autists that roleplay as wrestlers.
>>63451582
Way bigger than mine. Fits right into my hotwifes vagina.
I held her hand while she was getting railed bareback by her buck
>>63451564
Was Seth nice to you while he was fucking Noelle?
>>63451576
So you can whine about how they used to be good?
>>63451674
Do you think him and Paige...like...you know?
>>63451580
thanks senpai
>>63451564
whats your opinion in the Japanese education system?
will the Detroit lions ever come close to wining a super bowl?
why is my mom trying to kick me out of the basement when im only 27?
was 9/11 an inside job?
>>63451690
She got the BBC for sure
RKOh no no no dammit Rusev
>>63451690
would really be interested to see what hue that baby would be
>>63451654
Yes, they really have nobody to carry the show right now, i fear watching RAW for how shitty its going to be tomorrow but i probably still will
>>63451727
how could it possibly be shitty with Larry the cable guy guest staring lol (sarcasm)
Why are crowds so immature now? I'm watching Royal Rumble 2015 at the moment and just because D Bry was eliminated they start booing everyone else performing well. They don't even give a pop to the other fan favorites that enter.
>>63451727
It's gonna be really good tomorrow. The mid carders are actually gonna have TV time. Unfortunetly that means the Divas stretch is gonna take longer but still Cesaro, Owens, New Day etc.. will have better matches
>>63451690
hes tired of her and probably gets tired of doubling up so he wont catch anything.
>>63451753
This was when Daniel was Red Fuckin Hot and everyone wanted him in the WM main event but Vince was too much a bitch to do it. Everyone was pissed.
>>63451727
seths injury, ortons injury, cena being gone. may just be the opening cesaro needed
>>63451753
its a long story
>>63451749
is that really happening? you just talked me out of watching tomorrow
>>63451713
Why is Memesaro such a kek?
>Neville rejects his high five
>Randy Orton rejects his high five
>Flinches at Kevin Owens just raising his arm
>>63451773
And I guess Ramen was also hated? I know he gets booed for winning, but I heard a good amount of boos just hearing him enter.
>>63451727
>Yes, they really have nobody to carry the show right now,
lel no they officially do have someone.
>According to Pro Wrestling Sheet, Michael Elgin has not re-signed with Ring of Honor, as some reports have indicated. There's been talk that WWE may be interested in bringing him in.
>>63451778
Bring up Joey Samoey!
>>63451753
Because if Dbry is out then Reigns is obviously going to win, and at the time, no one wanted that
Why is Sasha vs Bailey considered a better match than Lesnar vs Rollins vs Cena?
>>63451795
your newest NXT midcard/maineventer white balding taz with none of the intensity.
>>63451791
You mean the guy who thinks this is real life and can't handle the what chant?
>>63451790
he got the boos because everyone knew he was the next chosen one picked by vince. even though the "wwe universe" had already chosen who they liked. no one was interested in being told who they should cheer for
>>63451790
Cause we all knew he was getting the rub and he didn't really earn it then.
>>63451813
Only fedoras believe that.
>>63451690
I doubt it didn't he almost bang Natties sister he said he likes big girls
>>63451717
>hue
There really isn't that much variation in skin hue. They are probably the same for all we know.
>>63451795
>>63451819
I fucking hate Michael Elgin. So bland and boring.
https://streamable.com/8h0q
Why can't anyone in WWE do this?
>>63451813
the first one was a good storyline match and they performed the reverse Frankensteiner a move that is probably now officially banned from the fed now since Sasha nearly landed on her neck.
any tips on making the wwe network stop buffering
>>63451813
because bayleys ass was great.
>>63451773
2014 was when D-Bry was red hot.
2015 was him returning. They booed because he was eliminated so early and in a very mundane way.
That entire Rumble felt like it was booked specifically to piss the crowd off 2bh
>>63451834
why do you think paige is gaining weight and drinking beer to get a gut?
>>63451848
the second match completely got over on me when Sasha stole little Izzy's head band and made her cry. that was amazing. a true heel move.
>>63451844
you mean flip over the top rope lots of guys can do that. That spot could have worked when WWE was plugging Terminator Genysis or when Arnold was announced as a character in 2k16
>future WWE Champion
>>63451864
Yeah more booze and hamming it up for Total Divas
>>63451813
Oh boy this is some tasty bait. Might work in reddit or woo better but it will work here unfortunately.
>>63451795
I mean I know lots of people on here meme about indie guys having zero charisma but seriously, ZERO.
>>63451880
Based Roman
Strong style
>>63451813
Bayley is hot as fuck in white.
>>63451880
honestly i'd clock Roman for real if he did that to me on a fuckin segment. Sure i'd get stiffed later on but he wouldn't be able to get away with that without at least a stiff shot.
>>63451905
The tassles obstructed her booty somewhat.
>>63451872
That second match was fantastic
I didn't see the big deal about that first match, though. Everyone was gushing over it but it just seemed like a solid match to me. Miles better than any main roster diva's match, but nothing amazing on its own.
>>63451907
In his match with Brock he gave him a stiff knee and Brock immediately destroys him with a clothesline.
>>63451872
meh just confirmed izzy was a plant and possibly a child actor .
>>63451927
It was the story
It was basically a girl version of Zayn/Neville
>>63451940
even if so, great moment.
Who watching Wrestle Kingdom 10 press conference here?
>>63451968
When is wk10
>>63451753
If you weren't watching at the time then you wouldn't understand casual.
>>63451933
there's a podcast somewhere that explains Roman stiffed Lesnar and Lesnar got extremely pissed and hit him pretty hard.
I feel like Reigns is honestly a dick with a chip on his shoulder who really needs to get knocked down a peg
>>63451907
>Implying you won't get future endeavored
>>63451940
I doubt she's an actor, more likely just a big fan who they let in on the biz and who shills in return for free tickets.
>>63451933
>>63451981
they stiffed each other throughout the whole thing
roman understood that that's how brock works and brought it to him
>>63451995
As long as I don't bust him open and job to him clean I'm sure I'd still have a job
>>63451975
January 4.
>>63451996
she was at a TNA show so she probably is a wrestling fan
>>63451995
looking weak
>tfw no Shazza or Emma
how do you Aussies deal with it?
>>63452036
I like Cassie better.
>>63448909
Kill yourself
Jesus fucking christ
>>63449830
is this roman reigns or aragorn
i honestly can't tell
Sup niggaz
>>63452036
Emma is ugly.
>tfw Jay Lethal would've been the first black WWEWHC by now if he went to WWE
>>63449465
wow holy shit, i just realized KO's entire gimmick is literal porn star bantar with the guy talking dirty to the girl
>YOU LIKE THIS, HUH? YOU LIKE THIS?
>YEAH I BET YOU DO
>>63452055
eat shit you abo cunt
>>63452067
Her makeup is shit too.
>>63452061
TNA ruined Lethal thank god he was able to reinvent himself in ROH
>>63450781
ligaments have no pain, the only pain is from the unstability of the knee
is there anything more cringe than listening to the cesaro section try to fake count his spins
his momentum clearly slows down after just a few rotations but they keep counting in unison of 1-2 seconds based like they're counting a timing system, not the actual proper rotations
near the end they literally count 2 numbers during 1 full 360 degree rotation, its quite cringe
ya'll can't hear me or something?
>>63452127
>getting smart with the crowd when you're tripping over your lines in your boring ass promo
>>63452109
AUTISM
>>63452046
Calm down buddy
How about actually providing a proper argument as to why millennials aren't the root cause of WWE being complete shit nowadays rather than just telling me to kill myself? Oh that's right, you are probably just another lazy millennial who is too lazy to do so.
>>63452127
Nah, this ain't borin this is real life
>3 weeks later
>I summon the powers of Kane and the Undertaker
>mfw
Even if this isn't real, it's still pretty insulting to even think of this match now. Vince had his chance ten years ago when Undertaker was a legit threat along with the streak and he didn't cash in. I've been asking for this match since Wrestlemania 24, and for this to come up now? Yeah, insulting.
>>63452170
Stop posting dirtsheets here you moron.
>>63452127
>tfw real life
let him loose on the mic
>>63449176
bayley is not for sexual
>mfw at some point Kane and Sheamus are going to be the main even on RAW
I SUMMON THE THUNDER
>>63452162
Nah, not vindicating your shit-tier meme opinions for you m8.
>>63452215
I SUMMON THE LIGHTNING
>>63452216
>I-I can't provide a valid rebuttal against his points!
>Better call it a meme!
>>63452219
Ayy based Israel is back
>>63452215
>>63452231
what awesome power...............
>>63452011
jesus christ why. does japan not celebrate new years?
>>63452231
>>63452231
dude is a comedy gimmick i swear, i laugh every time hes on screen. how are we supposed to take a plump fat santa claus guy seriously lmao
>>63452235
>entitled millennial thinks he deserves a reply
lol
>>63452261
They expected us to take Bret Hart seriously when he was against the GOAT Shawn Michaels.
>>63452261
quit talking shit about heyman faggot
I can't believe a shitty Thunder episode from 99 is way more entertaining then most RAW episodes these past few months
>this teleporting gimmick
top kek njpw
World Tag League matches announced: http://phoenixplexreview.net/njpw-world-tag-league-2015-cards/
Get hyped.
>>63452235
>huehue DAE le wrong generation? Why is everyone my age 100% shit, regardless of country, race or upbringing? Bloody lazy gen Y, I tell ya. Also, I wish they would bring back the attitude era. Vince is right, millennials suck.
>wait a minute, why aren't they agreeing with my pleb opinions?
>P-please vindicate my opinions, guys! You're b-being mean...
Whatever mate, go be a dumbfuck elsewhere or just kill yourself.
Reminder that CM Punk is a beta:
https://youtu.be/nJqaTeRBM2I?t=122
>>63452261
thats why his name is brayyyy lmao
>>63452316
>posting audio from a podcast we all know was on the network in video
>>63452325
seriously the dude could be over as fuck and entertaining as fuck as a comedy gimmick, like a santino 2.0
will they eventually put all past RAWs and Smackdowns on Network?
I wanna watch the Raw, smackdown and PPVs from 2000~2006
Can I get them by signing up to WWE Network?
>>63452316
>Hogan's been here.
Rank these wrestlers on a scale of promo/in ring ability/ and look
use the /wwe/ approved guideline of ring (20); promo (15); and Look (10); meaning your ranking will be out of 45
Sheamus
Dean Ambrose
Bray Wyatt
Roman Reigns
Brock Lesnar
John Cena
Randy Orton
Sting (only including him because he's had a title shot at a PPV, feel free to ignore)
>that fucking reactoin for naito
How to get a failed babyface over:
>turn him heel
fucking smarks
>>63452316
>clip ends
>multiple related videos within the collage at the end are the video version of the podcast
nice job faggot
you're like the idiot who posted a fucking fan cam version of heyman talking about cesar at sam roberts session, when the full HD version shot with proper film equipment was up on his youtube and also like this appeared within the related version
instead you got a bunch of "lel the chair sounds like its gonna brak :3" shit posting to it
>>63452338
>wanting to watch edited bullshit, redited even more to fit their agendas or hide shit they dont like
>>63452344
oh shit I should've included that
20 in ring = Bret Hart (grappler)/Shawn Michaels (agile storyteller). It depends on the style you prefer, if you know of a 20 "hoss" or striker I'm interested because that's not the style I like.
15 promo = Jake Roberts
10 look = Rick Rude
>young keks get no reaction
kek fucking kek
>>63452367
you mean /nobenoit/ and /nohogan/? oh well
I just wanna fap to ECW/GM steph
>>63449176
>Eva in poor
This whole sheet is discarded desu
God I almost really don't want to watch this Cold Beer vs Big Deal Madden match because of Sandow
God I can't TAKE his bullshit
>>63452419
Why do you always have the worst porn ever? What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>63452419
more dani daniels senpai
>>63452344
1. Brock Lesnar
2. John Cena
3. Randy Orton
4. Dean Ambrose
5. Bray Wyatt
6. Sting
7. Reigns
8. Shemus
miz managing cesaro to a wwwe whc WHEN
they even fucking teased it
>>63452386
i mean countless PPV's they edited
botch did a video a while back after the network came out showing the difference between the actual DVD of the events taht were issued, and the edits on the network
a lot of it is quite cringe
and far larger than just "stage guy walking out in the undertakers smoke at WM" type shit, literal full minutes
THE IRON SHEIK ON JERIGOATS PODCAST
FUCKING JERIGOAT PODCAST
>>63452397
>bigdeal
he got fucking owned
that video is perfect proof for why both of those guys are nobodies, cause they have zero talent or carisma and only there to collect a check.
>>63452450
My biggest problem with Miz managing anyone is that they will inevitably make them feud together
Always bad for business
http://strawpoll.me/5961363
http://strawpoll.me/5961363
http://strawpoll.me/5961363
>>63452462
nobody outside of canada listens to jerikek
>>63452397
you just miring his hot fire.
>>63452478
THE DUBYA DUDBYA EEE UNIVERSE AS SPOEKN
>YOU DECIDED
>IS THIS WHO YOU WANT TO TURN HEEL, CROWD?
>IS THIS WHO YOU WANT TO TURN HEEL?
>IS THIS YOUR SLAMMY WINNER, CROWD?
>>63452469
>titus
>zero charisma
>>63452469
At least Axel is showing a lot more passion/attitude in this one
His one with Uce was kind of cringey to watch
>>63452344
Sheamus: 10, 5, 2 = 17
Ambrose: 7, 12, 6 = 25
Wyatt: 12, 12, 4 = 28
Reigns: 10, 2, 5 = 17
Lesnar: 14, 3, 8 = 25
Cena: 12, 10, 7 = 29
Orton: 10, 4, 7 = 21
>>63452478
Probably Dean, although I'd prefer either of the other two.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY8HT6Rb5Zc
New Madden
>they're wearing the Harper shirts
SO fucking based
>>63452558
>grown men watching other grown men play video games
lol
Jesus Christ I love.pussy
You guys think Seth is going to be on Raw for vacating the title?
>>63452581
>i dont know what friends are
>>63452612
if he has already had the surgery yes, so they can set the seeds for a potential feud when he comes back.
>>63452631
>i think its totally normal for adult wrestlers to be playing video games
>Seth wasn't a draw
>Seth won't perform the same way ever again
>Seth was the weakest member of the Shield
>Seth will never be WHC again
All is right with the world.
>>63452650
It is desu. What isn't normal is watching videos of them playing.
>>63452650
sǝɯɐƃ oǝpıʌ ƃuıʎɐld ǝq oʇ sɹǝlʇsǝɹʍ ʇlnpɐ ɹoɟ lɐɯɹou ʎllɐʇoʇ sʇı ʞuıɥʇ ı<
ftfy
>>63451813
Both great matches but the only thing Lesnar vs Rollins vs Cena had over Sasha vs Bayley was better spots.
>>63452612
http://whatculture.com/wwe/seth-rollins-talks-knee-injury-that-cost-him-wwe-title.php
>Rollins said that he’ll fly to Birmingham, Alabama for a consultation on Monday and then have the surgery on Tuesday. That means he won’t be on Monday’s Raw in Manchester, England although they could do some sort pre-tape interview with him.
>>63452660
>"Seth was the weakest member of the Shield"
>seth is worse than baleeb man
lol k
>hogan makes first sex tape
>still in HoF
>chyna does porn
>not in HoF
explain this
>>63452660
You're being kind of a dick, Leighla
>>63452683
One was intentional and for the public eye, the other wasn't
wtf is fastlanes theme supposed to be???
>>63452700
on the fast lane of the road to wrestlemania
>>63452674
>whatculture
>>>/r/squaredcircle
>>63452344
>Sheamus
Ring: 15
Promo: 10
Look: 7
32/45
>deannetty
Ring: 10
Promo: 13
Look: 6
29/45
>brayyy
Ring: 14
Promo: 13
Look: 6
33/45
>Roman
Ring: 12
Promo: 6
Look: 10
28/45
>Brock
Ring: 18
Promo: Heyman so 15
Look: 10
43/45
>BMJ
Ring: 19
Promo: 14
Look: 10
43/45
>Randy
Ring: 17
Promo: 12
Look: 10
39/45
So it's:
1- Cena/Brock
2- Randy
3- Bray
4- Sheamus
5- Dean
6- Roman
>>63452736
http://www.wwe.com/inside/seth-rollins-interviewed-about-knee-injury-28178565
>Yeah, I head to Birmingham, Alabama, on Sunday for a consultation on Monday and then Dr. Dugas will perform the surgery, which will basically be the reconstruction of my knee, on Tuesday. Then the journey begins and we start rebuilding the machine, if you will.
Is this better you cucK?
>>63452762
>No Seth for Mania 32
JUST
I was planning on going again. Atleast I was there for the cash in :'(
So what do you think the main matches will next mania?
I'm thinking:
Roman Vs Haitch
Rock Vs Brock
Cena Vs Taker
>>63452742
>Cena
>9.5/10 in ring
You can say he's good but you are taking the piss now mate.
>>63452344
>Sheamus: 12, 12, 8
>Ambrose: 13, 14, 10
>Wyatt: 12, 13, 7
>Reigns: 10, 5, 10
>Lesnar: 16, 8, 9
>Cena: 13, 15, 9
>Orton: 12, 11, 10
>Sting (currently): 10, 10, 8
>>63452771
Yeah I'm not going anymore either because of the lack of Seth. Probably going to travel for WM 33.
Is there a point to the Royal Rumble anymore if WWE is going to kek the winner by not letting them close out the show?
>>63452776
Look at the last years in WWE, Cena is always involved in the best match
2007, Cena Vs HBK
2008, Cena Vs Batista
2011, Cena Punk
2013, Cena Bryan
2014, Cena Brock
2015, Cena Seth Brock
Inb4 le carried
>>63452792
Only two people in history have won the Rumble and not won the title. Only 3 or 4 times out of about 20 have they not closed the show.
>>63452771
>his best friend is a physical therapist
>not bolieving that he will come back
im holding out hope still bought my ticket.
Now just waiting for NXT and random outlaw shows around dallas during wrestlemania.
>>63452799
He has has the most marquee matches with good opponents. Even then, those matches were not all 95% perfect, which is what you are suggesting. 19/20 is absolutely farfetched.
>>63452820
>19/20
>not 9.5/10
Why are Brits so fucking complicated?
>>63452809
>Only two
batista, roman, alberto del rio, lex luger
>>63452354
Why so salty tho?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfQb8jCA9EY
ROPPONGI
>>63452799
The best match in 2014 was The Shield vs The Wyatts at Elimination Chamber.
when will Vince fucking die
>>63452910
When you have sex.
>>63452910
3 years.
How does he get women despite his C+ dick?
>>63452925
Actually going outside.
>>63452927
Explain
>>63452910
>I’d like to think that maybe this company will better after Vince McMahon is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.
>>63452930
I can't it's just what I heard.
>>63452925
>FALLING FOR THE SIZE MATTERS JEW
Good goy
>>63452925
>C+
What? He looked about 6 inches, which is average.
>>63452945
C+ is pretty average.
>>63452934
C U C K Man Punk marks on suicide watch
U
C
K
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRWpJ8XtXl0
Keep crying ;^)
>>63452925
By not being a virgin loser who posts about another man's penis in a wrestling discussion thread on a Japanese anime forum board
>>63452910
It's not Vince, it's his shitty roster of wrestlers who belong wrestling in high school gyms and not WWE
>>63452945
>>63452948
The average is 6? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
>>63452939
>>63452945
>>63452948
Found the white guys
>>63452957
>tfw you have a micropenis
>>63452956
>it's his shitty roster of wrestlers who belong wrestling in high school gyms
Isn't that where you're wrestling Jarvis?
>>63452956
>im totally a real pro wrestler you guys master booker
>>63452959
White guys have the biggest dicks on average you retarded nigger, congratulations on falling for memes.
>>63452934
HHH could do a better job than Vince, who is senile and completely stuck in the past.
>muh big guys
>>63452985
Titus' cock is not very big.
>>63452978
Yeah, WWE's current roster that is filled with shitty average vanilla midgets sure is doing well, isn't it. WWE would be a lot better if HHH and his NXT fucked off.
>>63452956
I don't think the talent is the problem desu. I blame the creative team. Stone Cold and Batista have both commented on how little freedom they give the superstars now, its all strict and safe. That could be part of the problem.
>>63453002
Still the greatest gif ever in my opinion.
>>63453013
>creative start to give wrestlers more freedom
>someone does this shit live on prime time tv https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WzRI7xgVKM
>>63453013
I also blame creative just trying to create clones of past wrestlers and trying to bank on that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWzI3sQbgA0
Based Seth
>>63452996
This desu
>>63452978
>stuck in the past
Vince is trying to reclaim the casuals
HHH is trying to pander to the new nerdcore fans and existing smarks
>>63453015
It just makes me sad now
Losing the curbstomb hurt Seth more than anything else
>>63453064
>the pedigree weakened his knees through all those impacts
>>63453064
More than this?
>tfw have an exam in 6 hours
>tfw need to study
>tfw can't because I have to defend Seth Rollins on /wwe/ until another another fellow sethfag comes to take my shift
>>63452856
That's what the original guy was asking, you spanner.
>>63453087
You guys sure are dedicated in defending a guy that doesn't know you
Hypothetical situation
>big scandal breaks out about male wrestlers trading sexual favors for pushes and or to stay employed in the company
>a total of six wrestlers are outed as to having traded in the most sexual favors and having the most debauched gay sex in the company
Which six wrestlers do you suspect? Only currently active wrestlers count,
Vote pham pls
http://strawpoll.me/5961736
http://strawpoll.me/5961736
http://strawpoll.me/5961736
>>63453137
Big Show
HHH
Kane
Cole
JBL
Kevin Dunn
>>63453137
Finn Balor 2bh
>>63453137
eva marie
finn
curtis axel
paige
fandango
big E
Raw is being taped in Bongland for tonight right? I guess I should stay off here and the newz sites after work?
>>63453137
Ziggler
how has he gotten o many pushes while being mediocre all around?
>>63453144
>all these unemployed shits
>no KO
fuck off
>>63453243
Because he's the one doing the sucking, but he doesn't have enough power to trade a push for sex.
>>63453246
>le based fatass
>>63453323
nice meme senpai
>>63453328
Top kek
>>63453344
Randy would make most people look short.
>>63453344
you seem upset
>>63453137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSLsqpyYnTw
>>63453378
BARRETTA ON MY SIDE THATS DOPE
>>63448726
>Daniel Bryan is worse than Chris "Over for two months" Benoit
>>63453137
Sheamus
Big Show
Barrett
Rollins
JBL
Ryback
>>63453137
Cena, obviously
Triple H
Ziggler
Rollins
>>63451819
>>63451837
>these faggots didn't watch Elgin in this year's G1 Climax
I felt the same way you cumballs did about the man, but he was awesome at New Japan this year. His match with Ishii was fucking brutal.
>>63451995
>not even doing a move, just jumping to get hit
Pathetic.
>>63452996
>IT'S THE WRESTLERS FAULT WWE IS SO SHIT NOW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_g_d_qtmJw
reminder that this ACTUALLY happened and was greenlighted by Vince himself.
>>63453810
I did, he is still terrible.
>>63453063
You can do both. WCW proved that with its cruiserweight division and geriatric division.
>>63453064
>banning a move not because it's dangerous, but because it looks mean
lol so fucking gay.
>>63453087
Your priorities are all mixed up desu.
Is this the creation of the SRIDF?
>>63453870
No you didn't.
>>63453868
What the actual fuck did I just watch?
>>63453884
They banned it because it would be easy for kids to fuck each other up with.
>>63453891
Yea I did, he is shit and his matches are boring as fuck. You are fucking dumb.
>>63453909
no ur dumb
Tell me /wwe/
What is the best/worst finisher out there right now?
380th for WWE wresting isn't a sport, is only watched by manchildren and is a sign of both retardation and autism if watched past the age of 9
>>63454005
Best finisher to me will always be either an Alabama Slam or Burning Hammer
>>63454014
Same.
>>63454014
I've literally never seen this before, nice OC!
>>63449176
>No Lana
I want homosexuals to leave
>>63449712
How big will Seth be when haitch pumps him full of HGH and IGF-1?
>>63452344
>Shaymoose
Ring: 15
Promo: 7
Look: 8
30/45
>Deano
Ring: 10
Promo: 11
Look when wet: 2
Look when not wet: 7
>Brayylmao
Ring: 16
Promo: 13
Look: 8
>Reigns
Ring: 9
Promo: 5
Look: 8 (He's got an ugly ass nose and uneven eyes)
>Brock
Ring: 18
Promo: 4
Look: 10
>Cena
Ring: 15
Promo: 12
Look: 9
>Randy
Ring: 10
Promo: 8
Look: 9
>Sting
Ring: 12
Promo: 8
Look: 7
>>63452996
I can't name more than 5 vanilla midgets
>>63454222
>getting a trip
shaking my head family
>>63449324
not even close
>>63453884
It should've been banned because it looks fucking stupid.
>>63454005
Damn near every finisher is shit in WWMEME these days.
>Braums Strawman's finisher is a retarded looking sleeper instead of something that reflects his strength and power, like a powerbomb or some big slam
>KO's finisher is a shitty pop-up powerbomb that doesn't make any sense for his 'prize fighter' gimmick
>Breeze's finisher is a fucking spinning heel kick that wouldn't have been used as a finisher a century ago
>Big Show just has a punch. A FUCKING PUNCH.
>>63454225
Neville
Bryan
Kalisto
Sin Cara
Xavier Woods
Kevin Owens
Dolph Ziggler
Tyson Kid
Tyler Breeze
Big E
>mfw niggas say they want Reignetty as champion
Why are the New Day so GOAT?
>>63454292
Breeze is 6 even, no idea why he looks shorter
Bryan has charisma and promo skills
Neville's got great in ring storytelling
Sin Cara and Kalisto are
Xavier is not, he's black Mouth of the south
KO is nowhere near Vanilla
Dolph is
Big E is charismatic but only recently started showing it.
Kidd is.
There's four.
>>63454360
>Bryan has charisma and promo skills
>>63454375
I guess all those fans cheering wildly for him were imaginary.
>>63454400
post one good promo he has ever cut
>>63454404
there was one posted lately with Bryan in NXT
his promos are never really that great but it works because of the yes chant
>tfw ywn have the look
Is Paige and Big E's friendship degeneracy?
>>63454546
I don't think roman has the look contrary to the popular opinion. He's good looking but he doesn't look strong.
>>63454561
I mean he looks strong, but not #1 face of the company strong. Brock looks strong. Roman is not like that
>>63454566
someone post some webms of brock no-selling Romans moves
ARE WE HYPE?
>>63454566
I always felt he looked too short to be the big guy of the Shield. Like he should be at least 4 inches taller. They should have paired him up with manlets instead of Dean and Seth who are tall in their own rights.
Is raw gonna be worth watching?
>mfw Romans #1 contenders means jack shit now
Every shield is a jannety
>>63451880
What the fuck? Isn;;t the point of wrestling to be safe?
>>63454591
When is it?
>>63454867
Roman is obviously going to get a bye in round one
>>63454985
Nah not round 1. Last round yes though.
Has there been a promotion that has been as pathetic in it's dying days as TNA is today? They've pretty much dropped all storylines and have been using this shitty tournament to kill time before they figure out what they'll do when they get dropped by Destination America. It's hilariously depressing to watch.
>>63448790
^:)
>>63454591
Yes desu, only entertaining guys in NJPW senpai
>>63454295
>misusing the janetty meme
18+
>>63455058
>big.match Hiroshi
>based naito
Off yourself faggot
>>63454285
>Braums Strawman's finisher is a retarded looking sleeper instead of something that reflects his strength and power, like a powerbomb or some big slam
Blame Paul Heyman for that one.
The John Cena Suuuuuucks chant with the trumpets is going to be insane tonight
>>63455087
The fuck are you talking about faggot
what is sasha doing here?
>>63454404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoaSIhTRFtY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHBI83cbcds
>>63454591
Am hoping Nakamura is freed up from the IC belt, provided he has a good HW program lined up.
Of course, Nakamura-Okada is a match we've seen the past 2 years.
>>63454215
>gif
Hnnnng. That's Layla isn't it? One of the all time GOAT bodies.
>>63455107
Oh yeah, Cena isn't on tv anymore...
>>63449358
Fucking shit
Wouldnotwatch/10
>>63455194
RIP Cena
;_;
>>63455215
;_;7
John Cena is a veteran of the US Marines.
You now remember Damien Sandow.
>>63455248
I am Sadnow
>>63448617
>Brennan William's is a near 7 foot tall Black 3 Year Pro Football Player turning into a Wrestler
>He is also anime as fuck
Whose ready for the best WHC ever?
>>63448948
>Punished Bryan
>>63455262
I'd rather have Tim Tebow desu
>>63455248
he was based tbqhd
Look at this guy
>>63455248
>you now remember him cashing in and losing to an injured Cena in 3 minutes
>>63455299
it was a 15 minute segment senpai
GOAT heel work by Del Rio, why can't WWE allow him doing stuff like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BkH9xjZnrM
>>63455280
Tim isn't arguing over who the best P4 girl is with a balding red head midget and Abridged Nappa.
Spoilers Brennen thinks it's Chie
>>63455324
>implying I speak spic
>>63455287
he's such a fucking faggot. It's actually pretty annoying how much of a faggot he is, why is he champ again?
>>63455372
Boy he was slapping was Ray Gonzales's son, and ADR was basically shitting on Puerto Rico saying their only idol was Ricky Martin, and how Puerto Rico has no great wrestler like Mexico.
And He also called the boy fatass and his father is a fag.
>>63455402
I mean let's be honest the most notable thing about PR is it's where Peace Walker takes place.
>>63455446
Peace Walker takes place in Costa Rica m8
>>63455455
That's how important those two countries are.
>>63452354
>This autism.
You wrote a paragraph cause of how pissed you are I didn't post the exact video. True autism.
>>63455455
Peace walker a shit, worst main line game.
>>63454591
>outlaw wrestling
>>63452354
This is one of the prime virgins of /wwe/.
>>63455387
Have sex
How do I get over with my gf
>>63456184
Heel turn. Cut a promo on her ugly and annoying friends. Bury her family.
>>63456184
Are you a cool heel?
So besides Dean, Roman and probably KO and ADR whose in the Belt tournament
>>63454591
Should be a good match. Main event of WK10 is sure to piss everyone off though.
>>63456184
You've got to put yourself over in bed family.
>>63456184
You can go for the cheap pop (buying her a gift).
>>63448617
based
>>63452085
>they kept him with that stupid fucking Randy Savage parody gimmick for years
>even while he was feuding with Ric Flair
>>63452085
>>63456302
>implying Black Machismo didn't establish him as a star/name in the business
He was bland as fuck before that. People had no idea who he was.
>>63452170
did Undertaker ever put Cena over in a match?
>>63456173
>le have sex meme
>as well as defending a gay from NXMeme
Try harder next time faggot
>>63454591
> outraw peruwresingu
>>63456184
turn heel and attack her for no reason. Keep this up for a few months until she threatens to get help. Then have another person talk sense into you and right when its about to be over, turn face and show her that you can change
>>63456313
It didn't
He was about as "established" as Stone Cold ET, and with a gimmick like that and Shark Boy 24/7, it made TNA look so bush league
>>63456316
No, they were kept apart except from really early in Cena's career and one random match on Raw once in the mid-00s.
It is honestly like they planned this match all along by keeping them apart. The problem is without the streak it is much less of a draw.
Taker just needs to go out by losing to an up and coming star like Kevin Owens.
>>63456329
Only virgins hate on niggas for being successful.
Get laid, get a job, lose weight.
>>63456350
If you're seriously trying to say Black Machismo wasn't the most over time period of his career, I don't know what to tell you.
>>63456348
>Not getting injured so you automatically turn baby face in the hospital when she comes to see you
smdh
>>63455315
Genuinely have no idea how he didn't kill himself after this
>>63455287
> wearing union jacks
What a kuck
>>63456352
they did have a match in 2005 I think, like the go home Raw before Survior Series and honestly it seemed like Cena was gonna win but no one won cause all the stars interfered. Your post was good up until the Owens part though.
>Sandow would be main eventing WM32 if not for fucking John Cena!!!
>>63456395
Sandow as champion would have produced lower ratings than Seth.
>>63456353
> a virgin telling other people to have sex because they dont like his memeXT potato midget
Wew lad
>>63456390
I like Owens. It can be Ambrose or Cesaro or anyone else who can use the rub.
Now that the streak is over they wont risk the possible perma-heat from ending it, and they can still claim they retired Taker.
Cena vs. Taker would have been brilliant a few years ago, and I advocated it many times over the years, but that ship has sailed.
>>63456353
Successful at what? Being a champion that no one cares about in a developmental program for WWE? You guys act like he is the champion of all wrestling even though he is a borefest faggot who will end up like Neville if not worst. Fuck off with your NXMeme stars getting pushes right away. Vince is still there and as long as he is, this faggot will end up feuding with Rose on Main Event. Now fuck off faggot
>>63456395
There's no one who thinks that.
>>63456373
that works too
>>63456410
I dont like him but im not going to hate on him for no reason.
>>63456413
Thats the most success hes had all his life, its good for him.
Youre way too mad about wrestling bruh, legit have sex.
>>63456464
not mad bruh, he wont be shit as long as my boy Roman is around, belieb dat bbygurl
>>63456464
Guide to the Have Sex meme
Rightful applications: irrational hate of John Cena
Jury still out: irrational hate of Roman Reigns
Wrong application: Anyone else
Hope this helps
>tfw Raw is important tonight
>tfw its taped and people will spoil
>>63456503
>and people will spoil
>Implying I'm not logging out of /sp/ at 3 PM EST
>>63456495
As the guy who brought the meme to /wwe/ I can somewhat agree with this. However you can sometimes JUST KNOW when someone is a virgin based on their posts, so it has uses on other occasions too.
>>63456531
>As the guy who brought the meme to /wwe/
Y u lie doe
>>63456503
Roman is winning.
That's Raw for the next 2-3 weeks
>>63456547
I am not lying. I have been pushing the virgins hate Cena thing on and off for a long time, just took it to the next level and made it more user friendly.
Am I fucking going over?
>>63456464
> no reason
Fuck off m8, hes boring as fuck. He even managed to get a boring match out of NXT Neville
>>63456482
I agree with that nigga.
>>63456584
Relax faM, just watch another match and dont buy his merch.
>buying merch to begin with
>>63456503
we'll probably get the usual shit just without Rollins
>Authority promo on the vacant title
>random shit match, probably Lucha Dragons vs Ascension or Barrett and Sheamus
>shit diva segment
>shit match like Neville vs Swagger or something
>Ambrose backstage segment with Ramen
>Owens vs Henry or some shit
>diva match
>Brayy promo
>ziggler vs someone
>Ramen vs ADR for le epin main event which ADR carries but everyone goes "based Ramen"
it'll be the same usual shit like that
>People think having sex is important
Need I remind you of the wrestlers who have had sex?
Macho Man
>Dead
Hulk Hogan
>Called a racist by everyone
Chris Benoit
>Killed his family, himself and will never be a HoFer
>Rusev
>Punished Rusev
DBry
>See Above
Dolph Zigger
>Is Dolph Ziggler
>>63456609
Which wrestlers have not had sex?
>>63456607
Why do you people even watch
>>63456607
>which ADR carries
>mfw virgins will always fault Roman Reigns for having a good match
>mfw they expect everyone to be like "D-Bry" or Memesaro.
>>63456622
ur mom
>>63456607
Taker is appearing apparently, that might be cool.
Bray will be in the ring with his body doing some spooky shit and Finn Balor will make the save.
>>63456622
Sasha Banks
>>63450506
Thanks for the input, Frank.
When is raw taped
>>63456722
I think around 8-11pm. UK time.
>>63452957
A year later and we still can't dodge the Rodge
>>63451690
nah big e is clearly a fag
